May 9 2008Lindsay Lohan is a shitty cat burglar

FIRST you stinking cunthole smegma gobblers

Say what ever you want, she has nice tits.

Are you trying to say that she lacks skill as a cat burglar, or that she resembles a cat covered in shit when she burgles?

Too bad that by the time she hits 30, they'll be sagging lower than her navel.. that'll be attractive... not...
I'll stick with my small, perky breasts, thanks... 38 and they still sit where they should be...

My last comment was directed to The White Urkle - May 9, 2008 1:58 PM
(Say what ever you want, she has nice tits)

Fuck Hollywood, I'd go on a murderous rampage if I had cronies like that "warning me" lmao.

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisp.

I believe Dina Lohan. C'mon guys, she just one the Middling Mom award f ew days ago. I mean that she's the frickin equivalent of Mother Theresa for cryin out loud. The only thing Lindsay could ever steal is my heart.

(okay, even I vomited when I wrote that).

Good God! Shave your pits, you has-been skank!

does that video seem rehearsed or something?
she seems...odd...but a lot better looking/normal then lindsay or nicole

Lindsay is a piece of shit. TRASH THIEVING WHORE!

miss pritchard, that's exactly what i was wondering.
i like jar jar binks superfish, and i'm pretty sure i'm the only person in the world who likes him. does that mean i'm not allowed go to stars wars conventions? it's only pity liking though. i mean jar jar just seems so...alone.

She's starting to resemble Dana Plato, in appearance and deeds..

The gall of those heinous Lohan bitches is fucking sickening. “Laughing hysterically”, those revolting fucking cunts, there is photographic evidence that the bitch jacked the mink. I certainly believe that she stole the models clothes too, that’s exactly what crack whore bitches do. Man I cannot wait to watch this bitch crumble and her fucking hideous mother too, she is racking up so much Karma debt and when it all finally comes back to her it will be like nothing you have EVER seen before. Folks start buying your popcorn because when the Lindsay Lohan FULL ON TRAINWRECK/LIFE UP IN FLAMES finally happens there won't be a kernel to be found. Nothing that has happened to her so far is remotely comparable to what is yet to come. With all the dangerous, negligent and illegal things she does and the fact that her day to day life is documented makes it a scientific certainty that buttloads of shit are going to hittteth the fan, on top of that people are really gunning for her to have an all out explosive plummet to rock bottom, when the pap, the public and Hollywood decide that someone is meant to self destruct they WILL all collectively make it happen. That is the upside of fame, it usually comes crashing down and leaves you face first in a smorgasbord of fattening Karma. Her demise is coming…

Wow~! Lilo really IS a mean girl!!!

I think that girl Lauren is wearing clear braces, or has a tongue-thrust lisp.

But, seriously, who needs friends when you've got thieving house-sitters.

#14 - relax, you fucking loser. The point is to try to write a funny comment, not a raving piece of gibberish that only shows that, lacking a real life, you take all of this way too seriously.

#2

If you mean by the complete lack of nipples, yes, I guess she does.

why did she need someone to house sit? Why isn't she pissed at the person who was supposed to be watching her house? If I was her I'd get a good lawyer. I'm glad i'm not famous, hollywood sounds like high school but more hellish.

It's like Lilo is that girl Parker Posey played in "Party Girl." Stealing rich girl's clothes. Don't they know LiLo snorted all her money up already?

I would love to lick every freckle on her body. Including, and especially, the ones on her ass.

White. Trash.

OMG... would you catch up with the WORLD Fish-Gutz?

#16. Lindsay try to use more creative names than 'Stan" (your manager who you fuck for roles) .

Gibberish?? I guess it is "gibberish" for mentally retarded fucks who can't read for the rest of us, it's English with some slang thrown in. Actually a lot of people find the karma this bitch has coming pretty fucking hilarious.

Perhaps she steals stuff from the litter box...

That Lauren Hastings story is over a year old and the court found her claims about Lohan "without merit" long ago. Must be a slow news Friday

That Lauren Hastings story is over a year old and the court found her claims about Lohan "without merit" long ago. Must be a slow news Friday

Lindsay is such a blond wannabe. Her skin is fucking hideous, she's CLEARLY embarassed by her freckles and she has the ugliest dumpy chub legs on the planet, which is why she is always sporting those black leggings for the slimmin affect. Sadly a montage of Lindsay in her tights looks similar to extra large sausage franks shoved into the fingers of a black glove. Her belly has the look of a plump sausage too, especially those non-cooked ones because they look all freckled just like the whore does. it's funny that she's all "I'm LINDSAY LOHAN" Ya we know you are bitch and it ain't a fucking good thing. Everyone is laughing AT you.

Whatever "lazarus" also known as Lindsay's P.R. rep. Lindsay 'smoney bought a "without merit" ruling. Money makes merit go bye, bye.

This is old news. Lindsay robbed her like a year ago. That's when Nicole Richie was a bitch to her about it, too. I wonder how she feels now that that skank tried to steal something from one of her dear friends. The sad thing is I believe Dina when she says those psychos were laughing about it over the phone.

Wow..WooooHoooo. I;m Wasted. Fuck this Linsdssy chick. my face is numb and i;m seeing double. Amen

aWHooo hooo

She's a full-out, 100% insane psycho sex-and-drugs nympho. A perfect Saturday night hook up (of course you'd wear a condom, when don't you???), especially when you're bored. Naturally you can't be gay or a fat girl (so that rules out 99.99% of you).

Sweet! I was first!! And my vulgar vocabulary is outstanding!! Cheers troll..

FRIST!!! Quit lurking and post something. I'm bored.. Auntie? Jimbo? Ted? Bunny? Where are the lunatics?? Anexio??

#23 - that's even worse. Did she steal something from you? Otherwise, who cares about her or any other celebrity, except somebody who can't tell the difference between real life and entertainment?

"the karma this bitch has coming"

lmao. You have no idea what "karma" means. Take a chill pill, psycho.

jeez, 23, calm down, you're stressing me out!

How did you know I was lurking??????????? Are you stalking me veggi??

Actually I had to WORK for like an hour straight (go figure, huh?) and just now I was reading the comments and shaking my head a lot.

Then I was thinking how Wynona Ryder steals shit and she's probably got money to pay for it too, but Lindsay is such a pathetic loser that instead of stealing from Saks or whatever a high priced store is called (I wouldn't know) she steals out of people's closets. GROSS, used clothes, why doesn't she just steal from Goodwill??

I not sure if she has a face anymore

I'm tired of these ugly people. It's about time for a Kim Kardashian post.

i agree, with tits like those take what ever you want!!

@38 I agree with you. It's time for a new post. Fish, certainly Kim K. stole something too or did some other fucked up thing today, right??

Yeah Auntie, I lent her my credit card and the bitch never gave it back!!

@36 - no no no no no (no), that's what makes Lindsay special, in all senses of the word. The only antisocial behavior she's interested in involves directly fucking over (or just fucking) somebody else, like commandeering a car and speeding like a raging maniac after your just-fired assistant. It's always very personal. All she does is make bad movies and bad albums (hey, everybody needs a job), she skips the extras (clothing lines, perfumes, dolls), so that she has enough time to say FUCK YOU to specific people in her life, in as many ways as she possibly can, all of which sound like they happened in a completely fucked up movie that would actually be fun to watch. How can you not love that (from afar)?

Geh...that actually reminds me of someone I knew in high school..

lol, this redneck fails at everything she does. the parents should not be allowed to walk free in this country. they belong in prison.

I wish the whole Lohan family would just DIAF.

Yes #2 - her tits continue to make her relevant.

She should avoid any straight forward shot if possible (for her face). The tits however are just adored by the camera - from any angle.

What are you all smoking? Lilo is the classiest woman of all time. I would marry her.

And go motorboatin' all day, every day.

in the second paragraph I think there may be a typo...it says "a disgusted Dina Lohan" I think they it was supposed to say "a disgusting Dina Lohan" to be more accurate.

#47. That is the funniest shiot I have ever heard IN MY LIFE. Classiest? FUCK NO. Classy even? Hells no. Bitch has nothin' but tits, bitches who have nothin' but tits to offer are always trashy whores. She a common whore nothing less nothing more, here for our mocking pleasure. She's nothing but a classless fuck up. But man is she fucking entertaining, she's the biggest joke on the planet next Paris Hilton. God I hope she's barren, thanks to all that coke she probably is.

P.S. Tyler Durden would not do Lindsay Lohan, unless doing means punching her in the ovaries, because Tyler Durden would definitely punch Blohan in her lohvaries.

#4

Who on earth cares about what she looks like at 30? That would be like me trying to pick which Whole Food salad looks the best, when choosing only from those four days past the expiration date. Jeez... People even have sex with 38 year olds?

She's a shitty cat burglar AND... a shitty grapefruit smugler.

#48. Phenomenal. You win "the best comment of the day" which I have no authority to award you, but that won't stop me as I do many things without having the authority, like go around with my billy club and smack random ugly people and tell them to "respect my authoritay!" (that's why Lindsay is always sportin' bruises on her legs.. well one of the reasons, also Dina beats her).

#49. P.P.S. and then if anyone told him it was wrong to punch girls he'd say "it wasn't me, Edward Norton did it."

Moronic sheep!

Ever thought that she was cold and askd if she could barrow the jacket? Then the bitch model had a bitchy of an idea and set Lohan up. But the problem with her whole theft story is that fact that Lohan returned the fucking jacket! If she did in fact steal it then why would she return it? Think you stupid fucks.

It's not stealing if you return it the very next day. Duh!

hey babe...

take a gap year ?

see the worlds ?

hmmmmmmmmm.... : )

...and have fun doing it : )

to Nathiest (aka Lohan)

You returned the coat because the real owner was about to have you arrested for theft.

Rusty skinned loser....

hey babe...

taqke a gaqp year

oops...

a "gap year"

there you go....

nice annd calm ~ ~ ~ ~

shhhhh

ok everybody's welcome

squeeze us ?

ok looks like we almost all here ?

[who's missing ?
guys... : ) ) )

did you think there could even be a party without us ? : )))

OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Yep see herbiefrog is Blohan or one of her little friends, that faux poet babble is what people write when they snort a lot of coke, it's amazing how drugs can make you think your brilliant when you are really the village idiot, speaking of which Amy Swinehouse, the filthy little pig addict, must think she's fucking Einstein (in both sense of the word, the bitch is out to lunch PERMANENTLY).

#52 Jeez, you're about as dumb as Lohan, thinking she could take a coat like that and no one would object. She'd have it still if she hadn't been busted by pictures showing her wearing it - and it wasn't returned the next day, either. It's stealing if you deliberately take something that isn't yours - whether you return it within 24 hours, minutes, days or years means nothing, it's still theft.
Odd how she didn't take it, but her attorney mysteriously had it to return it to the owner when she treatened a lawsuit? Funny how Dina Lohan - and you - kind of missed that bit.

Now bend over and go "baaa," sheep boy.

#52 Jeez, you're about as dumb as Lohan, thinking she could take a coat like that and no one would object. She'd have it still if she hadn't been busted by pictures showing her wearing it - and it wasn't returned the next day, either. It's stealing if you deliberately take something that isn't yours - whether you return it within 24 hours, minutes, days or years means nothing, it's still theft.
Odd how she didn't take it, but her attorney mysteriously had it to return it to the owner when she treatened a lawsuit? Funny how Dina Lohan - and you - kind of missed that bit.

Now bend over and go "baaa," sheep boy.

Lindsay LoLIFE.

That'll teach the little clothes snatching theif.

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

#27 I totally agree with you...but I'll admit shes got a great boob job

@62

no, bitch, her boobs are real!! didn't the NY mag photos serve as proof?

I think she is even more dirty in person!!

63, they looked like implants put under the muscle to me.

Lindsay's sense of entitlement is fucking disgusting. A child's behavior, good or bad is a direct result of parent's ability. Her mother is just like her. That's where she gets it. That family is totally disfunctional. She a mean spirited, selfish, narcisstic, sociopath. I can't believe she still has any career left. She disgustingly tragic.