May 30 2008Kim Kardashian calls out The Superficial

Kim Kardashian has taken umbrage with my clearly scientific debate regarding her buttpads. Check out her latest blog entry (NOTE: I took the liberty of un-editing all the a--'s. My replacements in italics.):

OMG! When will people get off my atrium, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before and I'll say it again: My booty is as real as the designer items I'm auctioning off on eBay.
The reason I bring this up is because those jokesters at the Superficial claimed that I wear foam panties. NOT TRUE! (And I don't stuff 'em with Charmin either).
I think my photo shoots clearly prove I don't wear butt pads!
To all you non-believers at the Superficial, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS amphitheater!
XOXO,
Kim

I've accepted Kim's challenge and included the Ralph Lauren photo shoot she presents as proof of her natural assy-ness. Now on to the scrutiny!

Set 1: You're either making the most valid argument in the history of debate or really have to pee. Analysis: Inconclusive.

Set 2: Do that underwear thing again. I can't research in these conditions. Analysis: BOO!

Set 3: Ha! Mirrors don't fool me. You've been hanging out with Criss Angel, haven't you? Bad, Kim Kardashian! Bad! Analysis: Not convinced.

Set 4: Okay, now you're just sitting on your butt. If you're not going to take this thing seriously, I'm taking off my pants. Analysis: I need me a gypsy tent.

Set 5: Nipples will only get you everywhere. Analysis: Whatever she says is true.

Set 6: Are you trying to knock down that wall? No, wait, you gotta pee again. Lady, go easy on the Aquafina. Christ. Analysis: What were we talking about again? If it's boobs, I'm all over it.

DIAGNOSIS: BUTTPAD!
Sorry, Kim, but hey, I'm a reasonable guy. You can invite me over to your house and we'll make some science. Namely through the time-tested method of my hands/your butt.* But, remember, it's all for the children. Those sweet, sweet children that I should probably wrangle up. Anyone got a net?

*Tears of joy emitted from The Superficial Writer do not invalidate claims of buttpad's presence. The Superficial Writer also reserves the right to free said buttpad and use it as a decorative throw pillow in a room of his choosing. Buttpad may also double as a frisbee. Whee!


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I'd piss on your ass Kim, but I can't piss long enough to cover it.

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Blargh

She's wearing a dress in the only picture that puts any emphasis on her ass. How is that supposed to prove anything? Until I see a candid bikini shot in which she's not covering it with a fucking towel or whatever, I remain convinced that it's padding. Also, her face looks especially haggard in this photo shoot.

Kim has a big fat ass and uses girdles, butt pads, and photoshop to improve her saggy butt. She is not fooling anyone. It is so obvious she wears a girlde with butt pads to hide her dimples and cellulite. Kim's a big joke!

Pads or no pads, she's a fucking porker. I'm sure the low class guys will go wild for her, but they're so unintelligent that girls need to be cartoonish to grab their attention.

Who cares if she's wearing pads? She fucks n iggers. Fuck her? I'd wipe my shoe on her after I stepped in dogshit, that's all she's good for now.

I agree with #5 - until we get the money shot all speculation remains.

DOESN'T PROVE A DAMN THING!!! NOT ONE GOOD SHOT OF HER ASS

Hey Kim since you're reading this why did you get implants? You had nice boobs before? And why don't any of the pics on your site show your ass in a bikini if it's so real? And I don't hate you, I just want you to prove it.

She's incredibly hot and beautiful, by far the hottest and most beautiful celebrity around, she kicks every Hollywood actress in the ass with her hotness and beauty. However she's stupid for denying her plastic surgeries and the fact that she stuffs her ass. She's a liar. I've seen pictures of her in which her ass is twice or even 3 or 4 times the size that it's in others and the ass stuffing is sooo obvious, just like her fake boobs, lip injections and nose job, and the fact that she leaked her sex tape herself. Ver hot and beautiful but a big liar.

She looks like a model for Lane Bryant. I would be embarassed to be photographed with thighs like that. And I am 45, just average, not jealous. She is exotic looking, but needs to exercise or stop feeding her face. Preferably both.

Top picture - how can anybody say she doesn't have saddlebag thighs? That picture belongs in Webster's.

Kim, sweetie, every time you cover up your butt when wearing underwear or a swimsuit, you give us all the evidence we need.

i've read about all the junk that human garbage disposal hogs down every day.

that corn flaked filled hefty bag IS her real ass.
and it's disgusting.

"She's incredibly hot and beautiful, by far the hottest and most beautiful celebrity around"

I'm quite sure a fat gypsy doesn't deserve that title. How about we hear from the guys who make more than $30k a year?

Is anyone else as shocked as I am that she can read?

oh, #2 - you are a douche

Alright everyone, this is a picture of Kim Kardashian's bare ass, non-photoshoped, decide by yourselves:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2lbhu7q.jpg

I say huge fat deformed cottage cheese ass in an incredibly hot and beautiful lady. She doesn't have a nice ass or a bubble butt, she just has a huge pile of deformed cottage cheese. I say it's real because there's no way that an ass that had been surgicaly enhanced would look so terrible when it's bare, and I say yes, she does stuff her ass and wears buttpads, otherwise that buch of cottage cheese wouldn't look the way it does when she wears those tight dresses.

I'd love to see how cut and fit some of you douchebags are that chat on here...sitting on your fat nerdy asses all day, type-tapping away and not exercising....she's no Kate Moss but she's the size of any average American woman (yeah, a little fatty...so the fuck what).

Uhhh, the Sequoia National Forest called and they want their tree trunks back.

I find it amusing that Kim only post Photoshop pictures of herself. If Kim had a big perky butt then she would be proud of it and show it off when wearing a swim suite at the beach and pool for the paps like the other celebrities, but instead she covers her ugly big cellulite butt with a sarong or towel. There is no doubt Kim has a big wide cellulite loose butt and wears body shapers, girdles, and butt pads to improve her butt and to hide her cellulite. I also suspect Kim is posting positive comments about herself and is upset when she reads the truth.

Dudes....why all the Hate.

Kim is a stunner. Lips, Eyes, Smile and yes of course.....everything else between her neck and toes.

Call it like it is....she's gorgeous. Ass or No-Ass, Implants or No-implants.

Fact is....most all of you have had a "one-man puppet show" to her.

Anyways, compared to skanks like Paris and Brittney.....Kim is angelic.

It IS what it IS fellas!


She is the only chick they I literally get an instant hard on from. I don't need to touch it..nothing. I look, it starts with the little throb and then it's raging.

Thank you Kim for revealing yourself to us and thank you to your parents for making the ultimate exotic woman.

#17, I'm sure the guys who make more than 30k a year (like her boyfriend and everyone she's fucked) would give their left nut to spend a night with her.
She's not fat, and, 'gypsy'? wtf? it's not her fault that you're a flat asses pastry white chick and that no one ever looks at you. You know she's at least 10 billion times hotter and more beautiful than you, so you must really have a low concept of yourself. Get over it.

Are these pictures from before or after her celulite removal? Leg of lamb, anyone?

#17, I'm sure the guys who make more than 30k a year (like her boyfriend and everyone she's fucked) would give their left nut to spend a night with her.
She's not fat, and, 'gypsy'? wtf? it's not her fault that you're a flat assed pastry white chick and that no one ever looks at you. You know she's at least 10 billion times hotter and more beautiful than you, so you must really have a low concept of yourself. Get over it, you won't witness a woman half as hot and beautiful as Kim in your whole life.

Whoohoo, confirmation that the Armenian Gypsy Tramp & Thief reads the Fish. Keem, I could care less about the but pad controversy, but why the fuck no response to you're a filthy fat fuck truck? C'mon Goat Shepherdess, let's hear it..

I think she is pretty. Maybe all her pics are photoshopped but she doesn't look fat to me.

Stuffed fake ass or not, cellulite or not, she's insanely beautiful and THE HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE

It ain't real if it's made of silicone. Who cares?

all i will admit is that she has a pretty face. nothing more.

I don't care how many angry closet gays post nasty things about one of the world's Grande Derrières, Miss K still wins the confrontation with the TheSuperficial. However, in the spirit of inquiry I think further photographic evidence should be posted in sufficient volume to satisfy even the most titophobic fairy that the explicit charge of butt augmentation is false.

I feel sorry for the guy that had to "fix" her photos! I bet it took a lot of work!
She's obviously very insecure with her body, except with what she's had fixed!
I think natural beauty is something she knows nothing about!

I'd hit it.

Is this her? Picture says it is....

http://dapoandtomi.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/kim-kardashian-bikini-1-06.jpg

If you're a kinda dumb, low-rent type of guy, I'm sure Kim is your ideal woman, just like Bud is the best beer in the world.

my dick just exploded

that faggot perez hilton is a douchebag bitch


Superficial RULES

keep up the good work ( and by work I mean hot pieces of asstronomy like Kim)

#37 the only requirement for Kim to be your ideal woman is to be a straight man, enough said.
And by the way, doesn't it suck to be nobody's ideal woman? you know, to never get looked at twice by any men, and having to diss the hottest woman in the world online in a sad attempt to make yourself feel better about your loser self?

Kim is only 5'3" and must weigh around 155 pounds. This is huge for a person with a petite frame. I am 5'2", have a petite frame, and weigh 105 pounds. I never go over 110 pounds because I am short and I would look like Kim which is a fat short chick. Sometimes I have to force myself to workout regularly, but I am always happy I did afterwards. Kim definitely relies on girdles with butt pads because just looking at her photo from #19 proves it. It is sad how fat people can be in denial instead of self improvement.

Anyone who denies this bitch is OUTRAGEOUSLY HOT and one of the most beautiful women they're ever seen is just a big jealous liar.
If this isn't hot, nothing is.

In case any of you missed it the other day.......I am re-posting the link to the picture of Kim's ass.......no airbrushing.......no photoshop. Just click on my name and enjoy.

Anyone who denies this bitch is OUTRAGEOUSLY HOT and one of the most beautiful women they're ever seen is just a big jealous liar.
If this isn't hot, nothing is.

Kim, there is such a thing as a tankini. You don't have to be in a bikini. (http://i28.tinypic.com/2lbhu7q.jpg)

Damn fat pig.

Yes, I would suck her ass hole until her head caved in.

Ted from LA can go fuck himself. Or go back to West Hollywoood and get felched from his boyfriend.

Weeeeeellll... I think this pretty much proves once and for all the theory that most, if not all, positive comments about KK posted in previous threads were written by her or her cronies. That's awesome. TALK about superficial...

Whichever person from Kim's staff is posting all these over-the-top compliments (and attacking other commenters), give it a rest. It's obviously just one person, being paid by a very desperate fat girl.

YET SHE DOES NOT DENY BREAST IMPLANTS OR HER SUPER OBVIOUS NOSE JOB.

THE BREAST IMPLANTS ARE LIKELY. SHE HAD BIG ONES AND MADE THEM EVEN BIGGER.

THE NOSE JOB IS DEFINITE, 100% NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. THAT IS NOT HER ORIGINAL NOSE.

THE ASS IS HERS. I BELIEVE THAT.

#41 Kim fat? where do you see the fat man? look at the main pic and look at her stomach, she has some serious abs! wow, the first person with abs I hear being called fat. I wish every fat chick looked like this, then the world would be heaven. I'm sure she works out a lot more than you. She just has more leg, more ass, but that's a good thing, that doesn't make her fat. She's the ultimate hourglass figure. I think you're jealous because you could never have a body like that no matter how hard you tried.

#42

It has to be Kim Kardaskank or creepy guys posting positive comments about Kim. Kim is also the one that posts things like I will jerk off to Kim because she is hot because Kim knows she is not very smart, has no talent, is fat and pathetic and only creepy guys jerk off to her and this is all she is good for and this is very sad. There is no denying that Kim uses girdles and butt pads to improve her butt and hide her cellulite when wearing tight clothes.

Bbbbbrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppp!!!

i love you dear superficial writer lets snuggle on said butt pad and live unhappily ever after! dreamy weee! PEEE!

this is how every woman should look like.

Kim,
People don't hate you because you're fat. They hate you because you are "famous" and yet you've never done anything productive. I'd suck her pussy until her head caved in...

Gia, you've really gotta get over yourself and the dropping of your stats, or post some pics to make up for it. Also, stop obsessing over this Kardassian beast and posting under male aliases and using 'LOL!' excessively, it's a dead giveaway.

#48 - agreed. Kim just revealed that she reads The Superficial (or, more likely, somebody reads it to her, substituting as many one-syllable words as possible). Obviously she's reading this thread, or one of her even-hairier sisterbeasts is reading, and writing the combative positive comments. A genuine positive comment about Kim is always the same - something like "I'd hit that azz in heartbeat!" Crude, sexual, short, not fighting with other commenters because it's not a guy who bothers to read other comments. It's easy to spot the paid imposters. And very sad.

#54: Kim, honey, is that you? Might want to brush up on your grammar, sweetie.

Who really cares what you wear under your clothes, Kim? Everyone does it... Hell, I even thought of buying those foam undies, and I'm complimented on my figure regularly... Itd just be amusing to have a bigger butt sometimes... There's nothing wrong with it.

If you were honest about yourself, no one would comment. But your ass has made you famous and all the speculation is why people still even pay any attention for it. If you didn't cover it up all the time, the speculation wouldn't be there.

Could you stand to lose some weight? Sure... But are you normal and at a healthy size? Probably... Embrace it and all of that speculation. You're a pretty girl.

But I'll say this much... You deserve to be on this site because the *only* thing you let people know about you are the SUPERFICIAL things... That's why people make fun of you. Act like a normal person instead of a rich, spoiled brat and a lot more people would be on your side... Fake or real ass, boobs, lips, girdle, spanx, whatever. Its your business anyway, and if you didn't act like such a bitch, you wouldn't have people "hating" on you.

Don't you get it... We're not jealous... We just don't like you and that's why we pick on you and make fun of you!

Did she just call her ass a large open area?

I'd like to think she was being pissed on as she wrote that.

BUTT PADS

Hey hey hey!! The story says she's doing a photo shoot for Ralph Lauren. What gives? Is the polo pony logo on Ralph's new clothes going to be changed to a Clydesdale? Swish!!

Hi Kim!

Are you having a fun day?

Just one piece of advice: look around in your bathroom for a small hole in wall. Because, without a doubt, your stepdad is looking through it...just imagine the contortions of his melted plastic face as he's jerkin the gherkin and hoping you'll drop the soap...while your mom rams him up the ass with her strapon. I think this type of thing is why her face looks that way.

#50

These are all Photoshopped pictures you ignorant fool. (I suspect you are really Kim.) The day I see pics of Kim from the paps at the beach in a swim suit then I will be convinced. The majority of people agree Kim is fat and wears girdles and butt pads to improve her figure. Kim originally had a pear shaped body (small on top and large on the bottom.) Instead of losing weight and exercising to improve her pear shaped body; she gets huge implants instead because Kim is fat and lazy. Kim is a big fat mess and only Kim and creepy guys are posting postive remarks. We know it's you Kim so get over it. We all know you are fat. Seriously Kim, your hips are bigger than your bust which means you are fat. Your measurements must be 36-29-44. 44 inch hips on a 5'3" frame is huge! 44 hips any where on a females body is huge! The bottom line is 40 plus hips are huge and you are fat so quit denying it with your Photoshoped pictures and girdles you big pathetic fat fake!

Why is no one considering butt implants? Then, it's under the skin and no bikini photo shoot is going to show it. Here's a link to bad butt implants but you get the picture:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/bad_butt_implants.jpg
What do people think?

Jealous chicks and homos are funny.....

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#51 and a looong etc, wow lady, you're at it again of course. You seriously need to wether kill yourself to free yourself from all the rage that flows in your veins caused by your jealousy towards Kim Kardashian, to get over your obsession with Kim Kardashian and embrace your body and looks and accept that each person is born a different way and just because you're not near as good looking as her you don't have to hate her and lead a bitter life or to get a brain cell and a life. You post like 700 comments on each Kim Kardashian post on the Superficial, I've even read your comments at other places on the net trying to diss Kim Kardashian, you're the only person on this site calling Kim fat and yadda yadda. You surf the net in a pathetic attempt to diss Kim Kardashian, your life is dedicated to her, and for what I see, YOU FUCKING LIVE ON THE SUPERFICIAL 24/7, you're always here posting hate comments about Kim!
If Kim Kardashian reads this I suggest her to sue you for difamation and for trying to damage her public image. I had seen people hate celebrities, but you're mental. Your life is dedicated to trying to damage Kim's public image, it's you VS the world. I seriously encourage Kim to sue you, it's only you the one trying to flood the whole internet with hatred towards Kim Kardashian and you've crossed the line a long time ago, from celebrity hater to psychotic mental difamator trying to work on damaing a famous person's image and dedicating your life to it. Kim if you read this, sue her, sue the jealous bitch please!
Are you honestly denying that Kim is incredibly beautiful and hot? answer the question. Wow man, your boyfriend must be INCREDIBLY in sweet love love love with Kim Kardashian.

Hey Kim,
Just because you have a TV show because of a pee-ridden sex tape and a big ass and some dead-behind-the-eyes sisters does not give you the right to claim you arent wearing a buttpad.

BTW, you look like a shit I took last week.

who cares, she's a fat heeb.

THANK YOU #59.

Now that that has been explained I shall go about picking on her. She has had some work done in the face FOR SURE (her nose AT LEAST), her legs are absolutely hideous; the legs of a cheap ass hooker and she has given us ZERO shots of her ass. The proof is in the pudding stuffed ass yet she never shows it completely so we have no idea if it's real. I suspect it is real, but covered with cellulite so she'll only show it in airbrushed photos.
She needs to lose weight until she reaches the same BMI as her sister, she would look way better.

@41. Gia - I'm glad you work out, because you probably have a fucking ugly butter face.

* When you are pretty in the face, and have a shapely, curvy body, you are pretty much all set. *

* When you are short, and have to work out to stay thin, you are usually making up for the fact that you have small lips, and weak chin, ugly eyes, or narrow eyes, you might have a big, domineering hook nose, or pokey ears.. but most likely your balance on your face of symmetry is off and you have to make up for it by having a decent bod. I see you people at the grocery store, and I check out your ass, kinda wishing sometimes I didn't have a shapely Cuban butt, but then you turn around, and I'm like, "God damn, be gone you vile wretch!" And I go wash out my eyes and look in the mirror and sigh... thank goodness I don't have a butter face like that manly bitch with the nice ass.

Jennifer Maniston is a prime example of ugly face- nice body combo.

Ted, The White Urkle (formerly known as They White Urkle) is attempting to pwnz0r you.

Dear Kim,

I believe your butt is real because I saw it on your sex tape.
You are quite the skank recording something like that.
Learn to respect yourself before giving out advice on your website.

Thank You.
Ashlea

I wonder if she has problems with Hayden trying to save her?
Hayden should know that Kim K is still "technically" property of Seaworld. Representatives for Seaworld state that whales generally do not wear buttpads, but it's not as uncommon as tourists may think.

Until she turns around and actually shows her rear in a bikini and not covered I refuse to believe she's for real.

I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy mmm...

The "hottest woman in the world" doesn't have the hail damage thunder thighs of a middle-aged mother of 5.

of course its real..she is FAT! FAT people have big asses...its a fact...if I get fat..my ass is gonna get fat too...its just what happens.

she be a fat persian nigger fucker.. nothing else.

Oh, and has far as Kim's butt goes, I don't care - I'm just glad she is proud of how SHE looks. I think she's pretty, curvy, a little strong/big looking, mind you, she's not small-boned by any means, but I'm not a fan of celebrities and she sounds pretty unintelligent, but I do like that she's showing herself in bathing suits, looking like she does, with a healthy dose of fat on her, evenly spread out. She's not too overweight, she carries it well, her skin is healthy... what more? I have seen fatties, and I have seen skinnies. Not too many people are actually attractive in the face. I saw three very skinny girls yesterday - only one of them had a decent butt. The other two were flat asses. FLAT. Flat don't get dicks hard.

where the fuck is Jackson when you need him??

#67

Hi Kim. Are all the negative comments getting to you? You are in denial about being fat and in denial that people think you are fat. No other person but Kim would be this hurt over the comments. Kim your hips are 40 plus which means you are fat. You do not have a tight big perky butt, you have a fat celluilte butt. JLo has a big tight perky butt because she has been active all her life unlike you eating too much and bad food like fried oreos and lack of exercise. The only females that should have a fat figure like you are females that had 2 or mores kids and women in menopause.

#71
This has got to be Kim again because no other person could possibly get this upset over a comment. Kim go eat some fried oreos and sulk by yourself and get off this site.

#36 OMFG!!! That is fucking nasty.

HEY KARDASHIAN! I know you're reading this. Let me tell you something. And listen closely. Whether we all like it or not (and we don't), you're a celebrity and I don't think you're going away any time soon. If I were ever as lucky as you and was born into wealth and fame and became famous for doing JACK SHIT (except making a sex tape and getting pee'd on by a monkey for public viewing) I would make sure I never went outside looking the way you do now.

God damn, listen woman!!! You've got a nice face, nice eyes, nice nose, lips, and your best feature: the cheekbones! But the body needs work. If you can spend money to get a pound of cartilage shaved off your nose, I bet you can pay to get 200 pounds sucked out of your thighs!

@47 & 48

Agreed, and it's completely pathetic.

*WHISTLE*
Foul on #80, improper and excessive comma use!! Penalty is three minutes in the grammar box.

First she was simply a fug tranny faced lazy talentless niggy whore, Now she's all that plus a frickin liar.

to those who wanted uninhibited butt shots of kim k (no cover up!) - see here --> http://celebsinbikini.com/2008/03/07/kim-kardashian-bikini-candid-pictures/

dunno why these never made it on superficial... :-P

Kim has always been hot in my book, and I would hit it in a instant. Getting back tot he point of the post, Kim's attempt to prove her ass is 100% the real deal and not padded, why pose only in pics where you're hiding your ass. if you want to put the doubts to rest, aim the goods toward the camera not the away from the camera.

has anyone covered that she's a dirty gypsy whore? just checking.

Suppose she regrets addressing The Superficial yet?

As phony as my Heisman win.

These photos prove nothing.......so her little speach holds no water.

"I'm just glad she is proud of how SHE looks. "

She's not proud, she's anxious and defensive. That's why she made this ridiculous public statement, and why she always covers up her ass when she's wearing panties or a bikini. She's gained weight over the past few years and she's covering up out of embarrassment just like any ol' fat chick. The only difference is that she's still trying to make money off the way her body used to look, so she has to do her tight-dress-with-girdle appearances. The alternative is to eat less and exercise, but she's too spoiled and lazy to do that.

Superfish, you post pictures about a lot of chicks, but there's no other woman you've ever posted about who's half as hot as this woman. She's hot as fuck, really, really fucking hot. And gorgeous. Sooo fucking beautiful. It cracks me up when I read the comments that these jealous chicks post. How could anyone deny this woman's beauty and hotness? how? she's so beautiful man, she's so hot, it's undeniable. You may like her or not, you may appreciate or dislike her body type, but there's no question that she's incredibly hot and amazingly gorgeous. She's definitely one of the hottest, most beautiful women I've seen in my life, just like all of you and you know it. No other celebrity can compete with her when it comes to hotness, beauty and looks.

#87- Holy shit, that's disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn trolls....

#67: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's superb--seriously, keep it up, it's a long Friday afternoon and I could use the giggles. You are a comic genius!

kim you need to pull that twinky out of your "stinky pinky" and stick it in your mouth and shut the hell up

At least she looks better than Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse.

Yes, Kim, at #94. Nice try with using the male name, but straight guys who like to drink cheap beer and fuck fat chicks who wear a lot of makeup don't say beauty/hotness over and over again. They say "I'd bone her big butt" and leave it at that. But, not a bad impersonation of a lisping gay guy, if that's what you were shooting for.

p.s. Tell the truth, you let your stepdad pee on you, don't you?

Good lord women are some catty bitches.

Kim>You

WHO CARES!!!NO ONES PERFECT!!! id rather see pics of celebs helping others in need with their gigantic pay checks...thats what we should be gripping about!

#80

Kim is not proud of her figure for the following reasons:

She relies on Photoshop.
She wears girdles and butt pads.
She lies about her weight and measurements.
She got implants to improve her figure.
She got a nose job to improve her looks.
She hides her huge cellulite butt when wearing a swim suit.
Kim's hips are 40 plus which is fat for any size person.
She wears too much make up.

You sound bitter Kim (this has to be Kim) because you are checking out and admiring skinny chicks.

Skinny chicks have skinny butts and fit chicks have small shapely butts and fat chicks like Kim have big fat butts and in Kim's case; fat saggy ugly cellulite butt. Kim is more than 30 pounds overweight like the average American. Kim you got famous because your rich daddy got a killer off and you did bad porn and because you are a big joke with the paps wearing your girdle with butt pads and making your butt look freaky.

Now Kim I am sure you will post more positive comments about yourself because you are a big fat mess!

hey there Kimmie-porkpie! so nice of you to join us here. let me let you in on a little secret of mine. i am 5'5", 128lbs, and i have ASS FAT (OH NO!) and you know what i do when i go to the beach? I WEAR A PAIR OF SHORTS OR A SARONG! sound familiar? it should, becasue that is what your fat ass does. i mean, hey - women just get cellulite, right? that is just part of our make-up. but you, my love, could fill a 5 gallon bucket with your shit. just come out and tell the truth. we won't be mad at you. we might even begin to respect you a bit more for it.......nah, probably not. but welcome to the superficial anyway. you, being the poster child for superficiality, should fit right in!!

The weirdest part of this whole comment board is that everyone is talking about whether or not she is fat or hot (my vote is for thick and stupid) and no one even metioned comments #8 & 79. I cant believe that there are still stupid racists out there writing on these boards. Furthermore i can't believe that Erik #8 and Ted #79 can even type or read a keyboard through the white hooded hats of their Klan Robes (white dunce caps).
She is idiotic, true, and a more than a little thick, true... but does that make it ok to drop the n-bomb on a comedy and news site. Weird... I am glad we live in America land of the free, where jackass racists can voice their views and still people keep talking about some chick's ass, like nothing happened. I wonder... does that mean you folks agree because you didnt disagree with them...?

Kim, you are a disgrace to Armenians, stop fucking black guys you fat bitch

You are not sexy!

For someone that says her butt is real, she sure doesn't show off her assets in any of these photos. ZING!

Dear Superficial Writer,

I respectfully suggest that you claim Ms. Kardashian has fake breasts. Clearly, she is cheating in the chest department, and its wrong for her to continue the deception.

The sooner her lies are exposed, the sooner I can get of---- we can rest easy.

Sincerely,

A Loyal Reader

You know....She could possibly do something useful with her time. Oh wait, that's crazy of me to think. Orcas don't really have as high of an IQ has most humans (I say "most" because I'm aware of the funk that lives in Hollywood).

Oh and by "useful" I mean: a) Read a book. b) Go for a swim (I know she misses performing at Seaworld). c) Go for a jog. d) attempt to do something that doesn't make her look like a superficial, raving moron.

Then again, that's why she ends up here.....Stay classy Willy....I mean Kim.

# 94..
Guess what..Im a chick and I dont find her as hot as you do sweetie...
She is a head turner , big boobs and a big butt will do that for you...but thats as far as I feel about her.
Dont generalize, you sexist little sh*it about women being jealous of her ...A women disagrees about the beauty of another women and she is labeled jealous....get off it.
There are many beautiful women in the world and industry I have no problem admitting are beautiful , shes just not one of them, sorry,I dont find her all that. So find her as hot as you like...dont insult other women because of their opinions you jerk

I am amused that both Superficial and her site seem to use the same image engine. =1 Kim, if you're reading this, you're gorgeous don't change a thing.

I've seen plenty of women with booties like that- so get off her amphitheater! Ya know not all the females in Hollywod want to barf and get surgically altered to fit someone's idea of thin.

Hey Kim,

I watched your reality show a couple of times and you and your sisters are big fat cosmetic surgery messes. I think your brother is the only smart sibling and cool sibling in the family. He got his degree and lives on his own. He is also a Beatles fan so this is a big plus too. Face it Kim; you are fat and rely on girdles. No hot chick relies on girdles. Now go pay someone to do more Photoshop on your pics.

I don't mean this as a "zinger" or anything, just an honest fact. That first picture looks precisely like a RealDollâ„¢. Exactly.

#13 is right: the top picture is classic Lane Bryant. Kim looks exactly like a "plus size" model. There's nothing wrong with that, unless you insist that it's not true, like, say, Jennifer Love Hewitt. The truth is, the only fat people who are comfortable with themselves are the plus size models who were always big. Kim and JLH both put on a lot of weight, and they're trying to say they think they look great, they're proud of their bodies, yada yada yada - while insisting they still have their former (thinner) bodies. If a guy got a chance to "hit it" with Kim, he'd be excited about watching her strip with the lights on and with her back to him at least part of the time. The reality is, she's uncomfortable with her weight gain so the lights would be off, she'd strip quickly while facing him, and then get under the covers as fast as possible. And then start spraying the guy with black paint so she could get aroused.

Can we have more Reggie please??

#93 nailed it.

Kim, if you're reading this, and I sincerely hope you are, please disregard the disrespectful posts I may have mad about you previously, although in my defense, when I stated that I wanted to "put it in you" I meant it TOTALLY in the most respectful way possible.

I would also love to very respectfully cast my genetic material all over your buxom body and think the 2 of us should VERY respectfully roll around in warm body oils and just...and just let nature take over.

Why is Kim hiding her ass in these pictures!? Superficial gets a super plug from Kim, damn, fish your blog hits have to be through the roof today, good for you because you run the best blog in town!

110@
Women have smaller brains then men, that's scientific fact.

#105: That's because to respond to them is to give them the attention they want. They're trolls--if you feed them, they'll only come back.

We know Kim has a big fat wide loose butt for a short person because she is addicted to food and the fat shows on her hips, thighs, and butt the most. She wears girdle butt pads to hide her ugly cellulite when wearing tight clothes and to make her huge butt look perky. No fit female in their right mind would be jealous of an overweight female and especially with 40 plus hips; huge! I feel sorry for fat people because it is obvious they are addicted to food. Other addictions can be hidden like a compulsive gambler, but one cannot hide an addiction to food because the fat does not lie.

I am not a hater by any means, but don't expect me to be awed by plastic surgery, no talent, a bad attitude, and butt pads. Her body is unattractive unless you are some nasty horn dog man! They would deserve eac other!

I'm a 26 year old female with a rather large rump. I am also a fitness instructor. Her ass is fat!
#20---It wouldnt be so bad if she didnt think she looked hot. She looks bad and needs to diet---pronto!
I'm not in the public eye like her, yet I still manage to watch my figure and make healthy choices. I understand genetics play a huge role, but for the love of God! Enough with the "average woman" crap! The average woman is a size 12! And that is HUGE not healthy!

i dont think her pictures prove anything. i dont see a picture of her ass, do you?

Wow, she's gained 20lbs in the last year. Time to hit the gym, Kimmy.

It is so obvious she wears butt pads. Look at how petite Kim was before she got fat. Kim really does have a petite frame but she got fat and huge now. She had a flat butt back then and now she has a big wide loose cellulite butt. In another picture you can see Kim starting to get fat and getting a pear shaped body.

http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--butt-implants

Look how weird Kim's butt looks in this pic. You can tell she is not wearing butt pads but a girdle and you can see her dimples and cellulite! Gross!
Kim is basically a big fat joke and a worthless no talent media whore.

http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/04/15/paris-hilton-dishes-kim-kardashian-cottage-cheese-butt/3741/

I will repost the pic for people who say they need proof. Don't worry it's not spam but seriously proof and should be posted as evidence on the main site

http://dapoandtomi.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/kim-kardashian-bikini-1-06.jpg
and
http://celebsinbikini.com/2008/03/07/kim-kardashian-bikini-candid-pictures/

Also, if you watch her little video on working out she said her trainer made her special work outs for when shes on the road because she travels SO MUCH, little 5 minute work outs. I doubt her life is SO busy she cant take a full 30 minutes to do some work. Can anyone tell me if 5 minutes of working out actually does anything?

I see comments, that may or may not be Kim, hating on people who have to work out or have a nice body to compensate for their face. Does that seriously justify not working out or eating healthy.? No face, however gorgeous, should let their body go so badly. Its one thing to be fat and know it and try to diet or at least feel insecure about it. Its another for a person to be so PROUD of their body and be in denial and think there is nothing wrong. I only believe a person should be proud of their body, overweight or not, when they know they work out and eat healthy and still cant shed the pounds. This is more of a health issue than any superficialness going on.

Here's a picture from a Lane Bryant lingerie show. Personally, I think the girl looks hot. But, she's a Lane Bryant model because she's a plus size, especially around the hips and thighs - which you'll notice are not as big/wide as Kim's. So Kim's hot for sure, but she's also a plus size girl. It's not an either/or type of thing. In fairness, it doesn't help that Kim herself rejects rather than embraces the "plus size" description. Nobody likes a liar.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/698421.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19332EFD823EFD41CFDACBAC3F1A7C660A0284831B75F48EF45

The ultimate in narcissism... not only reading posts about yourself, but feeling the need to respond to them. I would still let my zipper dragon breathe fire all of that ass.

ALRIGHT FOLKS, TWO THINGS:

1. YES, KIM'S ASS PROBABLY FALLS TO SHIT ONCE THE SHRINK WRAP PANTIES COME OFF, AND YES, ITS PROBABLY FLABBY, BUT WHO CARES, I THINK I CAN GET AROUND THAT PART CONSIDERING HOW SLAMMING THE REST OF HER IS.

2. KIM, LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN HIRING ADDITIONAL STAFF, IN PARTICULAR, A HUMAN TOILET. THANKS MUCH.

this link works:

http://www.jamd.com/image/g/698421?epmid=3

(ironically, the first link was too bloated)

Kim....Kim....Kim...I'm calling you...yummy yummy Ring Ding...mmmm...eat me....

that green swimming suit is waaaay too tight. i dont know why they would have her wear that for a shoot. ooh wait... photoshop

first - why are we even discussing her? who is she? has she done anything really? i mean REALLY???? but if she's going to put herself out there than i have no problem giving my opinion.
she's short, she's chubby, the pictures are totally photo-shopped, no shots of her from behind EVER. look at her colouring. do you men have any idea the maintenance she likely goes through to not be a hairy monster? a friend of mine with her background had to wax her lip, chin, stomach, lower back, upper legs (obviously lower), and her bikini line if let go would be a DISASTER. i don't know....i am blond, above average pretty, thin, average height in great shape. i'm not in any way shape or form jealous. i can appreciate that she's a pretty girl in the exotic looking way but i'd like to see how she would look if left on an island for a month with no hair, make-up and primping. actually she'd likely lose a few pounds so maybe a good thing.
just don't put yourself out there unless you can take the heat. and yes - her and her sisters/mom are so stupid it's embarrassing.
again - who are they??????

#67 is most definitely Kim or a friend or family member.

Obvious signs: bad grammer and spelling, using big words in an inappropriate and nonsense manner, ridiculous babbling all to "defend" her.

Who would defend a total stranger that ridiculously? Because if you don't know her, you have redefined irony, babe. You're just as "psycho" as the person you are attacking!

Still not getting it, are you? Quit being such a superficial fucking bitch and no one would slam you. Do you ever see people hate this much on Pam Anderson? And she's as giant pile of cosmetic surgery and non too bright, and had a sex tape. But she is a cool chick, at least most of the time... And she's not out there making a fool out of herself* just to get attention.

*not counting marrying slimeball dudes who beat the crap out of her, and tonguing people dressed in giant foamy animal costumes... Ok so maybe she does make a fool out of herself... But she's still not a bitch!

For the good of humanity and this site's sanity (quit rhyming and I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?), I am willing to risk pink eye by verifying that brown eye enclosure is real.

#71

Hi Kim!

Good try but you are still fat and have an ugly cellulite butt1

that green swimming suit is waaaay too tight. i dont know why they would have her wear that for a shoot. ooh wait... photoshop

that green swimming suit is waaaay too tight. i dont know why they would have her wear that for a shoot. ooh wait... photoshop

It is getting close to lunch and we will not be hearing from Kim and her group of posters until after lunch; unless they ordered take out and want to sit at their computers while eating and type more positive comments.

Why does she think that photos showing she already has that dent in her hip/thigh area disprove anything about her ass? btw, she's really young to have that dent, it's more of a middle-aged thing when stuff starts to fall and bulge at the same time.

#30... you need to get out more...

Miss Piggy is not the only woman alive...

Kim has a beautiful face but it's lame to say she's the hottest women alive - you'd have to see every women in the world to make that ignorant statement. I've seen other women as pretty as her. Look around - they're everywhere!

But her body needs some serious work. She is a porker. Fake boobs, huge butt and thighs. I think the worse thing about her is she has no talent, she's vacant and not smart, she dates black guys and she gets peed on.

Other than that, she's hot. LOL

Drool all you want, cracker boys, but Kim is ALL OURS!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

she is just a typical fat american like 50% of the country

#135

I never make fun of Pam Anderson because of her charity work for Peta.org. Pam even agreed to be in a roast for Peta.Org. She had to sit there and take brutal jokes. Pam is a good sport and has a big heart. Kim you really need to redeem yourself and quit lying. Try doing some charity work too to improve your horrible skanky image. Also you are getting fatter and need to start eating better and exercise regularly.

thick girls are better to have sex with than skinny little bitches, period. Once I was having sex with this REALLY skinny girl and I swear I could see my penis thru her skin....as neat as that was, I'm much prefer some meat on my penis pop.

i don't see how these pictures she posted are supposed to "convince" us of anything. every shot is from the front...or she's sitting down...really? strange move, kimmy.

i don't see how these pictures she posted are supposed to "convince" us of anything. every shot is from the front...or she's sitting down...really? strange move, kimmy.

#148 you're assuming intelligence. And I mean that in a TOTALLY respectful way towards kim, just like I would be totally respectful when I asked her if I could cut her a little......just a little, not to hurt her or anything....oh fuck I think I missed my medication today.

#145

Unfortunately for America 70 percent of Americans are 30 or more pounds overweight like Kim. US has the biggest overweight related diseases of all time like high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and diabetes. I am currently involved in an organization and our goal is to prevent childhood obesity. US has the highest rate of childhood obesity of all time. It does not help that people like overweight Kim encourage fat people to stay fat and rely on cosmetic surgery and girdles. The US needs to encourage overweight American's like Kim to start practicing a healthy life style.

You know what's even more sad? In a few short years kim's little ho in the making sisters will be getting phissed on and fucked up the ass so that they too can get their own spin off reality show. What are they like 10 and they already prance around the house like little sluts. The whole family is just disgusting...and Khloe we know you're a man so you can come out of hiding now sweetie, it's ok.


As for Kim, she is so disgusting and mentally disturbed that she probably actually likes all the negative comments being written about her...she thinks it makes her special.

Well, I live in the Bronx (holla)! and fat, ugly hoes like you are a dime a dozen around here chula, so get over yourself already & try doing something positive to contribute to society lardass.

Also, Reggie Bush, I LOVED you at USC...what happened?!! Please don't throw it all away for this bimbo...I mean how can you show your face knowing that not too long ago Ray J was phissing/cumming all over that?!!

#144 - you got that right! These comments make me bust out laughing every time. As if any Kim would even look at any of these tiny-dicked crackers. She's a real woman and she needs a man with a real cock, so whites need not apply.

HIT THE GYM, FAT ATRIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim is cute and would be perfect as a plus size model. Although in her photoshop picture they slimed her thighs; they are still big and fat with saddlebags and she would be a perfect plus size model. Kim could also start her own body shaper, girdles, and butt pad line.

KIM, I LOVE YOUR FAT, TIGHT ASS!!
KIM, I LOVE YOUR FAT, TIGHT ASS!!
KIM, I LOVE YOUR FAT, TIGHT ASS!!
KIM, I LOVE YOUR FAT, TIGHT ASS!!

I WANT TO LICK IT ALL WET. MMMMMMMMMM

I'd eat the corn out of her ass.

#153

You must be another Jackson because Kim's fat body is a total turn off for me. Kim's hips are 40 plus and 40 plus hips are huge! Show me a tight toned female of any body type to make my day! I also find intellegence attractive too and Kim is not very bright. Kim is a real woman alright; a big fat lazy self absorbed cellulite loose butt girdle wearing freaky butt looking fat mess. Kim should buy stock in Photoshop sofware because without it; Kim cannot continue to be in denial about being overweight.

I think it's undeniable, she's the hottest woman alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all NO DECENT WHITE MAN would even touch this bitch or be seen WITH her...at least not in daylight and not without PAYING her first. Kim K. is as fake as the day is long, and someone up above in their post had the nerve to mention that as long as "she's proud of the way she looks". Ok, IF she was so "proud" WHY does she cover up that craterous sized ass of hers, everytime she's at the beach?

There was also some statements made about her being the "most beautiful" and "sexiest" woman in the world. From WHAT fucking stand point...because it must be only YOURS because it sure as fuck ISN'T from MINE and others that posted how FAKE this fat assed arab bitch is. Her TITS are FAKE. Her LIPS are fake. Her ASS is fake...and her PERSONALITY is fake. EVERYTHING on her just about...the bitch laid on a fucking table and had SHOVED UP IN HER. Include african american men's penises...of course..with her being the skank that she is...she probably just pulled her panties down in the local alleyways and bent over most of the time.

Her own MOTHER pimps her out, and suggests to her that she do naked pictorials, such as the one she did in Playboy, then the old hag pocketed the money, and as for the two youngest sisters, the mom isn't doing anything but prepping THEM to be future sluts and objects for strange men to jerk off to and the candle wax faced dad, Bruce Jenner..who hasen't even earned HIS own fucking money since he did the olympics back in the 70's..isn't doing anything but welching off this slut as well.

This saddle bag thighed, used up, tramp isn't good for anything except being a sperm dumpster for n1 ggers and as many n1 ggers as SHE'S fucked, there's NO DOUBT that her pussy lips are dragging the ground picking up loose change and small animals.

Hell she doesn't even have any REAL fucking talent. Just walks around looking like a lost zoo squirrel in the face, and we all know that once this bitch hits 30, she can just fucking forget it.

119,
The mass of a brain doesn't equal to the intelligence of that brain, so that proves nothing you dumb a*ss !
Oh, and your dick ( as small as it may be) shouldn't be included in measuring total brain mass, although you probably don't know the difference between your two heads do you...?.

KIM IS FAT AND SHORT!

KIM HAS SIZE 44 INCH HIPS!

KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM IS A SELF ABSORBED LAZY RICH BITCH!

KIM GOT A NOSE JOB TO IMPROVE HER FACE!

KIM GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TO IMPROVE HER FAT PEAR SHAPED FIGURE!

ONLY CREEPS JERK OFF TO KIM!

KIM DOES LOUSY PORN!

KIM HAS A LOOSE BIG CELLULITE ASS!

KIM WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!

KIM HIDES HER LOOSE CELLULITE BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT!

HOT CHICKS DO NOT COVER THEIR BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIM SUIT!

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT MEDIA WHORE!

KIM IS A BIG FAT JOKE!

KIM POST POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF!

KIM ARGUES WITH THE POSTERS THAT WRITE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!

KIM IS FAT AND SHORT!

KIM HAS SIZE 44 INCH HIPS!

KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM IS A SELF ABSORBED LAZY RICH BITCH!

KIM GOT A NOSE JOB TO IMPROVE HER FACE!

KIM GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TO IMPROVE HER FAT PEAR SHAPED FIGURE!

ONLY CREEPS JERK OFF TO KIM!

KIM DOES LOUSY PORN!

KIM HAS A LOOSE BIG CELLULITE ASS!

KIM WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!

KIM HIDES HER LOOSE CELLULITE BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT!

HOT CHICKS DO NOT COVER THEIR BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIM SUIT!

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT MEDIA WHORE!

KIM IS A BIG FAT JOKE!

KIM POST POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF!

KIM ARGUES WITH THE POSTERS THAT WRITE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!

KIM IS FAT AND SHORT!

KIM HAS SIZE 44 INCH HIPS!

KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM IS A SELF ABSORBED LAZY RICH BITCH!

KIM GOT A NOSE JOB TO IMPROVE HER FACE!

KIM GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TO IMPROVE HER FAT PEAR SHAPED FIGURE!

ONLY CREEPS JERK OFF TO KIM!

KIM DOES LOUSY PORN!

KIM HAS A LOOSE BIG CELLULITE ASS!

KIM WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!

KIM HIDES HER LOOSE CELLULITE BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT!

HOT CHICKS DO NOT COVER THEIR BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIM SUIT!

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT MEDIA WHORE!

KIM IS A BIG FAT JOKE!

KIM POST POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF!

KIM ARGUES WITH THE POSTERS THAT WRITE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!

KIM IS FAT AND SHORT!

KIM HAS SIZE 44 INCH HIPS!

KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM IS A SELF ABSORBED LAZY RICH BITCH!

KIM GOT A NOSE JOB TO IMPROVE HER FACE!

KIM GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TO IMPROVE HER FAT PEAR SHAPED FIGURE!

ONLY CREEPS JERK OFF TO KIM!

KIM DOES LOUSY PORN!

KIM HAS A LOOSE BIG CELLULITE ASS!

KIM WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!

KIM HIDES HER LOOSE CELLULITE BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT!

HOT CHICKS DO NOT COVER THEIR BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIM SUIT!

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT MEDIA WHORE!

KIM IS A BIG FAT JOKE!

KIM POST POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF!

KIM ARGUES WITH THE POSTERS THAT WRITE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!

KIM IS FAT AND SHORT!

KIM HAS SIZE 44 INCH HIPS!

KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM IS A SELF ABSORBED LAZY RICH BITCH!

KIM GOT A NOSE JOB TO IMPROVE HER FACE!

KIM GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TO IMPROVE HER FAT PEAR SHAPED FIGURE!

ONLY CREEPS JERK OFF TO KIM!

KIM DOES LOUSY PORN!

KIM HAS A LOOSE BIG CELLULITE ASS!

KIM WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!

KIM HIDES HER LOOSE CELLULITE BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT!

HOT CHICKS DO NOT COVER THEIR BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIM SUIT!

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT MEDIA WHORE!

KIM IS A BIG FAT JOKE!

KIM POST POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF!

KIM ARGUES WITH THE POSTERS THAT WRITE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!

KIM IS FAT AND SHORT!

KIM HAS SIZE 44 INCH HIPS!

KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM IS A SELF ABSORBED LAZY RICH BITCH!

KIM GOT A NOSE JOB TO IMPROVE HER FACE!

KIM GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TO IMPROVE HER FAT PEAR SHAPED FIGURE!

ONLY CREEPS JERK OFF TO KIM!

KIM DOES LOUSY PORN!

KIM HAS A LOOSE BIG CELLULITE ASS!

KIM WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!

KIM HIDES HER LOOSE CELLULITE BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT!

HOT CHICKS DO NOT COVER THEIR BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIM SUIT!

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT MEDIA WHORE!

KIM IS A BIG FAT JOKE!

KIM POST POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF!

KIM ARGUES WITH THE POSTERS THAT WRITE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!

KIM IS FAT AND SHORT!

KIM HAS SIZE 44 INCH HIPS!

KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP TO IMPROVE HER FIGURE!

KIM IS A SELF ABSORBED LAZY RICH BITCH!

KIM GOT A NOSE JOB TO IMPROVE HER FACE!

KIM GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TO IMPROVE HER FAT PEAR SHAPED FIGURE!

ONLY CREEPS JERK OFF TO KIM!

KIM DOES LOUSY PORN!

KIM HAS A LOOSE BIG CELLULITE ASS!

KIM WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!

KIM HIDES HER LOOSE CELLULITE BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT!

HOT CHICKS DO NOT COVER THEIR BUTT WHEN WEARING A SWIM SUIT!

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT MEDIA WHORE!

KIM IS A BIG FAT JOKE!

KIM POST POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF!

KIM ARGUES WITH THE POSTERS THAT WRITE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!

she has fucking abs:
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/05/0530%20Kim%20Kardashian%20R%20Lauren/gallery_main/gallery_main-0530_kim_kardashian_rlauren_00.jpg

so for sure the girl does work out a lot. is it possible for a person to be fat when they have abs? I don't think so. I think you jealous bitches just don't get it, she doesn't want to be stick skinny and have a small but, small legs and no ass. she loves her 40 inch hips, her small waist, her big ass and big thighs. it's called an hourglass body, like Beyonce. she loves her body, you couldn't pay her enough for her to want to be stick skinny and lose her luscious ass, thighs and body type.

I find it easy to deny that she's the hottest woman alive.

162, you have major issues. go see a doctor. this level of jealousy is not normal.

Dayum, 162, got some time on your hands?

Kim is a modern day goddess.

/never question her human form

"she loves her body, you couldn't pay her enough for her to want to be stick skinny and lose her luscious ass, thighs and body type."

Can she be paid enough to show her ass instead of covering it up? Guess not.

I'd suck a fart out of her ass and lick her ass after she had taken a watery shit. She's that hot. She's not hot, she's beyond hot... she's a goddess!

She's the perfect woman...for guys like me! Except I'm white...d'oh!

OK guys. Get it straight, the padding is INSIDE THE BUTT. Its called buttock implants and she has two pads in there.

I have pictures of Kim before the butt implant procedure. She was petite and flat from both ends (chest and ass).

Kim must think cameras were invented in 2007-08. How could she not know that people knew her and had shots of her before all these surgeries?

Kim is back ha! ha! Notice how a bunch of positive comments are posted one after another ha! ha! Kim you are so pathetic to post positive comments about yourself and argue with people that post negative comments about yourself.

Kim you are a fat short bitch with an ugly wide ass! No hot chick covers their ass when wearing a swimsuit and no hot chick relies on girdles.

Kim you could never be a hot chick because you have 40 plus size hips!

So she reads these pages? Good. Kim you are a fat, useless, talentless, self centered bitch. No better than Paris Hilton, except she didn't get pissed on on camera.

so I madev the mistake of actually following the link to her blog... I am off to hang myself now.

#168

Kim is addicted to food and this is why she acts like she enjoys being fat. Kim does not have what it takes to have a hot tight fit body because she is lazy and loves food way too much! If Kim loved her fat body then she would not cover her big ugly butt when wearing a swimsuit. Kim would not rely on Photoshop and Kim would not be wearing girdles and butt pads. If Kim loved her body then she would not have gotten breast implants, cellulite removal procedures, nose job, and she wears a lot of make up.

#172, wow man, you have issues. ever wondered that maybe the reason why there's normal comments and not only your sick pathetic desperate jealous ones is because she's hotter than fucking hell? just accept the fact that she's fucking hot and makes every man's dick explode. stop the "HA! HA! HA!" and "KIM IS BACK" and stop typing like if you were talking to Kim Kardashian because it makes you seem really mental. We all know it's you and that you're sick, shit, how many hours have you dedicated to post hate bullshit about Kim Kardashian today? is your boyfriend really that in love with her. You must have a really rotten black heart and be really bitter to be able to feel so much hatred towards a person you know nothing about just because they're incredibly hot. Go work out a little stupid jealous bitch, instead of sitting your flat ass all day in front of your computer insulting Kim Kardashian and being mental. Or is it that you always get rejected in real life? right, that's why you spend your whole life online hating on gorgeous Kim Kardashian, because in real life you're always rejected, so you spend your life online.

KIM I KNOW YOU LOOK AT TIGHT FIT FEMALES AND GET JEALOUS HA! HA!

KIM WILL ALWAYS BE FAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO EAT A LOT AND IT SHOWS!

WE KNOW YOU WEAR GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO MAKE YOUR SAGGY BUTT PERKY AND TO HIDE YOUR UGLY CELLULITE!

KIM WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!!

KIM IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FRIED OREOS!

KIM I KNOW YOU LOOK AT TIGHT FIT FEMALES AND GET JEALOUS HA! HA!

KIM WILL ALWAYS BE FAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO EAT A LOT AND IT SHOWS!

WE KNOW YOU WEAR GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO MAKE YOUR SAGGY BUTT PERKY AND TO HIDE YOUR UGLY CELLULITE!

KIM WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!!

KIM IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FRIED OREOS!

KIM I KNOW YOU LOOK AT TIGHT FIT FEMALES AND GET JEALOUS HA! HA!

KIM WILL ALWAYS BE FAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO EAT A LOT AND IT SHOWS!

WE KNOW YOU WEAR GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO MAKE YOUR SAGGY BUTT PERKY AND TO HIDE YOUR UGLY CELLULITE!

KIM WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!!

KIM IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FRIED OREOS!

KIM I KNOW YOU LOOK AT TIGHT FIT FEMALES AND GET JEALOUS HA! HA!

KIM WILL ALWAYS BE FAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO EAT A LOT AND IT SHOWS!

WE KNOW YOU WEAR GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO MAKE YOUR SAGGY BUTT PERKY AND TO HIDE YOUR UGLY CELLULITE!

KIM WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!!

KIM IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FRIED OREOS!

KIM I KNOW YOU LOOK AT TIGHT FIT FEMALES AND GET JEALOUS HA! HA!

KIM WILL ALWAYS BE FAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO EAT A LOT AND IT SHOWS!

WE KNOW YOU WEAR GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO MAKE YOUR SAGGY BUTT PERKY AND TO HIDE YOUR UGLY CELLULITE!

KIM WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!!

KIM IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FRIED OREOS!

KIM I KNOW YOU LOOK AT TIGHT FIT FEMALES AND GET JEALOUS HA! HA!

KIM WILL ALWAYS BE FAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TO EAT A LOT AND IT SHOWS!

WE KNOW YOU WEAR GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS TO MAKE YOUR SAGGY BUTT PERKY AND TO HIDE YOUR UGLY CELLULITE!

KIM WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!!

KIM IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FRIED OREOS!

#175 if you loved yourself a little (or didn't hate yourself) and had any dignity you wouldn't spend your whole life online hating on Kim Kardashian and trying to convince others that she's not that hot just because you're sickly jealous.

Y'all are jealous that I'm going to impregnate her and just like every young, successful african american sports player I will show moves that I don't show on the field and get out of paying child support.

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are you blind or just retarded? her body looks fucking tight to me.

#176

IT'S FAT CELLULITE SAGGY BUTT KIM AGAIN!

KIM IS JEALOUS OF CHICKS WITH HOT TIGHT BODIES!

KIM IS WRITING THE SAME PATHETIC SHIT AGAIN.

ONLY CREEPY GUYS WANT TO JERK OFF TO FAT THIGHS, FAT HIPS, AND LOOSE UGLY BUTT KIM!

KIM YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A HOT TIGHT BODY BECAUSE YOU LOVE FOOD TO MUCH AND IT SHOWS YOU FAT BITCH!

THE ONLY CHICKS JEALOUS OF YOU ARE FAT CHICKS THAT CAN'T MAKE MONEY LIKE YOU FOR DOING BAD PORN AND WEARING BUTT GIRDLES AND DEPENDING ON PHOTOSHOP!

IT'S FAT CELLULITE SAGGY BUTT KIM AGAIN!

KIM IS JEALOUS OF CHICKS WITH HOT TIGHT BODIES!

KIM IS WRITING THE SAME PATHETIC SHIT AGAIN.

ONLY CREEPY GUYS WANT TO JERK OFF TO FAT THIGHS, FAT HIPS, AND LOOSE UGLY BUTT KIM!

KIM YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A HOT TIGHT BODY BECAUSE YOU LOVE FOOD TO MUCH AND IT SHOWS YOU FAT BITCH!

THE ONLY CHICKS JEALOUS OF YOU ARE FAT CHICKS THAT CAN'T MAKE MONEY LIKE YOU FOR DOING BAD PORN AND WEARING BUTT GIRDLES AND DEPENDING ON PHOTOSHOP!

IT'S FAT CELLULITE SAGGY BUTT KIM AGAIN!

KIM IS JEALOUS OF CHICKS WITH HOT TIGHT BODIES!

KIM IS WRITING THE SAME PATHETIC SHIT AGAIN.

ONLY CREEPY GUYS WANT TO JERK OFF TO FAT THIGHS, FAT HIPS, AND LOOSE UGLY BUTT KIM!

KIM YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A HOT TIGHT BODY BECAUSE YOU LOVE FOOD TO MUCH AND IT SHOWS YOU FAT BITCH!

THE ONLY CHICKS JEALOUS OF YOU ARE FAT CHICKS THAT CAN'T MAKE MONEY LIKE YOU FOR DOING BAD PORN AND WEARING BUTT GIRDLES AND DEPENDING ON PHOTOSHOP!

IT'S FAT CELLULITE SAGGY BUTT KIM AGAIN!

KIM IS JEALOUS OF CHICKS WITH HOT TIGHT BODIES!

KIM IS WRITING THE SAME PATHETIC SHIT AGAIN.

ONLY CREEPY GUYS WANT TO JERK OFF TO FAT THIGHS, FAT HIPS, AND LOOSE UGLY BUTT KIM!

KIM YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A HOT TIGHT BODY BECAUSE YOU LOVE FOOD TO MUCH AND IT SHOWS YOU FAT BITCH!

THE ONLY CHICKS JEALOUS OF YOU ARE FAT CHICKS THAT CAN'T MAKE MONEY LIKE YOU FOR DOING BAD PORN AND WEARING BUTT GIRDLES AND DEPENDING ON PHOTOSHOP!

IT'S FAT CELLULITE SAGGY BUTT KIM AGAIN!

KIM IS JEALOUS OF CHICKS WITH HOT TIGHT BODIES!

KIM IS WRITING THE SAME PATHETIC SHIT AGAIN.

ONLY CREEPY GUYS WANT TO JERK OFF TO FAT THIGHS, FAT HIPS, AND LOOSE UGLY BUTT KIM!

KIM YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE A HOT TIGHT BODY BECAUSE YOU LOVE FOOD TO MUCH AND IT SHOWS YOU FAT BITCH!

THE ONLY CHICKS JEALOUS OF YOU ARE FAT CHICKS THAT CAN'T MAKE MONEY LIKE YOU FOR DOING BAD PORN AND WEARING BUTT GIRDLES AND DEPENDING ON PHOTOSHOP!

I just read KK's site. Uh oh... I think you made them mad, Mr. Superfish...

The war between the KKCS (Kim Kardashian Charmin Stuffers) and the Superfish is about to begin.

Wow... for a socialite, she must have no absolutely nothing better to do than read celebrity gossip sites.

Kim has a cute face but she's a bit chubby for my taste. Her short sister has a more fit body. Their show is kinda kool

I would do Kim after 6 drinks and after having no luck picking up on the tight fit chicks.

I would do Kim after 6 drinks and after having no luck picking up on the tight fit chicks.