May 15 2008UPDATE: Kim Kardashian? Bikini? Showering?! WHOOPEE!

IM FIRST! IM FRIST! IM FIST!

She's hiding the cottage cheese booty.

Would Motorboat.

There Kim goes again covering her huge wide loose flat butt with a sarong!

1st!

I still think Kourtney is way hotter. She's thinner and she doesn't get peed on by wannabe rappers with killers for sisters.

Its nice to see a real woman after that Bai Ling fiasco.

Look out! Wide Load Coming!

YES.

YES.

FUCK YES!

THANK YOU........

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Kim is so short and fat. I could not imagine being 5'3" and that fat on a small frame! I suppose she figures her implants will overshadow her big hips, thighs, and butt. Since Kim uses photoshop I would think she could photoshop her huge ass and make it look smaller and perky.

Sure, she wears a sarong. But who cares? She does it because yes, she probably does have cellulite. But guess what? So does Mischa Barton. You don't have to be fat to get it. But look at that trim tummy, those sexy curves. She is gorgeous and doesn't need anorexic girls with the bodies of 12-year-old boys approval.

Poster who are happy about being first are even more lame than people like Kim K who are famous for doing absolutely nothing (well, besides being pee'd on)

MOAST BWEBZ

That is fucking delicious

#11 you can't take away my happiness! Oh no you can't!

#10

Any chick that has cellulite was fat at one time or is currently fat. Cellulite are fat pockets. Kim is cute for a fat chick but her big fat flat wide ellulite ass is gross.

Sure I'd nail her. But that's not saying much. So sick of her hype.

"Yeah, I know, I got totally hosed. By the time I sobered up enough to realize where I was, the only one left was that fat hairy Armenian whore. Worst part was that she thought she was super hot and spent half the time blabbering about how nobody realizes how talented she is. Finally I said she was beautiful and I was sure she'd make it big some day soon, and she almost started crying and then - check this - said I could piss on her if I wanted to! No, I know! Fucked up! But after all that she was pretty lame in bed, mostly she just laid there like a hairy beached whale. Anyway..."

PICTURE #4. Look at it who is hotter folks?

overrated

Don't get me wrong though because I'd still have sex with her.

Tug Tug TuuuuuuuuuG

@10

Let’s not talk about the 1 percent of Americans that starve themselves. How about the beauty of eating right and exercising regularly so one does not have to rely on girdles, body shapers, and sarongs. Kim is like 70 percent of the fat Americans because they practice an unhealthy life style. Fat Americans are a huge health problem in the US. Americans have a habit of making excuses for fat people instead of saying you are fat and it is unhealthy and unattractive so get busy and improve yourself.

She is gorgeous. Definitely.

I'd fuck her, but only if we can play by her own rules - keep the coverings on and just cut a few access holes. I don't want to see all that hail damaged blubber either.

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

THESE PICS COME FROM KIM’S WEB SITE SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED HA! HA!

Is that Dina Lohan trolling in the back?

She is HOT. However D List, how can you people criticise her for being damn fine? She aint fat, jealousy is an ugly thing...

#15:

Some points that go against your flawed logic, idiot.

- An estimated 85-90% of women suffer from cellulite.

- It can actually affect women (and a few men) of any shape or size. It is often associated with being overweight, but unfortunately it can happen to both thin and overweight people. Although carrying some extra weight can be a risk factor for cellulite, being thin won't stop it from occurring.

- Cellulite doesn't distinguish between overweight or thin people but is more a factor of how your individual body stores fat and it is distributed throughout your body. In fact, occasionally you will see an overweight person that despite being overweight, does not suffer from cellulite at all.

- Cellulite can happen to thin and overweight people from all socioeconomic levels. No one is immune, not even celebrities and supermodels, as you will see from many of the celebrity magazines out there. Society places more value on slim, beautiful women with flawless skin, but unfortunately perfection is unattainable and 99.9% of women don't fit that bill.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, bitch!

#15. Doc you are not a Doctor because even the most poorly educated and unintelligent doctors are well aware that cellulite occurs on women of ALL sizes. It is HORMONAL and occurs after puberty. Please educate yourself, we are embarrassed for you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellulite

"Cellulite is not related to being overweight; average and underweight people also get cellulite."

I'd nail her fine ass sister with the vigor of an overweight unshaven plumber.

#27 - Cellulite isn't natural. If u eat animal fat you get cellulite. Do the vegans Natalie Portman or Alicia Silverstone have cellulite?? F no & they never will....

Also smoking contributes to cellulite -

Ok so why does eating meat and smoking lead to cellulite because "Cellulite is fat deposits and build-up of toxins beneath the skin" Meat and cigarettes are full of toxins - DONE.

Nah, not anymore, pass. Chicks who cover up like that are way too self-conscious about being overweight to be fun in the bedroom. You want them to do a voluptuous strip tease, and they want to slip off their undies and get under the covers within 3 seconds or less, even with the lights down. Kim's been like this for awhile now, as she's gained weight, and now she's just playing an annoying game. If you're a voluptuous sex goddess, then put on the thong bikini and proudly show off your body. If you can't do that...then what are you, actually?

#30 - Alicia Silverstone??? You're joking, right? It's a good thing that she's a "peach" because she carries around her own cottage cheese.

#27

Mandy I suspect you are fat like Kim and suffer from cellulite.

You are quoting inaccuarate figures from a web site that sells useless cellulite cream.

Very few men suffer from cellulite because it is based on the composition and behavior of women's fat cells and the connective tissue that holds them in place. Very simply, a woman's connective tissue is very inflexible, so as females gain weight their fat cells expand, and tend to bulge upwards towards the surface of the skin, giving the classic orange-peel appearance of cellulite.

Diet has been shown to affect the development and amount of cellulite. Excessive amounts of fat, carbohydrates, salt, or too little fiber can all contribute to an increased cellulite.

Increasing protein should help add collagen and build muscle to burn fat and contain fat.

I am sorry you are fat and have cellulite like Kim and take all negative comments about Kim personally. You need to join Weight Watchers, exercise regularly, and lose weight so you will feel good about yourself.

Good Luck Mandy.

#30

Yes being vegetarian or pescatarian (no meat but only fish) has many advantages like no cellulite; that is, if you were never fat before you became vegetarian. If you are fat and have cellulite and then become a vegetarian then you are out of luck, but you can prevent getting more cellulite.

#30. Retard they BOTH have cellulite, it has nothing to do with that. MEN RARELY GET CELLULITE AND A FUCKLOAD OF STEAK EATING MEN AREN"T VEGANS. THE MAJORITY OF MEN ARE CARNIVORS. Good god what is with the uneducated mentally challenged idiots on here today? Alicia Silverstone is chubby and flabby and has quite nasty cellulite and appears to NEVER work out. Exercising is what helps with cellulite; cardio, strength training etc...

#35 you go girl!!

#30: You are a genius. You sound hot. I want you.

@28....omg don't post the backup to your argument from wiki...makes you look like a fucking dumb bitch.

ps. you are a fucking dumb bitch.....proof = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dumb+bitch

case closed.

#30: Do you remember me? Didn't we date in college - and didn't you break up with me b/c of my cellulite and my afro. Your an a$$.

PERSIAN SHOWER!!

Do you have any idea how bad she smells when she's wet?
(shudder)

#38

You must be fat and have cellulite like Kim. You poor bitter person.

#30 and anyone who agrees with "it" are quite possibly the STUPIDEST PEOPLE ALIVE. PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY CARNIOVROUS, SMOKING MEN DON'T GET CELLULITE YOU UNEDUCATED TROLL?

Cue all the she's fat comments - whatever! She might be shallow and stupid but ALL of you would give your right arm to have a body like hers you lot are so jealous its funny!

Kim looks like she could eat a whole Bai Ling in one sitting...

Course she would just be hungry again in an hour....

#35

Most men do not get cellulite because their skin composition is different from women. The bottom line is that if you stay fit your entire life then you will not get cellulite. If you eat too much food like fat ass Kim then you will get cellulite providing it runs in your family. Some women get stretch marks and no cellulite. You sound ignorant by your profanity. Only ignorant people use profanity to make a point. Eating right and exercising help prevent cellulite.

#43

Yeah right. I would not change my heatlhy life style to be fat like Kim. You must be talking about the 70 percent of Americans that are overweight like Kim. I live in Southern CA and it looks stupid to go to the beach and wear a sarong like Kim.

Ugh! Kim take attention away, make me so mad!

Kim rearr name is Moo She-Pork!

@30 I agree I have been vegetarian since I was 10 and have ZERO cellulite.

@30 I agree I have been vegetarian since I was 10 and have ZERO cellulite.

@30 I agree I have been vegetarian since I was 10 and have ZERO cellulite.

Do you know how fat this chick is gonna be in 5 years; espc if she has kids? She will be forced to wear nothing but housecoats and tents. Fat & hairy, I tell ya.

Oh as IF she's fat. She looks great, even if she is covering her ass up.

I would have to agree with #35 having just found this photo:

http://www.celebwood.com/pics/a/alicia_silverstone_0309/alicia_silverstone_11.jpg

In any event, what is everyone on about? Kim has cellulite.

OK....Next.....

She is still a beautiful girl.

If you don't fancy her, then don't look at her.

It's not a big deal people.

#53

lol! I think this is Kim Kardaskank since we can't see a face. Kim gives all fat chicks hope that with a girdle, body shapers, and sarongs, and photoshop, men might think they are hot; that is creepy men.

#45. You are the most ignorant person on earth. Please get an education.

http://www.beautyvisage.com/

In case you are wondering I exercise daily and have had an 18 BMI my entire life.

@30 & @50

I've never been overweight and I've been a pescatarian (A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood) since I was 14 years old and no cellulite. I get a natural high from exercising regularly too.

#50,
Congratulations. I'm having burgers on the grill tonight. Ummmmmmmmm...... burgers.............

Why are vegetarians always telling people they are vegetarians? I have never walked up to a stranger and told them, "I'm a meat eater." As for this post, I can see why people pee on her.

http://www.celebwood.com/pics/a/alicia_silverstone_0309/alicia_silverstone_15.html

click my name or the 8th picture of Alicia in shorts in the above link.

What's up now??? All your so called evidence is crumling. I eat meat and I have NO cellulite and a WAY better body than chubby Alicia and little boy Natalie Portman or fatty Kim.

By the way, she is not showering in these photos... she just has more people peeing on her than usual.

http://www.celebwood.com/pics/a/alicia_
silverstone_0309/alicia_silverstone_15.html

click my name or the 8th picture of Alicia in shorts in the above link.

What's up now??? All your so called evidence is crumling. I eat meat and I have NO cellulite and a WAY better body than chubby Alicia and little boy Natalie Portman or fatty Kim.

#57

Enjoy your meat from the factory farm. Factory farms feed their animals fillers like cement dust, newspaper, and excrement laced with pesticides and growth hormones that promote crippling weight gain and they drug them up enough to survive the hellish conditions that would otherwise kill them.

Hey guys I'm the vegan bitch on this site whose been spewing so much drivel. I'm sorry I'm so bitter, but I keep catching my boyfriend looking at Kim porn online and last night he called me Kim in bed. Click my name to see what I really look like and then you'll understand why I'm such an angry skank. Anyone want to clean my rolls they get really mouldy in the summer.

All I can say is WHAT A CONCEITED BITCH!!!! She has her own blog where she poses in bikinis and in the fucking SHOWER???

Does she have any pics on her blog of the "golden shower" she received from JayJay or whatever the fuck his name is??

It's too bad she smokes diseased African sausages. But, then again, looking at her face, she could pass.

Kim's sister has a much better body. Less flabby, more toned, with much more natural-looking boobs. Kim's face is better, but she must have a horrendous rear end to always cover it up the way she does. I'd definitely rather screw her sister.

But they are both whores. Only in America can a dumb chick become famous and even be considered rspectable by strutting her stuff every day of the week. Kim's disgusting and degrading sex video should have led to her banishment from the country. But then, our country has become disgusting and degrading.

Thanks, liberal pieces of crap, for flushing our culture down the toilet.

Click my name for the full pics check out the back of her legs in the shorts, picture #8. Major cellulite. Vegan's don't have cellulite my ass (whic is a perfect and cellulite free).

I want her to sit on my face and suffocate me with her perfect ass

Do you have any idea how bad Iranians smell when they're wet?

Yaaayyy!!! Flame war!

I love you, SuperFish! You always know just how to start the weekend; booze and boobs.

i cant believe you guys are saying shes fat???!!
Shes got a gorgous figure.
SHES STUNNING.
Its called a womens body dickheads...
ho fuck a ironing board.

@65-Rock on.

The top her legs have significant cellulite.

I wish someone would shit on her face and get it video tapped, no sex.. just shit. But then I bet it would sell for millions and she'd get a shit ton of money so that she can get that surgery done where they make your shit smell just like Chanel No. 5

shit shes sucks ass

Click the name and see all the pics celbrities many of whome have been thin all their lives and still have cellulite, even skinny whores Paris Hilton and Eva Longoria who have been thin all their lives have cellulite.

YUMMY COTTAGE CHEESE, eat up bitches and accept the reality that women of all sizes have cellulite. The vegan looser was just trying to convince people to be vegan by scare tactics; like telling boys they'll die if they masturbate.

Imagine what a sow she'll be in 10 years.

Fuck yeah.

Oh and keep trying craze chicks. If you keep saying she’s fat and ugly maybe us guys will change are minds about her (ok we won’t but your craze crap is fun to read).

THANK YOU FISH!!!!

Cellulite is hereditary and also a result from a sedentary lifestyle. NEWSFLASH: If you survive on chips, chocolate, and soda, you are technically vegetarian because you aren't consuming any animal products...however, that does not make you healthy, thin, or cellulite-free. Skinny people can have cellulite from lack of exercise; fat people may not have cellulite because it's not in their genes.

Rag on her all you want, she'll still have a hotter body/more money/more fame than you will ever have. So if it helps your self-esteem, call her fat and ugly, then go back to your double wide and fry some meat patties. Maybe someday McDonalds will actually call you back on that resume you dropped off when you quit school in the 8th grade.

I eat meat, butter, lard, and smoke. But I work out heavily.

I really have no cellulite.

Everyone else is lying, esp the vegetarians dumbasses who don't know anything about building muscle.

Meat is how you build muscle, and protein from soy does not.

I know exactly what a vegetarians body looks like, and it is ugly.

Kim has nice cheek bones. On the other hand, if all women had the cash to get the same work done on their nose, boobs, and collagen-infused lips...which brings me to another point, why can't she afford a proper trainer and dietician?

80. You're entitled to your opinion. Doesn't mean it's true though. I'm sure you're just insecure about your own meat-eating ugly body.

Vegetarians live longer. Meat is BAD for you. It is dusgusting. It may help you grow, and it has minerals and nutrients you need, but there are others ways of getting it! My legs are NOTHING but muscle. How did I get that muscle? NOT MEAT. I have been a vegetarian since i was 12. I am now 18. I am healthy. I started out overweight at 12. But now I am not. So suck it.

disgusting*

Ugh, I need my contacts..

Everyone's opinion is worthless. You're all swine.

Cellulite happens. Men get beer bellies and have hairy balls. Get over it.

Wow. That Burma video was amazing. Do all dipshits speak in that high airheaded voice, or are they taking a stab a Paris Hilton? Thats cute how Kim pretends that she went to college. Exhibit number 6 on why I will never give my children a trust fund.

@ 68-She's Armenian, retard.
I think she has a prettier face than her sister. And she covers her ass so that people don't make fun of her ass hanging out, yet you superficial idiots do.

@ 68-She's Armenian, retard.
I think she has a prettier face than her sister. And she covers her ass so that people don't make fun of her ass hanging out, yet you superficial idiots do.

Haterz bettah rec-o-nize.

Kim Kard is hot mcgott. I would bang her so quickly.

#80

Remember Mac Danzig from the Ultimate Fighter show? He was a vegan. HE FUCKING WON.

Clearly, you're no nutritionist. Go take your lard-eating, cigarette smoking ass and GTFO.

Tony Gonzalez - tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs is vegan too - but that's not the point. Trans/Saturated fat is full of toxins and causes cellulite. Processed/junk food is also full of toxins - as are cigarettes

Eating a balanced diet and exercising help prevent cellulite.

Google 'meat & cellulite' or 'smoking & cellulite' - do the research yourself - will take 2 min

To the people saying the rest are jealous um they aren't they are just calling her fat cuz she is that...fat and they aren't jealous they are smart because they don't want people with no talent being in the news in our country it makes the country look stupid to the rest of the world.

Also I agree with one of the previous posts WHO on earth puts picks of them showering like that on their OWN website soooooooooo weird .

The pic with her sister they look like they could be the same person except kim is twice her size....the other one could be just as famous but isn't because she realizes she is not talented

“91. mytwocents”
“Also I agree with one of the previous posts WHO on earth puts picks of them showering like that on their OWN website”

Craze hot chicks that know tons of men want to see them. And if you find that wrong you probably shouldn’t be on a website called “The Superficial”.

she's definitly pretty. i think she normally looks great with her full-figured body. but i don't think this swimsuit and these pictures are flattering.

holy crap. worst video ever. please tell me that is a joke..... wow fing wow

@ Kim Lard-ass-ian : She may not seem fat to you but you are probably a hairy nigga Armenian Persian bitch too! lol Yes, Blacks guys probably think of her fat ass highly (because they are disgusting) and hairy camels might think she's hot but overall, she is a fat hairy blob and resembles a whale.

i'm not skinny nor am i fat. i have no cellulite anywhere. and yes, i've gone through puberty.

fat women need to stop saying 80-90% of women are gross looking. that just allows them to think they are FINE when they are gross looking then go lie around naked. i'm from socal, and huntington beach gets kind of nasty in the summer. if you're 150lbs, god does not want you in a bikini. laugh at kim all you want, but at least she has the decency to cover up the icky bits with a sarong. i wish you whales would do the same sometime.

guys ought to think about this too though. we rag on fat women a lot, but overweight, pale guys with hairy chests? keep the tshirt on. forever. or hit the gym. kthx bye :]

there's a lot of MEAT here.

her tits look like they were sprayed with moles.

she has a great face. i doubt it's natural, but it's very nice.

@35 - you are obviously a fat cellulite ridden meat eater who doesn't wanna stop eating animals! FAT YANK FUCK! Hahaha

@80 - what a dumbfuck! I've been veggie since aged 10 and used to swim for my country! so suck that up you pathetic uneducated inbreed, I dont believe that I could have swum for my country had I not had MUSCLES that would have YOUR eyes popping out their sockets yet was vegetarian the whole time.
So you know what? you talk crap and are probably most likely a fat couch potato celullite lardass who has not walked more than 50 metres in the last 50 years. Fat fuck!

I just can't believe that they're making a complete joke over the situation in Burma. Really what the fuck?
Honestly, I dont know how you guys put up with that shit in america. We have some pretty stupid celebs over here but i gotta say yours really take the biscuit. They just insult your intelligence with their ignorance. Jesus I hope I'm never foolish enough to click on a video of her again
x_x

You can't use yourself as the SURE ALL I MUST be RIGHT just because you don't have cellulite *supposedly*. It's about skin elasticity, and genetics. Now, being in the medical field I have seen many athletic, really healthy people with cellulite. It can happen to anyone, no matter what you eat or not. Exercise helps, we know this and eating less fat again helps, a certain diet WILL NOT guarantee no cellulite. If you are prone to it, no matter what you eat or how much you exercise its gonna be there if it wants to take up residency. Sucks, get over it.

I have a few friends who are quite porky, and they have the smoothest damn skin. I have fair skin and hair and these people always tend to have more cellulite/stretch mark issues. I'm fit, don't eat fat and eat sensibly, but yet I have cellulite and grow up! Who really cares, move on.

Kim is very pretty, not the brightest bulb in the pack, but gotta give her credit she looks hot. She has cellulite, we know it and it makes us feel better to crack on her for being human. Hey its all on good fun.

You woman haters must scare the neighborhood kids on Halloween, since skeletons seem to give you wood. I wonder how much money it would take to get those two to make out... yea, I know they're sisters, but still...

98- you are obviously a fag or an ugly bitch blind with jealousy

KIM KARDASHIAN SONG

I wanna stick my dick in Kim.
I wanna stick my penis in her.
All the way, not just tip.
Cuz I'll bust inside then run and hiiddde!

Yeaaa....

I wanna stick my dick in Kim.
I wanna stick my penis her.
All the way, oOOoo, ok.
We can play just the tip.
Yeeeaaa....
just for a little bit.
Until I spit.
Cuz that big old booty is sumtin that we all wanna hit!

don't just take a cheap shot at armenians because you think it sounds funny. true, some armenian girls are gorgeous like kim, and true, the kardashians respect 'being armenian' because their father was but they admit they don't know anything about the armenian culture or heritage. sooooo the use of the branding of 'armenian' in a negative connotation when they do something stupid is sort of inappropriate. i get that this site is supposed to be funny but armenian people get a bad rep for so many stupid stereotypes and now for once there is a famous one in the limelight to add to the ridiculously uninformed amount of crap that flies around about them. sad but true: most people don't even know where armenia is on the map. they're a small country that's been through a genocide that no one remembers and they don't even have enough resources to hurt anyone else so people should just leave them alone.

and yes, i guess you could tell i'm armenian.

I saw the video. Kim is wearing her industrial girdle again! She should start a girdle and body shaper line because there are a lot of fat chicks like Kim that can use the support!

I hope she gets cancer of the rectum and dies a slow painfull death.

Fat hairy midget vacant whore. Her parents did a great job.

I enjoy reading all the amusing put downs about Kim. The fat chicks stick up for her and say things such as she is not fat just curvy, the creepy guys jerk off to her and says she's hot, and the fit chicks make fun of her too because it is hard to praise fat people that use girdles, photoshop, and sarongs to hide the fat.

Hey there lalla @ 86 and 87, thanks for taking time out of your bipolar day to post twice (nice control, fuckface!)

Do you have any idea how bad Armenians smell when they get wet?

#101

People that are fit and have cellulite were overweight at one time. Cellulite are basically fat pockets. One does not get fat pockets unless they have fat. I have an obese friend with milky white skin and no cellulite. It's all genetics. Kim grew up in an environment that taught bad eating habits. Kim herself says one of her favorite foods is fried oreos and it shows on her fat body. People tend to make excuses for fat people because they are fat or not fat and empathize with people. A big fat butt is not sexy but gross because let's face it people; it's fat not muscle.

@101

If Kim had a tight big bubble butt then she would be hot, but she has a loose wide fat cellulite butt and relies on girdles and sarongs. In her cellulite video her butt looks big wide and flat and in her dress video she has her freaky looking big butt because she is wearing her girdle. Kim's a big fat joke!

#88 You would bang her quickly. All guys' first times are fast. Now go back into the basement with your copy of Maxim and tissues.

100. Kea - May
“I just can't believe that they're making a complete joke over the situation in Burma. Really what the fuck?”

I think it’s fitting. The U.S. isn’t going to get into it because the last thing we need is another war and without the U.S. all the U.N. is going to do is write them a strongly worded letter. The whole thing is one big horrible joke.

#114

I agree. First some people praise Kim because she is a fat porn star and they like the way she looks in girdles and photoshopped pictures and now people want to praise her for her stupidity too.

I'm out of the loop on Kim K, but who peed on her?? And when??

Yeah... but people who are vegan or vegetarian are pussies... just like people who never leave CA. Meat for the win. Eating meat doesn't guarantee cellulite; it's all about moderation. Kim looks hot in these, nonetheless.

Can I get a cup of the soapy water dripping from her ass. Thanks!

#96. You sound like a bitter little bitch. "Normal looking" yeah that's what excites us guys(sarcasm skank); you sound like a plain Jane or an ugly slim girl. Why so angry? Does some guy you like think Kim is hot?
Kim may be a overweight by my standards, but I'd bet Bill Gates' billions that she has a WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY hotter face than you, way nicer tits and way nicer hair. I'd also bet Bill Gates’ billions that if a doctor examined you he'd say you do have cellulite on the back of your legs and ass. Remember dumb skank you can't get the whole angle of the back of you thighs and ass by looking in a mirror, also cellulite shows up sometimes in only certain lighting.

Now for the last time to the mentally retarded fools click on the pictures of celebrity cellulite#74, or Natalie Portman #72 cellulite to see that many people who have been thin all their lives have cellulite, cellulite is hormonal and genetic. I really wonder how some of you mental midgets even manage to turn on your computer. I guess you have a case worker who does that for you.

Lastly as an athlete turned highly successful business man who is still in top form I have zero cellulite and you brainless bitter angry skanks just look so pathetic insulting Kim, sure she’s not perfect and she’s not my ideal woman, but none of you are either (regardless of what you look like, which I’m sure is awful, my ideal woman isn’t a bitter angry insecure little bitch who has to insult other girls to make herself feel better), just remember jealous green eyed hags guys don’t find the bitchy insulting of other women attractive or remotely tolerable. Kim is pretty popular so it’s obvious that even though she isn’t perfect your insults stem form jealousy and if you were as hot as you pretend to be why would you be jealous??? Thou dost protest too much skanks.

If there is any justice in this world, the series finale to Keeping Up with the Kardashian's would see Bruce Jenner reclaim his hero status by throwing a javelin into each of those superficial big assed eyebrow wild freaks!

#117

I am vegetarian and I do not want to ingest meat because of the pesticides, anti-biotics, and growth hormones the factory farms put in the animals. Also it is digusting that they feed the animals feces with pesticides, cement dust and newspapers as fillers. Enjoy your contaminated meat. Some guys think fat chicks are hot and you are one of them. Over eating is what causes cellulite. Cellulite are fat deposits in the skin. I think Kim looks good for a fat chick when she photoshops her pictures.

"More than a third of U.S. adults – over 72 million people -- were obese in 2005-2006. This includes 33.3 percent of men and 35.3 percent of women. The figures show no statistically significant change from 2003-04, when 31.1 percent of men were obese and 33.2 percent of women were obese. "

Considering that there's only a two percent difference in the obesity rates for men and women, chances are all the guys commenting about Kim being fat are porkers themselves. I'm sorry that your bathroom mirror tells you you're a hot stud muffin, but the reality is you've probably got love handles to rival Kim's. I'm sick of celebrity sites ragging on women when the average dude looks like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man. Unless you have abs that you can grate cheese on, shut your trap, push yourself away from the plate and do some crunches you sexist morons. Then come back to me and parade around shirtless so I can judge you by your body and treat you like the brainless slab of meat that you are.

And yes, I'm PMSing, so blow that out your ass too.

All that being said, Kim K's not fat but she does need to shape it up or wear size appropriate bathing suits. She looks silly trying to convince the world that she's secure with her body when she's always hiding it. Either ditch the sarong and let the world see your dimpled glory or hit the stairmaster and bust out some squats. (Lazy fat is just wrong.)

#119. Please keep typing your generic drivel; you are the same person who keeps changing your name and spouting inaccuracies. Do you realize that fruits and vegetables are filled with very harmful pesticides which cause hormone defects and are laced with insect excrement and that so called organic food is not possible because completely organically grown food would become infested and would be dangerous to eat and so some amount of pesticides are necessary. This has been proven through experiments and in many scientific journals have published articles on this well established fact. So unless you personally operate a farm that actually manages to use zero pesticides and not have infested crops you have no argument there. If our bodies are so unable to digest animals and animal by products why is it that grains, fruits and veggies can give one MAJOR diarrhea as in we CAN'T digest fiber, which is why a certain amount is good for regularity, but too much is VERY hard on the colon and cause serious medical problems. You are surely aware that in the medical community it is still under debate weather people can actually get all the nutrients they need through vegetarian diets and since I’m sure you are not a life saving doctor you are not an expert and do not have the medical expertise or education to make such claims.
Now, I'm a live and let live kind of person whereas you are just like any cult member trying to force your beliefs on others using lies and manipulation. You know very well that many meat eaters are very slim and healthy. You also know very well that many farms do not use the cruel and dangerous methods you mention and feed their livestock properly and safely. Please try to explain to me, in terms of global economics and unemployment, how the world would function without the animal and animal byproduct industry, do you remotely understand how many jobs would be lost and how many families livelihood would be at ‘steak’ (ha). Please explain to me what is so wrong with people who live off the land, hunt and use the animal’s skin and bones to make tools and clothing, many tribes and people especially in aboriginal areas do so and it is how they survive and function. How traveled are you, how much do you know about the world around you, I have traveled throughout every continent and I doubt you have come close to that, and in my travels I have seen that there are many ways of life and the real harm is people trying to force and push others to do or be certain things. Please explain to me why eating meat is so negative when many animals are carnivores, it’s called the circle of life. You are exactly like bigots who are homophobic (I’m straight and married btw) some people are gay some are straight, some eat meat some don't, remember live and let live. Yes stand up for what you believe in but there is a big difference between caring about causes and being hateful and prejudice in the name of your cause. If animals are what you care about put your energy into trying to protect them proactively instead of alienating your fellow human being and chastising every meat eater. Abstaining from doing something is not productive and I'm sure you wear clothing and use products made by children or people in developing countries who are paid so little they can barely support their families. Almost everything in this world is made through measures of cruelty and pain because human beings are so flawed and life is not perfect and you can spend every second of your day trying to avoid anything that has a negative connection or you can actually accomplish something and do something with your time rather than live a life of avoidance. So stop acting like the high priestess of morality when you are surely not perfect yourself. Are you out saving animals or do you just rant about being a vegetarian? Do you sponsor any animal charities, how many animals lives have you saved (and not by lazy abidance)? What are you contributing to the world besides trying to colonize all the meat eaters? What other causes do you care about? Caring only about animals is incredibly selfish and insures that you are not seeing the whole picture, because there are many problems in this world and they are all intertwined. If you cared so much about the world and the animals in it you wouldn’t be so closed minded.

Did not any of your retarded gossipers read my poorly written, ill contrived song? Yes, Kim's ass is large, her face looks like, a good, and she got some extra padding in the mid section but...oh wait, yea she's not hot. She's just like...I want to have sex with her. Ya know what I mean, guess not since 90% of the readers of this cite are either women or gay.

#121:

I am not a guy who thinks fat chicks are hot. I'm a guy who loves fucking my sister. And my aunt. At the same time. Mmmm nom nom. But, I'm actually not a guy at all.

And have fun finding fruits and veggies that didn't at some point contain pesticides. I still eat them, though, because IT DOESN'T MATTER ONCE IT GETS TO THE SUPERMARKET. Dumb animals are for eating when we get hungry. I'm off to have some pretty soon. Enjoy your bunny food!

#123 and #125

Enjoy your meat with pesticides, growth hormones, and anti-biotics. The factory farms should be outlawed and it's no wonder we have mad cow disease.

#123

I did not read your complete rant but you are misguided about organic fruit and vegetables. I pay more for my fruit and vegetables because it is organic and contains no pesticides. Grains, fruits and veggies can give one MAJOR diarrhea when one has been practicing bad eating habits; basically the body is in shock and needs to adjust to the healthy eating.

PETA is gay.

#127

I am not surprised by your worthless ignorant remark because you are ignorant.

#126. Of course you didn't. Just like all the uneducated people who blindly believe what they believe they refuse to listen to anything else and ignore facts and evidence to the contrary. I'm sorry you aren't intelligent enough to read the equivalent of two pages. I guess hooked on phonics didn't work for you did it?

Her's a joke that defines you:

A father says to his son "you know that if you drop a piece of buttered bread it always lands butter side up."
The son laughed and said "that's not remotely true."
The father then said "I'll prove it to you" and he buttered a piece of bread and threw it up in the air and looked down to see the piece of toast had fallen butter side down.
"See it did fall butter side down"
The Dad replied "Oh well I must have buttered the wrong side".

You are uneducated because you ignore all other points of view other than your own, you refuse to recognize any evidence that contradicts your beliefs and you are too lazy to be legitimately informed. You will never win a debate or be an authority on anything unless you are informed. You clearly have very little to say and can only repeat the same thing over and over again, while others have many points that disprove and contradict your theories.

what the fuck - I saw a dude on the subway yesterday with upper-arm cellulite. I SHIT you not! and he wasn't fat, he was just big boned. I almost vomited.

OH MY GOD, cellulite is what it motherfucking is, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, no cream or muscle twitchy machine, or exercise will get rid of it, it can minimize it alot if you firm up real good, but its just something that some poeple have, no bitching and moaning and depating will make it go away so what the fuck is the point?!!? I go to the gym, i see this chick working out ALL the time, she is skinny as hell and has mad cellulite, oh fucking well. I got a couple dimples myself, and all the running and strengh training in the world aint gonna make them dimples go away. Only some sick plastic surgery would do that, and probably wouldn't make it look any better. Also Kim probably wieghs like, 120 pounds, which is hella tiny, she's got a booty, like J. Lo, who knows what J. Lo's backyardigan looks like nacked, only rat dog hubby of her's knows the answer to THAT, and maybe he doesn't even know....

#131

There is no way Kim weighs 120 pounds. My friend is 120 pounds and the same height as Kim and looks a lot smaller. Kim looks like she is 145 pounds. Kim is by no means is tiny. She is short and fat. JLo has a perky big booty from being a dancer and Kim has a wide loose big butt from overeating and not exercising. I've seen skinny chicks with cellulite because they got fat at one time in their life.

WRONG @ 132 J-LO is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Kim Weighs 135 and is 5'3' she's chunky not fat.

#133

JLo is fat but has a nice perky big butt. Kim is fat and has a loose wide cellulite butt and has to depend of girdles to make her huge butt look perky. Kim has to cover her huge loose butt when wearing a swim suit. Americans like to use other words besides fat like chunky and curvy. Americans are great at making excuses like she's not fat just big boned or curvy ha! ha!

GRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. That is all.

This woman is gorgeous!!!!! How can anyone say anything otherwise?????

136
Well if you are into fat chicks that rely on girdles to make their huge wide saggy cellulite butt look perky then you are entitled to your opinion. Kim is cute for a fat chick but fat and to make matters worse, she if fat and short!

#137 and all other critical bloggers of this particular woman -- oh, if only we could all see pictures of your perfect forms!!!!! So many images of perfect human forms would make history indeed!!!!!

#138

I wish I could post my hot body because I am proud of it!

#138 proud you may be but that does not mean it is perfection to anyone but you!

She's a hog I want to pork! Yee-ha!

she looks like a porn star!

#34. I weigh 105 pounds. J-Lo and Kim K are both overweight, but they have are pretty women, but it's their greedy rich bitch attitude that I find gross not their mamoth asses. Also I'm 5'5" and have C cup boobs and an adorable ass and a tiny waist, I'm super toned and cellulite free and I've been told I look like a younger, slimer, much hotter green eyed Catherine Zeta Jones; I'm Swedish and Spanish. I work out daily and eat roughly 2000 calories a day, I'm not anal about it that's just what my body likes I like to eat well but I'm not a whiny bitch whose afraid of a piece of cake; moderation baby.

I could write more, but thinking about how hot I am has made me horny again so I have to go fuck my sexy husband for the third time today (no moderation there).

that was for #134.

cellulite has to do with your genes dumbshits. even some really skinny chicks have it. god you little boys critizing girls when you would never get a girl as hot as this!!! its so funny. goddamn they are sooo hot id totally go lesbian for them

She's just plain gross and nasty looking.

@128
PETA is the scourge of the earth, they pretend that they are helping when they are secretly harming. They support enviromental terrorists who blow up and harm the enviroment through their actions, which is very hypocritical. Just like PETA...

my dick hurts

HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE, plain and simple.

#15 you have no fucking idea what you're talking about, you ignorant dumbass. You probably have cellulite yourself and are insanely jealous of Kim Kardashian because if you ever try to get a body like hers you'd get fat like a fucking cow, not like Kim who manages to be thin but has the curves where it's sexy to have them, on her ass and boobs, yet the rest of her body is thin, and if you lose weight you end up with absolutely no ass or boobs and more curveless than a stick. You are also jealous because she's stunning and you're ugly as sin. That being said, what you said is one of the most retarded things I've heard in my life. Skinny girls have cellulite too when they have never, ever, ever been fat. Jessica Alba has a whole lot of cellulite and she's incredibly skinny and always has been incredibly skinny.

#143, go eat a burger, you're fucking disgusting. If you really stand at 5'5'' and really weight 105 lbs your body is a fucking disgusting skeleton. Calista Flockhart kind of like (who is 5'5'' and weights 104 lbs). By your height, according to doctors and the world health organization, the least you should weight is 122 lbs. You're at least 17 lbs underweight. If what you say is true, you are obviously a really, really skinny person (Calista Flockhart kind of skinny), and if you eat what you want like you say you do and you mantain that weight, then the only way for that to be possible is that you are naturally an incredibly skinny person, and people who are like that have absolutely no ass and absolutely no boobs, so what you're saying is completely impossible to be true. At 105 lbs and 5'5'' it's impossible that you have an ass. So you're not fooling anyone, you probably are a curvless skeleton with no ass or a fat chick trying to make herself feel better. Wether you're anorexic and starve yourself to mantain that weight and have no ass, or wether you're naturally skinny and you have no ass and no tits. Either way, you're lying. And if that's your true height and weight, you should stop working out so much and start indulging yourself in burgers and sweets until you start to have a somehow feminine body an are no longer a curvless boyish-shaped skeleton. You're probably ugly. No woman who is actually good looking with a nice body feels the need to post on a freaky website as this one anonymously how good looking she is and how nice her body is to obtain some validation, much less criticizing a woman who is obviously incredibly hot and stunning whose body is to die for like Kim Kardashian. Probably no one wants you or finds you attractive in real life and this is a way for you to try to make yourself feel better about yourself.

#151. Wow you sound jealous and furious as hell you must be sitting on your lard covered ass trying to convince yourself that no one can be that slim and have a great figure. She said she isn't afraid of cake so shut your pie hole about burgers which are really unhealthy and will lead to very high cholesterol.

Ypu are ovbviously an ignorent sheltered fatty thinking that at 5'5" you have to weigh 122 pounds. Bullshit! Ever heard of Asian women are you an ignorant racist? Heather Locklear is 5'5" and weighs 105 pounds and has a C cup. Stop freaking out at every one who is slim because your so fat and since when is working out everday a bad thing all stats say people should get 1 hour of exercise a day AT LEAST.
People like you are the reason the world is so fat, since when does Heather Locklear look like Clalista Flockheart??? Clalista flockheart weighs about 90 pounds moron. Get off your ass and go work out fatty.

#152 I probably have a way nicer body than you do, ignorant moron. Yes, according to doctors and the WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION (if you know what that is you ignorant fuck, you probably even don't) the least a person who stands at 5'5'' tall should weight in order to have a healthy weight is 122 lbs, anything under 122 lbs for a person who is 5'5'' is UNDERWEIGHT, and not because I say so myself, because doctors and people who know stuff about human health and the world health organization say it you ignorant moron.
A person who is underweight shouldn't keep excersing and eating low calorie foods, in order to gain some weight and obtain a healthy weight and a nice, womanly figure, a person who is underweight should increase the number of calories they eat, and by working out you're losing calories, and burgers give you calories and fat which are NECESSARY, especially if you have starved you body of those nutrients and you're needy of them. Burgers are unhealthy for fat people, not for underweight people whose bodies are starved and needy of the nutrients they have, you ignorant moron. You probably are an assless asian chick whose body resembles a stick and you are pissed because no matter what you eat you'll keep being a curvless stick and you'll never have an ass, it's not my fault that society doesn't find assless curveless sticks like you attractive, oh and go call your mom a racist, not me, you ignorant assless dumb fuck. Oh and America is not the world, you moronic ignorant assless dumbfuck, it's Americans who are fat, if you had ever gotten outside the country you'd have realized that in other countries people is skinny and that it's only in America where people are so fat. People like you are the reason why there's so many anorexic women in the world and so much ignorance. Being underweight leads to serious diseases like anemia and even leukemia and others and when you get old you'll have many health problems and your bones will start breaking and being really weak and your body will suffer of many other diseases for having been underweight. Now google WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION and BODY MASS INDEX and gain some culture and don't talk about what you have no idea about, you ignorant moronic assless dumbfuck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index

Latin/Spanish women have the nicest asses and bodies. Latin/Spanish women are the hottest. Heck, Kim Kardashian is hot as hell and she may not be Latin/Spanish but she looks very Latin/Spanish to me.
BTW, she's stunning. Oh and what a bod, it's nice to see a chick who manages to be thin and have a nice body without losing her ass and sexy curves.

My dick just exploded.

#153. I smell a fatty.

WoooooOOohoooooo Kimmmmmmmmmmys working in it again you go guuuuuuuurl, and her sister is just as hot woooow........i wonder how kimmy has her twins look so in ur face like that........r they implanted hmmmmmm....! YES and they are GREAAAT.....you gooooOOo KIMMY fake/natural/ we love you!!!!!!!!

#156. you are retarded.

#156. you are retarded.

#114
totall agree with you, the whole situation us a joke. It's wrong, life and death shouldnt be funny, and especially dumbed down by those women in that video. I feel sad that they obviously care more about promoting their "celebrity status" (which in itself is ridiculous) than people in a real situation who are dying due to lack of help from some of the richest nations.
It just makes me angry, sad and disappointed.

She's the hottest woman in the world man, just, wow.

#158, #159 I smell a fatty with such huge butter fingers they hit the post button twice.

#162 I smell a fatty that never gets laid yet keeps calling people he knows nothing about over the internet fatties because he is that much of a complete no-life loser. Get out a little, maybe one day you'll get lucky and be able to bang a chick, it will be a fatty like you probably, but she'll be too much for you anyway, what did you expect?

Sorry everybody I'm just cranky because I am actually the definiton of what I just described (except technically I am a woman). My life is so hard because physically I can't leave the home without the aid of a fork lift and the jaws of life to crack open my double wide. Click my name to see how sexy all 600 pounds of me are. Anyone want to pop my watermelon?

I'm a vegan. I also want to cut through Kim's ass cheeks with a straight-razor. =D

she has a sexy body . meat is amazing .

Kim originally had a pear shaped body (small on top and heavy on the bottom half.) She got implants to balance her body and to get attention. There is nothing special about Kim. She looks like your average cute fat American that relies on girdles to improve her body.

What is wrong with you people? She is not hot, she is just trash. No, I don't think she is fat but her face is god damn awful, she looks like a man, and she wears wayyyyyy too much make-up. You people act like she's the first curvy women you've ever seen. Hell yes she has a nice body, but her face is just no.

I WOULD FUCK THAT SHIT IF SHE HAD A BAG OVER HER FACE!

She has nice full breast but that's it. She is an ugly women and her legs are disgusting..don't know why people drool over her. There are women who are way more attractive then this skank.

#169

She has fake implants and she is so fat for being 5'3". She must weight 155 pounds!

Alright, I Really Could Care Less About Kim K And How She Looks In A Bikini, But It Really Surprises Me How Many People Call Her Fat. I'm 5'10 And Weigh 142lbs, Im Not Stick Skinny But Im In No Way Fat. BUTTTTT I Definetely Dont Think Kim's Fat Either. When You Stack Those Boobs And That Ass (No Matter How Much Cellulite Is On It) On A 5'3 Frame Your Gonna Be Curvy. Shes Not SKINNY, She Never Could Be. I Honestly Think That The Reason So Many Young Girls Are Out Their Starving Themselves To The Point Of Being Grossly Unhealthy Is Because of The General Popultaions Views On Body Image. Could You Imagine Ever Saying These Things To A Womans Face?? If This Were Any Regular Woman On The Street Would You Feel Compelled To Tell Her You Thougth She Was Fat??? No! Its Really Easy To Sit In A Chair Sitting Infront Of A Computer Screen Calling Someone You'll NEVER Meet A Fat Ass. Grow Up People, I Guarentee You She Looks 1000x Better Than Any Of The Females That Post On This Page. And For All You Males, Take A Good Long Look At Your Wife At Home.... Be Honest With Yourself, She Doesnt Look As Good As Kim. I Promise!!!! Give The Girl A Break, Shit, Shes Human!!!

Nice sandals

Kim Kardashian is a stupid fat filthy STD ridden whore. I repeat; she's a stupid fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat filthy STD ridden whore.

STUPID STUPID FAT FILTHY STD RIDDEN WHORE!!!

@171

Most females in the US are 30 pounds or more overweight like Kim Kardaskank. Only 1 percent of the US females are underweight. More US females suffer from overweight problems such as high blodd pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes than being anorexic or bullimic. Most fat females have no problem telling fit females that they are skinny and need to gain weight.. You are 5'10 and weigh 142 pounds whereas Kim is 5'3 and weighs 155 pounds! Kim is very fat for her small frame and height. She got implants to balance her pear shaped body. She relies on photoshop, girdles, and body shapers to improve her figure. Kim is a big joke especially when she wears her butt girdles that make her huge wide saggy butt look freaky and weird. There is nothing impressive about a short fat chick that paid for implants and has a wide saggy butt. I would be impressed if she had a tight bubble butt but not a wide saggy butt.

#154

Kim paid for her implants and has fat induced curves. She is a short fat lazy chick and only creepy guys find her hot so enjoy creep! Her ass is not perky and it has cellulite and it's wide saggy and gross. This is why Kim has to cover her big fat wide saggy ass when wearing a swim suit. Hot chicks do not cover their body. Kim relies on photoshop and girdles ha! ha! ha!

no

I love Kim Kardashian too much. She is hottest girl.

I LOVE THEIR SWIM SUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THEIR SWIM SUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Kim because I am short and fat like her too and it makes me happy that people think a fat female can be hot and sexy. I got implants like Kim because I had a pear shaped body like Kim too and needed to improve my body without having to diet. I also have cellulite and wear girdles and body shapers like Kim too to improve my body. I just enrolled in a photoshop class so that I can improve my pictures using photoshop like Kim too.

Do you people who refer to Kim as fat, know what the fuck you are talking about? She isn't fat but she is very curvy and thicker limbed. That doesn't mean that she is fat. She has an hour glass figure reflective of a "real" woman. Due to her natural build she is not meant to be skinny and flat chested, flat assed with no waist like many of her celebrity counterparts.

The thing that is most amusing is that many women are posting comments regarding their perception that Kim is fat but what many women fail to realize is that men respond to women who have curvaceous bodies like Kim. It's curves like these that make men drool. Women often fail to see that what men see in women in terms of sex appeal, mainly because we as women are only looking at a woman to see if the woman in question is pretty but we are not visualizing what men are when they see a woman with a voluptous shape.

she is so sexy fukfuk her

That video they posted is disgusting. How dare they poke fun at what the Armenians went through. Great job triple K, you've disgraced America and Armenia in one video.

I,MYSELF,am an Armenian man,and,I do have to admit,BEAUTIFULL Armenian women are few and far between.I WILL point out that they are some of the women with the most beautifull souls.
It could stem from the way Armenia has had to arise from the ashes.We were humbled back in the beginning of the 1900's,and,Armenia STILL LIVES.
Oh yeah,I would not just fuck KK,I would make LOVE to her,you fagot assholes.

I am Latin American and natural curve Woman. I know how curvy woman look like, and how it is like to have hugh hips and butt, I have it by my self. And they are nothing like this exxagerated hollywood sylicon experiment. If you want to look real woman with incredible curvy bodies, and hugh ass... go to Brazil. It is not possible to have thin legs and an exxagerated and out of proportion ass. I respect famous woman with curvy bodies like Shakira and Beyonce, and I admire her for respecting her body and creating a good image for a healthier and more curvy body. But this??? Have you seen her on her juicy pants?? Ugh! Grotesque... I dont think she is fat, but she should really have to learn how to dress for a grotesque and exxagerated body like hers... not wearing white tight dresses that only emphatyze her flaws and make her look like a ball tied in a rope.