May 20 2008Katie Holmes allowed to have a career (Ankle bracelet mandatory)

FIRST waw ! damned, french powa :)

Pizza the Hut! I hate her hair. She looked awesome before the fag got hold of her.

I wonder if she practiced that look for hours or if that's just the Paxil.

Great news! I've missed seeing her flash her lopsided smile in every single scene she's ever been in. Drew Barrymore just wasn't enough of a substitute.

Unless she is playing the Evil Lesbian Prison Warden in "Caged Heat 3" I don't give a fuck

whad u guys on about? she looks smokin hot! i simply dont want to imagine tom cruise's close combat scientology wiener gettin so gud pussy..not fair...

It's times like this I wish I carried a bazooka. Gee, is it any mystery why she was "passed over" for the Batman sequel? Thank that hamster taking fag of a husband Katie.
Can anyone say "blacklisted"? I sure can.

He dresses her and trains her like a pet doll.

I'd just like to say as a professional in Broadway theatre (Tony nominated, for real), I'd like to say she is going to SUCK! Two words - Julia Roberts. I'll bet she'll walk out on stage, open her mouth, and a big stream of nothing will come out. John Lithgow was good casting, but oh boy this looks like a big heaping hunk of doo doo.

Come now...the girl grew into a elegant, classy lady.
Baby Suri is a doll
And yes...her husband is an ass pirate
Nonetheless, she's a statue-esqe beauty

Smokin hot??? She looks like that kid on the fucking paint can!! GAWD!!!!!

I thought she was HUGE compared to Tom Cruise... Is he wearing elevator shoes?

"Honey? Umm...while I'm bent over putting this ankle bracelet on you, do you mind grabbing the 'hubby holer"? Just for a couple of minutes, just cuz I'm already bent over and everything...and...I'll sure miss you!"

I wonder if she practiced that look for hours or if that's just the Paxil.

To #12: He's standing on the third step up the stairs (that you can see in pictures 2 & 3). You can't figure it out?!

Pizza the hut? LOLOLOL

yes, she could be good looking if she didn't look like a zombie after all the brain-washing she's been through.

What happened with #12..? Whoa... the Fish is either having a server issue or I blacked out... no more fifths of scotch for lunch...

Fuck me.. I meant #14... liquid lunches rock.

Looks like mellon cat:

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/MellonHelmet.jpg

Hi. My name is veggi, and I rented Mad Money..

"HI VEGGI!!"

Hi..

free katie and TCLTC

Tom Cruise has DESTROYED this girl. Doesn't anyone care?

What the fuck is that expression on her face and that bowl haircut? She looks like she

A. swallowed a quarter
B. just ate Tweedy Bird and he's still moving around
C. borrowed John Edwards stylist
D. married a gay midget

@ 2, I know she used to be hottt
btw, what's up with the flapper do?

No stilts, no elevator shoes, no stairs...just the hovering power obtained through acheiving the 5th level of "Klaatu" worshipness.... You can't see it on the picture but he's actually floating on a green mist of alien vapor.

Now that his hair is back to normal, Tom Cruise looks totally hot again.

Now that his hair is back to normal, Tom Cruise looks totally hot again.

I think she looks pretty damn good for a woman being held hostage by a cock-loving, ass-fucking whack-job.

:)

What the fuck is Mad Money??

There's something special in the air if Katie is returning to broadway, where she not only has stolen the show but also becomes it.

After her quick stint with Batman, she has seen the errors in her ways and realizes that a true actress needs to be on broadway. Not only will she continue to deliver sold out performances but also get to do what she loves the most.

Congratulations girl! Hope all is well with your family and Tom.

Randal

#30 where do you live?/

She looks like one of the fucking Stedford wives...

Ok, am I the only one that's beginning to think that Randal has a Katie Holmes statue sculpted from melted wax, with a few dents in it (shaped like a penis head), and splattered with the crusty remnants of semen..hidden away in a shoe box underneath his bed. Can we all say STALKER...

Notice she always has head head tilted down. Like Princess Diana used to do and it looks very coached so she doesn't look too tall next to him. I bet he has a four incher. Kind short, not too big around..

Notice she always has head head tilted down. Like Princess Diana used to do and it looks very coached so she doesn't look too tall next to him. I bet he has a four incher; kinda short, not too big around..

ahhh Randal..........I don't believe Katie Holmes has ever done anything on Broadway before........I think that something special in the air that you mentioned must be something pretty toxic.......you might want to call a plumber.

I love Katie Holmes.
She and Amy Winehouse need to make a video together.
Pete D. can film.

You are correct there nipolian, it is my mistake to bare and I apologize to any other Katie Holmes fan, although, Dawson's Creek was broadway-ish with the number of great reviews she received when the pilot aired.

Here are some great quotes about this *

"The Audrey Hepburn of her generation"

"is a confident young performer who delivers her lines with slyness and conviction."

"is a throwback to the 1950s: she is a smart girl next door (as opposed to the babe-o-rama blondes)"

So it looks like broadway has found her instead.

Randal

Tommy boy sure likes his men tall and robotic!

#31:

Gotta be San Francisco.

She probably spent 500 dollars for that Emo Phillips hair do.

Dammit! I accidentally read a "Randal" post again. I always say I'm gonna skip over those because they're so annoying, but then I start reading the other posts and forget... and suddenly find myself reading "a Randal" and going, oh shit, not again!...duped again...

She looks way hot in these photos for a Stepford Wife. I mean, WAY hawt. Sultry.

Still not sure why she stays with little TC who loves the Cowk.

Does she look like she's had a nosejob recently? Her nostrils look like they've been caved in. Thank god she went topless in The Gift, she's ruined now.

what a fucking hair disaster. congrats tom, you got the 12-year-old retarded boy look to work on her.

-- She is controlled by a freak who is the face of a "religion" that worships a space alien ruler - I'm guessing the bowl haircut might be the least of her problems.

it's not tommy that messed up her looks, it's fucking "posh spice", victoria beckham! ever since they started hanging out, katie has taken on the same severe, hideous hair/stare/pose...

EW.

Randal, will you marry me? I need someone to cook, iron, and clean for me. Could you fit those things in between Ellen and Oprah? XOXO

say what you want,i think she is cute

Has any one noticed her nose job???????
She never had SUCH a pointed noise, I guess that was an order from faggot Cruise !

Her stare is less dazed, more EVIL.

She looks great with that hair, I have no idea what you retards are on about. I guess if women don't look like Baywatch bimbos you're not interested. I think the flapper style suits her impish face.

OMG Pizza the Hut!!!!!!!!!!! I love you. I will play Mario Kart naked for you.

OMG Pizza the Hut!!!!!!!!!!! I love you. I would play Mario Kart naked for you. May the Swatrz be with you.

I hear TC bought her a few lines in the play, then plans to leave her in NY since his life is destroyed. Makes sense.

Does this girl ever SMILE?????? She looks like a Stepford wife..............

It's a shame....such a shame she married someone with an evident marred history for the "crazy". But remember it was Katie that first sparked the insane behavior TC insued. Perhaps they both choose to live in a make-believe world of "normalcy" as a defense mechanism for their inability to really be normal.

I hope she does well on Broadway......maybe it will open up her eyes

its ridiculous to suggest that tom has any control over katies decisions, if anything, its the other way around.
She gained millions by marrying him and having his child (as stated in the prenup) and potentionally to gain millions more if they are divorced.

Trust me, she will be compared to IVANKA TRUMP sometime in the future.

Poor girl , looks like a wax figure. I hope her parents can sense the expressionless looks in her eyes. She looks forlorn and far away. Money cannot buy you a soul, of which she seems missing.

Poor girl , looks like a wax figure. I hope her parents can sense the expressionless looks in her eyes. She looks forlorn and far away. Money cannot buy you a soul, of which she seems missing.