May 13 2008Eva Mendes' chest makes a kickass beverage tray

Holy Frick!!! I'm scared! Scared and....bored..

I normally think she's a decent looking gal but these pics are kinda skankish.

this woman is BEAUTIFUL!... no matter what freaky shit she does during photoshoots.

Whats with all the celebrities going topless lately

In the words of the weird russian singing guy from clerks, thats berserker..

No offense to the pro who did this shoot, but he/she really brought out the ugly in Eva. She naturally gives off a shemale vibe because of her face, so harsh settings are a no-no. Unless the goal is to get the trannies' tiny penises all uppity.

Nice thighs. I'd say she's squatting 200-250, sets of 10.

Another foot photo. I'm thinking Eva has a foot fetish and this photo shoot is letting her get it all out. But women's feet can be very hot, so no complaints here!

DANG! Get your freak on Eva! I have to admit I am jealous, though. She managed to look MUCH better than I did when I fell into my lawn chair.

I'm shocked, just shocked! I thought she was a nice girl!

#6 ditto

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In her corset photo she seems to have a huge dong.

...can't...suppress...conflicting...feelings...

boobs? dong? boobs? dong? oh ferget it, i'm going back to jess

Ditto @8. And don't miss the photo of her belly down pulling on her heels. If she doesn't have a foot fetish she's definitely gaming with the photographer.

How is sucking your own toes, hot??
She looks rediculous.

Any images of sexy men or women make me want to have sex. I'm not gay or bi-sexual, but I just love sex. I have to go back to work now and clear my mind of sex.

@15. Feet rank as the number one fetish at least for men whether people are willing to admit it or not. Feet can be very sexy, so why not watching her play with her own feet?

Looks like she's ready for my new specialty, the Cocktail Glass Steamer.

Blech, she's so ugly. And showing her chompin on her toes just is so not hot.

Overrated

@18 Wow, where have you been troll? My steamer troll has not been around in months. Did they just let you out of the looney bin?

Hi 16, let me help clear your mind. Relax now, imagine you are spelunking down a cave. Maybe imagine a train roaring through a tunnel. Picture a nature scene, like Old Faithful blowing off. Better yet you should run an errand. Does your gas tank need to be filled? If all of that fails enjoy a healthy banana for a snack.

It's been so humid in my apartment the last few days. Last night I let loose a jihad-worthy SBD in my living room and when I walked in there this morning, I could still smell it! Talk about a bunker-buster...

#21 - yes, they did. I was hospitalized for convulsions due to continuous orgasming, but finally they showed me your picture and it all stopped instantly.

LOL @ the Superfish. Welcome to last week.

She is GORGEOUS - in that "I-don't-know-if-shes-a-woman-or-just-a-damn-good-tranny" sort of way. She reminds me of a Carmen Miranda impersonator that can actually pull it off - there is a fine line between striking and masculine, and she is standing on that line in her gigantic heels.

@24 I thought it was you troll. When are we going to go to dinner??

Hey Fish, can you tell me where you bought your time machine? I read this shit days ago. I had fucking amazing sex that day and I'd like to relive the experience. Ok, fine, I jerked off, but still, it was awesome...

#19

Maybe she had a hangnail lol!

OLD pictures are OLD.

These photos are about as daring as an Italian war hero..

#23. You're a fucking weirdo man..

She looks like a young Muhammad Ali in pic #7.

Channeling Bourdin, Newton and Crewdson in an especially riveting way....

Nice tits .... but the woman really needs to trim up that muff !! She looks like she has a mans package there

Veggi, That is my steamer troll. She has just gotten out of the looney bin. You remember who my steamer troll was don't you??

So Vogue Italia = porn?

I mean.. I've seen plently american Vogue magazines.. but these pics look like something I'd see in porn mags.

I'd love to sniff the snail trail on that couch.

yeah Jimbo... the brotherfucker, right??

38- you're amazingly uninteresting..

dang! that snail trail thang was nastaaaay...i am still laughing, but it's nastay!

#38 - agreed! Licking her on that couch is my new fantasy!

What the heck kinda chair is that? Needs a chain and to be hangin' from the ceiling if you as me!

If you're going topless in Vogue at least do it looking "elegant", not trashy. This is a surprise from Eva; I always considered her to be sophisticated. Aparently not.

Why do woman always show their stuff? But we never hear about GUYS flashing their junk. Or their nice asses. Us straight women/gay men would like to see some fine guys flashing their goodies. Sure, so many pictures of random celebs out there topless and/or flashing their vagina. But that's for straight men/lezs. I want some MEN! That is all.

She is a very beautiful woman. But damn she looks hideous in these.

Very fair criticism! You don't see them here, but there are plenty of pics online of celeb guys flashing.

#46

Yikes! What kind of surgery are they performing on this mans cock?

46- elephentitis in the title of your link would prove you to be a, as FRIST!!! coined earlier, buttmunch..

That you mike??

So, "veggi", you hang out here all day and bitch at other commenters? Awesome.

#47

It looks like a sex change operation. I once saw a documentary called Who Am I on HBO where this guy got a sex change operation and decided at the last minute not to get it, but he was already drugged and could not talk. Now he is trying to get disability as a mutilated male.

Did he say "making fuck"?

Hey, so am I! Small world!

OoooOooo, my bad Mia. Go right ahead and look at the elephentitis or whatever the fuck it is link..
And not all day Mia.... I DO have very important things to do today. Like finish my teleportation devise..... and of course, drink my face off..

Is that Amy Winehouse?

I want her to do naughty things to me.

@53 Veggi, Are you pouring the drinks? Line them up. FRIST and I are thirsty..

I have always always loved her. She's the hottest thing on two legs and if I were a dude or playing for the other team, I'd want this woman BAD.
As it is, I want to BE this woman bad. There's nothing about her that isn't hot, even in these Godawful pictures.

There sure are a lot of permamenstruals on this site...

The feet one grosses me out. Feet on boobs- not cool.

I wanna puke, a smoke? blech

best looking breast ive seen so far ... the other ones are all icky

I didn't expect to see these when I came here but I must say, I am pleasantly trannysurprised.

She doesn't look a tranny, she is gorgeous!

ugh. This photo shoot would be so much hotter if Eva had, I don't know, a little thing called TALENT. She nearly ruined every movie I've ever seen her in.

HAHAHA we're all gay! We wanted to tell you all! Disregard anything said after this, as it's just lies :D:D:D:D:D

I always thought she had fake tits.

Oh....wow..that's really not sexy....o.o......may not like her much as an actress, but I'll admit she's usually decent looking....though here she's scary :p

Hi, I posted earlier. I am a stupid little faggot and people ussually defecate down my throat all day long

Hello, it's a womens' fashion mag from friggin Europe. It's supposed to be artsy and edgy, not lad mag and porny.

Excellent to see Eva has joined the growing celebrity movement of showing your tits. Which all hot women should be required to do before they can pass the "go" line that validates that they are in fact, celebrities.

PS: It's feeding time Eva so you gotta step up to this!

Bwahahahaha

I'm NOT into womens whatsoever.. but those pics are really cool!!

she looks like amy winehouse (way.................. better!)

god DAMN she looks like Sophia Loren's hotter, sluttier sister doing some 60's Euro-skin mag type shots. I LOVE it.

Hello, subscription to Italian Vogue, please.... BELLA!

The bitch has a butter face.

eva mendes es una cubana fenomenal es muy hermoza

She was loaded when they did this shoot. trust.

Loaded
*LOL*

I appreciate Eva's breasts finally, but the photography? They should've brought in someone from Playboy.
I mean c'mon, its Eva Mendez, show some class for her. Fucking table stand? And those outfits? Ugh!

Ugh, she's just fugly. I hate her face.

This is the sexiest thing that I have EVER seen. Ever. God.

ok, she is very beautiful. my question is, why do these celebs always have to do some weird pics in order to do nudity , like weird hairstyles or something? its like, as long as its weird its ok for them to do it, but if its where they look very beautiful with nice hairstyles and stuff then they dont do it cause its not artistic and too playboy-ish.. its total bs...i dunno.

She looks like a tranny. EEK

Ahh, "art".

She has beautiful moments, and then not so much. She was beautiful in Ghost Rider. But these pictures are fucking bizarre, and she looks incredibly ugly. Hmph. Oh well.