May 8 2008Jessica Alba wants you to stare at her as long as you can

She's still fine.

There are worse things to stare at..

She is going to sag big time walking around braless what a dumb shit!

Her boobs are HUGE.

If the kid gets tired of milk, there seems to be plenty of pus available on her chin.

wtf?

She's pretty good at staring, i blinked pretty quickly, on the plus side once you get done w/ the blinking contest, you could spend the next few hours motor-boating the shit out of those boobs.....wow thems some big ones, very milky...mmmm

i see an elective c-section in her future.

How come the writer always says "video after the jump" and I can never find the video?
Where is this "After the jump"?

She looks like Britney in these pictures.

#9 - it's "after the jump onto Jimbo's back". It's an old expression that refers to how Jimbo's cellmates used to combine TV viewing with sodomy.

p.s. Don't tell him your name refers to Kentucky or it'll be a real buzzkill for him.

Whoa! I'll be in my masturbatorium.

/that is all

This is how much of a bitch she is - Cash Warren asked her if she'd ever give him a blowjob, she said "never" and then immediately went out and bought that Tootsie Pop.

I'd give my left nut to be that red tootsie pop.

She looks like crap in these pics; I never saw what was so special about her in the first place (okay, aside from the great figure; but obviously thats gone). She always just looked like your average, decent looking hispanic girl to me. I just saw a girl last week in Vegas on my vacation that looked exactly like her walking along the Vegas strip, and no one gave her the time of day or looked twice, etc. Except me, obviously,because I couldn't believe how much she looked like Alba; if it wasn't for the fact the girl wasn't preggo, I would have totally believed it was Alba.

God she is so damn beautiful. Even preggers I'd still tap that.

#14 - that's probably her standard deal.

3, Actually, it's bras that make breasts sag... shocker I know. Without the natural up and down motion, the skin starts to lose firmness.

wow she is sooooo ugly and fat!!!

wow she is sooooo ugly and fat!!!

wow she is sooooo ugly and fat!!!

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors actually, why can’t paper do this to people?

Why aren’t sheets of A4 ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?

I’ll tell you why. Paper can’t beat anybody.

When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Is it wrong that I sat through the entire thing intently?

LMAO #5
Yeah, what a stupid beaner cunt.

vapid too.

She looks like a monkey

#22 Hehehheheehe, that made me gstm!!

Loving the Ukraine pattern in her dress.

Congratulations to you Jessica, you're a beautiful woman who will have just as beautiful children. All the best to you and your family.

Randal

anyone know what kind of sunglasses she is wearing? I love them

I think it's a girl.

I think it's a girl.

what is the name of the song that is playing?

what is the name of the song that is playing?

what is the name of the song that is playing?

What do you expect from Jessica Alba? Chess contest?

She looks just like Britney when Brit was really cuckoo last month.

#22 - you just made me laugh more than I can ever remember - keep up the stong work with your postings!!!! Thank you cuz this has been a crappy week and you made me smile and almost piss my pants!

OMG, she looks so hot super beautiful~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~@@@@@@@@@@@@@@. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Give it a fucking rest "TREE". At least be more creative in your oh-so-slick spam that you think have people going,"Gee, is she REALLY dating a billionaire???. I think I will go to that site and check it out." The funny part is every time you spam you say the chick is dating a BILLIONAIRE like billionaires are a dime a dozen. So far according to you there must be a least a 1000 billionaires using a dating site. Retard.

"What do you expect from Jessica Alba? Chess contest?"

A Chess contest? Uh, that would be called a Chess match. Just because the only competition you were ever in was a wet T-shirt CONTEST doesn't mean when two people compete in a game of strategy and wits it is automatically dubbed a contest. Bimbo.

i think her glasses are gucci

Whoa! She has horrible skin... I agree with #15. I never got the fuss.

The Song is Tribulations by the LCD Soundsystem.

Everybody makes mistakes
but i feel alright when i come undone
you are not making me wait
but it seems alright as long as something's happening
i try to make you late
but you fighting me off like a fire does
you try making me wait
but it feels alright as long as something's happening

get your payments from the nation
for your trials and tribulations

you try to make me wait
you come around when it's come undone
everybody makes you late
and it's never you because you're always thinking
i try making you wait
and give you me some like you give it good
everybody makes mistakes
but it seems it's mine that always keep on stinging

get your payments from the nation
for your trials and tribulations
x2

you try making me wait
but you come undone when you come undone
everybody makes mistakes
but it's always mine that seem to keep on sticking

get your payments from the nation
for your trials and tribulations
x5

You're Welcome.

Well, actually, she just needs some Proactive for her chin, it seems...

Now who actually own's that cd?

ME!

#39

My dear imbecile, I am sincerely sorry that your IQ is even lower than Alba's: that "contest" following "chest", sweetie, was simply to emphasize "comparison and contrast", something that no one will expect from anyone with your so-called intelligence.

And I'm sorry that you are so dumb, not to mention an expectedly unimaginative conformer, that the "wittiest" thing you could come up with the word "contest" was "wet t-shirt contest."

Just a friendly advice, sweetheart, next time, before you criticize someone's writing, first learn when to use "your" and "you're."

THANKS DJAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She was quite plump... btw, she looks funny, guys like a naturally fit, young, confident woman, not a freak like her... my brother, a handsome guy at ~~~casualloving.com said.

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

That was pretty easy, wasn't it?

that was really silly. cute.

She looks gorgeous and natural! Way to go Girl!

She looks gorgeous and natural! Way to go Girl!

lol fuck dat bitch i bet she likes teh cock

She looks slightly cross-eyed.

At least she's finally creating something worthwhile.

@43: kitty_kat - I've got some of my own Proactive for her chin.

At least it's be a better use of time than starnig at a computer screen. What a tool.

I don't get it. What's the big deal about her?

I do like the zits on her chin. That is a turn on.

Those aren't zits their herpes sores ZING!

what song is that (the one playing during the video)?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW man, she looks even worse than Britney, at first I thought it was Britney, then I realized it was even worse.
I can't believe anyone finds this insanely overrated cow attractive. Before, I could understand when she was coated in gallons of professional makeup and dressed by the best stylist attemting their hardest to make her look hot, put in movies and magazines completely photoshoped and airbrushed with digital enhancing and special effects after all the makeup and that, sex-objectified and trying their hardest to maker her look appealing, then I could understand that with all that shit on someone would confuse this overrated average chick for someone attractive, without all that she's someone you wouldn't even notice or gland twice at if you walked past by down the street, but now, it's even worse. Her average face with that new fat body is just, ewwww, get the hell outta here please, you're 15 minutes are so over and overrating can take you this far. Next, please, and hopefully someone who's actually HOT, not like this overrated average chick.

FUCKING DISGUSTING.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. How can this chick be so, disgusting, and how could anyone possible find this gross chick who happens to be the most overrated woman in the world good looking? She's UGLY. And FAT. And full of zits and herpes.
Even Britney is hotter and prettier than she is.

How rare: an unwed pregnant bimbo.

she looks even worse.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"W e a l t h y Dater.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

59, The song is Tribulations by LCD Soundsystem.

as always. First she wears a sheer dress to the Kid’s Choice Awards where you can see her pregnant nipples, because she's an attention whore, then she hawks her dumb movie, while helping to promote Cash’s site?

Go have your “nerdy, brown” baby and go away.

==========She has said that she’s boring, a nerd and not sexy. I happen to agree with her.

#66

That's an insult to nerds: at least some of them have brain.

@ 15- It's HER BODY YOU JEALOUS FAT WHORE, MEN LOVE BODIES MORE THAN ANYTHING AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT SHE WILL GET HER FIGURE BACK RIGHT AFTER SHE GIVES BIRTH, NOT THAT SHE HAS LOST IT, JUST LIKE PALTROW.