May 29 2008Sarah McLachlan in a bikini (It's not the drugs. You really just read that.)
Coming in from so far out of left-field I thought it was a football is Sarah McLachlan in a bikini. I gotta admit I fostered a secret crush on Ms. McLachlan seen here vacationing in Maui. In college my computer was loaded with MP3's of her songs in case I ever tricked seduced a girl into my dorm room for some makin' out. Sadly, that dream never transpired. It would've been better than ice cream! See? I even remember the words. Now, what's it take for me to touch a boob? I'll even be romantic about it. (Read: Not yell "Yippee!" then immediately write in my online journal.)

Reader Comments
1. first - May 29, 2008 4:11 PM
FIRST BITCHES
2. first - May 29, 2008 4:11 PM
FIRST BITCHES
3. first - May 29, 2008 4:11 PM
FIRST BITCHES
4. haha - May 29, 2008 4:11 PM
Que dang!
5. D - May 29, 2008 4:12 PM
First!... and I'd totally hit that... check out those bikini kittens!
6. Steve - May 29, 2008 4:12 PM
She looks great. I like it.
7. havoc - May 29, 2008 4:15 PM
For a hippie, she's surprisingly hair-free.
Well done Sarah....
.
8. Jimbo - May 29, 2008 4:17 PM
Anything is better that Clay and Lesbo Lohan. Don't get me wrong. I love lesbian, just not Lohan..
9. Hemlock Queen - May 29, 2008 4:18 PM
I love her! She looks fabulous and real. Isn't that bikini from VS?
10. Rod - May 29, 2008 4:19 PM
Well... I'm certainly impressed. 40 and still hot.
11. Anon - May 29, 2008 4:21 PM
HAHA Kim K. put you on blast for the butt pads comment
12. sharpeidude - May 29, 2008 4:23 PM
Looking good at four-oh.
13. Shecky Vegas - May 29, 2008 4:26 PM
This hippy babe Sarah was vacationing in the Poconos where I was doing my show. I caught her by the pool and she starts kibbitzing about her support of the ASPCA. I took a look at her in that bikini and said I'd like to adopt her puppies. Honk honk!!
14. Mick - May 29, 2008 4:32 PM
Is that a belly button or a bottle opener? JK :-) She looks hot.
15. juniper - May 29, 2008 4:38 PM
thats all we need to see is another old flabby bitch. yuck!
16. Andrew - May 29, 2008 4:39 PM
Always nice to see an attractive woman on your site.
17. whyyoureadmyname - May 29, 2008 4:40 PM
not bad... not bad at all for her age....
thumbs up on the cans! i'd hit it
18. 2for2true - May 29, 2008 4:42 PM
Somebody snackcaked that ass.....
19. HankTheDwarf - May 29, 2008 4:50 PM
She looks beautiful. I'd surely tongue her asshole.
20. adoe - May 29, 2008 4:58 PM
Love kickin' back with a glass of Merlot and some Sarah McLachlan music.
21. spaceyQQQQ - May 29, 2008 5:02 PM
Nice to see a non-whorebag, real person with talent once in a while. Sarah is beautiful.
22. HATE THING - May 29, 2008 5:06 PM
19-INDEED. IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO BLAST MY DNA ON HER FACE.
23. FRIST!!! - May 29, 2008 5:07 PM
I just like her bikini..
24. Plastic Sturgeon - May 29, 2008 5:13 PM
Superfish: What's going on with you today? You are actually posting photos of someone looking decent in a bikini, with actual talent and brains?!
Are you sure you are feeling OK?
25. PunkA - May 29, 2008 5:13 PM
I think we all like real women who are accomplished for something other than just trying to be a celubutard or actress who is supposed to be hawt. Sarah is a real hottie with real talent, has a real women's curves and is just the real deal. So why the hell is she on this site? I just want to see people I want to rip on.
26. The White Urkle - May 29, 2008 5:27 PM
I would suck her ass hole until her head caved in.
27. turd ferguson - May 29, 2008 5:37 PM
This is a woman. I want to do her. Those tiring fake bitches are boring, im liking this sarah MacLaughlan. I dont care if i spelled her name right, im thinking sex right now. she's hot.
28. Gerald_Tarrant - May 29, 2008 5:45 PM
She looks about as fit as I imagined (which has been more than once). I, along with the Fish dude, have harbored a secret thing for Sarah.
29. monkeyfightclub - May 29, 2008 5:59 PM
Her body is actually better than I imagined.
30. kerpupples - May 29, 2008 6:04 PM
@9 It IS from VS! I own it and it's extremely flattering. I'm thrilled to see that Sarah has it too!
31. NineInchDave - May 29, 2008 6:27 PM
I'm currently fumbling toward ecstasy. . . or maybe nausea. . . maybe both at once.
32. Jon - May 29, 2008 6:39 PM
Looks like a man.
33. biggie - May 29, 2008 6:53 PM
Shes smart, pretty, and extremely talented. I'd could listen to "Surfacing" every week.
34. James - May 29, 2008 7:20 PM
She looks great. Mmmm.
35. sarah - May 29, 2008 7:31 PM
wow she does look great. shes forty? holy shit! hippie chicks can be hot too, even into middle age
altho whats up with her belly button? more like belly crater... but still mad hot, nice work sarah mclachlan!!
36. blowhard - May 29, 2008 7:41 PM
It's like a big folk gorilla became enraged because I dumped it in the sea. And that's a pretty big set o' guns, and I mean the bicep variety - who knows what kind of obscenely huge flange-pole she could be packing if her bellybutton's anything to go by?
37. Too Jaspers - May 29, 2008 8:35 PM
DUDE!!! Anyone else? or is Sarah fricking RIPPED??
38. Erica - May 29, 2008 8:35 PM
She's fucking gogeous. Unlike that dumb shit Heidi Montasucksdick.
39. simplicity - May 29, 2008 8:41 PM
Why is everyone saying she looks good???
NOT!
she looks ...ewww... VERY EWW.
TOTALLY AND UTTERLY EWWWWWW!!!!
and what's up with her belly button thing?
put some clothes on..
now.
40. mofoghetto - May 29, 2008 9:05 PM
Ok, when did this site become BIKINI.COM??
I used to come here for funny gossip about out of control stars, now all I see are Bikinis everywhere! Then there's pics of Toothpick (wino) occasionally wedged between boob shots. Are you purposely trying to give us all impotence? ALSO, this site has become SO unGAY-friendly! Way to shut us out! When u gonna show us pics of MEN IN SPEEDOS??
Seriously, if I wanted to see bikinis galore on WOMEN. I'd pick up in issue of STUFF.
I do have to say though, thanks for finally posting pics of someone worth mentioning. I think it's cool that you put up pics of Sarah McLachlan hangin' out with her kids. I think she looks damn good for someone in her early 40's who's also had 2 kids!
41. Ted from LA - May 29, 2008 10:06 PM
That's what happens when you use a chainsaw to cut the umbilical cord.
42. jess - May 29, 2008 10:28 PM
I enjoyed the pictures and almost didn't read the comments because I thought they would be mean spirited but I'm so glad that I did. Way to be decent people!
I like how happy and normal (and good) she looks. It makes me want to hang out with her.
43. Hey_Dude - May 29, 2008 10:33 PM
That is the definition of MILF
44. wreckhouse - May 29, 2008 11:06 PM
It's about time you showed a picture of a hot Canadian babe, who's not a complete moron. A sexy woman from the east coast, it doesn't get much better than that.
45. hididdlyhoneighborino - May 29, 2008 11:11 PM
I've seen plenty of pics of tummy tucks, and many belly buttons look like that afterwards. No big deal. Looks better than sagged out skin from pregnancy imo.
46. Lady Godiva - May 29, 2008 11:45 PM
I agree with #42...I was preparing myself for the mean comments...but I was pleasantly surprised. She looks wonderous in a non-overly-fake way. Yay!!!
47. LOL - May 30, 2008 4:52 AM
Bikini kittens? These are gross pancacke tits, nothing more. Flat and flabby; far from attractive.
48. Towelhead Obama - May 30, 2008 6:58 AM
Her belly button has a roof over it and it also looks like it accepts large objects.
49. stakes - May 30, 2008 7:21 AM
looks like shes got a couple black babies.
50. Did the freak ex-pop star get a coffe today? - May 30, 2008 8:31 AM
Now that's a nice way to start my day. Damn, she looks good.
51. veggi - May 30, 2008 9:12 AM
Hail(damage) to the queen!
52. Wait, wait. - May 30, 2008 9:21 AM
Isn't Sarah famous for actually doing something of substance? What the hell's she doing on here?
53. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 30, 2008 9:25 AM
She looks great... for a soccer mom.
54. norton - May 30, 2008 9:30 AM
She looks awesome - regardless of her age. There's some smokey-hot, Je ne sais quoi she still has.
I wasn't aware she had kids.....
55. Mr V - May 30, 2008 9:47 AM
Wow. She looks....more homely than I expected. She could be my neighbour.
I thought her eyes were huge from back in the day and now I see they are actually quite small. Make-up and camera tricks can do wonders.
Not the MILF for me, I'd much rather do India.
56. mofoghetto - May 30, 2008 9:58 AM
#.49
She does have mixed race babies...her husband (whom she's reportedly separated from) is Ashwin Sood, her drummer.
57. Auntie Kryst - May 30, 2008 10:46 AM
Nice comments by and large, as well as deserved. I'm not a fan of her hippy music, but she's a cool chick..
58. Barely Stearn - May 30, 2008 10:47 AM
She looks....aww forget it: I can't even work up the energy...
59. Chupacabra - May 30, 2008 11:11 AM
I have that same bikini, but in a slightly different color scheme. Way to go, S!
:)
60. HuckyDucky - May 30, 2008 11:34 AM
A nice looking normal woman having fun with her kids.
61. square - May 30, 2008 2:30 PM
Can her waist be any wider?
Cereal box anyone?
62. Jones - May 30, 2008 3:19 PM
I'd pee in her butt.
63. simplicity - May 30, 2008 4:25 PM
she looks like a man
64. simplicity - May 30, 2008 4:25 PM
she looks like a man
65. Kellie - May 30, 2008 5:08 PM
she looks damn good for her age
66. The Terminator - May 30, 2008 5:25 PM
Welcome to the Gun Show. Now we know who will be cast as the heroine in Terminator 4.
67. The Terminator - May 30, 2008 5:25 PM
Welcome to the Gun Show. Now we know who will be cast as the heroine in Terminator 4.
68. ingrid - May 30, 2008 5:47 PM
Yup, Victorias Secret bikini.
69. Lemon - May 31, 2008 8:43 AM
so.. very muscly :s
70. julie - May 31, 2008 12:39 PM
i love the way this lady has recieved mostly nice comments about her looks even though she is an average joe 40 year old woman with awful teeth. seems she isnt much of a threat to you guys and therfore you are happy to say she looks good - may she resembles y'all. she is ugly.
71. hiha - May 31, 2008 2:19 PM
what a nice body she has at this age , bravo nice workout she did
72. Kathleen - May 31, 2008 7:58 PM
@ 70
The reason why she is getting so many positive comments is because she is naturally beautiful.
Let go with the negativity.
73. B M - June 1, 2008 3:33 AM
#55. Pig. What are you, a pedophile? Comment on adults, leave the kids out of it. Her daughter is 6 years old. Disgusting. You should be reported by this site.
74. Sarah - June 1, 2008 3:16 PM
Hey people who posted negative posts 'bout Sarah, If you think she's ugly, well I think your attitude is MUCH, TOO MUCH UGLIER! Geez, why do people just don't know how to appreciate things as they are, why do people keep on judging as if they're so perfect. Geez, So Mean, So Immature.
75. Dick - June 1, 2008 7:15 PM
Sarah is hot! I would eat her shit
76. simplicity - June 1, 2008 7:45 PM
lol @74
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
77. eww - June 1, 2008 7:47 PM
she shouldnt wear a bikini
and she looks like a chunky tranny
nuff said
<3 hippies
78. comeonpeople - June 1, 2008 7:51 PM
I love her songs
she has incredible talent..
It doesnt mean she looks good in this bikini
and it doesnt mean she looks pretty for her age.
she looks horrible in these pictures. maybe it's like the ones of kim that she says adds 10-50lbs.
79. nobikiniforyou - June 1, 2008 7:56 PM
wake up hippy lovers......
"she looks great for her age" - NOT!
being 40 doesnt mean you have to have saggy boobs - even with multiple children
a 40 yr old doesnt have that thing where her belly button should be - gross
being a 40 yr old doesnt mean you have to have thunder thighs
and it doesnt give you the right to wear a VS bikini because you think you have a decent voice.
Is she doing steroids? She's huge.
80. newlysingle girl(fuck) - June 2, 2008 2:24 AM
she looks too masculine.
81. NY Ted - June 2, 2008 4:38 PM
Cripes! I didn't realize that women got man arms and shoulders from playing the piano...???
Must be tougher then it looks.
82. chris - June 4, 2008 9:12 PM
her belly button is wearing a hoodie
83. Dan - June 8, 2008 5:16 PM
Wow, she is hot, great body.
84. Ryan - September 5, 2008 3:43 PM
I want you inside me.