May 14 2008Pete Doherty, quit Bogart-ing all the Winehouse. Jerk.

Either I'm hallucinating from the bottle of Benadryl I just downed (stupid allergies) or God really hates my eyes - with a vengeance generally reserved for Revelations. These are pics of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty sharing a creepy-ass kiss at a party she threw last night. I gotta admit, partying with Amy Winehouse would be off the chain gang. I mean, you know you're going to see a human corpse by the end of the night. And I'm not just talking about Amy.

Thanks to Hattie who's a Hottie Boom-Blattie.

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you don't now nothing about Europe. NOT A THING

It's like 2 zombies trying to eat each other's brains!

you don't know nothing about Europe. NOT A THING

Is that Amy Crackhouse posting on #1 & #3? Make some sense moron.

J-U-N-K-I-E-S.

Not newsworthy whatsoever.

More pics of Kim's ass please.......


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Wealthy Romance . com is an Identity Theft Scam.

DO NOT GO TO THAT WEBSITE.

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I always knew those two would end up together.
What a cute crackle, er... COUPLE!! That's what I meant.

Oh my God, a double puke whammy so early. Thanks a lot - my day is ruined.

I think I would rather french kiss my grandmother than kiss Amy Whinewhore..

Night of the living dead... Sometimes it takes more than death to kill a person.

I think they are just perfect for each other. It'll be no time when they OD together. Perfect.

I'm pretty sure if she got pregnant with his seed she would have a litter of crack nuggets.

FIRST!!!!!!!!

Seems like the Gatekeeper and Keymaster have finally met - the advent of Hell's on a delay...

THAT'S A REFERENCE FROM "GHOSTBUSTERS", in honour of your Rick Moranis comment Fish!

It's been sunny here in Ireland for over a week now, so I'm slightly disorientated.

^Jodi

I just can't stop looking at them!! It's like a horror film, you know what is happening but you just can't take your eyes off of the revolting scene unfolding before your eyes! They are both equally revolting.

She overdid it with the Jenny Craig thing.
Jenny Craig is a crack dealer, right?

They should put a new reality show on A&E:
Celebrity intervention. Imagine the ratings!
I can think of who I'd nominate first.

God, these two would make Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston look like Ward and June Cleaver. They wouldn't have children, they'd conceive bacteria spores.

wow. that is...disturbing.

It's burned into my retinas....

Amy threw a party? Who's up for a game of pin the needle in the junkie??

They both need to wash there hands. That is just nasty. There is no reason for a persons hands to be that dirty!

I let out an audible "EEEWWWWWWWW" when I saw the picture and now everyone knows I wasn't really working. Thanks alot Fish dude... thanks a fucking lot.

Pete is her doppelganger!

His eyes are freakin my ass out. LIke he's trying to suck her soul out of her. Sorry dude, that's been long gone. Can't kill the living dead.

It looks like they spelled "asshole" wrong on his neck.

#6 - No fuck?

Go easy on the fake tan Amy! Of all the Brits in England, Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland why do you pick this pair if prize cunts for your page for fecks sake?!

#6 - so you actually checked it out? I smell a winner. Of douchyness

now if thats not a match made in...well, maybe hell... but what a hell of a perfect match that is. Obviously Amy doesn't want to get clean off drugs if thats who she's hooking up with. Imagine all the diseases & germs they share amongst themselves; eeech; skeevy.

Sometimes dead is better..

She really is gross....

As nasty as Amy W is........at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss.

EWWW!EWWW!EWWW! (as I point in disgust!)

What I really wanted to say was that if God existed he would have just vomited, so I figure that what has actually happened is that Richard Dawkins has just vomited on a Jesus action figure.

I'm not joking when I say that I feel like being sick - I just can't imagine that either of them brushes their teeth;* it'd be like kissing a mossy garden path that takes drugs.

*Semi-colon alert - score +5.

^Jodi.

in the default picture he looks like he's trying to suck any possible cocaine residue out of her.

#6 - No fuck?

I would let you kiss my mossy garden patch once this deplorable rash clears up. Damn you Jimbo

He kisses with his eyes wide open like some kind of freak!!!! I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life!!!

Let's see Keith Richards try that! The young up-and-coming dopers like Doherty have cell wall integrity that Keith can only stare at.

I have had that look to. It is when you find the penis. It feel good sometime

UGLY & UGLIER!

Haha - I was trying hard for that to stay a simile for bad teeth and oral hygiene, not a metaphor for a vagina, but you know what they say on the first day of Poetry School: "I'm gonna make your simile a metaphor boyo, then I'm gonna couplet you inside-out".

Good luck on the rash - I have a weakened immune system, so went straight for the blowtorch and trowel.

^Jodi


Um... Why is he wielding a shoe? Anyone?

What in the hell does she keep doing to her arms?

#1 and #3

youre an idiot....learn some grammar over there in europe.
maybe its cool to be a complete idiot that uses double negatives in europe, but here in america it makes you look like a dumb ass, which i am sure you are!

@42; she's a cutter, for sure. Aside from the whole shooting up thing.

I've always loved people who just don't give a fuck. Sure they may be fucked up but at least they are real.

Better to be an honest mess than some piece of shit poser (see next post)

They are obviously trying to suck drug residue out of each others pores. Gotta love junkies!

@43- And you can't capitalize. Retard.

#45 not giving a fuck is not being real it's being a DUMBASS!!!

Holy God. That's the stinkiest-looking, uh... kiss (or something) I have ever seen. I hope at least one of them has saliva. Tasty.

That's the longest thickest weirdest looking tampon string I've ever seen...

Fish you don't now nothing about Europe. NOT A THING but I do. On our senior class trip we went to Beerlin, Paris and France. And I learned alot about there culture. They dont speak American but they have McDonalds and Burger Kings like US and EuroDisney was totally kick ass.

#48 lol OK mom. I'd respond but I don't give a fuck .

I told you not to do it.. I'm coming for you with that ice cream scoop.. you hurt my eyes again with that skankawhore!

Next time you see an ice cream truck, run for cover!

Do these people ever bathe or change into clean clothes?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are they just partying in the street now?

He just got out of jail and said he didn't want to think about it again, and was going to try to stay clean.

That lasted like... one day.

If you need drugs in the UK, just look for Amy... she's roaming the streets somewhere.

@54 - no, they are european junkies - just as dirty as regular ones I suppose.

and no, we don't know why he's wielding a shoe, per say, but knowing him, it has drugs of somekind inside them... was he checking that guitar for a stash, too?

This guy has the worst jawline ever, like a chicken!

wow
i hope they don't spawn.

so sadd she has wasted her talent.....they should just share needles and die a hideous Sid & Nacy death

#26....its not a gay scat site, so it really shouldn't concern you.....


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They kiss with their eye's open so they can make sure the other person doesn't try to steal their drugs. "Mmmm,..your kisses taste like french fries in an ashtray baby and,....HEY,..where's my heroin,...give that back!!"

#59. redsonja1313 beat me to it.
Sid and Nancy 2008 version.

Get her off the goddamn drugs!!!!

Why is noone thingying her ass to REHAB !!!!!!!!


Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

Get her off the goddamn drugs!!!!

Why is noone thingying her ass to REHAB !!!!!!!!


Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

"As nasty as Amy W is........at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss."

They're both lovely.

"As nasty as Amy W is........at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss."

They're both lovely.

#51 you sound like a moron. you cannot spell, and your grammar is atrocious. even had you not mentioned a school trip, i would've guessed a teenager. and its english, not american. although, something tells me you are being purposefully dense...

I probably wont follow up with u douches comments but who really cares. she makes fantastic music and i dont know her. as long as she makes good music shes cool. Since when did u need morals, ect.. to make good music? Some ppl r nothing and would be nothing being sober. let the girl be ana so long as she stays alive and keep the music coming. if ur so worried, go help the junkie in the corner that doesnt have millions. as for now, shes got the upper hand anyways.
im not sure why i just posted this bah!

WTF EW.

He's not kissing her.
In fact, he's trying to steal the rests of drugs in Amy's cavitys.

Jeez, that was a lot of S'

He had to kiss her to distract her so he could reach up and steal the stash she keeps in the beehive.

And here I thought the grossest thing crackwhores did was fuck nasty black guys for a fix. Kissing winehouse is a new low even for pete.

look how wide his eye is open in the main pic, creepy he's not even closing his mind and pretending he's still with co-Kate

Jodi got good gwammoh.

Poor Amy. Poor Pete. It's really a shame, because Pete passed the the amount of drugs you can do and still make a good record and Amy went from weed to Hunter S. Thompson's briefcase in Fear and Loathing with no record in between, so we'll never know if she could do a drug record. I thought maybe she could go the Billie Holliday route and be a bad ass crack-whore but now I'm thinking Courtney Love. Shame.

pete's so ho0o0o0ot!!!

Pete is an ass-hat .. all that talent and he's always higher than the kite I owned when I was four.

Amy is...

What does she do with her hair thing while she's having sex? Does she sit it on the nightstand? Or does she wear it? It seems like it could fall off and hurt someone.

Be my guest!!
SORRY, I have this instant feeling for PUKING and SHITTING, adios!!

Ladies and Gentlement, for the first time, please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Oozing Coldsore!

Hahahaha i've never thought about it but those two are made for eachother. Perfect match i say

Pete Doherty exchanging bodily fluids with Amy Winehouse?

I think a new disease just got created.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia just went into Threat Condition Alpha.

Anyone ever watched the Stephen King movie SLEEPWALKERS???

Nuff said....

Here kitty, kitty!!

Terrifying....

OMG the first coupla pix are just sooooo weird.. his eyes are so far open and staring, it's totally bizarre

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