May 5 2008Kate Moss' nipples are killer - as in they're pointy enough to stab a man

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don't know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I'll assume it's part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shudder to think of how awesome it would be to live in a world that, for every catalog a Victoria's Secret Angel shoots, she has to back it up with topless photos. Who can I contact in Congress to make this bold dream a reality? I'm willing to write letters - maybe. Or at least decorate some construction paper with my Optimus Prime stamp. What can I say? I'm an activist.

NOTE: Links are NSFW just like Kate's nipples are unsafe for anyone without protective goggles.


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wtf this shit is nasty

Ehhhhhhh....I don't know what to say. I guess...she looks....okay...I mean...for having a kid and all...but um........yeah, nothing to say.

Doesn't she know cocaine dissolves breast tissue?

lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at blackmatching.com which is a dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate kiss it is after seening it

um shes not hott anymore

yikes.

that is a 9 year old boy.

The superficial is selling peoples email address, I have two email accounts that I created and only use here and I am now getting spam through them. Plus they are addressing me using the name I use on here which is not my real name.

The superficial is selling your email addresses to fucking spammers!!!!

i see what pete doherty like about her - her nipples must have reminded him of his cats. That, and the crack.

HA!

Flat!!!

Would hit.

Bet her clit is just as large.

why is she considered sexy? She looks like a little boy with pec implants. Some clothes look good on her and the nipples are fabulous, but she is like an empty rack for the clothes...

I'm glad she hasn't got implants, this obsession with inserting silicon for fake look is past ridiculous and sick, shes confident with her small boobs - good for her.

WoW! On one of those pics her nips are so long you can spin frisbees on both of them! And for being a mom, she is still sexy.

&8

Yup, your right. Until this point I never got spam emails addressing me by my correct name 'Guy', but recently I have started to.

LOVE HER!

@8 good thing I used a fake made up addy then!

@8 good thing I used a fake made up addy then!

who would use a real email address here? stupid mfrks.

Do, Re, Mi, Bo Legged, Fa So La Ti Do!!

Do, Re, Mi, Bow Legged, Fa So La Ti Do!!

ewwwwwwwwwww.

LMAO you guys are fags if you wouldn't hit that shit! Those nips are nice! Bet your girlfriends have big fat pancake nipples..

If you wouldn't hit that you're straight up gay son!

This reminds me of a porn movie I saw once where the 2 ladies were going hot and heavy, and one of the women kept talking about how hard the other girl was making her nips. then all of the sudden, that woman's nipples were like 6 inches long. she was a skank, too...my Kate has so much in common with the porn ho's

This reminds me of a porn movie I saw once where the 2 ladies were going hot and heavy, and one of the women kept talking about how hard the other girl was making her nips. then all of the sudden, that woman's nipples were like 6 inches long. she was a skank, too...my, my, Kate has so much in common with the porn ho's

They are called email bots.

She'd make a great Bond villan, 'Diamond Nipple'. Her body is pretty nasty for a model. Her breasts look like the pancakes I just ate at IHOP. All you stick figure lovin' white boys must be dying to hit that boney ass.

Bai Ling called. She wants her nipples back.

Those are nothing compared to Bai Ling's sucktastic nipples.

thanks kate!

I owe u one.... or two actually....


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Jesus Fish, show at least one pic when she was in her prime instead of this bloated whale she became. She has BREASTS for cryin' out loud! If she stopped porking out on those IHOP pancakes, she'd loose her IHOP pancakes.

And for once would a woman grow a pair and... Well, that's it. Grow a pair. A big long panty snake too.

Yep, short hair, no breasts, rail thin, a big pair of low hanging balls and a good 9 incher. Now THAT's a woman I could handle.

Why does she have two penises growing out of her right hand?

Of course I'd enjoy plunging my meat into her many holes. And those nips are delicious. But for a so-called super model, she looks no better than the average meth-head at a Dairy Queen in bumfuck nowhere.

Nothing to see here or any where super models are photographed naked...nothing at all. Carry on.

@8 you take that commie crap outside

You guys are idiots. She is fit and freakin hot.

Stupid trolls...

She's hot enough.

Too bad those nips are attached to a fucking junkie.....


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Good thing about nice, small boobs - they look better at after 35 than big lumpy droopy cans.

She might actually be attractive once she hits puberty.

what are they like 5cms long, she could cut diamonds with them things, granted i would prefer to have breast and nipples like kates then some HUGE coffee stain nipples, u know the ones, they take up the whole breast. they are ewwwww


i have the best boobs

thank god i was blessed with a great rack and perrrrfect nipples
its a shame my personality sucks hahaha

Anyone here saying she is unattractive is blind and full of shi...Wait she's a limey? Nevermind..

There is NOTHING wrong with the size of her breasts, GEEZ!
Woman come in all shapes and sizes, with breasts of all shapes and sizes.
Make fun of her because she is a coke head, not because of her breast size.

Uh, Agent Provocateur is not *Kate Moss' new lingerie line*. She's just doing a campaign for them/being a model.

Agent Provocateur is not new.

Jesus, no one fact checks around here?

I feel good about my self, knowing i have nicer tits than kate moss. <3

#46

Yup! And she's a supermodel!

Nothing sexy about this dried up cokewhore.

Johnny Depp says she got fat.

Wow, I can't think of one funny comment to make. I don't even think I should have written this, except for the fact I have too much time on my hands and it's a slow work day.............

She looks beautiful. She is my favorite.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

And straight men find this kind of body hot? Don't they realize it looks just like a young boy's body? With disgusting breasts.

them's nasty titties.

this makes it even easier to hate her.

21, I use a real email address here. Just not mine.

Ew those nipples are nasty. She isn't pretty either. What is the world THINKING?

You would think a lingerie line would choose a curvier woman with BOOBS to model their stuff... just sayin.

You would think a lingerie line would choose a curvier woman with BOOBS to model their stuff... just sayin.

Are those TITS of yours BECOMING EMPTY?

At first glance I was thinking "Why the hell are there stars over a dudes nipples??" Then I thought "What the hell is a dude doing wearing a bikini bottom??"
And then I realized that it's just Kate Moss. Britain's dried -up crack -whore skanky-ass export that's supposed to be female.
Yeesh.
Ladies of the world, do NOT aspire to be like this....I don't dare call it a woman, castrated she-male.....real men do not like 10 year old boys masquerading as a woman.

what is wrong with her right hand in that first picture, it looks deformed for some reason??

@60, you hit the nail on the head

she doesnt look totally hideous, but this is a classic example of how some (most) people look better with clothes on. this is why she models clothes. CLOTHES! i think my eye got poked by her nipple..

Wow you could dial a phone with those nipples.. I'm in.

#60, good attempt at masquerading as a man - but it did not work, we know you're a fat housewife with a huge ass.

Yes, it is striking how plain Kate Moss looks when naked, compared to how gorgeous she looks when she is wearing some clothes. Clothes definitely look special on her. That's her talent.

She has a mole on her right boob where I have a freckle on my right boob!

EuroNeckPain, very well said. God forbid, she look like a regular woman and mother sometimes.

What nipples? I'm confused...I can see where her boobs are supposed to be (thank you pink stars) but then on the full size pics....oh wait...THERE they are

Why are you showing pictures of a 12 year old Miley Cyrus? Oh, sorry, that's nearly 40-something Kate Moss you say. Ewww. I'd be concerned about cutting myself on her. I hate to break it to her, but flat chested women have no need for a merry widow/basque. I'll give her this, for a whacked out coke whore she cleans up pretty nice.

I would not hit that. Ever. OK, maybe after a couple of pounds of tequilla, but really she doesn't do it for me.

WTF IS WRONG WITH HER HAND?!

do they get like that from breast-feeding? or do you think they were always like that?

She looks good! Too bad Im gay

OH,my god...my heart wll...She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on 'richloving.com', a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?

I like when girls have the pretty little bitty pink nipples. Yeah Tight little ass and pretty little nipples on decent sized-palmable/cuppable boobs My kind of woman

she's not

They must be dull by now

SO coke makes your nipples the size of number 2 pencils? Sign me up!

She is indeed sexy. A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named--- "AffluentBachelors.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love

that is scary. i didn't know they could stick out that far.

it's like tim curry in scary movie 2.

Agent Provacatuer isn't "Kate Moss's new line". AP has been around forever, she is just promoting them. Just like Maggie Gyllenhaal unfortunately did.

she's done. not hot anymore.

"And straight men find this kind of body hot? Don't they realize it looks just like a young boy's body? With disgusting breasts."

This straight guy thinks she still looks cute as hell. She's a woman. That's a woman's body she has. And here's the part where you're most mistaken: those breasts are actually quite adorable.

Cute, cute, cute.

She has the body of a girl beginning puberty. To sell underwear you'd think they'd by looking for a woman with curves. She looks pretty ordinary when not made up. Just goes to show what magic the photographers, make-up artists, hairdressers and photoshoppers perform.

at #8: you sure should not use your real email adress on ANY public site...of course they sell them

Kate is what happens when rich gay men who make gowns choose their avatar. Crazy nipples are awesome tho, I'll bet when she's bored she can twist them balloon-style and make doggies and swords and stuff.

@79 that's because you are still 12 and still masturbate looking at porn in your computer. You can't know things like that cos you have never had sex.

For those of you who think of her as having "the body of a 9/12 year old" it's because you are used to pumped up silicone breasts, plastic "babes" smelling like rubber. This is something REAL at least.

And for the blind fucks wondering what is wrong with her right hand, it's called SHE'S COLD so she has her fist closed tight SHEEEEESH how many fucks walk free on earth these days. You should be castrated and fed to pigs.

they look like porn star Lily Thai's nipples.

I think they could be sisters.

It's amazing what a good photographer can do..

Thanks fish ... Now, after taking my Cialis, I've got blury vision and hairy palms.
Momma told me this would happen one day if I didn't quit.

What's the definition of a "Yankee" ?
Same as a "Quickie" except guys can do it solo

@lola: "She has the body of a girl beginning puberty."

Really? I'm surprised, because I thought that many girls past puberty have small breasts. Actually, 60% of females are either an A or B cup. You must live in a really unique place if the only A cups you see are on pre-pubescent girls. Maybe you need to get off the internet and look around more.

I would pay to suck on those !

wow. more disgusting than usual. i think my 8 year old brother has more curves than this twig.

lol thank god for photo shop eh?

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