May 12 2008Jamie Lynn Spears: Pregnant + heels = Long live the South!
Like my Pa always said, "Nothing else follows up a Britney Spears phone sex post like pics of her pregnant little sister in hooker heels." I now present to you Jamie Lynn Spears: Third Trimester Street Walker*. Prostitution just got a whole lot more pregnantier.
*NASCAR role-play mandatory. Family member discounts available upon request. No darkies, Demmy-crats or fancy book readin' folks that talks all funny with them big words. Inability to whistle "Dixie" during coitus is legalified grounds for lynchin'.

Reader Comments
1. Bigheadmike - May 12, 2008 2:06 PM
Yummy Yummy. Does a banana count as prenatal vitamins?
2. WhoCares - May 12, 2008 2:07 PM
Well, she does have some nice looking legs, but her face is pretty fugly..
3. Ted Mosby - May 12, 2008 2:08 PM
If someone actually hit that and didn't get arrested for statutory rape I can safely say I would ride that like Big Ben in the Derby.
4. sherry - May 12, 2008 2:11 PM
doesnt that hurt her feet
5. fygu - May 12, 2008 2:17 PM
Great legs! I like her face better than Shitney's hammerhead shark eyed face.
6. justifiable - May 12, 2008 2:17 PM
Let's hear it for third trimester sex! Because if she's at the gas pumps she's geting fucked. Just like the rest of us.
7. Auntie Kryst - May 12, 2008 2:19 PM
Jamie Lynn if you're headin' into town to git gas for da pickemup truck, fetch me a fifth of Rebel Yell and some Skoal willya? Thanks darlin'..
8. liz - May 12, 2008 2:19 PM
i wouldn't do it, i don't even like her, but she looks amazing and i can't knock that.
it's probably not smart, what with the increased "trip and fall on your baby belly" risk... but she does look awesome!
9. LeFarge - May 12, 2008 2:20 PM
Typical south - using old drapes to make a dress. Nice mumu.
10. fashionpolice - May 12, 2008 2:22 PM
OMG freak'n god wtf is she wearing???!!!
11. veggi - May 12, 2008 2:26 PM
By south, you mean Mexico? Why is she dressed like a pinata??
12. Deva - May 12, 2008 2:27 PM
I wish someone would kick her in the stomach. Or mail her a coat hanger....
13. kik - May 12, 2008 2:29 PM
LOL best post in a while! she looks nice though!
14. marttio - May 12, 2008 2:29 PM
Pregnant 17 yo high school dropout with a Range Rover?
"Thanks Britney! Your the best big sister ever! You've taught me so much. If it weren't for your advice and guidance I would have probably been pregnant at 15."
15. AliCat - May 12, 2008 2:34 PM
#8 - I agree, it's probably not the safest, but she looks cute. Although, I'm not into yellow platforms or graphic print bubble dresses.
But seriously, I would take Jamie Lynn posts over dirty ass Amy Winehouse, whom I swear probably gives children nightmares, and 'please shut your pie hole' Heidi/Spencer posts anyday.
16. cutting costs? - May 12, 2008 2:35 PM
Is it me or does that outfit scream out forever 21?
17. eh - May 12, 2008 2:40 PM
hey the term is bare foot and pregnant for a reason, she is making all other mommy's to be look bad. she does look good.
18. shanipie - May 12, 2008 2:43 PM
Come on yall this is a cute outfit.
She's pregnant...its fine to dress up, its not like she's like Britney was wearing a bikini top around with her fetus gut hangin out, just cut this one some slack.
Also, she has good pregnant legs, they haven't gotten all nasty. maybe everyone should pop out kids before they hit 18, less fat ass moms using the ol "I had a kid" excuse...yeah bitch and those hoe hoes ain't helpin neither.
When is she due? She's gonna blow the fuck up in the next couple weeks. Thats how it always goes, your cute till like your 7th month, then it all goes to hell.
19. Angela - May 12, 2008 2:57 PM
I, for one, am just glad she's not at the gas station barefoot.
I say she's still doing better than her sister.
20. FRIST!!! - May 12, 2008 2:58 PM
I hate the color yellow. Too hepatitisy..
21. Monstra - May 12, 2008 3:00 PM
Are those hideous shoes from the Hideous Heidi Montag Collection?
22. Jimbo - May 12, 2008 3:00 PM
I'd hit that so hard the little tardlette inside of her would be seasick.
23. deacon jones - May 12, 2008 3:01 PM
mmm delish....
24. nipolian - May 12, 2008 3:06 PM
Ahhh......Pregnancy and Prom Night........how much more Louisiana can it get.
25. sportsdvl - May 12, 2008 3:10 PM
She is just all kinds of class!
26. NickiChick - May 12, 2008 3:11 PM
Here's hoping my local Walmart will start carrying yellow, pleather, fuc* me shoes!
Loo-see-anna is more n' a hop skip n' jump from my trailer, er... home.
27. MightyD - May 12, 2008 3:13 PM
Wow! I guess there is such a thing as southern high end exclusive trailer parks. Oh! Excuse me, RV sanctuaries. Where else will you find such a fine speciment of teen hick in heels...pregnant...draped...Ahhh, Texas, where the family threes don't have too many branches.
28. haroof - May 12, 2008 3:18 PM
i think she's way hot.
29. Lana - May 12, 2008 3:19 PM
She looks like a pregnant call girl / hooker. It may sound wrong but the girls down south are either really sweet and down to earth or just trailer trash / tramps. There are like no in betweens.
30. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 12, 2008 3:21 PM
I whack off to pregnant porn all the time.
31. asdf - May 12, 2008 3:23 PM
Is the license plate number airbrushed out?
32. kitty_kat - May 12, 2008 3:29 PM
IMO pregnant women who wear big heels look trashy.
@#6- Good one!
33. john - May 12, 2008 3:40 PM
Damn, sheet boy, I'd ramrod that chickenhead with a fistful of axle grease. GAWDDAM SON!!
34. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 12, 2008 3:53 PM
Typical ugly gas guzzling environment raping polluting American filth driving a car far too large that requires far too much fuel, I hope your gas prices rise to $10 a gallon then you will soon downsize. SCUM
35. ph7 - May 12, 2008 3:56 PM
What a hillbilly.
36. BW - May 12, 2008 3:57 PM
She's fucking hot. God bless the 38 year guy who got to fuck her when she was 16 and get away with it. I hope her made her wear those heels while he was fucking her. Nothing better than a 16 year old girl who likes to fuck while wearing high heels. This country is so fucked up it's not even funny.
37. pat - May 12, 2008 4:24 PM
I gotta agree with Angela:
"I, for one, am just glad she's not at the gas station barefoot.
I say she's still doing better than her sister"
38. Ahmid Muharazah - May 12, 2008 4:37 PM
Jamie-Lynn is holy sexy. Her tiny shaved pussy will snap back in no time. Those shoes are a signal that she is ready for fuck, for big Ahmid cock. I will look at these pictures and stroke my pole with lotions for hours.
39. JoannieBalonnie - May 12, 2008 4:38 PM
Walking in heels is not rocket science ya'll! You should try it some day.
@6- lol! Sad but true.
40. Big Gas Company - May 12, 2008 4:44 PM
Not to mention the warnings on every gas pump about the dangers to unborn babies from the mother breathing the fumes... but whatever. Nice legs.
41. Stevefromkelso - May 12, 2008 4:48 PM
V power...
42. Famous Plastic - May 12, 2008 5:29 PM
You forgot to mention that she is underage, pregnant and wearing hooker heels. That's way hotter.
43. sharpeidude - May 12, 2008 5:45 PM
#36 - So very fucked up (USA) that it's way past being funny. No argument here!
44. Dr. Hugh - May 12, 2008 6:06 PM
Has being turned on by minors ever been as prevalent as it is right now? I mean, twenty years ago, none of this would have been acceptable, all this Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears stuff. The way these girls are being presented to the public, as commodities, underage, hypersexualized commodities, is kind of confusing to me. What's going on with us as a country. I don't normally look at 16 year old girls and think dirty thoughts about them, but it's getting hard, no pun intended. All of this means something, I just don't know what it is. But whatever it is, Jamie Lynn looks like she might be a foxy little bitch, if you know what I mean. That 38 year old guy who got away with impregnating her? Tell me the moment he spritzed his load inside of her wasn't the greatest moment of his life, the moment he won't be replaying in his head until the day he dies.
45. My Penis - May 12, 2008 6:14 PM
She looks like a woman in high heels finally because of the hormones running rampant through her system.
She's about to hava kid assholes, And she's 17 years old. She has all the ability to bounce back from this simply based on her age, and all you predophiles posting that she is hot are a bunch of raging douchebags.
She has the jawline of a linebacker, and future kankles. and what might have blossomed into nice titties, are about to endure the joys of a teething hellspawn....The end is nigh motherfuckers, this is about to be the biggest train wreck since Amy Winehouse....and Hermoines pussy photos.
46. spasmolytic46 - May 12, 2008 6:16 PM
Sweet, she's pregnant and in heels... Now if we can just somehow get her to run down a flight of stairs ...
47. sweetnsnooty - May 12, 2008 6:16 PM
She looks great in these pics, quit hating cuz you look like shit.
48. Leg Man - May 12, 2008 6:19 PM
She should be wrapping those legs up in Ace bandages instead of wearing stripper shoes. Does she not know that she is pregnant.
I'm going to hate to see he legs in a few years with a bunch of grostesk varicose veins sticking out of them like a phone jack.
49. sunshine - May 12, 2008 6:32 PM
#6 - you are so funny, take a bow, that is hilarious, thanks for the laugh this afternoon!
50. Kimberly - May 12, 2008 6:40 PM
And at a gas station!! That's the classiness I expect from her!
51. boring - May 12, 2008 6:48 PM
Britney taught her well - the gas station is THE hangout...Everyone who is anyone goes there.
52. Loni - May 12, 2008 7:05 PM
It should be a law that all girls over the age of 16 have to wear heels that high whenever they leave the house. So sexy. Women who fuck while wearing high heels may be whores, but there is nothing wrong with that. Whores can outfuck any woman. That's why men like them. Jamie Lynn looks like a whore and I bet she fucks like one too.
53. Jo Ann - May 12, 2008 7:20 PM
I think the shoes are nice, but AREN"T HER FEET SORE??
54. sho nuff - May 12, 2008 8:55 PM
you damn right heels preggers! thats how we do!
55. Kar - May 12, 2008 10:25 PM
(About the post) She looks fine. Getting pregnant at her age doesn't make her a whore. Most americans have had or attempted to have sex at her age, pregnancy is just the point when you can't deny anymore that you've been having it (sex), but that doesn't make her (or any other woman for that matter) a whore and the shoes look just fine. I mean, I don't like or dislike the girl, but if you are going to gossip about it, use real facts, not just some random hypocritical BS about sex being bad.
56. 'Fo - May 12, 2008 11:04 PM
Kar I know, so many girls got pregnant in my high school it's crazy! At least Jamie has some $$$, but those girls that I knew fucked up their lives big time.
57. ldsqtbea - May 13, 2008 12:28 AM
hate the dress love the shoes ... and they are not walmart shoes ... try nine west
58. herbiefrog - May 13, 2008 2:59 AM
ok we have to tell you
laughing enough to hurt
hooker heels : )
...ahang on... we have to go read the rest
if we live that long
yes... thanks
that was quick...
yes... apparently we dont have to read any of it
shame really... waste of [cant say]
[we're just gonna post this cos its here]
59. peppermintpatty - May 13, 2008 4:17 AM
What the hell? It's ok for Jennifer Lopez to be wearing heels in her ninth month but Jamie Lynn does it and it's redneck?
60. CS - May 13, 2008 8:19 AM
I'd so hit that. It's not like I'd get her pregnant.
61. CS - May 13, 2008 8:19 AM
I'd so hit that. It's not like I'd get her pregnant.
62. tallytastic - May 13, 2008 12:06 PM
i think she looks really good! im glad she didnt go and gain like 70lbs that first time moms sometimes do.
if you cant be pregnant and look good doing it, please, for the sake of humanity, get sterilized.
63. Scott - May 13, 2008 3:18 PM
Somewhere in Nepal, a restaurant is missing a tablecloth.
64. pat - May 13, 2008 3:35 PM
Why do people keep saying "that 38 year old guy"? I thought the baby daddy was 18.
65. pat - May 13, 2008 3:39 PM
Dr. Hugh asks: "Has being turned on by minors ever been as prevalent as it is right now? I mean, twenty years ago, none of this would have been acceptable, all this Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears stuff"
Nothing 20 years ago sticks in my mind, but I remember 30 years ago you had Brooke Shields, Jodie Foster, Nastasia Kinski (she's European though -no one has a problem with it over there).
66. Tiffany - May 14, 2008 12:56 PM
no heels do not hurt, and if a pregnant chick wants to wear heels more power to the little skank, i hear your feet always hurt when your pregnant so whats some platform stilettos, nothing. My girls always wore heels when she was pregnant, THEY ARENT SICK PEOPLE!
67. Tiffany - May 14, 2008 12:56 PM
no heels do not hurt, and if a pregnant chick wants to wear heels more power to the little skank, i hear your feet always hurt when your pregnant so whats some platform stilettos, nothing. My girls always wore heels when she was pregnant, THEY ARENT SICK PEOPLE!
68. Amy - May 18, 2008 5:27 PM
You know, I think you all should just leave her the fuck alone. She is just pregnant, and babies are a gift from god, It was meant to happen, and you can't do a damn thing about it. Pregnant Women are Beautiful. I think it is wonderful news to hear that a woman is pregnant. Parents plus everyone else make such a big fucking deal out of being pregnant, but it is life so Live with it.
69. Amy - May 18, 2008 5:31 PM
Jamie, Girl. Don't you listen to these bastards. They are just jealous of you, because you're gorgeous, and they probably look like hell warmed over. XoXo Amy
70. Pink - May 19, 2008 12:58 AM
The Spears family love's living up to their white trash status that they so proudly hold.
71. ♥ - May 19, 2008 1:05 AM
#70 shut the fuck up you fucking colored idiot. all because she is white and knocked up at a tender young age does not mean that she is "trashy". I am also a white female who was a mother at the age of 13 and it was a beautiful experince
72. Pink - May 19, 2008 1:09 AM
"experince" LeArn how 2 spel homie dint u go 2 school n fur ur info i have 4 kids n im only 16 so beat dat
73. emmaleigh - May 25, 2008 6:48 AM
this is just a mean article. all a pregnant woman wants to feel is pretty!
74. Kayce - June 5, 2008 1:19 PM
It is really refreshing to see that so many people are against this. FYI, just because she has money, doesn't mean she's going to be a good parent. Once they find out the daddy isn't the little boy they pinned it on, all the shit's going to hit the fan. You'll see.
75. Gen - June 12, 2008 10:02 PM
Unfair! She's doing the best anyone can expect. At least she's not a little diva and she puts gas in her own car! The heels are just fine! They coordinate with the dress, everything looks light and summery and she looks great for 3rd trimester! BE NICE!
76. Smatha - June 21, 2008 5:01 PM
what a whore.
i hope ur bf breaks up with you
77. Smatha - June 21, 2008 5:01 PM
what a whore.
i hope ur bf breaks up with you
78. nicole - October 13, 2008 1:40 PM
I live further south than her and NEVER see anyone wearing anything like that... I hate how everyone thinks that all southern people drink and smoke and spit skoal... I am aproaching my third trimester and I wouldn't dream of wearing heals like that, but she definately looks ten times better than I do right now!!! More power to her and give up on blaming the Spears girls mistakes on being from the south. Not all southern girls are that way!!