May 19 2008John Mayer has a huge penis

The Burninator. Nice.

TAKE ME AWAY JOHN!!!!!!!!! FRIST!

The Burninator. Nice.

I love this guy even more now.
I don't even know what else to say. Some people are just lucky. I guess Jen is one of them.
Instead of me.

Thatch roof cottagesssss. Can't blame Jen, it is the fault of the wang.

She'll end up nice and streched out like Jsimpson then. Cool, he won't need a tent when they go camping.

John is also Long Dong Silver.

Damn the gods.

is that mean Brad has a small one?

is that mean Brad has a small one?

Close, but no cigar, if you know what I mean. John's bigger-than-usual anatomy is in the back, not the front, and it's from over-use. Just a few weeks ago we played "Mission Impossible 3" (anal sex 3 times in 1 hour). He's amazing.

Yes, but does he know how to use it?
but still i dont find him attractive at all....

C'mon, didn't you mean to write, "John Mayer IS a huge Penis".

Uh-huh.......

All guys have a small dick, until you try to stick it in her ass.

LMAO......

John Mayer has a huge penis*

*this message paid for by John Mayer's publicist and John Mayer

Maybe it's because he's a dragonman.

They surely make a very pretty couple... don't hate Mayer for that!
Just wonder why does he have to date half Hollywood, isn't his music good enough to make him famous? Or does he just make music to get to f*ck all those women?
Hope he can catch up with Jennifer relationship-wise and learn to develop a deep connection... or will it be her who will catch up with his superficiality... wait, I don't really know who's the mos superficial one...

I suspect John is an attentive lover to his celebritiy girlfriends and having a big member is definitely a plus.

I lola. I spek enlash goods.

Hmm, so Enzyte really works..

AS IF Jennifer Aniston would WANT to be stabbed by a giant penis!!! Can't hold onto a man, no kids, neurotic whiner, cold. She's the exact opposite of the type of chick who loves to fuck with abandon and get pounded by a huge cock. If she IS infatuated with Mayer, it's because he has a small, nonthreatening cock to go with his wimpy approval-seeking personality.

He always looks like he needs a shower. I think he's gross. Desperate Jen can have him (and all the other desperate chicks who throw themselves at this loser talentless hand-job of a man..

He turns out the lights and wears a strap-on, people. Then he pulls out and spits on their backs to fake orgasm.

sounds like 24 knows all too well

Cue OC Dee to profess love for John Mayer.

OC Dee: I am larger and more attentive than John Mayer. And definitely better looking (though that's not saying much). Also more humble.

I don't care I think he's hot.
A hot guy that can play guitar, sing, has money, AND a big dick?

Hell yeah!

Ok FINE, John, I'll go out with you!!

Haha...quite the opposite. His body is lacking in that one area...for reals.

I saw John Mayer's pic with the swimsuit like Borat.
I did not see a big thing........but if you say so...

It is gratifying that in this world where we try to equalize everyone, and minimize our biological differences, that the guy with the giant wang still gets the hot girls. Well done John. BTW, Jen has a cute ass. I hope he doesn't ruin it.

#25

Thanks for the reminder Dude in Irvine :-)

You sound hot! Are you tall too?

I love John Mayer! He rocks! Can't wait to see him in concert this summer in Irvine CA!

you go Jen Aniston :) at least he has something in his pants and is not trying to compensate with big cars and motorcycles like someone else... SERIOUSLY, DOES ANYMONE KNOW HOW MANY CARS, MOTORCYCLES, PRIVATE PLANES, HELICOPTERS AND BOATS BRAD PITT HAS? for me it sounds like at least 20 of each...

i wish i had a big cock, but alas god has smited me. ergo, i eat pussy like it's nobodys business

Ok, where are the PHOTOS?
We are bombarded with all sorts of chicks flashing their privates, where are the pictures of this?

I'm not kidding. I want pornographic, er, photographic evidence.

I'm waiting.

lets have a penis contest...john you go first................on my turn i will pull just enough of my massive dick of death out to win.

My dick is so big, it's got it's own zip code and legal system.

Yuck, big dicks are painful. All girls know that. It's all a myth. Medium sized is best.

@34 i with you, i want evidence damn it

My dick is so big, it has it's own dick... and it's dick is bigger than your dick.

It's a lie. I took him up the rear and didn't even flinch

I've got a huge one too but you don't see me dating Jennifer Aniston, mainly because I have standards.

Actually, if I had a nickle for everytime some chick told me I had a huge cock, I'd have, well, a nickle...

I love these two together.. I've felt bad for Jen ever since Brad left. I appreciate that John leaves women who don't have what it takes mentally to keep him interested and isn't fame whoring.

In my experience it seems like guys 6 feet and up have cocks 6" and up. I had a lover and he was 5'10" and his cock was so small at around 3 inches hard. I did not even choke when I gave him oral because my entire mouth could easily take him. John Mayer is sexy and I love his music.

God, he is offically perfect. He's gorgeous, his lyrics are beautiful, great singing. guitar skills, AND NOW A BIG PENIS! Can't get any better than him. Well, hopefully he's funny. Then he would be perfection. He's pretty damn close. I still don't give a shit about Jennifer..

I hope nice fitting clothes come back in style for men so we can see John Mayer's big package! I remember Ocean Pacific shorts. I could check out a mans legs, butt, and package! Those were the days! And I loved when guys would wear fitted Levis 501 jeans and I could check out the butt!

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!!! oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Say what you need to say, John. I know what you're saying. You want your monster cock in my nice vag. If you want, my ass too. My jiggle-free ass.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8251/12025914dp9.jpg

;)

If 5'10" is tall, then yes. I knew you were going to mention the concert in Irvine! LOL. How old are you?

#50

I just saw the photo that you posted of yourself and I have never seen a mans balls hang lower than his cock!

Oh wait. He HAS a big penis. Stupid dickslexia. I thought it said IS.

#49 - WTF? LOL That must be a photoshopjob

49. Nawwwww. It's sooososososoo not.

#49 and 53

John Mayer looks hot dressed like Borat! I love it! And I love his big package too!

Oops.
54. I meant #53.

He's got a 6" dong. Brad had a 5" dong. She thinks she's getting John C. Holmes.

57. Hahahahaha. John is probably like 8". Brad is 7". Just a guesstimation. 6" and 5" is kinda small.

57. Hahahahaha. John is probably like 8". Brad is 7". Just a guesstimation. 6" and 5" is kinda small.

remember when Brad said he was "hung like a hamster", no wonder Jen is a happy girl now

The average man has a size 6" cock. I like cocks between 6-8". Anything longer is just too much and it would probably hit my cervix. Most normal females do not want huge porn star cocks like John Holmes. I once dated a man who used a penis stretcher. His penis was long and skinny like John Holms and it was gross. I prefer cocks that have some girth. John Mayer is hot and has a big one too!

I always tried to ask all things about about this person.
People say it is a member of a celeb club
*** c e l e b m i n g l e . c o m ***
I came there and met my rich bf.
It's a place to meet the rich/celebrity.

I always tried to ask all things about about this person.
People say it is a member of a celeb club
*** c e l e b m i n g l e . c o m ***
I came there and met my rich bf.
It's a place to meet the rich/celebrity.

Lil, you are kind of a fucking idiot. That's
Cisco Adler. Try googling "Mischa Barton Cisco Adler balls"
Idiot.

Trogdor!!! Yes! I had forgotten about Trogdor.

#64

How harsh! I am not up to date with all the celebrities because I do not watch TV, listen to the radio (I prefer my CDs) and this is the only place I learn about the celebrities. Most of the people on this site I have never heard of. I read, bike, and play a lot of Volley Ball after work.

** You can ALWAYS say that some celeb is well-hung and all the peasants will buy it hook, line and sinker!

Mayer is average at best.....and that is being kind!

You know, I've dated a few men with big penises and I know for a fact that it is completely overrated. In Jen's case, having access to a giant penis in the bedroom does not make up for the fact that she has to be seen with a giant pussy in public. John Mayer makes me shudder. He's about a half step above Chriss Angel on the stairway of pussy-dom.
I hope Jennifer finds a real man soon.

Jennifer Aniston is 5 foot fucking 3 and barely makes her weight in pounds into 3-digit territory. It's not going to take much to be big for her specifically.

Publicity stunt!!!!

Chicks who say they prefer a big dick are lying just to fuck with your head, fellow guys. And to make you feel emasculated. Trust me, they prefer medium sized. If you're six inches and can make her come, you're golden. Or if you're less than that, work on your cunnilingus technique. I say this from experience. Some women actually come harder from being eaten out than fucking. Assholes like John Mayer need to 1) die 2) be forgotten instantly after death and 3) no I'm not jealous, I just hate his music, really think he doesn't deserve anything he has, and I don't care how big his dick is, I wouldn't trade places with him because I wouldn't be able to live with being a douchebag and thus, I as John Mayer would commit suicide promptly. Then you'd hear about this guy from Michigan who had talent up and coming who sounds sooo familiar..I'm not gonna let him get famous twice! F THAT! ;)

I'm six inches, by the way. And unashamed.

my boyfriend is 7 inches and I wouldn't want it any bigger, especially when it's in my ass

I was crazy about this guy in high school. We finally got together after seeing each other at our high school reunion. He had the smallest hard cock I have ever seen. It must have been 3 inches hard! He was great at oral and since his cock was so small I easily got him off 2 times in one night by oral. When we had intercourse it was so quick and I could barely feel anything. Most women do not come during intercourse but I sure do! John Mayer is very talented and I would love to kiss his big package.

I think the Fish got the headline wrong. Wasn't it supposed to read " John Mayer is a big dick"?? Thought so.

By the way, whatever he has, it does not make up for the fact his singing sucks balls and he looks like Edward Scissorhands.

"Hung like Trogdor..."

Truly, you've outdone yourself. And by "yourself", I mean "my penis."

@68

Speak for yourself!

I STILL think about the hot, FDNY firefighter who I fucked for years. Hung like a horse. The best sex I ever had. Big penises are awesome. Only drawback was that it was really hard to give him head.

That being said, it would be a real waste to have a big penis attached to this pasty, skinny asshat.

i'm not really sure if Trogdor was "hung". i mean, i know he had a beefy arm (for good measure) but hung? maybe the beefy arm was compensation...