May 1 2008Jessica Alba wants you to see her prego-boobs
I know what you guys are thinking: "He can't end on a Heidi Montag post!" And, you're absolutely right. Where are my manners? To make up for my terrible faux pas here's something that's hot, unusual, a bit off the beaten path and won't be around for very long. I'm, of course, talking about a pregnant Jessica Alba wearing a see-through shirt and no bra to restrain her milk jugs. I've said it once and I'll say it again: Lactation is the bee's knees. (Except for that whole part where the baby pops out. That's more like the bee's taint if you will. Medically speaking.)
NOTE: Uncensored pics are possibly NSFW depending on how good you are at squinting and making out blurry nipples.
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Reader Comments
1. BIGsteamyONE - May 1, 2008 5:48 PM
i love preggo boobies
2. jesse - May 1, 2008 5:51 PM
Those pics are totally photoshopped
3. o.0 - May 1, 2008 5:52 PM
Weird.
4. Anexio - May 1, 2008 5:52 PM
Bug eyes!
She groos
5. FRIST!!! - May 1, 2008 5:53 PM
I finger my ass hole to knocked up alba's tits. I'll also fuck her child when it is born.
6. mixedmartialartvideos.com - May 1, 2008 5:53 PM
made my day
7. The Real Scooby Doo - May 1, 2008 5:55 PM
Got milk?
8. Ted Mosby - May 1, 2008 5:55 PM
I need some cookies to go with that milk.
9. L - May 1, 2008 5:56 PM
#6, if this made your day you should consider ending your life.
Oh, mediocrity strikes again.....yawn.....
10. The Real Scooby Doo - May 1, 2008 5:56 PM
Got milk?
11. Ted Mosby - May 1, 2008 5:57 PM
I need some cookies to go with that milk.
12. restingonlaurels - May 1, 2008 6:00 PM
#9 i often think that of my own life when i find myself delighting in reading comments such as these and then stumble across one like #1.
13. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong - May 1, 2008 6:06 PM
Mmmm....Jessica Alba with bigger boobs. That's like winning the lottery and waking up to find out your penis is three times larger.
14. B - May 1, 2008 6:07 PM
Stupid bitch is going to get saggy tits going around braless!
15. Barkingrex - May 1, 2008 6:13 PM
Awe droppin loads all over your fucking nipple
16. Grace - May 1, 2008 6:15 PM
lmao - she's really "glowing", huh? I can't even imagine how bitchy she is now, considering her natural starting point.
17. Rick - May 1, 2008 6:18 PM
This is just like she is during sex - sullen expression, mouth tightly closed.
18. Prudence - May 1, 2008 6:20 PM
#17
And then when you finish she say it good with a sullen expression.
19. mcbeef - May 1, 2008 6:24 PM
it will make my day when #6 ends their life.
20. Buck P Stone - May 1, 2008 6:37 PM
Ms. Frowny is just askin for milk stains all over her clothes by going braless. She'll be frowning even more when that happens in 5 minutes.
21. ldsqtbea - May 1, 2008 7:08 PM
totally agree with #14
22. someone not usually here at this time - May 1, 2008 7:27 PM
are you kidding me? That is the stupidest picture. Wow. You can almost sort of see an aereola. Ka-RAZY!!!! Fucking dipshits.
23. BliZzard - May 1, 2008 7:43 PM
Ehrm... yeah I think I see something :P
24. Zipp - May 1, 2008 7:49 PM
and another one bites the dust.
25. Overrated Mexican skank - May 1, 2008 7:55 PM
Is this mongrel whore even married?
26. fucking bored stuck at work still - May 1, 2008 8:13 PM
for cryin in the night, I sure am glad I'm usually home by now. This site sucks at this time of day.
27. Maloney - May 1, 2008 8:30 PM
cripes, is she still pregnant?
28. Erica - May 1, 2008 9:34 PM
Ew, her nips look gross. Who got her pregnant anyways?
29. fag-hole - May 1, 2008 9:36 PM
This broad is so Vanilla.
Besides the generic "pretty" shit, what makes her so appealing???
30. Nosey - May 1, 2008 9:59 PM
Boobs are so overrated. I'm a nose man myself.
31. Fighting to be FHM #1 Again - May 1, 2008 10:17 PM
Now that Megan Fox took her old title, she needs to do something extra to win it back.
32. Knee Ya Ha Ha - May 1, 2008 10:36 PM
Wowsa!
'Frank' , from 16th floor, just come over and we have bit of popcorn. We click red stars and 'WoWsa!'
Most action we've had in month (and 'Frank' married.)
Cliff Notes : Cute Knee, but it's May 1.
(Not that I could imagine any 'action' ever increasing for you)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : We have different calendar Notes! And 'Frank' say you 'smarty trousers' asshole.
33. Igottabemeeee - May 1, 2008 11:06 PM
#30 - I'm fascinated. Are small pudgy noses Teh Hawtness, or do you go for the big ol' Jimmy Durante type schnozola that you can really get a hold of?
34. gerard Vandenberg - May 1, 2008 11:24 PM
SHE STILL LOVES THE PROSTITUTE-BUSINESS BY SHOWING HER NIPPLES!!
...............................................how much?
35. Anal Fistula - May 1, 2008 11:45 PM
why are these NSFW? you can't see anything...maybe "you had to be there"....
36. j - May 1, 2008 11:46 PM
25, it's a great thing we've got someone like you with high morals on the prego-boobs site.
37. Xopher - May 2, 2008 2:02 AM
Another vote for "I'd hit it twice!"
38. asscrack - May 2, 2008 2:48 AM
mmmm those look good, plus some milk!!
39. Sasha - May 2, 2008 4:44 AM
I have never understood what is so attractive about Jessica Alba. A lot of people tell me I look like her, and I do not take it as a compliment. She is so plain.
40. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 2, 2008 5:52 AM
@9 what if 6 saw this post at like 1 minute past midnight? Should they still be killed? I say yeah actually - just because it would be fun!
41. Skank Man Myself (amoral) - May 2, 2008 6:59 AM
Yeah it certainly is repulsive how women now flaunt themselves. Enlarged mammaries are a product of the need to nourish a baby, right? These tasteless one-trick (that being their whore sex appeal) sluts utilize a biological aspect of maternity to capitalize on selling their whoredom for notoriety.
So yeah j. And yes I hate that there are millions of mexicans here all over the streets and welfare offices all over the US stealing from us. Look at the bus stops. What percentage of AMERICAN born kids do you see. What will the next generation be like? Dat's ok. What do you care ? Let em give our country away.
42. gus - May 2, 2008 8:01 AM
What do people see in her? She's no beauty.
43. bigjerm - May 2, 2008 8:02 AM
when she hears a baby cry now, those things will start leaking.
44. Randal - May 2, 2008 8:30 AM
Porker who was porked. Oink-oink is this bitch a lard-ass. Why must women continue eating their slices of American Pie over and over until they're bloated circus freaks? Even her eyelids are fat.
Stop showing us these over-fed piglets, Fish. Now those Sudanese kids have it right: Their women know how to keep off the pounds and not end up looking like Fatricia McFatfat.
45. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 2, 2008 9:01 AM
Nice funbags..... I wonder if being pregnant made her grow a personality too?
46. CS - May 2, 2008 9:14 AM
That's awesomely awesome. I've been dying to see nips since that crap with Dane Cook. Alba boobs make life worth living. YOU ROCK SUPERFISH DUDE!
47. Peter - May 2, 2008 9:56 AM
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
48. chiharu - May 2, 2008 10:06 AM
these are the most unflattering pictures of jessica alba i've ever seen.
49. masterless - May 2, 2008 10:46 AM
Oh man, I would love to suck on those nipples for hours. Got Milk!?
50. lula - May 2, 2008 10:47 AM
you all are fucked
51. costamar - May 2, 2008 10:50 AM
And to top it all, she's got puffies!!!
52. costamar - May 2, 2008 10:50 AM
And to top it all, she's got puffies!!!
53. costamar - May 2, 2008 10:51 AM
And to top it all, she's got puffies!!!
54. toolboy - May 2, 2008 11:36 AM
"Blurry Nipples" - Don Ho's second most requested song.
55. CindyM - May 2, 2008 11:56 AM
Jesus, people. Settle down. It's a pregnant woman with larger breasts. I hate to see what you'd all do if you found her actually breastfeeding her child. Probably push the baby out of the way and latch on for dear life!
56. The Real Alba - May 2, 2008 12:58 PM
#48
That's Alba without hours of makeup effort or airbrush.
57. mytwocents - May 2, 2008 1:25 PM
NOW maybe she will stop saying I am such a serious talent and person....I mean what person who goes to a popular hollywood restaurant goes braless dont' you realize it's going to be in the paper...she is the girl who once said "i don't show much skin"
she is boring and on top of it she is a hypocrite.
She does all these things to be a sexy symbol but then says whatever do you mean
58. Skip Smith - May 2, 2008 1:35 PM
But I love the bee's taint!
59. chris - May 2, 2008 1:46 PM
shes soooo hot even though shes preggo!! GRRR
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2008/4/23/short-shorts-sext-messaging.html
60. fygu - May 2, 2008 1:51 PM
Beautiful face. And are puffy nips a good thing or a bad thing? :/
61. she's looking gross and oily - May 2, 2008 4:05 PM
The beyotch is looking gross. But at least she grew out some boobs and is no longer flat chested. Too bad for her that when she's done nursing her boobs will go back to flat, but stretch-maked and saggy. I bet ya $1 the bitch showed her nipples intentionally to get some attention. She's that much of a hoe. She will pretend it was an accident and that she's an innocent prude though. She's a huge hypocrite.
62. she's the most overrated woman in history - May 2, 2008 4:17 PM
Is this chick supposed to be attractive? I don't get it, never got it. She's average cute at best like millions of chicks out there are average cute, but definitely not beautiful and definitely not hot or anything gawkable at all. I know she's always sex-objectified and acting like a complete slut wearing gallons of professional makeup, plus photoshop, special effects, digital enhancing etc in all of her movies and photos, and that's what makes her appealing to some people, but without that she's nothing. She's pure overrating. Heck, she's the most overrated woman in the world without a doubt. She's no better looking than any cute chick you randomly see walking down the street. At least now she has boobs, but they won't last for too long. VERY OVERRATED.
63. amanda - May 2, 2008 4:25 PM
how funny are these! wanna hook up?
http://www.onfirebeerpong.com/Products/Clothing/College+Tonight+T-Shirt
64. FamousPlastic - May 2, 2008 11:55 PM
That dress isn't see through you retards. It has a nude-colored lining. Notice that you can't see the outline of her areola?
65. despair - May 3, 2008 4:19 AM
the most beautiful thing she said was that she felt like she was 16 again. leave her alone you empty souled its.
66. losers - May 3, 2008 4:25 AM
she has an allure that far exceeds cute or beauty. she has an innocent soft appeal that none of you welfare mamas could ever comprehend much less emulate. as for you wifebeater wearing hobo high school dropout tacobell working in dudes writing rubbish; you could never, ever afford it. so shut it one and all, just shut it. haters from being the pc living empty shallow lives worrying about how to pay bills while surviving off the government or at best: making minimum wage at a job which reinforces the fact that you are indeed a loser. hear the truth, process it, accept it. know it.
67. Who Are the Real Losers - May 3, 2008 10:19 AM
#66
I see. Is that why her boyfriend of two years did not want to commit to her so she had to get knocked up to make him do it?
It exceeds cuteness when the real losers can't tell the difference between "innocent" and "idiotic" and that, having no life, will post late Friday nights and say others are the losers.
#65,
She felt like she was 16 again with respect to her face being puffed up like a teenager's: it was nothing deep like pure, innocent or even romantic. Just a little word of advice: never expect anything beautiful or deep coming from anyone with less than average IQ, like Alba.
68. this bitch is sooo insanely overrated and where the fuck are the good looks? I don't see any. Plain - May 3, 2008 12:55 PM
BOOOOOOOOORING overrated bitch. Next, please. Now give us something that is actually hot. Where's Kim Kardashian?
69. Da Man - May 3, 2008 11:31 PM
OH MAN I was hoping these pics were more translucent. Even after close examination of each pic I can't see nips hardly at all. That said, she's got milk which is the only thing offsetting the fact she got preggers and her cooch is about to explode, ruining it for evermore. Fukc Cash the Ass he's a money grubbing leech.
PS: Sasha #39 if you look like Jessica it's time to step up to this!
70. jfowr - May 4, 2008 4:17 PM
She is gorgeous. I saw her more photos like this at a internet community called B L A C K W H I T E K I S S .C O M yesterday, where all single women are welcome since so many handsome black and white single men are there for a right girl..
71. Dan - May 5, 2008 4:04 PM
@ no 5-your the reason there should be manatory castration for douchebags!
72. TK - May 8, 2008 2:06 AM
My wife is pregnant and if anyone ever called her fat I'd beat their fucking skull in.You people make me sick.Calling a pregnant woman fat,and ugly.Thats like calling a turtle slow,no shit.
73. Johnny Vodka - May 8, 2008 11:00 AM
She's pregnant? When the fuck did this happen?!