May 1 2008Heidi Montag flaps her monster yap on Letterman

omg FIRST!

what is that dried up spoog in her mouth?

Heidi Montag's attempt at being pensive (see pics 3,4,6 & 7) has me laughing quietly to myself. Check that - my attempt at contained laughter now has me shooting Dr. Pepper straight out of my nose and onto the keyboard as I type. Crappppppppppppppppppppppp................................... Now the keys are sticking. Thanks, Fish.

I don't care about her tits and legs, she's so dumb and annoying I'd never want to fuck her!

Hey Superficial writer! Take a break from being irritating and mind-numbingly humourless to read THIS!

I'm not a fan of The Hills. Never watched so much as an episode. And Heidi Montag seems to be an idiot, so make fun of her personality as much as you want. But she is drop dead GORGEOUS. Any guy would get with her, just purely based on looks. The fact that you have to scrutinize her until you find something slightly off (her chin, according to you) is so pathetic. Let's see you post a picture of your face on here and we'll all run rampant with the critique!

you know, i was going to bitch and moan about the fact that once again we are having to look at her ugly mug. hence creating more publicity for this used up dish rag. but then i scrolled to the top of the page to see the word "superficial". i immediately realized that this twit is the poster child for superficiality. we really shouldn't be angry that there are at least 5 posts of this bitch a day. this is what it's all about and i will revel in her stupidity as long as i have to!

Hey I love how you're selling ad space to the Church of Scientology. Good stuff.

Famous for being vacuous, insipid, and looking like that guy from mask in blonde wig...MTV watchers, for the love of God, raise your standards.

At least she has the sense to support McCain instead of the complete fraud Obama. That's more than I can say for lots of people. How many? Oh, probably about 1 percent fewer than the number who'll support McCain. I can't wait to see the Democrats tearing up as they watch in disbelief as the third election in a row goes to the Republicans by the narrowest possible margin. And face it, if the Democrats can't win now, they should disband. What a completely inept group of cowardly, whiny, argumentative know-it-alls. Enjoy your continued failure!

She actually has a hawt little body. Sadly, her head and face are attached to it. If we could somehow cut it off, and attach is to--say--Kiera Knightley, we'd have the hottest movie star ever.

Heidi and Spencer would make the perfect Scientolgy couple. They could hange with Tom and Katie. And when Katie got out of line, Heidi would be there to straighten her out.

are those pimples on her head? yuck

is that tori spelling?

that's one of the ugliest outfits I've ever seen....really though, could she buy something that isn't from Sirens or Stiches? Just sick.

If I got $15 million a year (or whatever Letterman's getting paid) to talk to asswipes like this skank, I guess I could deal with that. She does need to close her gaping piehole. Having it constantly open like that makes her look like a retard.

But since Viacom doesn't pay me shit, I can wish all I want that everyone who appears on MTV would be killed in a terrorist attack or an ebola epidemic, something really awful and painful.

At this point I bet Dave's wishing that triple bypass was a failure.

Yuck! That bitch is ugly and annoying. I was happy to discover that my AdBlock extension for Firefox let me put in *montag* in the block filter and now it blocks any picture with that sack's name in the URL.

Anyone notice she kinda looks like Tori Spelling in the face? All jaw and chin and buggy eyes....... ugh. THank god Im not a lesbian.

Heidi is hideous in the face, but her body is doable. For that reason, I'd spill some semen on her huge jaw, but I wouldn't brag about it to my friends. People who find her GORGEOUS must live in the south or something.

Uhm, I'm still confused on how she is famous....

She needs acne treatment! her face has lots of pimples!

Her puffy hair annoys me.

As well as her existence.

Her puffy hair is annoying.

As well as her existence.

As usual her face ruins things. I agree with 19 about the semen thing. You might need a Peter North load to cover her jaw though.

So now she's admitting that she's knows about the tape when she said that all along she didn't know anything about it...

I can't believe I even know that stupid little fact!!!!!!!!

..and wearing lingerie in public is the new fashion statement I assume?

She's more irritating than a giant hemorrhoid..

Why is this girls mouth gaping open in every picture she takes..

Ah, #9

That was brilliant. I'm glad to see someone who sees through the democratic party. To hell with them all. Especially Obama. This country doesn't need a man who won't put his hand on the Bible to be sworn in. A muslim president? I hope someone shoots the bastard muslim in his face.

Heidi stop pretending you didn't open that huge yap and expose the existence of a tape to the Pratt.

it all makes sense now, ze German fraulein, I can see her carting a couple of steins around

she has a nice body ... icky face ... and most of the time pretty shoes ... today, she had ugly shoes and she needs to learn how to stand properly ... reference the 2nd picture :-D

#9 & #28 - my god you are both so blind and retarded. our country is doomed.

I may have to start watching 'The Hills' so I can understand who these cunts are, since they are blogged about everywhere and people seem to care about these dumb ass twats.

She looks classy. I love her so much! I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

So I think we could all agree that Heidi is not the worst dressed person in the world (hello, Ashley Olsen, Vikki Beckham, nice to have you here) But what is with those ugly as hell gold shoes?

Like... I dunno.... she seems like.... kinda.... I dunno..... like bitchy, y'know? I dunno. I mean, I.... like.... like the way she like....I dunno.... looks? Y'know? But like.... she's like.... well, I dunno.... I guess some of her, like..... y'know, brains?.... like leaked down to her... like..... y'know... like chest? Y'know? Like?

Loving the outfit there Heidi. You take very good care of your legs for they shine as if moisturized with Time & Again Mango Slice Hand Cream.

Your smile radiates and sparkles with the glitter of your eyes and that voice!

*bites down*

Your voice dances to my ears like the strumming of a harp played in a large chapel.

The very nerve of that other girl blaming you for such troubles. She should be ASHAMED!

Be strong, my shoulder's here for you. xoxo

Randal

How low... of Letterman.

Ew Heidi needs to fucking die, seriously. She's just a stupid attention wanting whore with fake boobs and nose.

If Heidi was smart she would have used the time to talk about her clothing line, or anything else promoting herself, instead of talking about Lauren and the stupid show that Letterman was obviously making fun of.

it's just a goddamn piece of paper

I still don't get it. Why is she famous?

She is such a mouth breather

This broad is all class. Hence the gum in the mouth.
Letterman...what happened to you???
Ever since the move to CBS, you lost it.
You're like SNL. You'll make fun of people and then you'll have them on your show and kiss ass. Don't blame it on Viacom. You've got enough power to call your own shots.

Well, been away for a while, but I must admit it - that's the funniest thing I've seen for a long time. I'll have to drop in more often again.
Public at LARGE : Umm...Say ... Dave - 9/11 was an inside job - why not save some of your penetrating questions for Jesse Ventura, Willie Nelson, or Richard Gage AIA ?
Binky: Well LARGE, my sources are saying his show apparently 'jumped the shark', as they say in the industry, shortly after 'Dick Assman'.
But you must admit - it's gr8 to see Dave having to do the whole song and dance for his puppeteers !! Who pays the piper ? LOL !
The NWO :Say Dave - we're calling this one incisive journalism tonight. Make sure it floats.
Dave : Could I please bring in 'Sparky' ? Or the Hula-Hoop girl ? (not that I've seen the show)
The NWO : No. And no smart-ass remarks from Biff, Paul, or Alan Caulder.

I hate it when women stand pigeon toed on purpose like that.

Who the fuck is Heidi Montag? Who the fuck cares?

is it weird that I kind of love that dress?

nice doo-doo curls.....sick

Good god.

9 and 28. Jesus. I can't even think of any kind of insult. I'm moving to god damn switzerland.

who was her dresser?
.......................................A DAMN FAGGOT!!

#50.

please move to switzerland, our country would be better without your existence. as well as the rest of the democratic idiots out there.

just out of curiosity, do you actually know anything about politics? im just curious.

So #52 Maccain.
You joking right ? Or you just joke ?
Having any problems with , say, free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ? Stand down of NORAD ? Molten metal in ruins.
Find any WMD ? etc.

Knee - you forgot the NY Times report that all the military analysts (talking heads) on the MSM, and on Jon Stewart ,Charles Adler in Canada etc. - like Jed Babin - who promoted Mideast aggression - were coached and rated on their performance by Rumsfeld and the Pentagon, and most were working for military contractors profiting from war.
And now the MSM and 'Comedy' shows like Stewart are ignoring their complete compliance and don't bother to report the story....
'Frank' form 16th Floor : Something smells here Notes, and I don't think it's 15th floor. (Well ok, could be 14 as well)

she is so white and pale

That was going to be my second point #56 - you beat me to it.
(Damn)

imagine interviewing former presidents and current vapid cunts in the same month...time for a drink!

"Like I would like to...kind of like stick my cock...and like my big balls...like into... like your big... like mouth...and like see you...like choke as I like shove them like down your...like throat Heidi...becuse like I think that you are... like a big poser like slut... like...!"

Hey Notes - You and your links are a bit lame.
We saw that media 'ignoring' propaganda story long ago - like at #71 on a Jennifer Aniston thread about April 22 or so - on the that shitty entertainment drivel site 'The Superficial'.
So - WTF ? Can't you and Errianna figure out your own views a bit earlier ? Or read threads a bit faster ? Like maybe April 23 to say 26 or so we could understand...But this is MAY ! SHIT ! I might just start listening to this Chinese guy.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : We day ahead over here in Hong Kong...but...well...ok....
I guess it all start in the schools...

I hate to admit it... but the girl's got legs! ... she's missing the brain.

I just happened to catch this idiot on Regis and Kelly earlier in the week - she did the same schtick on that show as she did on Letterman. I had to stop and think, wait... didn't I already watch this like four days ago? Not an original bone in her body.

The old Dave wouldn't have let this moron come on the show.

# 34 you are sick !

#48 jenn,
I love the dress also, so sissy and feminine.

Dave has really sunken to a new low.

It's pretty safe to say that Heidi has earned the title "queen of beating a dead horse" with her silly teenage angst. Isn't she in her twenties by now? No one cares about a stupid staged reality show riff that happened 2 years ago, and this idiot is trying to build some sort of a carrier from it. I guess it makes sense since Spencer is the "master mind" behind this dog and pony show. He looks pretty slow with that retarded expression of his. I don't think these whores even realizes that they are a side show that smells of stinky desperate trashiness. She can glue on 2 tons of extensions on her skull and spend 100 grand on plastic surgery but she will always be a short legged horse face whore.

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that site.

beautiful women can fit any awful dresses nicely.

It's tabloid Barbie!
Didn't anyone tell her they are NOT making the Legally Porn movie?

She a human blow up doll. I want to bang her bad!

These people are what is wrong with America.

Yes, Republicans and their uneducated ilk (see Heidi Montag, unschooled morons here, etc.) are certainly what is wrong with America. We are the laughing stock of the entire world as we not once but TWICE (well the first time was questionable) elected a man who started a war under false allegations (WMD, anyone), and who is a complete moron to boot. Fools love George Bush because he is a stupid as they are and affirms their utter ignorance and idiocy. The forget he is no normal fool- this rich boy rode Daddy's coat-tails through Yale up to the White House. At least Obama is brilliant enough to have gotten into Harvard without having Daddy's money pave the way. He's worked for everything he has and actually gives a damn about the nation's young people (healthcare anyone?) rather than callously sending them off to die like Bush, the fucking coward who ran away rather then serve his country in a war, yet has no problem sending thousands of Americans to die senselessly.

Heidi Montag = Pain in the Ass.

It's simply amazing what passes for "celebrity" today.

You know... she kind of looks like Miss Piggy.

Ugh. Young Republicans and Democrats seriously need to chill the fuck out. Politically and environmentally, I'm a hard core liberal (go diesel!), but my economical views are really pretty conservative. Both sides have some very valid views, and both sides have some fucking idiots on their side. I love Obama, very intelligent, very charming man. I'm sure he and Clinton are no fools, but they are both spewing garbage about the economy. Whether they are completely misinformed or whether they're twisting the facts to a population that largely has no idea about anything to do with the economy is irrelevant.

Basically.. stop thinking you're better than the other side, cause you're not. I bet the majority of you (not all of you, but a good amount) have no idea about any of the issues tied in with this presidential election. So why get so heated about opposite parties.

Jesus. You people need to drink more often.

Ugh. Young Republicans and Democrats seriously need to chill the fuck out. Politically and environmentally, I'm a hard core liberal (go diesel!), but my economical views are really pretty conservative. Both sides have some very valid views, and both sides have some fucking idiots on their side. I love Obama, very intelligent, very charming man. I'm sure he and Clinton are no fools, but they are both spewing garbage about the economy. Whether they are completely misinformed or whether they're twisting the facts to a population that largely has no idea about anything to do with the economy is irrelevant.

Basically.. stop thinking you're better than the other side, cause you're not. I bet the majority of you (not all of you, but a good amount) have no idea about any of the issues tied in with this presidential election. So why get so heated about opposite parties.

Jesus. You people need to drink more often.

I am so happy and proud to say that I have never heard her speak. I avoid all things Hills.

What the F-ck is she wearing? That completly looks like a night gown. Is this something her dumb ass designed? I would never buy shit from this dumb annoying bitch!

Someone needs to teach this tranny how to smile. I'm thinking a Glasgow smile would do very nicely.

just fyi. Viacom doesn't own CBS anymore. But their prior relationship probably got that moron, Heidi, on the show.

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What is with her shoulders and neck? She looks like this Chilean comedienne: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA

Someone needs to teach this tranny how to smile. I'm thinking a Glasgow smile would do very nicely.

What is with her shoulders and neck? She looks like this Chilean comedienne: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA

Her zitty forehead is a nice finishing touch to the hideousness that is her face.

Where does she gets her dresses from?!

The more she gets on TV or magazines, the cheaper her dresses get!...It kinda reminds me of chinese mass production.

Her face before surgery was that of a down to earth, girl next door type. Now, she looks awful. Her bleached blonde hair color does nothing for her, her nose job actually makes her look plainer and uglier because the wider nose took away from her larger jaw and mouth. Now her face looks like it's fake. She really does have a wide jaw and a long face and a large mouth. Now that she's had this done, she thinks that she is this raving beauty and she's making an ass out of herself. She is a narcissist.

holy crap ken and barbie have come to life, I gotta lay off that acid

Can someone please tell me what they do and what their claim to fame is? All I know is they are both spoiled and are under the impression that they are attractive (he looks like a made over Geico cave man with those brows and she looks like an over-processed horse face - sorry to the horses for the insult) - do they do anything good for society? Or just pose for cameras and act like snobby, over-entitled, fugly, talentless, trashy "people"?

She was probably not her self and was tired maybe thats why

She was probably not her self and was tired maybe thats why

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Umm Mr. Superficial writer I thought you ought to know than CBS is no longer owned by Viacom it is owned by CBS Corp. , god why don't you wiki stuff before you post it on the web.

LOL....Post 36 is right on.

I think she is plastic and gross. Pasty, plastic, and gross.

I hate that prick of a boyfriend of hers, he is so freakin ugly too. Someone needs to get her some proactive or something, her face is gross and she isn't cute at all. Oh and you might want to get rid of your gum if you're going to open your mouth like a horse. EEEEEEEEw. THEY BUG ME SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I know is that Lauren Conrad - "LC" from MTV's "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach" is the quintessential American beauty and clearly one of the classiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT LC pics at:

http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/lauren-conrad-lc.html

Cheers !