May 13 2008Heidi & Spencer: Oh yeah, these two should get cat AIDS

FIRST you fucking anal sores

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What idiots.

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so...Spencer...dude...nice fucking clothes. You're putting out for a rich retired golfer, aren't you? Did mom see the geezer cheese dripping out of your ass?

Two Fucktards and a Milf.

OM FUCKING GOD. These are the whitey-est whiteys on the face of the planet. I think my eyes just exploded. That first pic is just ridiculous. These two have officially lost their souls. Cat aids is too good for them.

Now I know where Heidi gets her fucking idiotness....

Picture 10 is just precious. Notice how the mare gently nuzzles her foal.. Seriously Fish dude, we had a pretty good run for a few days without seeing these douchefuckers faces. What gives??

What the fuck is that? Why is that dude running around with a giant picture of what seems to be a terrible portrayal of a flower? Why the fuck do they meet for mothers day in a park? Why not a strip club? Or a brothel?
Who watches this shit?

You know, as staged as these pictures tend to be, I really enjoy looking at Heidi.

She take great care of herself and clothes just stick to her like paint, revealing all her secret curves and tickle spots. How can one not even notice those perfectly white teeth and charming smile?

Smooches!

Randal

Please stooooooooooooop posting pictures of these two. They're idiots, we get it, and we're over it. If we want to see their ridiculous faces we can just google them.

#7 why do you have to throw racial slurs into it? What's wrong with you? What does it matter if they are white? Man if someone wrote about beyonce & jayz being the blackest black they'd be tarred and feathered. I think cat aids is too good for YOU

Now #9 has it correct. They are indeed douchefuckers faces. But leave the "white" part out of it, #7.

In the top pic Spencer's doing his Heidi-mouth impression because he just spotted a cute 8-year-old boy.

I'd barf on that painting and hopefully some would run into Spencer's open mouth

When did they get back together? On the show they are broken up? Does this ruin my chances with Spencer?

@10 1BigBear

That is a giant mother's day card. People give very big cards a) as a joke or b) to emphasize tehir sentiment (i guess). In this case tho' it is just a ploy for the photo shoot so that the whole fucking world knows that pie-hole and pencil-dick gave their mum a card.

I do however have to say that i am digging the amount of leg/butt the mom is showing in pic1. MILF?

I agree with #12

If ya stop posting.. they'll have nobody to be posey cheeseballs for.

they are the honkiest of honkies and plasticky of plastics and every photo these Mattel doll rejects take are not worthy to come with any generic walmart picture frame

#13 - chill out, captain kneejerk. These are indeed a trio of caspers. Just as blacks have their embarrassing types (Bobby Brown, Michael Jackson, the 47% of them currently on welfare) whites also have a few cringers. They have jobs, pay taxes, don't have a long record of crimes or addictions to crack, etc., but still, in a vastly more subtle and refined (not to mention: evolved) perspective, they're a little embarrassing for the rest of us.

Who the fuck keeps their mouth open that wide all the time? What is WRONG with these assholes? It is beyond creepy the way these two set up all these photo shoots masquerading as actual life. Plus, I think Heidi is trying to get fashion designers to give her some free clothes/accessories with the way she's making sure that handbag gets displayed in all the shots. The whole thing makes me want to VOM.

The AIDS headline is offensive.

@13 pathetic - I *do* have cat aids :( and it hurtz....

and i am sorry i don't care if it seems like a racial slur to you, they look like a freaking ad for whiteness.

I agree 100% with Mike. There's absolutely no need for it and it's not funny. The acronym "AIDS" is quite an emotional term for people who care about others, and it's completely heartless to try (unsuccessfully) to use it as fodder for jokes.

In the future, please refrain from referring to "AIDS" here, as it's inappropriate.

Or at least spell it out: Anally Injected Death Serum, a/k/a, Adios Infected Dick Sucker.

Thank you,

Rip Rectum

What the fuck is wrong with these two???

I jus pooped

Not that I watch a lot of porn or anything, but if I was a repairman and this mom answered the doorbell, the kitchen table would get a thick vaginal secretion sheen before anything got fixed.

Feline aids is the number one killer of cats.

#26 - nice try with the wrong spelling, but I'd write "just poped"

thats an insult to cats everywhere.

I would have thought AIDS was a big problem mostly for poodles.

#27: and the music in the background goes bow-chicka-bow-bow...

why the HELL do these dickwads still get posted?

Mrs. Montag, you raised a conniving whore. Congratulations!
May you spend the rest of your life dealing with Spencer.

What is so offensive about bringing up aids? People have have it deserve it because either A) they were being nasty whores, or B) they were addicts sharing a needle. Either way, people who have aids need to die.

and decades from now when they are on Hollywood Squares Survivor 2035 and have aligned themselves with Solomon Grundy and Brainiac to overthrow the Banker and LC, I will be able to say that I have been following their careers for years...

they get posted b/c they are ridiculously hilarious to look at. it's like a fucking cartoon rendering of people...just look at the pictures...not even a chuckle? a smile? nothing? only frowns and knitted eyebrows? c'mon @33 "makes me wonder"...crack a smile. Jimbo said he "jus pooped". that there's funny, i don't care who you are.

I would seriously bone Mrs. Montag's butt... Then her mouth

The paps should just boycott these used tampons, and quit giving them publicity. The picture of Spencer with his mouth open looks like there's a lawn gnome behind him giving him some pleasure. If I never have to see another picture of these two again, I just might make it!

I'd like to kick all three of them in the twat.

Dear god. Can the apocalypse be far behind?

As much as I hate to admit this, I bet she has a sweet, tight, pretty vag.

These two have GOT to be the biggest media whores to ever walk the planet. I wish a bus would get dropped on them.

@35: you are just full of tasty tardness! might i partake and lick it off your infected hole?

I actually like these Heidi Montag posts. I look at each and every photo and laugh hysterically. The very idea that they try to pass these off as real blows my mind.

These 2 and their staged photo ops, should be transported back in to time to the French Revolution cos they are truly revolting and Guillotined and their heads stuck on spikes for us all to laugh at and for Fish to put on his page.

um, hello. that's a freaking birkin bag. how in the freak did heidi montag get a birkin bag?

Who are these people again?

@44-Certainly, as soon as you get out of elementary school and learn how to capitalize.

FIRST!!!!!!

what is wrong with these people? Thay must be idiots. Retarded people can't help how they are. These two are just stupid, idiots!

@47 whatever

she got it by whoring herself out and promising to flash it on "mother's day".

if you know they are douchebags reality sluts..why do a post about them..

I just had a flash of inspiration - These two are doing this on purpose! With full knowledge of how incredibly ridiculous they are. They do these shoots, then go home to their cribs, bust out the tequila, coke and hookers and laugh themselves all the way to the bank. It has to be this way, please for the love of god, there can't be two completely idiot douchebags in this close proximity to each other. It must violate some kind of law of physics.

Seriously, I never thought this until now (and I've seen far too many of their staged photos on this site)--it's a huge joke, and the joke's on us. I work in marketing, and only a ruthless, consistent marketing or PR strategy could result in such consistently executed fake photos. They are NEVER caught candidly, they ALWAYS have stupid props and open mouths, and EVERY TIME they get the same response. It's as if their handlers have positioned them as being "the couple everyone loves to hate, but can't stop talking about." I am sorry to say it, because I find them as reprehensible as everyone else, but it's working.

Hot mess:

Great minds think alike!

@ 35. Maybe you should consider the millions in third world countries living with aids who inherit from their parents, or the women living there whose husbands give aids to them and then disown them from the family when the disease is discovered. Not all countries are able to practice safe sex and the like. Next time remove your head from your ass before you write an ignorant comment like that.

I said it once
I'll say it again
...............NERDS

I swear, Spencer must be a gelding (castrated horse). How else can he stand this! His overacting at all of these staged, sickeningly sweet events (the three "S") is pathetic .

to 47: it is actually a kelly bag. still mighty expensive though. i once read that hermes does not give free stuff to celebrities, so i highly doubt they would bend the rule for these f-listers.

it is so gross to see her mother getting involved. these people are slime. please stop posting these losers.

holy crap @54 and 55 - missmad! you and i like...posted the same thing at the same time. we must have just ripped throuhg the heidi and spencer wormhole and created a new dimension...a dimension where asshats like these are vaporized on sight.

and now back to star trek...but i have to say that was pretty cool, missmad.

I agree with 57, 35 is an ass

Full effing dentures

@61: It was cool! I think it was the first photo that gave me my revelatory moment. I work on photoshoots in my job, and I was trying to imagine giving the "talent" (to use the term loosely) direction for a shot where the scenario was supposed to be Mother's Day. It didn't make sense to me that Heidi was on Spencer's lap, not engaged at all with her mom but rather just gloating about her expensive bag and his hand grabbing her thigh. And Spencer's gaping maw...he's clearly mocking the gift of the painting. They've gone past the cheesy beach or shopping photos into something more calculating, more sinister. They are laughing at us, and they're getting just what they want. When it comes out years from now in their tell-all book we will remember this day and our cosmic convergence!

very creepy these 2

id munch on moms vagina.........spencer looks like a fucking albino

My friend's 26 year old daughter died of AIDS. My huge white cat has it. I am not sure if he sucked pussy dick or took cat cock in the ass or whatever but it does not make me happy. I do not wish illness on anyone in reality (except for the assholes here).
Does the continent of Africa deserve to be plundered and ravaged with sickness? What about Europe?

Sorry

He looks like he has Down's Syndrome, and she's a congenital moron for letting him "manage" her. Or fu¢k her.
Blech.

This is one of the weirdest looking guys I've ever seen, but I can't quite put my finger on why he looks so strange. Can't. Stop. Staring.

i've never really wished herpetic sores on anyone before, but these two assmilks seem deserving...

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP POSTING THESE ASS CLOWNS?
THEY ARE MORE FONEY THEN A $3 BILL!!!
NOT TO MENTION, TOOLS!!!!!!!!
SPENSER HAS A PUSSY!!!!!

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP POSTING THESE ASS CLOWNS?
THEY ARE MORE FONEY THEN A $3 BILL!!!
NOT TO MENTION, TOOLS!!!!!!!!
SPENSER HAS A PUSSY!!!!!

Heidi reminds of this girl in my 9th grade class. She was blond and had the body of a little girl. She'd sit on guy's laps just like that, and the ones who were into her were always really creepy... kinda like Spencer.

WTH??? Where's the piggy back/shoulder ride/holding her like a baby shots? I thought for SURE he'd have her mother on his shoulders in this set! Pfft.. LAME-O!!!

I'm with you, ph7.

Enjoy your AIDS

#47, 60 That's not a real Hermes Kelly; the flap is curved, it should be squared off.
Figures - Heidi is fake, too. Like calls to like.

JAYSUS Christ, I just found Americas Next Top Aryan Third Reich Neo-Nazi models.........

Holy shit, tell me those kids aren't love children from Conan O' Brien and pasty assed Jif Gaffigan...................no joke. Either that, or those Doctors in Iceland let them escape their "non-sunlight exposed" cages to run amok here in the US.

These motherfuckers are so white (and, I am white) that they are reverse freakin' negatives of white, but still white.

I swear to god I went to look at her tits, and could see her spine, and I don't have x-ray vision, she is just the "clear" version of Aqua-Aryan 2.0.

OH YEAH>............No one, that's right.

@64 - missmad

"They've gone past the cheesy beach or shopping photos into something more calculating, more sinister. They are laughing at us, and they're getting just what they want. When it comes out years from now in their tell-all book we will remember this day and our cosmic convergence!"

ROFLMAO! it was definately the first pic that did it for me too...butnow i am a little bummed...it kinda takes the fun out of laughing at them knowing that they are actually incarnations of the antichrist.

That Spencer is a herpes infested cuntfaced douchebag. Why does every photo they're on look so fucking staged? Can't Heidi ever shut her mouth? Jesus H. Christ, it's as if she is laughing 24/7.

Evil psychopath: "Heidi, I'm gonna rip out your guts, cook 'em and feed 'em to you while you are still alive, although you are bleeding to death"
Heidi: " *Smile* no please no! *smile* *open mouth* *smile some more* "
Spencer: "Hi, I'm a douche! And I have a vagina!"

Fake fucking fools.

These guys can't be serious. This is either a social experiment or a prank.

These two make me want to kick a puppy right across the room. Could Spencer be any more abvious about looking right into the camara. Ugh! Someone find me a puppy!

These two make me want to kick a puppy right across the room. Could Spencer be any more obvious about looking right into the camara. Ugh! Someone find me a puppy!

Meh, to be honest, I can't really give a damn about seeing pictures about these two cos quite frankly, I don't really find em that interesting. But I can't say I'm really enraged or whatnot about the fake pictures or daft expressions they've got on their faces - let em get on with it, best case scenario they're a couple of silly sods who seem to be enough in love with each other to not really give a damn about how they look, worst case scenario they're both a couple of attention hounds. Either way, who cares? o.O

STOP WASTING SPACE ON THIS SITE WITH THE SITE OF THESE TWO "ASSCLOWNS". THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE KNOW THEM IS BECAUSE THEY FAKE EVERYTHING, FROM HER OVERSIZED FAKE TITS TO HER OVERSIZED FAKE HORSE TEETH.

THESE TWO WILL BE IN BALTIMORE THIS WEEKEND. HE ENTERED HORSEFACE INTO THE PREAKNESS.
HER HORSE NAME: "WHOGIVESAFLYINGFUCKABOUTTHESETWO"

why would you keep posting this shit?

spence...those are some really bad shoes man

Normally I punch people right in the pussy when they write their entire post in CAPS, but I have to say, I agree with #86 whole heartedly.

I would totally do her mom!

There's a picture missing from this set........the one of the photographer hanging himself from the tree in the background. Poor bastard.

Not only do their pictures suck, those gifts suck as well. What the fuck happened to maybe a diamond tennis bracelet for the woman who had to squeeze you out? I thought these bastards were rich.

You know, it wouldnt be so bad if they weren't looking DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA.

I dont really understand what's more pathetic - the pictures you posted or the fact that you posted at all about this

who ARE the people taking these photos of them? Or is it spencer setting the timer and running to pose.

Whats with Heidi and the Perm-open mouth pose? I got somethin fo dat, OH KAYYYY

who ARE the people taking these photos of them? Or is it spencer setting the timer and running to pose.

Whats with Heidi and the Perma-open mouth pose? I got somethin fo dat, OH KAYYYY

who ARE the people taking these photos of them? Or is it spencer setting the timer and running to pose.

Whats with Heidi and the Perma-open mouth pose? I got somethin fo dat, OH KAYYYY

i agree with #57... #35 is so obviously as ignorant as they come.
aside from the millions living with AIDS in third world countries who are either not educated about it or born with it... what about all those people out there who contract it from rape? or cheating perverted husbands who can't keep it in their pants and bring the virus home to the unsuspecting wife?
fucked up world, it is.

I wonder if they have ever considered celebrating a holiday indoors? Every prop filled holiday photo screams CHEESEBALL & DOUCHBAG! I can hardly stand it. Where are this chick's friends? You know she needs to be called out on this shit............

When George Orwell wrote "1984", he left out the part with Heidi and Spencer in it.

If I broke both her ankles would they euthanize her on the right on the sidewalk?

Pleasse stop posting them Please stop please

@47...

Right??? How did that dirty skank get a Birkin and who do I have to do to get one? As long as it is NOT Spencer Pratt I'm in....

Look at how wide he opens his mouth..... let's just say his favorite bird is a cock or two.....

just please run across a freeway or just kill yourself PLEASE!

could someone snap that handbag for me when they kill her....how does this horse faced hag afford multiple Birkins????

The word "ebola" comes to mind. ::crosses fingers::

FUCK HER FOR HAVING A BIRKIN BAG!!!

Stop posting these crap photos of these witless turds.

Seriously, the biggest blow you could take against these two talentless mediawhores is to NOT talk about them and post their painfully stupid photos.

They lap this up like a dog at its own vomit. They love that you post their garbage.

@ I agree completely.

PLEASE STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF THESE IDIOTS. NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM... WASTE OF SPACE RETARDS. I THINK EVERYONE IS HOPING THEY'LL GO AWAY.

Bhahahashdah Cat AIDS. Nice. :)

It was so nice not hearing about the most hated couple in the world for awhile. Please don't report on them again.

I love the fact that Spencer is ALWAYS looking at the camera. Maybe it would be a tad bit more realistic if he was actually paying attention to the moment rather than their friend taking the picture.

....hey you guys, dont make such fun for this two whites...cant you see? they are prettier than you are....alright, heidi is sexy, she have the curves, spencer may look pale, but why the color matters when he can be hot? all he need is a tan and boy, you'll forgot you have a boyfriend hahaha

....if you dont have anything to say to this couple, then just SHUT UP! im not a fan of them though....but i just dont mind their business.....somehow, they are CUTE together.... PEACE!!!

please stop posting anything about these two

What the hell is up with these two fart tarts always smiling!? Kinda reminds me of Bob from those Enzyte commercials.

Please make these people go away. Why are they even on TV or any magazines? I don't get it. She looks like a botox queen on crack and he's a greedy, vintictive lil' boy. Come one, what has happen to our society!?!?!