May 1 2008Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon engaged
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are reportedly engaged. That is if you believe the monstrosity on her finger is an engagement ring. (Note: Not the Band-Aid. That would be too romantic.) MSNBC reports:
The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when 38-year-old Carey (with Cannon on her arm) was seen sporting a dazzling new piece of bling on her ring finger at the after party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York.
When asked at the party what he loved about Mariah, 27-year-old Cannon gave a one-word answer: "Everything,”
Of course, Nick's answer will eventually* change to "Everything - except the gotdamn menopause. Woman, turn down the air conditioner. I can see my breath, girl!" Aw, man, nothing funnier than the change. Right, grandma? CHRIST! You stabbed me with a knitting needle! That's not adorable. We're out of boxed wine? Oh, well then. All's forgiven. Now go fetch your coat and I'll take you down to the liquor store. And, no, we're not shooting hobo's on the way down. Ha ha, okay, maybe a few.
EDIT: TMZ is reporting that Nick gave Maria the same ring he gave his ex-fiancee. No one ever told me Nick Cannon is the slyest motherfucker on the planet! All I have to say is: SWISH!
Thanks to Jessica who is the hottest of the woodland creatures. I, of course, mean the duck-billed platypus. Smokin'!
*Tuesday April 6 11:16 AM EST.
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Reader Comments
1. It's me Fuckers - May 1, 2008 1:23 PM
nice rock
2. ganzagwenie - May 1, 2008 1:23 PM
Apparently that's the same ring that the dude gave to his ex-finance.
Tacky!
3. Jacks - 54 - May 1, 2008 1:27 PM
Isn't that the ring he gave to his ex fiance? that victoria secret model?
Thats romantic
4. Grunion - May 1, 2008 1:28 PM
words cannot describe how much I hate this vacant slut
5. mamadough - May 1, 2008 1:31 PM
i could never see her with a white guy....
6. Spazz - May 1, 2008 1:33 PM
Such a bitch - who even cares about her?
7. Anonymous - May 1, 2008 1:33 PM
It will last 16 months, tops.
8. boo - May 1, 2008 1:36 PM
Maybe I'm confused but isn't he the guy who peed on Kim?
9. This is a first - May 1, 2008 1:36 PM
I can't stand her but I actually like her outfit. Of course she still had to flash the obligatory boob. Some things will never change, like her insecurities.
10. Fasshonaburu - May 1, 2008 1:42 PM
http://www.latina.com/entertainment/daily-latina/more-daily-latina/breaking-exclusive-mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-mar
Latina Magazine is reporting that they already got married, think it's true?
11. JC - May 1, 2008 1:43 PM
by the way....they are saying that they eloped...so apparently the countdown to divorce begins......I say 90 days...
12. Ali - May 1, 2008 1:44 PM
Isn't he alot younger than her?
13. Matthew - May 1, 2008 1:46 PM
he is lucky to do mariah and her puppies
14. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 1, 2008 1:47 PM
Da Brat is gonna be soooooooooo disappointed. I mean, years of goin' down on Mariah like a bunch of South Africans in a diamond mine for what?
15. Onyx Blackman - May 1, 2008 1:49 PM
@ #5
She was married to Tommy Mottola, but since I don't really count Italians as white people, I guess you're right.
16. jessica nrenndn - May 1, 2008 1:53 PM
@ number 8, no that was rayjay.
BUT mariah carey is a psycho bitch and a half!
17. kitty_kat - May 1, 2008 1:54 PM
If this is true, that's just sad. Is she really that desperate??? Nick fucking Cannon?
18. combustion8 - May 1, 2008 2:00 PM
little late fish, they are now married.
19. Krista - May 1, 2008 2:02 PM
Another site is reporting they have already eloped!!! DONE DEAL.
20. kt - May 1, 2008 2:02 PM
yeah...um...they are married now
and that's a re-used ring
21. Jessie - May 1, 2008 2:08 PM
Whoa, I didn't even know they were dating.
22. They White Urkle - May 1, 2008 2:08 PM
Damn this broad has a nice rack. Fake or real, who really cares? As long as she shaves her vag. Hairy vag makes me gag.
23. Clif - May 1, 2008 2:08 PM
i've seen that rock before... i think it was chasing indiana jones out of a cave.
24. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone - May 1, 2008 2:16 PM
Nick fucking Cannon? Oh, Mariah, you desperate, desperate girl. I would have married you and the twins. I'm not rich, but hey, at least I wasn't in the Day Of The Dead re-make. Well, you can finally say you know someone who was in a movie worse than Glitter...and that's just fucking sad.
25. Big ole hairy hole with dead flies -n- stankin -n- oozin Hot - May 1, 2008 2:17 PM
Real men like their cunts xtra bushy and unshowered. Just like the Lord made em. Of course he also made penises with foreskins and he decided to have his pet humans cut em off...too confusing.
26. veggi - May 1, 2008 2:25 PM
Fish, let go of the bong and post something. This shit makes me want to throw things at my coworkers. More than usual..
27. Fumus - May 1, 2008 2:26 PM
Yea but she's still hot, right?
*cricket*
Oh c'mon seriously?!?
*cricket*
Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no...I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that's a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem...Ladies...all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!
28. Fumus - May 1, 2008 2:27 PM
Yea but she's still hot, right?
*cricket*
Oh c'mon seriously?!?
*cricket*
Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no...I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that's a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem...Ladies...all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!
29. Fumus - May 1, 2008 2:27 PM
Yea but she's still hot, right?
*cricket*
Oh c'mon seriously?!?
*cricket*
Denise Richards is only 4 years younger and looks 100x better how is that possible!? Genetics no...I swear it not be true. Girls who have sex with black guys age faster, now that's a scientific fact! That or maybe white guy semen has regenerative qualities? Hem...Ladies...all white guy right here!!! SUPER SPERM!!
30. Heroiny - May 1, 2008 2:31 PM
#27, 28 & 29 ...... click once and wait, douchebag
31. FRIST!!! - May 1, 2008 2:31 PM
I agree with veggi, except it makes me want to throw my coworkers..
Fucking cougars.....
32. Sewer stinky Pink - Hair and All - May 1, 2008 2:37 PM
;) Hey FRIST, you can throw me around anytime baby!
33. ph7 - May 1, 2008 2:47 PM
She is a perfect sex toy.
34. lipper - May 1, 2008 2:53 PM
I love the on going trend of older women who are in their sexual prime finally hooking up with younger men who can keep up with them.
... ok I might be biased since I'm a cougar myself dating someone 11 years younger than me. Age means nothing, silly gooses.
menopause doesn't usually start til upper 40's. Usually. 50's is more common.
35. Mandy - May 1, 2008 2:54 PM
She's not engaged anymore. They got married yesterday. It was on Perez Hilton. Your website is such a piece of crap, you can't even stay up to date and you flood it with pictures of vapid idiots in bikinis. Way to make a difference in the world!
36. Rotten Crotch - May 1, 2008 2:55 PM
Stinky are you bi?????? I wouldn't mind mashin' cooters witcha! Y'know grind the flies and crabs a bit down the loins. I would so lick your girly gash and stick your slick n slime. Let me know eh?
37. lipper - May 1, 2008 2:58 PM
Sure I will turn into a wrinkled bag of sagging twat and veiny hands soon. That don't get me down. Not being able to get a good man while in my fading prime is not important to me. I fear not AIDS! My magic cunt is immune! I just want some D I C K in there while I can still get sticky!
Luv ya little boyz
38. Auntie Kryst - May 1, 2008 3:03 PM
@35 "Way to make a difference in the world!" Yeeouch!! Mandy, that's strong stuff. Last I looked this site was called The Superficial not NPR.
39. veggi - May 1, 2008 3:03 PM
I see boredom has caused the sickened to creep out of the cracks.
New post FRIST!!!
40. lipper - May 1, 2008 3:14 PM
Troll Lipper. Sigh. Such hate! Did I hit a cord? GOOD!
Sorry hon, don't hate cause you young ones can't keep a man. I'm 36 and flying high and very firm. Just because you are in your 30's doesn't mean you lost your muscle tone. Dumb asses. There is something to experience that these younger ones like. We don't play stupid ass games and know what we want and how to get what we want. We're just lets say. Smarter? *smooches*
Really, if we were SO out of shape like you would love to think, do you think hot young men would stoop to that? Think about it. I know its hard. But try.
41. Mangled Baby Maker - super stretched out and varicose - May 1, 2008 3:14 PM
Veggi/douche-sipper/bottom playground for flamers/telescopic anus/ whatever, there is all kind of sick creeping out of my crack Hero. Wannt peek?
42. Dear lipper - May 1, 2008 3:17 PM
Some of what you may say has an element of truth to it. Like crack and heroin addicts say they get high. But I may be young and date guys my OWN age and you, well, you are staring 40 in the face. And speaking of face. How are those crow's feet?
43. kamoze - May 1, 2008 3:43 PM
43rd!
44. darya - May 1, 2008 3:45 PM
42-
I have to agree with Lipper on this one. Sure, some older women "let themselves go" but others tend get along surprisingly well with younger men, in and out of the bedroom. My mom always told me to marry a younger man because older men tend to get really antisocial and weird, like my dear father.
If you really feel that way about older women, chances are by the time you're 40 you won't have any self-esteem and you will have created a self-fulfilling prophecy.
45. darya - May 1, 2008 3:45 PM
42-
I have to agree with Lipper on this one. Sure, some older women "let themselves go" but others tend get along surprisingly well with younger men, in and out of the bedroom. My mom always told me to marry a younger man because older men tend to get really antisocial and weird, like my dear father.
If you really feel that way about older women, chances are by the time you're 40 you won't have any self-esteem and you will have created a self-fulfilling prophecy.
46. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 1, 2008 3:46 PM
She actually looks pretty decent here, must be love.
47. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 1, 2008 3:54 PM
I guess Nick Cannon doesn't want any kids.
48. wreckhouse - May 1, 2008 5:30 PM
How are Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey, and Mariah Carey's ego all going to fit in the same house together?
49. reem - May 1, 2008 5:30 PM
my love someday we'll be togetha'.. mc my love
50. reem - May 1, 2008 5:30 PM
my love someday we'll be togetha'.. mc my love
51. roastbeef - May 1, 2008 5:50 PM
Why does she always have a stupid band-aid on her hand??
52. Hollywoodhoney - May 1, 2008 7:29 PM
I saw this story on E! online too http://www.eonline.com/, im not sure if i believe it... maybe ive been out of the loop for a min, but it doesnt sound right to me.
53. CJ - May 1, 2008 7:56 PM
Someone save Nick....he's done nothing to think he derserves to be a slave to this over-cooked diva!!! If it's a mommy he needs...look for one who actually likes kids!!!
54. CJ - May 1, 2008 7:58 PM
What could Nick be thinking? What has he got going on in his mind that he feels he deserves to be a carpet to some over-cooked diva? If it's a mommy he wants....at least hook up with someone who likes kids....and not just well-done!!! This has-been has her nerve!!
55. Huh - May 1, 2008 8:24 PM
?
56. PettyPape - May 1, 2008 9:59 PM
FINALLY! 2 posts in a row with no "FIRST" assclownery. Who the fuck is Nick Cannon? And why does he have a run-on name? Ni Cannon? Nick Annon? Oh, Nick Cannon.
57. STeve - May 1, 2008 10:02 PM
She still looks like Curious George the cartoon chimp
58. Ms. G - May 1, 2008 10:27 PM
All of you immature asshole's need to grow the fuck up and stop hating on Mariah. She is a beautiful and very talented woman!
59. HeavenScent - May 1, 2008 10:50 PM
if you little newsies were on the up and up, you'd know mariah has a band aid on because her dog nipped her....course she could be shootin up youth dew w/ wino-house but who knows....there are plenty worse than m.c. she could kick madge's old botoxed ass any day....but nick cannon? guess Lil Bow Wow was already taken?
60. gerard Vandenberg - May 2, 2008 12:38 AM
THE DEVIL LOOKS "HOT" THESE DAY'S!!
But don't believe what you are seeing!!
61. joe - May 2, 2008 8:56 AM
This is one fat bitch that I can't tolerate !!
She used to be pretty and slim when she started her career ! now she has turned into a fat whore who seems to be bursting in her skin !
FUCK HER
62. Jim - May 2, 2008 10:15 AM
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.
63. BIRD LEGGZ - May 2, 2008 2:33 PM
What's the band-aid for??? OH YEAH!! It's to cover up the liver spots.
64. James - May 2, 2008 2:55 PM
Doesn't he know how dangerous marrying Mariah could be? Yikes.
65. James - May 2, 2008 3:01 PM
Doesn't he know how dangerous marrying Mariah could be? Yikes.
66. violet - May 4, 2008 9:07 AM
40. lipper - May 1, 2008 3:14 PM
We're just lets say. Smarter? *smooches*
You're just 'lets say'?
I've been with a woman in her 30s for a bit. She's pretty damn delicious (bad pun, oops) but it differs from girl to girl.
I prefer guys in that age range... now THEY are in their prime, in my opinion.
They know what they want and don't put up with shit, and take care of themselves....mmmm my newest 30 year old man-toy has the nicest muscle tone. As a 21 year old who is pretty mature for her age, I like this. Young guys never *quite* get it right.