May 29 2008Heidi Montag in her bikini/only useful form

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this girl wants it soooo bad.

Big fake breasts and zero brain. Why do we care?

As much as I think she is worthless, she looks as good as ever in these shots.
I would tag it but want her gone as soon as I finish my last pump.

haha they are so sad. wow.

I NEVER EVER Comment in here ! but I HATE THIS GIRL SOOOO MUCH THAT I HAD TOO.. I cant take it anymore... this chick is SOOOO FAKE !!! its like OMG!!!! WTF??? Are you serous ??? Her poses and shit!! I mean hello are we spposed to be like "Oh Wow Look how cute, they got caught on the beach together?"

I dont think so.. Im a girl and I am not hating on her looks...nor am i jealous, cus i would be there first one to say that a girl is pretty, but this bitch it super annoying...

I hate her !!!! she should fucking move out of thiis world. I am sick of her :(

i hate this fake bimbo

Someone tell that girl to close her legs. I can hear an echo...

come on, she still looks very doable. and her smirck makes it even more enjoyable.

Ahh, the joy and beautification process of plastic surgery. If only every girl had the opportunity to change her worst flaws to look perfect, the world would be a happier place. *sigh*

looks like she got the fake ass implants!
fake bitch...

I hate her for being such a shallow, annoying cunt.
However, I must admit she looks pretty fucking hot. And I'd love to make her do nasty things in bed.

is it just me....or could she stand to gain about 10 pounds? correct me if i'm wrong, but don't most guys want someone who doesn't look like a little girl (minus the giant fake breasts obviously)?

The only thing this skank is good for is porn. Yeah. Her and Lezzy Lohan in a nice porn scence. Maybe Lindsay munching on old Hiedi's fish taco might make the hobag open her mouth even wider, if that's possible.

it's funny how all the fatties are bashing Heidi. She's got a smokin' bod, most guys would love to tap her.

She looks really cute, and she has a great figure (yeah, I know, they're fake). However, she is SERIOUSLY itty-bitty. I agree - she could stand to gain five or ten pounds.

#16
Oh please. This girl's light is on and no one is home. Fuck it if you'd like, but you KNOW you'd never bring this home to momma.

#7 It's ok. I'll talk you down. I think it's fair to say that EVERYONE hates this worthless, self absorbed, science-experiment-gone-horribly-wrong, sorry excuse for human, waste of space as much as you. So much so that we violently angry. So, what I usually do is punch a wall and pretend it's her face..

Then I go to the emergency room. Mmmmm delicious painkillers..

I would absolutely RUIN that.

Yea, she's utterly ridiculous--no question! She does, however, have a smokin' body that, with the exception of the boob job, she probably worked/starved pretty hardcore for.

Her body is kind of okay. If you can stand the fake breasts.
But this face! And that ... ermm ... 'smile'! Gnng, makes ... my .. dick ... vanish..

I think Max Hardcore has found his next starlet.......

anyone, anyone?

Both of these fucks have to be put down, just make them go away.. That said at least Heidi can take a drink. That douchebag of her's is grimacing on the warm champagne they bought for their photo shoot. WEAK..

God, how I would wreck that.

Oh, come on. She's just dumb enough to be talked into just about anything sexual you men would want to do to her.

Some guy would suggest something crazy, she'd look puzzled for a minute, then nod "ok" with that big, stupid smirk on her face...and I bet it would be the best sex that guy ever had.

Kinda like fucking a blow-up doll.

god the chicks that comment on this site are so jealous. yes i cant stand this girl but she looks so hot.............. bodies like hers are just motivation cause its perfect,.. not talkin about the tits but everything else..

I'd do her in the pooper.

Bitch needs to eat a sandwich.

HAHA did they have a costume change mid-way through their quick dip at the beach?

She's so hot

I am so sick of these two douche bags.
They are a waste of perfectly usable organs, they should kill themselves and donate their organs as soon as possible.
Do they ever NOT pose?
They probably pose on the f'ing toilet...just in case of a photo op.

She is a retard but has a great body.
I'm not getting the "everyone who bashes her is jealous or fat" comments. No one is saying she's ugly. But really, she seems pretty fucking stupid. She kind of begs to be made fun of.

#26 twzzlrgirl, that is exactly the appeal.

While she looks hot, I would rather have LC and her beefy curtain goodness.

i don't know about you, but i would definitely stick my fist in her face!

ew
her boobs are gross
and she's two skinny
like if you can see the outline of someone's hipbone, okay
but you can see every little indent of hers
jalfkjasfldsjf
eat something
maybe you'll grow some real tits

when is she going to do snuff porn already?

And right after the posting of gorgeous & talented Sarah MacLachlan, we get hit with this fake, useless waste of space. Oh the humanity!

Perfect body (minus fake tits) Absolutely flawless. Not too skinny either. God I wish I looked like that!

there should be an iq requirement for reproduction. this girl should be sterilized (and her douche of a boyfriend)... i almost can't believe that she isn't embarrassed to see how she looks in these pictures. a nice body doesn't change the fact that she looks pathetic.

Who ever said she's too skinny is a FAT PIG who hates that others are HOT. You people are soo sad. get a life and a DIET PLAN!

Umm...just because someone says that this fake-ass slut is too skinny (which she is) does not mean that they are fat. I'm not saying she's not hot, I'm just saying that she would be even hotter if I didn't have to see every single bone in her body poking through her skin.

My godness. A pair of two idiots! Blond barbie fake boobie german girl and this guy with white beard moustache whatever. They want to sell them soooooooo bad. SOOOOOOOO PATHETIC!

stupid bitch brought glass on the beach?
i hope she steps on a drity needle.

I guess the dufus duo is just too high class to drink anything on the beach except for champaign unlike we non-rich, non-famous types. Why not just add a monocle and a top hat to your beach-wear ensemble and go for totally retarded?

She is such a no talent bimbo from hell, but i would still sodomize her so i would have to look at her buter face!!

It pains me to say that she looks incredible in these. My instinctual woman desires are controlling my mind.

She may have fake tits, but compared to the vast majority of women, she is a prime hit. I still think she should have not gotten the boobs and stayed with what she had. She was still hot back then.

Isn't that the same bikini in the last few pics that Britney was sporting a few weeks back?

you know who would make a great couple? michael schuhmacher and heidi

their chins are just made to be together.

Holy Fake Tits, Batman !!

Holy Fake Tits, Batman !!

It is amazing how she manages to always look so natural.

- Eventually she will have to show more ass to keep this going.

dude, take her off. shes fuckin disgusting

She can fit as much cock in her mouth as I can in my ass. And no, that's not a compliment.

I really like how Nuvaring looks like the main source of advertisement for your blog...lol.

I really like how Nuvaring looks like the main source of advertisement for your blog...lol.

I wonder if she shaves it. I hope not. A totally out of control bush under there would be very hawt.

More pictures of pasty half-wits in bikinis.

YAWN!

Superficial is getting lazier and lazier.

28-INDEED. I WOULD LOVE TO CLEAN HER INSIDE/OUTSIDE HER ASSHOLE WITH MY TONGUE AND SWALLOW.

i always say, if ya gotta get fake boobs, somethings wrong with ya (unless they are alien like) but anyway, i've never seen or heard her on TV, only here .... i look at her as i would a blow up doll, think that sums it up.

shitty boobjob.

God how I'd love to bend her over and fuck the hell out of her tight asshole while Spencer watched! I don't know who would cry more.

I feel indifferent to these two. There is nothing remarkable about them at all. Two pretty and really dull individuals who are famous for something next to nothing.

this cunt has some major daddy issues. and beavis needs to get his face fixed, then again if he did him and heidi would be twins. ehh creepy.

Honest to god. I have no idea who these people are lol. Why do do you guys keep posting their pictures?

Good lord she's a poser slut.

WHat I'd like to know is how they got that horse to wear a bikini, then stand up on its hind legs like that. God I love the circus!!!

okay i will admit that her body might be kinda hot..

but her FACE & boobs are atrocious.

#34 -- HuckyDucky -- of course that's the appeal!

She would probably look good with a ball gag in her mouth, too, btw.

:)
Twizzy

now if she would only keep her mouth closed and never speak again

Must....squeeze....boobies.....

I think the term "bumping uglies" should also apply to Heidi and Spencey kissing each other in public. I'd rather see him grinding on his last girlfriend Brody Jenner. These are about two of the most disgusting, hideous creatures that god has ever dropped on this planet.

Just when you thought he couldn't get any uglier, he had to add the facial hair. He's so nasty, it reminds me of an elf, leprechaun or that fat, hairy, naked baby...cupid is it? Sick.

I don't think they understand that some people are just born ugly. No amount of money could ever fix that, a doctor that talented does not even exist at this point.

For the love of all things good, please wear bags over your heads and donate the money you use to buy clothes, makeup, surgery, etc.. to people who actually have a chance.

I have to admit the girl has a very hot body! her face is not cute and very annoying and the boobs look way fake, but her body is hot.
SHe is still the stupidest most annoying girl, and spencer .. . .
did anyone see them on tyra, they said they were gonna adopt a african boy and name him Dunk. FUckin retards. I think the whole "hills" thing is fake, but these bitches are BEYOND fake!

My proposed solution to this bitch: brain transplant. Find a worthy member of society who's wonderful personality doesn't match her body, and put her brain in Heidi here. Then feed Heidi's brain to the dogs (if she even has one).

My proposed solution to this bitch: brain transplant. Find a worthy member of society whose wonderful personality doesn't match her body, and put her brain in Heidi here. Then feed Heidi's brain to the dogs (if she even has one).

who cares?

i'd hit it

you know, after making sure she was std-free

Pic 15 she look like shes happy w/ her ass, as am i.

superficial webmaster: "I'm pretty sure the ad graphics won't slow down the page loads."

Fish: "Good. let's sell every square inch of this mofo"

Has there ever been a tsunami with a death toll of two?

Am I the only one who thinks the poses are hysterical and loves the fake tour of everywhere these two people are on? Being a straight women who couldn't care less about the boobies and just can't be attracted to this "man" I find the entire campaign joyfully ridiculous. Bring on the next wave! They haven't kissed without touching hips at a museum yet. Or with sparklers. Or cross dressed. The possibilities are endless. And they're just pictures, which means I never have to hear either idiot speak; just enjoy my endless stream of things the blonde chick can open her mouth to the camera while doing.

I agree with you. Holding sparklers and sticks of dynamite at the 4th of July would be a perfect photo op.

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb datilng slite called "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is datilng young billlionaire on that site.

i'm not saying the comments represent jealousy, but 80-90% of the negative stuff directed at her come from girls and there's something to that. although, it IS hard for the guys to type insults with their dicks in the their hands so that might explain the disparity.

regardless, lay off the girl. she may not be the brightest bulb on the christmas tree, but she is smart enough to turn her 15 minutes into an living. she knows what she's doing and my guess is that the 'dumb' personality is an affectation. she realizes that as long as she stays on sites like this and in US weekly she can find a pay check and if everyone hating her keeps her relevant then thats what she'll do.

this two are SO FAKE!!!!!
so annoying.

By the way, she's not too skinny, she looks very healthy, and there's nothing wrong with fake breasts.

Admittedly, she has a great body. However, those fake breasts look stupid. She would look MUCH better with a completely flat chest.

Don't these girls get it? Those balloons are distracting and shout out "I AM A VAIN, SHALLOW BIMBO."

Please, ladies do NOT get breast implants. Guys who are worth getting will NOT want to fondle your goofy balloons!

I just read the most disgusting and nauseating thing here. I did not believe in Jewish media before but the very fact that this has been kept silent and that I have never heard of it speak volumes.

Jewish rabbis or I guess other jews who circumsize babies suck their penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not making this up.

Go to Slate magazine: http://www.slate.com/id/2133654/fr/rss/)

OMG it happens 4,000 times in New York according to research!!!!!!!!!

Here's another article on it:

http://www.slate.com/id/2125225/

That's just such a backward and and nauseating ritual and I don't know if this is not pedophilia, then what it? And the jewish religion permits it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

according to wikipedia:
in New York "the Orthodox community is rapidly growing due to the high birthrates of Hasidic sects, while the numbers of Conservative and Reform Jews are declining"

Why does nobody talk about these practices? What else are Americans not told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gross!

#43, you are one FAT piece of CRAP!

For the love of all things good - stop putting pictures of this skank on the site.
STOP! She's burning my eyes... and making it hard to pee.
OH NO - my monster betrays me. It betrays master!

As a favor to all mankind, I would place my penis in her mouth and reward the world with 10 minutes of blessed silence.

Admittedly, she has a great body. However, those fake breasts look stupid. She would look MUCH better with a completely flat chest.
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Admittedly, she has a great body. However, those fake breasts look stupid. She would look MUCH better with a completely flat chest.
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Does she have scoliosis?

90 and 91 Thanks for making me laugh guys, just awesome!

No one disputes she is SMOKIN hot. But I am so freakin tired of these "candids"... she looks positively ridiculous (but still very do-able)

Irregardless of her personality and whatnot, she's by far the most beautiful girl on TV. Only haters and homos are writing the negative comments.

This is one dumb ass broad. Famous for nothing, and completely plastic. Who fucking cares. Why does she pose like a fucking retarded seal? *smack* go play in the road! Heidi Who Fucking Cares Montag.

FRIST:

I love ya, buddy...but it's "regardless". Made the same mistake for years. "Regardless, now I know." :)))

Mag

oh by the way FRIST!!!, Id look like that too with the help of a plastic surgeon, and a bunch of money I got from sucking a lot of cock and being a worthless bitch with nothing intelligent to say. Oh im also a huge homo, and im hater...thanks for noticing.

Why is her mouth hanging open in every picture? She looks mentally ill.

STOP. POSTING. PICTURES. OF....

mmmm.... fake bewbs... bleached blonde... cubic zirconia in navel...

NO!... stop!... must focus...

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THESE TWO SCUMBAGS. YOU ONLY FEED THEIR MINDLESS DRIVE FOR MORE ATTENTION.

I soooooo want to rape this cunt in the ass. Don't worry, she wants it....

Do you not get that Superficial is IN on this P.O.S. ???

ok, this is how it works....they get the pic.s to Superficial...He/She posts them to Us... the stupid, fucking, idiotic masses. We googgle the shit up.

Is it normal to feel aroused and nauseous at the same time?

I bet she's a three hole woman!!!

This girl is by no means too skinny. She is perfect and Spencer is definitely doing her like this, doing her like that, doing her with a wiffle ball bat....

i've never experienced such a fierce battle between my brain and penis :(

Why do we all still care about this talentless horse and her douchefag of a boyfriend? We should all join forces and stop publishing their photo-ops around, they'll get the message soon and drop out of our sights.

This girl I want to Donkey Punch, and make her cry. Cry those sweet sweet tears sobbing "Why? Why would you do that to me?" Then clean out her wallet and leave.

BUTTERFACE!

The bitch looks fucking hot!!

stupid clit needs a nose job stat

I would love to see this girl DP'd by Barack Obama and Pete Doherty.

I would love to see this girl DP'd by Barack Obama and Pete Doherty.

At least there is limited Heidi-Spencer douchebaggery going on here. But man I hate this whore. Her chest and her head are both filled with amorphous goo.

Hot, but goddamn, she's got some ugly fuckin' feet. No wonder the stupid bitch buries them in the sand on almost every shot.

I gotta admit there is indeed a battle between my brain and my penis too. Kinda feel nauseous AND aroused at the same time. My brains tell me to lock up this Ms. Montag in a cave, and bury the douche named Spencer Pratt alive.

My penis however, says to screw this Heidi six ways from sunday, and bury the douche named Spencer Pratt alive.

Still, I can't believe that the only 'fame' they seem to get, is by posed shots. Do they appear anywhere else in the media whatsoever? God damn.

Jeez, you could park a pick up truck between that cleavage!

I think she is beautiful and she has the perfect body

I think she is beautiful and she has the perfect body

hows the shitty poses
what a wimp

she's hot and all (minus those hideous balloons sitting on that picket-fence of a chest) but what a tool.
....pass

think ankles

Her implants look really bad.

Nice ass for a white girl.

STOP!!!! Stop giving these two idiots the time of day. If everyone would just STOP posting their pictures and writing about them they might crawl back under their rocks.

oohh .... look at me ! I'm such an attention WHORE !

The clock is almost at 15 min. We hope you saved some of your money, cause you will need it.

I think she has a great body, but why is she always posed at least once with her legs together like she has to pee?

she has dude's feet!!!

i cannot fuckin believe that all u guys here let her appearance compensate for the fact that she's one of the dumbest fake ass bitches to ever force her way into the spotlight. COME ON GUYS!!! how can you say a face like that and those disgusting implants are hot?!

she is very hot to look at.. the tits are kind of annoying tho.. but without them meh...
still she IS hot.. greta ass and legs.. sort of vapid tho.. not that i know her..

the boyfriend is the epitome of a douchebag.. how many push ups do you think he did before the photo shoot?

and the ridiculous posing.. she is wearing two different sets of bikini with the same bottle of champagne.. her posing is generally awful with the dumb mouth open one the most annoying.. i like the twat emphasis in this set tho.. made my thing move.. very hot.. but the over acting must end.. if the dumbass photographer would just capture them actually talking it might be more interesting than "oh look champagne"

no matter what tho.. i dont mind looking at this chick..
the boyfriend irritates me tho..

It is beyond posed and called in. There desperation is palpable. Beyond everything else she is very fucking skinny no ass bitch with a horse face and a shitty boob job. Note this is not coming from a fat ugly chick.

I wish those fatigues he's wearing would be an indication that he is being drafted to Iraq FOREVER!!!

All douchebaggery aside. DO ANY LADIES ON THIS SITE THINK SPENCER IS HOT?? He is under the misconception that he is
BLECH!!!

Picture number three features exactly the same look he had the first time he sucked cock.

@71
YES!
And her head in my closet!...er,

typing out thoughts, nevermind

"Oh....cameras..posing...arching...crap...cramp...don't look pinched...must look sexual...hide vacant look in eyes...must not reveal lack of interest...can't hide ignorance and stupidity...make up for it in bimbo boobie poses...almost done...crap...cramps...will this never end?"

she should have gotten a chin job instead of a boob job.

I would be a very happy girl if I had a lean torso like that, but I'm not getting how any of the girls on that show get any publicity with their unremarkable faces. Guess it's just the voyeurs in us.

Heidi is awesome, shut up haters!

HA!

While I agree she has a nice body that most women would kill for -- did anyone notice her nasty feet in pic 8??? She's had so much work done on that body of hers, maybe she should fix her disgusting feet. Her left foot looks bigger than her entire body. Gross. Dig 'em back in the sand, Heidi.

Only a cruel and vengfull god would put that face on that body.

Repent sinners the end is nigh

Only a cruel and vengfull god would put that face on that body.

Repent sinners the end is nigh

these two again, imagine that. oh thats right the guy running this site has to pay his rent.

I hope thier publicists cheque doesn't bounce or it's out on the street for the Fish guy.

Cute girl. Awful feet.

Funny all the comments about fake boobs , i'm sure they are all from women, although i like the natural look you girls need to know that guys don't give a fuck if there fake so please stop with the " nice body except for the fake boobs."

I was checking the comments to see if anyone else noticed her disgusting feet!!! LOL Sure enough. haha Thank god I was done eating my breakfast before seeing those WEIRD ass toes! *gags*

I wish SOMEBODY would ask her WHY in the hell do they take so many fake shots! She needs to be told just how disturbing it all looks.. She's a pretty girl, obviously, but she'd have a way better career opportunity if she was actually known for "something" other than posed photo shoots in random places! And Spencer looks pretty pissy in this set. I'm guessing he's becoming jealous of all the alone shots Heidi is getting.. Pretty soon he'll be a thing of the past.. And she'll have someone hotter posing with her.. *loses breakfast* Sorry guys.. It was just too much!

I wish the media would stop bothering to give this girl any attention. She poses so desperately for the cameras.........its pathetic and it gets on my nerves.
oh, and I have nothing against women with breast implants, but I wish one of her boobs would just burst in public resulting in humiliating her ...

I wish the media would stop bothering to give this girl any attention. She poses so desperately for the cameras.........its pathetic and it gets on my nerves.
oh, and I have nothing against women with breast implants, but I wish one of her boobs would just burst in public resulting in humiliating her ...

She needs an ass, the fake boobies are not enough. And oh yeah, she needs a new face.

please just stop posting her.....

She may have the IQ of a glass of water, but her body is smoking!!!!

She is really fucking hot, I can't believe she is dating a guy who has pubes for facial hair

I kudos her for being able to keep looking good all the time! It must take a lot of effort in doing so. Britney should def. learn from her (:

Well, to be fair, Britney was hotter than this at her age just a few years ago. The ol' metabolism takes a nose-dive in some people after kids and in the early-to mid twenties ( if you don't work out to maintain your shape).

Her feet looks like they have their own brain!!!!!

yikes!!!

Her feet look like they have their own brain!!!!!

yikes!!!

First!

Oh, wait.

This girl's PR agent "could sell ketchup popsicles to a man in white gloves'.

she looks great. who cares if her breasts are fake, she lives in hollywood. her and spencer make a cute couple...

i'd rather see her under some bus tires than on the beach.

Ok, ok, we get it. She's beautiful and he's hot. Now make them go away. I'm sick of looking at their fake ass posing!

Stop posting about them already. They set up their posed "candid" shots because websites like this keep posting about them. Stop supporting them, stop reporting on them, and cut them off. They are both a waste of space and dont deserve air time here.

I have to admit she looks *hawt* ....I might have to fap n kill myself afterwards

It looks like she is tucking in her wang.

i like the one where she's flailing around in the water.. looks like her boobs are gonna fall right off and the rest of her will be blown away

hahahaha

i hope her feet find their way to some shards of broken glass and one small fragment embeds itself and makes it's way into her bloodstream, causing a major freak accident while on a flight to Brazil and she ends up in a third world country hospital...those would be some Great "candids"

She's doing the tuck. Man-gina.

I can't believe how fake her implants look...she literally has the chest of a Barbie.

I never post in this type of journalism, but I can't buy a six pack of Landshark without this menace to society blankly staring at me via US Weekly. Ok, so she looks good in a bikini.....more like has the body of a stripper, which isnt a bad thing. But seriously, how much longer is this impromptu photography session going to last? This is a weekly basis ordeal, how much did Satan give them for their souls?

She is okay, but her rib cage is too flat, it makes her look scrawny.You say she is hot but she has the body of an average 20 year old, plus nice fake boobs and pretty Barbie hair.
The worst of the two is him, his baby face sucks, and damn these long shorts are ugly. No legs can look good with those horrible long shorts - or short pants -or whatever you call this stupid piece of clothing.

Where's Jaws when you need him?

Wheres the real celebritys who sit on the beach with sand in their poopers drinkin HI-C....champagne?.... fags.

I'd stick my tongue in her ass.

Where'd she buy that bathing suit, Wal-Mart?

... if she didn't have huge plastic tits, all that cosmetic surgery to her face, and wasn't such an extreme blonde, she'd be hot.

BUT... as a dumb, fake bitch, she can for sure be considered hot and now will never get respect form anyone. Dumb broad.

ANNNNNOOYYYYINNNGGGGGG--Those POSES!!! AHH.

Don't get me wrong, I totally think that skinny, tall, blonde haired girls are pretty....

But does she not look like a Barbie gone bad.... like the machine kind of malfunctioned?

i love her

BUTT IMPLANTS!

Do yourself a favor, Superficial...please post the pics of Heidi Montag before she had her plastic surgery when Laguana Beach first came out years ago...the "before" pics, please. Everyone should know they they too could look like her if they spend the $$.

so who walks around the beach with a bunch of wine glasses in hand? these pics look completely out of place and how many more times do we have to see those damn wine glasses? urg...

yes, this girl is very dumb and she needs to be taught a lesson. and i will teach it. with my penis

Why is that dude in a bikini? I don't get it.

I seriously would like to punch this bitch in the face until she died. She's got a banging body though so I would have sex with the corpse.

She looks pretty but her thighs/hips look big. Her upper body looks great.

so. posed.

Someone needs to bang that cunt so hard that she will not be able to walk ever again..

I don't understand the posed photos? Who takes them? Who organises it? Who sells them? No one explains this shit.

I would tap both of them if I had two paper bags to put over their heads

She needs to be punished. Severely. For those ridiculously fake bolt-ons, for starters.

she looks like luciana salazar!

Heidi Montag and Spencer are like a dumber, blonder, more plastic version of Barbie and Ken doll. The sad thing is that they're trying for it. They're stupid and fake and so fucking boring it hurts. So get over yourself Heidi. No one cares.

Can anyone say Ray Finkle!!! She was cast in the next Pet Detective!

She has fat stocky legs. Pity her.

Spencers an asshole, but, and I hate my self for it: I would bang him, SO hard. Alot. And suck him off. And anything else he asked me to do (Read: Get plastic surgery to look JUST like him, then have sex with him)

Oh my GOD aren't these 2 no-talent idiots dead yet????? 2 of the most useless no talent attention whores in the world. Hey SPEIDI, go choke on some plastic silicone and die already you azztards

LMAO. Spencer and Heidi are fucking jokes. She's be fairly attractive if her huge fake tits and insatiable desire to be the center of any and all attention wasn't EATING MY SOUL.

she really needs to come to terms with the fact that The Hills has NOTHING to do with her.. and everything to do with Lauren Conrad. I dont like Lauren that much either and can't stand the hills, but I have respect for Lauren because at least she realizes her only talent is reality television and she isn't prancing around like a fool with her douche bag boyfriend trying to be the poor mans Nick and Jessica... we see how THEY ended up.. and I actually liked them.

I'd tare that dumb hot bitch up like a parkin ticket

So Lovely,pretty and sexy

I can't tell if Heidi is hotter than Paris in her audition tape for The Queen. check it out and let me know what you think:

http://minimovie.com/film-128313-Lost%20Screen%20Tests:%20Paris%20Hilton