May 23 2008Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

first.

I'd tap it.

First you get the gold, then you get the power, then you get the deportation into deep space.

when did she switch heads with brooke hogan?

strategically placed boogie board.

Tell me again - this is to have been a "getaway" yet wherever she goes there are cameras en masse waiting for her - and I do mean ANYWHERE and ANYTIME...Britney is booooooring.

That is the biggest dildo I've seen in my entire life.

I would suck her pussy until her head caved in.

Fat, ugly, untalented cunt.

Bring on the guilt campaign handlers

Have a great weekend! I'll be home, just diggin' for gold in my wedgie...

okay. so she's not obese.
maybe not even fat.
she just has this weird look to her
like her body is way out of proportion.
i mean, look at her calves. they sorta balloon out under the knee.
weirdness.
oh and as for her head, ewie.
is she really pregnant? im just going to say a little prayer for her kiddie now.

thanks guy,
loveee to all.

She's actually looking pretty good. Oh and to all the people who are calling her fat... if she was just a regular person (i.e. your co-worker) you'd say she was the hottest person you've ever met. It's just trendy to call her fat and ugly when just a few years ago she was on everyone's top ten list.

#13 I would never say that is the hottest person I've ever met. Far from it. Your standards are extremely low.
Did she get implants? Why are her boobs suddenly so big?

Seriously. I liked your website for a long time. And then I discovered Perez. Can't you get a staff for weekends? Honestly this site has been weak as of lately. It really was better even a few months back. Shape up cause I love your negativity/saracasm. That part keeps me coming back.

Britney is just like Aniston, they love these blurry pictures that make them look way better than what they actually look like. No zits or liver spots or birthmarks or stretch marks or scars. So not reality.

THANKS....................................................ALOT!!!!

I love the comments from all the fat, pudgy gay fudge packers calling other people fat. When most of you keep out of light and keep to yourselves in your Grandma's basement.

Oh, how FAT!!!!!

Happy mem day fuckers

Where am I???

Hmmmm...can I get my money back??

Wow, Britney is looking so good in this photo with her hair dripping wet and her skin glistening in the sun. She holds that board like a pro too.

It's like no matter what she's wearing or holding, she's in ahead of the style game leaving everyone else behind playing catch up.

A great shot to enter the weekend.

Keep it fresh folks and enjoy the sun. Stay safe and spend time with your families.

Randal

You're the man Randal.

I don't think that the real Randal even comes here anymore. The trolls are better anyway. Britney has a gunt, a five head, catfish eyes, linebacker shoulders, cankles, and the intelligence of a chicken. Such a beauty indeed! And even if she's not fat, her body is still bad. Sorry bitches, the truth hurts.

fygu,
You're not as nice or positive as Randal.

you guys are all retards. britney is not fat AT ALL. what the fuck are you all talking about? i mean, shes completely ridiculous, but fat she is not....she even has abs. get a life...

Britney has herpes. She is 30 lbs. overweight. 4 more years of Bush/Cheney, I hope the Mars lander crashes. I hope the Patriots go undefeated again - cheating or not.

I hope all of you get no nooky and get nuked.

There is nothing else to live for.

Randal Black

R Kelly Sex Tape. Finally you can watch it online and right now!

http://rkelly-sextape.blogspot.com/

Jane,
I'd rather watch you fuck Tarzan. Please put up a link. Thanks.

She just needs to eat 20% less a day.

-Hollywood Dieting Guru Genius with frosted tips

Britney looks like she could lose some lbs, but mostly, to me, she looks DIRTY. And not the Christia Aguilara kind. Greasy dirty. And when she was with Sam McGilligutty-Lutfi-McDeath III, she was clearly, CLEARLY, out of her small mind, and being drugged.
By the way, where IS Mr. Drug-a-Star?
The Mel Gibson getaway thing is super creepy. I find myself wondering two things, more often than I should. What do Britney's and Amy Winehouse's heads look like without all the extra fake hair?
*shudder*
I have better things to do than wonder about that; so I guess I'll get some professional help..................

Fat. Big. Chubby. Average. All apt adjectives for her jiggly physique.

Fuck that. If I were some crappy celebrity, I would make you worship me and then live it up Henry the eighth style. Good for her.

And speaking of Henry VIII, I think I saw his profile on wealthyromance.com the other day. I hear he's available and now looking for true love. Check it out ladies.

Ted from LA you're meaner than I am and I love you for it.

#31 We're with Ted on this one.
Sound like very good multicultural film.
Jambo.

#31 - http://rkelly-sextape.xx.xx is trojan downloader.

Jane, you ignorant slut.

why is this turd here.

She looks pretty good to me you picky little fags!
Man all kinds of shit is downloading behind the scenes on my pc now. How about you guys? What the fuck gives?

Feces. ....Inside job....

www.whatreallyhappened.com/fiveisraelis.html

Israelis dancing after 9/11.

Help us jews in ethnic cleansing, genocide and colonization of Palestine, Afghanistan, Iraq, and...Iran. Thank the jewish media control and American public's brainwashing. God bless America...and soon, Israel 2.

Cliff Notes : I think this #44 may be one of these 'inside job' guys Bink.
Binky : No - he's a shill. David D. doesn't quite cut it with 'free fall' collapse speed crowd.
He/she, if at all coherent, should probably change his/her handle - as they say in the industry.

Inside job?

Inside job.

Inside job.

Inside job.

Inside job.

Inside job.

26 - catfish eyes.

awesome.

Inside what ?
Building what ? 5 ?
Look guys - I'm dead and still having a few tech/ghosting problems with the monolith.
But Rock on !!!

*(for those of you keeping score at home)

Inside job.....................................................................................

Cliff Notes : Look Bink these Chinese guys are beginning to creep me out.
All that these 'outsourced to China' guys seem to come up with are feeble travel logs and lame movie sites.
Binky: And your point is Cliff ?....
Inside job ?

Well the guy/gals at Letterman just texted me. Wanted me to say : 'Will it float?
Something to do with a boogie board picture on some site somewhere.
Oh - it's on the top here. (Tanx to Tonya x)
However my relevancy meter just kicked in. Letterman looked enchanted interviewing Lindsey Lohan's sister this week.... so,
I'm going to have to go with .....
.wait for it.........
INSIDE JOB. Bink. Inside job.

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

Those calves are some impressive calves...

She is having fun at the beach and getting exercise unlike lazy fat ass for a short person Kim Kardaskank. Her stomach looks nice and flat in her frontal shot but so does Kim Kardaskank because they are both not wearing tight fitting clothes. Brittney has a little holiday pudge to get rid off which is no big deal whereas Kim Kardaskank has a life time of fat build up and has to rely on photoshop and girdles to improve her figure.

She's built like a man. Her neck, shoulders, back legs, even her face are all manly . She looks like a 43 year old truck driver.

#61,
Those things you say about her don't bother me. The 6 inch dick, now that's a little bothersome.

KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT!
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shes has two kids.... fell off track and didn't focus all her time on getting skinny and in shape again right away, so what? i'm sure most of you people posting on here aren't six pack, huge muscled waif people anyways.. she looks fine for being a mother of two and not worrying so much about what everyone else thinks of her.. she isn't obese.. shes just happy for now.. get over it..

i hope its ture,
I really do ,

I still want to treat her as a sun shine girl like before

she just has this weird look to her
like her body is way out of proportion.
i mean, look at her calves. they sorta balloon out under the knee.
weirdness.

she should consult with Kim Kardashian about hair, makeup, and clothing, and then maybe she will get back on track. Oh, and butt implants!

what the fuck, 65-66?

Why is it that every hot chick has a fat friend? I mean, why does god have to make life so tough for wing men? Click here for a funny take on "the fat friend."

Link didn't take for some reason: http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/health/white-people-hate-hot-chicks-ugly-fat-friends

Watch footage of Britney Spears at a party on Friday night and see what her father does when he realizes cameras are rolling.

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http://www.outtarehab.com

Ewwwwwww! Make it stop! It won't go away!!!! Those calves, that stomach, and that HAIR!!!Holy mother of God, when is Tuesday gonna come????

NASTY - I'd let her give me a rusty trombone - that's about it...

She is looking a little rough, but she is definitely not fat. She has had how many kids?? Give the girl a break.

I now have a new word for my vocabulary -- "gunt" Not sure how often I'll need to use it, but good to learn something new each day.

Hey Fish you bastard! Why is your site trying to hijack my computer?

"Hast seen the White Whale?" so cried Ahab.

"Where did'st thou see the White Whale? --how long ago? The White Whale", said the Englishman.

"She's on the superficial, matey! Washed ahore with her boogie board."

i dont think she looks that bad. hell she looks better than me