May 16 2008Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson stop having random sex with each other
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have officially broken up - again. Oh no. This can't end well. Especially when one of Owen's pals makes the following comment to People:
"It was a pretty bad breakup," says a Wilson pal. "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him."
Yikes! Somebody hide the heroin. But, in all seriousness, I can't even get myself worked up over these two. Not when freaking Lana left Clark last night on Smallville. I'm still crying! I mean, damn, is there hope for anybody in this topsy-turvy world! *kicks down cubicle* WHAT IS THERE TO LIVE FOR?!? I CAN'T-- Ooh, mini-eclairs! Nice. Say, can we get a janitor to clean this mess up? I, uh, saw a pack of Shriners plow through here on their karts. Yeah, Shriners...
Photos: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. meemo - May 16, 2008 10:28 AM
hi
2. JM - May 16, 2008 10:28 AM
Let me go ahead and add that to my "who the fuck cares" list. Frist.
3. havoc - May 16, 2008 10:45 AM
Eh, dicknose is better off without her anyway.
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4. megan - May 16, 2008 10:55 AM
I love Kate Hudson and I friggen love Smallville! Last night's episode was probably the worst season finale of the series, but the lana and clark moment was amazing, I cried too.
5. FRIST!!! - May 16, 2008 10:57 AM
I agree with #2. And what's up with this writer, does he play too much Mario Kart and now spells everything with a K? Mortal Kombat, Konquest, Kommon Idiot??
6. Jacks - 54 - May 16, 2008 10:57 AM
it might care more if you posted their sex video ;)
she does have a nice ass
7. sportsdvl - May 16, 2008 10:59 AM
She only dates him because when he is tossing her salad he can fuck her with his nose at the same time.
8. antoine - May 16, 2008 11:04 AM
Oh, I get it! This is Kate Hudson trying to show us "How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days." Someone needs to tell her that the movie sucked and the real life version isn't much better.
9. Auntie Kryst - May 16, 2008 11:11 AM
Hopefully Owen Wilson will channel his melancholy into his next Wes Anderson movie role..
YAWN...time to Irish up my coffee.
10. nipolian - May 16, 2008 11:29 AM
Good one Auntie…….Wes Anderson…..The Douchesprocket that single handedly fucked over the legend of Carl Spackler.
11. miggs - May 16, 2008 11:36 AM
Who gets custody of her ass? That's the only thing that matters.
12. Jimbo - May 16, 2008 11:52 AM
All I know is I've got custody of Frist's ass.
13. Pat - May 16, 2008 11:56 AM
Hahahaha - she gets People's "Most Beautiful" and immediately dumps him! He might actually draw blood this time when he does his wrist-slashing gesture. Hopefully the docs at the ER will recognize the situation and have him hospitalized in an adolescent treatment unit.
14. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 16, 2008 11:59 AM
No... not the dress again... I'm being attacked by the plant people... please make it stop...
15. pete - May 16, 2008 12:07 PM
This brings back such weird memories. Five years ago I happened to be at a hotel in a room overlooking the pool, and Kate Hudson checked in. I'm not ashamed to say (well, maybe a little) that I hid behind the curtain at the window overlooking the pool and rubbed one (ok, several...) out while watching her walk around in her thong bikini. I'm not 100% sure, I'd have to examine it closely in person, but I think that's the curtain - down by the hemline, on the inside, I bet there's at least one white stain.
16. Lolita - May 16, 2008 12:25 PM
Okay...the suicide watch starts....NOW!
17. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - May 16, 2008 12:42 PM
Owen's better off.
18. What a whore - May 16, 2008 1:21 PM
Kate Hudson is a typical Hollywood whore. Just because she looks good doesn't mean she isn't a skank.
19. hypocrite - May 16, 2008 1:36 PM
#19, Your logic also applies to Owen "dicknose butterscotch stallion heroin junkie" you douche
20. mamadough - May 16, 2008 3:06 PM
hopefully this time consuela will find owen with his head in the oven
21. Amber - May 17, 2008 3:55 PM
Ewww... she looks like that nasty J-Lo in this pic
22. jen - May 17, 2008 10:35 PM
Does scarlett know kates wearing her dress?
23. DaddyzGirl - May 18, 2008 12:27 AM
Is anyone else reminded of Carol Burnett as Scarlet O'Hara?
24. monica - May 18, 2008 11:44 PM
heard kate was making out with lance armstrong at la esquina on Fri night
25. sapphire eyes - May 19, 2008 4:52 AM
Did she go shopping with Britney? Cause neither one has any sense to buy decent clothes that actually fit and flatter them. All that money, no goddamned taste.
That is the ugliestest dress I've ever seen! And I have my prom dresses from the 80's!