May 22 2008Kristen Bell must work out

FRIST!! Nice Ass!

Wowiee!

maybe first....5! nice ass indeed.

holy shit!

She's stocky and short-legged, with an unremarkable ass.

FIsh Dude, if you could not come up with some more boobs, the nice ass comes in a great second place..

When In Rome, What Happens In Vegas, I mean.....comon!!!!!!!!

btw, her ass looks like mine! wo!

Thong th-Thong Thong. :)

mmm now I'm thinking it's analignus for dinner. thanks fish.

I can see her thong. Smack!

yeah, either that or she's just young & tight. I used to look like that in my early 20's... and I lived off of junk food, weed, beer, etc and never worked out; talk about taking things for granted! I thought it would last forever...wah!

She has a nice tight ass unlike Kim Kardaskanks saggy cellulite wide fat ugly butt who relies on a girdle or photoshop to improve her huge butt. Kristen is 5'1" and Kim is 5'3". If you put Kim and Kristen together then Kim would look obese.

I want to be the daddy to her babies.

#11

You can still firm up by using weights 2-3 times a week for 20-30 minutes. I still drink beer, smoke weed, and munch in moderation to maintain my shape.

I am agree with the words you speak. Very much nice. She is work out many times, yes? I show to sister, she try to look that way. It will be very hard for her. (sad face)

ok Erica, now that we all know you're jealous, you can visit a plastic surgeon and buy Bell's perfect apple-bottom ass.
Good luck with that

Welcome to last week.

That chick has no ass at all... looks like any other chick you see on the street

When in Rome - follow the chic with the Bionic Ass

Sooooo nice. So very nice. Dear God, thank you for this. Now I will stop masterbating like I promised.. err.. how about tomorrow?

Gotta give her props, that is a nice ass. Most people's ass looks like a burlap sack full of puppies or something (you know what I mean), few look as good in tight spandex. Bravo, Kristen. You do short chicks proud.

#5: Yeah, right...

Apple bottom, Chris? More like one slice of an apple strapped to a pair of short legs. She is cute, but she looks like every other girl.

#18

This is because you are use to seeing the average overweight fat ass American.

I am drooling like a caveman

Erica, you seem a bit jealous. Maybe you wish you looked like her? Or maybe you can't wear pants like that bc your dick pokes out

No tits, nice ass, another midget body. Camera love midget bodies, but they look awful in person. But, somehow, in photographs, it is good to have all the body parts squeezed into a small area.

@23- I don't think you read the whole post before responding.

@15 Namaste Dilawar, I've tried calling the help desk, but I'm getting nowhere. I'm having trouble with the printer thingy. Can you or someone else in customer service help me out??

Wow

#1 hey thanks!! I do ok...

Maaannn, lots of salty women on here...
That ass is fucking tight. If I were her assistant I would tongue bathe her

Sorry, I was too aroused to finish my last post. I was going to say, this is the type of woman that my mother said she would go gay for.

I like the thong outline in the ass shot always a favorite of mine.

Bellisima. Scusi, how is it you Americans say, I wanna tappa that assa?

She has a nice compact ass, but is a little short.
On a side note, Erica has a beautiful ass, and fills pants
like that perfectly everyday, I would know.

Where are the stars with something other than a girl next door appeal ?

28- I laugh so hard at your joke, yes? I show your post to my young brother, he tech person. I translate to his english very poor. More poor than mine! He hate job very much so. I say to him, he need job to get the money for a wife, yes? He happy with woman in our country. I am very much want american blonde.

USDA prime, top choice!

Much better than those Brittney shots.

My ass looks just like that and I even have those pants. We also look alike in the face. I'm not impressed, because it's like looking at me. zzzzzzzzzzz

Awwww, whte-knighting on the superfish. Don't worry, it's not trying too hard at all.

28- You eat turd. I pee your face. Hee hee hee

I think she did that just for you Fish. She got the idea from Ignacio when he tried to impress Sister Incarnacion with his glutes.

You could crack an egg on that ass, wow

Nice ! Dax Shephard is tapping that, good going.

42- You not the real Dilawar. I have, what you say on the site "troll", yes? It is me, real Dilawar. This person, copy me.

@37 Dilawar, Ganeesh has blessed you.. You already earned a troll, see #42.

Who is the punker Al-Qaeda member she is flirting with in two of the pictures? I could give her a few more exercises to tighten that up the rest of the way involving my four inch dingy thingy.

She got jacked up on Deadwood.....

thong thursday

Guys don't like small tight butts; they like big butts like Kim Kardasian.

CAMEL TOE on the front shot.

Need some camel toe in these shots . . . . .

Lulu (7):

"When In Rome, What Happens In Vegas!" - You can't hear the tree fall.

Eh, sorry, not funny.

As a straight female, though, even I'm thinking, "Yummy ass!"

Meh, not as hot as this Russian news chick: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episode-4.html

@51
By "guys" do you mean "blacks"
Just checking

@56 not just blacks like fat asses, mexicans do to, just look at their wives.

@ 11 and 14- Shut the fuck up. You're not impressing anybody.

buttrageous!

I only checkd this post to see what you guys would say about yet another tiny border-line anorexic starlet. I see now, alot of folks on this site have no connection to reality. I spent most of my life that tiny and couldn't wait to gain some weight and get some curves (everyone else too). Everyday there are posts with 100 lbs chicks with implants and you all rave but yet call Kim Kardashian among others "plus size". No everyone doesnt carry it as well as others but ewww, leave the child porn bodies alone!

Wow, real womens bodies are attractive, there is now way I want to look like a 15 year old when i'm damn near 30. Not fat, not gross....buts shapely. That's whats' sexy!

@60 so you are fat and bitter, what a lovely combination.

da booty be banging ... do not know what you are talking about

everything's great but her face.

I like most sizes minus beanpoles and obesity. I like some junk in the trunk.

#60

She is only 5'1" and has a petite frame. She obviously exercises to maintain her figure. She has petite curves because she is a petite female. Having curves does not mean one must be overweight like Kim Kardasian. Kim bought her curves by getting implants and she also got a nose job and cellulite removal. If Kristen was anorexic then she would have no ass, but she has a tight small ass because she is a petite female. I am 5'2" and weigh 105 pounds. I am a 34c and love my little curves and my small shapely butt. I feel very sexy. I work out regularly and try to eat right most of the time. Kim Kardasian is a plus size because she weighs around 150 pounds and she has a petite frame but too much fat and she is only 5'3".

I could see my face buried in that thing. nice work

#64

In America there are plenty of fat asses and too little of tight shapely asses.

Only pedophiles use the word "TIGHT". Young guys get young ass so they have no need to use "TIGHT". There is no cure for pedophiles so just kill yourself if you're looking at girls (or boys, she clearly has a boy butt) as old as your children.

I have a butt like hers. :)

I'd like to experience both this little wafer and Kardashian at the same time. Get a little white meat, switch to the dark meat.
Get a little Now, get a little Later.
Taste a little sweet, taste a little spicy...
Experience both extremes. Damn I should be a chef.

I kissed a girl and I liked itt. *sing song voice*
No, I really did.
HA.

Wait, who is this?

she's short and firm, nice combination.

She's cute I guess, but its not that serious.

she should be held like a bowling ball.

shes fat

Ever notice female posters either say:

"She's ugly"

or

She's hot. She looks like me.

SLIGHT CAMELTOE PIC #5!!!

Yeah, that's a nice ass.

God damn. I love that look. I love short chicks. My first girlfriend looked just like that.

Why did I fuck that up.

#37, You're making a mistake if you want an American blonde. I've got one and I'll trade her for one of your Indian chicks.

She has a grimace ass.

mk says

"Only pedophiles use the word "TIGHT". Young guys get young ass so they have no need to use "TIGHT". There is no cure for pedophiles so just kill yourself if you're looking at girls (or boys, she clearly has a boy butt) as old as your children."

Translation: I am saggy and loose now that I have had two kids. My husband needs Viagra to get it up when i am naked. I am mad at hot tight young blonde woman with a TIGHT butt because I will never look that way, so I accuse everyone who finds her hot of being a pedophile. Also, what I meant to say is that there is no cure for angry, bitter, out-of-shape, fat women with big asses.

If she asked nicely, I might put a dent in that derrière.
If she asked naughty, I would certainty put a dent in it.
But if she never asks at all...she'll never know what might have been.

Eh, who cares, she smells like corn chips anyway!!!!

These are called YOGA pants. Not jogging pants, twat.

WHAT BRAND OF PANTS ARE THOSE? I DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT RED TAG.

I think they're Hardtail.???

I think she's a sweet girl - I hope she doesn't go all hoochie and slutty like the rest of the hollywood. It would be a tragedy. BTW what a nice ass.

Thank You for posting that first pic... mmmmm... wonderful. I've had a thing for her ever since I saw her in Reefer Madness.

WOW!!! THAT WHITE GIRL BUTT LOOK GOOD!!!

WOW!!! THAT WHITE GIRL BUTT LOOK GOOD!!!

Can you imagine a TURD is coming out?

Yes, it's nice, and yes, I would hit it, but three of the four girls on the elliptical at the gym today had better asses (sadly, the fourth is my girlfriend). And two of those three had better racks as well.

Her muscular quads and hamstrings make her legs look great...I think they compliment her ass. Very nice.

Dilawar, keep posting!

I hate the chicks that post "I look just like that"...sure ya do.

#76 Conscience found- I was just thinking that.

@82
Three cheers for Mos!!! Thank you.

I think she's still rummaging in the pantry looking for those Oreo's after reading your comment
"Damn men, I fucking hate them all!" *munch slurp munch*

I wonder what she is listening to on her iPOD??

I will build a shrine to that ass and my descendants will pray to it and it will be their God.

#76

They are proud to look like the celebrity since people are posting compliments and there is nothing wrong with this. I look like Kim Kardassian and I also wear girdles that make my huge butt look freaky. And I got implants too like Kim.

You could strike a match on that ass.

She is one smoking little thing. I'd love to bend her over and give her a alf workout she'd never forget,

She is so adorable!

Also @ #5 - stocky??!! She probably weight 100lbs, if that!

I've never been an assman but I've been converted

SHE IS FAT!!!

She's cute as hell and has a nice petite body... anybody who disagrees is either jealous or delusional.

that's just fucking adorable.

this is the last time i am coming on this site. u are all pathetic losers. have nice pathetic lives staring into ur computer screens and scrutinizing other people's bodies. and of course u'll say get out then and that I'm not wanted but so what? I'm glad to leave u losers behind. see ya!

Written by Curt Maynard
Wednesday, 16 August 2006
Well guess what reader, the United States government has done it again, they’ve hidden another Jewish spy from the American public, but this time the cats out of the bag, someone leaked the details and now we find that another Jewish American, this time a Navy Petty Officer by the name of Ariel J. Weinmann has been arrested for passing along Top Secret information related to National Security to the Israeli government.

In Weinmann’s case, one can bet the information he stole was of a highly classified nature, you see Weinmann was stationed on an American nuclear submarine, the USS Albuquerque. Despite this, Kate Wiltrout, of theVirginian-Pilot reports:

The Navy originally refused to release basic information about the Weinmann case - including the dates of his Article 32, or preliminary hearing - but reversed course after The Virginian-Pilot revealed Weinmann's confinement, and the secrecy with which it was being handled.[1]

Many people reading this will automatically assume that the Navy was keeping the case mum so as not to let the Israeli’s know they had caught Weinmann, but this isn’t the case, the Israeli’s probably knew before the Navy that Weinmann had been arrested, the Navy was keeping the case quiet in an effort to keep the American people in the dark, just as the United States government did with more than one hundred and fifty Israeli’s after they had been arrested for espionage just after 9-11, and the five Israeli’s that were arrested on 9-11 as a result of being witnessed by several people laughing while filming the impact of the airliners into the twin towers and clapping one another on the back in a congratulatory manner. The Navy buried Weimann’s case in the hope that the American people would never find out about him and what he did, just as the government did with Asher Karni, an Israeli Jew arrested at Denver International Airport on January 2, 2004 for having sold [past tense] more than sixty nuclear weapon detonators to Pakistan, a country populated by more than three hundred million Muslims, who generally don’t like the United States and where the name “Osama,” is the most popular name for a newborn male child. There are dozens of cases just like these; that have occurred in this country recently, the common denominator is that they all involve ethnic Jews. Another case is that of American citizen, Yehuda Abraham, a New York City Jeweler and Orthodox Jew, who was arrested in 2003 for having sold FBI agents posing as Al Qeada operatives Russian made, shoulder launched, surface to air missiles, with the understanding that they’d be used against Americans on domestic flights. Ever heard of any of these people? Surprise, the fact that you haven’t doesn’t mean they aren’t real people and they weren’t arrested for the above crimes, they are all quite real and they are all quite guilty.

The other day I emailed an article about Weinmann to an acquaintance who replied that the case probably wasn’t that big of a deal based upon the fact that the media wasn’t reporting it. Besides, the fool wrote back, how much classified information would a Petty Officer have access to? I then quickly typed up another missive and sent it back to the miscreant, pointing out that there was a case involving an Army Specialist a few years ago in which the young man was arrested and tried for treason after he had passed along completely useless and antiquated information on the M1 Abrams battle tank. The information he passed along was information that could have been gathered on the Internet, this is not to mitigate what he did, he passed this information on to FBI agents posing as Al Qaeda operatives, thus he committed treason and I’d be the first to say he should be held responsible. His name is Ryan G. Anderson and he sits in a Military prison today with a life sentence – just where a traitor should be. Anderson was a Specialist, a glorified private really, who did not have access to anything spectacular – Weinmann was a Petty Officer stationed on a ballistic missile submarine that stole classified information that was directly related to American national security – do you see the difference?

When Anderson was arrested the entire media apparatus went immediately to work – before the end of the day his face had been splashed across every television screen in America a dozen times, every newspaper had his face on the front page the next day – in short – nobody was trying to cover up Anderson’s crime, not like they are with Weinmann. What’s the difference?

Another common denominator associated with people arrested for spying on behalf of Israel is that Israel is almost never mentioned by name; it is always referred to as a “foreign government.” The media does this so as to report whatever story may be in the works but at the same time to protect that little Middle Eastern provocateur from exposure – how can you convince Americans in the hundreds of millions that their hard earned tax dollars should be sent overseas to bolster the Zionist state if everyone knows that Israel is an enemy, not an ally. As an example of the media predilection, please note the following Associated Press blurb from an article entitled “Sailor Faces Spy Charges”:

Officials accuse Weinmann of passing classified information to a foreign government representative in Austria and again in Mexico.[2]

The reason the government attempted to cover up Weinmann’s arrest and the media attempts to suppress the fact that the “foreign government representative,” was an Israeli are the same – to prevent Americans from learning the extent of the Jewish nation’s intrigues against the United States and to keep the money rolling into Israel as if everything were A-okay.

Awake America, they are lying to you!

fatassssssssss

I love how the fat whores on this site call dudes pedophiles for finding a 27 year old womans body attractive. And 'tight' refers to a well toned ass that is used to excercising, as it has a firmer muscle base that is very unlike the slopy zip-lock bag of meat sauce that kim kardashit calls an ass.

I love how the fat whores on this site call dudes pedophiles for finding a 27 year old womans body attractive. And 'tight' refers to a well toned ass that is used to excercising, as it has a firmer muscle base that is very unlike the slopy zip-lock bag of meat sauce that kim kardashit calls an ass.

#68 - I have no children and I could probably be classified as homophobic. Your posting nearly knocked me off my chair.
Clearly you like something most guys (or women) don't if you think everyone who likes this ass is either a pedophile, a homo or both. Her hamstrings are awesome which is damn near more impressive than her great ass.

God help you for whatever it is that "tickles your fancy". Clearly you are in the minority.