May 30 2008Mila Kunis is seriously hot 24/7
natural beauty (adj.) - 1: The morning light through a bottle of beer. 2: Mila Kunis no matter what the fuck she's doing. I mean, here she is pumping gas today and now I get aroused whenever someone mentions Exxon. 3: Polar opposite of Heidi Montag.

Reader Comments
1. hitler - May 30, 2008 4:11 PM
Blow Job Eyes
2. jane - May 30, 2008 4:12 PM
first!
3. chemist - May 30, 2008 4:12 PM
Id Shit on her chest
4. Zany - May 30, 2008 4:13 PM
She looks pretty hot...
FIRST!
5. Zany - May 30, 2008 4:13 PM
She looks pretty hot...
FIRST!
6. Zee Brat - May 30, 2008 4:13 PM
Attractive and talented. What more could you ask for. Oh and she has a real job! (Im looking at you Heidi.)
7. Lauren - May 30, 2008 4:14 PM
no amount of surgery could ever make heidi even 1/2 that gorgeous. bitch should be jealous... of her beauty and carreer. you know, because mila actually has one.
8. veggi - May 30, 2008 4:14 PM
Smart move. That story about lying cheating stealing fire-setting attempted-murder-of-your-own-child nigs needed to be bounced from the top of the page asap. We've all got cable, we can all watch Animal Planet if we want to, we don't need to see it here.
9. stungun - May 30, 2008 4:15 PM
she's awesome! family guy voice/70s/jim morrison t shirt!
10. EuroNeckPain - May 30, 2008 4:15 PM
Cute girl. Don't know her. Will search the Internet.
11. ZoomBoy - May 30, 2008 4:16 PM
Ever heard of a car wash?
12. cookiepuss - May 30, 2008 4:16 PM
she's hot until she opens her mouth
13. The Grim Reaper - May 30, 2008 4:19 PM
A Jim Morrison t shirt?
Pitiful...
14. House - May 30, 2008 4:20 PM
I'd fill her gas tank.
15. Sheva - May 30, 2008 4:22 PM
She sure is cute. I don't listen to her in real life. I'd make her talk that Rusky stuff in bed. Cuz it doesn't matter what she says.
That's cute for ya.
16. Dr. Otto VanDerWahl - May 30, 2008 4:23 PM
I have it on good word that, unlike the aformentioned Ms. Montag, Ms. Kunis does not enjoy Cleveland steamers
17. big teeth - May 30, 2008 4:25 PM
So very nice.. tell those idiots over on the Kim Kardashian thread to stop wasting their lives looking at photos of that fat skank.. the view over here is much better..
18. booulion - May 30, 2008 4:26 PM
Who the hell is she???
19. Tim - May 30, 2008 4:29 PM
there aren't enough hours in a day for how hot she is. it's more like "hot 168/52"
20. Glenn Quagmire - May 30, 2008 4:30 PM
u 18 yet Meg? alllright!
21. Superevil - May 30, 2008 4:40 PM
Yea she's cute and all but she's also had macaulay culkin's schlong in her mouth so no thanks.
22. shanipie - May 30, 2008 4:42 PM
I've always thought she was very very good looking
but I do wish she would gain about 4 pounds on her hiney, 2 pounds on each cheek. I'm not talking all huge and fake looking like Kim's...just a lil something to grab ya know.
23. michael - May 30, 2008 4:48 PM
hottest girl ever
24. Kim---errr, I mean "Joe" - May 30, 2008 4:53 PM
She's too skinny. I prefer girls with big beautiful bodies, especially when they keep the hiney covered and wear LOTS of makeup:
Homer: Close your eyes, Marge.
[Homer fires the make-up gun, which appears to be a shotgun with some containers of liquid attached, into Marge's face. After the cloud of dust vanishes, she ends up with way too much on]
Homer: Now you're ready for a night on the town. [holds up a mirror]
Marge: [gasps] Homer! You've got it set on "whore"!
25. Rachel - May 30, 2008 4:54 PM
She looks great, but definitely not natural. She's wearing a ton of makeup. She spent an hour making her hair look like that. She is pretty excited that you think her look is effortless, though.
26. Marclar - May 30, 2008 4:57 PM
She is a hottie......anyone else notice the guy in the background digging up his nose
27. Pork and Beans - May 30, 2008 5:12 PM
You know whats even hotter. She can pump her own gas.
28. monkeyfightclub - May 30, 2008 5:13 PM
i would love to dissapoint her sexually
29. NY Ted - May 30, 2008 5:17 PM
Any hot chick young enough to be my daughter who wears a "Jim Morrison" T-Shirt...can share my beer and bed!
"Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows"
30. http://www.funderpants.com - May 30, 2008 5:18 PM
im with #28 on this one
31. Glenn Quagmire - May 30, 2008 5:19 PM
yeah I'd dissapoint her sexually all night long! Giggity! She can pump my gas too #27! I don't know what I'm saying now that made no sense
32. Harry - May 30, 2008 5:29 PM
Wow, she is starting to resemble a younger Angelina Jolie. But doing the thang with Macaulay Culkin definitely takes her down a notch.
33. Ted Mosby - May 30, 2008 5:29 PM
I'd fill up her tank.
Though she needs to wash the car first.
34. m - May 30, 2008 5:42 PM
damn she's hot. love her hair. yeah, I'm a girl
35. Bob - May 30, 2008 5:44 PM
Someone needs to write "WASH ME!!" on the hood of that car. Jeebus.
36. snarky - May 30, 2008 5:55 PM
I agree with #12; she's pretty... until she opens her mouth; yeech. But she is a cutie & pretty; waaaay more attractive than plastic girl Heidi Montard. Women can spot a fake a mile away, but unfortunately I think guys would see Heidi and think, oh, she's a natural beauty (unless they already knew who she was)...or maybe its just serious denial and the desire to believe in the fantasy.
37. frito - May 30, 2008 6:20 PM
What a cutie
38. frito - May 30, 2008 6:20 PM
What a cutie
39. Igottabemeeee - May 30, 2008 6:31 PM
#32 beat me to it. I love Family Guy and Seth McFarland, so she gets a pass. However, every time I picture her doing the deed with McAuley Caulkin it just creeps me out. That guy always comes across like a closetted child molester. Michael Jackson strikes again!
40. Dude - May 30, 2008 6:32 PM
she should use her natural beauty to kill heidi montag...
seriously...
41. :] - May 30, 2008 7:05 PM
She reminds me of a smaller Adriana Lima.
42. chriso - May 30, 2008 7:05 PM
She does that effortlessly hot thing so well. If I was a girl I would envy-hate her with the fury of a thousand suns.
43. icepick method - May 30, 2008 7:12 PM
I always hated her on that 70's show, has she gotten hotter or is it because she's not talking?
44. Michael "Bishop" Emery - May 30, 2008 7:17 PM
Yeah, my future ex-wife looks good, huh?
But I'm going to punish her for not grabbing me a can of ROCKSTAR while she was at the gas station. Her punishment will be....hmm....I won't give her any sex for at least 2 hours!!!! Yeah, I'm a jerk, I know, but you gotta keep a bitch in line or they run wild!
Bishop
www.new-alpha.com/seduction.htm
www.alphaunleashed.com
45. Sarah - May 30, 2008 7:27 PM
Definitely very very hot. I've thought she was hot since "That 70s Show" and very funny too. Love her.
46. Yo - May 30, 2008 7:49 PM
Her face is FUGLY
47. tig - May 30, 2008 8:01 PM
'...Polar opposite of Heidi Montag...'
Then stop featuring and talking about the black hole called Heidi.
Jesus, Superficial...you're just exasperating the situation, to the point I think you maybe on MTV's payroll.
48. tig - May 30, 2008 8:01 PM
'...Polar opposite of Heidi Montag...'
Then stop featuring and talking about the black hole called Heidi.
Jesus, Superficial...you're just exasperating the situation, to the point I think you maybe on MTV's payroll.
49. ToTellTheTruth - May 30, 2008 8:58 PM
Sure she used to be hot when she FIRST came out, but now she's just as average as any other Hollywood bitch.
Moving on..
50. areles - May 30, 2008 9:00 PM
hi, #48. i think you mean "exacerbating".
i do wholeheartedly agree with your point, though.
51. The Regulator - May 30, 2008 9:16 PM
Ukrainian girls always have been, and always will be the best!
52. mr. mojo rising - May 30, 2008 10:30 PM
pumping her own gas into a dirty car, wearing an American Poet T-shirt....
SCHWING!!!
53. holy fucking shit!!! - May 30, 2008 10:35 PM
THE GIRL IS TALENTED!!!
TALENTED::::
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/m/Mila~Kunis02222002-beercaps.jpg
54. Danklin24 - May 30, 2008 10:38 PM
What a smokin' hottie she is. Those eyes are fucking beautiful.
55. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 30, 2008 11:07 PM
Weird you compared her to Montag I was just thinking the same thing. There will be some idiots who think Montag is hot and that this girl is not.
56. Malkin_is_a_vapid_cunt - May 30, 2008 11:36 PM
ha ha ha....#25 and 27 nailed it
57. tig - May 31, 2008 12:03 AM
#50 -
I even looked that word up....and I still mis-spelled it. Crap!
58. Nikky Raney - May 31, 2008 12:37 AM
i love her
shes so beautiful.
59. Meg's a Jew! - May 31, 2008 2:36 AM
Too bad she's a Jew!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mila_Kunis
60. billabong021 - May 31, 2008 7:27 AM
#1 - Rofl
61. Ted from LA - May 31, 2008 9:55 AM
With pants like that, shouldn't she be changing the oil in that car too?
62. Mississippi - May 31, 2008 10:39 AM
She's definitely grown up since That 70's show! I barely recognized her!
She's GORGEOUS!!! And she may be wearing make up and spent an hour on her hair, but she doesn't look like plastic! And there's nothing wrong with a little upkeep :-) I'm sure she'd look hot stripped of make up and just waking up in the morning! She's flawless!!! And I've seen her feet too LOL She's a perfect 10!
63. Celebrities Without Makeup - May 31, 2008 10:55 AM
She looks good, but if you click the link I just provided, your suspicions will be aroused. I say there has probably been a lot of makeup and photo-shopping here.
64. BaldingBritney - May 31, 2008 11:07 AM
More mila, less horseface. or do Mila's rep's pay less than Hiedi's fish?
65. Payolla - May 31, 2008 11:15 AM
Here's how it works
Montags poeple pay the fish to feature and talk about them as much as possible. Probably some sort of slding scale based ont he number of times she is mentioned or shown. That's why you get 2, 3 posts a day on this skank and even links to them in posts about other people, such as above.
Then the clever writers call them douchebags and fame whores so they can keep they impression of this still being a celebrity bashing site.
See these two don't care if it's fake bad publicity or that they get slammed relentlessly on here, they just want the publicity, period. And the Fsih gives it to them in spades, for a nice fee of course. And of course making us all a part of the fame machine for two people we all seem to despise.
Tell me I'm wrong Fish.
66. alex - May 31, 2008 11:47 AM
man where u can find most of the beautest mixes in the whole planet
in fakin united states if america
omg thats totaly hardcore jew ukranian !
anyway i think its some era of cute brunete girls , back in 90's anyone should say that that girl got something
67. Thomas - May 31, 2008 11:54 AM
Give that beautiful SC a bath for the love of God.
68. UNCLE NED - May 31, 2008 12:17 PM
She's from Moscow originally, I think, which accounts for the slightly exotic eyes.
69. christine - May 31, 2008 12:21 PM
shes a pretty girl ... but 2nd the chick who said a lot of work went into that ... nobodies hair naturally does that
70. mindyOLA - May 31, 2008 1:38 PM
she's beatiful.....and hey she didnt even have to get pissed on to get famous!
71. dave - May 31, 2008 8:28 PM
I am a filmmaking student in NY. Last week my teacher asked us to write about racism in film. I had to write about The OC.
After watching a number of episodes however, I realized the peculiar thing that nonjewish people were being presented negatively!
Somebody in Yahoo Answers once said what is people's obsession with Jews? Well, the show The OC (as are many many Hollywood productions) produced by a Jew, and written by a Jew, Josh Schwartz . I did not know except that the show itself is obsessed by its own jewishness. There are literally hundreds of references to being jewish and even several episodes that essentially could be called Jewish101. They read from jewish literature (extended scenes involving Summer and Seth), talk incessantly about Chrismukkah (e.g. "“this would be no ordinary Bar Mitzvah, this would be... a Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-Vahkah!" or Sandy: "Valentine's Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanna, that's a holiday".)
The show revolves around the Jewish father and his Jewish son. I understand they're trying to fight Jewish stereotypes (the nose, the stinginess, corrupt business practices, etc, etc). So they make the father the exact opposite, the moral center of the story. He is handsome, extremely generous, humanitarian, even adopts a nonjewish person, and does not have any major flaws. The nonjewish mother is a pale-looking woman who is often fatigued, depressed, and an alcoholic. Her father is a tyrannical corrupt businessman. Ryan, the adopted, is an ex-con, violent, unstable, etc. His brother is another ex-con, so is his mother. Ryan's girlfriend Marissa is an alcoholic and quite unstable. Her mother sleeps around. You get the point, right? The only other major nonjewish character who does not have a major flaw is the Jewish boy's girlfriend--duh!--and it is she who essentially wants to become jewish hence the jewish101 episodes! Pure accident? Or deliberate attempt by producer and Jewish lobby's incessant influence to make nonjews look morally corrupt and depraved! The War on Christmas by the Jewish lobby (Chrismukkah) advanced by The OC with millions of viewers!
BTW, I found a "brown" character but he was the gardener, for the nonjews. Double racism. Brown people are gardeners and who employs them? nonjews of course!
summary: Is there a problem into slowly turning a popular show into jewish101? Yes, it's dishonest, and deceptive. Is something wrong with being jewish or show that are honest about it from begining: No. Is there a problem with intentionally making the nonjewish characthers in a film look inferior and morally defective while making jews look superior? Yes, that's racism and as bad as the opposite!
I got an A in my paper, because I referenced every single statement I made (it was 20 pages long), and it's based on evidence. Shame on you Schwartz and Jewish Lobby. You must have learned from Hitler's Triumph of the Will how damaging propaganda is.
72. Rachel - May 31, 2008 9:54 PM
I love her and do think she's gorgeous. But to be fair, she is wearing a full face of make up, and her hair is done. I'm sure she's a natural beauty, but she's not exactly au natural right here.
73. Crafts - May 31, 2008 11:28 PM
Very good Fish. More of this please.
74. tig - June 1, 2008 1:20 AM
#65
Exactly on the nose. Fish won't respond. And neither will Defamer, Perez, or Gawker, etc.
75. Da Man - June 1, 2008 1:27 AM
Oh shiat! I don't know who Mila Kunis is but I love* her. She needs to marry* me pronto. Note she wears no panties under Dickies pants. My kinda girl.
PS: Love + marriage = lust and fukc it's time to step up to this Mila!
76. Kate - June 1, 2008 2:17 AM
Dear God, this is wonderful.
77. Niska - June 1, 2008 3:17 AM
I cant believe she's been dating Macauly Culkin (home alone, yes) for 6 years!!
78. kelly - June 1, 2008 5:08 AM
beauty is a noun, not adj
79. The Master - June 1, 2008 10:10 AM
#71 - Film Making in the 2000's for Douches
The NY film school that you are going to must really be for Numbskulls.
You should quit ASAP, buy your own portable movie cam, write and copyright your own stories, use acting students to star in them, post them on the Internet, find all the other film dweeb sites on the web, make DVD copies of your movie, and ferret out your own sponsors, producers, and package your own film bundles.
DON"T mail them to all of the Jewish Suits in Hollywood for representation. You don't need them in the digital age!
The Jews only rule the Hollywood film media, not the World's or the Next Generation of professional film makers that get their contacts from the film dweebs sites. Furthermore, you could even bust all the stereotypes and make the Jews in your film the landscaper/gardner/handymen.
Good Luck, and don't give up. The Suits in Hollywood don't understand the Web or how to use it, so, as you can see, you don't need them to make contacts or get ad sponsors.
Don't forget to invest in a good web site statical tracking software, so you can give the ad companies and your investors useful data to back up the Big Bucks that you are going to be requesting from them.
See this information is a lot better than anything you would be exposed to at any NY film school from old has beens that are just trying to steal your ideas or make you do stupid little assignments to keep their jobs and your money by keeping you busy.
In other words, Buster, dump the NY film school and just get some real life exp. and make your own way.
Right now you are wasting your time, money, and energy on studying the content of douchebag shows like the OC. What kind of school would have you write about the OC anyway, and then give you an A. The Regents at your school should all be shot. I took a sales class in college once and they had us watch 'Death of a Salesman," which was also very depressing and a stupid assignment, but nothing compares with having to watch the OC for a grade.
Keep us posted on your career.
80. yo - June 1, 2008 6:58 PM
She likes to smoke herb and give head. This hoe is a winner.
81. yo - June 1, 2008 6:59 PM
She likes to smoke herb and give head. This hoe is a winner.
82. dave - June 1, 2008 7:02 PM
#79 -
I get it, cut out the Jewish middleman. And, along came the sizzorman and snipped off his nose.
83. Erica - June 1, 2008 7:20 PM
I love her. She's amazigly gorgeous. I'm liking her t-shirt too. I love the classic stuff. I'm wearing my Led Zeppelin shirt at the moment. I appreciated that music more ad more every day. Anyways, enough of the music talk. I like her, she's gorgeous, talented, ect.
84. Binky - June 1, 2008 9:40 PM
So. # 71 and #79.
Personally I'm still having a few problems with 'freefall collapse speed.'
Then. Like, I Google 'The Dancing Israelis' and 'Urban Moving Systems' and I wonder - where did this Dominic Suter guy go all of a sudden ?
Didn't he realize, back in September 2001 - he still had a lot of people's furniture locked up ? That type of thing ? Comments ?
(Off topic ? Oh. Meg - Stewie likes you)
85. winner - June 2, 2008 12:40 AM
First!!!!!
86. grammar police - June 2, 2008 5:36 AM
'natural beauty' is a noun. 'naturally beautiful' would be an adjective.
87. gerard Vandenberg - June 2, 2008 10:17 AM
SHE'S HAVING HER FIRST "PERIOD" RIGHT NOW?
88. Ted from LA - June 2, 2008 1:42 PM
#86,
What kind of grammar is it when you tell someone to "shut the fuck up?"
89. Oivay - June 2, 2008 2:20 PM
Yeah the average idiotic american is unaware that the largest lobby in congress in the Jewish lobby. The only foreign county that really matters is Israel. What did that wretched country ever do for us?????????????
I will await for an answer...(forever)...
Antisemitism. What is the word for hating blacks or Germans or Orientals or...?
90. no, not hot - June 2, 2008 3:11 PM
She's cute, but she's not hot. And she's fat.
91. gen - June 2, 2008 11:01 PM
Does anybody know what pants she's wearing? I like them.
92. grammar police - June 8, 2008 6:52 AM
88 - That's an imperative. Anything else I can help you with? Really: don't be afraid of grammar, even though you're from LA. Soon enough you lot might have a President who can think in complete sentences, and then your mass patriotic fervour for stupidity might have to end...
93. Narcissist - June 27, 2008 2:41 PM
#63 - AAHHH! That site! Did they get Locklear mixed up with Jocelyn Wildenstein? I knew she was rough, but...anyway, some of those gals just look cute with no make-up. Nothing startling, just cuddly. Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, Alicia Silverstone (not a flattering pic, though), they look pretty natural (not counting surgery). Then there's Jennifer Lopez, who looks bad no matter what you do.
#69 - My hair does that when it feels like it.
Anyway, I want to ooze all over Mila Kunis.