May 23 2008Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer having all kinds of kinky sex

For the 1st time ever...1st!

But i wanna be ross

Somehow that wasn't all I thought it'd be. I'm left empty... the exact opposite of Jennifer/s vagina...

I'd fuck her. I'd fuck her until Polly came along.

Who the hell reports such things to Star? And who the hell wants to know?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....John Mayer wang...never wanted a Mayer weiner soooooo bad...

OK, I hate this guy...

John Mayer and his publisist report this stuff to Star and idiots like us read about out it. Next we'll hear about how he's reallly into Karma Sutra. What a Tool.

OK, I love this guy.

ha.

*jealous*

He must be carrying around a bag of roofies to get these women to agree to sleep with him.

Oh, #1 - you are a douche

It is nice that sources closest to Jen blab to the tabloids...if you believe this I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

Sadly, while we talk about how we hate him, he's probably got his cock halfway up Jen's asshole. Which reminds me, shit, I missed that fucking doctor's appointment again!

Does kinky now mean unoriginal and cheesy? just wondering

You shouldn't have to use an ice cube to give a girl goosebumps...

#12:

Go kill yourself, you cocksucking, limp dicked, spooge slurping motherfucker.

PS: Fuck you!

They like to roleplay - she's a level 4 unfunny big-nosed c*nt and he's King Dildo of Shittenband

What a dumb, dumb, dumbfuck. Regardless of his level of douche, he could bag way better tail than this old never was.

How the hell does this "source" know?

I'm sorry, does anyone believe this guy has a big dick? Of course not, he IS a big dick, but no way he has one.

She is looks nice girl. I saw, the man's name on different internet page, he was called Oscar Mayer, I see name John here. My frends, you can tell me which is right name? (many thanks happy face)

Ha, whoever is doing John Mayer's PR work deserves a raise. Planting stories about what a dynamo he is in the sack and how girls "brag" about his cock is the oldest trick in the book and a sure sign of some kind of cover-up.

Dude either can't get it up or he's gay. They're just trying to frontload all these types of rumors before the real one comes outs. Pun intended?

Uninteresting AND appalling at the same time. Sort of like a zit faced cashier at 2 am at Taco Bell..

If you didn't know already, Dilawar from Bangalore is one of the spammers.

I think everyone better start learning to get along and learn to live with each other or there will be no more world to live in. Make friends online and all around the world . Maybe you can try "+++****I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m"+++***** which is a niche interracial dating service.

25- you frighten me..

When he says "let's pretend I'm the girl" it's not role playing.

This is not helpful. Does he put on a diaper and want to be nursed by mommy? Does he play the shoe store clerk and lick her feet clean at her command? Please, give me something to work with here.

Um... That's not a "smile" she can't wipe off her face.

It'll take a Brillo pad and acetone to get that John Mayer Industrial Strength spooge off her face...

Whipped cream and ice cubes are not kinky…….motorized gardening tools and house pets are kinky.

Lucky bitch!

C'mon Jen let's role play. I'm going to be a talented blue-eyed soul singer, and you are a respected hollywood film star on a deserted isl... Stop laughing, seriously it'll be hot..

How did they get hold of this?

Bogus.

She has a horseface and small tits. I wouldn't hit it because I've had much better

Also role-play?
Wouldn't that involve acting?

Can't involve Aniston then

Role playing with a women over 35 means imagining that they are sexually attractive.

sure u have joco#34, thats y u live in ur parents basement and have 3 day old underwear on as we speak.

whipped cream and ice cubes huh.. sounds like what a 13yr old who just read her first cosmogirl would describe as kinky.

I am surprized that the tabs even sell anymore with all crap they
come out with. You know a friend isn't going to say any of this
and Jen certainly doesn't do it. Every time she has a date, it's
almost the same thing. They have even linked her with people she
doesn't know. Their source is some one working there with
wild ideas. People is using fairly relieable, US has a one track
mind, Life and Style, Star and The National Enquirer are almost
never true. They aren't worth buying anymore. In Touch and OK
sometimes come up with good articles but not all the time.

I'd role play with her..I'll dress up like a jockey and ride Jen like Big Brown in the Preakness...Giddy-up Gal...Giddy-up!!!

24, no shit. Really? We never could've guessed.

I've never been a fan of Jennifer Aniston. She always seems to have a snobby attitude. I don't know if celebrities realize this, but when they are being overpaid as much as they are, you better smile for those cameras that keep their asses famous. The world needs to rethink paying celebrites millions for what they do. Doctors and people that really help this world need to be paid millions, not money hungry divas.

I've never been a fan of Jennifer Aniston. She always seems to have a snobby attitude. I don't know if celebrities realize this, but when they are being overpaid as much as they are, you better smile for those cameras that keep their asses famous. The world needs to rethink paying celebrities millions for what they do. Doctors and people that really help this world need to be paid millions, not money hungry divas.

I have noticed un upsurge in these John Mayer hetero-sex plant type items since Perez outed him for them making out at a club in NYC.

36- that's just uncalled for..

I'm not 35. But it IS my birthday today!!

@45 Right on!! Have a good birthday Veggi.

this is just publicist horseshit. she's almost forty and probably takes anything she can get -- as long as it's got representation. he could care less. this is just trying to make an extremely uninteresting (as is anything relating to jennifer aniston) coupling into something "spicy" for their collective profile. give it up. you just can't make aniston interesting, no matter what you do -- she's kind of like colin farrell in that regard -- you can prop her up in front of as many people as you want, but she can't carry a film and she's not that interesting. i'm sorry, agents, you're nearing the end of this one's utility unless, like the SEX AND THE CITY women, you recycle them once more into their prior incarnations.

aniston WAS very attractive ten years ago, btw, now she's aging very gracefully and old news.

All these rumors are the best fucking thing that's ever happened to John Mayer-and that includes the Grammy. At the very least, he gets endless one-night-stands for the rest of his life.

*puts on a silly hat and starts drinking straight vodka in honor of Veggi's b-day*

It's my happy UN-birthday today veggi :)

John Mayer is about as straight as a crooked politician. IE he ain'tt The faggoty boy needs to just come clea already and give it up to Texas Tranny. We will all respect him mre after he admits it. Until then, I hope Jen gets an STD from his nasty oil stick.

SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE SOO JEALOUS OF JOHN! ahahaha He's hawt as hell ESPECIALLY after reading this post. OH MAN, I like LOVE him now! See how far you can get with sex if you do it right, boys? Take notes...

# 30 . I'm still laughing . Thanks.

Why am I not surprised Jennifer Aniston had trouble roleplaying?

Wow, almost 40 and just getting into the fun parts of sex? No wonder Brad ran from her ass and went to Angie, he had more fun the 1st night with Jolie than in 5 years with boring Maniston.

Oh and all that shit the Star is reporting is bullshit. Anyone can report they have a big wang if no one has ever seen it. Mine makes the bull elephants envious. See how easy it is!

yeah, i'm sure a close friend would report all that to the tabloids.

I didn't think it was possible to want this man even more..but I guess it is now. Hot damnn. Well, even if all this stuff is bullshit, I STILL want him.

I wonder if he gets to shove it up her shitter? I wish I could!

doesn't sound too kinky

John Mayer is boring.

i wonder if she dressed up like princess leia again? remember like on the episode of friends? ok rose, i know you are reading this, so i know you know what im talking about! hahahahahahahahahaha! that was great!

Oh, I wish I were an John Mayer wiener
That is what I truly want to be
'Cause if I were an John Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.

What I find funny is that so many of the people on here believe this crap the mags put out. Then you go on to put down john or jen as if the crap is true. This is just magazines trying to come up with a new storyline.

She looks like a little child

There are unconfirmed rumors

they are just kidding

Mayer is leaking these stories since Perez came out with the making out story with Perez.. Mayer seems to enjoy swinging with men. Jen is an old faded out hag. That don't have any thing going on.

I hate John Meyer. He tries so hard to be hip and interesting. He is a terrible writer and now he has a sleeve tattoo? Could you possibly be more original? Nah, you are nothing but a copy cat. That's why you got Pitt's sloppy seconds.

Good for Jen. She deserves something great for a change!