May 14 2008Lily Allen's boobs say 'How do you do?'

I don't get it, what are boobs?

She has a third nipple under her left breast, no joke.

This is what you deserve - especially the last picture - all you chubby-chasing sickos who swoon over Kim Kardashian. Enjoy.

its good to see her happy.

She's a dead ringer for veggi, especially in terms of body shape.

look at the one of her sitting down ..Holy Hefferiffic ...Eww lmao

She's rather chunky, but like her "I could give a rat's ass if you thought so" attitude.

Least they are not fake and nasty.

she looks like melanie griffith at 50

Those are pretty delicious, but I bet I'd get bleach in my mouth if I tried nursing on them.

I was eating lunch. Thanks a lot.

I was eating lunch. Thanks a lot.

She looks horrible as a blond. Yikes!

@5 Troll, Veggi's boobs are bigger!!

If I were stranded in the Artic in the dead of winter, I'd slice open that huge belly and crawl inside to keep warm and survive the night. Otherwise I wouldn't touch this disgusting fat pig.

her teeets look teeeny compared to her tum

At least she has a pleasant personality...

how many hundred pounds has she put on?
Her titties are very nice if you don't look at the rest of her.

"British singer Lily Allen kicked it "Breasts in the Wind" style"

more like, "Git In Mah Bellay" style

She's just a less hairy version of all the guys you see at the beach who are middle-aged and have really let themselves go.

Lily Allen has had a difficult year so far after suffering a miscarriage in January and splitting from boyfriend Ed Simons from band the Chemical Brothers. So she's not pregnant she's just a little chunky.

Saddest part? THIS is the goal that the female commenters are desperately trying to reach by crash-dieting before beach season.

#3

You would never see Kim Kardaskank do this because she always has to cover her huge wide loose butt!

Fucking hell, someone warn Myanmar about the coming tidal wave caused by this twat's cliff jump!! This lumpy limey needs to keep out of fish and chip shop.

omg what the hell has she done with her hair ? damn that looks shitty.

#12 I agree.

/she looks nice chunky.

lily allen is fucking awesome. thanks for the pics. i like that last chubby pic. it reminds me of my awesome beer and wine belly.

@20 - that was 5 months ago

More boobs, less gut

#3 actually she had a miscarriage and the stomach is because she hasn't starved herself back to a shape that you morons are more comfortable with.

I thought Mad Cow Disease had been contained to England.

"and the stomach is because she hasn't starved herself back to a shape that you morons are more comfortable with."

or,

"and the stomach is because she's fat."

See? Honesty allows you to be concise.

wow...

#29

A woman does not get that fat from being pregnant for 1-2 months! She is just a fat chick. A healthy pregnant woman will gain 1-2 pounds within the first 2 months.

Oh, boo-hoo, it was the January miscarriage. Unless it happened early in the pregnancy, in which case why would she be so fat now (or at all)? Hold on - somebody told me I can use my porn machine to find information...

"In mid-December, a representative for the singer told BBC News that Allen had been dating Simons since September and that they were "obviously both thrilled by the news" about the pregnancy, but that they would not comment any further. "As the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy, as the health of Lily and their child is their paramount concern," said the spokesperson, who was not named."

The cool thing about Lily Allen is that if you asked her directly, she'd say "Yeah, I got fuckin' fat!"

My tits are bigger.

#5

I thought vegie was a guy because the other day vegie bragged about her SBD fart. Usually a guy will be this gross. If she is a chick then she must be the kind of chick that works in my office. She is gross and loves to smell her own stench. She will fart in an office and walk away requiring the ladies in the accounting office to work in the conference room until the stench goes away. She never sprays after using the rest room so we have to spray and wait 20 minutes for the stench to go away.

Bigger than what?

"For those of you who don't know who Lily Allen is, allow me to fill you in on the relevant info: She's the topless chick in the photos I just posted."

OK, now that was funny.

She got so fat by sucking all that negro dick. Negro spooge is very fattening due to all the Colt 45 intake.

She had a miscarriage because she does drugs.

She's FAT because she eats too much.

Two words for all her "defenders" - personal responsibility.

All of you idiots can say how ugly and fat she is, but half of you have probably dated a girl (or are a girl) that is just as big.

im way thinner than her but i can still say that she looks beautiful the way she is.

you are pathetic. please women stop fueling this idea that we should be too thin to be beautiful. it's all about being healthy and feeling good in your own skin.

#42 - Please define "date"..............does getting freaky with an unfortunate sized gal after 14 or 15 shots of Wild Turkey constitute a date? If so.....I'm guilty.

Well I think she looks fabulous.

nice gut

now thats a real woman, we love you lily!

"All of you idiots can say how ugly and fat she is, but half of you have probably dated a girl (or are a girl) that is just as big."

So what? Americans have become fat so let's just accept it and pretend it's attractive? Why does any sane person think this "fat acceptance" bullshit is ever going to work?

And to the people fretting about a "too thin ideal" - I really don't think that's a problem here. Saying Lily Allen should drop some weight is not exactly holding her to an anorexic standard. Plus, take a good look at the specifics - she's put on weight and is carrying it around her midsection. Why, exactly, are you saying that's just fine? It's a change that's not a positive for her in any way, and a change she can reverse. Why should she be mindlessly encouraged not to change back to her healthier self?

now SHE'S normal. she's pretty, normal body sized, and she has a cute personality.

MAN THE HARPOONS @! !! ! ! ! ! ! one!1!!

They say blondes have more fun..I say they just get whore-ier..

weird... about half the people on this site are defending her or her size... but almost no one defends kim kardashian when she's blogged about- even though kim is much thinner than lily! they're both overweight, as far as i'm concerned, but personally, i don't give a shit.

Jesus you know youre too fat when your stomach sticks out farther than your tits. Baddd

@48 I told you she can't keep the black dick out of her mouth and neither can you.

@51 FRIST Who has blond hair??

I'd do her in a heartbeat. She has a great personality and thicker women are great fucks!

Um, LILY, can't you see the pictures??

Ugh... You're right she is nasty as a blond and topless. But put them together? :'(

Ugh... You're right. She is nasty as a blond AND she's topless. But put them together? :'(

@57 FRIST, Sorry, I didn't even notice..

Haters! Go Away!

Jesus, you all are so mean. I think she is beautiful and healthily scrumptious looking. Really? All your nasty comments about her pregnancy are so.... mean-spirited.

Everyone needs to chill. Let the lady have her day at the beach, eh? I bet you all are ugly fat fats with nine children and webbed toes.

Are you people REALLY that provincial? Don't you realize that it's perfectly normal to go topless on beaches in France, Italy, Croatia, etc. etc. etc.? Yes folks there really ARE places where women go topless without a bunch of dumbasses flipping their shit of seeing some BOOBIES! Oh my! I can see her BOOBIES! Sheesh. Can't you go look at the bra section in some Sears catelogs or something? It appears to be the right speed for the majority of you repressed idiots. I'm just glad I travel a lot. It would be very depressing indeed if I thought all men everywhere were like the majority who post here. You're like one step removed from FLDS.

I like her tits but she needs to tone up.

Yep, the last picture really sucks, for sure. And the hair is WAY too bleached.

That being said, in the rest of the pictures she looks quite pretty, IMO. Very fresh-faced, naturally pretty.

HAHAHAHA ....I seriously doubt she would let any of you touch her anyway.
You don't make nearly enough money. Go ahead and read this post and leave your unsolicited rantings about a woman who would'nt do you to begin with.
Who looks the fool ? She's vacationing in France - where are you toads ?

Have A Great Day {{ (_|_) }}

Heh,
"but we'll see how ya feel
in a couple o' weeks,
as I work my way through your mates"

Love Lilly's lyrics, love Lilly's tits.

Really though, those look delicious.

Sorry I didn't get your joke Jimbo.

Don't these pics remind you of the Mira Sorvino or whatever her name is topless pics?? They are like twins, well quadruplets, really..

@62 YogaGirl, First, we are not in France, Italy, Croatia, or etc.etc. etc. I have been to those places as well and women don't walk around with their boobs out all the time. When they are topless, the men notice. Men always notice naked women.
Second, Why would I look at the Sears catalog for boobs? How fricken old are you? We now look in the Fredrick's and VS catalog if we want to look at boobs.
Third, This is a web site to vent and make juvenile comments. If you don't like it here, you can kiss my ass!!! How is that for provincial?

Hey yogagirl-

um..Duh we're americans. We REALLY are that provincial!

yogagirl said:
Are you people REALLY that provincial? Don't you realize that it's perfectly normal to go topless on beaches in France, Italy, Croatia, etc. etc. etc.? Yes folks there really ARE places where women go topless without a bunch of dumbasses flipping their shit of seeing some BOOBIES! Oh my! I can see her BOOBIES! Sheesh. Can't you go look at the bra section in some Sears catelogs or something? It appears to be the right speed for the majority of you repressed idiots. I'm just glad I travel a lot. It would be very depressing indeed if I thought all men everywhere were like the majority who post here. You're like one step removed from FLDS.

I god, I can't get the vomit taste out of my mouth. Nothing worse than a fat-fugly chick with small tits. Gag

Lily Allen, doesn't she have any pride? I mean to walk around so fat with a belly like that and to look so foolish. Fame really goes right to your head.

Oh god, I can't get the vomit taste out of my mouth. Nothing worse than a fat-fugly chick with small tits. Gag

no decent breasts were harmed in the making of this cliff dive

What a coincidence: I have the same type of body and I'm a 62-year-old male. Just kidding...I'm 65...
But seriously: She looks mighty fine! Mmmh...

I love this girl. Not loving the hair color change, but I love her.

Holy crap, those who think that she's fat are REALLY, REALLY f*cked in the head.

She has a superb body indeed, and if you think that's fat, you can go ahead with your loving of skin stretched over bones...

Absolutely disgusting.

WWWWWWOOOOOHHHOOOOOOO Not to Shabby

SHE IS ONE UGLY WOMAN!!!

If I had boobs that small & a belly that big, damned if I'd all ow anyone to take a pic of me!!! I don't care if she IS preggies!

"She has a superb body indeed"

Sounds like you're channeling Ed Grimley.

Say "she's normal" or "her body is lovely" and do it logged in under a male name...none of that matters. Small tits over a big belly. Ugly.

British beauty!!!

Agreed: small tits + fat stomach = gross

But just so I don't sound sexist or shallow, if she had medium sized tits or big tits, she'd be absolutely fine. Thick chicks with tits are great. Lilly Allen, not so much :(

Veggie is a scabby cunt

COW! SHE MAKES KIM K LOOK ANOREXIC!

ew its so sad. we know that she is fat, but she was living a healthy life D:

The blond hair is really not workin for her.

#71/73-iHateDemocrates-What exactly is a Democrate? Is it a half crate? And why do you hate them so much? You must have very strong feelings on this matter to post twice. Oh wait, you probably meant Democrat. Never mind, explains everything.

she's fugly and untalented and looks idiotic with that hair

@ 89, i thought democrates rhymed with socrates.... : )

This chick is a load.

http://pharmaweblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/549px-Central_Obesity_011.jpg

That is obese.

Lily Allen is may not be the skinniest person ever at this moment, but she is far from being anywhere near the average size of an obese person in America. Leave her alone until her weight actually reaches something drastic, not just a little pudge on the stomach.

How can any one sit here and honestly harass someone brave enough to just go topless with out a perfect body? SO WHAT. Oh god someone shoot her for having enough self-esteem to not give a rats ass what any of your arrogant jerks think. Thats whats important, not how she looks but the fact that she can do what she wants and not give a damn

Also, for anyone who said Kim K is overweight...WTF dude she does pin up and models mostly naked, with millions of men drooling over her. Having and ass and boobs doesn't make you over weight, its how your body is built. I bet if you took her BMI she's in a perfectly healthy range.

This is really scraping the bottom of the boob/body barrel.

This is really scraping the bottom of the boob/body barrel.

I'd do her.

She just can't bull off that blonde hair.

She just can't pull off that blonde hair.

Didn't this site used to make FUN of the fat and ugly? Is Fish trying to suggest that she is anything but either of those? What HAPPENED to this site?

She's ugly and fat. I can't understand for the life of me how anyone can look at these pictures and say that she isn't fat. Especially knowing how much money she has (she can hire a personal trainer). And the fact that her breasts are on the smaller side only accentuates how big her gut is. Sorry. I call it as I see it.

And I'd also like to add that its weird how everyone always makes fun of Kim K. and Jennifer Love-Hewitt for being overweight, but they're both in much better shape than this chick.

Most of the women posting about how fat she is won't even put on a bikini. Every woman has some roll in their stomach when they sit down EVERY ONE.

I would never go topless outside tho and I think she should be more worried about showing her man boobs than her stomach.

Everyone is being so ugly about her size, as usual. Isn't she pregnant??

Everyone is being so ugly about her size, as usual. Isn't she pregnant??

Lily Allen's boobs say 'How do you do?' :

I'd be doin a lot better if you'd put some damn clothes on

One day all of you people are going to be burning in the depths of hell.

#37, i apologise.

and lilly allen looks better than i thought she would. meh, not terrible. there's nothing super gross and she looks happy. so... meh.

i can understand the chunky comments, she could lose a little weight, but she's certainly not grotesque and what's with the small boobs comments as in "if i had boobs that small, I would never let someone take a pic of me!". you can control your weight, but you can't control your boobie size. you could be perfectly healthy and not have huge boobs. They are made of fat anyway. I don't see what's wrong with having small tits...you shouldn't have plastic surgery just to please a superficial standard.

p.s. i would go topless/bottomless out and about if people wouldn't make fun of me or make lewd comments. but the average repressed stiff who doesn't feel comfortable naked in front of their doctors just take my nudity as an excuse to advise me how to trim my body hair and where I could improve myself. and i'm pretty ok looking. but not as good as porn.

#107

Maybe so but spending an eternity with these clowns would be a hell of a lot more fun than having to endure an eternity in heaven with people like you!!

Lily luv, repeat after me ..... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#5 cliff-diving could pass for Britney Spears!

she's one cool lady.

Lily has always had a bit of weight on her. Big fucking deal. So she's hanging out with friends in France (where most women go topless) and some scummy papparazzi took these invasive pictures from half a mile away with out her knowledge. Most celebs would call the paps, pose for the pictures, have them airbrushed and then you would all be happy with how "beautiful" they are. Americans are awesome.

Has the Superficial Writer finally lost it by posting pics of a topless sasquatch?

When your stomach starts protruding further than your boobs, its time to do something drastic. Like...uh...jump into shark infested waters. (See last picture)

One of the nicest thing about this girl is her black hair, red lips, beautiful white teeth and white skin.

Wait a minute.....

Lily Allens gut says "pass the sausage and bisquits"...

who's the fat, blond boy?

Who the hell is she ..superfish did you watch porn before posting that????

@7 I could give a rats ass?
Why do stupid americans say this "I could care less" moronspeak??

It is meant to " I couldn't care less" which means I really care so little its not possible to care any less, however our thick and hick American cousins have it wrong AGAIN with "I could care less" which means they CARE. THICK fuckers!
300 million morons its damned scary.

@7 I could give a rats ass?
Why do stupid americans say this "I could care less" moronspeak??

It is meant to " I couldn't care less" which means I really care so little its not possible to care any less, however our thick and hick American cousins have it wrong AGAIN with "I could care less" which means they CARE. THICK fuckers!
300 million morons its damned scary.

Anyone this large should be put down. And when i say put down, i mean killed and all record of her existance be destroyed.

@ 122 You must also be a tub of ass. Poor, poor bloke.
Clean the skids out of your nickers and start learning Russian or Chinese- it will help you communicate with you future government leaders...

WHAT A WHALE!

This place has the most worthless retarded people posting. I think the "decent" people should take over. I really feel discouraged about humanity when I read the comments here but I do it in hope to see a few good ones, it reassures me.

But I must say american dudes are really the worst. We can spot you a mile away, with your ugly bermuda shorts and baseball caps...you are amazingly stupid and ugly.

she's got those ugly Rachel Ray tits. all set up weird on the chest.

Yack.

"This place has the most worthless retarded people posting. I think the "decent" people should take over."

#126, if you had any "decency" as you call it, you wouldn't be trolling this sight in the first place. Like one the poster stated, this sight is to vent and make juvenile remarks. So STFU, you racist, European piece of shit, or whoever the fuck you are.

#121.

He/she- you really need help. What the hell was THAT psycho babble about?

If you don't get it, or our lingo, and I have to explain it to you, then WHO is the moron?

I guess saying, "I could give a rats ass" is very confusing to you. Its called a play on words you DUMB FUCK! I guess AMERICANS are just too clever for you. *rolls eyes*

She looks beautiful to me.

She may be a little meaty, but I'd nail her. British chicks are freaks.

And furthermore, Moi, this whole sight is basically about trashing and making fun of celebrities. You want to see nice and positive comments then what the hell are you doing on this sight?!! You mental retard!

And furthermore, Moi, this whole site is basically about trashing and making fun of celebrities. You want to see nice and positive comments then what the hell are you doing on this sight?!! You mental retard!

#122- It's called sarcasm, you fucking retard. If you're going to correct other people's grammar then yours should be perfect. And it's not.

#126 Moi- I agree with you.

This chick isn't fat. She is flabby and untoned but that is not the same as fat. I would bet any amount of money that a doctor would not think she is unhealthy and that her BMI is within normal range.

#48 Cindy- the question is, why do you care about the weight of someone you have never and will never met? Why should it be your business? Do you think Lily Allen is going to check this website and be like, hey Cindy thinks I'm not healthy, I better do something to change that?? Really, you're not that important.

#128- It's hypocrisy. Maybe if you want to convince people that we Americans are not retarded, you should try to spell things correctly, and just be...NOT retarded.

#126 - You forget to mention the fact that we shave our nads and generally don't smell like raw sewage. I know that cleanliness is a real turn off to some, but we'll just have to deal with screwing the pretty girls from your country. It is the American way.

I'm fine, thanks.
I like your body including the TITS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
They look to me as LESBIAN ONES!!
wanna meet and GREET?

this confirms my long held theory:
English chicks are friggin' disgusting (comparatively speaking).

@43:
I love you you defend her body type only after adding a qualifier, "I'm way thinner than her, but...."

She looks like a chubby 14 yr-old lad

There's really not much to see.

I think she looks cute and the only picture she looks chubby in is the last one and I'm sure a lot of you (including myself) don't always have the flattest looking abs in certain positions.

I think that she looks beautiful. The last photo is a bit unfortunate....but everyone looks unfortunate in such a twisty pose. She has a great body.

@#137--I have been married for a long time, are all American dudes shaving their "nads" now or what? And if so, WHY!!!!

i think shes very pretty ... good voice ... awesome songs ... but, she doesnt look that good with the new hair ... she should go back to being a brunette ... and as for her body size, she seems to be fine with it and thats all that should matter ... she looks good ... i mean, im pretty sure that the average women is what, a size 10 ... so yeah ... she looks good :)

and totally agree with 143

#145 - I can show you, but you have to promise to kiss whatever I whip out.

lmao@all the desperates trying to make people see her as attractive.

The last picture looks exactly like one of the seals you sometimes see sunning itself on a dock.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-lily_allen_topless.php?bfm_index=6

She looks healthy to me. I adore Lily. She's so talented and gorgeous. Whoever looks beautiful after getting out of a pool or the ocean, ect, is pretty lucky. Most girls look gross. They're hair is gross, no makeup, ect. Also, when most people sit down they look chunkier. It's normal you dumb shits.

Nope.

Big belly and massive thighs.

Fat.

(ok, back to the Stevie Wonder fan club commenters...)

For those who are criticising Lily's body:

SHE IS A NORMAL WOMAN.

Sure, her tummy is a bit big at the moment but does that mean she should hide away indoors and not enjoy her life? Everybody's weight flunctuates and everybody has insecurities. Of course, those of you taking the piss of her are obviously supermodel fit... :-l

As for her breasts - society has become so twisted that a lot of people are unable to appreciate anything but taught, stretched, freak-show plastic watermelons. Look at Botticelli's venus - she had a small chest and curvy shap and was once seen as the height of attractiveness. What are we doing to ourselves??

Women have not become less attractive - society has become more screwed up.

What a bunch of idiot assholes.

How clueless and cruel can you be, complaining about the weight of a woman who was pregnant but her baby died.

Rot in hell.

I had never seen Lily Allen before, except as a SIMS in the game, where she is a sexy brunette
I would expect someone with so much talent and wits to know better than to have ugly yellow bleached hair
And her body is really ugly, bad proportions, but that's not her fault. The hair is her fault. No wonder he fucked the girl next door - smile -

@42, yup i did.

This girl's mid section looks like a barrel. If she put on pants and wore one of those old fashioned deep sea diver helmets and connected the two with 3 sets of suspenders and stood out and burned in the sun for a day or two then took everything off she would look more like a barrel.

But it's what's in the barrel that's most important, right #40......

Ok let's recap...

- We probably all would
- Her pop career is cack
- Who cares if she's a bit chunky, her tits are phenomenal and it's her hair that is freaking everyone out

seems like ALL THE MEN IN HERE ARE HOOKED ON INTERNET PORN, and believe that the airbrushed bullshit is real and bubblehed paris hilton has anything to do with womanhood. paris is a fucking troll and kim k is hot but she has been used as a mens urinal and nothing about her is real....she is as REAL AS A FUCKING CARTOON, so for all you fucking homos who are ragging on real women like lilly, for not being some skinny bubble head freak without two brain cells to rub together, your a total fag who has come to BELIEVE THAT THE WOMEN IN MAGAZINES LIKE MAXIM are real. no go stick your dick in a blender. i would def like to bang lilly, because i like women, i like tits, ass women, women women. i like women who have hips, tits and intelligence. fags.

Them are some little, little, titties! Her belly sticks out further than her pregnant titties. When is she due??

wow she is burnt! have fun peeling :)

Ok hello americans real women do have stomachs and for those people on here who said she is fat YOU are the reason why there are kids starving themselves to look like anorexic models you have such a bad idea of body image and are promoting negative views that people pick up on!

One unflattering belly pic and you jump on her like a pack of rabid hyenas - SHAME ON YOU!

and get a life, people come in all different shapes and sizes, at least Lilly has curves unlike some of the stick insect negative role models out there!

How can someone go from looking half decent topless whilst standing up to then looking like she swallowed a baby when she sits down??

I agree with #161. She didn't look that bad standing up.

But yes, she probably is overweight. And the people who are talking about her stomach are right- having a lot of weight in your midsection is unhealthy and it's one of the characteristics of metabolic syndrome which is dangerous.

she is fine!! would def do her, she might be a littlle over weight but she is gorgeous and real, instead of starved plasric american bimbos

You're all freaks trying to outdo each other. She is VERY doable.

SHE IF FUCKING PREGNANT YOU FATIST CUNTS

She's gross... and she has super duper small tits. Go get a breast enhancement Lilly Allen!

http://pharmaweblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/549px-Central_Obesity_011.jpg

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

purrfect amount of gurl meat topped off with perkynipz

What a moose!!!

You know what? Bigger girls are better fuckers. It's true, and to be honest I'd rather screw Lily than a skinny chick- don't knock it til you tried it is all I have to say. Bigger girls are better fuckers, who would have known?

I think she is gorgeous.Great tits.I'd fuck her!

I think she is gorgeous.Great tits.I'd fuck her!

And you think Britney Spears is bad?
Give me a break.
Lily looks disgusting now.

Pues yo creo que esta ha de ser la más desagradable de sus fotos. Saludos.

I have no doubt all of you look slim and perfect.

You people are incredible. She's not a cow. She's not a whale. She's not a fat ass. She's just a girl, feeling happy enough about herself to sit in the sun and laugh outloud. Enjoy life. Try is sometime, you fucking bitter hateful fuckers.

Love some Lilly.

she looks kinda hungry to me, somebody give her some food...she's wasting away...oh, the sign says DON'T feed the animals...,

i just love boobs small boobs big boobs all shapes an sizes ow my gosh check out them og bobby johnsons---damm i gotta get outta here

oh leave her alone, good on her for getting an even tan!

Yawn. Clothed. Naked. She's still a tool.