May 5 2008Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds engaged

First you stinking cuntholes

I hope he gives her a pearl necklace...I know I would.

Yo, all i gotta say is,

Hollardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

THIRD YAY

Must be cleavage day today. Glad to see Superficial keeping the women under 30, so we don't have to waste time with the weathered, loose, dumpy over-30 crowd.

@1 I would never call anyone "Stinking cuntholes" , except you..

On their wedding night she'll give him her pussy, dipped in ice. Like on any other night. She and Jessica Alba are the Salt and Pepper of hot body conceited ice bitches. I'd love to fuck either of them - and then leave.

Congrats Ryan, you managed to get engaged to the most passed around who-er in New York.

they make a nice couple. both of them dont have any kinda disater-ridden past, and are both serious actors, but i just can't see them together for the long haul,,,,,,,23 is too young. But its nice to know that ryan gets to go motor-boating w/ those things whenever he wants....lucky bastard

I'd marry those tits, irregardless of the bitch they're on.

I thought he had better taste.

They will never get married. RR was also engaged to Alanis Morissette and that didn't last either.

I wish my mom would wash my My Little Ponly sheets. They are starting to give me a rash. My special purpose gets all wet when I look at the pink pony too long.

10- Wow! You sure are a fucking loser....

I'm outta here. Time for a liquid lunch..

Once a guy said he thought I looked just like Scarlett, and I have to admit that I was pretty happy about the comparison! Of course, a minute later he busted a nut all over my face, so maybe he just knew the exact thing to say to make me keep my mouth and eyes open.

#7

Please don't put Jessica Alba & Scarlett in the same category. Jessica Alba is dumb and boring, which explained why she had to get knocked up to get her boyfriend to commit. Scarlet, however, did not have to.

Oh, Ryan. Please don't.

My boyfriend loves her. He has a picture of her up on his wall. The other day, he got mad at me, and blurted out, "You're fat!" Now, I am 5'4" 140 lbs, honestly is that fat? Fatter than Scarlett, but at least I know he'll never leave me for her, he's not rich enough for her.

yeah great idea get engaged at 23 when half the world wants to fuck your brains out. I give it two years.

Hey there Scarlett. Just stopping by to give you my warm wishes on this important announcement that will lead you down a new road in your life with Ryan.

I think it's great the two of you have worked so hard to move forward to this very moment and want nothing but the best for you both.

Congratulations!

xoxo

Randal

#18

Why would you even think of your boyfriend leaving you?

YOU should leave HIM for calling you fat. I'm pretty sure his looks do not qualify him to have hot girls.

Wow, first time I logged on taday, and nice to see the trolls are out today! #10 and #15 especially!!! So glad I could join you for this brief moment. Now I'm leaving for good. I'm going to hang out with Veggi, it's Cinco De Mayo for Christ's sake!!

Margaritas!!!!! Who's coming? Jimbo? Auntie? who else??

"I Have the Pussy Therefore I make the Rules" good one, Thank you, I'll tell him that next time he acts up. I'm sure he'd rather have real sex than jerk off to Scarlett's pic

#15, trolls are fucking faggots. Just rememer that. And that attempt at humor bombed miserably. What a fucknut...

she's so beautiful and refined. Love her, incredible genes she has

"Now I'm leaving for good." (...for the fifteenth time, at least...)

My brain hurts.

Yes, I'll "rememer" that, mommy.

@22 Fuck yeah, count me in!! Finally have nice weather in my town to sit outside and enjoy a margarita.

5'4 & 140 isn't technically FAT, just chubby. But all that matters here is that your boyfriend is a fucking piece of shit and you should dump him.

Are those stretch marks? I believe they are...

He wants to keep those boobies all to himself and away from Woody Allen.

#26 What are you talking about? I've left for good. LOTS OF TIMES!!!!!!

Ok, Auntie, let's go!! You buy the frist 8 rounds, I'll get all the rest..

NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

She can't marry him! What about me?

35!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I rock!
Ryan Reynolds you are my God. And you are most definitely a "rackonteur" -- first Alanis...now Scarlett -- Damn it: Good for you man. Good. For. You.

How long before this farce is called off.

I'm with 36, cumby.

I hope Alannis calls Scar Jo and says, "I went down on him in a theater....and he thinks of me when he's fucking you".

True.

She gave him her wisdom tooth covered in gold? WTF? What's wrong with a blowjob? Shit, even a handjob would be better. That's just wacked. The only thing covered in gold I'd want from her are her boobs. Forget the rest of her, just the boobies covered in gold, sitting on my desk so I don't think about work related stuff during the day.

And #18? You're not fat. Your boyfriend's penis is just that skinny and small, which would make anyone look bigger by comparison. Just tell him that and he'll be fine.

Maybe it's just me, but this guy (Ryan Reynolds) seems gay. I've seen only one of his movies, he played the straight, romantic lead, he was completely implausible in that role because he seemed too gay, and I'm surprised he keeps getting those roles ... well, not only because of the gay thing, but also because he's completely blah. Gay and boring. Nice job picking a husband, Scarlett.

This is not going to last. Why bother getting married? They could just live together and save themselves having to get a divorce later. She's only 23. If she was 30 there might be a chance but now....no.

He's not gay obviously and is adorable looking but I think he has picked the wrong girl if it's a long marriage he's wanting.

Like Ryan Reynolds and wish him good luck because based on what has come out of this chick's mouth she's hardly coming across as stable and one suitable for marriage. And at 23, what is he thinking?

As for that 5'4" 140 pound beast, yeah you are lucky to have a boyfriend. At 5' 4" I expect a girl to be 105 to maybe 112.

Look up a BMI index. You are a cow. Moooo.

I imagine you don't need to look at a BMI index, just look at your ass in the mirror and your thighs which both are probably quite large, cellulite dimpled and wobbly.

Sorry, but the BMI (and mirror) don't lie.

@18 u a god damn heffer and not the young female cow before she has had her first calf, just a fat fuck. next time your man tells you you're fat ask him if he would like you to cook his favorite dinner and give him anal tonight to make it up for staying with you.

I really do not like them together. I guess I'm not the only one.

Ryan Reynolds is filming in a little town called Rockport, Mass.

no!! please let this be an AK prank. please!!! first jt takes jessica, now this? whats next??

http://www.lyricshack.net/

#42

A guy writing comments on a gossip site like this means he can't get laid, i.e., he is ugly as Lohan's overused labia, as fat as Roseanne Barr, not to mention penniless. So what the hell do you think #18 would even consider going out with you?

#24 you moron she is definately not refined ! she a whore that's all !
oh and her tits might be huge but covered with strech lines !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can even see it in this pic.
thanks to the make up !

Christ, imagine being married to that cunt. Sure, I'd love to bang her, but I imagine she's quite intolerable to live with.

"yeah great idea get engaged at 23 when half the world wants to fuck your brains out. I give it two years."

Hahaha.

OVERRATED COW

#18 you're not fat at all, and you can be sure Scarlett is fatter than you or at least just as fat. I don't know how tall she is but I don't think she's anything over 5'5'' at most, and you can be sure the chick weights at least 145 lbs. She's a chubbo. BTW, don't listen to the no-life desperate morons on this website that never get any pussy (I'm talking about #42) but actually no, no man would ever say that, #42 is a she, a very desperate one and you can be sure no guy ever looks at her and that she's fatter than you. That being said, the ideal weight for someone whose height is 5'4'' is anything between 120 lbs and 149 lbs according to doctors and the World Health Organization, so yes, it's confirmed, you're not fat at all.

I wouln't mind SJ ploughing into my mangina with her 9 inch strap-on pain bringer.