Jun 20 2008Alli Sims in a bikini proves Spears' gene is a cruel mistress

FIRST

First you filthy breeders!
This woman must truly work her way back into the form that was once hers. Than she can set her path straight again all the way to the top, where she belongs.
As to the bikini, I wish it were a much less revealing affair. She does not need to show so much of what should not be shown.

Randal

I'll be back, I have to run to dunkin's for a jelly roll.
Sudden craving

second i'm a loser

PORK!!!!!!!! It's the new white meat!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... fat ugly fucking cow..... um, question though, why do we care about her? she's a nobody.... sam lufti prolly has her doped up too.... LMAO

jamie lynn is popping out even more spearses into the world. every young person in this family should be required to watch The Baby Borrowers on NBC. http://www.nbc.com/The_Baby_Borrowers/video/#mea=262962

that's a fucking tiny dog!!
how do they breed them that small?... genetically deformed.

I wanna kick Randal in his pussy.

Who the hell gives a shit about this broad? I mean... really??? So she's a tank, now we need to give her attention?

i don't know about you guys, but i ALWAYS wear a giant gold chain link necklace, hoop earings & 10lbs of make up to the beach!

...and you do not need to say so much of what does not need to be said.

i had heard there was an earthquake at the beach.....and now we have found the epicenter!

DEBATE.....

Would I do her over this Kardashian character? Alli is overweight but she looks fresher, probably smells fresher, and probably has a lot less miles on her...........lets just say...person.

There ain't no hiding the FUPA

MAN! What a fat fucking pig! (farting noise)

Who is this two tons of fun chick?

Nipolian: "That's the ugliest little pig I have ever seen."
Alli Sims: "It's not a pig, it's a dog."
Nipolian "Yeah, I was talking to the dog."

ahoy matey! thar she blows!

2nd DEBATE....

Should she be ashamed of the way that bikini fits her? Or should she be publicly humiliated to be known as a relation to Britney Spears?

I mean, there's lots of overweight people (whoops....racist word... I know) on the beach but how many of them are related to Brit?

@14 Like she would let you do her anyway

well i don't see what the problem is. she looks downright fuckable to me.

@22 Dude what is not fuckable to you?

Ali,

It's your world, girlfriend. Never mind what people are going on about. Just remember to keep your cool. Don't give anyone a reason for you to get all heated up. The people here will never be worthy of ever going on a real date to anyplace where they would let trolls dance. But if you want, I'd go. Get down!

- Randal

(every fifth word speaks the truth)

Who the hell is that?

Fish dude, is this what you are going to leave us with for the entire weekend? You are a sadistic bastard if you do..

Who is this again?

She's a nobody, right? She's not famous, she's not hot, so why should we care?

get a life. people don't have to be a stick to be considered beautiful. how shallow are you dumbasses?

she's not even famous! she's a relative of someone famous. who the fuck CARES?

I don't understand, all the people writing on this are perfect huh? No guts nothing. It's hilarious to me people are so judgmental when they aren't perfect!!!!

who is this broad?

I think she's hot.

@29... I guess you tend to forget people are people when you see them on TV all the time.

#24...

DAMN! I was just Rick Rolled!

I don't get it. She's just as pretty as her cousins yaaaa'll.

Who is she again? If she is no celeb, keep her of fthe site and leave her alone Fish. We civilian pedestrians don't need to be mocked like the beautiful people. Leave the girl alone.

Imitation is the true form of flattery, so I thank the wanna-be Randal's today for the laugh for there's been more than there has been in some time. Kudo's!

Alli Sims, who I am not familiar with, looks great. A healthy form and shape nestled with an attractive face and brown hair. Her skin glows well too, so she's obviously taking care of herself.

There's an air of confidence about her too that makes you want to blow kisses toward her.

Have a great weekend folks. Hugs to the ladies, high-fives to the gents.

Randal

Whats the big deal? just the average fat American.

Who invited Shamoo?

And #37, go stick a stick in your foreign twat you foreign twat.

For the first time ever I was afraid to click on the Full Size button.

2 things this chick should never be caught dead in -
Spandex or a Bikini

Fat girls have WET pussies and low self esteem - whats not to like.

Was there ever a single post Randal didnt have a pointless and retarded comment about?

Just because someone doesn't have their hip bones and entire ribcage poking out doesn't mean they're fat. She could lose A LITTLE weight, but otherwise she just looks like an average person walking on the beach.

I hope she didn't eat that little dog.

No matter how obese these girls get, there's always few people posting defending them with all their heart saying they're not really fat! I live in Europe half of the year and I DON'T see young girls on the beach who look like that! Sorry. I'm not saying everyone should be slim but, let's at least admit there are some serious weight issues going on with Americans. And, that she's VERY fat.

Oh come on like she's THAT bad

I guess I just have low / realistic standards.

You are all really rude. I'm sure that half the girls that are posting look like her, and the boys are just trying to seem manly. Just stop trying to act high and mighty and give it up.

EXTREMELY TRUE regarding Americans being total fat asses. We are disgusting fat too. There is a fat you can only get to from eating American fast food. The globular fat rolls are larger & looser than what would be from say, beer. American fast food makes the gunt hang low over the pubic area and the jiggle is more pronounced. I love the current backlash against the pathetic notion that this is some kind of natural, normal occurance. It's an unhealthy body from an unhealthy lifestyle (from a government with a gigantic financial interest in ill health (the gov. paid off percription empire)), and is harmful to the environment. These freaks should be marched down the jogging trail naked until they look like Gisele Bunchen & the Rock. Yay!

Not cool dude. Somewhat distant relatives of celebrities who are not trying to be famous are not fair game. If you're this hard up for stories this close to the weekend, just take off early.

#49, are you drunk?

poor girl. she knew she was going to be popped by the rattzi, she knew she isn't perfect, she knows this site is ripping her a new asshole -this one is too easy. I mean, pic # 11 has so much fug I actually feel bad for her/it. I'm over it. What's up w/the necklace charm that looks like a big black wart? Nice one. How old is she? She looks like my ant Ro from Brooklyn -in the '70's! Sorry Rosalyn. Why isn't she with Jamie Lynn in labor? Tsk, tsk, tsk...and gross.

It isn't that she's fat or not so pretty that is out of line here... the problem is simply she has stuffed a one-piece body into a bikini. That is a clear violation of good taste and deserving of any and all judgements.

"If you're big don't dress like a pig
If you're hot then show what you got"

A simple phrase and/or gift for all women to live by - hey, don't worry about it - thank me later.

This is incredibly unfair on her. Give her a break, she's not the celebrity so she has no obligation to have a perfect body. Average people don't look like celebrities or like Giselle Bunchen #49. DEAL WITH IT.

stop being a bunch of hypocrites and leaver her alone.

Who is Ally Sims and should I care?

There's no obligation for ANYONE to have perfect body, celebrity or not. Being healthy is on obligation for everything.

lol, she's got the same eyes........thats it. Also, all you losers calling her fat probably weigh triple what she does. And so do your girlfriends. (wait, nvm you don't have one or you wouldn't be writing on here...)

Lindsay, would you happen to be fat?

As much as i fuck with him he takes it all in stride ( I am only one of his trolls, I have no real reason to live obviously)

I hope all you fuckers get wasted this weekend and run into trains - assholes.

I'd rather look at this girl all day than some of the skeletons that call them selves women. At least you know she eats. Read any real interview with a skinny actress and she'll tell you that she is hungry all the time but that's what Hollywood requires. This girl is Britney's FORMER assistant, she doesn't need to be emaciated for anyone.

Hell give me Jennifer Love over someone like Nicole Richie!

Number 45, she is NOT very fat, in fact, she is not fat at all. She is actually a very healthy weight for a woman of child bearing age. Physiology-wise, women were not meant to be skinny like the retarded and insane social standards of today. Personally, I think she looks a million times more attractive than any of those emaciated celebrities. Ribs and hip bones were not meant to be discernable through the skin.

You people who make fun of people because their not in shape need to shut up. There is no need to make fun of people for their form. I highly doubt that all of you look good in bathing suits. Shame on all of you who make fun of people because they are related to some messed up people. And so what if she is a little chunky... isn't most of america chunky anyway?

get your story right. alli and britney are not blood related

Randal, you made me smile with the song, you're my hero man!!!

Any woman that lets herself get even one pound overweight has no real meaning on this earth and should just leave and live in a dark forest.

and number 65, I love you too, you really have a way with words, you're the best, man!!!

What kind of dog is that? SO CUTE! And im not talking about the thing holding it.

What kind of dog is that? SO CUTE! And im not talking about the thing holding it.

What kind of dog is that? SO CUTE! And im not talking about the thing holding it.

45, England actually has a higher obesity rate than America. That's Europe! Stop talking out of your ass. There are short, tall, skinny, fat, whatever people everywhere.

Oh Randal, once again your post sings songs of brilliance and glitter.

Keep posting, you skamp.

Remember, no star glows more brightly than the twinkle in your eyes.

Sandra

she looks fine, you fucking judgmental fuckbukkit

--i luv ya superfish, but not digging the fat jokes

she looks fine, you fucking judgmental fuckbukkit

--i luv ya superfish, but not digging the fat jokes

she looks fine, you fucking judgmental fuckbukkit

--i luv ya superfish, but not digging the fat jokes

Fish: Brilliant juxtaposition with Shauna Sand! I'm hitting the treadmill now! Everlasting, groveling gratitude!

...the least you could do is post MORE of her! Shitney is disgusting, but this, this is some extra fine woman. I wonder if she's into pencildick jerkoffs.

Not that I'm a pencildick jerkoff, just curious.

Big beautiful woman. I heard that there are so many BBW at a single club called ====Blackwhitemeet.com=== Is it true? I'm a big black girl, I will check it now.

Don't know what's wrong with you; she looks good.

Who?

1. We should stick to making fun of genuinely famous people who are conceited and annoying.

2. No, she doesn't "look good." And spare me the faux evolutionary biology arguments - women were "built" to have kids from early teens through early 20s, raise them until they reach the mid teens, and then die. If you want to do better than that, don't get fat.

Judgment call - bad one.

#70 We (the English) do not have a higher obesity rate than America. Unfortunately the British have one of the the highest rates in Europe. although I hear Australia is really catching up with America in the Lard race!

This woman is overweight not obese. Its as bad as people calling all skinny girls 'anorexic'.

Yeah, I'm not seeing anything wrong with these pictures. Beats the fuck out of another shot of that plastic bimbo Heidi or some anorexic supermodel

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.

The country of America as a whole has an eating disorder. There's so much media emphasizing the importance of eating healthy, yet the fattening, disgusting fast food industry is not losing it's customers. America has a struggle of wanting to be healthy but never succeeding. Yes, I'm American. Yes, I'm female. No, I'm not overweight.

All the guys posting that Ali is fat deserve never to have a girlfriend. I agree with #49, except for the inserted rage- which makes me think he's quite toxic himself. I'm healthy, and in shape and reading the crap on this site makes me never want to walk on the beach in a bikini. If she were to loose weight, you'd call her flat chested. Men wonder why women can't stand them, and won't give them the time of day, they wonder why their leers and pick up lines get them no where. Stupid, ugly, impotent sorry asses can't get any action. You'd be lucky to have someone as good looking as Ali Sims spit in your general direction.

#87 Well said ma'am, well said.

Maudina: How dumb do you have to be to call her obese? Yes america has a problem with obesity but this ain't it. Google "obese". And to all here: most models are underweight- not saying that you shouldn't think they're attractive-just don't judge other women by their standards. You can be snobs all you want about it, but women shouldn't naturally look like that. And before you scream my head off: NO-women shouldn't natually be obese either, but you need to separate by BMI standards in your mind.: underweight, normal weight, slightly overweight, very overweight and obese.

Maudina: How dumb do you have to be to call her obese? Yes america has a problem with obesity but this ain't it. Google "obese". And to all here: most models are underweight- not saying that you shouldn't think they're attractive-just don't judge other women by their standards. You can be snobs all you want about it, but women shouldn't naturally look like that. And before you scream my head off: NO-women shouldn't natually be obese either, but you need to separate by BMI standards in your mind.: underweight, normal weight, slightly overweight, very overweight and obese.

personal: SHE IS "MY" WOMAN!!
alot of flesh with BIG tits.
I'll sign!!

Okay, so what is it this manatee is famous for?

She has a shrunken head.

Leave this girl alone. I think she is actually really cute and very do-able... if I was a guy... or a lesbo. She's freakin adorable and I love, love, love her hair

WTF.
she's not even that big.
you guys need to stop being such assholes. i mean, i know its celeb gossip and its expected, but 1) she is not a celeb 2) she is just a little chubby, not obese, not whale like, not earthquake inducing.
grow up and learn to like people for who they are.

Randall is a tinkerbell.

& "Wow" you obviously need some glasses....this looks like a pretty whale like, obese type situation to me if ive ever seen one......
ahoy matey!!!

It's sad when someone sees a fat person and they are considered "average". She's un-healthy and all the nice words for fat.. Curvy, voluminous yada yada yada don’t change the fact that she’ll have health problems down the road due to her un controllable eating.

@ 70 pleeeease check your stats. America is THE fattest country in the world. And.. England is not all Europe. And.. I hope you get the chance to travel one day.

I actually think she's kind of pretty.

You know, I think that's Britney's dog London. I guess we know where it disappeared to now. At least it's in better hands.

@36

I hate to burst your bubble, but it was not my parent's intention to flatter you when they named me. And I wasn't flattering you. I hate you. I was openly mocking you. But you are so deluded that you imagine it was somehow a compliment.

She isn't overweight. She's just chubby.

And anyway, she's a PA, she doesn't need to have a perfect gym body.

That girl maybe needs to lose 10 pounds and firm up. That being said, all you boys out there talking trash would still hit that like a homerun in the 8th inning. Don't even bother lying and while your admitting that silently- admit also that 99.9% of you have laid down some pipe in some chick that makes this one look like a supermodel. Don't lie. Every dood has boned some chick that's so repulsive that you wouldn't want to be seen in public with her or especially daylight.

No curves. Heavy girl. Blah. Very boring and not pleasant to look at.
Why is she even here ?

Do not blame this one on Britney Spears! Britney looks a billion times better than this piece of shit!

Britney has a ass like a black chick!

who is this?

why hasn't some dumbass asked if she is pregnant?

that is fat?

and who is this?

she looks exactly how normal girls look in a bikini. I don't see the problem.

#87,
You seem awefully insecure and angry for someone who is "in shape". You very well may be, but you also clearly have a variety of emotional and psychological problems. You have also clearly been mistreated by men in the past, which may or may not have been deserved. But you seem like a genuine pain in the ass, so I am thinking the former and not the latter.

And remember, this site is called "The Superficial." It exists for the sole purpose of ripping on celebs, If you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Why are you even here anyways?

@102
Listen up you waste of sperm, (and that really saddens me more than anything, as everyone knows the true home of semen is a man's anus, which is a warm and loving house of Love) there is only one Randal on this site.
As to your parents intentions and mistakes, these can be corrected.
Change your name girlfriend.

Randal

Come on people...that is fat!!!! it's ashame about society today that we don't consider that fat...it's "average"...bull shit!!! she got fucken back rolls and her thighs are HUGE!!!!

Everybody knows the camera adds 10 pounds to how you look., and there is no way to tell how many cameras were on her when this picture was taken.

I look just like her, and I don't think of myself as fat. Haven't gotten any complaints from the menfolk, either, so it's all good.

Did she lower her trunk into the water and then hose herself down playfully? I was wondering because there are some time lapses in the photos.....

She's beautiful and skinnier than most women in the US. I'd like to look this good in a bikini.

she's cute...

Well, for her size, she doesn't have much (or any) cellulite and whatnot going on... so I'd say she looks pretty good.

She is really hot,i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i'm sure it's gonna work for u, buddy!!

She's not that big. I think having little bit of body fat give women better curves than skinny girls.

so cute!

She's not famous, people. So why is she even on this website?

Er, you retards, she's not fat. She's not even chubby. She's about right, and probably has a better body than any of the girls you assholes will ever have the pleasure of fucking. Have you people actually seen a real naked girl before? Are you all ten years old? Grow the fuck up.

#85. I went to that site and all i got was herpes on my eyes.

Fuck off and die.

This is NORMAL size woman, size 10. She is not fat and she is not skinny like that horrid Shawna Sands. What I dont like is her condoning of Britney's last year's downward spriral which she participated in so she could get some fame herself.

She looks really good. Though I am not lesbian I would totally do her... shes not a bag of bones shes curvy and beautiful! :)

You people who claim this girl is obese just don't know what you're talking about here.

I'm a professional dietician and I've seen my share of obeses. This girl could indeed lose a little weight if that was her wish - a LITTLE - talking about 10 lbs here. She is absolutely not obese and even if keeping this body fat percentage all her life she shouldn't have any fat-related health problems in the future, granted that she eats well and exercise a little - like, say, perhaps taking long walks on the beach ;). Any doctor would say so.

In fact, this girl here is probably in better shape than any underweight supermodel you can see. I know we are told that supermodels are supposedly the standards but despite how much these girls can be beautiful, these standards are WRONG people. 25% of the underweight are naturally thin even if they eat 3 whole meals a day. Truth is, 75% of these girls need to starve themselves to be that thin.

Being healthy goes way beyond exercising alone and certainly doesn't mean starving yourself to death.

109, Looks like I hit a nerve asshole. I'm here for the fashion and the celebrities - why you here, is what you're really asking. You're here to get your pervy self off while high fiving other wanky dickheads. Thinking your smart enough to psychoanalyze those leaving comments? Your shit's too deep for this place, you're leaning too much about yourself on the superficial site and can't take it. Keep to swimmng in the shallow end. What's wrong? Can't get a girlfriend, so you come to this site to wack off, and can't get it up?

Her body looks fine to me but the mere fact that she knows that unfit whore Britney Spears makes me wish she was suicidal.

She looks a lot like Britney but is not fat.

i didn't really notcie anything wrong with her figure at all. she doesn't even look trashy. Spears just looked greasy.

Hahaha...Who is the fat cow?...