May 2 2008Miley Cyrus put on ice (No, Hannah Montana isn't doing an ice show. Spaz.)

That looks like someone told a cocker spaniel "Do your sexy look"

..........and I was first all you Knob Polishers.

Mabe she should move to Austria... they have ways of dealing with insolent children out there...

jesus christ, this is seriously the stupidest thing. shes 15 and posing wrapped in a blanket, it's not even a big deal. at all!!!!! I don't even like the little twat and even I feel sorry for her at this point, this is just retarded!

Im 21 and yes I recall seeing Escape from Witch Mountain.
So chill dude. lmao

I think this whole thing with Miley is going out control:
sure she takes pics of herself flashing her bra
sure she loves sex and the city
and so what if they took a pic of her bare back

She is actually behind, most girls do this at age 11-12

Pollyanna..hahahahhahahahahahah....

hell yea it's a "pedophile's dream come true" I havent stopped stroking it since.

oh and woodhorse smokes pole.

I still never got the whole problem with showing a bare back. I guess this is why I can never be a Christian and will burn in hell for all eternity.....that and for the dead body I keep under my bed. Thats what she gets for trying to leave me.

I say send her to the Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas. They have what she needs there.

what's wrong with showing some skin. OMG! I do it all the time!!!!!!!!!! It's fun. Get over it peoples.

I love your blog, because it always makes me laugh....but you have an error. I'm 25 and I do remember those movies, but I must correct you. It's Escape to Witch Mountain . The sequel was Return from Witch Mountain .

What the fuck: "posing semi-topless"? How can she do that? You are either topless or nor, naked or not. Whining bitch was wrapped in a fucking blanket. That is not topless. It's not naked. It's not even interesting.

#8
hilarious !!! ... jesus lol

Fish, you are so fucking lame and cannot write.

I can show you want showing is

I have worked for Disney on a TV show and I can tell you they are definitely run by Christians. The actually Disney execs that came to the shoot were very cool but you can tell that they wanted TV programming for the religious nuts.

"Standards & Practices" is a very active department with them.

WTF is "semi-topless"?!?!

That is easily the single-stupidest thing I've read in a month.

"Hey, that chick's topless!"

"No, see the pasties? That's just *semi-topless*."

Everyone making a mountain out of this needs something to fill their time with, because they have way too much of it on their hands.

She has no talent and is an ugly hairy spawn of a mullet-dick.

Tia was hawt back in the day! (the sister from "Witch Mountain") -- She was Christina Ricci's Mom in Black Snake Moan

None of you idiots posting about how it's no big deal have kids or realize what a role model she is. She had no business posing like that. You guys are all ignorant to think it's no big deal. She put herself out there as a role model, she needs to act like one and not take pictures like a little sex queen. She was the only good one out there and now she's ruined.

People these days have no morals or values left at all. You all act like animals.
It's no wonder we're where we are at in society these days. Go move to dirty Europe.

On a second thought:
In all this crazy over-the-top shit actually is a story. It a story of a 15year old that is obviously controlled by Disneys christian executive offers. Poor bitch can not get photos of herself taken without being "kept out of the spotlight"?! Fuck me. Slavery is a sin too!

Let this be a lession to everyone hear. Walt Disney doesn't want you to expose yourself until you are legal. Even then, Walt Disney isn't so happy. I exposed myself at Epcot this year, Walt Disney wasn't happy

20. pathetic

I get your point,but you know damn straight their are no role models in this era for no one, not even kids. Everyone who has come from Disney has whored it up. Britney Spears = the queen of dumb bitches. Christina = Marilyn Monroe wannabee whore. Lindsey= crack whore. Hilary Duff = Stuffed a scorpion down her Vajayjay. Brit lil sister = pregnant. Vanessa H. from High School Musical nude pics.

Come on. So what are you having a tantrum about? Common sense says their are no role models for kids anymore. That's your job.

#23 - I can't wait for Kim Possible to start whoring it up and come out with a sex tape.

So how is it that some people with Christian morals and values can preach love and forgiveness, and then attack one of their own like a pack of rabid dogs?

@ 20 and 23, why do your childrens' role models have to be from television? perhaps you are the poor role model by using the tv as a babysitter and expecting it to teach your children moral values to live by. indeed, you are pathetic.

Prudish Americans. get off your high horse. since when is baring your upper back "semi-topless"? I'm with you, Jim @17

26. restingonlaurels
Im on ur side dummy

Who cares? She's got a face like a slapped arse anyway.

24. nipolian

Oh, But thier is = MANY

Hey, the sister from Witch Mountain is Paris Hilton's aunt. No lie.

Hey, the sister from Witch Mountain is Paris Hilton's aunt. No lie.

@20. how bout everybody stop freak'n looking for role models there is none.
if you want a role model for your kid YOU clean up your life, exercise, stop wearing those skanky clothes, and make your kid some fucking dinner instead of giving them a microwavable dinner. They look for role models on tv b/c you are the one that is pathetic.

@20. how bout everybody stop freak'n looking for role models there is none.
if you want a role model for your kid you clean up your life, exercise, stop wearing those skanky clothes, and make your kid some fucking dinner instead of giving them a microwavable dinner. They look for role models on tv b/c you are the one that is pathetic.

@20. how bout everybody stop freak'n looking for role models there is none.
if you want a role model for your kid YOU clean up your life, exercise, stop wearing those skanky clothes, and make your kid some fucking dinner instead of giving them a microwavable dinner. They look for role models on tv b/c you are the one that is pathetic.

So I don't really understand Disney's stance on this. They want her to hide out, but they're the people making the huge fuss about this...I don't get that.

I also don't get what the big deal about a bare upper back is...BUT as an older sister and a mom, I would NEVER let my child pose for a magazine like that. That seems to be the problem here. I've seen pictures of this bitch on this site and I would never let my sister or my daughter walk out of the house with half the make up this girl wears under the age of 16...or wear the clothes that she wears. Needless to say, I do not support a lot of parents' ideas of making their children celebrities and not looking out for their best interest as a parent. They are the reasons we have Britney Spears and the like. It's not TV's fault, it's not the media's fault, it's nobody's fault except the goddamn parents. Take a little responsibility for your children fuck heads. They aren't a meal ticket, they are YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

That being said, I need pizza.

So I don't really understand Disney's stance on this. They want her to hide out, but they're the people making the huge fuss about this...I don't get that.

I also don't get what the big deal about a bare upper back is...BUT as an older sister and a mom, I would NEVER let my child pose for a magazine like that. That seems to be the problem here. I've seen pictures of this bitch on this site and I would never let my sister or my daughter walk out of the house with half the make up this girl wears under the age of 16...or wear the clothes that she wears. Needless to say, I do not support a lot of parents' ideas of making their children celebrities and not looking out for their best interest as a parent. They are the reasons we have Britney Spears and the like. It's not TV's fault, it's not the media's fault, it's nobody's fault except the goddamn parents. Take a little responsibility for your children fuck heads. They aren't a meal ticket, they are YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

That being said, I need pizza.

Damn man I want some of whatever the Fish is on!!!!!!! Jeez that's good stuff!!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :)
I laughed so hard I not only flooded my panties (Mom's), but I felt the a couple inches of feces protruding but fortunately (due to the air pressure from my vacuous cranium) I heroically sucked it back in.

@20.
if you want a role model for your kid YOU clean up your life, exercise, stop wearing those skanky clothes, and make your kid some fucking dinner instead of giving them a microwavable dinner. They look for role models on tv b/c you are the one that is pathetic.

#20. How does posing with an exposed back mean someone has no values? I'm sure you have done muccch worse than that..

POLLYANNA!! hahahah i used to eat that shit up!

#20. How does posing with an exposed back mean someone has no values? I'm sure you have done muccch worse than that..

POLLYANNA!! hahahah i used to eat that shit up!

#20. How does posing with an exposed back mean someone has no values? I'm sure you have done muccch worse than that..

POLLYANNA!! hahahah i used to eat that shit up!

100 bucks says she was doing another "artistic" pictorial for Hustler magazine...

How come Disney didn't make this big of a deal when Vanessa Hudgens was showing her shit all over the internet? Wasn't she a minor when the pictures were taken?
She gave some lame ass apology for showing her twat to millions of people and no ones said anything since...
but let this poor girl do a professional photoshoot and you have a bunch of pissed off people...
weird.

#38 hahahaha thank you for the laugh. I laughed at what you wrote hard enough to choke a little on my saliva. But not hard enough to be prairie-doggin' in my undies.

They are making a big deal out of something that would have blown over very quickly if they had left it alone.

I think the picture was pretty tame..."artistic" c.1920, maybe not exactly what a 15 yr old should do but still...Also I don't think children really need to make people from tv shows into role models. It really skews their sense of reality.

Oh, and I'm a Christian and I have 4 kids.

Dude - I LOVED the Adventures of Natty Gann!!!! OMG - John Cusack at his hottest. : ) Totally brought back some awesome memories -- Thanks!

Tia! I loved Escape to Witch Mountain when I was little. Kim Richards is currently filming Race to Witch Mountain, whatever that is. Additionally, Kim is Paris Hilton's aunt. Paris' mother and Kim are sisters. Kinda weird. Poor Kim.

So, apparently, it's the Journey of Natty Gann. My bad. Great movie.

#45 I love you. You have given me a name that I will cherish here forever!

Thank you Miss Britney Bitches! Smootches and fondles and fingers inserted!

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I agree spreadthehate & Tim-
a pedophile's dream??? WTF? They seriously did not need that Vanity Shoot, the sick bastards will get off from a kid in a snow suit.

Ok first of all its Escape TO witch mountain, secondly who would actually agree to let her do this, miley is a clueless kid, where were her parents or friends. At 15 its not artsy its jailbait ok, im sorry if you disagree but thats how i feel, shes a cute kid who can sing, who is making her producers, agents, ext.. millions of dollars, why isnt that enough, now they have to exploid the sexual aspect of it!!?!? Its happend again and again, lindsay lohan, hilary duff, and of course the Queen of exploitation Britney Spears.. First they exploit talent for personal gain and now there trying to sell the sexuality of a 15yr old girl, all i can say is what is this world coming to.

Holy shit a 15 year olds bare back!!!! Its the next fucking apocalypse!!! Get a life anyone who is attacking this girl, why does everyone in this world expect everyone to be a prude besides themselves.

Love the scene where Natty Gann steals the pot of beans from John Cusack.
"Nice dog"
"He's not a dog, he's a wolf."
"..wolf?"
"Wolf."

Funniest thing was watching some crap "news" show on E last night, a segment where they address "celebrity rumors" and label them true or false. Most of them were the stories covered here over the past few days. Almost every one of them was label "FALSE!" with a tremendous air of authority, as if they were debunking all the nonsense out there. Except...when it came to the Miley Cyrus/Disney story, which of course was labeled "FALSE!" they had to run a line across the bottom of the screen saying something like "gee, you know what, it's now being reported that she WON'T be at the Disney Channel Games." (of course, the real problem is that a Disney exec had just taken Cialis before he saw the Vanity Fair layout and he had to go to the hospital 4 1/2 hours later)

I don't get it. She was 'semi-topless' yet I saw nothing more than what I would see if she went swimming in a bathing suit. On the other hand, Jamie-lynne spears gets knocked up and gets it put on her show.

16 year old knocked up= OK lets make some money off this.

15 year old kind of topless in a glamor shoot= shoot her down.

Something is wrong with that.

errr... you all still sane ? ... : ))

she's just a baby... leave her alone

[and you... [yes you... stand still lassie]]

unless you change society
...it appears
...that

you have to live within it ?

[like that makes any sense]
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Cyrus is my favorite pop singer. She looks alwasy beautful.I saw her profile on a milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now. Is that true? As you know, she is only 16!!!

Ashley Tisdale and Zac Efron has not done anything.... yet. I am still waiting for him to either come out of the closet or someone finds a dead hooker in his closet.

Ashley looks like she actually has a good head on her sholders and will probably go far in hte industry.

Like a lot of other posters here, I'm really confused by Disney's so-called "damage control".

Is there anyone here who would disagree with me if I said that if Disney went ahead with Hannah Montana AS IF NOTHING WAS WRONG, everything would just blow over?

Can we get a name for the head of PR on this project? Or the old fart on the board - and it seems to ALWAYS be an old fart with no grasp of the internet or group psychology - who ordered this from their PR dept? There is a lot of wasted talent on here for ego destruction and character assassination that simply needs a deserving target.

Billy Ray has been fuming since his flakey song was just a one-hit wonder. So, he procreates and takes revenge on the world by pimping out his daughter, putting his greaseball, hound-dog face on her show (which he thinks is really his), and inserts himself in her photo shoots - dirty Hillbilly honeydipper!

Billy's now decided he wants to be in the big-time movin' pictures. Time to sex up the daughter (and make sure he always has parts in them-thar productions).

Hey, Billy Ray - you're an ugly Appalachian bastard - no one wants to see you!

What's momma doing all this time? Maybe smokin' the wacky tobacky and porkin' the neighbors?

Amazing. "South Park" totally called it.

I hate them so much.

Oh, and just FYI; it's a safer bet to take Annie Liebovitz's word on what's "artistic" rather than Disney's.

I can't believe I have to defend work by ANNIE LIEBOVITZ for VANITY FAIR. Are these NOT reliable influences?!?

Ow...my brain...

why does she always look like she's getting her fudge packed?

I think its stupid she is bearing the brunt of the negative attention and not Vanity Fair or her parents. She is a kid for christ sake's isnt that the whole point? Its normal for a girl to be coming into her sexuality at her age but I still dont think its a good idea for shoots like that. It kinda sends the wrong message. You can look but you can't touch.. idk wierd

I think its stupid she is bearing the brunt of the negative attention and not Vanity Fair or her parents. She is a kid for christ sake's isnt that the whole point? Its normal for a girl to be coming into her sexuality at her age but I still dont think its a good idea for shoots like that. It kinda sends the wrong message. You can look but you can't touch.. idk wierd

semi . WTF!!!
if u see something sexy in this photo u are fukin pedo !!!
holly shit poor girl ! what she done to u !!!
look at jamie lynn !!! WTF IS HAPPENING !!!
im sure miley wont be next brit im sure she not spears attetion whore family

This is why I'm not Christian. Damn people taking things out of porportion. These days, most people you come across 15 or not, are sexual in some way. I started acting sexual when I was 12 for fucks sake. She's 15. Does Disney know how many girls that age are having sex? Sure, I think she's annoying and I find it stupid how people obsess over her. But I'm on her side this time. There's nothing wrong with showing your BACK.

Since when is it a crime to show your back? How do you know she isn't wearing pants? Did it say she was completely naked? Did it show her butt? If anyone is offended by Miley Cyrus showing her BACK, then maybe you shouldn't wear a bathing suit. Wearing a bathing suit is worse than showing your BARE BACK!!! Being a Christian has nothing to do with what is going on here. Maybe you all should grow up. I have a 4 year old daughter and I let her watch Hannah Montana. Do I allow my daughter to go on the internet and look up stupid stuff like this, NO. Do I allow my daughter to watch dirty stuff on television? NO! That is what is wrong with people today. They don't spend time with there children. My daughter may only be 4, but at least when she asks questions I give her an HONEST answer. LEAVE MILEY CYRUS AND HER FAMILY ALONE.

Note to self.
If,and when having kids - don't send them to Annie Liebovitz for photos.

@68- There's nothing illegal about showing your back. But there was a lot more to the picture than that. If you looked at the expression on her face, and the hair (which had an air of "ridden hard and put away wet" to it), there was definitely an erotic element to it. No, she didn't show anymore than what you'd see if she was in a bathing suit, but all the elements of the photo-the sheet, the slightly pouty lips, the trashed hair-definitely made it sexual.

The bare back photo was nothing compared to the one Miley Cyrus took herself when she was just in a t-shirt and panties and had her thumb pulling one side down. Why isn't that one tallked about? It was far more risque.

The bare back photo was nothing compared to the one Miley Cyrus took herself when she was just in a t-shirt and panties and had her thumb pulling one side down. Why isn't that one talked about? It was far more risque.

Miley is a teenager and is going to act like one. I saw nothing really wrong with any of the Vanity Fair photos but do I think my daughter should pose like that - no but then I would not want her posing for a lot of the magazine ads etc that I see. I think the picture of her with the sheet looks almost from the 1920's era. That's what it reminds me of.

I think Disney ought to let it go along with the media. Overall, the pictures were fine but were probably best left undone as they are a little tasteless because of her age. I think she is getting slammed by alot of people that forget shes just a kid with her family, disney, her agents, the media etc guiding her - if there is a fault - it is the adults for their advise. Disney needs to back off - she is a good rolemodel but remember a role model for your 4 year old is still a 15 year old and is going to act like one.

she is lovely. I‘m curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named “blackmatching.com”. It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely

#70 and what child in the 3-12 age bracket is going to know what "ridden hard and put away wet" means? None. There was nothing wrong with any of her pictures. That is what is wrong with people today. They look at every thing in a sexual way. It isn't our children we have to worry about, it's the sickos out there who think like that. There was nothing wrong with any of the pictures. They were very artistic. The media is just mad because they have nothing on her. And anyone that compares Miley Cyrus to Britney Spears is stupid. Britney is getting treated for her disorder, and people just need to leave her alone. Like Miley's song goes, "NOBODY'S PERFECT" She never claimed to be perfect.

DUDE, you think this is controversial?! Watch her movie, best of both worlds! She's not wearing a seatbelt! OMG! :o

Let's just put Amy, Britney and Smiley together in a porno flick...you could even put Kim Lardassian in to do a fat-ass cameo, on plastic with Mazola...and Smiley could do like the Blue Lagoon and fuck some pre-teen dude senseless, underwater and then swear like shit she dunno where the fuck that baby came from...Britney could be the mother of all whores (reality show)... and teach Smiley how to fuck so nobody can handle her truth either and Amy, oh...my...f*ckin'...God...Amy, well she could be (is) a crack whore on meth with heroin tracks up the wazoo (a reality show) with all the royal horse-faced cunti-ness in the whole of all Head-Butting Land (despite the whirly dum-dum)...(her husband, you useless fucking @#$%^!!!!)...(and that, that, THING...on her head)...(Amy's soap is lonely...let's all pray it gets wet....shit, really bad visual....86 idea of being Amy's soap, forever!!)

the terrorists win.