Jun 10 2008Amy Winehouse: 'I'm the least racist person going'
Amy Winehouse held court with the paparazzi yesterday outside her home. It seems to be her press room lately where's seen either signing autographs for the children or terrorizing the freaking populace with her shirt off. But one thing Amy isn't doing is discriminating. After a video popped up of her singing a racially loaded song, while presumably high off her beehive, Amy apologized to the media, according to the AP:
Winehouse later stood outside her north London home, telling paparazzi that she was sorry, adding: "I don't want to play anything down, but I'm the least racist person going."
I believe her. You can get Amy Winehouse to do anything on camera once she's full of blow which is, I dunno, always. Frankly, I'm surprised this interview didn't end with her eating a cat and singing the classic children's tune "I'm a Little Teapot - Who Hates Darkies."
NOTE: Included more candid shots of Amy and Blake that were leaked to the media. Now there's a happy couple in a drug-fueled relationship based on dependency. *sigh*
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Reader Comments
1. nobama - June 10, 2008 12:26 PM
what what
2. RichPort - June 10, 2008 12:27 PM
I thought Danielle was the least racist person going..? I learn something new everyday...
3. your mother - June 10, 2008 12:27 PM
your mom is nice
4. Danielle™ - June 10, 2008 12:27 PM
Gross. Her face looks like its getting eaten by viral bacteria.
5. Mike Oxbhig - June 10, 2008 12:28 PM
TOP 10 NIGGAS!
Wheres skank DEVA?...I guess they change the trees around in her neighborhood so she cant get around anymore!
6. butterfly - June 10, 2008 12:28 PM
Sure, of course, because "least racist people going" sing those songs all the time.
I still maintain this broad needs to be in JAIL! Then to an SLE for at least a year.
7. Danielle™ - June 10, 2008 12:30 PM
YEah, if she was so 'high'...then why did she keep repeating the question "you're not taping this are you?' to her drug addict boyfriend? She was was clearly aware of what she was doing.
8. ggg - June 10, 2008 12:31 PM
Diseased, malnourished weaselly people FTW!
9. fatso - June 10, 2008 12:32 PM
please stop putting stories about Amy on this website its not entertaining I really feel sorry for her and anyone related to her. Her parents must be sooooo proud
10. Lipper - June 10, 2008 12:33 PM
The last pic- someone needs to tell her that she already put the crack pipe down and she's sucking AIR. Crazy bitch! So embarrassing
11. Plastic Sturgeon - June 10, 2008 12:34 PM
Is it so sad when an incredible talent such as Amy goes to waste. She needs to be involuntarily admitted to rehab for a minimum of 60 days. She also would benefit immensely by ditching her heroin addict husband, "Blaaaake!".
Talk all the trash you want. But unlike 99% of the useless celebrity imbeciles posted about on this site Amy actually has amazing song writing abilities (while sober) and a unique voice.
12. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 10, 2008 12:34 PM
"...more candid shots of Amy and Blake that were leaked to the media."
Leaked? LEAKED???
13. veggi - June 10, 2008 12:35 PM
She's not just hot, she's Danielle-hot.
14. Auntie Kryst - June 10, 2008 12:37 PM
Least racist person going?? Prove it ya cunt!
Winehouse Tour '08: Nairobi, Islamabad, Saigon, and Tokyo.
15. Danielle™ - June 10, 2008 12:37 PM
No. I think she looks more equal to you vegetable. Which isn't saying much.
16. Mike Oxbhig - June 10, 2008 12:38 PM
Well PIN THE TAIL ON THE SISSY fatso. Get over it tubby. Shes a train wreck and we are all waiting to see what creative dose it is that finally does her under. Maybe fish can get some pics from the coroner and put her in poses like :
1. swatting flies from her crotch
2. holding a fresh beehive
3. scab picking from that god ugly horse face
4. methadone suppository insertion
5. what else?
17. absolute2 - June 10, 2008 12:38 PM
Poor Amy. She has beenruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. . I saw her at milllionairedatingsite ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorced now.
18. Ihaveadream - June 10, 2008 12:38 PM
i dont think Amy is even on drugs anymore. i mean, you are all just hating. they tweak these pics to make her look bad. and i know that she is NOT racist. she even has a black friend
19. Mandy - June 10, 2008 12:38 PM
I do not think she is a racist. She was joking around like a lot of us do. When an Asian person cuts me off on the road; I call them a zipper head. I hope she gets help soon before she dies.
20. Jakey - June 10, 2008 12:39 PM
You're a really funny writer, man, but I beg of you: stop putting your punchlines -- behind a big hyphen like that. It's so much better when you don't underline and emphasize The Funny Part. (Yay for unsolicited criticism from someone who's paying nothing to read this website!)
21. Danielle™ - June 10, 2008 12:40 PM
@17. You did! Wowzers.
22. momo - June 10, 2008 12:41 PM
Nice back of the teeth shot.
I vomitted.
So much for the UK and its free health and dental plan.
23. Karma - June 10, 2008 12:45 PM
I can't believe I'm going to say this...
Blake is kind of good looking
*shoots self*
24. Jake - June 10, 2008 12:46 PM
Her "racist" song was simply referring to various lesser races by their pet names, a sign of fondness or at least amusement. There's nothing racist about that, unless you're a humorless kneejerk politically correct overbearing nanny-buzzkill. And we all know that with REAL problems to deal with these days, nobody gives a flying fuck about "using hurtful words."
25. gerard Vandenberg - June 10, 2008 12:49 PM
YEAH RIGHT, and water is WET!!!
26. FRIST!!! - June 10, 2008 12:50 PM
Hey Auntie, I went to that site you told me about. I left a comment on the Bilson post. You should read it, it's brilliant. Something like "I'm FRIST!!!"
I know. Inspiring, isn't it??
27. Slappy White - June 10, 2008 12:51 PM
I think this chick died 5 years ago and someone forgot to tell her.
28. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 10, 2008 12:54 PM
#27 - Weekend at Amy's?
29. jrz - June 10, 2008 12:59 PM
viral bacteria????
DanYELL you stupid sasquatch....it's one or the other. either it's a virus or it's a bacteria. GOD you're so fat!
30. no thanks - June 10, 2008 1:01 PM
Yeah fucking right, she's racist as they come. People who aren't racist don't say/sing the shit she said. Hideously ugly, a drug addict and racist could this fugly bitch be anymore fucking worthless? Her parents must be so proud, imagine giving birth to a beautiful little angel and then having her grow up to be this. SAY MY NAME.
31. Plastic Sturgeon are you kidding? - June 10, 2008 1:03 PM
What is this nasty arrogant selfish whore's talent? She sings awful and you must be demented to find that gross style of hers entertaining. It certainly isn't original. I would love to hear that nasty cunt sing something for once without stretching out all the notes. She did "Beat It" and was awful. Just awful. She is a one trick pony.
Yeah, she got all those awards GIVEN TO HER by the ruling caste, it was a no brain given. Like when that boring Norah Jones got all those awards.
32. Jessie - June 10, 2008 1:08 PM
She's extremely talented and I concur with her attitude toward the less evolved rabble we are forced to support.
33. Danielle♥ - June 10, 2008 1:11 PM
@29. Well, I guess its only natural for someone who is suffering from both to correct me. My bad.
34. Li@l.com - June 10, 2008 1:11 PM
She smells
35. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 10, 2008 1:13 PM
#29 - I have no idea why, but the "GOD you're so fat!" bit made me chuckle.
36. EgoTerrorist - June 10, 2008 1:13 PM
Umm, howcome noone (before me) commented about him (in pic 7) having her blow-infested wig on his head?
So, it is true : she's losing her hair.
37. Jrz - June 10, 2008 1:16 PM
No, Sasquatch.....it's natural for someone who is smarter than you to correct you. *shakes head* I'm growing inpatient with how fat and hairy you are, DanYELL...you're really trying my patience
38. Jimbo - June 10, 2008 1:17 PM
I would love to lick the left side of her face, until she spurts her warm blood and pus into my mouth.
39. RichPort - June 10, 2008 1:17 PM
damnYELL? Or should I say BRANDY??? Who the hell told you that rope would look cute on your head? And by that sultry look in your eyes, I imagine they had you looking at a sandwich.
40. Danielle♥ - June 10, 2008 1:18 PM
And exactly HOW do you conclude that I'm so fat & hairy?? *rolls eyes*
41. jrz - June 10, 2008 1:20 PM
Because anyone so fucking completely irretrievably stupid as you DanYELL could only be a fucking Yeti, and we all know Yeti's are fat, hairy beasts that have shit stuck to their fur.
42. Danielle♥ - June 10, 2008 1:21 PM
@39. Quit clickin on the link then! Geesh. If I'm so ugly, then why the hell do you keep lookin at my damn picture? Stalker.
43. Jrz - June 10, 2008 1:22 PM
Oh, and the big pile of loose fur that is left behind everytime you post a comment.
44. DamnYell has ruined this site - June 10, 2008 1:23 PM
DanmYell please go back under your rock. Go have some fried chicken & collard greens or something. I'm sick of seeing your ugly black mug and reading your delusionary, self-important arrogant comments about yourself. We're all laughing at you. You're a joke - Go home!
45. Danielle♥ - June 10, 2008 1:23 PM
Jrz...if anyone should be fat & hairy, its YOU.
How many little beasts have you popped out of that dungeon you call a vagina??
46. Jimbo - June 10, 2008 1:25 PM
@38 How did I get the sick troll today? That is just fucking gross..
47. Marie - June 10, 2008 1:30 PM
everyone says stupid racist shit, doesn't mean we're racist.
I like her.
48. jrz - June 10, 2008 1:30 PM
Her old standby.....the I-Know-You-Are-But-What-Am-I response. *sigh* God, don't you have anything else to do? Haven't they opened the fire hydrants in Souf'eeees yet?
49. she's absolutely pathetic - June 10, 2008 1:31 PM
I cant believe you, Danyell, actually posted your real picture on a site where you're already a complete joke. Are you that desperate for attention? Get a grip.
50. DanYELL's Prom Picture - June 10, 2008 1:36 PM
Here's the real DanYELL
51. d - June 10, 2008 1:39 PM
gross picture danielle. yuuuuck
52. Lola - June 10, 2008 1:42 PM
Gross, what's with her teeth? Looks like a horse..... Good talent being wasted. I'd expect this from people with no talent at all i.e... paris, kim, britney, jessica, lindsay etc.... Basically all the whores of Hollywood
53. Vince Lombardi - June 10, 2008 1:43 PM
I thought Dog the Bounty Hunter was the least racist person outside of David Dukes. Guess I was wrong.
Re pic #9. With all that shit off her face and the top of her hair, she's also no longer the least beautiful woman on the planet. Still in the bottom 2 after the classic portrait post of "overbite my mirror," but not the LEAST beautiful. Kinda like "Assistant Least Beautiful," maybe.
Otto Graham was and still IS the least beautiful.....
54. pinky_nip - June 10, 2008 1:44 PM
I didn't know black people used computers unless they were writing up their appeals in Notebook.
55. hot mess - June 10, 2008 1:47 PM
Why can't you all just Leave Danielle Alone! I haven't seen her picture yet, but I can tell from her comments that she's just going through a hard time because YOU haters keep hounding her and hounding her!! She can't post to any thread without being completely picked apeart. It's horrible Just LEAVE Danielle ALONE!! Can't you see that what you are saying is really hurting her?!? Is that what you want? I have been her biggest fan even since before she came on this site agian. I have a wall of Danielle in my apartment (okay, it's accutally my parent's basement - but hey - don't make fun, it has its own entrance!!). She is so beautiful. What Danielle needs right now is some peace and quiet so that she can regroup, get bact to practicing posting on to this site and share her talent with all of us. PLEEEEASE! For God's sake LEAVE DANIELLE ALONE!!
56. erica - June 10, 2008 1:48 PM
Least racist person GOING? Going where? What kind of sentence is this?
57. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 10, 2008 1:50 PM
#54 - That sentence is a bit lacking. It should read:
Yo, I didn't know (n-word) used they muthafuckin' 'puters unless they was writin' up they appeals in muthafuckin' Notebook.
58. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 10, 2008 1:51 PM
picked apeart?
59. Jrz - June 10, 2008 1:53 PM
55---Should we turn our attention to you?
60. rae. - June 10, 2008 1:53 PM
Look at those yellow TEEEEEEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
61. ebonics man - June 10, 2008 1:54 PM
#55 's post in ebonics (DanYell's languague):
Why can't ya all just Leave Danielle Alone! I haven't seen her picture yet, but I can tell from her comments dat she'sjust going through uh hard tyme cuz YOU haters keep hounding her an' hounding her!! She can't post ta any thread without being completely picked apeart. It'shorrible Just LEAVE Danielle ALONE!! Can't ya see dat what ya iz saying iz really hurting her?!? Is dat what ya wants? I gots been her biggest fan even since 'bfoe she came on dis here site agian. I gots uh wall o' Danielle in muh ma fuckin apartment (okay, it'saccutally muh ma fuckin parent'sbasement - but werd up - don' make fun, it has its own entrance!!). She iz so fine. What Danielle needs right now iz some peace an' quiet so dat she can regroup, git bact ta practicing posting on ta dis here site an' share her talent wiff all o' us. PLEEEEASE! For God'ssake LEAVE DANIELLE ALONE!!
Ya' dig?
62. rae. - June 10, 2008 1:55 PM
seriously.. look at the pic where she's looking up at the camera... the close up where she's like, biting the mirror... *ugh*
63. Rut Roh - June 10, 2008 1:57 PM
So, The Superficial has been hijacked by fucking 14 year olds. Nice.
Oh, and whoever said that Amy Crackpipe should tour Japan to prove she's not racist....Hellz no, we don't want that trash in our country. It's bad enough that Brits come here, we don't need std ridden, druggie whores here too.
And am I the only human that thinks this hooker has no talent? Maybe I'm too old to appreciate modern music, but I just don't find "Rehab" to be anything more than a dirty hickerbilly picking her guitar and rambling with a man voice.
64. RichPort - June 10, 2008 2:08 PM
#63 - Fucking 14 year olds? Sounds like Danielle's parents!
BA DUM DUM!!!!
THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!
65. p0nk - June 10, 2008 2:17 PM
@55 Randall, is that you?
66. Amysuckhouse - June 10, 2008 2:18 PM
Nice coke mirror you're biting there.......
67. Amysuckhouse - June 10, 2008 2:18 PM
Nice coke mirror you're biting there.......
68. J - June 10, 2008 2:20 PM
Check out the backs of her teeth in that pic where she is biting the mirror. *HORF*
69. Hecubus - June 10, 2008 2:22 PM
I don't think she's really a racist but I don't know about the 'least racist person going'. I'm fairly sure the least racist person in the world has never been caught on camera singing a song made entirely of racial slurs.
70. fyi - June 10, 2008 2:34 PM
@59 That was hot mess' imitation of Chris Crocker's tearful rant on Britney's behalf. Leave Britney aloooooonnneee waaaaaah.
71. Danielle's Lover (watermelon flowers in hand n chicken bones) - June 10, 2008 3:49 PM
D aint ugly but #50 that made me damn near piss myself!
Damn stackin' ass cracker.
I loooooooooooove this place.
72. sniggol - June 10, 2008 4:14 PM
What the heck is wrong with her teeth? That pick where she is biting the tray, the back of her teeth have black streaks. Only seen crud like that on meth head teeth. They're going to start falling like rain before too long.
73. Racist Butt Kicker - June 10, 2008 4:36 PM
Hey, leave her alone. She's just like the racists on this board with all the watermelon, chicken, and ebonics jokes. a typical p*ssy who is tough alone behind an electronic device but folds like a lawn chair when real pressure hits. I accept her ass kissing apology as many of your schoolmates accept yours when you put your little Hitler costumes away, go to school, and act correct or risk getting your ass beat by some black kid who's not having it. LMAO. OK, go back to your little racist jokes. We know it makes you feel tough or cool, LMAO. DORK
74. JoJo - June 10, 2008 4:49 PM
Im going about my day coming accross the superficial and my days great, not anything wrong.. Untill I see this.. Now I feel sick, ichy, and grose. I have to take fifty showers before I feel clean again after seing her disgusting face again.
75. CJ - June 10, 2008 7:59 PM
She can't get clean....the reality of nothing about her being attractive will kill her. It's the drugs/ denial keeping her tethered here. She isn't even 'oh, she's so ugly she's cute' unattractive....she's the real deal...to the bone. She's what people pay money to see inside tents at freak shows...and I don't mean to offend freaks here, because at least they know what they are and play the public in the process. Amy is just....whoa...can't go on.
76. Do_Freebird - June 10, 2008 8:44 PM
America has spoken and they all agree that there is nothing they want to see more than a monkey with open running sores on its face.
Huh? That's not a monkey? That's fuckin' bullshit.
77. Amy - June 10, 2008 9:45 PM
She is a crack and heroin addict. All she cares about is her next fix. She doesn't care what race or religion her dealer is as long as hes got the stuff. Addicts have bigger things to worry about. Of all the things she is, I can guarandamnte that racism isn't one of them.
78. girl6 - June 10, 2008 10:12 PM
Look. She's holding a fentanyl lollipop. Poor thang...
79. Hey Racist Butt Licker - June 10, 2008 10:44 PM
Hey Plowman, slaveson, second cousin to an ape. We will say anything we want here, jig and there is nothing a faggot like you is gonna do about it. Who are you callin' scared? Of what, you? Get back to the cotton fields Sambo.
Fuck your black kids and your black momma monkey.Yeah we white folks are runnin' scared. You underestimate us. You pieces of shit are prone to mindless violence and have nothing to lose which is why 90% of you are behind bars. You should all be in cages. At a zoo. In the primate exhibit in between the chimps and monkeys.
Anyway, this whore and the money that supports her all need to go away, she sucks and yes, she is obviously a rasicst. The video proves it you goddamn fucking assholes. I am not saying she is any different than anyone else because it is more or less a fact that most people (other than white sluts who crave nice big black dick and the ghetto scene) are innately so. Don't deny it , it's a fact and has always been that way and always will be.
80. OMG - June 10, 2008 10:48 PM
Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. It seems she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionairedatingsite """"""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. Good luck to heer search.
81. Arguman - June 11, 2008 11:45 AM
#80, I don't think Amy has the mental capacity to use the internet. She can barely walk or dress herself.
82. liz4sale - June 11, 2008 2:35 PM
in the pic with the mirror thing you can totally see her cavities and up her nose..eew.
83. Flavio - June 11, 2008 6:50 PM
well who knows if she's racist or not, but I can't stand her neuvo-soul aesthetic with the sparse, bluesy music and several black dudes in the background dancing double time to the music and snapping as if people still used the word 'cat' to address one another. god that shit is annoying. in their defense, I wouldn't say either of them was full of "blow". that mirror does not have the look of a mirror that drugs were just done off of. she just needs a small mirror around to locate all of the various scabs she gets on her body from intaking nothing but heroin and crack fumes.
84. ddhniodiodf - June 12, 2008 1:32 PM
That reflection of her teeth in the mirror made me ill.
85. mems - June 12, 2008 5:59 PM
blake's hot!!!!
86. corinne - June 16, 2008 2:58 PM
blake is actually pretty good looking.
i think my vagina just fell off for saying that.
87. iris - June 17, 2008 1:30 AM
shes no better than the gooks and nips LOL
shez this sh.it hole who barely looks human
she should like LEARN something from japanese fashion coz she looks like a retard so why she dissing herself?
her eyes looks SO chinky lol and i can bet u shes dumber than a llama
88. sarina - June 26, 2008 12:11 PM
use haroing is bad,thats why u gets soooooo thin,she is going to die soon,,,remember Gia