May 28 2008Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!

no fucking thank you

yeah... i don't even think she was hot five years ago. cynthia nixon's the best looking one for sure.

yeah... i don't even think she was hot five years ago. cynthia nixon's the best looking one for sure.

Yuck!

I think that Kristin Davis still looks hot.

Does It Matter is my favorite..

You guys are all haters. SJP looks fantastic in that gown - it brings out the blue of her eyes. I love the jewelry too - she's gorgeous.

WTF is wrong with horse face's tit?

Mister Ed in a blue dress.

*yawn*

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Will SJP beat Big Brown at the Belmont Stakes and steal the Triple Crown??!!

I say yes. Absolutely yes.

I agree. Why does this site alway hate on SJP all the time? She's still the finest one of the cast. MAXIM mag was RETARDED for posting her in that ugly list. Maddd haters all over!

Where is the Fucking PRINCE !

I agree. Why does this site alway hate on SJP all the time? She's still the finest one of the cast. MAXIM mag was RETARDED for posting her in that ugly list. Maddd haters all over!

Where is the Fucking PRINCE !

Good for Sarah. She looks genuinely happy, poised, her mane is shiny, and she's got that special look in her eye that just lets you know that she is ready to rrrrun..

#2 You are one sick demented retard. Cynthia Nixon looks like a baboon that got trampled by a herd of elephants.

sick demented retard, #16?? harsh. @11, that was really fucked up of maxim. still, i don't see the appeal. she actually makes sex and the city a little hard to watch sometimes. just a little bit.

When exactly did Kim Cattrall turn into Blanche Devereaux?

Just a bunch of clucking hens providing 2 hours of escape for all the fat soccer moms...enjoy

They all look good actually. Parker really doesn't deserve all the hate she gets. And seriously, none of them are old. Old for Hollywood perhaps, but not old for..... the planet.

Oh my gosh, those nicknames were fricken hilarious fish guy!...spot on, spot on! These old hags (and I don't mean old hags as in old age, I just mean old as in, naggy haggy nasty over rated ) never should have been famous in the first place, they're nothing special. And now they just look beyond ridiculous in their "prom" dresses.

18 - if sex and the city were golden girls, kim catrell would definitely be blanche devereaux. and the one that was hot 5 years ago would be rose, does it matter would be dorothy, and i guess by default sjp would be the annoying granny one...

@22
I think you meant "...the annoying tranny one"

SJP looks like a friggin' banshee mac tonight..

Comment #19 that was funny..I am going to see the movie Friday so I will be definitely looking around at the audience to see how many soccer moms are there.

Comment #19 that was funny..I am going to see the movie Friday so I will be definitely looking around at the audience to see how many soccer moms are there.

I'm so pleased all those dry cleaner bags I turned in for recycling got used for SJP's dress!

And I think Kim and Kristen would have been better off wearing the actual cleaner bags than these fugly horrors.

I still think Kristin Davis is hotttttt! I'd eat her ass with a spoon!

sjp's dress is not that bad... but it looks shitty on her, mostly because it does not even slightly fit. whatever kc is wearing... i think she just escaped area 51.

meh. it's a show i've never watched being made into a movie that is beyond dumb. who cares?

OMFG! This is going to be THE BIGGEST movie of the summer!

Sex and the City, the movie. HELLO?

These four are looking smashing in their premiere outfits, dazzling and sparkling from head to toe. Now wonder the TV show was a smash hit and now the movie, even before it's out to the public.

Look out Indy, this is one adventure that will knock you off your feet!

Randal

A horse is a horse of course of course...

Save Ferris!!

(My sources sent me an except from the epic - Bedroom scene 20 minutes)
SJP : (cooing) Well, I'm real City girl, and I'm still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed.'
Mr. Big : WTF ? I even took the little blue pill. Do I have to go Cialis ?
SJP : Oh forget it. You were always just a Himbo anyway...
Too bad this show never got any writers.

Bring out the freaks and gays, Sex and the freaking City is on. Sarah is the old gluehorse, Kristin is still kinda hot, Kim, looks just old and Cynthia, well she goes down on a woman uglier than most men.

Bring out the freaks and gays, Sex and the freaking City is on. Sarah is the old gluehorse, Kristin is still kinda hot, Kim, looks just old and Cynthia, well she goes down on a woman uglier than most men.

Kristin is still hot, so shaaaaaaaaaaaaadup all you slags!

My critique:

The Ranga look pretty good (if ya like Ranga's)
The excess sperm storage unit looks ok for a 50 YEAR OLD
The Horse is morphing into a mermaid ... SEA HORSE lmao
I am not going to comment on that gold thing, I just cant, it's too disgusting for words

@ 30. Randal
I think I want to kill you.

You remind me of a joke my wife came up with this weekend...

What did one gay man, that likes sex in the city, say to his 'partner' in the middle of a long weekend?
........
What else can we fit in there?

(i added 'that likes sex in the city', so it could remind me of you)

I love you

love,
Me

SJP's dress is Nina Ricci, and it's SUPER high fashion and it's kindof amazing.

Kristin looks gorgeous.

Kristin Davis still looks good

#22, that might have been the funniest thing that I've read all day

I'd let each one give me a rusty trombone... that's about it...

...Randal. We're coming after you man. It doesn't matter where you go to hide. We will find you and ravage your soul.

Fish that was poisonous!!!!!!!!! As an evil fuck I loved it!

Anyone who doesn't appreciate Randal is a dumb fuck. That said, this looks like a prom for 40 year olds gone bad.

sHHH... And in other news - so Stewart FINALLY mentions 9/11 Truth yesterday.
(Sidney Pollack thread, for those of you keeping score at home # 11 ish)
But to be honest, it turned out to be...a bit disappointing... He brings in some 'Matt Taibbi' (SP?) shill who"s so desperate he's apparently on the Bill Maher show. This clever guy says he infiltrated 'Truthers' who planned a 'movie night' and thought the media should be overhauled. Yuck Yuck. Tell me another. Much like what Scott McClellan's(sp) ? book out now says.. Yuck Yuck. When's Scott's Movie night ? Etc. This Taibbi could be a new Jackie Mason.
(and #13 Sid Pollack thread - maybe try the University of Phoenix. I've heard they have a few good programs)

Binky please find another forum to share your political views on.
When you compare these women to "real world" women that are their ages you can say that they all look good. 99% of women over 40 and 50 look absolutely horrible, and mostly because they don't try--or they've given up. I will not see this movie but I guarantee that the audience will be homo men, teenage girls, and singletons of a "certain" age who wish they looked like these women and had their lives. SAD

#45 - Political views ? It's more a compliance or lack thereof with mass murder.
Welcome to the site fygu. Gr8 comments.
So like, maybe check out this pic # 45.
Collapse ? Or Explosion ?

Cliff Notes : Well. Bink, to me, - this pic doesn't look like a collapse caused entirely by gravity.
Binky : Good point Cliff. 'Sucks in the City'.

Congratz Ted. I really thought Randal could do better though.

So #48. Ted may be away....
Inside job ?

Don't feel bad brother. The average idiot hasn't a clue and will starve soon anyway now tha peak oil is upon us!

The end of one age is near...all hail the Oligarchy!

Cheers people.

x

Is anyone else getting virus warnings from this post?

Maybe try 'Excerpt'* # 32 Mr. Binkwad.
So #45 - Inside job ? Where you go ?
Shaken, but not stirred over here at Chung King Mansions. (Kowloon 17th floor)
(Hong Kong)
fygu - where you go ?

Any dumb fuck who actually pays money to see this crap should have to spend the rest of their lives shoveling sheep shit in New Zealand!

#53 No - but you have bad breath !
(I make little joke there.)

So.NY Ted. We agree. We no watch chicky shows.
But is this pic just gravity Ted ?
Inside job ?

NY Ted - Where you go ?

Ooops sorry Knee - the guy who took all the pix says this is the better one...gravity ?
Oh. Right. Off topic Ok.
'Sucks in the City.'
"They keep killing us and no one is ever charged.
Poisoned workers can't even get health care," SJP
(Just kidding)

SJP : How's my dress ?

i think SJP looks really good in these photos, her eyes look incredibly blue , yeah it looks like a prom dress but i think she pulled it off.

Love them, loved the show. They look fabulesssss!

Slutty Cougar looks like she's wearing lace-sash bandaids. What the hell ARE those things?

Does It Matter's dress actually looks nice on her. Not that it matters. har

They're not old.

They're attractive and sexy.

Kim's not fat (at 5'3" with 40+ inch hips).

Of course, no penis is responding to any of this nonsense.

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

SJP is one fugly looking bitch. I love it how women think she's attractive. They don't know what attractive is. Attractive is Robin Meade from CNN Headline News 6am-10am Monday through friday.

What's hysterical is that "Does it Matter" lesbian looks the best of all of them.

I like SJP's dress -- and the fact that it takes attention AWAY from her face is just gravy.

I can't waaaaaaait to see this movie. Seriously. SJP isn't THAT ugly, i mean she's definitely not your typical beauty, but she's cute.

You know, I really like the top of SJP's dress.. the bottom is another story.

Ahhhh, "Sex When it's Shitty" finally premeires. What do we live in, BIZARRO WORLD? I know people need "fantasty" stuff when times are bad, but these women (ESPECIALLY SJP) are NOT hot. And hey, I know quite a few women in their forties that look fabulous.
Now we are seeing one giant F**KING WART on SJP'S (aka Big Brown) CHIN, (does SHE NOT SEE THAT THING?) Get it taken off! It's not a "beauty mark", unless that is the sign of beauty on the planet HORSEICON.
And Kim? She's thick, and SHE has that thing over her lip that I am SURE she has to pull hair out of all the time.
Like Chris Noth would be caught dead (I mean really dead) trying to do it with SJP.
In real life, they'd all be on Match.com or something, constantly.
The other two? It's like looking at air.
"Hating on SJP"? Who writes that stupid phrase? It's just, what it is! SHE IS UGLY!

I'm seeing this movie tomorrow. I'm so excited. Haha.

Years ago I came up with the half-serious hypothesis that every so often a bunch of Hollywood studio execs will sit around over drinks and cigars and place bets on whether they can get the goyim to buy some hideous yentabeast as a sex symbol. Not a conspiracy to change beauty standards, but the sort of thing men with too much money and power do for amusement.

so cruel! Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful- she's kind hearted and lovely in every way- screw you Superficial and screw the ratings that positioned her as 'most unattractive/un-sexiest woman- whatever- bullshit! She's glamorous and awesome and the whole cast look fabulous here- SATC is an empowering and awesome show.

so cruel! Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful- she's kind hearted and lovely in every way- screw you Superficial and screw the ratings that positioned her as 'most unattractive/un-sexiest woman- whatever- bullshit! She's glamorous and awesome and the whole cast look fabulous here- SATC is an empowering and awesome show.

So, I absolutely loved the movie! It was a great way to wrap up the series. Even though the fashions are somewhat eccentric, they are always amazing. I was very excited when I found out that I could get my own LOVE keychain, check it out:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/sex-girls-know-how-to-make-em-laugh/

she still looks like a foot!

amazing dress!!! me LOVE it ...