Heidi Montag in a bikini: Now with more balcony!

Gonna vom........

skank

skank

The funniest part of this batch is that moon faced retard pretending to read Forbes. Haha. Good one, fucktard.

Are we supposed to believe that these to have had sex? With each other?

And what's with the nonstop champagne? Oh, right-cuz they're classy.

Spencer thinks that magazine he's "reading" is pronounced "For bees."

You know with all of these staged events...I wouldnt be suprised if, next eyar, they come out as BROTHER AND SISTER!! haaa...we fooled you ALLL!

You know with all of these staged events...I wouldnt be suprised if, next eyar, they come out as BROTHER AND SISTER!! haaa...we fooled you ALLL!

A+ boob job

Irregardless of their staged "relationship" she's 100% lickable in that bikini. And I don't think Spencer could ever get excited enough over a female body to get any HIV on her.

Heidi is disgusting and a shameless attention whore.

Why can't they just go away!! No one wants to see them!! She's worst than Paris Hilton :.(

Man, Forbes, Wired, and a book with "POWER" written down the front. I had no idea that this douche bag was a vacuum for eclectic information. Is there anyway we can get a comment on his thoughts on the latest Forbes? That would be....MONEY! ha! (Superficial writer cannot copy that joke, it's mine)

But seriously, I hope they burn to death.

Seriously.... the more you post pictures of these media-whoring douche-bags you are actively helping them in their quest for recognition.

I beg of you, please stop promoting these two.

Unless of course they are paying you off to do it. In that case, keep it up. I'm all about capitalism. But start charging more.

Where the fuck is James Earl Ray when you REALLY NEED him...???

why do ppl get pissed about the heidi posts? because she's stupid?

that's the only reason i read this blog. to see how stupid / worthless celebrities (and those like heidi that want to be celebrities) really are. i think the VERY un-candid photo shoots they do are incredible -- because they are beyond ridiculous.

keep the heidi coming -- i love laughing at how stupid she is.

that bitch has the biggest feet i have ever seen in my life

that bitch has the biggest feet i have ever seen in my life

#16 - It's because they have all of these stupid staged photo shoots.

A blowgun, a slingshot, or a rocket launcher... That's what I'm asking the douche fairy for next I see these geniuses read Fortune upside down.

I thought that we had a deal that you wouldn't be posting shit from these two ass bags any more.

I thought that we had a deal that you wouldn't be posting shit from these two ass bags any more.

Refrencing my earlier post about Ms. Kunis, Ms. Montag's whiteness shows some darkness on her abdomen. That is from receiving a Cleveland Steamer from Specer

I have to admit, her body looks really nice. Yeh, she has stupid fake breasts; so unimpressive...anyone can buy those things; but you can't deny the fact that the rest of her body is very tight, curvy, and fit. But she still needs to get over herself because she needs a fricken face & personality transplant more than anything.

STOP(!!) posting pictures of these two. You're going to force me to gouge my eyes out. Also, you're only helping them fill their heads with more hot air with all this publicity. Actually..wait... maybe their heads will explode because of all the hot air.. ok.. only post them if it helps the cause of exploding horse face/douchebag heads...deal?

#19 - yes, they are INCREDIBLY staged, that's why they are so funny.

hopefully everyone is smart enough to see that (its incredibly apparent) and simply laugh at how horrible they are. that's why they are posted in the first place -- to laugh @ them. not to "promote" as #14 says.... i'm so confused on why ppl don't get it.

we are laughing AT THEM... /sigh.....

Dude, seriously... nobody watches The Hills, and nobody thinks this girl is hot. She's extremely fake, entirely unattractive, and dreadfully uninteresting. Please... stop it with the Heidi Montag, for the love of all that is holy...

Reason they haven't made a sex video is that both want to be able to stare into the camera lens at the same time.

holy fuck!!! what's with poses idiot hore??!!! Stop drinking champagne, you're ruining it! man these two make me angry. I agree that I'm officialy more annoyed by them than Paris Hilton... which is massive

"dreadfully uninteresting"

lmao. Chill out, dude, he'll get around to sucking your dick soon enough...

@10

why has "irregardless" persisted in a post-9/11 world despite the fact it is not a word?

this girl isn't pretty. even with her plastic surgery, her face is still homely- at best. she needs a reality check. and by "reality check," of course i really mean, "a bat to the face"...

Horseface.

Does anyone else think that Spencer looks like Marmaduke off of the tv series Car Pool. I think he was also on Cloverfield.

Who are the photographers that take posed pictures of them doing stupid things all the time? I don't get it.

why do you post this, they are doing this so idiots (me included w/ this very post) respond. They think it's funny as hell.

What is it with these two douchebags and champagne glasses? They act like they are trying out for a Robin Leach promo video everywhere they go. So unoriginal. They are clowns.

About time someone broke those glasses and cut them up with them. On live TV.

While I hate these 2 contrived and vapid celebutards, I give them both credit for being very fit. It is obvious that they are smart enough to realize that they make their money off their bodies, and they both work out and take care of them. Heidi in particular, stands out among her Hills group as being the most fit. She isn't just thin and lazy like the rest. The chick rocks the body, even if she is dumb as a fire hydrant.

Anyone realize that this is basically a commercial? Look at all product placement: Wired, Apple, Forbes, Dom Perignon, etc.

I just can't get over how big that bitch's face is. Stupid lollipop head...

@ 31: It is a word, check the dictionary: "Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that “there is no such word.” There is such a word, however."

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless

These two have got to be the most cute couple right now in the entertainment industry and possibly the best dressed as well.

It's difficult to tell as they're only wearing swimwear but even that's hot off the fashion rack of hip and cool.

Besides being well dressed, Heidi looks amazing and it just goes to show all those other fat Americans that taking care of yourself, excersise and eating properly can really do wonders for your image.

On another note, it looks like rain this weekend in some parts of the world, so put on your red rubber ducky boots and splish splash in the puddles.

Hope everyone has a great weekend and I'll see you on Monday!

Randal

Randall saves the day again!!

Will you marry me Randall? I need someone to give me empty compliments all day to boost my ego.

Her knees look roughed up...guess she was busy auditioning for her next tv show. I see Spencerdouche is already working on his lovehandles...bwah ha ha. If there is any divine justice in the world, he'll look like Al Bundy by 25 and Homer Simpson by 30. As for Heidi, she'll make money by appearing in ever lower and trashier magazines once her 15 minutes of fame are up:
2008 - Maxim
2009 - Playboy
2010 - Raunchy Redneck Roundup
2011 - Chicks With Dicks

Are these two looking for real careers in the entertainment industry? Do they see themselves winning Oscar or a Grammy? I mean, they can't really expect anyone to take the seriously. Real actors and singers would find this insulting, since most of them would like to have private lives. These two are making a mockery of that desire. Do they not know they are a living joke? I hope they save their money!

she looks....

....unhealthy.

god help us all if she ever has children. it might even be worse than the britney situation was.

They (she) is (are) soooooo annoying. And not hot or interesting......why not put boobs and ass on a bottle of tartar sauce....who caresssss...stop posting about them. Vannnillllaaaa ....boring.

STOP POSTING THEM!!!this is what they want

ZOMG I <3 Randal <3
Have a nice weekend babe. Stay sexy ;)

She has Paris Hilton boat feet!!!!

i am not reading the commentary, i am simply going to ask this: fish, are you paying money for these pictures? because if you are, i am going to seriously contemplate not visiting this site in the future. I AM SO SICK OF THESE TWO LOSERS! they do not deserve anyone's attention!

skankity skankity skankity skankity phony skankity skankity skankity choo choo ho..................tracks laid accross the landscape.......but which of the two is the bigger skank!

Look, oh my my chest popped out. Gee how did that happen? Are you looking? Looking yet? They these cost three grand...each. And that was just the wuss, not even the the bimbo.

Look, oh my my chest popped out. Gee how did that happen? Are you looking? Looking yet? They these cost three grand...each. And that was just the wuss, not even the the bimbo.

Stop playing around...we know you guys can't read

She needs a nose job.

Ah! But, why?

What an un-fun way to end the week, Sup'fish. Frowny face.

irregardless, all the negativity here comes from the realization that they have their 15 minutes and the posters never will.

How do i find the devil because I would sell my sole to hit that?

Heidi Con's:
Fake Boobs
Signs of Smoker Body (lacking fit muscle tone, like most people who smoke)

Heidi Pro's:
Fake Boobs
Hair (tons of lift)
An Ass to Build an Empire on.
Pretty Face
Capacious mouth

So Heidi doesn't know hoe to read, and Spencer is a twenty something genius who enjoys reading Forbes and Wired and anything else that was left in that gigantic pile of books.

To those of you who are either blind or jealous of this woman, the fact is that she DOES have a great body and an atractive face.

However, she has those GOOFY fake breasts bolted onto her otherwise great body.

If she didn't have those silly implants, she would look terrific. That is the lesson, ladies.

It is inflnitely better to be flat than to have implants. They just look RIDICULOUS and make a hot girl look like an idiot. The bottom line? Even if you are flat, do NOT get implants. Guys who are worth getting will want your natural, non-plastic body!

wtf is this shit?

Stop posting this stupid bitch! No one thinks she's hot or remotely interesting, I'm sure there are a million other girls in bikinis you could post on the top, or just leave Mila, who actually has a brain and is nice to look at.

EVERYONE HATES HEIDI.

Don't pretend like you wouldn't tap the shit out of this girl if you had the opportunity.
She would be a horrible long term gf/. She looks like she has 1/2 a brain cell operating at 2% capacity.

This couple looks like they plan every kiss, hug, step, and facial expression during breakfast before the enter into society. I fucking hate that shit.

That is so beautiful.

The only way to get rid of these fucktards is to do like the Simpsons say - Don't look at the Monsters!!! Serioulsy, they will go away if we don't look at them/post any of their "candid" photos

Fuck dude, does MTV pay you to post pictures of this trainwreck? All you do superfish is bitch about how posed these pictures are, then call her fugly. It doesnt make sense why you'd keep posting about these two twats. Stop it.

i think its funny that she's always in the sun, yet she never gets tanned.

OK so I got this old Russian tank. It took a lot of liscensing and bullshitting about being an over the top military collector and all but I got it!
I'm coming for you Randal. I will find you and all your little fans and blow your fucking houses down!

i'm not sure they have enough "product placement" in those photos. please stop posting photos of these people, they are not worthy of your site. srsly.

They sure drink a lot of champagne with their fucking CHEESE. Crap I need some bleach for my retinas.

what a terrible person

Did anyone notice that she is wearing two different bikinis during this photo shoot? It looks like it is supposed to be the same time frame in the pictures on the beach, but I guess she had a wardrobe change?

I completely agree with #60. Despite being complete airhead, attention-whore, and total slut, Heidi would actually have a great body if she didn't have those ridiculous implants that make her look like a cheap bimbo. She's got toned legs, full butt, (a little too) skinny arms, and a flat stomach. Her face is very horse-like and will not age well, however, I'll tell you that. Anyways, don't get fake boobs, girls! Even though I'm sure Heidi was done by the top surgeon in Hollywood, they will always look fake and dumb. So seriously, it is so much better to be flat. It's chic, even. Like a supermodel. Heidi is a dumb ho and she should be no one's role model.

stop showing this stupid cunt. i reserve all "c" profanity. but it's out in full effect. STOP PROMOTING THIS STUPID BITCH.

die heidi, really.

i love her

wow she really has man feet.

DIE HEIDI

The book spencer is reading is called "Power" and it is a book all about how to hold power over people and how to manipulate situations and people to your adv antage .... fitting huh?

So fake, so posing.....aaahhh

What a Gorgeous Body so what if they are not real The rest of her Body is that is all that counts.She is Gorgeous.

So # 1 -76...
Inside job ?
Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed' ?
You just want me to go away don't you ?
Unfortunately for you Knee Ya Ha Ha still here.
So - #1-76 - no one really expects the inquisition... but Click the link....
Gravity ? or...
Inside job ?
(The superficial is just the front page...)

#77-79 as well
Inside job ?

i dont care how fake or dumb she is...this girl is gorgeous.....a body any girl would be jealous of.

Well ok. since this is simply an entertainment comment site - I should really stick just entertainment people etc / links....
Cliff Notes : A - Men .Bink sometimes I feel you just want to - 'push the envelope'
Binky : Moi ? I'm linking entertainment Cliff - WTF ?

she's such a foul butta face i wouldn't care if she had giselle budchen's body i'd only stick her from behind. her face is a hard-on-b-gone. spencer is a flaming queer and every time they leave their house, they've tipped off the media to capture their fake ass poses. as long as the media keeps following them, convincing them they are somebody - they'll never leave the tabloids

So # ! - 79.
Inside Job ?
Don't worry - we here all weekend.
'Frank'
from 16th floor says he do overtime as well.

These two are so annoying.
All of their pictures are posed. Who really cares about these idiots anyway.
And almost in all of their posed pictures they are always drinking champagne.
I hate to post a comment about these retards, but looks like i'm going to do it.
whatever.

WOWSA
You seem like real intellectual # 84...
Inside job ?

Right back to ya Kayla X
Inside job ?
(Yeah folks - we'll be here all weekend)

So - 'die_speidi_die' and 'Kayla'...
Inside job ?

haha , they are so advertising the one&only hotel in los cabos

the obvously give them some profit
stop posting these pics , noone is interested in advertisement fot these stupid people!

Spencer is a total douche bag, but he's not important just like male strippers and male models make below or around the poverty level while there female counterparts make 6 figures. It's Heidi here who really matters and who is being disected. She is an ego driven, phony, people pleaser, insecure, UGLY inside and out tranny looking dum ass. She has brought celebrity to a new low. She must be so hated among the real actress' in hollywood for that. She should be murdered or suddenly commit suicide like the d.c. madam!

I heart Heidi.
I am in Australia and have never seen this hills show that she is on...

However. I would LOVE to hit that shit.

After I had finished with her, she would look like a plasterer's radio.

Montage means staged in French LOL. Her lastname couldn't fit her better

These two supreme idiots are probably voting for Obama.

Don't hate the game.....hate the players.

JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For all those saying they would "fuck that" "tap that" "hump that", etc., with a face like that, I believe the term is "cover that"... as in Storm Cat covered that mare and she is now in foal. I heard Heidi is in the 4th at Churchill Downs today.

She does have a nice mane, I'll give her that.

Sure ... the ridiculous antics these two vapid attention whores are sickening ... but that Heidi is a grade-A piece of ass.

Fuck, I hope these assholes don't end up with 100 posts.

The only reason why I go on this site is to see if I'll ever find a picture of Heidi with her mouth closed.

DOH!

Chest balloons! LOL!!! I loved the street interview where they asked the guy about what he thought about implants. He looked sheepishly around and said, "My girlfriend just had hers made bigger again. They look great but they feel like a couple of hard footballs.' Think about that, girls, when you are considering mutilating your body for looks. Be happy with your bodies. You are beautiful the way you are. And, quite frankly, I would much rather have nice, soft real breasts than something that is so obviously fake.

Thanks a lot Juliana. You fucked up the delivery of my two post joke. Since we're talking, the word "why" is not necessary in your post. Delete it and the sentence has the same meaning. Happy Saturday.

Listen to Sandi and that stranger on the streets. They know their shit. Besides, fake tits are (wait for it............... wait for it....................) an inside job.

slut need some semen on da face to be perfect

They're so lame!

You know, if you cropped her out of every photo and just posted pictures of him everytime they have one of these photoshoots, she'd probably kill herself within a month's time. This is a goal you should be aiming for! At the very least, he might think he's actually "better than her" and dump her for someone else, which would also be hilarious (who knew you could dump a "beard" for a better "beard"? It would be a first.).

In other words, STOP SHOWING PHOTOS OF THIS SHALLOW BITCH. How many times do people need to tell you?

Here's how it works

Montags poeple pay the fish to feature and talk about them as much as possible. Probably some sort of slding scale based ont he number of times she is mentioned or shown. That's why you get 2, 3 posts a day on this skank and even links to them in posts about other people, such as in the Kunis post.
Then the clever writers call them douchebags and fame whores so they can keep they impression of this still being a celebrity bashing site.

See these two don't care if it's fake bad publicity or that they get slammed relentlessly on here, they just want the publicity, period. And the Fsih gives it to them in spades, for a nice fee of course. And of course making us all a part of the fame machine for two people we all seem to despise.

Tell me I'm wrong Fish.

Is it a monser?
Is it an airplane?

No ofcourse not:
IT'S DUMBASS MONTAG, WHO'S LOOKING FOR ATTRNTION!!
So she tries to find work at the moment as a BALCONY-PROSTITUTE!!

You know what they say, big feet = big vagina.

That's it! I am no longer visiting this page. The simple fact that you even publish pictures of these stupid, worthless people is beyond me. You are either being paid off by them, or have no soul at all. To be honest, I think it's an equal amount of both.

Goodbye my friends. Enjoy the future crap!

Uhhh...that's the March 08 issue of Forbes (which I have because I subscribe to and read it). He's holding a magazine he found in the lobby. He's trying (and failing) at putting on an air of wealth. As Hollywood types go, the guy's poor but I'm sure he thinks he's uber-rich. The retard will be broke by the time he's 35 and will have no future. Folks like these two peak at 20 something, earn their lifetime income up front, blow it all and leech off of society for the remainder of their lives. Truly talented actors/actresses have done so, and they even had the advantage of talent to fall back on, but it still wasn't enough. These two douchebags are screwed.

yawn...call me when her first porno comes out

Do you get paid by her publicist, or what?

AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...Spencer can't READ! Heidi really did a horrible thing by getting those balloons in her chest and her lips pumped. Not that she was attractive before, but really, does she doesn't need to look so cheap. But, I guess since the two of them are so make-me-throw-up-fake she should really start looking the part. And for Spencer the only thing to really make that picture look EVEN MORE rediculous he should've thrown a pair of glasses on his ugly frozen face.

BOYCOTT the Superficial until this site vows to never post anything about these two ever again.

When I first looked at this I saw "Heidi Montag in a bikini: Now with more baloney!"

I like it better than the actual title.

Why???? I can't stand this chick. She is the biggest poser I've ever seen.
Cut her head off and she's good to go.

Nasty, trashy, self-absorbed, plastic (siliconed) CRAP.

You can coat a pile of shit in gold and diamonds but, in the end, it's still just a pile of shit!

The male bunny has got one eye on his book in the third from last shot, while the other eye pretends not to notice the camera lens pointed at his media girlfriend's crotch. He should be outraged, because it's a form of virtual penetration! Someone please tell him, so that his media girlfriend can sue for $50 million at least.

LMAO.. THESE photos just made me laugh out loud, WTF..... they look so fake, its ridiculous.. HAHAHAAHAHAH @ the pictures of her pointing at something, omg.. how gay!!

The Parade of Dumb continues.

Here's a thought: Stop fucking posting these photos. She clearly knows she looks like a posed retard, but loves it because she keeps getting her photo all over the web and magazines.

Everytime I see one of her photos on here, I am personally avoiding the site for a week. It makes me want to fucking puke.

SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY IT HURTS.
HER FACE IS SO........UGH.
SHE INDUCES SICK FEELINGS UPON VIEWING.
NO MORE...........NO MORE.............

Her toes frighten me..

Blech! Will these two just implode already?

I like the last photo. She's all like "Look over there... at that thing... that's super, super important"

Ah, sipping champagne on the beach... an American pastime.

how much are you paid to post this stuff douchebag?

i don't like them, but who cares if he chooses to post them? why bother commenting on it?

Theres so many people who say boycott perez and superficial, there probably on the few minutes anyway.

I bet she poses like a Disney Princess when she takes a dump, just in case someone is taking pictures.

Bishop
"Secrets To Banging Strippers"
http://new-alpha.com/stripper_secrets.html

I am sick as hell of this bitch and her poser boyfriend.

Fuck these guys. However, keep up with the posts because they make me laugh.

Old Spence has got quite the slop-gut going. Ol' boy needs to hit the gym and lay off the Doritos and weed.

Why does she always look like she is posing?

I wonder how much those implants weigh, they're Hugh!

Come on - Her body is rock solid and those giant fakies look fantastic.

Who cares about her brains, or total lack of any.

FAKE! Spencer Pratt can't read.

ENOUGH WITH HEIDI AND SPENCER ALREADLY!

Seriously.... the more you post pictures of these media-whoring douche-bags you are actively helping them in their quest for recognition.

I beg of you, please stop promoting these two.

...
agreed!

Seeing these pictures of Hiedi reminded me the belmont stakes is next weekend. go big brown.

yah yah yah they're annoying but her body is perfect.... and her face looks good from far away.. sooooo in these pictures shes a 10... just admit it

What is up with her lips? Did Spencer hit her in the mouth or did she get some fake lips going on? I think it's funny that they "stage" the pictures, like anyone would believe they aren't staged! If they were real, she'd of dropped him over the balcony like the wet blanket he is - ugh! He's so gross!

God, I really hate these two. I wish someone would throw them into a pool of sharks.

Just stop posting about the dumb cunt, that would solve A LOT!! Unless the chic is spread eagle porno style I see no reason for you to always post about her.

I'm with Yo. These two get more than enough attention as it is. I would hate to think a rockin' site like this would contribute to the fame of those douchebags.

I'm not going to boycott this site, b/c I'd only be hurting myself as I love most of it, but WHY do you insist on posting pix of these two complete talentless losers?!? Heidi is fucking UGLY as hell and Spencer is the epitome of DOUCHEBAG (yea, you love your haters, don't you, fucking dumbass).

If people like you stop posting these cheesy ass pictures they may go the fuck away. PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING THEM!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to boycott this site, b/c I'd only be hurting myself as I love most of it, but WHY do you insist on posting pix of these two complete talentless losers?!? Heidi is fucking UGLY as hell and Spencer is the epitome of DOUCHEBAG (yea, you love your haters, don't you, fucking dumbass).

If people like you stop posting these cheesy ass pictures they may go the fuck away. PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING THEM!!!!!!!!

are these pictures a joke?
i dont get it.

If she didnt have her breasts pumped full of silicone jelly, her chest would resemble a pair of empty terrier ears that flop.... eewwwww annoooorreeeexic!!

If she didnt have her breasts pumped full of silicone jelly, her chest would resemble a pair of small empty spaniels ears .... eewwwww annoooorreeeexic!!

hahah sorry I toyed with the two similes!!

PLASTIC PLASTIC PLASTIC..... Z LIST AIR HEAD.....WHO CARES ABOUT HER OR WHATS HIS NAME?

Why are they always so pathetically fake?
None of their pictures look genuine... ever.

#93: Montage is Frenchfor MOUNTING. Learn French so you don't sound stupid.

#154 their pictures are never natural. They are the ultimate poseurs. They think it's "funny" and/or "cute" to orchestrate these faux "natural" shoots and do them as much as possible to get their no-talent, lame mugs in magazines and on blogs. What I can't understand is why *anyone* continues to print/blog these pix???

They are the ulitmate attention whores and I wish people would stop feeding into it.

And, Heidi, hon, you are trying WAY too hard. You are never going to be good looking so just stop it.

Knee Ya Ha Ha : Top row of pictures remind me of planned balcony Block D - tenth floor... Oh. Re: #88 - well, I say here 'all weekend' what meant to say was here all weekend 38 to 64 per cent of time. (Give or take margin of error)
Cliff Notes :Margin of error ? WTF ? This isn't Gallup Knee.
You're either here or you're not.

You big wanna B. Unless you've been on www.TheHumanHybrid.com U just a nobody.

#147

Fish posts these pics. because the Sup. is on the payroll. They increase viewership ( thus sponsorship) thru the pure hate of the subject. That's how Celebrutards work these days.

So, it's up to you, and everyone else, to stop commenting. It's that simple.

look at how she poses in every single picture. hahahahahaha. it's outrageous.

Their bodies only look good cuz they're twenty years old. If they look like that in ten years, only then will I be impressed. Anyone is tight and hot when they've just reached voting age.

Their bodies only look good cuz they're twenty years old. If they look like that in ten years, only then will I be impressed. Anyone is tight and hot when they've just reached voting age.

Once I realized she wasn't gonna jump I lost interest.

Dear Osama:

Here's the deal: kidnap and murder these two, preferably involving long stretches of torture first, and all is forgiven. OK? Sound good?

Yours truly,

Every living organism on the planet (except Heidi and Spencer, and maybe Amy Winehouse)

Have you taken a couple days off? Was hoping for new material instead of seeing this Heidi stuff still haha

I hit that at least thrice a day, and four times on saturday

Fish c'mon.....enough with these two! She's at least one IQ point short of a toilet plunger and he's simply a fag afraid to come out of the closet.

Bless him spencer is trying to read, you can almost see the brain cells frying!!

Somebody kill these two cunts

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop posting pictures and stories on this revolting couple. What happened to real celeb stories. These two are in the wannabe class. Media sais these two sell. They don't, I unsubscribed to one magazine because they wouldn't stop posting on these two. I would never buy any of her clothes or anything that has to do with them. Hate themmmmmmmmmmmm. I'm not even watching the Hills. Really they are a disgrace to entertainment. Why don't you get that?

You want more WHORE?
Sorry boy's and girls, THIS IS THE MAXIMUM!!

Slack-Jaw Montag.

lose these two...just post pictures of her, no pictures of both. That should start to drive a wedge between them and end his 15 minutes.

What I don't seem to get is why they never seem to actually kiss. I get that the pics are staged and meant to look so (at least I hope they are meant to look so), but why don't they ever actually plant a real one on each other? Maybe it's that her face will just fall off if even the slightest bit of succion is applied....

free porn!

Okay Superfish, it has to be this way.
If you don't stop promoting and posting pictures of these 2 worthless pieces of shit, I'm gonna stop visiting your site. They probably pay you for you to post their fake photos, the trying so hard to be hot but failing ugly horseface and her queer boyfriend. I'm sure the dude is gay. He fucks other dudes up the ass. He couldn't look any gayer... the ugly horseface is just a cover for him, so no one will suspect he's gay.

#159 - trust me, NOBODY would give a rat's ass if the Sup. stopped posting pix of this pair of nimrods.

#113 - You got it. I'm looking forward to it.

ummm who are these people....I'm on the other side of the planet where they do not exist

Shoot! I thought she was going to jump, but then with those nasty looking implants she just might bounce up and live...unless you have pictures of that, there is no point to this news post.

and no for the record...no one thinks that spencer is hot. unless of course you put a bag over his head. then yeah, i'd hit that.

These guys are serious fucktards. Can everyone please stop posting their pics. It's really making me heave.

someone ring the goddamn 15 minute bell on these two

The book is called "48 laws of power" it's by Robert Greene, and there is no possible way he is actually understanding that particular book. He may be able to read, but I would be surprized if he could pronounce any of the words in 48 laws. Good try buddy, maybe the cat and the hat is a better start. I'm just say'n. By the way, for anybody who does like to read, and can read on higher than a middle school level; I highly recommend 48 Laws of Power.

The book is called "48 laws of Power" it's by Robert Greene, and there is no possible way he is actually understanding that particular book. He may be able to read, but I would be surprized if he could pronounce any of the words in 48 laws. Good try buddy, maybe the cat and the hat is a better start. I'm just say'n. By the way, for anybody who does like to read, and can read on higher than a middle school level; I highly recommend 48 Laws of Power.

The book is called "48 laws of Power" it's by Robert Greene, and there is no possible way he is actually understanding that particular book. He may be able to read, but I would be surprized if he could pronounce any of the words in 48 laws. Good try buddy, maybe the cat and the hat is a better start. I'm just say'n. By the way, for anybody who does like to read, and can read on higher than a middle school level; I highly recommend 48 Laws of Power.

Seriously, anyone one of you 'men' who think she is terrible looking or who wouldn't frack the ever living shiat out of her... hand in your mancards and step over to the buttpuffer line please. Jesus. Who cares if she is a skank, or dumb? She's surgically enhanced eye candy and at that she does well. My only complaint is the dumbass in all the pics with her... that's not helping her case at all.

she looks like luciana salazar!
they're twins!

http://www.atriunfar.net/modelos/lucianasalazar.html
http://www.extremista.com.ar/135/fotos-de-luciana-salazar-desnuda-en-interviu/

" I WANT HEIDI TO MYSELF" lmfao : )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF7qJ3zuGMQ

I can't tell who is hotter. Heidi in these pictures or Paris in her audition video for The Queen. Check it out here, and let me know what you think:

http://minimovie.com/film-128313-Lost%20Screen%20Tests:%20Paris%20Hilton

HEIDI is hotter then then Paris hilton a fly is hotter then paris
but heidi should dump that moron spencer the world hates him she should dump him in the show and in real life he sucks and is not good for her

Not bad body.

omg, i hate these 2 idiots