May 22 2008Juliette Lewis in a bikini because, eh, why not?

Why not?How about for the sake of me not puking up my dinner....

butterface

Well, here's a lady we haven't seen in a long time. Wonder where she's been hiding.

Hello Juliette and welcome to The Superficial. How are you?

Back under that rock you go.

Randal

Oh and just to confirm, it is Juliette L. Lewis, not Juliette Lews. If this is going to be a place where celebrities can come and read about themselves, at least get it right.

Randal

this chick never ages! Lohan should take a note.

She may be a batshit crazy scientologist, she may be flat, she may have an awful tattoo on her ass, but I'd still eat her pussy like it was my last meal.

More Kristen Bell, plz kthx.

C'mon, can't we all think back to that first time we jerked off to Quentin Tarantino walking in her pissing in a winnebago in "From Dusk til Dawn"?... no... that was just me... ok, fuck you then.

I wouldn't hit that with a rented dick.

Uhh..

Wow, she would rip your cock right off.

"Richie, will you eat my pussy for me?"
Yes, Juliette, yes I will!

Looking for OC Dee....love the name. Nice play on words. Anyway, in a move completely uncharacteristic of my love of privacy, if you click on my name, you'll see my pic. Email me at walkontheocean2006@yahoo.com, if you and John Mayer aren't a serious item yet.

Looks like XENU beat her in the face with and ugly stick handle first. I thought the the XENU training was suppose to make her look better . I guess that was a waist of money paying off L.Ron Hubbard .

Am I seriously the only one who wants to thrust my fleshy meat spear into her quivering hot wet butthole?

Wow. Just wow. That...is truly breathtaking. In a "wow, that dog must have really been sick" sort of way.

she may not be too attractive, but she was great in Natural Born Killers as Mallory Knox...give her credit for her acting ability you idiots

where are her jugs? is she female?! poor thing...

Years ago ( back when Juliette Lewis had something resembling a career ) I worked at Suncoat Motion Picture Company, selling videos, T-Shirts, posters and other trend items. One busy evening a girl came in to ask if we had any posters of Juliette Lewis. You could almost literally hear the needle scratch on the record. Everyone at the counter turned to look at this customer. She responded with " I know ... I know ... for some reason my brother likes her ! "

she looks like a special needs child

My knuckles are bustier.

Damn... in the 2nd picture in row 3, it looks like she's got some Borg implants in her right hand.

Juliette Lewis is hardcoreeeee

a haiku for juliette lewis:

not sure what to say
you're looking kind of homeless
harsh contrast from bell

the beeping noise on this site is odd.

I'll buy her boobies if I get to play with them, after they are installed of course...

FISH -- stop posting shots of guys wearing bikinis!!

At least she's not a sell out. She's unique but I have doubts that she gave up heroin completely. Relapse is part of recovery.

Dude I love the demented storytelling!!!!!!!!! Just love it!
A proud and noble tradition I might add.

Where are her tits?

"she put's the lotion in the basket"......."she puts the lotion in the basket"

ASS TATOO! ASS TATOO! Am I the only one who noticed?

I noticed you can't spell tattoo.

And that is only fugly bitch.

@32 Read # 6
I'd like to see what the rest of the tattoo looks like, just for curiosities sake.

Why is Steven Tyler wearing a bikini?

Those are some fake ass titties?

Those are some fake ass titties!

hahahha!! love zippy's comment! #35
juliette needs an extreme makeover! new face new tits and new body. she is just hideous!

She looks like iggy pop with smaller boobs.

jesus christ, do not want. what a fucking man.

"'Ello?"

"Hello, Amy Winehouse, please."

"Speakin', ducky."

"Ms. Winehouse, this is Scotland Yard. We've located your missing twin sister who you reported lost the day you went crazy in the makeup department at Macy's, ran across the street and grabbed a mop and put it on your head, ran further down the street and yelled, "Give me one of everything" at the tattoo parlor, then stopped off at the Star Trek convention and bought some Klingon teeth. Her name is Juliette Lewis. Looks like you're no longer a suspect in her disappearance and suspected murder, as she has turned up alive and... um.... 'well' might be a stretch..... on a yacht wearing your clothes. Sorry to have troubled you with that 15 hour interrogation."

I think she is really f*cking cool. True to life rockstar, love this girl. I'm not a fan per se, but everything I see of her, its like she could care less what people think

she is a slut you know, if you met her in a bar and bought her a beer, she'd fuck you.

she is a slut you know, if you met her in a bar and bought her a beer, she'd fuck you.

wtf mate ^^ who is she??

No more money for xenu. Sold her tits.

You show me some hotness like Kristen Bell THEN you follow it up with THIS! Today you better show me some new extreme hotness good day... I SAID GOOD DAY DAMMIT!

Good point #5. It seems the Scientologists have developed true anti-aging technology.

she looks like iggy pop

......................................IS SHE DYING?
when?

We're all dying... just like this site.

My goodness you all are so callous!!! I think you all should lay off the chick.
Can't you see that she is in pain?

How would you feel if someone cut off your tits and put that tight ass bandage on it?

My goodness you all are so callous!!! I think you all should lay off the chick.
Can't you see that she is in pain?

How would you feel if someone cut off your tits and put that tight ass bandage on it?

Lombardi you rock!!!

What tipped you off that they were sisters? Must have been that shit on their face, right???!?!?!?

Yeh, my first thought was eew, its Iggy Pop in a bikini...but I like the Steven Tyler reference @35 better; good one.

nice woman

quick mind

Two words: anal fissure. Don't you just hate 'em? I love being a butthole daredevil as much as anybody, but some mornings I sit on the inflatable donut and just feel kinda depressed.

Natural born spinner. I love you Mal!!

28. fygu - STFU ...."Relapse is part of recovery."
Only if you aren't "working a program."

@35
DAMMIT ZIPPY, YOU TOOK MY LINE!

That boat looks pretty big, roomy..

Put your titties back up, Ay-delle!

Whatever

Her crazy Ass was hot in Natural Birn Killers
I think shes cute

One of the ugliest women on the planet. Thank God for Amy Crackhouse or this bitch would take the title.

WTF #59??? I think you are Veggi's troll, you must be having a mental breakdown/identity crisis. I'm going to go take a shower now. Want to watch??

De Niro ordering her and Jessica Lange to get on their knees.........Now that was fucking hot.

She has a nice shape for her body type. Unlike Kim Kardaskank who had to get implants to make her fat pear shaped body look balanced. I appreciate a woman of any body type that maintains a nice shape. I am glad Juliete did not fall into the implant look. Implants feel unnatural and weird.

she's a fit bird.

Jackson, what the hell? What is your fascination with Kim K? Honestly, get over her already.

If she don't turn you on - you're gay.

Fish must have won that eBay bidding deal for a night with that midget he so loves. I hope he took her bowling. Somebody wake the Fish.

#5 and #49 it's called HGH, or plastic surgery, do NOT give scientology credit.

She looks like a 12 yr-old girl with lots of wrinkles

#31 - Funny!!! and random!

she takes care of her body. the only way for this girl to have boobs (without surgery) would be for her to gain A LOT of weight.. then u all would call her fat. much rather be thin and flat, than a fat girl with big boobs...

shes so hot!

#78

This is because you pick up all your fat ass chicks at fast food places like KFC!

NO, Superfish, this is unacceptable. I mean, it's better than looking at Seal's face and I suppose it's slightly better than another Winehouse post, but Meth-addled, desert-biker, "creek rat"-chic is NOT ok. please raise your standards if only a little. The photos are out there. I guess you got these cheap/for free?

I like her cos she looks like a crack duck. Quack for me crack duck! No, no, get your beak out of there. Bad crack duck!

I love Juliette. She is so much more interesting to look at then the typical surgically endowed Hollywood bimbo.

I am lost of words at picture of the boy.

i'll kindly requeast that you never post this kind of
awfulness again, thank you.

Where the hell has she been? She looks sick...eat something girl and make a comeback!!

Wow. She looks like a chic i picked up a couple of months ago. At least she's not cross eyed

Juliette is a good actress.

She looks like Anthony Kedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers

you're all raging faggots

wow, i can't believe she actually went out with brad pitt. what was he thinking?

Memo to Jennifer Love Hewitt: This is what a Size 2 looks like...

#80, sorry - not true for everyone. Some of us "skinny" chicks have nice, big boobs. I know this is not the norm, but it does happen. I am a size 2/4 and have a 36D chest (no surgery or supplements). I get so tired of people accusing me of having a boob job!! Never had one, never needed to, never will.

Another moronic scientology cult member.

Anna, you lying sack of shit. Post pictures or shut the fuck up.

She looked bearable until she smiled.

what's the tattoo on her ass of?

shawty wanna thug.
bottles in the club.
shawty wanna hump.
you know i like to touch your lovely lady lumps.

SHAWTY IMA HIT IT, HIT IT LIKE I CAN'T MISS.

the wise words of weezy f. baby.
except...i'm not attracted to black men. HEHHEEEHEHE.
i'd fuck him though!
and i would NOT fuck this LEWIS lady. hehehhee x2.

zOMG. $cientology apparently doesn't agree with her. :O

she has the best stomach in the business. nice to see a natural lady on the site

She's so awesome.

To the author of the post 103 below:

shehe - May 25, 2008 8:05 PM

WHY DON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE, DO YOU THINK ANYONE LOOKS AT YOUR STUPID DATING SITES OR CARES?