May 6 2008Paris Hilton & children's toys: How can you lose?

it's actually a dildo.

first???

Oh boy this is just great................

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shouldn't it have a cock in it's mouth?

She needs to stop. Why do people buy this crap?
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The doll looks more attractive than her... And whats with the "One Night In Paris" -looking photo of her on the box?

Where's the child pornographer lurking in the shadows with the video camera?

Does it give herpes?

no underware... Crabs visable

#9 - the herpes has already been installed in the vaginal region. the cream is an accessory that is containd in the purse.

Whatever that looks nothing like her, the face, the hair color, it's all wrong and WHERE are all her herpes sores??? Also if the doll is to be current looking shouldn't it have one giant hideous herpes sore shaped like a young Boy Geroge clone on it's plastic nether region. I hope these dolls come with birth control pills and condoms for the generation of UBER sluts that Hollywood is creating.

read the post, poonmoon....it's designed by her. meaning the clothes.

GENIUS! There will now be a whole slew of gifts going out this year that little girls will open only to become delighted by a "Steffi Love" doll. Not only will they want to dress like Paris but they'll also want to be Paris.

She's the McDonalds of the celebrity industry, always there but never good for you.

Randal

Germans don't care, they freeze their infants in the freezers and murder their families. They're making HItler proud.

the answer to the question"How can you lose?" in the headline is....you can only lose if Paris licks the dolls and they aren't actually painted by the Chinese.

Is that doll suppossed to look like her ?

#13. Sorry I do not read anything regarding this vermin whore, I glance at the main picture BEFORE my retina explodes and I vomit out my organs and then I proceed to judge her as the half witted worthless slutbag she is. But I understand what you are saying, it is not supposed to look like her, it's just some ugly doll her people designed that she slapped her deamon slut name onto. Ahhh marketing.

I just hope this is a test for parents out there so that they can crack down on child abuse, as in if you purchase one of these hellfire dolls children's protective services will take your kids away.

Finally a dignified path to whoredom for young girls to follow. I'm guessing this is only the beginning - eventually she will open a whore college for advanced learning.

Yeah....this is a ...umm.....good idea..?

5, I was wondering if it was anatomically correct - with a cock tucked away between the legs.

As I type this, I have one of those dolls up my ass. Texas Tranny, you'll love it - check out the size of the head!

Well the holocaust never actually happened, so....

I am sure the americans will love that doll, just like anything thats pink, glittery , brainless and made of plastic. At least a doll can`t resist being forced to be democratized...

The doll looks retarded. Hence, just like her.

Umm.. did anyone notice that one of her eyes is brown?

FUCK!

I just lost another fucking primary. Tons of money, a fawning media, witless voters...why the fuck can't I close this thing?! I'm getting so frustrated...I just...I just feel like...screaming...GOD DAMN AMERICA!

I wonder if the doll gets flair-ups?

When Paris tries (and fails) to be sweet and such, she acts and dresses like a 5 year old girl, and makes ridiculous and childish faces. Couldn't they use at least one of those pictures instead of that one, she looks like she's a porn star. A cheap one, btw.

STUPID SPOILED WHORE VIDEO PLAYSET!
Mommy, i want one.

LOL #19. Will it be called WHOREVARD?

I was just thinking that this could be slightly cool if it vibrated ...

"she looks like she's a porn star. A cheap one, btw."

Yes. Definitely not like one of those expensive ones.

"Announcing the Kim Kardashian doll! Not a doll that pees - YOU pee on it! Includes a bikini bottom that also functions as a tent. (Titanium girdle sold separately.)"

Does every doll come with a lifetime script for Valtrex?

"Jesus, who the hell would buy their kid a doll designed by Paris Hilton?"

Answer: Germans..

Its not just a doll it's actually a home pregnancy test for the generation of junior sluts Paris is moulding. All you do is pee on it and if you're pregnant it says "you're fat" and if your not pregnant it says "that's hot".

"Hey kids it's Steffi Love, your own personal media whore, put her under water and watch the herpes sores magically appear. Dress her up in tube tops and crotchless panties for a night out on the town or help Steffi snort 10G's of premium hollywood crack. Your child will LOVE playing with Steffi Love."

*Prison and jailhouse uniform sold seperately.

Stefi Love inc and Paris Hilton sluts ltd. not liable for the slutification and diseasifying of your daughters.

I've had a Paris Hilton doll for a long time...oh, not that kind of doll. Sorry.

God its boss eyed like her - freakishly ugly.
I'd rather have a cottage cheese ass anyday than be orange and boss eyed.

God its boss eyed like her - freakishly ugly.
I'd rather have a cottage cheese ass anyday than be orange and boss eyed.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

You don't cook crack with a spoon, DUH!!

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#34..you beat me to the pee joke!

I wonder if Paris uses lube when she shoves this thing up her twat?

Any parent that has a daughter that wants a Paris doll has failed big time as a parent.

That doll looks nothing like Paris - why didn't she have Jason Wu of Fashion Royalty and Gene dolls make a likeness of her instead? I love fashion dolls and if I had her bankroll, I'd make sure my doll was the BEST!!!!

The doll looks like its been out in the sun a bit too long. White people and the sun just do not mix well. She better watch out before she starts to look like these burnt whiteys. Sun Burnt Models

For some reason it stripped the link to the burnt speedo models I thought would be funny to see. Oh Well. The link is on ThingsWhitePeopleHate .com if anyone wanted to check it out. Last time I try sharing on this board :P

Where's Tinkerbell???!!!

How come the doll does not have one wonkeye?

Does the doll come with herpes?

HEY PEOPLE. LET ME KNOW HOW YOU WRITE UPSIDE DOWN PLEASE!
OH AND THAT DOLL LOOKS CHEAP.

I'm from Germany and I had no idea there's adoll going by the name "Steffi Love".

I hope this whole thing's a joke, otherwise I'll burn down every warehouse that sells it...

Buy your kid the Paris Hilton doll this year. Next year the Easy-Bake Meth Lab

OMG, she looks so hot and large sexy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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First Hitler, then David Hasselhoff, then scat and piss porn, now this?

The Gremans are fucked up, that's for sure.

And before you write in with "Im German and we're not all like that" just shut the fuck up. Youi're close enough.

'Paris Hilton Brand Dolls!' Now with even more herpes! Send in three proof of purchases and get a 6-month supply of Valtrex!!!

Where's the wonky left eye?

ha ha they even got her droopy eye!

how big is the axe wound between her legs?

backwards is just another 3d direction [actually 2d]

...so better but no cigar : )

[what>?] of course you can have a cigar love

[[took your time clearing that line : )))]

where were we...

oh yes

where would you like it

see... not funny after you've analyzeed it

can someone explain heisenburg to the fish or his monitors

Sweet!
I'm going to get one and shove it up my ass.

so hot! She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on a millionaire&celebs dating club "RICHLOVING.COM", "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

HAHAHAHAHA WONKY EYE AND ALL!!!

Shit. Whitey get burnt, he just sit on dat poach for awhile, eatin' dat watermelon.

McCain '08!

poonmoon - i can completely understand that. i just didn't want anyone to think ze germans were THAT stupid. you know, to create a PH doll that looks nothing like her. :P

if i had a child and she said she wanted that doll, i would slap the shit out of her.

Okay, so I'm one for bashing Paris Hilton whenever, because let's admit it, it's funny and everyone gets a laugh from it. But comparing this to the Holocaust is too extreme. 11 million people killed does not equal the "damaging" effects this doll will have, if will have any effects at all. I think that there is a lot that The Superficial Writer and Team could've chosen from to compare it to, such as their love for David Hasselhoff(or however that fucking weird ass name is supposed to be spelled) or ninety nine red balloons being a metaphor for bombs.

Okay, so I'm one for bashing Paris Hilton whenever, because let's admit it, it's funny and everyone gets a laugh from it. But comparing this to the Holocaust is too extreme. 11 million people killed does not equal the "damaging" effects this doll will have, if will have any effects at all. I think that there is a lot that The Superficial Writer and Team could've chosen from to compare it to, such as their love for David Hasselhoff(or however that fucking weird ass name is supposed to be spelled) or ninety nine red balloons being a metaphor for bombs. Whichever but this is just too much, I'm sorry.

@68 why are you sorry? dont be sorry or apologise for standing up to your beliefs! You are right of course but this is just a website where people can write the most outrageous shit and mean non of it (well unless its about Parisite, Hohan or Shitney)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is soooo great. Because "Steffi Love" is the cheaper pseudo-barbie version for girls whose parents have no money for a real one. Oh oh...:D

I adore the Superficial writer........who is this sardonic, fantastic person?????

The doll and the person are the same.
They both "ENJOY" the lack of EMOTION!!

writer, i cant believe you made a holocust reference. it doesnt matter how old the holocust is now, it can never be used in jokes. bad move on your part.

How much extra is the herpes? It can't be included. But maybe with the deluxe Christmas edition.

How much extra is the herpes? It can't be included. But maybe with the deluxe Christmas edition.

How much extra is the herpes? It can't be included. But maybe with the deluxe Christmas edition.

Only 10 herpes and 2 Valtrex references? C'mon people, that should be as standard as TCLTC! You disappoint me.....

If you gave your kid crack he wouldn't need a spoon. it's already cooked.

Just sayin..

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Hey she even comes with her own variety of douche products!

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why no wonk....??

Uh, I'm German and I've never heard of that "Steffi Love" doll. Barbie is popular here with kids and that's it. That's probably marketing people WISHING it was popular.