May 23 2008Jenna Jameson thinks she's Angelina Jolie

the blonde, very pretty, the eyes, I say very scary

QUACK QUACK QUACK

Ah, duck face is back. Anyone have any stale bread to throw at her?

I love women who are famous for thier abilty to be sodomized on camera.

I think it would be interesting being her kid. Eighth grade would be a real treat.

What the hell is going on with her eye makeup?

Who's worse; Jenna for fucking her face up and looking like a duck or Tito for fucking said duck?

Good luck trying to get Tito to father your babies.........it's a well documented fact that he has blown every fag from Venice Beach to Costa Mesa.

I met this porn broad after a show I did at Ceasar's. I had too many scotches, tripped, and my face bumped into her breast. I asked if her heart was as big as her bosoms, would she forgive me? Jenna answered, if your schmeckle is as long as your nose, I'm in room 515. Zing!!

Cleopatra?

hot woman

It will be the easiest birth ever. When the little squirt is ready, he will just fall out of her gaping vagina. You know, from being double stuffed on camera so many times.

p.s. Vote Democrat if you want your taxes raised!

She's starting to look normal again.

Too bad about the make-up.

Why is she wearing a big safety pin on her dress?

I tried to come up with something witty to say about that eye makeup.....but I got nothin'..........

I wonder if she has beef curtains? Would go great with au jus.

Thats her "nipple" ring, the dumb ass put it on AFTER she got dressed.

Hard to believe she is 34, she looks more like 44. Ruined her face, way too young to have had plastic surgery.

#13. STFU you moron. Would you like it if I said "Vote for Mc Cain if you like a flip-flopping hostile old man who wants us in an ilegal war killing more Americans"? Didn't think so. So keep it relevant to annoying starlets or go listen to Rush (the band, not the comedian).

I don't think she can even get pregnant, she must have surely built up some kind of immunity to sperm after all that she's had shot all over her. IF by some miracle she has a kid, he's gonna be able to walk out of there standing up.

I think I just fell in love with Jumpin J..

I'm going to vote for Obama just to piss off #13

What's wrong #19, did your wife leave you for a real man while you were blowing your boyfriend? I am Barak Obama, the new black messiah! Kneel at my feet because I can do no wrong!

I love white women, even the ones with crazy eye makeup! Relevent enough?

She looks absolutely rediculous.

34?????????????????????????????????????????????????

Jebus. I'd believe it if it said she was 48. Holy shiz. Too many times too many dudes too many stitches. YIKES.

"I met this porn broad after a show I did at Ceasar's. I had too many scotches, tripped, and my face bumped into her breast. I asked if her heart was as big as her bosoms, would she forgive me? Jenna answered, if your schmeckle is as long as your nose, I'm in room 515. Zing!!"

Ew. So your peepee is now ridden with an army of STDs, right?

Neither Jenna Jameson nor Paris Hilton should become mothers. That is all.

it looks like she stuck scary eye stickers on where her eyes should be - does anyone else see that?

Nice to see Jenna going for a more natural look.

#13 / #23: No, yo' mama did. Guess that makes a better man than you, racist idiot. Come out of your basement when your done wacking off. It's a very nice day.

Someone should tell her that she can't get pregnant swallowing jiz on camera.

The good news is she will not be lacking in audio/visual materials once her kids first ask where babies come from..

The hell she does...Angelina doesn't have "1 billion men" dick breath...

that is the most retarded eye makeup i've ever seen.......it makes her eyes look too close and crossed.

I'm glad women have pioneers like Angelina to follow, or else they wouldn't know that they're supposed to have babies.

What's up with the circus makeup? She looks ridiculous.

Too bad she's taken so many up the ass..and everywhere else. Quack, quack, oink oink.. She really was hot in her early days. I have her first porno--she was 18, had normal tits, was wet and delicious.....

Poor Thing .......

Looks like she taking makup leasons from Amy Winehouse, but OH the lips dem lips have touched!!!

This ho bag is only 34 years old!?!?! That cannot be true ... it's like when Latino baseball players say they're 28 and then turn out to have been dead for seven years.

If she's 34, that means her vagina is at least 409.

Her vag NEEDS some 409

budumpum

"This is your brain on AIDS. Get the picture?"

Disgusting, worthless piece of trash. Crawl back into your hole for where you came.

She's 34?!

I thought she was at least 45... Now what's really scary is when I try to imagine what she will look like when she's actually 45.

Apparently her make-up artist hates her.

Yeh, I'm sure Angelina would be so flattered for the comparison, ha. The only way she's following in Angelina's footsteps is with the veiny, ropey arms; blech

What's up with all the whory eye makeup? Oh that's right she's a WHORE, so it must look alright!

Although she "MISSES" a few items!!

I hope she is not going to set a trend.
I would hate to see people around me with alien eyes like that.

what's with the retarded eye make up? I never saw Angelina wear that. Stupid slut.

oh jesus H christ, what the heck is she wearing on her face to make it look worse than it already is.!? Most ppl wear make up to make themselves look NICER, not the other way. She looks terrible now

what the fuck was she thinking when she put on that make-up???

this woman is disgusting, never mind the way she looks..how can she live with herself.

I thought she had the implants removed.

i have nothing original to say, i just can't take the last post being spam. jenna is a dirty whore.

Quel horreur!

Ugh. She better be careful with that safety pin on her shirt. It might pop her boob.

Before all the unnecessary plastic surgery on her face she was one of the most beautiful women that has ever walked on Earth. She was also one of the hottest women that has ever walked on Earth. Even though she ruined her face with plastic surgery, and considering she suffered of skin cancer and that she had to get a tumor removed (beware ladies, this is the price you pay for all that tanning, old leathery wrinkly sun damaged skin is bad, but cancer is a lot worse) I think she still looks really damn fine. In pictures she looks a lot worse, like a bad plastic surgery mess, but the other day I watched a recent interview with her on TV and I must say she looked really, really beautiful and very hot. She looks way worse in pictures than she does in reality, no comparison.

If you all saw her at a bar you'd start drooling, you'd have to pick your jaws off the floor and you'd get on your knees begging her to please have sex with you, because she's one of the hottest, most beautiful women you'd witness in your whole life, even with all that bad plastic surgery.

Wow, she is going to have gain some serious weight if she ever expects to get her period again so that she can even get pregnant. Women need enough body fat in order to menstruate. This woman looks like a concentration camp survivor. Or maybe she will just do like those other skinny celebrities and start taking fertility pills!

#61 she's not that skinny you fat whale, she was a lot skinnier but she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot healthier now, and the reason why she lost so much weight is because she had skin cancer you retarded moron.

#61 and by the way, just so you know, she was pregnant when she was diagnosed with skin cancer. she panicked so much when she found out she had cancer she had a miscarriage and lost the baby. hopefully she will have a baby soon.

"Baby #1: Mommy, where did all your money come from?

Jenna Jameson: DAMMIT, CALL ME ANGELINA! Tito, your kid's acting up again.

Tito Ortiz: Tito punch!"

Never happen. Children or not, Tito can't beat anyone under 40.

*cue the circus music* and in comes Jenna, yes hold the prop up and remember to smile, brainless whore. Go on and promote something new for the other sheeples in this country to salivate over. Anyone who finds *this* even somewhat attractive would fuck anything that moves, I wouldn't touch her with a 20 foot pole. That is all. ~MooseTang~

She looks like that bride of Frakenstein woman - Joyce Wildenstern? Angelina however is beautiful.

JJ's a burnt-out 34 yr old...all protruding knees and elbows and basically, used up....she's reaching, but not gonna find....

she's gross.

One word: Scary.

I think she's pretty. Yeah, she's a porn star, big deal, she's got a kinda funny personality. Her make up does look kinda dumb, it'd be cool for something else I guess...Everyone on here just shit talks everyone. Especially with image, like if your tits are too small you'll make fun of them, but when someone gets a boob job because I fucking ridicule like that, you guys still make fun of them for having fake tits. Knock it the fuck off.

No need to comment on her becming a mother. I just wanted to say evenj with the "Elvira" make-up, most of these pics are the best I've seen of her in a very, very, very loooong time.

RE: 62, 63:
Why are you defending a skanky porn star? Do you have some intimate relationship with her? You do not know a goddamn thing about me and have no right to call me 'a fat whale'. People who have skin cancer do not necessarily suddenly lose tons of weight. Yes, she had one cancerous mole which she had to get removed. If you have heard any interviews about her you would have heard this (if you are apparently such a huge fan). I actually work with patients with eating disoders, and anyone who actually knows anything about health can tell by looking at this woman that she is not at a healthy body weight for her frame. If women do not have enough body fat, they will not get pregnant. It is a fact of biology. You are the ignorant one, because apparently you have little knowledge of basic biology and must resort to calling me a 'fat whale' in order to defend your apparent idol. Personally, I prefer to defend individuals that have done something useful in their lives besides fuck hundreds of random men for money and film it. Go fuck yourself!

Yeah yeah, she's a slag.
but hey, she wouldn't have been one if all you guys weren't watching and paying for her porno movies!
It's all about demand you idiots, think if creeps like you didn't want porn people like her would still be famous for it?
Look at yourself before you start spurting shit about porn stars.
Most of them do you a service, as well as tissue companies.

Ahhh it always amazes me how much bitter vile crap you people have to say about 'famous' celebs. If it makes you feel better about your little pathetic lives then I guess that's all good. God, lets hope you don't all start reproducing at least!

that is all.

There's no way in hell she's going to be able to have a baby. She's had chlamydia and gonorrhea so many times, that it renders a woman infertile. Just look at what happened to Jill Kelly. Pornography without condoms ruins a woman's reproductive health. But we don't hear that in the news much.

How many porn stars have been able to get pregnant, who have been in the business longer than 3 months? Pornography is overly glamorized, but it ruins a woman for life. The set of those films are breeding grounds for disease - not HIV but everything else. The porn stars are constantly treated with antibiotics for STDs and they have all had them numerous times. A woman can only get chlamydia or gonorrhea so many times before it scars her fallopian tubes. Jill Kelly tried unsuccessfully to get pregnant but had an ectopic pregnancy that almost killed her. We need to stop glamorizing pornography and take a realistic look at what's going on. But the porn companies are so wealthy and most of the girls comparatively poor, the going rate is $800 a film for porn stars today, that we don't hear about the facts on disease. Jenna Jameson thinks that her wealth can buy her the ability to conceive but it won't, she is damaged for life. :-)

Sorry to be so obnoxious but I didn't think my first comment would go through. I did a search and Jameson miscarried in Nov 2004 at two months pregnant. Also, Sharon Mitchell, founder of AIM health which tests all of the porn stars in LA, says, "about what percentage of actors and actresses in the industry are infected with various STDs, such as herpes, HIV, etc.?" Sharon Mitchell: "A very small percentage. Less than 7% HIV, and 12-28% STDs. Herpes is always about 66%. People are medicated...Chlamydia and gonorrhea, however, along with hepatitis, seem to stick to everything from dildos to flat surfaces to hands, so, pardon my expression, but we are usually up to our a**es in chlamydia." Court TV Host: "Those are all pretty high percentages, though?" Sharon Mitchell: "Not when you consider that 700 people per month in the San Fernando Valley are working with each other. Most of these are co-infections... " Pornography would be a little less attractive viewing if men were also aware that the women they are watching are riddled with STDs. And young innocents would be less likely to get into the business if they saw their role models for what they are. http://www.genital-herpes-corner.com/herpes-and-pornography.html