May 13 2008Sarah Jessica Parker finds a way to distract me from her face - THANK YOU!

so i think it's safe to say that the lesbian is the hottest one there.

I would totally do all those birds from Desperate Housewives, especially the brunnette one that married the jew........

Already saw this yesterday at another site.

FIRS... ew, forget it.

Look at Kim big old lady face. She is really starting to age. After Being possessed by Lo Pan I guess I can't give her too much shit though.

It's true SJP doe's look a pratt (FYI:English term for dickhead, not that moron that's fucking Heidi Montag), but how does Kim Catrell manage to balance all those photographers on her head?? She truly is an amazing slut puppy....

Ugh...eyesore much??

Hey snoozy No. 3 we saw you yesterday at another site 'www.gofuckyoursister.com' Now fuck off and leave the rest of us to post in peace..........

Forget the stupid hat.......Her corn on the cob looking dress screams somebody please shuck me.

Horseface is just saving that vegetation for grazing.

@2 the lesbian is always the hottest one.

and @3 feel free to go back whatever site you were on b4...if i wanted snoring, i would get into bed with my husband

#1 are you referring to that sinewy ghoul in the black dress?

Kill yourself right now please.

Oh, you're a girl. Gashes always have a skewed view of what is hot.

Wha... I just... but... what the-.... No words. Just no words.

SHE is one damn ugly bitch. there's less wrinkly baggy skin on an elephants knee than there is on her elbows! she looks like Madonna's afterbirth.

Something tells me it smells like gefilte under that dress.

Are you telling me that Charlottes a Lezza in real life ??? Not that i know all their character names or anything, but my wife usually watches it on Sunday nights when were (I mean 'I'm') having sex.....

@14

Mr. Spitz_on_Her, you have exceeded my expectations. @#3, please take note of appropriate Superficial behavior.

Miranda's is gay in real life.

no, the lesbian is the redhead in the black dress, and she is the hottest, i have to agree with #1.

hideous

How many young billionaires are there on that spam site? If i was one I'd just buy a shitload of asian sex slaves instead of trying to waste my time with some horsefaced half-celeb.

Whats the big deal, she's not that bad. A couple pitchers of beer take the edge of that face then it's sodomy city, for her of course.

No.19, yeh that's Miranda as No.18 said....Charlotte (Red dress) is easily the hottest, dirtiest would be Samantha, lesbianest would be Miranda and most useless, annoyingest (Yes it's a word) would be Carrie. The only way i'd go see this film is if they all haemoraged on a big black cock at the end of it. I don't think that's what happens though, probably one gets married, one has a kid, one dies and the other one turns lesbian....Don't want to spoil for you though......!

Sara is in some desparate need of air brushing.

just look at those damn arms in pic 1. Just what I thought all along....tranny.

That hat is a Isabella Blow creation I'd bet.

Horrible. Awful. Horawfible.

She's always had a serious case of witchface, but I never really noticed the wart before. Can you imagine kissing her and feeling that thing twisting slightly when your lip brushes it?

The Miranda actress would be hotter if she used just a wee bit of pencil on her eyebrows, as they are invisible.

Sarah's hat would be useful as a target in a shooting competition.

God, she is such an asshole.

SJP has flappy turkey arms and a horse's ass for a face. What however, is the big deal about Kim Cattral? She's been ridden hard and put away wet for 3 decades and it shows.

Ahh...a rare sighting of a mare-igold in full bloom...

That's actually not a hat. Somebody stuck a fucking revolver under her chin and pulled the trigger, and that's what came out of the exit wound.

This is the only picture of her that I think she actually looks cute. She should dress like a garden fairy all the time. Who knew?

Sarah Jessica Parker has such a wonder fashion sense! But I wonder why her grandma (next to her) looks so uncomfortable, as if the Metamucil kicked in at a most unfortunate moment. And her fat retarded sister on the end (in red) certainly looks perplexed. Possibly the lesbian next to her slipped a couple fingers up her ass while they were posing?

Caption above SJP's head:

I'm melting. Meeeellllltttiiiing!

No guys should comment unless they are gays. Sex and the City is a woman thing, and you just dont understand.

@ 26 Isabella Blow might have had a bit of trouble designing that hat considering she's dead. It's by Phillip Treacy.

"No guys should comment unless they are gays. Sex and the City is a woman thing, and you just dont understand."

Sounds like a typical SATC fan. But, as your statement indicates, the it's more accurate to say it's a bitch thing. Those aging perpetual whiners sure don't speak to or for me.

Sarah is hot when she straightens her hair and it's above her shoulders, and when he bangs are side swept and not parted down the middle.

She was hot in Hocus Pocus though. Damn that was ages ago.

# 33 that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Damn that hat is stupid.

Horton hears a who?

hi hr u ? ur my favor actress nd i love u so much darling plz once ill met u in my jounry life we lvu so much

What a beautiful woman.

Sex in the City is gonig to be this summers biggest hit after Indiana Jones and The Dark Knight. I love looking at this woman. Her smile captivates, her eyes shine and her skin is very healthy looking.

"Looking good kid," as Mr. Big would say.

Randal

Interesting the Red head looks the best for once... and Sarahs hat (if we can call it that) I hope if flys away... coo coo 4 coco puffs man!

God damn you guys are killing me! Sinewy ghoul, the twisting wart kiss, the exit wound was obviously a very LSD thing!~ you fuckers are viscious I thought I was cruel. hahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahhaha

Hey, Sarah, why the long face?

Seriously, I love the show and am clamoring for the movie, but SJP was born in Nelsonville, Ohio, the asshole of the world, and a whole lot of money is the only thing diferentiating her from any corn-fed, Virginia Slim smoking, white-trash princess pushing a naked, Kool-Aid-stained baby around in a Kroger shopping cart. Yet she thinks soooo much of herself.

Thank god the writing is so good that she disappears, or I wouldn't be able to enjoy the stories at all. Horsefaced pompous prissy bitch.

Can't believe that thing still around, who would want to look like an old man with a bunch of ridiculous overpriced clothes?, what the hell is wrong with people?, they follow anything with the promise of a loose vagina.

I'll have to agree the lesbian and brunette are the best looking, however for 50 cattrall looks fucking great

I'll have to agree the lesbian and brunette are the best looking, however for 50 cattrall looks fucking great

have to agree the lesbian looks best, fucking gorgeous. Cattrall is over 50? she looks pretty fuckin gorgeous for that age.

Me-yow! She totally wore that hat to distract from the other girls.

Samantha looks PISSED. Why do those two always stand next to each other in pictures? They clearly hate one another. Why the additional torture? Girls, you're making Miranda wish she'd never left her house for this.

But, come on now, how adorable is Charlotte's uncomfortable smile?

I think that slammin body is all the distraction she needs

omg 31 you stole that line from chuck bass of gossip girl

Well, Sarah Jessica Parker was revered as one of Hollywood’s style icons, but apparently no where else on planet earth- and this is why. It's not Halloween, sweetie. Put the acorn costume away.

wart twisting comment reminds me:
i really don't get the celeb face wart thing. yeah, i get it, you're you. but if every time you go into a movie set the makeup artist looks sort of perplexed, then busts out the spackle, and every time you show up in public and you ask your stylist to pull out a can of spackle, the next time you take a handful of benjamins and decide whether to wipe your ass with it or throw it at some doctor to cut the head of that thing off your face, throw it at the doctor.
harrison ford, luke skywalker, blah blah blah.

So THIS is what old-timers with Polio do.........they hang out, and desperately act like they are hot by wearing shit obviously made for someone only 35 years hotter (younger) with less "road mileage" available.........especially on the face time......

Tell me she is a Jew with schnoz like that.....

I wouldn't call you a liar, but I am happy being a Gentile after seeing pictures like that........

Damn dude, her Smoke Rock Veins are REALLY poking out there from her turkey flapper arms............reminds me of watching Bugs Bunny dress up in a 40's bathing suit, and run to the water to swim with those lame-ass floaters under his arms.................

'Carmen Miranda's retarded sister'...........
I love you Superficial Writer, will you marry me?

It's *probably* just my gay side speaking but I love the thing, and looking forward to the movie!!!

jesus with all the money this women make - can't they afford a dress to fit their body and make them look hot? jesus. with all their exposure to clothes, how come i dress a 100% better and hotter sitting in my village in africa than all of them put together? tufiakwa. and btw, sarah jessica has to be the ugliest chic i have ever seen. what a horse face.

She's a great actor. I loved her in Mask, when she played Cher's son, you know, the one with big forehead?

Finally! Her brain decides to do something useful!

Fugliest horse-faced whore. Ever.

I cant believeSJP got voted the most unsexy celeb recently, Ok she does look quite bad for her age probs cos she is so skinny but there has surely gotta be more unsexy celebs out there? I love Sex and the city cant wait for the movie!! And Miranda/Cynthia is looking so much prettier since she came out as a lezzer, she used to look much more lezzie in the old series of SATC!!

I cant believeSJP got voted the most unsexy celeb recently, Ok she does look quite bad for her age probs cos she is so skinny but there has surely gotta be more unsexy celebs out there? I love Sex and the city cant wait for the movie!! And Miranda/Cynthia is looking so much prettier since she came out as a lezzer, she used to look much more lezzie in the old series of SATC!!

Hey, I think that I just visited that exhibit the last time I went to the botanical gardens..... does she have to water that thing?

out and about doing publicity to get some attention for her next (and sorta crappy looking) movie, getting some bad press for some seemingly anti-Latina comments she made, but since her pregnancy the media seems to be more into her.

Sarah no es bonita, sino que simple, sencilla, nada especial...es normal. Todo esto esta exagerado. Increible.

cheaper than a nosejob,i suppose