May 21 2008Jessica Alba's brother didn't get the invite (Awkward.)
Jessica Alba's own brother, Josh Alba, didn't even know his sister got married. In fact, he seemed quite stunned he even had a sister. That's odd. If Jessica Alba were my sister, I'd be more stunned by how often I drilled a hole in the shower wall respected the boundaries and social mores of the time. Us Weekly reports:
"My sister!? I'm going to have to call her!" Josh Alba said when Us Weekly alerted him to the news Tuesday.
When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us "Well, he's my brother in law now!"
Us Weekly, you guys are aces. Way to A.) tell a man he's not invited to his own sister's wedding while B.) essentially calling his new brother in law a dick. I mean, couldn't you at least slipped it in there that Jessica Alba has the acting ability of a bowl of soup? Yeesh. Talk about sloppy reporting.
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Reader Comments
1. LB - May 21, 2008 10:18 AM
zzzzzz....
2. cm - May 21, 2008 10:20 AM
Why is this news worthy? She has the personality of a rock!!!!!!
3. mimi - May 21, 2008 10:21 AM
FISH SUKS and BRITNEY ROCKS!
4. roastbeef - May 21, 2008 10:29 AM
Yuk I can't stand her and her stupid face and her better-than-everyone-else attitude.
5. eh - May 21, 2008 10:34 AM
that is so freaking funny. image how he would feel hahaha thats Gold !!!!!
6. Poor Jessica - May 21, 2008 10:37 AM
Why can't anyone understand that it is very embarrassing for the world to know that I'm such a bimbo that even my nobody boyfriend wouldn't marry me without a shot gun?
7. Speedy Gonzalez - May 21, 2008 10:50 AM
I think she didn't invite him cause he is Mexican.
8. Speedy Gonzalez - May 21, 2008 10:50 AM
I think she didn't invite him cause he is Mexican.
9. DS - May 21, 2008 10:58 AM
The Alba bitch strikes again
10. Expert on Everything - May 21, 2008 11:05 AM
While Jess is visually hot, as soon as she opens her mouth it's obvious that this girl has been told her whole life how pretty she is and has skipped over any learning regarding substance. Now that she's preg. she looks like a bitch. A fat mean dingy bitch empty shell of a human being. PS. who the hell is cash warren and who names their kid cash? they're both one step up from spencer and heidi.
11. Productivity Improvement - May 21, 2008 11:28 AM
Thanks for posting a bunch of boring shit this week! My productivity has increased at work!
12. tyer - May 21, 2008 11:34 AM
@ 11. Die.
Alba is the epitome of talentless.
13. sj - May 21, 2008 11:36 AM
He finally agreed to marry her, but only after she agreed to being pimped out by him in order to promote his brilliant "business idea" of online staring contests.
14. Mississippi - May 21, 2008 11:37 AM
I didn't invite my brother to my wedding.. He'll get over it haha..
15. gerard Vandenberg - May 21, 2008 12:37 PM
This really is a "DANGEROUS" whore.
This is the person who would sell her own mum or dad because of her "CAUSE"!!
She is an extremely egomaniac who thinks the other celebs are her friend.
There is simply no place/room for ORDINAIRY people!!
DOES SHE ALSO BELIEVE FAIRY-TALES?
16. shocked - May 21, 2008 1:10 PM
wow is she ever fat! Lay off the beers!
17. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 21, 2008 1:10 PM
She's looking just like Angelina Jolie here.
18. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 21, 2008 1:10 PM
She's looking just like Angelina Jolie here.
19. BunnyButt - May 21, 2008 2:47 PM
Sounds like she was trying to limit the embarrassment of marrying a guy named Cash by not inviting family members to the wedding. Her only smart move in an otherwise stupid situation.
20. ewwwwww, she has turned into an ugly fat whale, lookin' worse then - May 21, 2008 4:24 PM
Fucking overrated average ass moron, she's the most overrated woman in the history of the world and she was just average to begin with before getting pregnant to catch her husband, now she has turned into an ugly fat pig, ewwww. And she doesn't invite her own brother to her wedding? what kinda person does that? only this moron, pathetic, ewwwwww.
#19, are you fucking kidding or just blind? Alba only wishes! Angelina is stunning, this bitch is an average overrated moron who would kill to be half as good looking as Angelina.
21. Friendship - May 21, 2008 8:27 PM
That was pretty fucking funny
22. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 22, 2008 12:26 AM
@21 -I am sure YOU resemble a whale more than her! If you are American its pretty much a given that you are either an obese negro, white or mexican whale
23. girlagirla - May 22, 2008 4:09 AM
I think she looks cute here! Her clothes look nice. When I'm pregnant I hope I'm this cute!
24. The Pretty One - June 1, 2008 2:13 PM
To #22. first of all why does race have to be an issue. Why do you have to call people negro, white or mexican whales. That's rude and ignorant. And you must not be American and if you not keep yo foreign ass over in your country.
25. monae j - October 29, 2008 12:22 AM
why are you ppl talking about her like that. Im going to be the one who takes up for her, i love her alot, and she's not stuck up or anything, yes she pretty and when everyone tells you that your whole like your going to believe in it so much.
I dont think she's a bad actress either, i seen her movies and realized she was actually better than i thought. I thinks shes pretty pregnant too and im happy for her and cash.
My brother didnt invite me to his wedding, and it wasnt the end of the world, we're close and i got over it. Doesnt mean your stuck up or anything, could have been the spare of the moment.