May 21 2008Jessica Simpson - wait for it - IN A BIKINI!

Ok, I'll say it: Nice tits!

It's like, I should be seeing boobs, but boobs aren't there...

I miss her

FIRST

I second that.

She's masterbating!

Maybe next time instead of using a cheap ass camera phone, they can get one of those ancient flashbulb cameras.

wow she is sooooo hot
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/4/23/short-shorts-sext-messaging.html

What a dumb cunt.

there

Someone actually made money from these photos?

Maybe try a photography class at your local community college.

Knowledge is Power!

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(Back by popular demand)

I think Jessica Simpson has great NATURAL CURVES which is unlike Kim Kardaskank's FAT INDUCED CURVES plus her implants to make her body look balanced, get attention, and fix her pear shaped figure. Jessica has a GREAT NATURAL RACK whereas Kim has those FAKE IMPLANTS that feel weird and unnatural. Give me a natural rack any day! Jessica does not cover her tight shapely ass when wearing a swim suit which is unlike Kim Kardaskank because she has to cover her big fat loose wide cellulite sagging ass with a towel or sarong. Kim only shows her huge ass when it has been photoshopped or airbrushed because she knows she is your typical fat Amercian that relies on girdles and body shapers to improve her body unlike Jessica Simpson.

Maybe next time instead of using a cheap ass camera phone, they can get one of those ancient flashbulb cameras.

or better yet, a daguerreotype

JACKSON

you are insane

you come on here everyday and say exactly why every woman is better than kim kardaskank

we get it, really

kim is gross and other people arent as gross.

cool. go find someone to have sex with you

@13

Aint gonna happen

I could've helped with that exam if she would have asked. I give a very thorough oral exam.

13. ribachini

Yeah this is true. Kim is an artificial pig. Fake tits, fake ass, nose job to hide
her heritage, let's black guy piss on her, covers herself up, etc. Why are you defending her? You obviously identify with her therefore you too are a black haired non causcasion fat pig. It's ok though.
NO. It's not. Maybe you haven't caught on yet here. Some of us (the super cools like me) hate fat pigs. It's that simple. Like you.
No go get yourself another big chunk of that self-medicating cake you have been grazing on all day. It will make you feel better. (cow)

Yawn....

That stupid bimbo isn't giving herself a breast exam. Romo told her he wanted to fuck her tits and she feeling around for a pussy ('cause she's retarded - get it)

#13

I forgot about the nose job! Thanks dude! I'll have to add it in my Kim Kardaskank comments.

Where is Tony Bozo...??? Probably rubbing sun tan oil on some bitches tits on the mainland...!!! With multiple drinks in hand no doubt!

My mistake, my comment was meant for #16.

Tits! Damn pap should get himself a decent camera!

Thankfully, Jessica Simpson is more than just ample breasts. She's done an excellent job as an actress and a singer, even though she's known for the Chicken of the Sea bit, a genius spat of words from her that keeps Jessica fresh in our minds.

Looking forward to your next big thing girl!

Randal

Blurriest. Photos. Ever!

#23

Jessica is cute and has a nice figure. She managed to make millions off her movie flops. Her albums were flops too. She needs to take voice lessons so she that annoying breathy sound while singing.

She's terrific. Yes, she'll never win a Nobel Prize for Medicine, but she's gracious and has a fantastic body. Those babies are natural. She was made well and she is proud of what she's got. Grainy, shmainy, at least these aren't pictures of that pig Kim or the idiotic Hills cast.

BOING!!! She's mine. All mine.

Randal,

Thanks for my afternoon dose of crazy.

I love me some nonsensical Randal posts.

Sincerely,

mrs. t

Next time, leave the Captain Crunch camera in the cereal box for the kids.

Those were probably taken by her dad on his camera phone. So very creepy, that guy.

#6, #22, #29

I love the camera comments! They are hilarious!

these pics suck. for the piece of ass that she is, this is hardly worth whacking off to.
and @30, you are prob right

good photos Joe! dirty bastard

Now that's a pretty piece of female meat. I hope that one day my angry bitch wife will change into sweet, sweet Jessica. She is the one I have been waiting for. Yum!

As bad as the blur is you can still see those big ass Chiclet teeth. This skeez is way too over-rated.

Pfft big fucking deal. I do that on the bus all the time.

whoever said jessica's breasts are natural is really, REALLY confused.

SALMA HAYEK & HALLE BERRY ARE THE BEST...

these pics are freaking creepy, like some kind of perv.
The girl is undressing and checking her boobs.......come on paps show some respect

38

HALLE BERRY HAS THOSE UGLY HARD IMPLANTS.

#37

You are confused because you have seen too many implants. Jessica is all natural. Check out the following video showing her bouncing boobs. Implants do not bounce like natural boobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdV-3YMnTtI

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/j_simpson_tits2.jpg

riiiight.. totally natural!!

I just thought I would beat the Russian Mob to the punch ....

The hell were these taken with, a 3 year old camera phone?

That should probably be "I Shit Not upon thee", I think.

I've seen Russian spy satellites provide better quality pics than this. Having said that the snapper was probably about 5 miles away at the time.

OK kids........do ya THINK that maybe she thought there was something in her bikini top? No....not her boobs. Just something that was bothering her? Sand, an itchy tag, maybe even a bug? I know that's not as much fun as "OMG she's masterbating!" Puleeze!

So, been watching a bit of TV. So far ZZ-top, Bryan Adams, Seal, etc have all been on American Idol - which is known already as the Death Star of opposing TV shows.
Cliff Notes : That's interesting Bink. Who's on Larry King tonight ?
Binky : Jesse Ventura, who was just on Howard Stern today saying 9/11 was an inside job. Like even just the scheduling points out, or - highlights - or like, screams - 9/11 was an inside job.
Cliff Notes : Well Bink, the American public aren't all up on the Nielsen's.

She looks beautiful and large sexy. I saw her new sexy photos on site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . co m " last week. It is said she is dating young billlaionaire on that site.

#16 and # 11 you two are so naive. look for a picture of kim as a child. it was shown on a show about oj simpson on E! and they showed a family picture. same nose! maybe she had a little lip work done but that picture going around the internet that claims to be her isnt. doesnt look one bit like her... its just an ugly armenian. and her ass is real kourtney and khloe have big asses too! god you people are pathetic. as for the tits... honestly who cares..... everyone on this site makes fun of girls with saggy boobs aka real boobs that just arent bolt ons. hers at least look natural

At #46: I agree with you, but why even bother, what can you expect from a dumbass who can't even spell -masturbating- correctly?

At #46: I agree with you, but why even bother, what can you expect from a dumbass who can't even spell -masturbating- correctly?

yeah they are not natural. She was born with milk monsters but they have since gone under the knife. I looked at Sara's link and they were huge and now they have been pared down. Too bad.
I really don't care. I am just waiting for my Viagra to kick in so I can spend an hour or two wackin' the willy to porn. Not that it is any of your concern so fuck off.

I'd hit it.

I've not heard of milk monsters? American passtime, yes?

And in other news-
So Jesse V goes on Larry King and they have him introduce himself and then they bring in a variety of panelists. Larry keeps lobbing questions to the panelists - who no one's ever heard of - and then gives Jesse, who looks like simmering Mount St Helen's about 20 secs to burb, then goes to commercial.
The highlight of the show was when the Republican shill guy complained FDR didn't fight in the second World War Two.
Larry, the shill?, pipes up : "But he couldn't walk."

( I wish I was making this up America - maybe check it out while you boogie to the new David Cook CD etc)

So I'm trying to edit that last post - to make it somewhat humorous - and all of a sudden it's already posted.
(These NSA pricks never know when to move.)

I dont think its even her!

Good point. #57
You obwee-us-lee good at analyzing current situWaYtions...
Inside job ?

Forget the bikini pictures, shes fuckin naked in that one picture.

Forget the bikini pictures -
Don't forget -
9/11 was an inside job.

I must admit Knee that last link of yours was a bit better than your 'Kelly on the Stairs effort"
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So, Inside job 'Asshole Cliff " ?
Cliff Notes : Inside job.

Yeah the feudal system will be back as the energy crisis looms. Martial Law will be enacted to let's say protect us from the terrorist (protect the interests from the scum of the earth - the poor). Gas will be $8 in a couple years and food is gonna keep rising. Fresh water is depleting rapidly.
Inside job?
Don't worry. History just keeps on repeating itself cuz there are too many idiots that don't read history.

The World as One!
Now get back to work slave.

I'm sorry but that's Jessica Simpson in a TOWEL not in a BIKINI....

Now I have really started to feel sorry for her. She keeps getting left, she can't get a job (really, would you want her running a cash register at Target?) and now her medical history is up for all the world to see.

@55 A Complaint I Heard From A Contemporary of FDR:
(Totally True) Many American farmers were raising pigs - too many - and there was no market so they were going broke. Our government told them "Quit raising pigs" but they didn't listen. The end result was that President Franklin Delanor Roosevelt had to buy all these pigs to save the farmers. Then he ordered them lined up in front of ditches and shot and buried (the pigs, not the farmers).

This happened at a time when millions of Chinese were starving to death and when asked why he didn't send the pigs to China, FDR responded "If I give them the pigs without their paying for them, what will happen to our market?" Mao Tse Tung was a rich child at the time and he was able to eat one meal every other day and watch much of his country starve to death. Mao Tse Tung developed an abiding hatred of the United States because of FDR.

Only Nixon could go to China.

more like jessica simpson swaddled in a towel! whoodeedo

Simpson is the hottest peice of white ass - period. I would bang her until my big black dick exploded.

@62 It wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Wow... a shoulder, a towel and a camera phone Good job Fish...

I would suck her ass hole until her head caved in.

#70 - Dude, you know she's part black, right?

Ha ha ha you aint gonna be just fine soon my friend. That title is the rate at which topsoil forms. We have used up half of our topsoil in this country in 250 years. Anyway, who cares? As long as the oligarchs are getting richer they will continue to fund the propaganda shows for the ignorant tough guys.
Inside jobs? You betcha! And the poor scum pay for it all!

WAKE UP FISH...new post pleasebefore I have to go to work, don't care how many rum and cokes you had last night, do your fucking job.

And yes I see my spacebar did not do it's job but I don't care..

FISH IS DEAD... DEATH TO FISH-HEADS!

FISH IS DEAD... DEATH TO FISH-HEADS!

you couldn't fucking pay me to be famous.

#42

I stand corrected. It appears that Jessica originally had nice full perky breasts and then she gained weight and then lost the weight and then had a breast lift and then she got implants. It is too bad she gained weight because she had nice natural breasts at one time.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html#4052

Is that Jessica? It's hard to tell from the freaking satellite photos.
Damn it paps! Where's the freaking super-telephoto lens so we could've counted the goose bumps on her nipples?

...............................................HANG LOOSE!!

#71 - yeah, the ass hole part is black

Maybe John Mayer dumped Jess because he was under the impression her boobs were real from her reality show (before implants). Implants feel fake and weird. Give me a real rack any day!

Fuck meeeeeeeee.

Jess isn't 100% natural. She's definitely had work done, but luckily it was good work.

She looks HAMMERED in these pictures. She has a glass in her hand in a couple, and the way she's slouched against the wall in another suggest that she's pretty drunk.

Not that that's a problem. I'm nearing the finish of a bottle of wine myself.

Also, these are not bikini pics. These are blurry, swaddled in towel pics. It is nice that she was tipsy enough to start fondling herself, but still.

LAME.

I bet Nick is so glad he has Vanessa now and not this bimbo anymore. She just makes herself look dumber and dumberer in every photo she's in. Get all the bootie you can Tony!!!

She should give herself a breast exam, she is going to get cancer with all those big bizarre moles she has. One on her clavicle looks like it even bleeds.

I would shove my tongue so far up her anal orifice I could give her a tonsilectomy in one smooth quick motion!!!!!!!

da bitch gots cancer lumps all about she breastisziz yo, sheeooottt booiiyyy!!!

Bombshell!

Her sisters career might be doing better, but she is still the prettier one.

http://www.sweetredwines.info

LOL I stumbled on this site via Google somehow...never knew so many fuckin losers visit sites like this pathetic one so frequently...keep jackin off to celebrity pics FUCKIN FAGGOT PUSSY LOOOOOSERSS!! LMAO