May 14 2008Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon throw kickass children's party - for themselves
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon rented out Six Flags Magic Mountain last night for a post-wedding bash. Hip Hollywood has the exclusive details and photos of cupcakes. I, on the other hand, am quoting their site and posting an airbrushed pic of Mariah in a bikini from the new Vibe. I WIN! And now on to the party:
Cannon shut down the park, at a cost in the mid-six figure range, so that he and Mariah could party with 100 friends and family. Nick had the park decorated in pink and purple balloons with Carey’s signature butterflies also a fixture. Mariah’s album was playing throughout the park the entire evening, and each guest received a pink or red Superman cape as a gift.
The couple arrived a little after 8PM, greeted friends, then headed straight to the parks’ flying rollercoaster, Tatsu. On the way Nick shot baskets with his buddies as his wife cheered him on. After a wild ride, the couple wanted to go again, but instead headed to the reception to greet guests. At the reception, they milled about with friends and family, all the while, holding hands and embracing in between conversations.
Okay, going to weddings is boring enough. But how lame must it be to have to watch your newly married friends ride roller coasters? Oh, wow, look at them move around the track and stuff. Whee. Is there a whiskey fountain at this thing? Or, shit, how about heroin? Is there a junkie in the park? Junkie! Looking for a junkie.

Reader Comments
1. Gar - May 14, 2008 11:05 AM
I strike twice today !
and i do not like MC
2. LeFarge - May 14, 2008 11:06 AM
Superman cape? Sounds super gay
3. mississippi - May 14, 2008 11:08 AM
Sounds like an anual summer company picnic LOL!
4. mimi - May 14, 2008 11:09 AM
Who cares?
Britney ROCKS!
Fish SUKS!
5. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 14, 2008 11:12 AM
Still think she's fat you fuckers???
6. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 14, 2008 11:14 AM
I of course was joking. She owns stock in Adobe Systems you know. That said, I'd ram her like a Dodge going 120 mph, downhill on an icy road, with no brakes.
7. Spazz - May 14, 2008 11:26 AM
I love these spoiled stories of the super-rich. What a joke.
Hurry and nail that shit Nick, the 3 month marriage is almost over.
8. justifiable - May 14, 2008 11:28 AM
#6 I'm gonna become an airbrusher/photoshopper, that's guaranteed lifetime employment.
9. NickiChick - May 14, 2008 11:53 AM
People Magazine shows Nick carrying her on the beach (strong little fella) and her name is tattooed across his entire back.
Congrats, Nick. You've just doomed this 12 month marriage to less than 8.
10. Ted from LA - May 14, 2008 11:55 AM
What a beautiful painting of Mariah!
11. Gang Banger - May 14, 2008 12:04 PM
If this is the Six Flags - Magic Mountain in CA, Boy are they caca, only Gang Members and Druggies go there, so they really missed out on some good drugs by shutting them all out.
12. Doc - May 14, 2008 12:37 PM
It is amazing what 50,000 dollars worth of cosmetic surgery can do to a person.
13. Brian - May 14, 2008 12:38 PM
#12
Yes and airbrushing too!
14. nipolian - May 14, 2008 12:42 PM
#11 - Did you not read the title to the post? Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon had the party.........I am sure the entire guest list was comprised of gang members and druggies.
15. Auntie Kryst - May 14, 2008 12:45 PM
It would have been fun to see all the thugs and gangstas at that party ride the teacups.. @10 nice one!
16. The White Urkle - May 14, 2008 12:56 PM
(A one night stand with the sexiest singer alive)...Ha! Shows what they know. Taylor Swift is the sexiest singer alive and as soon as she turns 18 I am going to poke her in every hole of her tiny little body!
17. fygu - May 14, 2008 12:59 PM
Mariah's body does look good now, for the first time since she first came out. I know that this pic is airbrushed but I've seen her perform recently in her tiny slutty outfits and she looks great from the neck down.
18. bootlips - May 14, 2008 1:05 PM
Mariah made a mistake. She meant to adopt a neeger, not marry one.
19. snarky - May 14, 2008 1:11 PM
God how I wish that roller coast had derailed and flown off the tracks...goodbye mariah, you self centered, vapid bitch
20. Doc - May 14, 2008 1:38 PM
I find it amusing that in an article Mariah said she was 20 pounds overweight and wore a size 8 and now she is a size 0. When Mariah was overweight; she looked like she was a size 14. She now looks like a size 8. There is no way she is a size 0 because she has hips. Size 0-2 are for females that are underweight and have no hips. It would be nice if celebrities could be honest. But perhaps she gets all her clothes special made and the designers tell her it is a size 0 for her ego or she goes to expensive over priced ego sizing stores.
21. Sara - May 14, 2008 2:41 PM
carrying her at the beach? that sounds like some Heidi/Spencer "candids" i almost think the whole thing is a joke
22. ramalamadingdong - May 14, 2008 2:48 PM
#18 - LOVE IT!
maybe if we went back to slavery, gas prices would go down. i'd have one pull me around in a rickshaw. I WANT TO ADOPT ONE!
23. Carrie Lynn - May 14, 2008 2:52 PM
This is the most airbrushed picture I've ever seen. She is not this thin in real life at all.
24. The White Urkle - May 14, 2008 3:01 PM
(Man bites dog, Black guy surfs!) Another joke! I get it. Everyone knows porch monkeys can't surf. Trust me, I live in San Diego. There are no black surfers. They are up in the parking lot drinking their malt liquer and grabbing themselves. That and waiting for it to get dark so they can rob people or get into that "down low" thing that negro men are into.
25. alyssa - May 14, 2008 3:17 PM
TAKE OFF THAT STUPID BUTTERFLY RING!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT 1998 ANYMORE!!!
26. rachel conrad - May 14, 2008 3:22 PM
I actually went to high school with Nick. He was a nice guy, down to earth and not a freakin' gansta. Hollywood must have changed him to marry this self centered spoiled bitch.
27. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 14, 2008 3:32 PM
#26 - How, like, totally fucking crazy is that? OMG!!! I, like, went to school with your, like, mom, who too is a self centered spoiled bitch. Only, unlike Nick, I got to, like, fuck her.
28. pathetic - May 14, 2008 3:51 PM
Elliot shut up! You're an idiot!
29. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 14, 2008 4:21 PM
#28 - Wow... not that my feelings are all hurt and shit, I may have to commit seppuku. Or maybe I can die from boredom reading all the funny shit you write... fitting name by the way.
30. Carmen - May 14, 2008 5:14 PM
@#18, 22, 24 - (Sigh) And as usual, we can't have a posting about anyone of the African-American persuasion without trash like you coming on and wearing your room temperature IQ thin in order to come up with racist tripe. You're neither funny, nor original. You're simply annoying. Stuff a cock in it or something and leave us be.
31. disillusionisreal - May 14, 2008 5:43 PM
On the way Nick shot baskets with his buddies as his wife cheered him on.
Oh my god, I seriously thought that said "On the way Nick shot baskets with his buddies as his wife cheated on him."
Hmmm.....I wonder.....
32. PunkA - May 14, 2008 6:51 PM
Wonder who her body double is for the photo shoot. Cuz there ain't no photoshopper in the universe that is that good to make Mariah's bod look like that. Impossible.
33. iHateDemocrates - May 14, 2008 7:35 PM
hehe, she hasn't looked that good since the 1980's.... that photo is fake out the ass.
34. bosendorfer - May 16, 2008 6:58 AM
whoever doctored that photo did a fine job. mariah carey's hips and ass, not to mention WAIST, are at least twice that wide now. she was built to pop out some kids. now that she's getting up there, she'd best get on with it.
35. Shthapens - March 12, 2009 2:52 AM
SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND SEXIEST WOMAN ON EARTH SO SHUT THE HELL UP I THINK SHES GORGEOUS