May 20 2008Heidi & Spencer tip like A-holes? Say it's not so!

Stop talking about these tools!!

Please stop writing about these two. No one cares. Isn't a celebrity getting their teeth cleaned somewhere? Way more exciting...

You open with this? Motherfucker... this is like when Cher opened with an "I Got You Babe" solo in Vegas... what a gyp... I mean... er...um... oops.. I've said too much...

Perhaps he's aware that any waiter/waitress with half a brain is gonna shit/piss/jizz/spit in his food. Why would he tip for that ??

In fairness, Spencer gave the waiter 2 blowjobs in the course of the evening during "bathroom breaks" so a larger tip would have made it seem like prostitution.

Is her mouth always open?

What a pair of matching dickheads. I wish I could run across them in a restaurant sometime. I would pull my pain giver out and piss on her face and then I would bitch slap that tool spencer while he sat there weeping like a little girl wetting his pants.

Tipping?

Back in my day I woulda beat his ass while his girl held my coat, then I woulda took her home with me so the real fun could begin!

Blarg a narg!!!!

What the hell did they eat that cost $783? A baby?

These 2 phicks ran up a LUNCH bill of almost $800??? And then go Hillary-like with the tip???

Ya know, I'm startin' to side with the Islamofacists who want to nuke us. Maybe we do need a REALLY big enema - one with a 100-year afterlife - to rid us of these useless shits and their ilk.

7. pain giver? issues dear crazy, you have issues.

I've got a tip for the two of them, for him a red hot poker tip straight through his eyeball, for her the tip of my penis straight through her eyeball......Or the other way round ...Whatever !!!

What an ass-clown

#6 it makes her face look less ugly :)

These two are like one of Hitler's wet dreams......

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No that I like these two, but have you thought of the possibility that the service sucked? Tipping is not mandatory. If the service stinks and MORE servers need to learn that.

APOLOGIZE when you screw up and order... when you miss refilling drinks... when the steak is undercooked...

We know it's not the servers fault when food is messed up... but some serves are SO rude they do not deserve tips.

the more you talk about them the better I like them

Thanks mimi for letting us know that important waitering stuff, your right, more 'servers' need to be properly trained in the fine art of 'Serving'. So for all you budding waiters and waitresses out there please see my important tip at no. 4.....

@18...if the service was that horrible, would you stay and continue to rack up a bill of almost $800.00?? Didn't think so!

I've never understood the disgust shown for people who don't tip. Waiters are there to do a job, and they get paid for it. If they aren't happy with the money or have a problem with 'serving' people, get another fucking job. If you seriously think you deserve extra money for going to aaallll that trouble to smile and be polite to a paying customer, without spitting in their food, you need to get a fucking clue.

tips should never be over 20 bucks. its common sense.

Wait, he paid $799? That takes effort. Lazy and/or cheap guy just pays $800, but $799 is a deliberate slap in the face.

Here's to hoping that every waiter in the world will spit, or worse, into their food from now until eternity.

What's unexpected about the $800 bill? It takes a lot of food to fill up that mouth.

Their douchebaggery knows no fucking end.. Even Scottie Pippen would call these fuckwads a couple of cheapskates. That tip just reeks of fucking uber-assholedom. What's the URL to that shithead's blog "Yo Spencer"? Everyone should fucking carpet bomb that site. Fish, enough with these fuckers, please.

Spencer needs to carry a wallet size tip chart card at all times because obviously he either cannot do simple math or he is cheap.

Reason #1285498 to hate these two people... if i was their waiter i'd spit in everything i sent their way!! Speidi is so desperate I bet they would appear on this online News Show: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episode-4.html

I'll bet he was just pissed that the $800 didn't get comped for such a big celeb.

Waiter: Here's the bill, sir.

Sissy Pratt: You want me to pay? Don't you know who I am?

Waiter: Yes you have to pay. I don't care who you are.

Sissy: I'll bet you don't make other huge celebs like me pay. Well, here's your $18 tip then.

Mr. Pink: Uh-uh. I don't tip.

Nice Guy Eddie: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?

Pink: I don't believe in it.

Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?

Mr. White: (laughing) I love this kid, he's a madman, this guy.

Blonde: Do you have any idea what these ladies make? They make shit.

Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

Eddie: I don't even know a Jew who'd have the balls to say that. So let's get this straight. You never ever tip?

Pink: I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin their job.

Mr. Blue: Our girl was nice.

Pink: Our girl was okay. She didn't do anything special.

Blonde: What's something special, take ya in the kitchen and suck your dick?

Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

White: Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times.

Blonde: What if she's too busy?

Pink: The words "too busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.

Eddie: Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but the last thing you need is another cup of coffee.

Pink: These ladies aren't starvin to death. They make minimum wage. When I worked for minimum wage, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip worthy.

Eddie: Ahh, now we're getting down to it. It's not just that he's a cheap bastard --

Mr. Orange: -- It is that too --

Eddie: -- It is that too. But it's also he couldn't get a waiter job. You talk like a pissed off dishwasher: "Fuck those cunts and their fucking tips."

Blonde: So you don't care that they're counting on your tip to live?

(Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.)

Pink: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

Blonde: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

Pink: So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.

Mr. Orange: They work harder than the kids at McDonald's.

Pink: Oh yeah, I don't see them cleaning fryers.

Mr. Brown: These people are taxed on the tips they make. When you stiff 'em, you cost them money.

Blonde: Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of tips.

Pink: Fuck all that. Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. But that ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non- college bullshit you're telling me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin surprise.

Who the fuck are these douche bags and why do you keep posting pics of them? Isn't this supposed to be a site about "famous" people?

Way to go Spence!!! I'm with you. Fuck the help, they get paid to do their job, why should they feel that they are entitled to get more. Do your fucking job and if you do it really really well maybe there will be a little something extra in it for you.

@30

SO full of yes. I love that.

22. and 23. -- You are idiots.

Servers make $3/hour. Tips are meant to make up the rest of their salaries. Without them, servers don't even make minimum wage. They have these jobs because customers are expected to provide the salary they earn for their hard work serving assholes like you guys. Serving is not easy, and these servers deserve a decent tip.

I do consider extravagantly priced wine bottles and such as exceptions to the 15% rule, however. If the bill is inflated by something like that, I would tip based on a more reasonable price for the bottle. Of course, you wouldn't catch me spending a bunch of money on a wine bottle, either.

I've heard Spencer has many shortcomings.

if you have the money for a $783 lunch, you have the money to add a 15% tip.

what a couple of fuck facing douche wipes. everytime these asshats take a shit i see i post on this website. it needs to stop, it's making my penis really soft.

i would beat both of those fucks with a baseball bat until i was sure they were dead, then beat them for a few more minutes. not to beat a dead horse or anything...

So what?

Is it harder for the waiter to carry a $500 dish then a $1 dish?

I want to bore out a 2" hole in the back of Heidi's skull then swish my dick around in her brain.

@38

it is just easy to carry a $500 dish as $1 dish, but with a $500 dollar dish you have to deal the ass-fucks that can afford a $500 dish.

34. i WONT tip over 20 bucks. how is that assholetry ? cause i tip them 17-18 bucks on a 300 dls tap ? the dude made the min off one costumer right there.

waitressing should be a job u do while you learn some skills and you can do a proper job. not some awesome dream job where you get super compensated because you know how to hear and write.

lol and 15% rule ? LOL.

15% Extraordinary service.
10% Good Service.
5 % bad service.

Hell Yeah Ericoco.

The only thing I differ here is I will leave 20% if they are really good and 25% if they are extraordinary.

But come on. I've been to places where you rack up a couple hundred dollar meal and the service was so shitty. If they can't do their job then they don't deserve to be paid. I kind of doubt this story is real though. Because if your bill is $783 why wouldn't you leave $17. Even numbers baby.

Rob

@34:

How about the fact that restaurants get away with paying servers such shitty wages because of the very expectation that customers will make up the difference through tips? If those in tipped occupations were paid the same minimum wage as everyone else, nobody would think about the size of the tip, and it sure as hell wouldn't be expected that every server deserves extra for doing what is, after all, their job.

Also: assuming it was just the two of them eating, that $783 bill was the result of
really, really expensive food. Why should servers at some fancy restaurant make a shitload in tips for doing the same job as a server at Swiss Chalet/Denny's/Boston Pizza (insert name of chain restaurant here), when the chain restaurant server spends their shift running their ass off, catering to families large and small, yet because the bills are smaller, doesn't make nearly so much in tips.

I actually do tip,unless the service is really bad, but the whole thing's gotten out of hand, with every person doing a menial service job, no matter how well they do it or how simple the job is to perform,expecting something extra.

&40

You make a very good point, what on earth could you eat that costs so much?

$16 on a $783 is like 2%. Why the hell even bother leaving anything at that point. It's like throwing change on the table. These fucktards represent exactly what this country is headed for - a small upper crust of brainless aristocrat multimillionaires and billionaires ruling over a nation of slaves, i.e. the rest of us.

Everyone who posts on here defending what shitty tippers they are and how it's justified can go to hell. Obviously you've never been forced to wait tables for a few bucks and hour plus whatever you get in tips. Believe me, all of us who at one time or another have had to wait on scum like you wish you dead.

@29 you are so right! Those two ran up an 800$ bill totally expecting to be comped! When it didn't happen Spencer realized he has only enough money on his debit card for the bill plus a 16 $ tip!

@29 you are so right! Those two ran up an 800$ bill totally expecting to be comped! When it didn't happen Spencer realized he has only enough money on his debit card for the bill plus a 16 $ tip!

#41 - You give a 5% tip for bad service?

wtf??

You're rewarding them for being shit at the easiest job in the world?

@29 is right!!

41. First, 10% for good service is a dick move because, as I said, servers are expected to make 15%, and are paid with that in mind. They are exceptions to federal minimum wage because of that fact. Not to mention, servers spend their tips to tip out the bartenders and bussers, so they do not get the whole tip you provide.

"waitressing should be a job u do while you learn some skills and you can do a proper job. not some awesome dream job where you get super compensated because you know how to hear and write."
This is why you're an asshole. Some people don't really have a choice, and need to feed their family. How they got into this situation is a whole other argument, but if they are good enough to serve you and your family food, they should be good enough to tip.

Second, you pay tip based on the experience of eating at the restaurant. You are not only tipping the server, but the entire establishment you are patronizing. If you are willing to fork over $300 for dinner, then it must have been a pretty good dinner, and you should pay because of that. If there is a problem with dinner, complain. If not, shut up and tip. Your tip helps the restaurant spend its money on other things than paying servers (those things that likely brought you to eat there to begin with). If everyone thought like you, the quality of service would drop, the restaurants would have to pay servers more to get good employees, and you would pay more for your food than you already do. The way it is now, we support the system while assholes like you, who only pay 10% regularly, cheat it for your own advantage.

I hope that helps clarify for everyone why you are indeed an asshole.

God WHAT are these fucking people DOING?

oops..

I seem to remember reading somewhere that there were 12 $60 shots of primo Patron tequila on the tab. Which doesn't leave a whole lot for food. And it was more than the two of them.

I'm on the side that says if you can afford to be extravagant on the booze, you should be extravagant on the tip, assuming service was good.

It is just as easy to carry a $5 shot as it is a $60 shot, but I am guessing if the waiter accidentally dropped a tray of the good stuff a lot of it would be coming out of his or her measly paycheck. So there is the risk involved.

Back when I was making more money that I do now, my hubby and I would go out for expensive meals (one higher end example: cosmos, champagne and caviar, expensive wine with dinner, dessert with port, and spanish coffee. Yes, we were both drunk and stupid). We always tipped 20%, always got the best tables and great service, and the wait staff loved us.

You get what you pay for, especially if it's a place you go to a lot.

And on a typical tab of, say, $50, the difference between 10 and 20 percent is $5. So my rule is if the service is good, tip well, and spread a little sunshine into someone's day. God knows there are enough assholes out there that the waiters -- most of whom have a job that can really suck at times -- appreciate the thoughfulness.

@53. Very well said.

I always leave 10 $20 bills on the table and let the server know right off of the bat that that's where his/her tip can end up. And everytime they piss me off by doing something stupid, like bringing bread tio the table that was seated after us while we stare jealously, I slide another Jackson into my pocket. If I get really nitpicky, the wife empties out her coin purse and we start stacking them up. Yeah, I'm sure they spit in our food. That's why we order everything deep fried.

LOOL.

no choice ? dude. we are what the choices we made.
No Choice ??????
thats some fucked up commie thinking right there mate.

To all those saying the waiter/waitress didn't deserve a better tip can eat my pussy.

People get paid $3-5/hr at most places because, as others have stated, the place expects tips to make up for the rest of their wage.

Also, if I had to deal with douches like these two, yeah I'd expect a nice tip. Most people who have money (or like to think they have money) act like asshats towards people in the customer service industry.

PS: Heidi and Spencer....your shit does stink fyi

I could care less about those clowns, but come on...why should you tip more because the meal cost more? You're simply carrying food whether it's Denny's or someplace fancy. Unless the waiter went above and beyond their normal job duties to serve you they merely doing their jobs and don't need to be paid like rock stars.

It's not communist to show compassion to other people who may not be as well off as I am (which isn't very well off). You obviously are naive to the conditions some folks must face, and I can't blame you for that part, except maybe for refusing to be educated. Maybe one day you will find yourself powerless in a situation and eventually understand how someone can be stuck somewhere they don't want to be.

Besides, I also gave you the free-market reason why you're an asshole, not just the compassionate one. Think what you will, I am tired of defending something nearly everyone else already understands to be a basic fact of society. If they are a server, they rely on tips to make a living. So tip.

Why is her mouth always open? Is she not able to close it? Is there a toothpick in there keeping it propped open like in the cartoons? It's bizarre. Almost as bizarre as her boobs. And that scarecrow that's always attached to her. Don't you think he's going to look back on all of this 20 years from now and wonder what the hell he was thinking? And also why her mouth was always open. Cause it's always open.

To Shawn--- Thank you for being one of the few rare people who is compassionate about how sometimes we have no control over our circumstances in life. Good Karma your way =].

To the Cheapskates--- You say that we have a choice in life to work any job we want. Well, I am a struggling college student at UCLA and waitressing is my only option for now since I have not graduated yet. Of course, it is only a temporary job until I get into med school and yes, I am fortunate enough to be paid minimum in Cali, but when you don't tip accordingly, we have to pull out money from our own pockets to tip the 3 bussers as well as the bartender. And not only that, we are taxed for your meals!

So next time when you tip me $2 for a $100 bill while praising on what a wonderful server I am, I suggest you take the $2 and buy yourself some common courtesy.

And lastly to all the people who don't believe in tipping, are you positive that you are not ingesting piss/spit/sperm/etc when you are enjoying your meal?

i would hit them with my car if they were standing in front of it. btw, #48, and any other assholes who may hold the same opinion, serving is NOT the easiest job in the world. in fact, i'm pretty sure heidi and spencer are doing the easiest job in the world, and i fucking dare you to go up to any waitress and tell them their job is easy. dipshits.

if someone will pay off my student loans i will go to LA and beat the living shit out of heidi.

any takers?

#22, 23 & 32 were clearly raised in a barn.

They might as well have just thrown a quarter at her as they left. How insulting.

P.S. - Why does he dress like my grandpa?

Shawn, drop the attitude and quit labelling as assholes anybody who doesn't fork over their extra cash. I don't care what system waiters have going on, my duty is to pay the restaurant for my experience, nothing more, nothing less. Part of that experience is having someone wait on me, so it is up to the restaurant to set the price that covers all their costs. If the owner doesn't charge enough to pay his workers what they want, then that's the problem of the owner and the worker. You can't expect customers to 'provide their salary', as you put it. That sort of business goes on between the employer and the employee.

As a customer my only role is to evaluate the price put forward by the restaurant, and either dine there or go elsewhere. If a cost is not made visible to the customer and is therefore not paid, you are in no position to insult them because you took a job with shitty pay and will now have to make do with less cash than you PRESUMED you would get.

Millions of people, including myself, have at some point taken jobs we hate for lousy pay, but it is nobody else's responsibility to look out for them. If you get yourself into a sucky situation, it's up to you to work your way out of it. Don't walk into a situation where your income is based more on presumption than it is agreement.

My point is, put whatever value you want on the food and the service provided. But unless that price is stated upfront, you can't expect anybody to pay more than what is agreed. Customers are just that. They aren't employers, and they should constitute no part of whatever payment system it is that waiters have.

Let's say waiters' wages were fully accounted for in the visible price of a restaurant's product, and tips were not needed. Would you scoff and call people assholes if they deemed the price too high and declined to dine there? Because the result is the same (in that the waiter gets the same compensation for their labour), except in your version you're dumping the extra cost on the customer AFTER they've already accepted a price. And then you have the gall to call them assholes when they choose not to play by your rules.

#66 - Hard to argue with. Especially when the servers are illegals.

everytime i see her pale skin and blonde hair she just looks like the whitest women in the world to me

66 - you are a big douchebag, kthx. if i were your server, you would definitely get some pubes in your dinner!

Somebody get that bitch treatment for her lock jaw.

I was in Chicago recently, and let me tell you, those servers are some real assholes. Quite frankly, I don't tip for attitude. I only tipped once while I was there, and I tipped for GOOD, FRIENDLY service. I don't tip for eyerolls and some queen snapping his fingers in front of my face.

I believe in tipping. However, it should be earned, not expected. Oh. Sixty-0ne and sixty-two? If your jobs suck so bad, it may be time for a career change. If I find out any of you fuckers pissed in my food, that career change is going to be prison.

I could care less about those clowns, but come on...why should you tip more because the meal cost more? You're simply carrying food whether it's Denny's or someplace fancy. Unless the waiter went above and beyond their normal job duties to serve you they merely doing their jobs and don't need to be paid like rock stars.

fucking morons, in America waitting staff are paid peanuts like $2.13 an hour, for brits thats £1.06 would YOU work for that pittance? I dont' think so, I can't stand tight asses who won't give a decent tip.

I told this one before. Years ago I nice Jewish couple just back from Russian asked me after work to unload a bunch of stuff for them at a condo I worked at. It took me 30 fucking minutes.
They gave me $2.
I am serious.

Tipping should be for the quality of service, not the amount your bill is. I've had bills that were expensive because of what I ordered and the service was bad. That waiter douche got a lower tip amount on purpose. I've also tipped waiters more for good service on a small bill. I worked as a waiter and I always made sure I treated my people great no matter what the amount of the bill was. 95% of the time it payed off. And on those occasions that I got a bad tip, I did not act liek a puss and go ask for more money.

#70--- First of all, I am a good, friendly server, so you cannot say that I don't deserve a tip. I never said that the customers owe me tip no matter how bad or good the service was. Obviously, if the food took too long (even if it was the cook's fault) or I didn't refill your drinks fast enough, I'd know better than to expect a tip. So stfu.

Secondly, if you pay for my student loans, my rent and bills, I will gladly switch jobs. And fyi, my waitressing job is not a career. You may view your crappy job as a career, but like I said earlier, mine is only temporary.

And lastly, how would you really know if someone spit/piss in your food?

With that bad attitude and bitchiness, I wouldn't be surprised if you've already consumed someone else's bodily fluids at some point in your life. Do yourself a favor and stay home to eat.

Looks to me like Spency's math is perfect. Either he has exactly $800 left to his name or that's all that's available on his credit card. Douche didn't want to have his card declined and be publicly humiliated. He'd rather look like a shitty tipper.

Does he even work or have a job? He must be close to broke buying Heidi a bunch of crap to be pictured with. Plus keeping up his facade of a rich so cal boy. Wonder who paid for or even if his car is paid for?

God willing, someday Heidi and Spencers spawn have his teeth and her chin.

@72: The circumstances surrounding a person's decision to take a job as a waiter are irrelevant. The transaction is simple: supplier states their price, consumer either agrees or disagrees. Instead of fannying about with an ambiguous wage system where the burden is on the consumer to make a business decision, factor wages into the price and lay it out there for folks to judge.

At least in Oregon and California waiters make minimum wage, and they don't work any harder than anyone else in minimum wage jobs. I tip, but we're the only country in the world who has an expected tipping percentage irregardless of the service you get. My brother is a waiter in Orange County and he makes a ridiculous amount of money simply because he works in an upscale restaurant so people give him more money because the food costs more. It doesn't make any sense.

Could that purse be any uglier? And what E'tat du Poseur did they attend?

Why continue to post about these things? Nobody cares. I think the Fish gets his cut from every post. Fucking lame.

Sounds like Spencer watched that Sopranos episode where Chrissy was low man on the totem and had to pay for everything. Except I don't think he threw a brick at the waiter's head afterwards.

I could hit these people with my truck and be happy. Not just for this, but for all that they are.

Frank and others --

I am assuming the service was appropriate since these people are famous and they went to an apparently upscale restaurant. If the service was noticeably bad, I would tip less than usual as well, though not as low as 2%. I do not think they should get a given amount just for doing a crappy job. But assuming no special circumstances, 15% is appropriate.

Either way, if you refuse to tip and the manager of the restaurant finds out, they generally ask you not to come back. Whether you like it or not, it is understood that you should leave a tip for service. As I said before, if there are complaints, then complain and it will be taken care of. If not, shut up and tip.

I am not saying you cannot get away with not tipping, I am just saying that you're a jerk for doing it. Just like those jerks that wait until the last minute to merge when their lane ends. You abuse a system for your own benefit and then argue that its OK because you can do it and not get into trouble. What I am saying is that you're still an asshole whether you get in trouble or not.

And Frank, they aren't my rules. I just live by them, like any other decent person. It is not your duty to pay a tip, but it is your responsibility. Just like it is not your duty to vote, but it's the right thing to do in the current system. I'm sorry to those servers who wait on you.

Oh yea, and you're an asshole.

#61 (and the other servers posting): I'll back you up. I'm a UVA graduate working as a cocktail waitress at a high-end night club to support myself while I work my unpaid internship (the only way to get a paying job in my market!)

Wear I work, if people tip below 15%, we groan to ourselves, count our losses and move on to the next table. If people tip below 10%, we let the floor hosts know, they give them a talking to and they get blacklisted if they still don't pay up.

>>PLEASE<<

I beg you, never speak of Heidi and Spencer again, I am tied down and forced to actually watch the Hills by my fiancee and belive me the expirence makes me doubt the charactor of my love. If humans possess souls, these people are not human... Oh fuck it, I have nothing profound or even funny to say about them, so... Spencer is a fucking ponce, and Heidi just seems like she's kind of a cunt. The only news I want to hear about them is that they have died, otherwise, more power to them and thier spoiled, absolutley undeserved lives. But you know, while i'm on the subect I don't give a fuck about anyone on the hills from Broady Jenner to Lauren Conrad, and fuck Kim Kardashian, the Real housewives and everyone who (voluntarily) watches these shows. I mean fucking christ don't you have your own disfunctional family to fuck up?If you are delighting in the sense of entitlement, ignorance, and selfishly hedonistic attitude towards life these peices of shit spew all over my hard earned comcast, you yourself are just as warped- by either relating to or wanting to be just like LC and her prime-time """"reality""" TV companions. These people have no talent, they are not interesting and they are by no means entertaining*, they have rich parents. You know who was syptomatic of the lifestyle this children lead? Justin-Bobby. The dude was fucking weird because he was trying to be different from his peers, he never committed to Audrina because he was likely dealing with some kind of self confidance issue, fuckin A Justin-Bobby wasn't like the rest of the cookie cutter rich kids but he was the only real person on that show! But mostly... FUCK HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!

*Britney Spears doesn't really have any talent, she has an OK voice, she dances fairly well and has vaulted to an amazing amount of wealth for a ugly chick. HOWEVER! She was 100% pure innocent, girl, surrounded by trash and is now, not surprisingly trash herself. rich trash, it makes fantastic entertainment, holy shit she doesn't buckle her child? she takes drugs and babbles like a moron? and all this fucking baby drama?!?!?! Awsome, no one lives life like a peice of trash; she doesn't show any pretension, entitlement or malice, she's just an exploited retard-spawn going about her life with staggeringly huge amounts of cash. These kids on the hills and other programs, were raised to have self control by parents who are themselves successful, who the fuck really wants to watch a bunch of girls cry, shop and gossip? Ever notice how LC looks like she doesn't sleep at night? She problably doesn't given all the soul sucking work she does on that show. The "Aftershow" is just to ensure the fractions of the souls of mislead veiwers that have been sucked out during the previous 30 minutes can be channled feed the cast. LC must know how futile her life is-- knowing that your insipid existance relies on a shitty cable tv show would drive the sleep from anyones night. But again, i digress... Fuck spencer and heidi, these people are stupid, have nothing to offer us and should never, under any circumstance be given a public forum with wich to mass communicate, or recive the attention of the mass media (sadly, that seems to include The Superficial). Jesus i just wasted 20 minutes.

I like this pic because it shows Heidi for what she truly is : a soulless and money-hungry bimbo.
Notice the way, regardless of how impractical it actually is, she shows off the Birkin bag and the Chanel watch on all pics. Ever since she got them, she's been busy flaunting them at the paps. Because she's worth it! Actually, she goes to such ways to pimps these two items that I'm starting to wonder whether she truly bought them, or if they were given to her as part of a promotional deal...

Sup with all these fuckheads saying you should tip the same amount no matter what the bill is.

You sleezabags are those people are go to those big dinners when my friend is having some birthday celebration and I end up paying all the tightwads' tips cause no one will tip more than 8% or factor in tax.

Fuck you!

And they said that androids were impossible... HA!

Yet another pair who really are nobodies...they most likely didn't pay for the meal to begin with so the producer should have tipped them anyway. Yep it's all a stunt, they both play for the other side. It's all a poor attempt at picture perfect "normalcy" Seems like lots of people are buyin.

yes i watch the hills, i dont know why, i know its fake and perhaps my tastes aren't quite as sophisticated as you'd like them to be but fuck it. heidi i can tolerate, but spencer makes me actually want to put a sword through his chest. i despise the soulless, vacant grin permantly fixed on his hideous face.

What the fuck is with tipping? That's fucked up. Sure, give your server something if you're happy... but it shouldn't be legal for employers to expect their customer to pay extra for their server on top of the usually retarded bill, and the state sure as fuck shouldn't tax the server for the customer's meal. What the FUCK is with America that they just sit there and allow the poor people to get screwed every time?

Pay your fucking staff to do their job in the first place, and DONT screw them over by taxing them extra on their tips, expecting people to pay them their wages on top of the bill, and by charging the waiter or waitress for the busboys etc. What the FUCK? Where I come from people would just walk the fuck off the job if you outlined those pay conditions. And then they'd sue you and win because that's fucking illegal.

@20

Servers get paid less than minimum wage. There is no server union, and there never will be. Therefore, no one is going to be fighting for servers to get fair wages anytime soon...If you're upset with your wages, they can replace you with someone else. Besides, when you don't have a bunch of assholes who can't tip, you CAN make good money. Not good money for someone trying to live, but certainly good money for a college student.

Restaurants would have to increase their prices if they paid their servers fair wages, which means they would get your money whether they did their job correctly or not. Since most US servers are just working that job to pay their way through college, I doubt most of them would give two shits about the quality of your dining experience if they were going to be paid the same either way.

Also, they take the server's taxes out of their paycheck. So, when you don't tip, the server doesn't make any money on you. In fact, in most places, they end up paying for your cheap ass to eat there because they are required to claim at least 10% of their sales when they clock out. And I know what you're going to say...find another job. Well, thankfully, other people DO know how to tip for their service. They recognize that they paid for the food, and will then have to pay for the service of not getting everything themselves. What's more, if all of us quit, who would serve you?

No douchebag... if you servers all quit, then restaurants would fucking go out of business because of not being able to serve their customers, and have to pay you more if they wanted servers. Is that the fucking level of logic you have that you think people will just starve if you're not there to carry food to them?

You work for the RESTAURANT. You don't work for the fucking customer. The restaurant wants you to carry food and be nice. The customer is there to eat. Ideally a server should be fairly unobtrusive. People DONT go out to dinner for the joys of the freakin' server. In fact, they only really notice when the server is bad.

84. Please let me know where your night club is so I can avoid it! Christ, if some floor host gave me a talking to that would be the first and last time. If somebody tried to shake me down for money like that, honey, I would immediately pony up with a knuckle sandwich. What in the hell has become of this country. If you HAVE to have a 15% tip, then the retarded owner should include it in the price or post a sign. I'm sure you would see a decline in your clientele, but at least you would get your tip. I hope your club closes down soon. You would have to be a complete douche to go to that place.

They should tip at least 25% to every waiter who resists the urge to poison them.

#38 It's not as easy to carry the 20 dishes that make up a "$500 dish" than it is a $1 dish. Grow the fuck up and get a clue. You don't order a huge amount of food and liquor that requires a lot of time and attention from the wait and kitchen staff and then basically skip out the door and stiff your servers - who could have turned your table at the get go and been waiting on other patrons who know how to tip decently.

And #41? You're a douchebag. What I wouldn't give to ship you and these two fuckwits to Europe where the tip is automatically added onto the bill. And then you're expected to add to it.

I'd say I hope restaurants refuse them service in future but the idea of these two greedy fuckbags chowing down on some waiter's spunk is just too good an idea to screw with.

I'm so shocked we haven't heard of these 2 getting bashed in the face w/a baseball bat or at least someone throwing scolding hot soup at them. Please people of superficial -get off the back of the fish, he's bringing us our inspiration. We need to band together and if any of us ever see these inbred faggits in person, get creative with the attack. Do it for our reputation as a dignified country (my favorite tree), that we don't put up w/douchery at this staggering level. We represent!

Her mouth is open because she's just a puppet. Spencers hand is up her ass making her sing and dance and make ugly clothes. He is living his secret fantasys through her. She's just a corpse. Hense the slack jaw.

They look like they belong on a national socialist poster

That Birkin bag is as fake as Heidi's breasts.

That Birkin bag is as fake as Heidi's breasts.

On behalf of servers everywhere I'd like to say EFF the stingy mcbastards who leave less than 15% on good service.

I greet you within one minute so you don't get butthurt that I'm not there yet. I get your drinks in under 4 minutes. I put in your super-modified order (this is not your house, pick the mushrooms out yourself, princess) and deal with the pissed off cooks who'd rather throw the difficult order of food at me than cook it because no one's paying them any tips. I refill your goddamn iced tea fives times, I hope you get diabetes by the way, order your froo-froo drinks from my bartender, take them back when you 'cant taste the alcohol' (hello isn't a drink supposed to taste good?) deal with my pissed off bartender who won't make the drink for five minutes to punish you (and you me for the late drink), and remake it as many times as it takes for your highness to approve. I bring napkins. Oh you want ranch? Make a trip across the restaurant. Oh now you want barbeque sauce? Make a trip... ad nauseumadnauseumadnauseufuckinum . FYI 'rare' really means bloody and cold you pussies, don't order it if you can't handle it. I also get your desserts with just as many problems from you, I get your senior discounts (10% BFD old person go suck an old tit with that $1.59 you saved) and take off the food I supposedly fucked up off your bill, run your multiple credit cards and payment options, god forbid your card is declined because OBVIOUSLY I'm the one who made it decline not you ya cheap shit... ALL THE WHILE DOING THE SAME DAMN THING FOR SEVEN OTHER TABLES. You think it's over? I have to run other servers food and drinks, answer the phone before it rings 3 times, restock ice and cups and plates and roll silver ware so we don't run out and explain every little problem to my manager so they'll comp your meals. Then I sit down at the end of the day to check my email to see if I've gotten any other job offers (just graduated college, bilingual, fantastic resume) and there's NOTHING because no one's hiring during a recession. That's right Dubya-RECESSION-.

Tip big if you're spending big. Not because a $5 glass of wine weighs the same as a $60 glass but because I have to clean your glass, present, pour, exchange for a wine you DO like, and refill. I'll set the $5 one down and wish you luck. It's the decorum I have to struggle to execute that you tip on. Not the fucking wine itself you dumbshits.

You try doing that for 5 hours a day 5 days a week and see if you don't take it personally when someone stiffs you after trying their damndest to get you through one fucking meal.

To all the adequate/good/fantastic tippers, you make me want to live. Thank you.

p.s. The worst part about it is I try SO hard to make myself spit in your food but at the end of the day I'm a good person and I'd go home feeling like I lowered myself to your level had I been able to. I can't spit in your food. I wish I could.

#41 A 10% tip? 1958 called, it wants its Big Spender poster boy back. I'd go, because it's not like you're impressing your dates here or anything.

Don't give any of that fucking government bullshit about it not being your problem that restaurants don't pay their servers. Guess what? It's not gonna change any time soon, and until then, get off your fat ass and cook your own damn dinner, or go to McDonald's.

I just graduated college. You think anyone's gonna hire me for a stellar job that pays above the poverty level right off the bat? No sirree, that's why it's gonna be two part-time jobs, and one of them will likely be serving, YES, because of the tips. Anyone who has done it knows that it's backbreaking work, and if the world worked properly, they'd/we'd all be being paid upwards of $40/hr for that nonsense.

And please, don't give crap either about how much "harder" it must be to carry a $60 entree than a $20 one. Guess what? The government doesn't care. You are taxed based on your food sales. Tips are like commission that isn't mandatory. If you don't report at least 10% of your total sales, you get audited. And that's accounting for the custom of tipping out.

You say the food sucks? Well, get a manager, get free food, and leave the poor kid who brought it all to you a tip anyway. Especially if they provided stellar service, though the kitchen may not have been up to par. They get paid hourly. Your college aged bottom of the barrel kids, not so much. But yes, if they suck, then don't tip them. End of story. I have no objection to not tipping someone who doesn't deserve it. But seriously, making excuses that "they're just doing their job"? You don't fucking like it, don't go out to eat. Welcome to America. Shut the fuck up. Go to Europe if you'd rather not deal with tipping.

LOL.

it is very very sad hearing all these comments from people on the service industry. which only accomplished one thing : from now on il try to protect me and my food from rude people. i can assure you dudes. next time i have a problem with the waitress. im going to let the manager know. even if its tiny.

BECAUSE A SERVICE JOB SHOULD HAVE A OBLIGING ATTITUDE.

@30:

Reservoir Dogs for the win.

And on a sidenote: stop writing about this douchebaggery. These two cunts are a fucking insult to human society. The fucking winners in the annual Darwin awards.

Tipping more than 22 € is retarded. The waiter won't remember you anyways.

Is it me or does the male douche sometimes look like Warren from Something About Mary. Someone get him to say, "franks and beans".

1. If the service is good, we always tip, and tip well. If the service is REALLY BAD? We don't tip and don't ever return. Same thing if the food is bad (looking at you, Aussie Jack's in St. Robert, MO; yeah, you SUCK!). Simple as that.

2. If your job doesn't pay you enough, or doesn't at least GUARANTEE a set wage, don't complain to me if you don't get a tip from me because you sucked ass as a server, and don't expect me to cover your salary. If you need more money, get another job. So I don't want to hear about how I should always tip. Go work at Wal-Mart, you whiny pussies.

3. With the price of gas, who's gonna drive to go eat out?! A-duh! Besides, some 3rd grader did a science project on how the ice they serve in restaurants is dirtier than your toilet water. I haven't eaten out in months because of that.

4. I am so tired of hearing all these punk ass bitches who wanna complain about how their job sucks, and how they don't get paid enough for it 'cuz they are in college, when plenty of their peers are in Iraq getting shot at and blown up WISHING they could afford to be at college and working as a waiter/waitress. Talk to THOSE guys, just for a sec, and you won't be complaining about how "bad" your life is....ask me, I'll tell you, been there twice...

Amen @ number 72.

Fuck this shit- I'm out.....

These two are just friggen sickening and by the friggin way, are they attatched at the hip???? It seems that she can't pee without him and vice versa.

I would have said "Excuse me, you forgot your $16.00 change." Dipshits would have kept on walking no doubt...

#109......lest you forget.....it's a VOLUNTEER ARMY......so don't bitch about not having a choice. Your "peers" could have made the decision to wait tables instead of "getting shot at and blown up" to pay for college. It's all about CHOICE. Just because you CHOOSE to slack off in school and get shitty grades without any college ready to hand you scholarship money is your fault - no body but your own. So lay off those that decided differently - to make their own path without having to throw their hands up in the air, scoff only to have daddy government give them a job because you weren't qualified to do anything else. And mea culpa, perhaps you choose to serve your country because you really wanted to and not because you believed "well...what else am going to do.....hey, it's a paycheck, they'll take any retard"..........in saying that......thank you for your service, but loose the attitude.......it was your choice.

I agree with the posters who say the current tipping system in the US sucks, it's way too ambiguous. That being said, I always try to tip at least 15% because I have friends who used to work in a restaurant back when, let's just say they weren't as mature. Some of the stories they told me of what they did to the food there I probably shouldn't repeat. And a lot of their victims were repeat customers.

So I always try to leave a decent tip, give or take a few bucks, depending on how many small bills I have in my wallet. All you servers out there, hey, I sympathize with you, but please don't mess with the people who at least try to tip decently.

Oh my god the US is so tetchy about tips, over here in the UK we dont even give tips, as if you moan that much, your getting paid to do your job do you think i get tips in my office job? How selfish.
Do your job! your getting paid for it! as if your getting paid over $100 in tips by maybe 1 person, thats half my weeks wage,
id count yourselves lucky if you get anything.
and thats disgusting if you did something to customers food, yeah that really makes me want to tip waiters! pathetic.

THEY PROBLY TRIED TO TIP RIGHT BUT FUCKED UP THE MATH USING THEIR CALCULATOR ON THEIR BLACKBERRIES AND THEN WERE LIKE ..YEAH 16 THATS RIGHT, RIGHT? YEAH.. AND THEN THOUGHT THEY DID A GOOD JOB LOL

To you ignorant cheapasses who don't tip properly, haven't you seen "Waiting?"- "Don't fuck with the person who handles your food". Servers remember you and tell each other when you come in again. Seriously. Not to mention wishing bad things to befall you and your family. And don't use a credit card. Just sayin'....