May 9 2008George Clooney once propositioned by Roseanne, it, uh, didn't work
George Clooney sat down with Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers Wednesday night for a special screening of Leatherheads. During the Q & A, The Chinned One discussed his acting past and his experiences on the set of Roseanne which included a sexual offer from Roseanne. WARNING: If you just ate, skip to the witty banter after the quote. People reports:
"I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, 'You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.' She was unbelievably kind to me at a time when no one was."
Clooney, being a rookie actor, couldn't answer with his honest response which I'm sure was something along the lines of: "Well, it looks like somebody already beat me to it. And by somebody I mean a pack of teamsters, Tom Arnold and, judging by your shirt, a hot roast beef sandwich - with fries."
NOTE: I make the same face as the Clooney above every morning in front of my mirror. While on George it says, "Hi, I'm George Clooney. I'm suave and debonair," on me it says, "Hi, I'm The Superficial Writer. I wear Spider-man jammies, ladies."
Thanks to veggi whose pick-up line is so powerful, the Pentagon classified it as "Nuclear Sexy."
Reader Comments
1. Stoney - May 9, 2008 12:07 PM
well well
2. sportsdvl - May 9, 2008 12:08 PM
Clooney was just starting out, my bet is he did hit it!
3. mimi - May 9, 2008 12:13 PM
So what is Britney doing?
4. havoc - May 9, 2008 12:13 PM
"make me stink".....LMFAO!!!!!!!
Oh god......
.
5. a2m - May 9, 2008 12:21 PM
I just threw out in my mouth a little.
#5 Die in a fire.
6. gerard Vandenberg - May 9, 2008 12:23 PM
Take a prostitute for real!!
Much cheaper and the choice is ...............................................ENORMOUS!!!!
7. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 9, 2008 12:28 PM
He would have hit it... if she had a dick.
8. shaun - May 9, 2008 12:29 PM
Who's the Asian Shemale?
9. veggi - May 9, 2008 12:34 PM
Well, Roseanne is farking funny.....
And, you know, it's true that some men get laid purely on their wonderfully, larger than life personality and humor; penis..
10. Ed - May 9, 2008 12:39 PM
I bet Clooney didn't have the courage to point out that John Goodman had better tits.
11. Mischa Barton - May 9, 2008 12:39 PM
Mischa Barton says that paparazzi photos showing her legs dimpled with cellulite were retouched.
"Those photos are doctored," the actress' rep, Lisa Perkins, told the New York Daily News. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354700,00.html
12. FRIST!!! - May 9, 2008 12:41 PM
Yayyyy!!!! Veggi's here!!!!!
So, makes me wonder what type of proposition he got from Edna Garrett??
13. Anexio - May 9, 2008 12:45 PM
I know =why veggi gets the shoutouts because she is always comentsing on other stuff is and stuff. she always funny and larious and is nice to me.
She the best because she comments on everythign all the time and she the best on that stuff and we try to be as good.
(Stepping out of charactor - Way to go veggi!)
14. veggi - May 9, 2008 12:48 PM
Hi FRIST!!!
um, huh Anexio? I no dea wha you say on stuff and other whatnot thigns.. But I know= anyways..
15. FRIST!!! - May 9, 2008 12:55 PM
Yeah, I bet life is so much easier when you just don't give a shit anymore (spelling and grammarwise..) I'll have to try it some toime
16. joe - May 9, 2008 1:00 PM
George should drop the beard and go stag.
He is not fooling anyone
17. mike - May 9, 2008 1:04 PM
veggi has a powerful "pick-up line"? So she IS a lesbian after all!!! Way to out her, Fish.
18. cr - May 9, 2008 1:05 PM
That hole in the dress in pic #2 is a little off center, but it's nice to see fashion designers take under consideration the fact that ladyboys sometimes need to make a quick trip to the urinal.
19. veggi - May 9, 2008 1:14 PM
I see common sense has failed you again Mike..
Apparently, you've never been hit on by a girl..Can't imagine why..
20. mike - May 9, 2008 1:18 PM
veggi, sure I have. But they're always the loud fat ones who guys don't hit on. I feel so sorry for them (you).
21. Anonymous - May 9, 2008 1:45 PM
I'm gonna remember that line.....that was classic.
22. BunnyButt - May 9, 2008 2:03 PM
The man's got an odd concept of kindness...
23. Jen - May 9, 2008 2:46 PM
take me out behind the stage and make me stink...
As if she needs his help with *that*
24. Marilyn - May 9, 2008 2:47 PM
is sarah dress got a hole in it?
25. Marilyn - May 9, 2008 2:49 PM
is sarah dress got a hole in it?
26. fygu - May 9, 2008 3:40 PM
This is a story that I wish I had never heard. It will haunt me forever.
27. Jliver - May 9, 2008 10:39 PM
Holy shit...that line from Roseanne is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. "Make me stink". F'ing awesome.
28. gray would be the color - May 9, 2008 11:33 PM
Clooney is an over rated actor. He should sit in his villa in Tuscany and drink olive oil and shut his fucking mouth.
29. Lindsays - May 10, 2008 7:31 AM
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
30. Bigo - May 10, 2008 9:33 AM
That hole in her dress is for sticking her penis out when she needs to pee
31. rachel - May 10, 2008 11:25 AM
hahaha demetri martin line.
32. rachel - May 10, 2008 11:25 AM
hahaha demetri martin line.
33. gerard Vandenberg - May 11, 2008 12:50 PM
She wants a real man between the sheets, NO FAGGOT!!!
34. Annie - May 12, 2008 11:20 AM
I don't know what is wrong with you people, she is simply gorgeous! She's slim so it's kind of normal that she doesn't have big breasts!
Georges and her are a very good match, shame on you loosers who like fat ass b******!
35. day - May 17, 2008 8:44 AM
trashy girl in cheap looking polyester thing. She looks like man, in the face i mean. Maybe clooney doesn't see much of a difference weather he dates this tramp or some other "celebrity actress". Can´'t he find any normal woman???