May 27 2008Scary Spice continues life-long dedication to bikinis, getting her drink on
Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary as Hell Spice, donned her bikini and downed champagne while vacationing in Miami over the weekend. Jesus, I would love for our abs to battle. Mostly to hear the distinctive "clank" of metal on metal followed by "Shit, love, we should have a drink." Next thing you know, it's the Mel B Signature Move: Kerpow! Paternity suit. Why didn't you warn me, Eddie Murphy?

Reader Comments
1. IFuckingHateYou - May 27, 2008 3:56 PM
That is one UGLY bitch. Eddie would be better off sticking with the tranny hookers.
2. Mel - May 27, 2008 3:59 PM
It's amazing this woman has had kids!!! Her body is rockin'
3. Wicked Wendy - May 27, 2008 4:00 PM
why GOD???? WHY??? This fugly thing will haunt my nightmares for years to come.......scary is right!!!
4. McBeef - May 27, 2008 4:00 PM
tranny tranny bo banny banana fana fo fanny eee iiii oooo anny tranny
5. HornySpice - May 27, 2008 4:02 PM
Looks damn good to me... I'd rather do her than any other spice..
6. joe - May 27, 2008 4:03 PM
Check out the actress who played Ruthie on 7th Heaven in her underwear and kissing another girl!
www.outtarehab.com
7. Ewww.... - May 27, 2008 4:10 PM
I like how the skin between her giant fake breasts is coming detached from the bone - sexy!
8. havoc - May 27, 2008 4:10 PM
And cue Dickhead Jackson for his anti-Kim Kardashian post in 3, 2, 1........
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9. Cheese & Rice - May 27, 2008 4:11 PM
#6
Hey Joe, Go un-fuck yourself and then post that site.
10. Barely Stearn - May 27, 2008 4:14 PM
LOVE THAT BODY and especially love how lady like she is when she bends over to fart in Pic 4 Upper Right! You go girl!
11. Jackson - May 27, 2008 4:14 PM
#8 Thanks dude but my first name is not Dickhead.
She has ugly implants, but the rest of her body is nice and tight unlike Kim Kardaskank who has to cover her huge wide saggy cellulite butt when wearing a swim suit.
12. LL - May 27, 2008 4:16 PM
I think she looks damn good and the unfortunate thing about her hooking up with Eddie Murphy is, she could have done better. Now the kid's got his fucking crazy genes. Oh well.
13. coffeebean - May 27, 2008 4:23 PM
I wonder since she is black, if she will vote for Obama, who by the way got caught in yet another fucking lie this last weekend. He was telling of how he had a WWII uncle who was a war hero that liberated the Auschwitz death camp. Only thing is Auschwitz was liberated by the Soviets and fuckhead Obama’s American (not terrorist like his dad) mother was an only child. And you dumbfuck Democrats will still vote for the piece of shit.
14. jj - May 27, 2008 4:24 PM
Anyone else notice the lipo scars on her butt in the pic where she's bending over?!?
15. coffeebean - May 27, 2008 4:28 PM
Pic 5 is exactly how Aids began.
16. Kim kardashian - May 27, 2008 4:31 PM
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They did a great job with the lipo on her butt! I need to find out the name of the doctor that did the lipo butt procedure because I need to reduce and firm up my big loose wide saggy cellulite butt!
17. Omoge - May 27, 2008 4:39 PM
She's very tone and healthy looking. I can't understand what is "tranny" looking about her. Her boobs are gross though.
18. The Gorgeous One - May 27, 2008 4:41 PM
@13, He said his GRANDFATHER fought in WW2. Get your facts straight
19. Knowledge is Power - May 27, 2008 4:41 PM
#13
Skip ahead to 5:14 for the part about his uncle; as luck would have it, it’s almost inaudible thanks to the wind blowing at that moment, to the point where I can’t tell if he mentions Auschwitz at all and perhaps a reporter made it up.
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/05/27/obama-my-grandfather-liberated-auschwitz/
20. Randal - May 27, 2008 4:47 PM
Melanie is still looking great, even after all of these years but that certainly hasn't changed from the first time we saw her as a member of the Spice Girls. In this photo shoot, she's wearing a well worn and fitting bikini that brings out the Zebra in her.
Perhaps there can be other opportunities to post some news about the other members of the Spice Girls, they were in fact and always will be, the power house in girl pop bands.
Kudos to you Melanie, good for you to stay in such great form.
Randal
21. coffeebean - May 27, 2008 4:48 PM
#18 hey dumbfuck:
"Barack Obama is getting called out again for his knowledge of history, including his own family’s, after declaring to veterans on Memorial Day that his uncle helped liberate the Auschwitz death camp at the end of World War II."
#19:
I told you that you Dems would ignore the truth just like you do with all of Hilary's lies and all of Bill's lies. Why should Obama be any different? They know how fucking stupid the Democrat public is, that's why they continue to lie.
22. Soundbyte Voter - May 27, 2008 4:51 PM
#13
If the comment is true, then he should have done his research better. But what family doesn't have some tall tale about uncle so and so, and it's completely a myth? Big fucking deal. Character assassination is for the weak and stupid.
23. Republicans are Traitors and Retards - deport them - May 27, 2008 5:17 PM
Hey how about the war hero (rotted in POW camp) who was a member of the criminal Keating Five? All of you Retardagains are crooks.
Ron Paul was the best thing this country had but ha ha ha that aint gonna happen with the dumb fucks living in this empire.
So just shut up and get ready to pay $10 for gas - it will get higher and higher until it (and most of us) is gone. Watch the prices of everything rise very soon. Food, medicine, you name it!
Let's go attack another country for some more of the remaining oil...Iran, Venezuela...bring it on!
Alaska has 10 billions barrels. WE use over 20 million a day...so...
That leaves us less than 500 days worth. Not that we wouldn't be selling it to the Chines and the Japanese as well. So yeah, there is no oil left, only the heavy kind and that will cost a fortune to extract.
Dream on fellow starvers! Read your history and you will find out that it aint really been so swell to be poor on this planet.
24. joho777 - May 27, 2008 5:20 PM
Ugh! Another really obvious fake rack.
25. bootlips - May 27, 2008 5:21 PM
Neeger women are gross. They look like Hulk Hogan with a bad wig.
26. coffeebean - May 27, 2008 5:22 PM
I'll stop lying now. I'm actually a gorilla myself that had ancestors on a slave ship that came from Africa. My name is actually Mojabo and I too like the rest of my people have big inflated blue gums, umployed and waits monthly on the 3rd for my welfare check of 275.00, and not married but living with my "baby's mama", in which i have 7 nappy headed lil nniglets. Please forgive me for denying my "roots".
27. coffeebean - May 27, 2008 5:24 PM
OBAMA IN 08!!!!!!
28. Ok Guys - May 27, 2008 5:25 PM
Obama's World War II history
Earlier, the Republican National Committee pounced on Obama's improbable statement that an uncle had served in the unit that liberated Auschwitz.
In fact, campaign spokesman Bill Burton says, his great uncle was a member of the 89th Infantry Division that liberated the Ohrduf camp, part of Buchenwald and, according to the Holocaust Museum, the first concentration camp liberated by U.S. troops.
The soldier in question, Burton said, is Obama's grandmother's brother, who's still alive.
UPDATE: "Senator Obama’s family is proud of the service of his grandfather and uncles in World War II – especially the fact that his great uncle was a part of liberating one of the concentration camps at Buchenwald. Yesterday he mistakenly referred to Auschwitz instead of Buchenwald in telling of his personal experience of a soldier in his family who served heroically," Burton says.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0508/Obamas_World_War_II_history.html#comments
29. Whitney - May 27, 2008 5:29 PM
She looks good. I don't get why people are so down on her.
30. Ok Guys - May 27, 2008 5:31 PM
The republicans are trying so hard. It's gonna be funny when they wake up on that Wednesday in November and have Obama as their President.
The racists here might retreat to the woods of Kentucky and commit a mass suicide.
31. sharpeidude - May 27, 2008 5:44 PM
She looks good in these photos, so I don't know what the hell some of you ballsacks are hating on. She probably wouldn't fuck some of you dudes with a rented pussy.
32. The Gorgeous One - May 27, 2008 6:30 PM
@ 26. At least you can admit it, It's better than being an ignorant yokel, from the bible belt. At leat "neeger's" don't do everything to be like the people that stole them from thier land and then go back to deplete it's resources. It's a good thing you're dickless because it would be a shame for you to procreate
33. The Gorgeous One - May 27, 2008 6:31 PM
Bush or any other white guy, 2008!!!!!
34. The Gorgeous One - May 27, 2008 6:32 PM
White Power!!!!
35. Exo - May 27, 2008 7:08 PM
Got a little interested when I saw that small scar on her hip in the first pic.
When checking the Bend Over-pic for two small insicions rught under her buttcheeks it was clear to me that she has had some pretty massive liposuction.
I must say the doctor did a pretty good job.
36. NO oil = no $$$$$$$$ (no food no jobs you now the story) - May 27, 2008 7:15 PM
Hi I just want to remind my fellow losers of this fact.
Have a splendid evening. Oil will cost more in the morn. GOOOOOOooooo investors!!!! (treason?)
37. canti - May 27, 2008 7:22 PM
i think she has a perfect body, despite the fake cantalopes;)
38. Rabbi Schiller - May 27, 2008 7:51 PM
That's one ugly shvartze.
39. TheJoker07 - May 27, 2008 8:09 PM
I'll do her.
40. Skip Smith - May 27, 2008 8:30 PM
The two fingers protruding from her vagina in the second to last picture are especially disturbing.
And shitcan the political talk, you fucking retards. Nobody gives a fuck what you think about politics on a celebrity site.
41. Jess - May 27, 2008 8:56 PM
Amen, # 40.
42. Jess - May 27, 2008 8:58 PM
I read on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com that the reason nothing that rednecks like is mentioned on the site, and in fact most of the stuff white people like on the popular site is the opposite of what rednecks like, is because they are the riff raff of white people and nobody cares about them. That is why they are so angry and always looking for attention anywhere they can find it. Like this site.
43. just some guy - May 27, 2008 9:25 PM
I see all that cocaine helped that gross gorilla lose weight.
44. poot - May 27, 2008 9:48 PM
grotesque
45. Skip Smith - May 27, 2008 11:24 PM
#41, I also say amen to random fingers protruding from vaginas.
Jesus, look at that second to last picture. It looks like a midget is trying to claw his way out of her snatch.
46. Gym Bodies, Fake Breasts, Lips, Noses, Lips n Lipo - oh my - May 28, 2008 6:32 AM
There is nothing natural anymore. All is lies. Our leaders are liars. We lie to our children. TV is mindless and phony. Celebs are nobodies exalted. All hail decadence.
47. sweeta - May 28, 2008 7:23 AM
next visit AA
48. sweeta - May 28, 2008 7:23 AM
next visit AA
49. tallytastic - May 28, 2008 11:46 AM
i think this is the best she has ever looked!
damn, i want her trainer.
50. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 28, 2008 11:53 AM
The spam bot is getting more crass. I like that...
51. me - May 28, 2008 1:27 PM
THIS GIRL IS SUPER HOT!!! I LOVE HER> REALLY!!!!!
52. Famous Plastic - May 28, 2008 3:32 PM
Am I the only one that thinks it's weird that this women has two children, yet she constantly seems to be partying on vacation without them? Wait...She doesn't even have a job, what is she taking a vacation from anyways?
53. Mohammed - May 30, 2008 2:24 AM
Fuck politics. I want to see this girl do double anal with Spencer Pratt and Pete Doherty.
54. Jennifer - June 2, 2008 1:28 AM
Just incase anybody is curious.
Her bathing suit came from Target.
$14.99 for each peice. She's def a
bargain shopper. Haha...