May 23 2008Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson come out! Or maybe just kiss. Close enough.

she's looking pretty good. as long as she isn't cracked out.

gay

1st again... 2 x in one day! I fucking rule.

I hope she doesn't say Beetlejuice three times.

That chick in the striped outfit is one disgusting dyke.

Turd!!!

sad.

damn it you vultures got me while I was typing. curses!

I wish she was start drinking like a fish and fucking anything that while hold here attention for 45 minutes.

Nothing better then drunk, messy, slutty celebrities.

I wish she was start drinking like a fish again and resume fucking anything that holds her attention for 45 minutes.

Nothing better then drunk, messy, slutty celebrities.

Except drunk, messy, slutty celebrities with AWESOME CANS.

still didn't get it right ph7.

(pics 3-7) Whore, get on the fucking boat already!!

Her cans had me mesmerized, #11!

Hey #4-Looks like she allready did..as well as betelgise...

Cool... she's dating a mime.

Hot enough to ride.

wtf! Did she run out of men?

I would only consider being with a chick if she did all the oral and did not expect me to because all females have their own pussy smell and if she did not expect me to kiss her too.

18- Is that you deacon jones????? sounds retarded enough.

I heard Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are an item.
How do you like them apples?

she looks hot. I'd totally bang her, and i'm a girl.. so that would be ok as she likes pussy now.

awesome

Banging? I think not, orange face.

i'd sooner do the monochrome chick. Orange is now one of those people that you have to ask, what are you famous for again? When it's been that long between jobs that we can't remember the last one...career has left the building.

This nasty, lying, racist, drug headed, alcoholic, washed up, non-acting skill having, stringy haired cave bitch is damn near OFF the map anyways. Fuck what she does and WHO she does it with....

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No way is Lindsay Lohan off the cock.

#33

Damn straight. Lohan loves teh cock too much to give it up for clit-licking and carpet munching.

You would think the Lindsay could score a hotter lesbian? Or not...

#24-#33

I appreciate you thinking of me, but please stop impersonating me. I never do multiple postings and my opinions are realistic unlike yours.

Thank You.

Wow...I seriously thought it was you Jackson. That was spot on!

if i forget to put in my fake email address and hit post comment, it says email addy is required. then i put it in and it says something about too many comments per unit time. but assholes like butt-action jackson can post their drivel a dozen with exact same time stamp. what the motherfuck?

also going up those stairs looks like a prime opportunity for a burger shot. where the fuck you at paparazzi? i wanna see me some lohan beef.

LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!

I am not like lady with many freckles. The man, with striped shirt, is he returning from the jail, yes?

#40 But why??

Whatever happened to Tara Reid? Anybody know?

Lindsey Lohan is such a mess. First she blitzes her mind on alcohol and drugs. Then she becomes a slut and bangs every guy she can. Now she's dabbling in lesbianism. Has she tried Scientology yet? She's mentally disturbed. There is nothing normal or healthy about her lifestyle.

This is the best Celebutard news I have seen in weeks!!!! It is just a matter of time before Lilo and SR are back doing each other too much, along with too much booze and too many drugs. And then the fun will really begin with LiLo!! YES!!!

I bet her agent is having a cardiac now because he knows like the rest of us where this will end up. With him getting no commissions for his out of work piece of trash client.

When did Pete Dougherty go blonde?

Her "gal pal" looks like a reject from The L Word.

Anyone ever considered she might just be Bi? What, are we living in the 80's here?

OMFG She kissed a girl she must be teh LESBIAN!!!!

Cash (46), yeah, people need to get over the gay thing already. I'm a bit annoyed about 43 lumping lesbianism in with alcohol, drugs, promiscuity and a cult.

Jackson has a troll YAY! You're now legend here.
Sam "the man" Ronson is one of the ugliest lesbians I've ever seen.

#47, hey, it works with Tom Cruise, right?

LiLo's not gay, she just doesn't have anyone in her life she can trust at all. Ronson is probably more of a true friend and since it's Hollywood-cool to be bi-curious, especially for women -- because there's less of a stigma, she's probably touring that world. the faux shock-value can work for her, too, if it brings another pair of eyes on the scene. the only person LiLo loves is LiLo. this is less her fault than it is a consequence of being raised by horridly opportunistic and wholly irresponsible parents. it'll be interesting to see what happens to LiLo. she could go foster, but she's not really very intelligent, just very, very connected -- maybe that's better -- "better to be lucky than smart," i hear.

this is one sex tape i won't watch. Ronson is barfy.

@36- Let's see, you never shut the fuck up about Kim "Kardaskank"..... and neither does your troll. How does that make him/her unrealistic and not you?

Lohan reminds me waaay too much of Sharon Stone. Her "come hither" over the shoulder thing says to me the same thing Stone's used to: "I think I'm way hotter than I am in reality."

Lohan's looks are plain. H tits are her two best friends, and she's a train-wreck (as is her whole family) so she's the center of attention. If everyone could ignore her for ten frikkin' minutes, she'd evaporate.

C'mon everyone... ignore her like we used to ignore Sharon Stone. Who of course, can only be found sans makeup on The Superficial now. Jeez, wasn't anyone (and by anyone, I'm talking to *you* Fish) paying attention when we learned how to kill off that weed of a human being?

Eh, true, Trover (47).

Hey BunnyButt, deciding one day to start eating tuna, when your entire life has been spent eating red meat is the sign of a mental illness. There is nothing remotely normal or healthy about this behavior. Lohan isn't gay or bi. She's mentally disturbed. When she, inevitably, succumbs to her lifetsyle, you'll probably see her as a tragic figure, like effing Marilyn Monroe. These chicks may be good to look at (on occasion), but they are fucked up in the head and lead lives of not-so-quiet desperation. Pathetic. And then morons like you applaud them. Idiot.

#50 is dead on - Lindsay can't trust her own family, let alone all the Hollywood fakers around her, she's just at the last stop of her self-destructive tour. Hey Lindsay, what's your next film? Or have producers finally woken up to the fact that you're just not a good risk? Your looks (read face) are fading, every day you look more and more like your fucked up mother, so where's your career bitch? It ain't inside this Ronson person's pants, I can tell you that.

Whoever that chick is looks like the Hamburglar in that outfit.

If Lindsay does go both ways, she could sure find a much cuter lesbian than that.

I'm like so totally crushing on #41

i think she looks great

Funny how she's started wearing her hair (the braid) the way Lauren Conrad wears hers.

The difference:

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.

John McCain gave the man his business card and told him to come see him at his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

Hillary was impressed so when they came upon a second homeless man, she decided to help. She walked over to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain’s pocket and took out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless man $5.

When they came upon a third homeless man , Barak told him to “have hope, change is coming…..” and gave him nothing.

More PR crap. I won't believe this until I see the two of them getting married in California. All I see now is just a couple of PR whores.

"Banging" in the sense of the sound the floor makes when her thunder thighs are moving over it.

#61 - no, as a Republican, John McCain stepped over the homeless man and thought to himself "not my fault he was born to the wrong parents."

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barak Hussien Obama are on a plane together in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that unfortunately, heaven is over-crowded and they will each have to answer a question correctly in order to gain admission.

McCain is first and St. Peter asks, "What's the name of the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?"

"Phew, that's easy" says McCain, "the Titanic". "Alright" said St. Peter, "You may pass"

Clinton's question came next. "How many people died on the Titanic?" Clinton replied, "ooh, that's a toughy but fortunately I have just watched the movie. The answer is about 1,500 people died on the Titanic." "Correct" said St. Peter and Clinton passed through.

Last, St. Peter looks at Obama and gives him his question, "OK boy, name 'em."

It's a good thing nobody is talking about firecrotch's lips on those big fat flubbery blubbery rubbery niggerlips, because that would really upset all of the niggerlovers here.

OK, niggerlovers, time to tantrum! Let's see those fiery PC rants!

#61 Heard that one many times - but you forgot the punchline.
Third homeless man says: Oh. By the way you stupid moron/shills - 9/11 was an Inside job.
Barack, Hillary, McCain : An inside what ?
Third homeless man : JOB !!
Then the three continued their walk down the street, but they started walking quite a bit faster.

@45: that is who i thought it was in that picture at first- I was all, "where is this alleged girl?" then I had the horrible realization that stripeyface WAS, in fact, female. not sure if it still IS,. though.

#45....hahahahahahaha. i wish i had thought of that.

Wow she's looking pretty damn good imo.

Picture nine almost looks like it could be Lindsay, Dina, or Lindsay's 30-year-old little sister.

# 57... looks like the Hamburglar ...

Totally.

55, wow, speaking of mentally disturbed. Guess I hit a bit close to home for you. If you could read without having your deep-seated personal issues cloud your thinking, you would've noticed I made no reference whatsoever to Lohan, but was, in fact, responding to 43 (you) about the stupidity and closed-mindedness of categorizing a person's sexual orientation, which is not a matter of choice, with self-destructive behaviors a person willingly chooses to engage in.

Sexual experimentation with people of varying genders isn't a sign of mental illness. Obviously, you aren't aware that, for many people, sexual orientation is a complex issue, and they may have difficulty understanding or accepting theirs. Confusion about one's sexual orientation is not unusual, and experimenting with people of varying genders is one way to figure things out. Just because someone's sexual experience has been with people of one gender doesn't mean his/her orientation is set in stone. Also, unlike you, many people enjoy sex and consider a bit of cross-gender play to be fun.

As for Lohan, like everyone else on the planet, she's responsible for the consequences of her actions. When she goes down, it'll be her own fault. Personally, I don't worship people who fuck up their lives, especially those who have been given the opportunities she has, so I won't be applauding her alive or dead. No, no, don't try tempting me to join your LL fan club. I'm not interested.

As for you, I would guess you're gay, bi or transgendered, can't accept the fact, and hate yourself and the world for it and/or you're a Scientologist who resents your fake "religion" being called a cult and hates everyone who doesn't buy into your hooha. Oh, and your mom was probably an alcoholic, drug abusing nymphomaniac who missed all of your school plays and made you do your own laundry, so you really hate "these chicks" who remind you of her.

A lot of things cruissed my mind with this post.
First, Lindsay: Looking cute but pretty much washed out.
@ the post about the braided hair:nobody fucking cares if Lauren Conrad wears it like that too. In that case, i could say i have wore it like that tons of times before. But hey, i'm not a celebrity. Guess what, neither is she.
So,
then, i found it Hilarious~ all the time must have taken for everybody to get on since the Lohan was posing (flirting?? keep an eye on it SaMan). You can see the Kruger chick literally pushing the gold lame bitch.
By the way, props to Lindsay, must be the only starlet (fucked up one) who doesn't have one inch of cellulite.
No, they're not in love and Yes, they like to fool around getting high.
Another thing is, it's obvious that if Lindsay was in fact a lesbian, she wouldn's stick to the Ronson gal. She's even scared of going out with someone prettier than her. She's pretty vain, so, you'll never see her with another lipstick lesbian, not in a million years, what if the other chick is worst than she is and steals the previous steals of La Lohan?

PS i dont like large comments

I don't really have anything to say. I am very drunk right now and am thinking of making a sandwhich. Maybe break with mustard and dead cockroaches and rat tails with a squeeze of bloody cotex. Then I think I will masturbate to some classic pee wee Herman.
Nobody loves me in this whole world.
I didn't mean to do what I did and I told everyone so.
Wait until they see what I did now!

So which one of them's the butch one? :)

Lindsay is so pretty here.
I wouldnt care if she was a lesbian if maybe she went out with a hot girl.
Sam Ronson is disgusting! She makes me want to barf.
Lindsay looks really good in the gold dress. and I love her hair.

PLEASE PEOPLE, don't believe what you see!!
She's an "american" girl................................................unfortunately!!
This is all her game!!

fuck woman

rumor or not

OK, niggerlovers, time to tantrum! Let's see those fiery PC rants!

Ugh, what a hideous looking beast.

Her nose job is becoming more and more obvious.

Looks like a bad rhinoplasty from the 1950s.

Lindsay is indeed looking smoking here. Elegant dress, nIce legs, nice face, cute freckles.Yum. The fat black chick has a huge zit on her cheek though.

PS: Da Man would chow down on Lindsays titties all night holla!

Ted from LA doesn't like when you refer to yourself in the third person. Jimmy doesn't like it either.

its funny when you ppl try to psychoanalyse these stars like you know what you are talking about...like you aren't ignorant. but really, all you get is from the media. funny that you would write that shit on a wall of a website that is based on the need-to-know basis of celebrity. hypocrites

I'd eat the corn out of Linsay's Sh**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#90,
That's very noble of you, but something tells me Lindsay hasn't had a vegetable in 10 years.

even the spammer at 89 thinks that's a dude.

For all those new here, the above sites (#82, #85, and #89) are phishing site.

looking at this pics.. man, im gonna bang lindsay like there is no tomorrow.. til it bleeds! . believe me.. dump the mime.

..wats up with the phishing sites posted here.. cant u guys remove it ?? some here thought its real.. LOL

#24 - so funny.

#77 I agree with you. Samantha is not at all good-looking.

What the hell people do for publicity.

This is just sucked

Jesus--that thing Lindsay is with is a woman? Lindsay does look great but her Marcel Marceau girlfriend there needs a freaking makeover.

LL is one burnt-out 21 yr old....i hope she lives to see 25.

It looks more like a butch Freddy Krueger than a mime.

I honestly don't think LaLO_HO is gay. Bi? Maybe. I just think they are very close and party/drug buddies. Sam isn't easy on the eyes but you know personality, friendship/loyalty goes a long way. Especially in LA and the biz.
I think linds has a ton of shit to work through and who can blame her for trading teams for a bit- she's been screwed over again and again. That being said I hope she gets her shit together and lives up to her potential.

Two names:

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi...

somebody's gotta be the pretty one, and somebody's gotta be the boy.