May 29 2008Lindsay Lohan taking the whole lesbian thing seriously
After making out on P. Diddy's boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy's boat happens first. Otherwise you're doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson know how this crazy game called "Love" works. People reports:
The duo – who are "together," a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson's writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan's sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino's on Manhattan's Upper East Side.
Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds.
I love how Ali walks around in these photos trying to cover her face with her hair, and it's not because of Lindsay. She's only 14 and has no clue what a frisb-ian is. Ali's just hoping no one recognizes her from her mom's show Living Lohan. So, who wants to tell Ali she has a better chance getting attacked by a real live leprechaun? And not just because Tom Cruise is in town. Hi-oh! I'll be here all week, folks.

Reader Comments
1. FRIST!!! - May 29, 2008 3:22 PM
She will never work in this town again!!
Hollywood hates the gays.
2. Jumpin_J - May 29, 2008 3:23 PM
Lohan lesbian porn tape... aargguhuh (droool).
3. Jimbo - May 29, 2008 3:24 PM
There is nothing wrong with a little carpet munching..
4. Angel - May 29, 2008 3:24 PM
FIRST
5. havoc - May 29, 2008 3:25 PM
A last ditch effort to remain relevant......
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6. FRIST!!! - May 29, 2008 3:26 PM
#2 That is gross. I love all kinds of porn, but THOSE TWO??? No way man..
And I REALLY love porn
7. INDEED! - May 29, 2008 3:27 PM
Jimbo (#3) and Havoc (#5) are BOTH right!
8. BunnyButt - May 29, 2008 3:29 PM
When did Lilo's mom go brunette?
9. tylor - May 29, 2008 3:31 PM
i love how Ali looks like a fucking middle aged crack head.
10. The Gorgeous One - May 29, 2008 3:31 PM
Lindsey would be alright, but the girlfriend leaves a little to be desired.
(puts dildo away)
11. deacon jones - May 29, 2008 3:33 PM
Kudos #2!
Id take her sister in a fucking second.
That other chick looks like Tom Hanks' double in "Philadelphia"
12. cassandra - May 29, 2008 3:33 PM
why does ali look like she's 40 years old???
were allllll the lohan skanks ridden hard and put away wet or what?
holy crap that does not look like a 14 year old kid.
13. granada - May 29, 2008 3:34 PM
Ali Lohan looks to be about 25...how can a 14-year-old girl be allowed to wear so much makeup!
14. B - May 29, 2008 3:34 PM
Why does Ali look like she's 30?
15. metalman - May 29, 2008 3:34 PM
there's only so many men on this planet.we all knew she'd run out of different peder sooner or later
16. gotmilk? - May 29, 2008 3:35 PM
that chick is 14? a little on the slutty side, no?
i guess when you're 14 and look older than your leather skinned mom, you can dress however you'd like.
and if Dina was an actual parent, she wouldn't let her other kids anywhere near Lindsay.
17. Auntie Kryst - May 29, 2008 3:36 PM
About time Lindsay came out of the closet.. I need some transmission work done and I know she's broke so...gimme a call Dyke.
18. snarky - May 29, 2008 3:39 PM
Jeez, you would think if she was gonna turn lesbo she'd pick someone more attractive than that Samantha chick; strange thing is though... apparently Samantha has more money than Lindsay (or is from a rich family, I should say). Lord knows not too far in the future Lindsay's career will be in the shitter, so Samantha might come in handy. Overall I just don't see the Lohan appeal; those 2 Lohan sisters look like 2 washed up 40 something soccer moms holding hands.
19. Hecubus - May 29, 2008 3:40 PM
Here's a hint, actual 'lesbians' tend not to sleep with more than 3 guys a day. She's a nympho. Nothing wrong with that but it ain't lesbianism just like the fact that she'd suck a dog's dick if you stuck one in front of her doesn't make her an 'animal lover'.
20. FRIST!!! - May 29, 2008 3:42 PM
I get it. Ali is 14 but she looks much older than that.
C'mon people, we need some new original material here..
21. Grunion - May 29, 2008 3:47 PM
I never thought lesbianism could bore me. until now.
next
22. Question - May 29, 2008 3:53 PM
If she is taking the lezbo thing so seriously then why is Lindsay 6 or 7 steps ahead of the man-woman-thing that she is "gay" with? They couldn't even get a picture of them even looking at each other. It's like she is embarrassed to be seen with her.
23. suzy86 - May 29, 2008 3:54 PM
I love how Sam is carrying Lindsay's purse..
lmao
24. rikki - May 29, 2008 3:55 PM
Lindsay and her sister are wearing the same shoes (different colour) - and in the last bunch of pictures posted Ali is wearing the same shoes, just different colour.
25. Mike - May 29, 2008 3:55 PM
#6, FRIST, why don't we get together sometime and watch some porn together. I really enjoy porn also, I think we have something in common.
26. cavy - May 29, 2008 3:57 PM
So....what's wrong with Lindsay being a lesbian? I'm a straight female and I don't see why it's a big deal. Perez, do you have a problem with it? You love to yank stars out of the closet, even if they're not ready....are you there to lend support to Lindsay? I think your great, otherwise I wouldn't check your site every day - I just hope your not going to bash Linds for this one...
27. tylor - May 29, 2008 3:57 PM
Well, Ali is going to be the new thing to pick at.
Lindsay is just old news now, and honestly, who cares if she's a "lesbian".
next week she'll decide monkies are attractive.
whatever, the girl sells leggings for a living.
28. Famous Plastic - May 29, 2008 3:58 PM
Ali is trying to cover up her swollen, collagen filled lips. The swelling hasn't gone down from the latest round of injections and she's not ready for her pic to be taken. That is so awesome that Dina allows her 14 year old to get lip injections. Whatta mom...
29. cavy - May 29, 2008 4:02 PM
Holy fucking shit - I got my sites crossed - sorry to the superficial - your not perez - I guess you can bash Lindsay all you want...LOL - I still think it's not a big deal!
30. blah - May 29, 2008 4:03 PM
I hate how Ali and Lindsay are wearing the same shoes.
31. mindy - May 29, 2008 4:03 PM
hahaha look at picture number seven with that bald guy in the middle...that cracks me up...as for lindsay i think shes faken she may be BI but not totally lesbian
32. D - May 29, 2008 4:18 PM
Ok, so far as I know, no one else has come up with this, so I'm about to unveil a celeb nickname that will go down in history as one of the all time greatest. Drumroll please.... Introducing "Les-Lo". Let that sink in a minute. Patent Pending.
33. HuckyDucky - May 29, 2008 4:20 PM
I don't mind legit lesbians. Hell, I love drinking beer with 'em. This other chick is butchy enough to convince me. But Lindsay Lohan is just a mentally fucked-up fake lesbian. She's no lipstick lesbian.
FAKE LESBIAN.
34. Jason - May 29, 2008 4:46 PM
I know everybody and thier brother is gonna fall on me for saying something nice but... it's nice to see Sam without that ugly hat on her head.
35. Don Boogie - May 29, 2008 4:59 PM
Holy cripes...by the time Ali is 21 she's gonna look like Janice Dickinson.
36. Violet - May 29, 2008 5:04 PM
I thought that the next step in a lesbian relation was moving in together and immediately suffering lesbian bed death.
37. Veroonica - May 29, 2008 5:22 PM
I just can't picture anyone wanting to fuck that Ronso chick, Man or woman. She is JUST so DIRTY. Then again, a nasty twat like Lindsay probably just loves sucking the grease from her pussy hair and licking the dingleberries on her hairy asshole. YUMMY!
38. Dumdidum - May 29, 2008 5:26 PM
The blonde one looks better without that MOTHERFUCKING hat.
39. Nathiest - May 29, 2008 6:02 PM
So? Let them be gay! Just let them be. shit! I mean really, REALLY! REALLY!
40. ubee0173 - May 29, 2008 6:17 PM
wow- i've seen less cracked out people than sam emerge from dumpsters... shes probably just lindseys supplier...
41. izabela - May 29, 2008 6:25 PM
If I was a dyke I defenitely sleep with Sam. She is hot, I like tomboy style! Anyway In my personal opinion LiLo is a stupid little girl who makes a big effort to be one more time on the cover-- scandal, lindsay is a dyke! When she kisssd samantha it was made for a public!!!!!!!!!!!! but anyway sam is promoting cos of lindsay. and her sister is 14?? my god, she looks like dina.
SAM I LOVE YOU
42. ^lesbian - May 29, 2008 7:00 PM
I bet both their pussys stink up the room
43. herbiefrog - May 29, 2008 7:01 PM
...and it we were a cavy
...we would need a decent dyke outside the cave
cos there's
an
awful
lot
of
[ok... yes something comin... : ))
just you try and remember : ) ))
shhhh
[are we done?
us too...
44. Mike - May 29, 2008 7:14 PM
It's easy to see what will happen with this. Mischa Barton and Kirsten Dunst will both become lesbian to imitate Lohan. But they will do it in a cheesy way, picking sexy partners and trying to be "hot" ( This Ronson relationship at least is mysterious and weird. )
Lohan then -- staying one step ahead as always -- will become a nun.
45. herbiefrog - May 29, 2008 7:16 PM
...actually...
...we're pretty much happy with sam ?
c an nOT say that ?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
46. cici - May 29, 2008 7:23 PM
HOLY COW!! Ali is 14 years old?? She looks older than LIndsay. She sure is following is her sisters footsteps.
47. ym - May 29, 2008 7:37 PM
i was wondering why she would have any interest in this disgusting Dyke but then you have to figure 1) anything that draws attention to her, regardless of how degrading and 2) That Sam dude has a huge cock. Werd.
48. jack - May 29, 2008 7:54 PM
One thing's for certain: Mark Messier sure looks like he's pissed at something in that photo.
49. My Penis - May 29, 2008 8:03 PM
fail
50. Vinca - May 29, 2008 8:23 PM
Why all the whining? They look happy, healthy, and hip. You all sound like a bunch of soccer moms.
51. Caitlin - May 29, 2008 8:47 PM
They are leaving Sam in the dust. Lindsay is totes disrespecting her. Sam should leave and get her a woman dat will treat her right.
52. britney's weave - May 29, 2008 9:53 PM
i wonder if lindsay will buy a subaru. that's the only way we'll know if this shit's for real.
53. dude_on - May 29, 2008 10:07 PM
Will it be earth shattering if two hot chicks ever go public? This is an agenda perpetuated by subconscious lesbian karma - another way to make men pay for past transgressions.
54. Natty Dread - May 30, 2008 12:06 AM
Does anyone know what shoes Lindsay's gf is wearing? They're awesome, and I am searching far and wide.
55. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - May 30, 2008 12:06 AM
I was in Midtown Manhattan yesterday, and I saw a bunch of paparazzi hanging around, so I decided to see who they were chasing. It was Lindsay. She walked right by me.
I was very underwhelmed. In person, she's very ordinary looking. I don't understand the endless fascination with her.
56. malicious - May 30, 2008 1:15 AM
she always looks really devious that Sam girl, Lindsay is her puppet
57. - May 30, 2008 1:19 AM
that's some permascoul on that sister of hers
58. admmy - May 30, 2008 3:45 AM
bad
59. Sylvia - May 30, 2008 5:37 AM
I think Sam is hot and I understand why LiLo has a relation with her.
LiLo is probably bi-sexual. But who cares? Let them be, there're young and they have fun. Go Sam, Go Lindsay!!
60. sweetz - May 30, 2008 5:47 AM
like mother like daughter
61. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 30, 2008 7:30 AM
She's OD'ed on the orangina I see! Her sister clearly has the look old before your time gene too she is about 14 and looking about 35 already.
62. toolboy - May 30, 2008 9:31 AM
Lindsay is taking this whole lesbian thing seriously?? not as seriously as Sam is, Hellooo! The whole disgruntled 80's nylon wearing Billy Jean (the movie kids, not the damn song) look is wearing thin. Wasn't she running the ring toss game at the county fair last week? I won a Jack Daniels mirror from her. Well, at least she's not wearing that fucking Fedora.
Is Sam Lufti a shape shifter?? Too many random thoughts..where's my meds?
63. spencer pratt - May 30, 2008 9:56 AM
I give the lesbo thing 2 more months. then it'll be back to straight skanking.
64. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 30, 2008 9:59 AM
Put her in a labcoat and Samantha Ronson looks like Beeker from the Muppets.
65. Mal Gusto - May 30, 2008 12:18 PM
Wow...so much to say.
# 5 nailed it.
Ali looks too hard for 14
Lindsay's shoes!!!! FuGLY!
66. Mal Gusto - May 30, 2008 12:23 PM
I hope Samantha's tongue is fireproof.
67. LL - May 30, 2008 12:26 PM
Can I hear a cry for attention?
An attention whore's stunt to get some notice?
I don't buy this, not at all.
68. HairCritic - May 30, 2008 12:40 PM
Lindsay's hair is looking pretty good here but why do her extensions never match the color of her natural hair on top?? The average celeb pays several times more than what "regular" people pay for their hair, even at a nice place. They can't even match the color?!
69. clashico - May 30, 2008 12:41 PM
lindsay-r the most linda mujer,se le perdona todo a esa preciosura
70. HairCritic - May 30, 2008 12:41 PM
PS http://www.jordanalorraine.com/
71. sarah - May 30, 2008 3:34 PM
what is a frisb-ian?
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?p=133797
72. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - May 30, 2008 11:23 PM
It may be an unpopular observation here, but touch up her roots and put some makeup on her and Ronson'd be pretty fu¢king hot.
I'm just sayin'...
73. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - May 30, 2008 11:27 PM
And another thing, WTF is up with no-talent, middle-aged Ali? I'm sorry, but sisters do NOT walk around hand in hand. Ali better keep her cootch far away from Lindsay, although she's way butcher than her sis even at the tender age of 44, er, 14.
74. blow me - May 31, 2008 9:16 PM
I say she is now Lesbey Hohan.
Lindsey Leshands? Dyksey Lesban. Maybe you all prefer Lesby Dykhan.
75. Hayden Brooks - June 3, 2008 11:00 PM
1# - That's such bullshit. since the gay marriage thing Hollywood is getting gayer and gayer every second.
76. amydw27 - June 6, 2008 8:21 AM
Sorry to all you mother fuckin haters, but I absolutely looooooove Lindsay. I think the other chick is hot as fuck also in an agressor type of way. I think Ali is super cute and that she'll probably go far. Lindsay's career isn't over because believe it or not there are still people that love her to death(like me). And obviously she's not a full blown fucking lesbian dumb asses, she may become one, but at this point she's on a bi level. But just in case Lindsay herself ever reads these comments on these web sites- just want to let you know that I fuckin love you girl, fuck all the haters. DO YOU!!!!! Cuz I'm out here waitin on your next movie, project, etc. I really wish you'd quit playin and drop another album. You know your the shit and so does everyone else so FUCK 'em!!!!!
77. techclerk - June 8, 2008 4:42 PM
You know how dumb the average person is?
Well,,, by definition, half of them are dumber than that!
Thanks for demonstrating the rule, amydw27