May 16 2008Katie Price has nipples! You heard it here first.
Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what's under those stars. Wow! You won't believe it.*
NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.
*The Superficial Writer is not responsible for any crying, eye gouging or damage from heroic feats of masturbation in the face of adversity. And by adversity I mean those really wicked implant scars. *HORF A NORF*
**C = children, HE = human eyes, MW = my wang. HA HA = I love asterisks!

Reader Comments
1. jig - May 16, 2008 5:10 PM
mmmmmm fat and juicy
2. Nipplez - May 16, 2008 5:11 PM
They look fine to me.
3. dukseewhorse - May 16, 2008 5:15 PM
Honestly... what the hell are behind those nipples? Semi-automatic weapons of mass destruction? Spy cams? Really? ....
4. dukseewhorse - May 16, 2008 5:15 PM
Honestly... what the hell are behind those nipples? Semi-automatic weapons of mass destruction? Spy cams? Really? ....
5. BoboTed - May 16, 2008 5:17 PM
Her tits were so much nicer before she had the implants were taken out.
Her big titties were the only reason she became famous.
6. Jabeezy - May 16, 2008 5:17 PM
Man I love the summer
7. dude - May 16, 2008 5:18 PM
Vapid Cunt.
This is why implants are a terrible idea.
My first wife got implants. She went from a gorgeous B cup to a scarred, mutliated D cup. She could no longer wear bikini tops or anything low cut to due the terrible distended, purple scars.
Waste of good titties.
8. Hemlock Queen - May 16, 2008 5:18 PM
Leather. Boobs. Gross.
9. Fumus - May 16, 2008 5:20 PM
Mr. Superficial writer, the stars don't even cover up the scars! WTFM*! After posts like these I wonder, how do you sleep at night!?!?
*mate(http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE)
10. Angus - May 16, 2008 5:22 PM
Punishment for complaining about the young chicks...
Well played, Mr. Fish.
11. lex - May 16, 2008 5:25 PM
looks like she breast fed a bager
12. Rick - May 16, 2008 5:26 PM
#7 - so that's why you dumped her? Good move. Once they break, you gotta toss 'em.
13. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 16, 2008 5:28 PM
shes a state! her nipple looks like it has a huge scar underneath it! I love to see cupid stunts frying themselves in the sun though, it makes those of us who dont look amazing in comparison to their leathery skin.
14. queef latina - May 16, 2008 5:36 PM
im more confused by her hair do. why the hell is half her head shaved?
15. Eirin - May 16, 2008 5:38 PM
Her boobs look better than ever x)
16. Ted Mosby - May 16, 2008 5:38 PM
I expected franken-nip like Tara Reid.
17. Famous Plastic - May 16, 2008 5:40 PM
Wow, worst frankenboobie ever.
18. Sam - May 16, 2008 5:41 PM
Her nipples look like English teeth.
19. snarky - May 16, 2008 5:42 PM
yuck! why would anyone do that to themselves? I mean, if you want implants, fine, whatever...but then leave them alone! Don't start with the whole...oh small titties are back in vogue in now...then I want small implants... oh, big titties are back in...put the DDD's back in...and on and on and on...they're not freakin fashion accessories, for cripes sake!
20. hollywood_hillbilly - May 16, 2008 5:43 PM
That kind of scar is from a breast reduction.
21. nipolian - May 16, 2008 5:45 PM
She's picking crabs out of her belly fur.
22. gay4girls - May 16, 2008 5:49 PM
Who the hell is this?
23. Beef Jerky lover - May 16, 2008 5:50 PM
She has beautiful legs!
24. Quinn - May 16, 2008 5:50 PM
Women with implants should never lie on their back.
25. FRIST!!! - May 16, 2008 5:51 PM
She has such silly cones...get it, "silly-cone"?! Huh?! Do ya? Do ya get it? Huh? Huh?
26. dew - May 16, 2008 5:52 PM
Her nips are melting!
27. Captain-Insano - May 16, 2008 5:53 PM
Haha, thats where her milk comes out......if surgery hadn't destroyed them it would have anyway.
28. bob from albuquerque - May 16, 2008 6:05 PM
Do you have any idea how bad Armenians smell when they're wet?
29. Kingsley Amis - May 16, 2008 6:11 PM
I love the photo of her looking down at her scarred teats, thinking "Gosh, they sure do look awful. What the f**k was I thinking?"
30. the last word - May 16, 2008 6:12 PM
I can't stand this hag. Seriously, how does England continue to produce such crap? Lily, Katie aka "Jordan", Amy, Victoria, man...that place sucks. And then they all come over here!! WTF!!!!!!!!
31. You'd Think With All of Her $$$... - May 16, 2008 7:14 PM
wow. She has what looks like a reduction or lift scar that opened up and didn't heal properly. Probably her implants were too big for the incision to handle when all was said and done and her skin probably had to heal with a gaping wound. Ick. With her funds I'd think she would have had a better outcome than what looks like what I'd expect a first time surgeon's results would be. Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my titties anymore. Thanks, Katie!
32. What a mess - May 16, 2008 7:17 PM
Her right ear is all effed up too. What a plastic surgery nightmare. Yuck.
33. She may be a mess, but - May 16, 2008 7:19 PM
I'd still let her suck my cock and swallow my come.
34. sloane - May 16, 2008 7:25 PM
What is wrong with them? Did she have the same surgeon as Tara?
35. Randal - May 16, 2008 7:36 PM
Nice form.
Now, to more important issues when it comes to Katie Price.
Did you know her real name is Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield? Although she's well known for being a model and for appearing numerous times in Playboy, she's also a vivid author and writer, most notably, her book Angel.
She has certainly become a role model for many other young aspiring women to step forth and use their brains instead of their... 32G-24-30 measurements.
Have a great weekend everyone and see you Monday.
Randal
36. britney's weave - May 16, 2008 7:56 PM
i could have sworn that was janice dickinson.
37. WTFMATE - May 16, 2008 8:18 PM
how do i see the pictures without the damn stars??? every pic i try to see is censored
38. WTFMATE - May 16, 2008 8:18 PM
how do i see the pictures without the damn stars??? every pic i try to see is censored
39. Gwen - May 16, 2008 8:20 PM
Oh, my god. Ow, ow, ow.
40. ronr - May 16, 2008 11:38 PM
This is the same picture; this one is zoomed, this one show the long (heh heh heh!) shot, landscape, portrait, etc, etc.
41. Missystar - May 17, 2008 12:07 AM
Forget the knockers, what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like the demon offspring of Mickey Rourke and Miley Cyrus.
42. learn how to use fucking regexes already - May 17, 2008 12:12 AM
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43. loltypo - May 17, 2008 12:13 AM
heh. throw a /i in just before the closing ).
44. fygu - May 17, 2008 12:29 AM
I love Randal and Randal's trolls. Awesomeness
45. Me_You_Asshat - May 17, 2008 12:59 AM
Nasty,misshapen,plastic crap.
And her boob job sucks too.
46. wow - May 17, 2008 1:43 AM
This is all the same picture at different levels of pixelation. How about give us just 1 good one instead of 5 of the same at different crops.
47. Geez People - May 17, 2008 2:20 AM
If that truly is a scar and not just a bad picture...it's most likely a scar from a breast reduction. Look it up....
48. SurveyBenjamins - May 17, 2008 4:33 AM
She looks like a stick of jerky with two melons attached.
49. fifty second - May 17, 2008 7:47 AM
if you cover all of her up except the big wrinkles under her chin, it looks like a vajayjay
50. Sil - May 17, 2008 8:54 AM
She's looking down hoping no one notices her boobs are defying gravity. She should sue her plastic surgeon for such a terrible boob job.
51. Kool Thing - May 17, 2008 11:39 AM
I swear, in the past two years, she has aged about ten. Not hot.
52. gerard Vandenberg - May 17, 2008 12:19 PM
...............................A MAN TOO, you know?
53. kati - May 17, 2008 12:40 PM
gross.
54. mike - May 17, 2008 1:28 PM
those nipples have been to mordor and lived to tell about it.
55. Nikki - May 17, 2008 3:21 PM
she looks like janice dickinson - not a compliment!
maybe she should learn a lesson or two from those who look like an absolute joke and get out of the sun and get some treatment for her face and skin ... what a joke
56. asbo - May 17, 2008 3:23 PM
such a shame ,she was a beautiful girl
57. toonkinstein - May 17, 2008 3:26 PM
...that what happens when wolverines attack.....they head righ to the nipplage....it's a known fact...I saw it on Mutual of Omaha....they were wrangling a wolverine in the wild....and in it's mouth is was clutching Katie Pby the nipples...incredible I know...I was awestruck...and I said "AWwwwwww"....poor wolverine!"
58. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong - May 17, 2008 4:14 PM
Cool...she's got Fembot nipples. I wonder if they shoot poison gas or just bullets?
59. Da Man - May 17, 2008 8:48 PM
Bitch is looking tore the fukc up. Who is Katie Price, never head of her. Don't suck on her titties unless you want plastic in your bloodstream.
PS: Post pics on Vanessa Hudgins she's hot!
60. Nikky Raney - May 18, 2008 6:50 AM
sighs. plastic surgery woes.
61. jess - May 18, 2008 7:18 AM
how do you remove the stars?
62. Ted from LA - May 18, 2008 11:42 AM
You click on the photo, but I highly recommend you wait for different stars. I haven't slept in two days after looking at these tits. And what the fuck is the deal with her hair? She looks like Heinrich Himmler.
63. Quinn - May 18, 2008 3:11 PM
She looks like a combo of janice dickinson and cameron diaz.
scary
64. lame-o - May 18, 2008 5:38 PM
For someone who has given birth to 3 kids, her body looks fantastic.
Bunch of shallow, dateless freaks.
65. Ted from LA - May 18, 2008 7:59 PM
I have one question about her nipples and the big scar... inside job?
66. supot - May 18, 2008 11:28 PM
Her knees are ugly!
67. ♥ - May 19, 2008 12:19 AM
she kinda looks like cameron diaz in some of these pictures
68. AngelinaResim - May 19, 2008 9:28 AM
i like her boobs. her boobs are beautyful than angelinas memeler.
69. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 19, 2008 10:36 AM
I bet she cries herself to sleep every night.
70. kisy - May 19, 2008 2:43 PM
i am not surprised at all. I just saw more of her bikini pix on a celebs dating club’**LovingRich.com**’.i also noticed some of her hot videos there…is it herself who did that?
71. pendulous - May 20, 2008 9:04 AM
her breasts were sooo huge that when she had smaller implants put in, they
had to do a breast reduction so that she wouldn't have breasts resembling socks with tennis balls in them. so now she has the horrid downward scar on the underside of her "breast". besides that she is the most beautiful woman on the planet, mainly because of her mole and the literature she has blessed us with.
72. celebrities lover - May 26, 2008 3:08 AM
Hello
This is very sucked style to be famous. they should do hard work like me.
73. Helmet - May 27, 2008 3:36 PM
You had to go cover up her nipples didnt you!
74. rob - May 28, 2008 8:03 AM
looks find to me =)
75. muheart - May 28, 2008 11:56 AM
id pump her
76. Cara - May 28, 2008 9:59 PM
Janice Dickinson called.
She wants her head and leathery legs back!
lol