May 14 2008Pete Doherty, quit Bogart-ing all the Winehouse. Jerk.
Either I'm hallucinating from the bottle of Benadryl I just downed (stupid allergies) or God really hates my eyes - with a vengeance generally reserved for Revelations. These are pics of Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty sharing a creepy-ass kiss at a party she threw last night. I gotta admit, partying with Amy Winehouse would be off the chain gang. I mean, you know you're going to see a human corpse by the end of the night. And I'm not just talking about Amy.
Thanks to Hattie who's a Hottie Boom-Blattie.

Reader Comments
1. df - May 14, 2008 12:21 PM
you don't now nothing about Europe. NOT A THING
2. df - May 14, 2008 12:21 PM
you don't know nothing about Europe. NOT A THING
3. sportsdvl - May 14, 2008 12:21 PM
It's like 2 zombies trying to eat each other's brains!
4. sportsdvl - May 14, 2008 12:22 PM
Is that Amy Crackhouse posting on #1 & #3? Make some sense moron.
5. havoc - May 14, 2008 12:25 PM
J-U-N-K-I-E-S.
Not newsworthy whatsoever.
More pics of Kim's ass please.......
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6. havoc - May 14, 2008 12:27 PM
Wealthy Romance . com is an Identity Theft Scam.
DO NOT GO TO THAT WEBSITE.
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7. FRIST!!! - May 14, 2008 12:27 PM
I always knew those two would end up together.
What a cute crackle, er... COUPLE!! That's what I meant.
8. Thegrayway - May 14, 2008 12:29 PM
Oh my God, a double puke whammy so early. Thanks a lot - my day is ruined.
9. Jimbo - May 14, 2008 12:33 PM
I think I would rather french kiss my grandmother than kiss Amy Whinewhore..
10. Ted from LA - May 14, 2008 12:33 PM
Night of the living dead... Sometimes it takes more than death to kill a person.
11. It's me Fuckers - May 14, 2008 12:35 PM
I think they are just perfect for each other. It'll be no time when they OD together. Perfect.
12. JM - May 14, 2008 12:35 PM
I'm pretty sure if she got pregnant with his seed she would have a litter of crack nuggets.
13. First Bitches - May 14, 2008 12:35 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!
14. Jodi - May 14, 2008 12:37 PM
Seems like the Gatekeeper and Keymaster have finally met - the advent of Hell's on a delay...
THAT'S A REFERENCE FROM "GHOSTBUSTERS", in honour of your Rick Moranis comment Fish!
It's been sunny here in Ireland for over a week now, so I'm slightly disorientated.
^Jodi
15. It's me Fuckers - May 14, 2008 12:40 PM
I just can't stop looking at them!! It's like a horror film, you know what is happening but you just can't take your eyes off of the revolting scene unfolding before your eyes! They are both equally revolting.
16. andie - May 14, 2008 12:40 PM
She overdid it with the Jenny Craig thing.
Jenny Craig is a crack dealer, right?
They should put a new reality show on A&E:
Celebrity intervention. Imagine the ratings!
I can think of who I'd nominate first.
17. Jrz - May 14, 2008 12:41 PM
God, these two would make Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston look like Ward and June Cleaver. They wouldn't have children, they'd conceive bacteria spores.
18. KB - May 14, 2008 12:42 PM
wow. that is...disturbing.
It's burned into my retinas....
19. Auntie Kryst - May 14, 2008 12:43 PM
Amy threw a party? Who's up for a game of pin the needle in the junkie??
20. antoine - May 14, 2008 12:50 PM
They both need to wash there hands. That is just nasty. There is no reason for a persons hands to be that dirty!
21. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 14, 2008 12:51 PM
I let out an audible "EEEWWWWWWWW" when I saw the picture and now everyone knows I wasn't really working. Thanks alot Fish dude... thanks a fucking lot.
22. lipper - May 14, 2008 12:57 PM
Pete is her doppelganger!
His eyes are freakin my ass out. LIke he's trying to suck her soul out of her. Sorry dude, that's been long gone. Can't kill the living dead.
23. Ted from LA - May 14, 2008 1:00 PM
It looks like they spelled "asshole" wrong on his neck.
24. mcbeef - May 14, 2008 1:05 PM
#6 - No fuck?
25. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 14, 2008 1:08 PM
Go easy on the fake tan Amy! Of all the Brits in England, Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland why do you pick this pair if prize cunts for your page for fecks sake?!
26. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 14, 2008 1:09 PM
#6 - so you actually checked it out? I smell a winner. Of douchyness
27. snarky - May 14, 2008 1:14 PM
now if thats not a match made in...well, maybe hell... but what a hell of a perfect match that is. Obviously Amy doesn't want to get clean off drugs if thats who she's hooking up with. Imagine all the diseases & germs they share amongst themselves; eeech; skeevy.
28. FRIST!!! - May 14, 2008 1:15 PM
Sometimes dead is better..
29. MinVermont - May 14, 2008 1:15 PM
She really is gross....
30. nipolian - May 14, 2008 1:19 PM
As nasty as Amy W is........at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss.
31. Vet - May 14, 2008 1:21 PM
EWWW!EWWW!EWWW! (as I point in disgust!)
32. Jodi - May 14, 2008 1:24 PM
What I really wanted to say was that if God existed he would have just vomited, so I figure that what has actually happened is that Richard Dawkins has just vomited on a Jesus action figure.
I'm not joking when I say that I feel like being sick - I just can't imagine that either of them brushes their teeth;* it'd be like kissing a mossy garden path that takes drugs.
*Semi-colon alert - score +5.
^Jodi.
33. bah - May 14, 2008 1:27 PM
in the default picture he looks like he's trying to suck any possible cocaine residue out of her.
34. mcbeef - May 14, 2008 1:27 PM
#6 - No fuck?
35. FRIST!!! - May 14, 2008 1:29 PM
I would let you kiss my mossy garden patch once this deplorable rash clears up. Damn you Jimbo
36. tp - May 14, 2008 1:33 PM
He kisses with his eyes wide open like some kind of freak!!!! I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life!!!
37. woodhorse - May 14, 2008 1:34 PM
Let's see Keith Richards try that! The young up-and-coming dopers like Doherty have cell wall integrity that Keith can only stare at.
38. Jimbo - May 14, 2008 1:36 PM
I have had that look to. It is when you find the penis. It feel good sometime
39. NY Ted - May 14, 2008 1:37 PM
UGLY & UGLIER!
40. Jodi - May 14, 2008 1:38 PM
Haha - I was trying hard for that to stay a simile for bad teeth and oral hygiene, not a metaphor for a vagina, but you know what they say on the first day of Poetry School: "I'm gonna make your simile a metaphor boyo, then I'm gonna couplet you inside-out".
Good luck on the rash - I have a weakened immune system, so went straight for the blowtorch and trowel.
^Jodi
41. Ash - May 14, 2008 1:40 PM
Um... Why is he wielding a shoe? Anyone?
42. Thegrayway - May 14, 2008 1:53 PM
What in the hell does she keep doing to her arms?
43. yourestupid - May 14, 2008 1:56 PM
#1 and #3
youre an idiot....learn some grammar over there in europe.
maybe its cool to be a complete idiot that uses double negatives in europe, but here in america it makes you look like a dumb ass, which i am sure you are!
44. snarky - May 14, 2008 1:57 PM
@42; she's a cutter, for sure. Aside from the whole shooting up thing.
45. Lord Of Bacon - May 14, 2008 2:08 PM
I've always loved people who just don't give a fuck. Sure they may be fucked up but at least they are real.
Better to be an honest mess than some piece of shit poser (see next post)
46. Famous Plastic - May 14, 2008 2:15 PM
They are obviously trying to suck drug residue out of each others pores. Gotta love junkies!
47. jack - May 14, 2008 2:20 PM
@43- And you can't capitalize. Retard.
48. Truth Hurts - May 14, 2008 2:22 PM
#45 not giving a fuck is not being real it's being a DUMBASS!!!
49. Dr. Fill - May 14, 2008 2:24 PM
Holy God. That's the stinkiest-looking, uh... kiss (or something) I have ever seen. I hope at least one of them has saliva. Tasty.
50. caljenna66 - May 14, 2008 2:24 PM
That's the longest thickest weirdest looking tampon string I've ever seen...
51. df - May 14, 2008 2:29 PM
Fish you don't now nothing about Europe. NOT A THING but I do. On our senior class trip we went to Beerlin, Paris and France. And I learned alot about there culture. They dont speak American but they have McDonalds and Burger Kings like US and EuroDisney was totally kick ass.
52. Lord of Bacon - May 14, 2008 2:46 PM
#48 lol OK mom. I'd respond but I don't give a fuck .
53. Sven - May 14, 2008 2:53 PM
I told you not to do it.. I'm coming for you with that ice cream scoop.. you hurt my eyes again with that skankawhore!
Next time you see an ice cream truck, run for cover!
54. TundraFire Nightfire - May 14, 2008 3:06 PM
Do these people ever bathe or change into clean clothes?
55. oakling - May 14, 2008 3:07 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56. Chupacabra - May 14, 2008 3:10 PM
what are they just partying in the street now?
He just got out of jail and said he didn't want to think about it again, and was going to try to stay clean.
That lasted like... one day.
If you need drugs in the UK, just look for Amy... she's roaming the streets somewhere.
@54 - no, they are european junkies - just as dirty as regular ones I suppose.
and no, we don't know why he's wielding a shoe, per say, but knowing him, it has drugs of somekind inside them... was he checking that guitar for a stash, too?
57. p00 - May 14, 2008 3:28 PM
This guy has the worst jawline ever, like a chicken!
58. not cool - May 14, 2008 3:42 PM
wow
i hope they don't spawn.
59. redsonja1313 - May 14, 2008 4:24 PM
so sadd she has wasted her talent.....they should just share needles and die a hideous Sid & Nacy death
60. havoc - May 14, 2008 4:35 PM
#26....its not a gay scat site, so it really shouldn't concern you.....
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61. Banquo - May 14, 2008 4:47 PM
They kiss with their eye's open so they can make sure the other person doesn't try to steal their drugs. "Mmmm,..your kisses taste like french fries in an ashtray baby and,....HEY,..where's my heroin,...give that back!!"
62. pat - May 14, 2008 5:16 PM
#59. redsonja1313 beat me to it.
Sid and Nancy 2008 version.
63. Lola1 - May 14, 2008 5:34 PM
Get her off the goddamn drugs!!!!
Why is noone thingying her ass to REHAB !!!!!!!!
Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!
64. Lola1 - May 14, 2008 5:34 PM
Get her off the goddamn drugs!!!!
Why is noone thingying her ass to REHAB !!!!!!!!
Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!
65. Lola1 - May 14, 2008 5:37 PM
"As nasty as Amy W is........at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss."
They're both lovely.
66. Lola1 - May 14, 2008 5:37 PM
"As nasty as Amy W is........at least she is a serious step up from Kate Moss."
They're both lovely.
67. michi - May 14, 2008 6:23 PM
#51 you sound like a moron. you cannot spell, and your grammar is atrocious. even had you not mentioned a school trip, i would've guessed a teenager. and its english, not american. although, something tells me you are being purposefully dense...
68. iAM - May 14, 2008 6:34 PM
I probably wont follow up with u douches comments but who really cares. she makes fantastic music and i dont know her. as long as she makes good music shes cool. Since when did u need morals, ect.. to make good music? Some ppl r nothing and would be nothing being sober. let the girl be ana so long as she stays alive and keep the music coming. if ur so worried, go help the junkie in the corner that doesnt have millions. as for now, shes got the upper hand anyways.
im not sure why i just posted this bah!
69. aL - May 14, 2008 6:46 PM
WTF EW.
70. korina_jebediah - May 14, 2008 7:06 PM
He's not kissing her.
In fact, he's trying to steal the rests of drugs in Amy's cavitys.
Jeez, that was a lot of S'
71. soshi - May 14, 2008 8:30 PM
He had to kiss her to distract her so he could reach up and steal the stash she keeps in the beehive.
And here I thought the grossest thing crackwhores did was fuck nasty black guys for a fix. Kissing winehouse is a new low even for pete.
72. lambman - May 14, 2008 9:42 PM
look how wide his eye is open in the main pic, creepy he's not even closing his mind and pretending he's still with co-Kate
73. gay4girls - May 14, 2008 9:56 PM
Jodi got good gwammoh.
Poor Amy. Poor Pete. It's really a shame, because Pete passed the the amount of drugs you can do and still make a good record and Amy went from weed to Hunter S. Thompson's briefcase in Fear and Loathing with no record in between, so we'll never know if she could do a drug record. I thought maybe she could go the Billie Holliday route and be a bad ass crack-whore but now I'm thinking Courtney Love. Shame.
74. mems - May 15, 2008 1:21 AM
pete's so ho0o0o0ot!!!
75. Sure - May 15, 2008 1:31 AM
Pete is an ass-hat .. all that talent and he's always higher than the kite I owned when I was four.
Amy is...
76. zuzuspetals - May 15, 2008 1:57 AM
What does she do with her hair thing while she's having sex? Does she sit it on the nightstand? Or does she wear it? It seems like it could fall off and hurt someone.
77. gerard Vandenberg - May 15, 2008 1:14 PM
Be my guest!!
SORRY, I have this instant feeling for PUKING and SHITTING, adios!!
78. Flibbert - May 15, 2008 1:32 PM
Ladies and Gentlement, for the first time, please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Oozing Coldsore!
79. Linsey - May 15, 2008 9:37 PM
Hahahaha i've never thought about it but those two are made for eachother. Perfect match i say
80. Meyeraustin - May 16, 2008 5:31 AM
Pete Doherty exchanging bodily fluids with Amy Winehouse?
I think a new disease just got created.
81. Meyeraustin - May 16, 2008 5:33 AM
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia just went into Threat Condition Alpha.
82. dukseewhorse - May 16, 2008 5:24 PM
Anyone ever watched the Stephen King movie SLEEPWALKERS???
Nuff said....
Here kitty, kitty!!
83. Erica - May 17, 2008 11:58 AM
Terrifying....
84. Jay-zus - July 9, 2008 10:58 PM
OMG the first coupla pix are just sooooo weird.. his eyes are so far open and staring, it's totally bizarre