May 13 2008Kim Kardashian goes for cellulite removal?! GASP!

Kim Kardashian revealed on this weekend's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians that she has cellulite treatment done on her planet-sized posterior. I'm just as shocked as you are. But for those of you wanting an up-close look at Kim's ass, definitely scope out the video after the jump of her full-on butt-sanding. If this episode doesn't win an Emmy, there is no God. Okay, maybe there is and he's a jerk that hates fat chicks. I dunno, I'm not a priest - yet. I'm applying online to be one right now actually. Okay, here's the final question: "Can you make shit up?" Hell yeah I can! *clicks 'Yes'* Boom! I'm an ordained minister! Kickass! Anyone got a baby I can baptize? We'll have to use my garden hose, but don't worry, I'll bless it first.

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Hottie

FAT!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/sobs uncontrollably

She does look great in the video.

Most fat chicks with big butts, big hips, and big thighs like Kim get cellulite. Kim is wearing her fat chick top. You know the kind that do not show a females figure and is long enough to hide a big butt and hips. But I can still see her fat thighs!

I don't know what that tech was thinking. She's gonna need at least 100,000 rpm for that fat ass. Too bad they cut away before the tech said "does anybody else smell urine?"

What did they do with her butt fat? I'm making soap.

I just poped

Did you see the last few seconds. You KNOW that Armenian girl shaved the cooch for this.

FATSO.

I love the girl, but mostly when she's dressed up. When she strips down and opens those legs...I dunno, man...maybe really hairy chicks weren't meant to shave all the time, it's just not healthy or good for the skin...most days, it looks exactly like Bruce Jenner's face.

is it just me or did she look way hot in that video?

This n i g g e r at least isn't on welfare. She is however not considered human

That was a brave technician. I haven't know a lot of Armenian girls, but they've all smelled like farm animals. I don't know if it's something in their sweat, or piss/poo remnants getting stuck in their fat hairy asscracks, or just some cultural thing (probably to try to keep the dads aways at night). But I'm pretty sure the white girl was worried that she would be another incidental victim of one of those Japanese suicide gas releases.

#8 John Paul II or Benedict?

She looked smokin' hot in the video....

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Yes, she's on the chunkier side. Yes, she takes pee in the face. Yes, she has a FAT pussy but guess what? Every hetero male would fuck her. Even some fags would.

Seriously they need to hook that machine up to her labias. I saw in that video she did with that black dude her PUSSY WAS PHIZZAT!!!

She's going to clog that fucking machine if they try to remove all the fat in one procedure. They would be better off splitting it up in to about 10 visits.

She didn't look at flabby I was expecting in the ass and stomach shot. Of course, she was lying down, so gravity played to her advantage. Still..

"Every hetero male would fuck her"

lmao. That never has been true, and never will be, about any woman. But, nice job at protesting too much - obviously you agree she's fat.

She's doing this now, at age 27. Holy cow. I mean, holy COW.

Considering these machines don't work, we now know how stupid she is that she fell for this scam.

Nice scam Keem.. While the doctor is distracted by vacuuming her ass, Keem's sisters stole medical supplies. Keem is a thieving gypsy whore, but a clever thieving gypsy whore. Well played Shepherdess.

@13 Meh, the other troll writes much better.

I would SO hot that!

Any chick that calls her fat is crazy jealous. Pretty sure she's ridiculously hot and I'd rather fuck her then a bean pole with no tits or ass. I know that's hard to hear for the girls who have spent all their free time stinking fingers down their throats but it's the truth. Skeletor was only cool in the he-man cartoon, not so much in real life.

Funniest part about filming this scene - true story - is that the tech girl muttered "what the fuck" under her breath (we edited it out) when she saw a tiny dookie lodged in Kim's buttcrack. When she got the butt implants it completely numbed out her skin, so this happens all the time. She's either too dumb to wipe properly every time, or she just doesn't go deep enough into that Grand Canyon buttcrack. When we film on hot days, let's just say you always know without looking whether Kim is nearby...

yeah it sucks that us normal people cant get rich quick just because our dad wasnt OJ's lawer or our step father wasnt inthe olympics but get over it shes rich because we pay attention to her and comment about her everyday shit she does

#25 - so you like to fuck chubby-mommy types, fine, good for you. No need to insult other people's tastes. Besides, starting a sentence with "Any..." just makes you look desperate to make your point. Go ahead, unzip, enjoy yourself. It's fine with us. Just make sure your mom doesn't walk in. Or that she does - I don't really know how these chubby-mommy fixations work.

I used to work at american laser, that machine doesnt REMOVE fat it just massages it and heats it up so it becomes looser and not so dimpled looking.
dumbasses.

#25

Here we go again. Only 1 percent of the US population are underweight. 70 percent of the US population are 30 or more pounds overweight like Kim. The probability of you finding a lot of underweight females in the US are slim. Kim basically loves to eat too much like most fat Americans and relies on girdles and body shapers to improve her fat figure. You will have no problem finding fat chicks like Kim in the US. Have a fun filled festive time with a fat female. I doubt the fit females that eat right and exercise regularly are jealous of fat Kim.

i would eat my cereal out of that ass. and if by some of you douchebags' standards that means eating cereal out of a fat chick's ass, then so be it. she's no where near as fat as your mom.

im in love...

Why does that dumb cunt fat sister of hers always look like a grumpy Sasquatch?

"and if by some of you douchebags' standards that means eating cereal out of a fat chick's ass"

Yeah, by some of us douchebags' standards. We're totally fucking crazy, calling her fat. Just look at her here, as she visits a TRY TO MAKE MY FAT ASS AND SADDLEBAG THIGHS LOOK BETTER clinic. Yup, it's all in our minds.

Ha! Ha! Kim's sister said Kim needs a lot of treatment for her cellulite! Her huge butt looks wide and flat in the video ha! ha!

@ Smitty

Ex-fucking-actly

That shit's fucking perfect in my opinion.

ANYone who can seriously sit here and call her fat needs to have their fucking eyes checked.

The best part of the clip is Khloe staring at that power sander going to town on her sister's ass and wrestling with her lesbian fantasies.

she's fat

Puhlease, look at the video, I don't see any fat. Lol you haters! She's stunning and you KNOW it. Jealous uglies.

This should shut up all the "She's not a lardass." or "She doesn't have cellulite" comments. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people with very low standards. I guess she is normal in that most people in the US are fat slobs. It doesn't make it attractive.

She is a fat, hairy, ugly bitch. She has a revolting body and a worse personality.

#36

Big deal you are a guy that likes fat chicks. The US has plenty of fat chicks so you should have no problem finding fat chicks like Kim that use girdles and body shapers to tuck in the fat!

#37 I think it's more like Dexter's fantasies. She's one jealous bitch, I think she was imagining substituting a chainsaw.

Americans intimidated by a foreign beautiful woman. Go back to watching porn with blonde boys with fake tits.

Why all the hate? They should remove said lard and inject it in Bruce Jenner's face? Have you seen that fucker lately? He is succeeding in his quest to become Mary Tyler Moore. He's going to make it after all!

She is fucking gorgeous and not fat, but how goddamn shallow is it possible for a person (or family in her case) to be??

#33 - because her sister gets the attention. It's the ugly stepsister syndrome.

#43

I get turned on by watching attractive females that know when to push themselves away from the plate. Kim is fat and gross but hey I suppose Kim reminds some guys of their fat moms and it turns them on.

I'm going to crack up..

It is absolutely unreal the number of America bashers on here. Yet the first country any other runs to in a time of need is what? AMERICA. Why? Because clearly America is the most generous, capable, accepting and successful country in the history of this planet. Bottom line. Everyone wishes that they had the chance to live the American dream. And if you say you don't agree, you are a fucking liar.

The funny thing is half you people are probably foreigners who either have or currently do live here, so why don't you just get the fuck out?

So to all you haters, go fuck yourselves. But don't worry, when you need help, we'll still be here to give it to you. Ingrates.

I commend her. At least she's doing something about it unlike Cottage Cheese Barton!

@49 - wanker Americans are truly a pathetic breed, I have been there several times and want to live there? Never in a million years, even the most unsophisticated low life Europeans make low life Americans look classy.

hate her, love that outfit.

And furthermore, this site is mainly about Amreican celebrity. Why the fuck do you even pay attention if you hate America so much? The answer is because you have nothing better. YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER. You hate us because you can't be us. Don't deny it. It's alright, the sooner you come to terms, the better.

So go to hell you smelly, hairy, yellow toothed fuckfaces.

@51-I think you got something backwards because your comment makes absolutely no sense what so ever. And if you don't like it here, why do you continue to visit? You and your comment are a perfect example of why Americans are superior to the rest of the world. Thanks for making that clear, you fucking Euro-Douchebag.

OK she does have a pretty face, but she is FAT. And she is full of shit; that is NOT a body that "works out all the time", as she puts it.

wow... (in a confused, dismayed, disgusted tone. also brows are frowed and my upper lip is curled) :(

Whatever, dude. When your country is overrun by muslims because your pansy-ass leaders won't keep them in check, I bet your sorry ass is on the first plane to New York. The fucked up part is that we'll le you come over and stay.

Do us a favor and never come back.

Kim isn't fat at all. She has curves in all the right places just as a woman should have.

@58-Should all women have n i g g e r pee dribbling down their chins as well?

I like that her sister said "vagine" just like Borat

Honestly, every negative comment about Kim on this site is probably from a jealous woman. Every "guy" claiming to find her unattractive probably has other motives than honesty.

Ha, whatever guys, she's gorgeous and has an amazing body

Europe has beautiful women too, remember.... Keria... Monica Bellucci, Laetitia Casta. I Love Eruope much more because we're less prudish and more open minded.

less prudish = more whorish

i've concluded that the majority of you are faggots

I only wish my ass looked that good!!! I am a 38 year old mother of three. I've kept myself fairly thin (size 6), but my ass does not look that pretty. Go girl!!! That is a nice ass! Don't let them get you down!

53 "You hate us because you can't be us"? LMFAO, ROFLCOPTER! Who the FUCK would want to be like YOU? Thanks for the laugh, American scum.

she is so bangin. idfk what you homos are talking about. FAT? damn she's got a great body! and don't make fun of people with cellulite. it's common in skinny girls too.

I think it's cute that a lot of people here are calling her "fat". The truth is, she is heavier than a slimmer than average person. She's really not that fat. Everybody's talking like she looks like Rosanne Barr or something. I think she is a pretty girl, but yet it's a shame how she became well known. I know I don't admire her. However, I wouldn't mind looking like her. I'm assuming all the people that are calling her fat are the same kind of people that think all the advertisements we see in magazines are of "real" people or think the chicks in playboy aren't really airbrushed.

Are there any bigger fame whores than this family?

Yeah we sure are an advanced country. Have you insipid degenerates watched TV recently? And by the way, Europeans don't want immigrants in their country. The elite Money Master NWO FORCES them so they can interbreed with parent race to sow the seed of dissention.
Gotta carve em all up and they won't know who they are and won't unify. Look at this nation of douches. First off. we have a melato Harvard elitist with a foul mouth stupid cunt for a wife running it when she should shut the fuck up. Yeah we really need a bitch like that in the WHITE house. It will then be the Black House.
Who is Obama? Ahhh he is gonna make a change for us. How? When did he demonstrate leadership before? We now know a little more about his religious/philosophical roots since we know where he went to church. I can't believe this asshole might be the president. We are rotting from the inside out as a nation.
I wish I lived in Europe.

Kim is NOT fat. I am sure 90% or heterosexual men would agree. Not the celebrity struck queers that haunt this site. Men don't hang out at places like this.

I really feel bad for all the Europeans who are stooping to such a level to dis America- it really shows you to be quite trashy. I LOVE most of the countries in Europe; there are so many great things about them (besides Japan, all the other countries in the world are mainly third-world pieces of shit). But I can tell the reason why many Americans would find it laughable that you think you could look down your noses at the US: compared to America, you are a bunch of poor people. No other country has a standard of living as high as this one's (which, of course, is why Americans can become overweight so easily, so...that's one drawback, I guess...however, I clearly remember seeing more than a fair share of fatties in the UK, pretty sure it's a problem there too). I'm not saying the sentiment is correct; there's more to life/culture than money, but, unless you like or respect poor people (as if), I can understand why other Americans would sniff at your attempts to act like you're better than them.

Hahahaa at all the jealous chicks saying her body isn't perfect. Her face... ehhhh.. it's nice. But that woman has the body of a goddess!

Hm. she's fat eh? Right. This chick isn't thirty pounds over weight and she isnt obese or flabby.

Stop getting uptight about anonymous tools who want to compare all Americans to the rest of the world based on a forum meant for rubbish. Anyone coming on here to debate meaningful topics is a spineless douche who cannot hack it out in a real forum for such things.

This is awesome she is in her underwear, on video, clearly fucking hot and we still have tons of women saying “she’s fat”, “she wears body shapers”.

Yeah we know you’re so much fitter/hotter then Kim and only reason you don’t have your own TV show is because you’re too good for reality TV.LMAO

61. Mike:
“Every "guy" claiming to find her unattractive probably has other motives than honesty.”

The “guys”that find her unattractive are women. You can see it form the posts. A women will post something bad about her then a “guy” will post almost word for word what she said with the only difference being the post starts with “I’m a guy”.

honestly, i'm a thin girl who would be REALLY, REALLY happy to have Kim's body. different weights look good on different bodies and frames. if i gained weight it really wouldn't go where it does on her. i'd much rather be a total hourglass with a little more soft, cellulite than have the skinny girl frame that i was born with. for me to look good, i need to keep super fit. my body needs to be tight, not just skinny. for her to look good, it seems like she can be more forgiving with her work out routine and diet.
also, i'm not sure whether it is important to mention in order to give my opinion some kind of validity (it seems like a lot of people on this site demand that people be themselves hot- or at least by popular standards- to be taken seriously...) but i'm a bikini model. this mean i'm way too tuned into bodies because, well, it's my livelihood. therefore, i tend to look at bodies with more of an objective point of view (as in, what makes money, what most people want to see) and i STILL prefer a body like kim's. in real life, i don't think your body is that important. it won't get you love and it won't get you respect any more than a ugly person would. when your body becomes cash, though, it's a different ball game.

Straight up..........AFTER 5 MONTHS, I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO THIS BITCH IS.

We are not talking "google" material, in fact, unlike Jenny McCarthy (who gives me "autism" every time I see playboy, like her kid), this gal isn't even bottom level jack material to one of our guys who have been in Iraq for 4 years and not gotten any..

I thought we built a fence to keep these wetbacks out?

Damn, with thighs like that, she damn sure didn't swim, she just "saddlebagged" her floaty way over....................

Tell Castro and his President Brother we want more Borats, and less fat chicks coming over on Plantane leaves..........

Thin Girl:
blow me

And for all you non-Americans............

The next time I fight for America, remind me to make sure it is your third-world France-like shithole, so while I am there, I can shit on your land...literally, and have sex with your mother, sisters, and rape your father too......

After all, you don't make a pimple on MY American ass, and the UK can suck my "wanker", since we beat you fuckers twice already, and you STILL had the balls to come back and beg us for help against Germany TWO MORE times.

Except Australia, we stand firm with our boys down under.

Everyone else can kiss my white, non-immigrant, American "Kill you fucktards, ALL of you" ass.

We rule the world, and we kill more people and make more pornography and money in the first ten minutes of the day than your funky, second rate "Little Russia's" do in a week.

After all, unlike you, I am more than happy to nuke your skank asses right back where you cavemen come from, camels and all. (That, and we can actually afford the nukes, don't gotta buy 'em from terrorists like YOU)

So.........for you loudmouth punks who ain't America (or acting like one, since you are speaking MY english...........BITCHES) I say:

Step the fuck up, and come get some. You won't win, but I will enjoy killing you all the same, sometimes, dumbfucks like you have to learn the hard.........AMERICAN way.

i was totally under the impression that kim kardashian's ass could bring about world peace if given the chance, but chumpleteer here just dashed my dreams. sigh.

i think we should all enjoy the sight of kim's ample charms while we can...girls like this are always one chicken wing away from lard ass and you never know which chicken wing it will be....carpe diem people!

---from young black and famous:
Gotta love my hometown. At the Hornets vs. Bulls basketball game last night in New Orleans, YBF snitches report that Reggie Bush’s main chick Kim Kardashian caught an earful from an alleged jumpoff of his. While the couple sat courtside, a long black haired tanned woman (who actually happened to be seated right behind them the whole time) stormed up to the two and lit into Reggie’s ass about his new relationship with the “Tush”. Of course, Reggie put on his *confused* face which apparently pissed the woman off even more. So she proceeded to yell at Kim–loudly so the entire crowd within earshot could hear–that she is still gettin’ it poppin’ with Reggie and has been for the last 2 years. And that she had just sexed it up with Reggie that Saturday. Damn! Kim mouthed a classy “F*ck you” to the jump off with an extremely angry look on her face. Clearly Kim doesn’t know that news about much of Reggie’s “side activities” has been around the N.O. for a while now.

Reggie was spotted outside after the game texting away…solo. Apparently Kim had left his ass there high and dry. But I’m sure we’ll see a convenient photo op soon to let everybody know the publicity stunt that is their relationship is still going strong.
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When I look at Kardashian I do not see a fat girl, but somebody ridiculously pretty and curvy. She's like alien pretty :)

Wow chumpleteer you sure know who you are (chump haha)! You really are not even responding to. The only reason why this country used to be (aint any more we and that means us the poor, we are in debt monstrously and it will only get worse ) so great is....(trumpets blow and tall thin models open the cheesy giant curtains)...because we the white immigrants were able to escape mother europe at a time when shop travel was slow and we ate up a giant landscape filled with natural resources and that includes forest products and oil.
Well the free buffet is long closed now retards. Oil is going and the monstrous forests are mostly long gone. Where are we gonna get the energy to drive this irrational (mathematically illogical) economy/moron farm - overflowing with superfluous humanity? Anwer: NOWHERE!

At least we have a large overclass now that will ride out the starvation and they have all the money to invest in a brighter tomorrow for themselves and their greedy offspring. The rest of us will starve and live like peasents. The ones that are able to live where we will be able to grow their own food.

I know most of you are not willing to believe in the reality of the past - history - feel free to like read books and stuff and you will find out man's passage through the ages has not been a joy ride. Oh! And for the most part, poor folks have had little say since time immemorial. Those days are going to return

Have a nice day Wish on a falling star (falling piece of space debris and nothing more just like the cosmos is to us not to mention mother earth - debris) for a God to come and make things magically better. We have been waiting all this time for him to show his face.

72. The UK is the fattest country in the world. The US isn't. THE UK IS! Though, the US and the Uk are pretty damn close.

Hey Chumpeteer, what an idiot you are. HaHa, have you read what you wrote??? English is your language is it? Mmmmmm, i think you'll find that English is err, well English, you fucking moron. Surely the language of REAL Americans is Red Indian, Cherokee, Apache etc etc. It's foolio's like you that give Americans a bad name (Hence the whole world hates you).. I tell you what, why don't you take your ignorant, uneducated white ass down to your nearest school for a good old fashioned shooting. Cretin.

Sooo meaty...

Hey Chumpleteer, ROCK ON BROTHER!!!!
Keep it coming. I'm a bit tired of these pompous turds from England /UK. England, Scotland and Ireland all were once Kingdoms, so I'm sure English Bob and the others are simply hoping we'll become as relevant as they are today. Mere shadows of their former greatness.

To think, I stopped by just to comment on Kim K's ass. Low and behold I walk into a political squabble. :) Comment boards are soooo much fun!!

omygosh, big freaking deal, at least she is honest unlike other stupid celebrity,
who the heck is she anyways?no really?

omygosh, big freaking deal, at least she is honest unlike other stupid celebrity,
who the heck is she anyways?no really?

@71 - Are you delusional?

"Men don't hang out at places like this."

So I guess all of the snatch flashes and boob pics are for women only? Go to Europe - I lived there - Yes, you can get up late and have beer for breakfast, that part is good... but the fact that Euros aren't stressed out and enjoy the finer things in life is simply a brushed up take that should really be stated as - most Euros have no desire to be as ambitious as Americans and really don't mind hearing their neighbors, through the walls, flush their toilet 20 times a day, because the alternative would mean they would be forced to seek higher education in order to improve, what we would call, a lower socio-economic lifestyle.

Enjoy - take a handful of converters and a window unit so you can still enjoy air-conditioning. Oh, and ice - Most Euros have never seen it - you might want to seek a patent in your host country. good luck

p.s. - btw - love your racial commentary... the Euros will make you the mayor of about any city with those credentials.

You're all dumb. Kim is hot! Though she is a BIT chubby. At her best, she's amazing. Velashape DOES work. And she does need it. But when she's her thinnest, she still looks hot as hell in clothes.

#44 - Bruce Jenner is starting to look like that Nazi dude that open up the box in the first Raiders of the Lost Ark .

Just checking back in.

Yep, she's still smokingmotherfuckinghot. Did all the homos get tired of posting on the Doogie Howser thread?

"hate her, love her outfit!"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#93....Holy shit, you're right!

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Let's face it. There is no man out there that would turn her down if she came on to them and no woman who would not hang out with her if she asked you to do lunch. And further more, I'm pretty sure that no one blogging right now has the perfect body. The girl is not fat, she has meat on her bones. She could probably stand to lose a few pounds, but most everyone could.

Yo, someone said some racist sick shit, i think it was "auntie somethingorother" what a hatefull fuck head, why you gotta be racist you white trash piece of sheeeiiiiiite, go eat another red hot dog bitch face.

Oh yes, and kim is way pretty with a way decent ass that would probably look small on her amazonian big sister, she's SHORT you stupid dickheads. Goooooooood!

I like Kim. She's human. Not sure about the Chloe-bot. I just want to know how to get one. Well, either one. If I get the Chloe-bot, I'll have to get a bigger apartment. Or, a house, maybe... With a picket fence and one of those mirror balls in the garden. And, a gnome. A proper gnome, not those Travelocity gnomes. Should I get a swing or a hammock? That's a toughie. Maybe I'll settle for a gazebo. I like gazebos. I like saying "Gazebo". Very Hemingway-ish. Or Tennessee Williams-ish. I could call all of my friends and say, "Come over for dinner and we'll eat in the gazebo." Yeah, sweet. And, Chloe-bot could serve lemonade and those little egg-salad sandwiches. *sigh* Wup, phone... dang, rents due. Write you a check, Ma?

I think she's beautiful, and it's wonderful that she can afford these treatments for herself.

BUT SPIT OUT THE FUCKING GUM. You look like trash when you're chewing on it like a fucking farm animal.

So, do hot/famous people not get taught that when you speak to someone of importance (i.e. in a place of business, any business) it's polite to spit out your gum before entering the building? Or is her breath just that bad?

Best. Video. Ever.

@ 88...

Ireland isn't in the UK, and you missed out Wales - please stop trying to make out that you are halfway intelligent if you can't even get your facts right.

Anyway, I think she's hot as fuck. If you think she is fat, you have obviously been fucking a lampost by accident. Protip: If it's made of metal, it's not a woman. (:

Evert straight man WOULD bang her and that ass. Every man who wouldnt is gay or impotent.

If she stopped marketing her ass, what else would she do?

Hopefully a record deal. *crossing fingers*

She's fat. We have become so politically correct that we pretend that fat is attractive. Next thing we'll be lying about wishing we all had gross nappy hair and flaring nostrils like the porch monkeys.

Black men around the world are crying as we speak.

I guess what Paris said about her ass made her do something about it.

OMG! She's SOO gorgeous, I totally HATE her right now!! ARGGHHH, why do I have to be so fat at the moment? *sniffle* *sob* No wonder girls like me have self esteem issues! But I must say, she's a huge motivation for me to lose some weight and get hot.

Stop the video at 1:15. If you randomly saw that image somewhere, without knowing it was some stupid celebrity with a fetish for urine, would you not think that was disgusting? That's right, because it is. FAT ASS.

kim, you know how this called?
The "being a star"-syndrom.
When you are doing this kind of SHIT-STUFF,
YOU MAY DISSAPEAR PERMANENTLY, on my part.

I'm a woman, and I think she's very pretty. If I could have curves like that, I would. But if I weighed as much as her, I wouldn't look like that. I'd be hideous. As it is I stay very thin because when I gain, I look more like Britney than Kim. My arms, legs, and belly get bigger, but not my hips or bust.
I'll never have boobs like that. *sniff*
Some women are just naturally curvy and beautiful. I think Kim has a really beautiful face. I've never seen her show or whatever she has on TV. I've heard she does porn, but I've never seen it.
I'm just giving my opinion of the pictures and video that are posted here.

@ #44

You are so right. Jenner is in desperate need of a neck lift . I thought he was gonna start gobbling like a turkey. LOL.

@93
Holy crap you're right! That's creepy.

#109

You need to exercise regularly to tone up with weights and do at least 20 minutes of walking twice a week. Don't fool yourself; Kim uses body shapers and girdles to improve her figure and minimize her fat. Kim also has breast implants. She also has to cover her huge butt when wearing a swim suit. Women that gain the majority of their weight on the hips, butt, and thighs tend to gain more weight than women that gain it on their stomach because it is more noticeable right away. You can also get lipo suction on your stomach so that you can start gaining your weight on your breasts instead of your stomach. Good luck and try not to envy overweight people.

#101

Or they are not into loose fat ass women with big hips and thighs!

#103

I agree. Fat is fat no matter where it is at and Kim looks like she is 40 pounds overweight. I suppose guys that had good times with fat chicks can relate to Kim. I have a hard body and I expect my girlfriend to maintain a nice body too. I do not want my girlfriend having to rely on girdles and body shapers like Kim to improve her figure.

#114

Everytime I see fat chicks with their flab hanging out I think to myself that they should wear some girdles and body shapers to minimize their flab like Kim and to wear a girdle so their butts do not jiggle a lot too and to make it look firm.

#71

I don't know what men you have talked with but the guys in my warehouse would never do a fat chick like Kim unless they were drunk and desperate. I live in Newport Beach CA and there are fine chicks here that roller blade and bike ride or walk their dog wearing little tight outfits and showing off their tight firm bodies. Kim could never do this because her girdle and body shapers would show through the skimpy clothes. When I go to the mall I see a lot of fat chicks like Kim so you might want to check out your local mall for fat chicks like Kim.

There seems to be a lot of talk about girdles and body shapers. I love my girdles and body shapers because I love to eat like Kim. The only embarassing part is having a new boyfriend see my real nude body for the first time without my body shaper and girdle. This is why I make sure a man bonds with me before having sex. I also make sure the room is dark the first tiime we have sex too.

oh god. kim is pretty. put her next to 500 other women her age, and i bet she is prettier than almost all of them. she is REALLY curvy and YES she has a big ass/hips/thighs- it is VERY COMMON for women (even in their 20s) to have som cellulite. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

I see dozens of chicks way hotter than this hairy ass midget gypsy every day in the gym. thats right Kim, the gym. also another effective way to keep off the cellulite. Early 20's and fat? stop eating for fucks sake.

She's not in her early 20's. She's pushing 30, you idiot. The very fact that she looks good enough to be hotter than the celebs that ARE in their early 20's says a lot. Her mind, that's another story.

#118

It is very common for Americans to be fat like Kim because Americans over eat like Kim and it is a huge health problem. Being overweight like Kim is unhealthy and can lead to health problems like high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes. If a woman gains more than 10 pounds like Kim then they have a good chance of getting cellulite if it runs in the family. If you put Kim next to obese people then Kim does not look that fat but if you put Kim next to women who are in shape then Kim would look like a fat short female. Quit making excuses for fat people and start practicing a healthy life style.

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Kim is famous for doing porn and having a famous lawyer father that got a murderer off. She is also famous for wearing girdles and body shapers that make her huge loose butt look freaky. If Kim did not have this background then she would just be another fat American female that depends on girdles and body shapers. She is also in a reality show that requires no talent. Basically Kim is a worthless no talent fat media whore.

122, Yes, that is true. But she is hot.

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lol! You say it is true but she is hot makes no sense at all. One either is hot for taking care of their bodies and not getting fat or one is cute for a fat chick which would be Kim's case.

I watched the video while eating lunch and almost puked. Her fat wide flat ass and the cellulite procedure was gross!

Khloe's bag is hotter than a jalapenos coochie....lol

Oh Jesus, she's soooooooooooooo hot, she's the hottest woman in the world.

Kim is an inspiration for all us fat chicks. Get a good girdle and strutt your stuff!

Oh Jesus when is this worthless no talent fat media whore going to go away?

God she's sooooooo hot. I need to put my dick in her.

Yikes the gross guys that go on this site fantasizing about a fat chick that is not shit without her girdle and airbrushing! I suspect these guys are fat as well and gross looking.

I'm sick of this girl making us women who don't have curves and bodies like that feel bad about ourselves. Each person is born a different way, I wish I had curves like that and a butt and body like that but I don't, and this girl makes me feel terrible about it, everybody is different and needs to accept what god gave them.

She might not be fat in the unhealthy sense, she just looks better clothed, extremely made-up, and/or airbrushed to oblivion. She's not a natural beauty and it's not really that surprising if you consider how she always has the entire ass-thigh area covered up in swimsuit pics. At least she knows how to hide her physical flaws rather than deny them like SOME cellulite-inflicted individuals.

Good god, seeing this incredibly hot as fuck lady in her panties caused me a rock hard erection, seeing her laying only with her panties on with half her ass out made my dick explode all over my monitor. That stunning face helped a lot too. This woman is perfect. She's the hottest. No celebrity is close to half as hot as she is. Good god, cellulite? I thought it was a bad thing, but after seeing this I think it actually may be hot. If it's on a chick as hot as Kim, who cares, with a body like that, a face like that and hotness like that?

missi, just consider the many advantages of not looking that way. For example: I don't have her hourglass figure but that means I have proportionately long enough legs that I don't have to wear high heels 24/7, I can wear shorts, I don't have to wear tops that resemble a tent. In general, I can be much more low maintenance since I don't feel the need to embody the culturally mandated made-for-sex look every waking hour of every day. Believe it or not, sexiness existed before high heels and cellulite treatments.

She's the hottest, most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

#132

You poor female. You must suffer from low self esteem to want to look like fat Kim. If you really want to look like Kim then just eat a lot all the time. After you get the fat you want then you can rely on girdles and body shapers to try to hide your fat like Kim. Only a few guys on this site think Kim is hot because they probably had some fun times with fat chicks like Kim. Most Americans are fat like Kim so you are the minority. Also being fat like Kim is unhealthy. Do you really want to be fat like Kim and have to cover your huge wide butt when wearing a swim suit or have to get cellulite removal procedures that do not work. I have fat friends like Kim that would call me anorexic but I am healthy and fit. I just laugh and tell them I wish I had curves like them but secretly I'm relieved that I am not fat like them or Kim.

#137

You are right on! I go to clubs all the time and pick up on the fat chicks with the huge butts because they do not get a lot of attention like the tight chicks at bars. My first experience was with a fat chick like Kim. She had cellulite but I had the best sex ever so I have a soft spot for fat chicks like Kim.

The thing that bothers me the most about fat people like Kim is when I'm on an airplane and their big butts take up some of my seating space!

#134

Dude I am totally with you. I love fat chicks like Kim too but they must have a huge behind like Kim too. If you think Kim's big loose cellulite ass is hot then you will enjoy this site!

http://www.myxxxbutt.com/

I'd suck a fart out of this beauty's ass.

I'd eat her pussy and ass all night long. I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy. She's the hottest woman alive!

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134, Because she is clearly not wearing any kind of girdle in these pictures and her body looks fantastic. That's why she is hot. And you can stop pretending you are man now, "Ken." Unlike you bitter haters, I am a confident woman and I don't feel like I have to hate on Kim Kardashian to make myself feel good.

137. Tera
“I have fat friends like Kim that would call me anorexic but I am healthy and fit.”

Hahahaha. Oh man I hope you’re joking because if you’re not you must be one screwed up chick.

#145

I have the same problem. It seems like fat people are confused about what is skinny and what is in shape. Fat people are telling me things like I must have a tape worm. When I try to tell them that I eat right and exercise regularly they just ignore me and continue with the put downs. Perhaps the put downs make them feel better about being fat.

The people that find Kim hot are either like me and have a huge butt fetish or chicks that are fat and can relate to Kim. When people put down Kim, I suspect the fat chicks take it personally and try to stick up for her or the guys that are into fat chicks take it personally too. I can understand how some people might find her fat and gross, but I have a huge butt fetish and think Kim is hot.

In the video posted all we see is Kim standing. They never show her walking with her butt exposed because it would look huge, wide and jiggle a lot and not look firm. We only see her lying on her stomach with her big wide flat ass getting cellulite removed. She is also wearing panties that do not bind and push out the fat rolls. When she wears clothes the fat gathers and she has to wear her girdles and body shapers to push in her fat.

I laughed when Kim’s sister said that Kim will need a lot of treatments for her cellulite and also oooh Kim your thigh is so meaty lol! The bottom of her fat ass looks like it is melting into her legs. Her butt is not perky but wide and flat. I think big butts only look good if they are perky like a bubble butt.

#144

I agree with # 148. Kim is a worthless no talent media whore that got famous for doing porn and getting dumped and having a famous lawyer father get a murderer off. I believe the people here are posting their opinion and the motive is not to feel better about themselves by putting Kim down, but to state what they believe are facts. When Kim is lying on her stomach, her huge wide loose butt does not look perky, it looks flat. No wonder she always wears girdles, body shapers, and covers her huge loose cellulite ass when wearing a swim suit.

Seeing Kim lying on her stomach confirms that her fat big butt is nothing without her girdle. Her butt looks fat, huge, wide, and flat. Check out JLo Jenny From the Block music video if you want to see what a nice firm big butt looks like. They show JLo lying on her stomach wearing a bikini and her big ass looks perky and nothing like big flat Kim's butt. JLo big butt looks perky probably because she is a dancer and has gotten a lot of exercise throughout her life time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sob1LcGkdMg

I feel sorry for Kim. She is not very bright, has no talent, did bad porn and got dumped, and learned bad eating habits from her big butt mom. Now Kim is fat and has a loose butt and she has to wear a girdle and cover her huge butt when wearing a swim suit. She also has to get cellulite removal procedures that are a farce. If Kim loses weight then her fat butt is going to sag more. Poor short fat chick.

I saw the video of Kim. Her big fat butt is wide, flat, and boring. If you want to see big perky bubble butts then go to this site:

http://www.bootycenter.com/

She's the queen of boners. Sooooooooooo hot. Yum.

Kim is the hottest fat chick in LA! I love how she let's guys use her and does porn! I love easy chicks! I jerk off to Kim and fatasize that I tell her that her big ass looks hot and she eats it all up and I tell her she is so hot and I do her doggie style and I slap her huge ass and watch it jiggle and I lick her cellulilte too! It's all good! Fat chicks feel bad about themselves and are easy lays!

She's stunning, and what a body! I hate her because I know my boyfriend would drool over her if he saw her and she's absolutely gorgeous, I hope he doesn't get to see her. It's obvious a lot of women on this site do hate her too, a lot more than me and not in a good way lol, some people take their jealousy too far! Come on, it's undeniable she's stunning and completely hot and that her body is amazing even with cellulite, all guys love her, learn to love what god gave you and don't be so hateful on other people just because they're a lot more beautiful than you and way hotter and way more succesful than you are!

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You say all guys love Kim lol! It seems like the creepy guys love her. She did porn with creepy Ray and then he dumped her. Your boyfriend sounds like a creep too. Different strokes for different folks and the creepy guys like fat chicks with big wide loose butts like Kim. The fit chicks are not jealous of Kim but happy they are not fat like Kim, but I suspect the fat chicks are sensitive when people put Kim down. I suspect you are fat like Kim and have cellulite too, and so you relate to Kim and feel compeled to defend her. You sure did pick a fat worthless no talent media whore to defend.

146. Leslie
“When I try to tell them that I eat right and exercise regularly they just ignore me and continue with the put downs. ”

That’s great, what’s your height and weight?

What I want to know is what brand of sunglasses she is wearing, I love them!

I'm just glad that not every man on here thinks ample hips, thighs and rear ends mean a woman is a fat pig. Put another 30 pounds on her and she might approaching chubby, but not yet.

The shallow obsession with feminine thinness is why so many girls and women hate themselves. The saddest part is, the media has managed to make MEN think that being underweight is normal, too. THIS is fat:

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/pam-tummy-tuck.jpg .

Fat is fat, curvy is curvy, bony is bony. A healthy balance of fitness and self-esteem based your body frame is the best kind of beauty. Not an unrealistic ideal that a lot of women could never live up to. I say the men who think women like Kim are fat should go live on a big island with all the skinny women so they could shudder in horror as they discover there are 500 men to every woman. They might wanna come back to the mainland (and to reality) pretty quick.

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