May 5 2008Miley Cyrus allowed in public

So...she's not locked up in the basement of Disneyland Austria? I thought I read that somehwere...

first!!!!!!!!!!!

anti-semitism, ha!

suck

cute

first??????????

good!!!!!!!!

haha at the sign some kid made
like seriously like god gives a fuck about anyone ....if i was god i wouldn't lol

My daughter is sexy... oh wait!
That might be considered incest.

Uh oh. She's wearing a skirt and showing some of her leg. Someone get me Hitler on the godphone STAT!!!!!!!!

I don't think a person can describe themselves as "appreciative." I think they can say "I appreciate you" but "appreciative" seems like a judgment only others can make. Disney should lock her away again until she gains control of her rhetoric.

Next stop... underwear modeling in Shanghai!

#9 - Die you fucking can o' spam. Then die again.

Shut the hell up Eliot. Funny how the author of the post mentions Austria (Obvious Nazi reference) and you don't open your sewer. But I mention Hitler (I'm Jewish btw) and you freak out.
Go look up humor in the dictionary you fuckin pedophile. See, I can make uneducated assumptions myself. And I don't need to be a pedophile like you.
Beat that!

what a crawler this fucking bitch !
She said " i love every one of you" MY ASS, i'm sure she makes fun of her fans with her retarded dad!
she is sucking up to her fans cause she knows that her Disney contrat may not be renewed !

oh come on now... we're just waiting for the next round to come out.

btw - all her "growing up" pics are on www.shesjustbeingmiley.com

Bleah. Shovel-faced hag. Just a few years away from flashing her vajayjay at the world and being drunk in public.

Fools! That wasn't Miley Cyrus performing. It was a replicant member of Disney's secrect cyborg army sent to deceive us.

Disney Corp's. own private court deliverd swift and severe punishment upon the enslaved child star. She was cryogenically frozen and placed into the Disney vault next to ol' Walt himself.

Also soon to be placed in the vault, the "Little Mermaid IV, Valdez!" DVD. Buy buy buy now because soon it will be gone forever!!

She looks like Britney Murphy before Ashton Kutcher gave her herpies

*Give it a minute....

.... dude. If you have to EXPLAIN your jokes? They lose the funny. :P

Oh, and #12? The AUTHOR wasn't making a NAZI reference. :P He was referring to the guy from Austria who was recently caught for keeping his daughter locked in the basement for 24 YEARS and making her have six of his kids. :)

Getting your news from somewhere OTHER than the Superficial might help ;)

#14 I hate to break this to you, but these pics with the exception of the last one are obvious photoshop work. And there's even some photoshop in that.

Sorry to burst you........load....lol

The writer here is so clever...Amusing to say the least.

WHERE is this Lindsay story?

Gonna post it 2morrow when it's OLD news?

Lindsay Lohan to appear on season finale of 'Ugly Betty'

She needs to keep her stupid tongue inher stupid mouth. She is rather talentless. Cetainly nothnig special t look t either.

She needs to keep her stupid tongue inher stupid mouth. She is rather talentless. Cetainly nothnig special t look t either.

Yep, she's only a couple of years from a public taint measuring....

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how can someone so young look so awful? is it the Lohan gene? recessive in most people, but dominant in douchefucker privileged youth?

What kind of support? Did Annie Leibovitz drug her to make her do the photoshoot?

Why does she keep making that stupid sign with her hand? Does it mean she likes to take it both holes?

i dont get the joke at the end, somebody explain? ps yes i'm stupid

Now she's laughin'................................THEN SHE'S CRYING, bet?
(btw: the britney spears story hasn't ended yet.)

Sweet mug. Jesus.

it is BEYOND stupid that people insist on posting "first!" when actually there are several people posting simultaneously.

See, because you added the star after the 1.21 gigawatts joke, I can't tell whether the joke is just the obvious Back to the Future reference, or if there's something that I'm missing because you intentionally wanted me to think about that joke for a really long time.

Needless to say, I have given it a minute, and now I'm just lost. :(

I've been wearing that same dress Miley's wearing as a top. I did not know it was a dress! I thought it was too short to be a dress!

#31, 35 - it's not worth explaining, it's just anti-semitism

So Miley Cyrus posed for a photo for Vanity Fair and is chastised.
Jamey Lynn Spears prego at the same age is a hero in the media!
Holy shit kids are fucked up these days.

So Miley Cyrus (a mullet skank) posed for a photo for Vanity Fair and is chastised.
Jamey Lynn Spears prego at the same age is a hero in the media!
What's wrong with this picture?.

she should move to nickelodeon. I may have misspelled that. Anyhoo, they are all about some pregnant hoochy mommas on their shows.

damn, that's one FUGLY jew! scare a nigga to death with that face. not sayin' I wouldn't take a poke though....

I believe the joke at the end about her getting shocked was because she asked for some juice, which could have been taken as voltage...

Why the fuck are people praying for her? She wasn't diagnosed with cancer. I wish I had the problems of the rich and famous. Miley can dry her tears of despair with the millions of dollars she gets paid by Disney. Sure, she's a slave, but she's an extremely well-compensated slave. And millions of little girls (and probably even more millions of pervy middle-aged men) worship her.

Stay strong, Miley... you'll get through this...

Oh and "Miley is currently scrubbing Epcot Center with a toothbrush." - funny shit. I would pay to see that. I'd pay as much as $50 to see Miley Cyrus scrubbing any part of the Magic Kingdom with a toothbrush.

Sweet now there is still hope for a crotch shot. BOO YA!

For fuck's sake, kid, you are NOT Jenny McCarthy - keep your coated tongue in your mouth, it ain't working for you.

Not only has the writing quality significantly declined on this site but the readers seem to have gotten lamer. There is very little actual humor left on this site. Go read posts from a year ago if you want to laugh... the new writer blows hard.

#46 takes one to know one....sticks tongue out and runs around naked screaming!

My god, am I the only one who thinks this girl is ugly as sin?

You've got my vote Bob! She kind of resembles that back-woods-hill-billy-to-close-of-genes-look...!!!

What the hell's a gigawatt?!

i dont get the joke.... did she ask for juice with vanity or fair or anni leiobvits in it? or did she take off her shirt?

i dont get the joke.... did she ask for juice with vanity or fair or anni leiobvits in it? or did she take off her shirt?

i dont get the joke.... did she ask for juice with vanity or fair or anni leiobvits in it? or did she take off her shirt?

My futile attempt at explaining the juice joke.

Guard to man in electric chair: "Any last words before we pull the switch on you?
Man in electric chair: "Ey guvna! Shut yer yap already an gimme some juice!"

fuck she's ugly! amazing how people are born sooo hideous yet they have the pretty girl attitude...

Will someone explain to me why this mediocre chick is considered famous?

She's not hot, but young enough that her pussy doesn't stink yet.... So it would be a quick nosh and off to the card game.

@46, fuck you you fuckin fuck. i think this guy is funny. And I think you're a douche bag cleaner that takes his work home with him.

... I totally don't get the joke.

JUICE=JEWS=Annie Leibovitz.

come on for reals. people aren't racist enough these days. missin out on some good humor.

I'd pork her 16 year old ass !!

Dear #3 and #37 (I'm assuming you are the same person). Please stop asking for pity. Maybe then you would have understood the joke.

Also, please look up the word Semite, and find out what it really means.

Even if you have a thing for girls, I can't see where the attraction would be.

I think she wants me to come on her tongue and then take it in both holes.

for joke context, reference this appropriate picture

http://img362.imageshack.us/my.php?image=juicezr2.jpg

if i have to look at that trailer park trash give the metal look one more time i will puke all over stupid vanity fair...

Wow. This girl is over. She doesn't even look pretty. She's such a seel-out. I'd be embarrassed if I were her.

her web site was the joke

awnty miley ?

throw those stones babes

Please, she's 15. Most of my friends started to be involved in sexual behavior by age 13-14.

This isn't nothing new, In Europe. you constantly hear about 11-13 year old getting sexually active. What's the big deal?

I lost my virginity at the age of nine. And Now I'm going to college, and i turned out fine.