May 27 2008Lindsay Lohan's bikini- holy crap, WHERE ARE HER BOOBS?!

frist?

That's not lindsay...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... all my fantasies, ruined :' (

FISH-GUTZ U SUK!

seriously, those pics have been on ohnotheydidnt several times now and every time the consensus is that there is no way that is lindsay lohan. the face and boobs are not right, as well as her body is not that shape.

Not a bad pic of her, to be honest.

yeah that isn't her.

That's not her.

Looks like Gwenyth Paltrow

Indeed, the lack of boobage and freckle-coverage leads me to deduce this ain't lindsay, and i'm heartily calling anyone that says it is a nitwit

I ain't no nitwit none not me nope.. in other words, ooopsies fish..... that ain't her..

well i just went to google to make sure this was not her and well it is not because her face is longer then this chicks and her tits are alot bigger and what ever other thing was different couldnt really pay attention cause well yeah boobs

she's a great look-a-like

Nope, it's not her. This chick isn't mugging hard enough for the camera, and she isn't sporting a white powder moustache..

it isn't her. really

FAKE!!!!

Wow #14 we love when you try to be funny..... You are trying to hard now

It doesn't even look a little bit like teh Lohan... you should just delete this entire entry and hang your head in shame. =1

17- It's too, not to..

ass..

#19

Even better..... her lesbian lover speaks up to defend her and point out a simple mistake...

If she doesn't have a water bottle full of vodka in her hand it's clearly not the real Lindsay Lohan.

You can tell it's not her by the very last photo where this girl has her mouth open... there's no dick in it... HAHA

No seriously, this chick has some pointy eyeteeth, which lindz does not... check out pics of her laughing on google, you'll see...

very close though

@20 FYI twat, I'm male.. Trying to hard though? True, but it still beats working.

This is a rare public sighting of Lindsay's flat-chested, freckle-less, sober, chaste alter ego. It can write coherently and wouldn't dream of leaving the house without underwear. It also has never been to rehab, has a clean driver's license and its name is something that doesn't rhyme with Blohan or Hohan.

No tattoo on inner wrist

Ashton, you blowhard!

Yeah that's not her. The "breathe" tattoo isn't on her inner wrist. And her teeth don't look like that.

There's no hideous swath of freckles on her either.... Not her...

There's no hideous swath of freckles on her either.... Not her...

Way too cute to be Lindsay...

This plain jane makes me respect Lindsay's cleavage and booty even more.

Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth...that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?

Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth...that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?

Did anyone else notice in the last picture, where you can see the pointy teeth...that it looks like that girl is missing half of her pinkie finger?!?

No freckles... so how am I supposed to play connect the dots when I spray her with my hot-man-chowder? I mean really, that was the only appeal to banging Lilo.

this is not linday lohan!

Being a Lindsey Lohan impersonator is one step above being the stunt butthole on Anal Adventures 36.

This chick has a worse body than my 33 year old wife who has had 3 kids. Seriously. My lover has way better abs. At 8 months prego. She ought to go shoot herself before wearing another bikini as a famous person.

It can't be Lindsye. Samantha Ronson isn't there with her fist up Lind's twat. Churnin' butter : )

Where's the engagement ring? It's not Lindsay.

Holy Blind Mice Fish! If you think that "looks" like LiLo...then either you have been steady on the "crack" pipe for 3 days now...Or you've gone fucking blind from pulling on your weiner-schnizel since child-hood!

She now officially has no reason to live. Well unless there's an opening at the "Girl Loves Donkey" peso peep show in Tiajuana.

Anyone whose skin does not look like she is in her forties cannot be Lindsay.

Lindsay has huge legs... this is definatley not her. Prob a body double.

thats not lindsay! that's not her face! and she is skinnier!

Its not Lindsay, This chicks body (minus the titties) is better than Lindsay's freckle covered mess.

This girl is way cuter than Lindsay Lohan, better figure too!!

Pretty damn close, but you can't argue with the missing ink and fangs.

Looks like Melissa Joan Hart.

oh that's her all right. the reason some shots don't show much boob is just the kind of top she's wearing. it has no upward thrust to it, and she has large, heavy breasts. if it had shoulder straps, you would see mad cleavage, but since they aren't being pulled up, they are more hanging down and to the sides. if you grabbed one of those cups, you would feel plenty of boob, tits that big are often kind of amorphous in those bandeau tops. they're a bad choice for busty girlz.

#49 Melissa Joan Heart is a complete whale. This definately isn't her.

This is a Lindsay look-alike, which should be obvious because this one is actually cute. And young and fresh.

Besides, since Lindsay never exercises, her gelatinous body has a flabby stomach and heavy thighs. And LaLohan has 40-year-old cottage-cheese skin.

Plus Samantha should be attached to her like a suckerfish.

i can't be her, for the simple fact that she's actually smilling at the photogs.

oh, and she's not calling Paris a cunt.

i can't be her, for the simple fact that she's actually smilling at the photogs.

oh, and she's not calling Paris a cunt.

Yeh, those pics are pretty convincing at first glance, but I would say thats not Lindsay. Where are the mass amounts of ugly freckles? Where's the long legs and thick thighs? Where's the big, fake boobs? And of course, where's the dangling cigarette, tacky jewelry, ugly slutty swimsuit, coke whore nails...I could go on and on. Yeh, I don't care for Lindsay much. And this woman looks older, but Lindsay looks more "through the mill"; shall we say? And this woman is too pasty, short, and a little thicker all around. I say whip off those sunglasses and that hat and it will probably be glaringly obvious thats not Lindsay.

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THATS NOT LINDSAY LOHAN YOU IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Sienna Miller to me.

so...

when did she

...adopt [that's a;ll he can manage, hmmmm

[what? we were just humming...

[ok... appearently we hope you are feeling the sun's rays [[[what ???

oh

...hang on...

what about grand dagughter ?

very sweet : )))

lol babes : ))

this is not even close to being her. Anyone who has seen more than 2 pictures of her could tell. different teeth totally different nose smaller boobs

I had bigger girls then that when I was 10

Thats because she has SAGGY boobs .. with no support like she usually have under her clothes. She should invest in one of those built in bra bikini tops.

Put me in the "That's Not Her" camp.

It's not her. Especially due to the 1/2 missing little finger... WEIRD.

thats absolutely not lindsay. her nose is completely wrong.

i don't know much, but i know pussy, and that ain't lindsay...

She is at least 40x more orange than that.

This is so NOT Lindsay Lohan. It doesn't even look like Lindsay Lohan. It's so ridiculous those pics are even posted here. Poor girl...

thats not lindsay....the teeth are different

Not only are you an idiot for posting picks that obviously arent Lindsey, but you also added commentary to support your ridiculous claim. Just when I thought I was getting real news...

Well, even as a look-alike (minus crack-pipe and cock-in-mouth).......

I would still do her..........but only in the ass...........

Plus.......this gal looks healthy. She seems to be missing all the Lindsay Leopard-Freckles that grace the world..........every time she appears in direct sunlight. Not to mention she doesn't have the matching track marks in her elbows like LL..........

Of course this isn't Lindsay Lohan. All people know THE Lindlay Blowhan would immediately explode, and whatever was left would smoke the rock if it ever came into actual contact with the Vitamin D from nature's own.

this is definitely not lindsay lohan .... take a look at the crochal region... there is no green vapor gas emitting from her bikini bottom... this chick is clean so it can't be lindsay

I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich men seeking affairs site JSeniorMatch. c om last week and he was seeking her mature baby there now!

She "FORGOT" them at a local party when she was walking the streets!!

I don't think that is her.

http://www.sweetredwines.info

you guys are retarded...that is not her!

I know what happened to her boobs, her girlfriend dyke Sam sucked them dry

Maybe it has been eaten out by Samantha Ronson.

http://www.icelebz.com/gossips/is_lindsay_lohan_coming_out_as_a_lesbian_/

If this isn't Lindsay I feel sorry for whoever it is. Nothing like going through life having people think you are that skank.

I never thought I'd comment on a Lindsay post, but since this is NOT her, I guess it's ok. Lack of boobs and freckles aside, this chick's face AIN'T LaLo's. She looks confused as in "why the fuck am I being photographed? guess i'll play along..."

Part of the pinky on her left hand is missing, its in two different pics. Well that and it doesnt really even look like her.

Jamie King, look at that fang

this is definitely not her. her proportions are all wrong -- small boobs, wider hips, thinner legs -- and come on, not a freckle in sight? and, can she even afford to stay at the Eden Roc?

Thats NOT Lindsay Lohaan.. it could be anyone.. but not Lilo.. lily allen maybe.. this belly have nothing of lindsays belly.. the nouse.. the boobies.. nothing of her! who was the f*cking crazy who said its lindsay?

not Lindsay, are the editors of this site retarded or blind?

This is some random pear shaped chick, Lindsay has really slim hips, tons and tons of freckles and huge tits...this is not her

that chick has a large freckle/mole above her right boob, lindsay doesn't.

cant believe none spotted that glaring error, i mean where else would you be looking rather than at the boobage area or downtown when cameltoe is out.

her boobs are so small, because that's MICHELLE WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS HER. today's post of her with samantha ronson and her sister feature her wearing the same sunglasses as she's wearing here. ooooh.

Samantha Ronson sucked the shit out of those non-existant titties. Yeah, i went there!

stop commenting stupidly, ITS NOT LINDSAY LOHAN<

her body and face and boobs are all off, it doesn't take a pro.

@sses

She's to pale, too big n wide!!! Nooooooo that's def NOT Lindsay.

that's not lindsay. this girl's teeth are straight and decent. Lindsay's are disgusting.

Um...that's not Lindsay.

this is not lindsay lohan.. at all.. if you believe for a second its her, your #$@%ing retarded.

That is definitely not lindsay. the face structure is very different and she has no freckles.

It's definitely not Lindsay. The body structure is all wrong and she doesn't have freckles. I think whoever bought this picture got pwned.

That is not Lilo, not enough freckles and she bared her amazing breasts in New York Magazine and no way that are that small.

That is not Lilo, not enough freckles and she bared her amazing breasts in New York Magazine and no way that are that small.

THAT IS SO NOT LINDSAY LOHAN IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. THIS GIRL IS LIKE TWICE AS BIG AS LINDSAY NOT TO MENTION HER FACE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER AT ALL. ASS.

THAT IS SO NOT LINDSAY LOHAN IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. THIS GIRL IS LIKE TWICE AS BIG AS LINDSAY NOT TO MENTION HER FACE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER AT ALL. ASS.

yeeeaahh that's not londsay lohan. i can see how you made the mistake. but it is definitely a mistake.