May 16 2008Pete Wentz's dad must cry himself to sleep

firs?

I have that same shirt.

Pete: "...I roll over and she uses this wonderful Astrogylde stuff..."

Dad: "Stop."

Pete: "...and then she sticks her chin up my..."

Dad: "Please stop."

mmm. Nothin like a man in skin tight black denim with a douchy bee shirt and sleevless hoodie. Well done whatsyername. Well done.

I'm reminded of the kid brother in "Hot Rod" when they do the weird "Ancestors Protect Me" "May they protect you".....

The 3rd photo scares and confuses me.

Poor Pete. He's doing this whole thing because he wants a "we were really drunk" encounter in the men's room with Tony Romo at his reception, and now Romo dumped Jessica. He'll have to settle for the traditional "drink the father-in-law's semen as it oozes out of your bride" ceremony, while the guests all yell "Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!" Ahhh....good times....

those shoes are horrendous....so i guess they match everything else he's wearing

what a douche.

what a tool.

what a marooon.

Ghey!

/Emo SUCKS!!!!!

oh my gosh..he is so hot<3

Big night - dad even arranged for a hooker. His last night before it's only one girl for the rest of his life! And also about 400 guys.

I think Pete & Ashlee are perfect for each other. They share the same taste in make-up, clothes, men, nail polish, tampons...the WORKS! Congrats to the couple, and may you have a long & peaceful honeymoon at SeaWorld ;)

Hey # 6. Fuck off.. anyway, since when do you write anything that DOESN'T have to do with snails or asses or whatever is in your sick ass mind?? You're fucking weird, ya know?

^^^^^ hey jrz!

@13 *smooch* missed ya!

It is getting extraordinarily difficult to tell one's sexual orientation by the way they dress. Damn you, What Not to Wear!

He looks like he's waiting for the short bus.

15- hahaha. that's actually kinda funny.. weirdo

seriously, this is completely boring compared to the ramblings of ramalamadingdong..... can't we debate the sin of ribbon wearing or something??

He should be a model for "Queerbait" magazine

I would love to smash this guy's face. He is a fuckin tool-bag.

See, there's no need for gay marriage, at least not for men. Gay men don't want to be monogamous anyway, to put it mildly - lots of gay men have sex with hundreds of guys in their lifetimes. So why fight for gay marriage and monogamy that lasts, what, a year, maybe? when you can marry a girl who's terrified of sex, like Ashlee (with good reason, given all her memories from childhood of Papa Joe behind her, grunting like a pig). She won't ask for sex, she'll do everything she can to avoid conflict, and she'll definitely NOT demand to inspect your filthy penis when you return from a night of colon-wrangling with random guys in a bar. There are plenty of girls like that (terrified of sex) to choose from. Ashlee's a little unusual, because these girls typically eat a lot as substitute for sex, and to make it difficult for guys to look at them and get erections. Just look around - they're everywhere these days.

Check out the sneakers on this nancy-boy. The only strip club he goes into feature the thunder from down under. And when you ask him about the pole he thinks you're offering to @ss bang him.

What's this guy remotely famous for?

Nice space shoes.....what a jackass

I wonder if them shoes (?) lace themselves like in Back to The future...cuz that would be CHINtastik!!

You can tell this guy thinks he's all that. I wouldn't know who he was if he wasn't getting married to nose job.

#17, I laughed so hard at your comment.
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"What's with the shoes - is there a mission to the moon later?"

10 points to whoever can tell me what that quote is from. ;)

Fag.

I think this douche is a prime example of why some men shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves.

...in fact, #27, you might say I can't hardly wait...

Hey he's a hero and best friend. Really, Pete is saving Ashlee from the manipulative and dirty grasp of her extremely disagreeable freaky dad.. and passive-moron spend thrift mother. Plus she can gleefully step over fruitcake-loser fake-fainting attention-greedy Jessica on her way out of the chapel.

#27, excellent. I'm glad someone else got it, haha.

Whoops, I mean that at #30. Haha.

Why is Ashley Simpson marrying a gay dude?

Please do a post of who is hotter
Ashley vs Jessica

Call papa Joe and get some boob input

I've read a lot of blogs and you are BY FAR the funniest gossip writer. Seriously! Hilarious! I cannot stop thinking about Pete's father crying himself to sleep.

Do you think soft boy Pete's dad and Joe had to forcibly hold him down to get him to sit through a lapdance??

Pete's dad and Joe *did* forcibly hold him down to get him a lapdance, but they gave up 'cuz he got a boner b4 the girl got there.

#34, c'mon you know why she's marrying a gay guy. He's just a beard, cuz she's really sleeping with her dad! Everyone knows that.

The only thing that is missing from this tool's get-up is the small LA GEAR license plate hanging from his shoes.... Oh yeah; and a HYPERCOLOR shirt.. 80's RULE!!!!

So... dressing like a gay 13 year old from 1985 is the style now huh. Ashley is reeeally in denial about ol' Pete Wentz's sexuality, oh well maybe she'll get to play the women in bed sometime.

You are totally shitting us. No WAY is that his real name. And there's no way I'm going to waste my time looking it up to find out, damn it. I'll waste my time on this freakin' blog, but I do have some standards...

Ha, today's my birthday so I'm drinking my face off. :) Whoooo!!!

What a fucking fruitcake...

I don't really understand all the hate for this guy.
His sexuality is his own deal, and he obviously knows what he's doing. I think they're a really attractive pair, though I was never a fan of Pete until last week when he was on MTV Live. Just seemed like a really chill, down to earth, friendly guy.

I just think it's sad that close to no one on this site ever has anything decent to say. Ever.

MTV Live Canada* if that means anything.

Pete's dad was one of my professors in law school. Decent enough guy. Seemed proud of his son a the time, but that was before all this Ashlee stuff.

WTF is on his FEET? Christ on a bike, dude, get a mirror!

I remember Ashley Simpson wearing that exact same shirt in some photo I seen on the Interwebs. He's pretty gay if he shares clothes with his girlfriend.

This gives us right away the answer why he has all the tattoos?
HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK TOUGH IN DAY-LIGHT!!
That's the answer folks!!

Why does what he's wearing remind me of Back to the Future II?? It's gotta be the futuristic - yet - retro (and completely retarded) shoes.

I want his kicks. Those shoes are in with teens. Seeing as I'm a teen, I follow trendz. Ha sikkeee.

I love how the other guy (the parking attendant maybe?) in the photo looks all, "WTF?! Douchebag couture is so scary!"

I also like how Wentz look genuinely drunk/startled in the last two photos because his cliche "Let's leave through the service entrance so nobody sees us" ploy has failed.

Dear Mr Ashlee Simpson and your blue shoes.

I just want to do your wife, not you. So you can stand down, Pete.

This "guy" is SUCH a tool!!!! I didn't think he was "manly" enough to even get a boner let alone make a baby!!!!!

#54 don't you remember the boner pics?

The look on the valet's face in that first pic pretty much sums up how I feel.

Looks like an emo hobbit.

Guy in background ; "*sigh* Oh, so hes NOT gay? oh.. REALLY? Your joking!"

Guy in foreground ; "God knows! Have you SEEN his 'wife'?"

Guy in background ; "HOLY GOD!! THATS A GIRL????"

How bald is this fag ,looks lik a furture Donald Trump

How bald is this fag ,looks lik a furture Donald Trump