May 13 2008EXCLUSIVE: Tony Romo disses Jessica Simpson's bedroom skills

Messica sucks! Iknew it! That is why Nick left her ass for Vanessa! HAHAHA! that is fucked up! Tony romo is a slut! He is going to get what is coming to him! Messica, still sucks!

FIRST!!!!

Joe Simpsons a freak inthe sheets..I know.

Here's something cool http://www.nme.com/news/babyshambles/32901 Amy Whinehouse and Pete Doherty together.... nice...

I always thought she'd be shit in the sack, that's exactly why Nick left...My advice to this Tony fella is get yourself a right dirty bird, Spears or Lohan, now they're dirty....I imagine.

Sounds like someone is jealous of Jess....

So funny - I have several friends who do the same thing - put their girlfriend on speakerphone, while on mute, and we all laugh at her.

Jessica was raised to believe marriage and then sex which is what she did. This sometimes causes an inexperienced female to suffer in the sex department. Sometimes they can't let go and really enjoy one good orgasm or multiple orgasms. They feel sensitive when a guy wants to be kinky or appauled if they get spanked during sex.

Wow, classy guy.

I can't fucking stand JS or her family but I do feel a twinge bad for her to have things go so wrong in the public eye and to be set up like that and be laughed at by someone she is so into... Tony should get a good kick in the nuts for being such a douche.

Broads like Jessica don't HAVE to be good in bed. Guys will fuck hot chicks simply because they're hot, so all they have to do is lay there and let you stick it in 'em. It's the ugly and/or fat and/or psychotic chicks that go that extra mile.

Something about this doesn't pass the smell test. First off, Tony comes off as a douche which I don't think would go well with anyone. Second of all, Jessica can move that booty. I watch her videos so that make me an expert. You seen These Boots Are Made For Walkin video? Don't tell me she doesn't know what she's doing. The only other explantion? She doesn't know what to do in bed... with a guy. I think you hear me knockin, Jessica, and I'm bringing another girl with me. It's okay, I'll watch. Awww yeeeaaaah.

That's okay, Jessica had him on HER speakerphone while she was hanging with her girlfriends after Tony fumbled the snap and cost the Cowboys a playoff win in Seattle.

She said he has the same problem when he tries to grab her hooters.

Homo ought to concentrate on playing football more and humiliating women less. He's shit the bed the last two seasons in the playoffs. If he keeps that up, he'll be on speakerphone telling his pals what a piece of ass Rosanne Barr is.

11

You are the type of guy women would not want to have sex with. You are one of those guys that jerk off a lot to Internet porn and see women solely as objects. You type of guys are basically bad in bed because you really don't know how to turn a woman on. All you know how to do is stare at body parts while you have sex. Most men want to have a partner that enjoys giving and receiving pleasure and not a female that just lays there because she thinks she is hot and this should suffice.

#7 obviously a douche too. You laugh at your FRIENDS girlfriends? When? Right before 4th period?

Is he going for a BRIGHT and SMART one now?

@13

You're my hero.

I'm a bit smitten with 13 as well..

Yeah, who fucking does that? 15 year olds with small division signs.. that's who..

Romo's a homo.

Everyone in Dallas hates his ass. He sucks as a quarterback big time. He's really just a little diva party bitch, and thats it.

He parties all over the country except in Dallas, because people here call him a bitch everywhere he goes.

.

I really like Jessica Simpson actually, and she's not my typical type at all. Men (I'm male, despite the name) are such losers - I do feel bad for her - think about it, she's been through a divorce, and as someone emphasises above, she's also a Christian girl who probably believed that her marriage would have been for life, and (despite being an atheist) that saddens me.

I must qualify a lot of the above by saying that she makes her own choices regarding the type of men she goes for though...

^Jodi

loove the dress

What an asshole to do that, that is just plain mean...

Looks like she is starting to fill out/up that maternity dress nicely. Congrats to Pappa Joe are apparently in order.

#21
Jessica brought it all on herself. First she gets a fat head and dumps her loving and caring husband because she thinks she can do better and does not want to share her movie money with Nick. Then she gets desperate with men because she realizes dating is hard and can be disappointing. So she starts having sex with John Mayer and he is using her for a convenient booty call and she allows it because she is desperate for love. Then she starts dressing like a porn star and colors her skin and her skin looks orange and she looks like an organe porn star. Then her dad sets her up with a football player so Jessica quits dressing like an orange porn star. Tony enjoys the fling but does not take Jessica serious because she reeks of desperation.

Way to go Tony Roma, what a total ASSHOLE!! Go back to making ribs, you buttmunch!
Yeah, I said buttmunch..

"Tony should get a good kick in the nuts"

He will when football season starts.

He's gotta be the most overrated QB to come along in a very long time. Jones spent WAY too much on him.

If this acount is true, I have ZERO respect for Romo. What a piece of human fesces. And I am a Cowboys fan, too, but if he really did that, then he flat out sucks ass as a person.

By the way, what constitutes being great in the sack? As hot as she is, the only way she would not be good at it is in she is an ice queen. Otherwise, good times. Course, on Newlyweds, she sure whined about giving it up and doing stuff, so it oculd be true. If so, then she needs some therapy to lighten up.

Romo is a fag.

@25 AJ, have you considered children's writing as a career, or is this just a part time thing?

The cad.
Whaddya expect.....he's a Dallas Cowgirl.

This is cruel IF, it happen. The girls not the smartest or brightest of the bunch. But she doesn't deserve to be humiliated like that. I would agree that she makes her own choices about who she chooses to date. This doesn't make her look bad it shows him to be a prick.
I don't particularly care for the Simpsons nor am I fascinated by their pathetic lives, but somethings are better left unsaid.
Another way of looking at this is...perhaps if HIS technique were better, SHE might have made more of an effort.
I always thought it took two to rock the boat.

I've yet to meet, hear, or read about a woman who doesn't think she's amazing in bed.
At least good enough to pass judgement while above judgement themselves.

It's good to hear this happening to a woman for once just a shame it happened to Jessica as I like her. She's got a really nice personality, why couldn't this happen to one of the many bitches out there.

i always had a feeling that this chick would be a wet rag in the sack!

Dear Jessica;

Sorry to hear about the Tony thing. That's unfair of him to say the least. However, all is not lost, and someday you will find the right guy. When you do, and I'll assume you'll have a little while before you stumble across one, you'll need to improve those bedroom skills so this doesn't happen again. In fact improve your lovemaking skills enough, and well lets just say that revenge is to be savored. Set one would be to step up and go out and rent some porn videos. Now I realise that Daddy has his own personal stash that you've seen and starred in a dozen times. Get some new ones, not for personal arousal (though if that happens that's good progress), but for you to study as an educational tool. Speaking of tools, you'll need to stop and pick up some of those too. No silly, you can't buy them at Home Depot. You can probably get them at the same place you rent the videos. Then sweetie, it's off to practice with you. If you are looking for advice and seem concerned about the media finding out, refer yourself to your sister. She must be doing something right.

Of course if I could ever be of service ...

I've never been a fan of Ms. Simpson but if this is true, it speaks volumes about Mr. Romo.

That is terrible. I love Jess.

Re: 25.

Dear AJ,

You know, I realise that there are two very wide opinions on this, and I appreciate your comments. I guess I'm prone to compassion, even if, as you suggest, it might be entirely misplaced. Maybe we agree on the idea of palpable desperation, but diverge on the notion of a moral imperative needing to be attached to it, more because I don't pretend to know what informs her decisions (I know you don't claim to know either) - does desperation have to be cynical? I'm not so sure. When I am tempted to comment on the love lives of others, and who or who doesn't deserve this or that, I think of a poem by Sean O'Brien that I read recently called "The Apprehension":

"How comprehensive the disdain to which
Compassion has migrated now".

^Jodi.

Romo is a douche who can't win the big game. See the last two playoffs.

I have a friend who cannot achieve orgasm. It's been that way her whole life. Can't do it herself, can't do it with a man, just can't get there. I've been close to some of her boyfriends and they say she's a goer. Ready and willing and adventursome. But eventually they all leave her because of it. I know plenty of guys might think it's great to get their rocks off and not worry about their partner, but over time it freaks them out that they can't get her off. Maybe Jess has that problem.Or she just sucks in bed like Homo said!

#11 -

You misspelled your screen name, shithead.

What a complete ass-holoio. She probably doesn't feel like it now, but she's better off without this LOSER. Kick ROMO off the COWBOYS....he's the one that is obviously lacking some skills! CHOKER!!!!

"And dude, I'm telling ya, her cock?! It's tiny, dude, tiny!"

Oops!

#15, you're the one with the misspelled name. But you're still a shithead, "Brothes".

My new song is dedicated to Tony...

If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you

Never ending pain, quickly ending life --

You keep this love, thing, child, toy
You keep this love, fist, scar, break
You keep this love

I'd been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I'd take my life and leave love with you

I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself --

You keep this love, thing, child, toy
You keep this love, fist, scar, break
You keep this love

No more head trips

@39
I suspect your friend’s religious background has prevented her from reaching orgasm. It is sad how religion can ruin an orgasm. I suggest she practice meditation to help clear her mind during foreplay and sex. She also needs to experiment with vibrators so she can get an orgasm. She might only be able to achieve orgasm through a vibrator which she can include in her foreplay with her lover. I hope your friend gets an orgasm soon because every woman deserves regular orgasms.

She really picks some classy guys to date. I'd never kiss and tell, men that do this are just LOSERS that need to grow up, and any other women that date this Tony Romo Loser get what they deserve. But dating anyone that work at the restaurant Tony Romo's for ribs is a good thing. Come to think of it that is where I'm going to go tonight to see if I can meet some birds. I may be stupid, but I have class.

@45

Gia - She is not religious at all. She has experimented with all sorts of toys, multiple partners, switch hitting, etc. Whatever it is, it's clinical - not in her head. She's 42, so her shit is nearing it's end from a productivity POV. If it doesn't work now, menopause should really be a blast.

47

I think she was religious at one time, but like most misguided religious females; they try hard to be naughty, but are always conflicted with their religion; even though they do not practice their beliefs anymore.

Anyone who believes this story is an idiot. Of course, believing that no-talent Jessica sucks in the sack is fairly easy because the dumber the chick the worse they are in bed.

#47,
Send her to Ted from LA. He can fix her.

@11. Chauncey Gardner
have you ever had sex?loser!!!

No more YokoRomo.

Sniff, sniff.

As for poor dumb Jessica, it looks like it takes every once of her intellect and energy to negotiate walking down a set of stairs (see photos above). No wonder she has nothing left for the rack.

That's a shame. There's room in my bed.

HE FUCKING CHEATED!!!!

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"He's just having fun with her." In this case, fun = sex. Bad lay = no fun. Seems he stuck around a bit long for someone who wasn't having fun.

If she's self-conscious about her skills, she's probably interested in improving them. If he's complaining about her lack of skills, he clearly has done nothing to help her improve them, which indicates not such a great lay himself.

Tony, you get what you give.

I looooove Pantera!!!!!!! Thanks #44

Meh... she only has one thing, scratch that... she only has TWO things going for her anyway...

Where the hell is Coach to comment on this story?? Lombardi get your face out of the fusilli and say something.

romo's homo. trust me.

YES tony your the fuckin man. probably a leykis 101 listener...dumb that bitch

Jessica had the right idea in the first place. No sex before marriage. There are many deceivers who will tell you otherwise, to let go and chase that orgasm, but the end result is always the same -- I refer you to the Bai Ling post.

If you add 60 + 61, you get some insight:

"romo's homo. trust me."

plus

"...probably a leykis 101 listener..."

The latter does, in fact, follow from the former.

#39, tell your friend to switch up her anti-depressants. Those can totally kill the climax. If she is on the wrong stuff, it is no wonder she never hits orgasm. Those things kill good sex.

she looks pregnant

#65, that's cuz Romo tried to snaek the pigskin across the goal line, but fumbled again. It got stuk in her dress instead.

Romo sucks

#64

Anti-depressants can prevent a man from getting an erection but for women I would think anti-depressants would make them relaxed and ready for action and orgasms.

What he did was really lousy - what a disgusting piece of shit to do that to any one whether you wanna break up with them or not.

@50

Oh Ted *sighs* , what can't you fix.........

27? I would have to say Tom Brady has him beat in the overrated dept. However, he is a close second. I don't care what kind of dumb skand Jessica is, doing shit like that to somebody you banged is just lower than douche water. Can't wait 'til you choke in the play-offs again next season, Tony!

#67 You'd be wrong, then. SSRI's aren't like a martini or three. They decrease testosterone level, which both sexes need. And if said woman is also on certain oral contraceptives, that can suppress all sex hormone production (testosterone, estrogens and progesterone).

You mean "jibes" not "jives."

jives means either dancing or lying.

jibes means supporting; dovetailing.

#70: I despise Tom Brady, but he is a better QB than Romo. Romo can't get it done when it counts the most. But I'm still laughing about how the Giants D-line handed Brady his ass in the Super Bowl. I don't think he'll be so cocky next season.

Was there ever any question that she is a lousy lay? Just watching her walk, (then hearing her speak) I can tell she is a total bore in bed.
Unfortunately, too many women are.

Remember how she HATED football when she and Nick were married lol! Jessica's relationships with Tony and John Mayer only lasted 6 months lol! And then the novelty wears off and they dump her.

I can't believe I feel this bad for someone so beautiful, but I do...

hey sexy, I'll come over and you can "fix" me baby!
Romo is obviously a low life. What goes on between a man and a woman in a relationship is noone's business. He has no heart except for himself and that does not count for anything.
He is cruel in a childish way and he is not that young either. Hard to believe he would do something like that. Poor Jessica offers the world nothing now but laughs. She is now nothing more than a meaningless celebrity.
I thought she was a christian? I don't know and don't really care.

Back to Ted. I am a burly hairy man dude. No woman is interested in your anal sex fetish other than a broad shouldered tranny like me.
Just keepin' it real sweet thang. Smoochys

Ray, you seem to have a very bad nervous twitch....you end your statements with LOL........is that some form of douchebag-induced Tourettes?

#78

I am a happy guy and you seem to be a miserable person LOL! LOL! LOL!

Send her my way and I'll show her a few moves she can try on me.

If this actually happened, having the hubris to pull a stunt like that assures Tony Romo that karma will make damn sure he never wins even one single solitary play-off game. Also that he will marry Amy Winehouse some day. And then his junk will fall off. From shame. And, you know, the diseases and so forth...

HAHA
I totally saw this coming after I read that article in Glamour about Jessica being "in love". It's all déja vu, really.
P.S. Yes I read Glamour. Stfu pls.

she does look quite insecure in everything she does, so no surprise there..dumb skanks like Jess get used and abused day after day..poor things.

um is this story just completely made up? because I just saw an interview with him on TV and it didn't seem like they were broken up

He's a jerk.

Jessica Simpson, she's still a person.

lmfao Rambo balls on another bitch

Typical Dallas Cowboys player.

I can't believe that instead of pointing out what an asshole Mr. Romo is all these people are encouraging him. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel really bad for Jessica.

What Jessica needs to do is take a cue from her sister: get some plastic surgery (on that bird nose), screw a dude who wears eyeliner, and "accidentally" get knocked up with his spawn. That way, she'll never be alone again. :)

So much for Romo's tired "aw shucks" routine. What a pig.

5. English Bob
“I always thought she'd be shit in the sack, that's exactly why Nick left.”

As far as I know she left him. Or in other words she dug the hole she’s in now.

if she sucks penis and swallows, she's good enough in the sack for me.

She isn't good in the sack? What does that mean? What kind of deviance drives you freaks here? What is it lacking in a psyche or what dementia of sorts denies a person to require elaborate ritual in order to expell semen from their testicles? I am serious. I am not a Jessica fan and don't really care less if she simply goes away as there are millions of lovely women to replace here everywhere. She is beautiful though with a great body. What does this little closet wack need then for her to do? She won't let him sodomize her (is this first stage bisexuality by the way?), spanking for either (what does this mean) bondage, pissing shitting beating fish hooks in the anus, poop play, what?

Perhaps like me ( hey if nothing I am honest) foreplay is elaborate. This is what gets me off:

When I can find a partner and believe me with my face and body...anyway (not to mention personality and level of poverty and various weeping sores ...OK onward (downward)...I have a playroom. I proudly own an extensive collection of what I call family dolls. Each one represents someone significant in my past. I sometimes invite extraneous characters (homeless drunks) to man and woman some of the dolls. My sex partner controls my prospective girlfriend doll.

I like to act out and resolve problems that confronted me while I was young (an age ago) and that have haunted my waking life driving me to tears, rage and deep depression. The plays can sometime go on for hours and I have over 20 lengthy scripts that my proud (usually drugged and inebriated) cast helps me act out. Most of the time I end up crying hysterically as I experience extreme catharsis at a critical juncture of the psychodrama. Every time.

Having actual physical sex is seldom required. Actually counterproductive as my hatred towards women (even though I am aroused in a non-erectile manner) usually ends up with me throwing everyone out of my campsite I mean my lovely home.

I wonder if Tony and you other people go experience this or am all alone in this world. If not drop me a line and we can hook up like a catfish and a worm.

#13: Are you available? HeeHee Love your post!!

#13: Are you available? HeeHee Love your post!!

I kind of feel sorry for her tho..

Does this not sound like BS to anyone else? The Superficial receives an anonymous email? Who the fuck would write this site with any exclusive information. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.

Do the retards who believe this call the National Enquirer "the newspaper"?

This says more about Tony Romo than Jessica. To sit there and set someone up, that he is acting like a boyfriend to, and then sit there and make fun of her to his friends? So high school. He just went 10 notches down in my book.

First of all I don't know why everyone is so hard on the girl, she seems like shes a lot nicer individual than most of them out there. Secondly I am happy to see that I am not the only one that feels disgust, if this is proven to be true. I personally wish her the best and that she finds someone that will make her happy. First of course she has to be happy with herself. It is hard enough to break up in private but when your break up is public, and we all know what they say about opinions........

Wow a professional athelete acting like a child.

The dumbest chick on the planet acting dumb

shocking

poor Jess, I heard her dentist just dissed her flossing skills as well.

when it rains it pours.

Hey #11 don't listen to # 15, he don't know shit.

In fact, the only thing better than an ugly, fat, psychotic chick is an ugly, ANOREXIC, psychotic chick with NO ARMS OR LEGS!!!

Dated one back in the late '60s. She used to latch onto Mr. Johnson like an Lamprey eel, then I'd put on a pair of elephant bells and just walk around town with her toungeing away like crazy. I guess mainly because she WAS crazy!

Good times man, good times indeed

So, she's a cutie who has insecurity issues - but which woman doesn't?

Hey, Romo, grow up and realize that handling the emotional part of a woman is HALF the work. Making her feel secure in bed is YOUR job, ya dumb Cowboy.

The second you date a jock, you're immediately inducted into the Dumb Bitch Hall of Fame. When you date an overrated jock who can't win a single playoff game, well, then, you get what you deserve.

Why do I get a feeling Tony Homo is going to have his worst season yet?

Well she IS from Texas y'know.

Way to go Romo... fuck them and leave them....what stupid bitch is next? Paris Hilton...

Way to go Romo... fuck them and leave them....what stupid bitch is next? Paris Hilton...