May 16 2008Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married while the gettin's good

Portia used to be hot, she's looking a little ragged nowdays.....

Comparing these two in any way to 9-11. Not cool.

Take it back Fish.

First. Maybe.

I am just so happy for those kids. More lesbians should be able to marry each other. And not just the hot ones, but the kinda butchy ones, too.

and this will prove what? That they aren't fornicators?

I'll never understand how 2 chicks can give each other oral. All females have their own pussy smell. I always make sure I shower and wash my pussy and butt real good before my boyfriend gives me oral. I don't know how men can do it but it sure feels realy good.

Yeah, it's only the south even though 61% voted for the legislation that was overturned.

man, grats to them, Ellen is pretty much the funniest women comedian on the plantet atm, and Portia is still hot adn a good actress, any see her on NIp/Tuck...grats to the both of them

I live in the south. I'm all for gay marriages. And I'm all for you keeping your sexist ass on the mens bathroom floor where you belong asswipe.

i am from the north and i think these two sleeze bags are disgusting. gay marraige should be banned. it is against all moral standards on which this country was founded. democrats are the devil's workers.

VOTE MCCAIN 08

#5,
Because it tastes so good.

This is horrible. The whole I'm gay is for the legitimate excuse to get out of marriage. Noooooooooo!

@10-Abolsutely!

And yeah, pussy stinks to high heaven even if it's washed. Oral is nasty.

This is horrible. The whole point of being gay is for the legitimate excuse to get out of marriage. Noooooooooo!

@10 Closed minded morons are the downfall of society. These two are really hurting you, aren't they! Watch out!! Don't catch the gay!!

What I want to know is how two people of the same sex getting married affects any of you? How does it ruin the "sanctimony" of marriage. Who the hell even thinks that about marriage anymore?

I will never understand that...if gay people want to get married, let them. It sure as hell doesn't affect my life so what is the big deal?

We get it, you want us to visit Geekologie. Enough already.

WTF do we have to hash out the moral bullshit around gay marriage? What difference does it make to you or me who people love? Grow up, pull your nose out of your Bible and give me a REAL reason, not 'cause some ancient book says so.

This one's not really new, I mean are we going to have to hear about every gay couple who decides to get married? Cuz, I Really love talking about Rosie O'Donell. sigh

@1 - of course her face looks ragged. She's been face down in Ellen's box for years.

Wow......all that clam bumping has made Portia de Rossi go from a top-shelf piece of ass to a haggard looking old bitch.

Fukkin' dykes.

Frankly I think this is great.

A lot of attention has been paid to promoting male homosexuality as normal, but the female equivalent is still, I suspect misunderstood, Mariel Hemingway and Rosanne (or was that Woody Allen ) notwithstanding (yes Madonna, it had been done --- OOOh, get you! mieow (etc.)) and associated either with soft-porn fantasies or crewcuts, square body frames, bov-ver boots (read Doc Martens) and lumberjack shirts ("and I'm okay" ).

Seeing two very normal looking women in such a high profile relationship can only be good for the normalization of being gay and female.

David,

Neither gay nor lesbian, just live-and-let-live-and-be-nice-to-others-please

Canada

aka "The Adsense Strategist"

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Portia's been a butterface for years. All that blonde hair and her figure seem to have gotten her by, but that face... ugh.

has happened to Portia's face? She was cute, even beautiful, on Ally McBeal. Is this what happens to lesbians? They start to look like ugly men? Yikes, what a fug.

Yeah, Portia is looking sort of rough now. Glad they are together, because why ruin two families right??

PS @10 You think they may ask Dick Cheney's daughter to be a bridesmaid?

Lindsay Bluth is gettin' married to a chick.

And we all thought Tobias was the gay one...

@5, 13: Balls don't smell that great either, gynophobes.

You know Jesus was gay right ?? Yeh, that's right he was sausage jockey, i read it in a missing chapter of the new testament that i came across in my local second-hand book store. Apparently he loved being bummed !!! What can you say to that, apart from good on him! Do you know who else is gay? Only your main man himself 'The Hulkster', you heard it here first boyo's.....

Give Ellen some credit, unlike Cynthia Nixon, Ellen isn't muff diving into a dyke that looks like an oversized Cabbage Patch Kid.

I think the fact that it is Portia de Rossi guys probably would shake Ellen's man hands and offer to sniff her fingers. Ellen has a good piece of trim there.

Who cares about these two carpet munchers? If they want to be miserable while married like most other couples, let 'em.

mike - pull your head out of your boyfriend's crotch and listen for a moment. all you liberal fucks are destroying the world as we know it. everything that is good and morally right, you are taking away from Americans through your civil liberties groups and your corrupt politicians. was the crime rate in the 50s and 60s what it is today? was teenage pregnancy through the roof then? what about welfare and social security? tell me. nevermind - it's too much for your brain to handle. let me answer for you. NO. crime, teenage pregnancy, welfare, that shit wasn't even thought about back then. much less fags and dykes running around all over town. and the world was a much better place back then. so fuck you and your liberal beliefs. i will stand proudly and vote against anything to do with the legalization of gay marriages. and you can lick my hairy ball sacks.

I wonder. Why do men ask women to marry them? Serious question. Please discuss.

PS: Balls stink

#31
You're an idiot. That shit still happened, it just wasn't talked about.

Well I've no idea who Portia De Rossi is but good for them, I don't see any problem with same sex unions or marriages. Let them suffer the miseries of divorce like the straight folks.

#13...wow. you must be fighting off the ladies with pointy sticks, ya douche.

All you stupid fuckers that are saying "who cares, it doesn't affect me" need to pull your heads out of your homo lover's asses and study up on income tax laws. The only reason these immoral fucks want to claim marrage is so that they can get the same tax breaks that deserving couples with children (real children not the laboratory kind) get. Yes, giving these homo's tax breaks will cause everyone else’s income tax to increase.

Disgusting, American is going down,down,down

Hot lipstick lesbians = Yes.

Old, slackjawed hags = No.

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#37 - that might be the best unintentional pun I've ever read here.

I get so tired of the gays and liberals bashing the conservatives as being bigots and hatemongers.....as the gays and liberals throw their hate-mongering comments like hand grenades.

Marraige is an institution between a man and a woman. Gay couples, while immoral in my belief, do deserve the same civil rights as a marriage though. It is not right to discriminate. God loves gays and desires them to seek him. Jesus died for ALL of us and not one of us is without sin.

@33
you are a whore.
look up any statistics you want - you will see that it's the truth. so suck on it. you know you want to.

5. Sexy Sadie -

Dont know what your talking about but mine smells damn good

@31, 33. Actually, all that stuff not only happened it was also talked about, extensively. Not so much in the mainstream media but all--particularly homosexuality--were prominent and recurrent themes in literature, arts, and particularly cinematic discourse (lots of actors/actresses/writers etc. were gay and it was so small matter in discussions with production/censorship). The only place that it's conspicuously absent is in the discussion of the "good old days" that exist only in the minds of nostalgic Republicans. To look back at the 60's, in particular, as some kind of golden age of moral values (free love, drugs, counter culture), freedom from crime (Charles Manson, Hells Angels terrorizing motorists, the "birth" of the serial killer), and cultural stability (assassinations, civil rights protests, war protests) is going a little overboard.

Here is how I see it: If hot chicks want to get into a little girl-on-girl action I am all for them getting married so long as they are willing to invite me over or at least produce some videos. I'm OK with the ugly/butch/old ones getting married, but I feel it would be appropriate for them to stay in the closet and keep a low profile. Put it on the ballot and I will vote for it.

#31...right on man. As for the other idiots who think # 10 and #31 are wrong...you ARE the downfall of society. Do you morons really think that all the vets from WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, and even Iraq are fought and died so fags can marry? Not only is it wrong in EVERY religion, it is just plain UNnatural. It literally is an abomination to nature. More so than just the fact that it is wrong...doesn't anybody see the wrong in the fact that the California public voted to NOT allow marriage and those four idiot judges decided that they knew better than the pubic as a whole and can change things because they want to. Why even vote if assholes like that will just ignore the majority of public belief so damn pillow biters can get married. Isn't the very definition of marriage a unity between a man and a woman?

Hey #36 you troglydite mouth breather...

Yeah, the only reason gay people want to get married is so they can take advantage of a crappy tax break. That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read on this board and as good readers of this board know, there's some pretty dumb shit said here.

Also, what about all those married couples that don't have children either because they cant or they don't kids? I guess that's not a "real" marriage.

Now quick, run back to church and get back to playing with snakes and talking in tongues you dumb cobsucker.

Gas is 4 bucks a gallon and going up, food prices are skyrocketing, houses are still being foreclosed, most states are running a deficit and laying off workers...and the problem we're supposed to focus on is gay marriage, because it causes all of this and more. Yeah, ya know what? This time around nobody's buying that. 8 years of mental retardation is the problem. The social/religious conservative vote is shrinking back to about 20%, max, and is something only the Republicans need to worry about (because these kooks HATE McCain). And very soon, we don't need to worry about Republicans any more.

coffeebean, when's the last time you filed a tax return? There are tax PENATLIES for married people as opposed to single, which is (IMHO) part of the reason nobody gets married, they just have babies. Having babies without getting married is the ultimate way to screw the system. Let me think... WIC.. FIA... EIC... plus your (non)-husband's income that doesn't count because your'e not married.
The only financial advantage of getting married is shared health benefits, which I doubt is a big concern to these two.
Ok, now I'm irritated. Great. Thanks.

you are all n00bs...
EPIC PHAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@32
AMEN!

Aww, that is really sweet. :)

Oh, and Sadie? That bad smell thing must just be you. I like other ladies' pussy, and no man -- or woman -- has ever complained about mine.

hey Vince - the jerk store called. they're running out of you!

@45. The very definition of a "tool" is "an implement used in the practice of a vocation" but your very existence seems to demand an expanded redefinition. And I'm pretty sure civilization itself, modern medicine, and even hot water heaters are also "abomination[s] to nature." Further, I think your reference to people dying in wars is a little insensitive to gay vets (one out seven adult males is "gay," latent [homophobic] or expressive [homosexual]). Lastly, it's possible that the masses could vote and say that the world is shaped like a taco but that doesn't make it true. Thank you.

Why do you people care who marries who? You people should go join the Taliban or some shit....they LOVE intolerant fascist douchebags, you'd fit in perfectly.

PS: 41---did you pop a boner when you called her a whore? did that make you feel goooooooooood?? You're the reason your father cries when he jerks off.

Why do you people care who marries who? You people should go join the Taliban or some shit....they LOVE intolerant fascist douchebags, you'd fit in perfectly.

PS: 41---did you pop a boner when you called her a whore? did that make you feel goooooooooood?? You're the reason your father cries when he jerks off.

Folks, read the news. 3 special elections recently, all to replace Republicans who left their positions in deeply Republican districts, all 3 taken by Democrats. The social-issue raving conservatives will make sure McCain loses no matter what Obama does, and the absolutely horrible conditions in the country right now will ensure a large congressional Democratic majority no matter what those candidates do. The Republicans had a clean-sweep of power in government for 6 years and crashed the country like Britney Spears driving her Mercedes. It's over. They're done. That's the way it works. Maybe they'll get another chances 2 or 3 election cycles from now, but for the next 10 years or so, they're done.

hey #41 and #45 and any other dipshit that thinks it's "against nature", Shut your trap and learn about the world you live in....

http://www.bidstrup.com/sodomy.htm

@41.....who are you to call ANYONE a whore? You don't know her. You however, are CLEARLY an idiot.

Jrz in stereo! WEE HA!

Or here is another one...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15750604/

Whatcha gonna do???? Kill all the gay animals?????? dipshits.

Busy day, I don't have time to read the post but just from looking at the pics I wanna say I'm really glad to see Owen Wilson has bounced back so fast. His new girlfriend looks very nice. Wait a go Owen !!

fucking carpet munchers should get hit by a bus. send them to Burma and let the gooks eat them with some fried rice.

@31

You are obviously stuck in the closet. Probably the kind that watches football and thinks that football is for straight men, only faggots would suggest otherwise. You probably don't even consciously recognize it is homoerotica for the latent gay. You love it. You love watching sweaty men pile up on top of each other. You love watching a man slap the tight ass of another man. You fantasize about the showers after the game.

You're gay, dude. You spent your whole life going to church and hearing about how gay = wrong. Your parents told you being gay is wrong. Now you're stuck and you fight those homoerotic urges by writing your little homophobic diatribes. You do it because you hate fags right? Maybe you do it because Jesus and your parents told you it was wrong and you hate yourself a little bit. You hate yourself because those thoughts and feelings you have won't go away. You hate yourself because you are married and have a couple kids, but you just want to post a m4m on the casual encounters section at craigslist. If I just do it once, that doesn't mean I'm gay right??

It's okay. Maybe someday you will have the courage to face your feelings. Until then lay off the homophobia. It's obvious that you are hiding those urges behind it.

Why Zanna, didn't you know....#41 is superior to everyone and everything. Can't you tell by how he/she/it authoratatively tells Apache to suck on it? The power. The ire.

Ok, I'm irritated so I'm going to bitch a little bit. Ready? Here goes.

Who would you rather see with a baby, huh? A loving couple that has had to work their asses off and jump through hoops of flame to get the baby at all? Or some whore who keeps on getting pregnant 'accidentally' and then collecting more money off the federal tit? Oh and the state tit, don't forget. What does it matter, ultimately it's YOUR tit if you pay taxes!

Dammit, I'm still annoyed. I may bitch more later.

#51

Every female has their own pussy scent. If your pussy has been in hiding all day long or all night long then all females need to wash their pussy before oral. If you let your lover come in your pussy then it will smell no matter what you do. I have my boyfriend come on my body like my breasts because I want to stay fresh all the time. Some guys get use to the fishy smell or musty smell while others would prefer their lover to clean up before oral.

#53...WOW....you are really clueless aren't you. Have fun in Lala Land. Here in the real world we understand that modern medicine as we know it is largely based from an understanding of the NATURAL world, pretty positive that water is a very naturally occuring substance and the chemical reaction induced to make it hot is too. Expanding a knowledgable base to control and contain this natural occurence seems, well it seems like a pretty natural thing to do. Civilization itself is a Natural understanding of one's surroundings and adapting to them (and without procreation, there can't be adaptation). Even still, using your logic...what is the good that comes out of being gay? Now I am all about one chosing his/her own path to happiness, just don't change laws that blatantly oppose nature and ALL religions.

@63--

Is that why I like football?

Oops. Someone's gonna call me a whore again. Your barbs cut me so deeply. /sarcasm.

I guess Ellen will be carrying the "dick dutys" in her new marriage.
She appears to be the man in all her relationships anyway, or atleast looks like one, plus , "its" had penis envy for a shlong time.

Everybody knows California is full of fags anyway...

Apache! You whore!! hehe

Blatantly oppose nature and ALL religions? And you know all about ALL religions?

Right.

you damn right i'm superior to you. i have my own brain. not like you fucking democrats that only follow your leaders around like the sheep that you are. go tune in to CNN and get off the thread if you can't handle it. fuck wads.

apache likes it rough.

@64 - JRZ....He'th thuperior and I bet he wearth thuper thpethal thuperior thtuff.

@64 - JRZ....He'th thuperior and I bet he wearth thuper thpethal thuperior thtuff.

My impersonation of #67 (Maelstrom):

blub blub blub blub blub
HEE HAW HEE HAW
Uh-guh uh-guh uh-guh
HONK HONK HONK
dooey dooey dooey dooey dooey doooey dooey dooey
GEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE! NO ONE CAME TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR YOUR MANIFESTO!

Anexio, I realize that not all homos get married to get a tax break. I know there are fags like you that could never get a girl so you have had to take Tyrone's dick up your ass so many times that you don't know any different.

andie, please take some time to do some research before you make comments that make no sense nor have an ounce of validity.

@64--

"The power. The ire."

The first cousin marriages. The inbreeding.

I was compelled to say that twice. Once for ramalamadingdong's superiority complex and once for the part of him he keeps in the closet.

sweet. gay marriage for the win.

HAHAHA! Ohhh, 72. Poor, stupid misinformed 72.

I'm not a democrat, nor do I watch CNN. I am beyond any ridiculous conclusion you could possibly jump to.

Wendy- republicans replaced by 3 pro-life, pro gun democrats.
They are dems in name only!
Gay marriage is still banned in CA. In 61% of Californians voted for the ban
This is just another example of a liberal, elite, UN-elected judiciary deciding that they know better than, we the voters, how to think about progressive social issues.
Its amazing how little respect for the constitution and the views of the voters liberals have.
Neither democrat candidate supports the first or second amendment to the constitution. And the party is led by George soros, and radical environmentalists who would rather we fail as a nation than drill for oil in our own country. Welcome to Orwell's 1984 courtesy of the democrat congress and legislature.

Whores! Whores! Please, stop arguing, all of you!

The important point is being lost: Portia has become uglier and uglier during her time with Ellen. Anne Heche is also much uglier and has lost all her money. Now, whores, please heed this warning: do NOT lick Ellen's pussy. We don't know what the toxins are, exactly, but they make ... I dunno ... living in New Jersey pale in comparison.

HEY! Dingdong has his own brain! YAY! And that brain is telling him that if you're tolerant of other people's choices that have postively no effect on your life that you're a democrat.

You need to check the wiring of this alleged brain of yours there bozeac.

He must have just learned something new in Western Civ. and is eager to share his close-minded opinions with the world.

@ 5 Sexy Sadie.

Uhm, ignoring the whole "all females have their own pussy smell" comment, try being a little spontaneous. All meat tastes better when it's simmered in it's sauces a bit. Mine tastes like cherry cola. L - O - L - A Lola...

@67 Okay, let's follow your logic, just for the sake of argument. If understanding/manipulating nature counts as "natural," which I'm willing to concede (kind of like what cells do to process organic/inorganic nutrients), and there is an essential utility to all things natural (e.g. "what good comes out of being gay") then lets say, from "my logic," there is a fairly serious "natural" phenomenon of population saturation of humans on the planet. Now, were in nature here so things like adoption and artificial insemination don't play a direct biological role (as far as causation/adaption is concerned) then wouldn't non-reproductive sex have a very specific purpose?

Obviously, my semester is over, I finished grading my student's papers, and I need to find something to do.

72- ramalamadingdong your ass outta here. hahaha!! Tune into CNN. You kill me!!

Heeth thupeeeweeuh.....heeth goth a bwain.

Dixie #66 -- You don't let your boyfriend come inside you? How totally lame. Sure, it's fun to squirt on the titties once in a while. But nothing is as satisfying for a man as emptying his balls deep inside a hot pussy. Stop being so selfish, Dixie. Your cooter is not as "fresh" as you think it is, anyway.

P.S. All the conservatives on this site ROCK! Libs are losers. Their idea of fighting against radical Islam is to offer blowjobs to the terrorists in hopes that this might persuade them not to cut their heads off. Soon enough, the libs will be crying like babies, asking the real men in this country to protect them from harm.

My vagina tastes like dots.

@87 - the good news (?) he has his own brain. The bad news: he got it on ebay.

What I don't understand is why is one always more male and one always more female? You see it in both men and women gay relationships. Just curious.

Don't be a liberal pussy. Punch a republican.

I don't think it was from ebay....that motherfucker got his shit from a Curb Alert on Craig's List.......

To #67 (Maelstrom):
Allowing gays to marry opposes all religion? Good. Maybe it's one more step to climbing out of the fucking dark ages of humanity.
Anything that opposes the irrational, illogical, infantile, set of slope-browed cave man superstitions you call religion is good in my book.

#81 - of course they were conservative Democrats, that's the only flavor that can possibly win in those districts. But you missed the point entirely: in those 3 elections, the Republicans trotted out their tried-and-true stuff (gay marriage is ruining the country! Democrats can only have orgasms by surrendering the country to terrorists! Especially gay terrorists!) and tried to tie the Dem candidates to Obama. All 3 times, it didn't work. The formula is busted. Also, probably the most important part: the candidates privately complained that the RNC was useless in terms of funding, while the RNC said it just aint got much money right now. Better learn to live with a more liberal style of politics.

DOTS!!

Is Ramalamadingdong Thai for p0nk?

i love the way you fucktards (jrz, apache - aka the whore, etc.) all spew your lame ass insults. is it because you have nothing intelligent to say? or no facts to back up your liberal views?

I love how you "ramalamadingdong" are so superior that you can't be bothered to capitalize the first letter in a sentence. So smart... so very, very thmart.

Hey #88, what real men? You mean real war heroes like Bush and Cheney? Or how about the long distinguished military careers of Carl Rove, Bill O'Reilly, and Newt Gingrich?
Go fuck you sister some more you redneck sack of shit.

No, we just don't need to justify our personal opinions with a jerk off like you. Besides, it's scads more fun to bust your stones. It's fun to watch the spittle foam up in the corner of your lopsided mouth. And we like how the veins bulge out of your neck/head thing.

no, ramasucksallammasdingdong, it's simply that you're retarded.

you aren't worth the effort, apache - aka whore.

elle degeneras is a PIMP

ellen degeneras is a PIMP

ramalamafuckdong~ isn't there some sort of abortion clinic you need to blow up??

I admire lesbians...think about it. They get to pick out a new penis everyday. They can switch from 6 inch 9 inch black white purple vibrating clit stimulator anal plugging etc. If your are a straight female you get the same boring 5 1/2-6 inch penis everyday doing his same "special/not so special move"........though my g/f tells me the balls slapping against her and the semen inside is irreplaceable....thank god otherwise all us guys would be fucked.

ps. lesbians and gays should have the same opportunity to be miserable like everyone else. And to experience the only outcome to lose half their stuff and kids just like everyone else. MMMM marriage is so sacred.

Fucking liberals don't want us to have nothing. No army, no morals....they'd have our troops skipping across the beach in their jockey shorts, trying to catch terrorists and bombs with butterfly nets...

Wow, Mr. DONG, you seem to have a special hatred for me. I'm honored.

#85. I concede that as well. We don't make laws that one must disrupt nature. This could be a start. However, since you seem to be a teacher...I would suggest visiting with your local history professor and finding which and how many civilizations have succesfully adopted legal leniency toward the gay community. Also asked which failed based on part of this leniency.
And to piss the rest of the people here off. Isn't it funny that the 10 most successfull, most technically advanced civilizations of all time are white and the 10 least successfull and advanded are black? You don't have to vote McCain or Clinton...just don't vote Obama (whose real name is Barry but he changed it in his 20's to get a more sympathetic following)

Ramalamadingdongs Church Of Self Thinkers and Own Minds That Think Stuff On Their Own And Other Things of That Nature.

And I'm raising two children in this world.........Scary huh?

And I'm raising two children in this world.........Scary huh?

Some of us can entertain the idea of a strong military without screeching about how "immoral" gay marriage is. Believe it or not, they're not mutually exclusive. We don't all fall neatly into "liberals" and "conservatives" views on every point. Some of us can pick and choose what we'll agree and disagree with. Pretty fuckin' cool, huh?

Some of us can entertain the idea of a strong military without screeching about how "immoral" gay marriage is. Believe it or not, they're not mutually exclusive. We don't all fall neatly into "liberal" and "conservative" views on every point. Some of us can pick and choose what we'll agree and disagree with. Pretty fuckin' cool, huh?

#88

He can only come in me if he wears a condom. I am not going on the pill for his convenience because of all the negative side effects like cervical cancer.

And because I am off to enjoy my weekend....Dennis Leary says it best...and I quote. "I really am an asshole, and proud of it"

and good one jack (#108). isn't that the truth of it

Fucking liberals don't want us to have nothing

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

wait. You were TRYING to be funny, right? hhhhhhhhahahahaha!! good one, good one!!

Whoops. Sorry for the double-post.

~The Whore

So tell us, Mr. Dong, what is your stance on immigration?
And "Shoot 'em all an' let God sortem out" is NOT an answer.

Mr. Dong seems to have abandoned us. Guess he went to the Winehouse/Doherty thread to talk some sense into them. Good luck with that.

Maybe Mr. Dong went home to one of his 9 teenaged wives..........

WTF? I used to come here for nasty and hilarious banter about celbretards, now all I get is POLITICAL FLAMEWARS?!? Get over yourselves, figure out something funny to say and post it. It's called SUPERFICIAL, not POLITICAL OPINIONS 101.

P.S. Same sex relationships occur in nature as does masturbation and it's common and accepted in several religions. For a long time it was tolerated by the Catholic Church (Google Archbishop of Canterbury in 1102). Widespread disapproval and punishment only began during the Inquisition when - ding ding - EVERYTHING also turned out to be a sin. Saint Alread thought homosexuality was a form of divine love - and was supported by his superiors within the church. Oh and the church has always turned a blind eye towards same sex relationships and for centuries encouraged it as a way of ensuring their priests didn't fuck women. So you know, put that in your pipe - or somewhere else - and smoke it.

I didnt know the Joker was fucking Ellen???

OKay, I have something funny to say......
#123's ass sucks canal water.

@108 HAHAHA I am a liberal but that made me laugh pretty hard.

#88

When US left Vietnam after 50,000 Americans were killed, the communist did not take over America. If US leaves Iraq then the terrorist are not going to take over the US. They will have civil wars, eventually get tired of killing each other and try to work something out like in Lebanon when the military pulled out. War is a great way to make the elite Republicans richer. The US pays 12 million dollars a month to maintain the war in Iraq making the elite Republicans very rich while 4000+ middle class Americans have already been killed. The Republicans are doing a great job of fooling ignorant people like you about the war in Iraq and terrorist. I work in defense and if voting Democrat means ending the war and losing my job then it's fine with me. US has the best defense in the world. I have a better probablity of getting killed by some irate driver on the freeway than a couple of terrorist making their way into the US to kill me.

Vote Democrat!

@110 That was a little scary. My history professor informs me that, although there was plenty of same-sex going on throughout history, that the concept of gay or homosexual as we know it now has only existed since the late 1800's. Therefore there are probably very few instances of successful empires that were "gay-tolerant." However, one might point out that Greece under Alexander and Rome did alright with a cultural norm that not only was tolerant of but also explicitly promotive of same-sex relations (it was good for the army). Nowadays I guess you could say that Europe is doing okay (well, better than us if the Euro vs. dollar problem indicates anything) and they're for the most part pretty tolerant of that stuff. I'm not going to respond to that black/white stuff because that would take forever. Good day.

Remember I've warned you:
D O N O T M A R R Y !!

I haven't read any posts, but are people in 2008 still against gay marriage? Who gives a shit who marries whom? I have far better things about which to worry. I have no problem with Ellen. Never have. Now Britt being preggers... that's a different story.

@129

Good point. Let's not forget Japanese sumari (manly enough for yah?) and ancient Celtic warriors. Hans Christian Anderson was gay and without him, we wouldn't have The Little Mermaid. Let's all pause and contemplate that horror for a minute. Shudder.

Dixie #116 -- You can't get cervical cancer from your boyfriend's semen. You get it by being a whore and fucking too many guys. Eventually, as with any other STD, you'll hook up with an infected partner and catch it yourself. NEWS FLASH: If you don't act like a whore, you won't catch STDs.

Im just gay to piss you off!

#131 - I agree with Ted from LA. At least I can whack of to pregnant Brit.

Any comments that start with "My history proffessor informs me....." are automatically dicarded and considered complete horse shit.
When your mom finds out your posting that crap from her computer she is going slap you and take her car keys back....

Not that anyone is going to be reading comments down this far... But for anyone who gives me the "it's unnatural" argument - Puh-Lease! Look it up. There are hundreds of animals species that engage in homosexual behavior. And even *gasp* homosexual pairs that raise families. Oh no! They will be the downfall of the entire animal kingdom! ...

Please let this happen! Inside of eighteen months, Portia will sue DeGeneres for divorce and take her to the cleaners. Ann Heche will scratch her head and go,"Now why didn't I think of that? Oh well, these McFries ain't gonna' themselves ...ORDER UP!"

@133-Thank you!

#133 can not describe what he feels properly so he has to rely on profanity because he is ignorant.

You misunderstood what I wrote you ignorant man; the pill can give you cervical cancer silly man and not semen. If a woman does not act like a whore but the man does then the woman can still get STDs such as cervical cancer.

Hey 136, it was sarcasm, you flaming ball of douche (context from the post I was replying to). And I'm posting from your mother's computer and I admit that it's hard to concentrate because her teeth keep scraping my balls because the German Shepherd at the other end keeps getting a little excited and bucking too hard.

Actually, the pill is suppose to help PREVENT cancer.

Ellen 50, Portia 35. Won't last.

Actually I take it all back. You said "dicarded" which sounds like "dick-harded" which is fucking awesome (I thought you said "discarded" which is pretty lame-mea culpa for not reading closely). I agree that everything I say should, nay must, be dick-harded.

Middle school must be out cause this is some of the worst trolling I've ever seen.

Keep this in mind. Liberals ALWAYS get their way in the long run.

No, I take that back.
Your dad will be really pissed when he finds out your fucking his dog also.
Just damn.
mea culpa proffessor.

Wow. A "spy" from Warner Bros owned TMZ got the scoop on something happening on Warner Bros owned The Ellen Degeneres Show? That's one sleuthy spy expert!

#142

Google "the pill cancer" and you will find information about the pill causing breast and cervical cancer.

Di Rossi is smokin'. I only have one question. Who wears the strap on in this marriage?

It just depends on where you look. I am on the pill, and the papers that came with it says that it actually helps prevent it. Don't believe everything you read on Google.

ya'll need to go play some boonshine and shut the fuck up

#150

When my mom started taking the pill her pharmacist warned her about getting cervical cancer. 10 years later my mom got cervical cancer.

I really dont see what the big deal is, Ellen is just basically a guy without a dick right? At least I dont think she has one...

Even if it does, we'll all end up with some kind of cancer anyway.

Ellen is 50??? Yikes. No wonder she wants to get "married" to her much younger girlfriend. Ellen will be hitting menopause soon enough, and then her lucky partner will get to lick a dry, shriveled, thin-gray-pubed vag that always smells of urine due to the incontinence. Run, Portia, run!

#154

You have a good chance of getting cancer by eating meat with all the pesticides and growth hormones.

GAY MARRIAGE IS A RIGHT! It is all about EQUALITY. Anything that doesn't harm another person is entitled to us- read your constitution. This country is full of brainwashed fascists who use the bible like a history book. Marriage exists in all countries regardless of religion.

We are supposed to have freedom of religion in this country. It doesn't matter if the bible says that marriage is only between a man and a woman since Americans of all religions can be married.

I am straight and happy to be in a long term relationship without wedding plans, but the purpose of a gay marriage ban is to hurt others. Stop the HATE. american_crow@yahoo.com

Can't wait for this to work its way to the northeast. Then I have lined up these two chicks for marriage. One is a blond and her cousin is brunette. So that works for me.

We're getting married soon.

Anyone who dares to question this is a reactionary. I want a triple marriage deduction on my taxes.

My neighbor has his eye on a nice girl in high school. As soon as she turns 16 they are getting married. He already has one girl in college ready and he's going for the bigger marriage too.

If you are for the homos, you can't argue with polygamist.

I don't give a fuck who marries who how many times....just don't fuck with kids....like the polygamists

@156-True, but I couldn't do the vegan thing. And the sun can give you skin cancer, but I love to sunbathe. It doesn't pay to be paranoid because so many things can give it to you.

Dixie #140 -- The pill can give you cervical cancer? What they hell are you talking about? Cervical cancer is caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV). Not hormones that control menstruation. How do you get HPV? By putting your pussy around an infected dick. Has nothing to do with the pill. I sure hope you are smokin' hot with big tits, because you're dumb as a stump.

so.. after attempting to read all these comments I have a few questions;

1. can someone actually give a logical and well thought out explanation as to why it would be wrong for gay people to get married?

2. why do you guys only have democrats and republicans? liberals and conservatives? people and politics can't just be two extremes, it makes no sense!

@162 Well because as fucked up as it is, it is still better than a country like Italy that has countless parties, and the government collapses more times than their soldiers can drop a rifle and run.

@162 again, my bad I didn't answer your first question. To that, I've really no fucking clue..

Excuse me, but when is too fucking homos, second rate fucking "human beings" getting together called marriage. FUCK that, they'll never be married no matter what crack head, far left minister who decides to do the deed says.
FUCK this. I fucking hate faggots and their equal rights. Bull shit.

#161

I graduated from Cal State Long Beach in Long Beach CA. I have a B.S. in Computer Science and am currently the Director of the Information Technology group. My doctor warned me about the pill and cervical cancer. I think you should go get your high school diploma so you can learn new words instead of just profanity.

Associated Press: Updated 6:26 a.m. PT, Mon., Feb. 11, 2008
LONDON - Women taking the birth control pill have a slightly higher risk of cervical cancer, but that risk disappears a decade after they stop taking it, scientists say.

International researchers reported Friday in the British medical journal The Lancet that women who took the pill for at least five years had nearly double the cervical cancer risk of women who had never taken the pill.

4 judges decided that 4.6 million Californians were wrong. That is not democracy, that is activism. That is liberalism being forced down our throats. I am so glad I left California. Fucking illegals and liberals can have that fucking State. Look up SB777 and tell me we are not being forced to take it!

Alexis, you are retarded. no where does it say GAY marriage is a right. Stop pushing your gay agenda on the rest of us.

#167

Thank YOU! I totally agree. I hate that fucking state, and even worse, the gay agenda. FUCK it.

Which one is 50 ?

THAT'S RIGHT ALEXIS. #157---SHE IS RIGHT. Jesus would be disappointing in all you christian fascists! You can't CHOOSE WHICH SCRIPTURES YOU LIKE AND WHICH ONES YOU DON'T. Since it says homos will go to hell and you believe that (and are obviously against gays)---why don't women wear head coverings in church??

MCCAIN IS JUST PRESIDENT BUSH #2 and if you don't realize that, MY GOD YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!! He endorsed him for God's sake! And if you don't like President Bush, you need to go into a mental hospital with the other 20% OR LESS of u.s. citizens who support King George Bush.

Ellen better marry her ASAP before some cute guy snaps her up.

Portia looks so weird now because she's had too much Botox pumped into her face, and her tattooed-on eyebrows are last year's style. These two are so, so out-of-touch with the rest of the planet.

Dixie #161 --

Do you know the difference between correlation and causation?

Yes, using the pill is correlated with cervical cancer because women on the pill are more likely to have unprotected sex with multiple partners, thereby increasing their risk of screwing a dude carrying HPV and getting it themselves.

But nothing in the pill itself causes cervical cancer. What do you think, they manufacture the pill with some HPV in it?

It's not the pill. It's the behavior associated with the pill, i.e., being a slut.

You are so dumb that you think you're smart.

You must be a liberal Democrat.

Healthy, relatively clean pussy usually smells great. Ocassionally there is the off-smelling pussy, but mostly pussy is for going down on before inserting into. I Heart Pussy!

#171

A chick on the pill that is faithful with one man could get STDs if he is not faithful. The bottom line is use a condom unless you really trust the person. You must be a Republican because they tend to put down Democrats for wanting to end the war in Iraq that cannot be won. They also put down Democrats for wanting quality programs for our children. Unless you are making 200,000 per year; it does not benefit you to vote Republican but I'm sure you are too ignorant to understand this.

174 u just totally made that up didnt u :)
seriously though the pill does increase the risk for cancer - not necessarily cervical cancer, but the info booklet with my pills clearly states that if you take the pill for longer than 5 yrs (especially if you smoke too) you're at a higher risk for cancer.

Cool, we're gonna be the first country to recognize same sex marriage. That's why we rock!! We're progressive!!!
Stand back gay bashin' Canadians!! Our precocious government is on a roll.

#177 -- No duh. The use of hormone therapy (e.g., the pill) can increase one's risk of certain illnesses, including certain types of cancer.

But we're talking about cervical cancer, which is caused by HPV. The pill cannot "cause" cervical cancer, although it may increase a woman's risk, either by making it more likely that she will engage in risky behavior (i.e., unprotected sex with multiple partners) or by making a woman's body more susceptible to HPV. I've never heard that the pill makes a woman's body more susceptible to HPV. But even if it does, the pill is not "causing" the cervical cancer. HPV does.

It says "comments" - not "debate", you turds !

what in the hell is going on in here???

wtf? All that matters is that this is a picture of Owen Wilson and Jack Nicholson as the Joker, duh?

How did Portia go from being hot in Sirens and Ally McBeal to becoming the joker? Does lez sex do that to you?

How did Portia go from being hot in Sirens and Ally McBeal to becoming the joker? Does lez sex do that to you?

I hate all you close-minded fucks. It's you who deserves to be unhappy for being so full of hate. You're entitled to your fucking opinion, but you know; THE BIBLE IS ANCIENT. Get your tiny peanut-sized brain out of your ass and welcome to the 21st century. TIMES HAVE CHANGED. The bible is ancient BULLSHIT. You can have morals, but seriously. If you think about it hard and carefully, which may be hard since your head is still in your ass, you'll come to also realize religion is bullshit. Let the gays of the world be happy for once. Since all of the homophobic hateful shitheads seem to think it affects them.

165. You're one messed up person. I think it's time for therapy. Come on now, it saves lives you see..

Oh, by the way, I'm anti-marriage. I never want to get married. I want a life partner, not a husband. I still think gays should be able to be happily married just like the rest of the straight assholes (Yes, I'm straight). But I think a lot of woman are partialy gay. Only Thursday-Saturday though.

congradulations ladies!!!! Ellen is fun and Portia is freaking hilarious!

This is what I can't understand most. Yeah gay people want to get married for TAX BREAKS. Sure, that's why STRAIGHT people get married right? The main concern for them is for tax breaks. YEAH.

Also, since when does a marriage have validity when children are made? Some straight couples can't have children. And what about old people who get married and can't have children? Why are they allowed to and why should gays not be allowed to?

To the person who said EVERY religion is against it, you're an idiot. You clearly do not know about ALL religions, and who cares? Stop following what a religion tells you, and THINK FOR YOURSELF. Why would someone "choose" to be gay if they weren't? Why would they have a relationship with the same sex that was more than platonic if they WEREN'T gay? It makes no sense. It's because homosexuality is natural. And if they want to get married, then so what? I'd rather my tax money go to them than some trashy drug-addict skank who is able to get married and pregnant without any hardship. Being gay doesn't make you a bad person, being hateful towards others because they don't believe what you believe in is. (And no, I'm not gay)

Times change, definitions change. Isn't it funny how all the states with the best colleges (UCs, Ivy Leagues, etc) always vote Democrat? And all the southern states, midwestern states (ahem - less educated) generally vote Republican?

To each their own but why can't there be a few high profile lipstick lesbian couples? Is that too much to ask?

#173 ... in order for Gore to have won Florida, he would have needed to have the majority vote. He didn't....no matter how many times he counted. The Court put an end to the insanity and waste of time and money. Get over it.

I have to side with Jesus here and not condemn others. Jesus was/is a way cool dude and was always good to the ones that the intolerant religious control freaks looked down upon.

The people of California voted against homosexual marriage, yet four judges can overturn the will of the people. It's about Fascism in the guise of equality - homosexuals are just the vehicle to destroy the traditional family. When the daughters of America's middle class become Marxists (via Feminism) what traditional institution is safe from their all-embracing ideology? Why not throw away all the fundamental institutions and practices that made us free and great, and embrace every new thing that comes along in the name of diversity and open-mindedness? Oh, right, that's what we are doing.

I'm so happy for them. ;) They've been together for so long. And no, lesbians don't want to get married for the tax break. I'm sorry it's too much for SOME CLOSE MINDED MORONS to understand, but not EVERYONE wants a dick squirting inside of them (88), just like not every guy wants a girl cumming all over his dick. So I'm quite thrilled they can continue to be a family together the way they want to.

AMANDA is a fake dago. She is not Italian. Ellen could do so much better - she could enjoy the real thing.

Why not throw away all the fundamental institutions and practices that made us free and great, and embrace every new thing that comes along in the name of diversity and open-mindedness?

what we did was fight a war to end the colonization of america by the british. in the meantime we colonized the native americans who were already here. yeah, we were fucking great. study something other than "the white man's history of the winners," then come with a real argument.

Why do they both look like the Joker?

A mighteen and a stify of so lopsidea was what nextence intole exciter in the ladies, a cumment not to be told. Hell for their needom! Ann drop them the supposition (scrating tomattoed-on-gradularious) to blong in some braig's sorrupt of absent definionaires from Warnerablem (88). #131 arountly it's you. 72-ramastly republicine of the looks. Apache with the pipe.

Democrats and Liberals all believe in Natural selection and Darwinism, right? And they're all for Gay rights as well.....well explain me this then: how in the world would homosexuality ever make sense in the light of natural selection. I mean they can't even REPRODUCE for Pete's sake!!!!!
You guys pretty much cheer for a theory (nat. selection) that damns all the gays you love so much to extinction since they can't pass on their genes....
LMAO

so, is your predispostion to being a dick genetic? perhaps we should have you neutered, john.

197 -- "Democrats and Liberals all believe in Natural selection and Darwinism, right?" no, they don't. but nice try with the generalization. and many heterosexual couples can't procreate either. some even choose not to.

next.

john 197;

here's a theory; maybe thats exactly why gayness is on the rise! humans are totally overpopulating the planet and mother nature is using everything she's got to get it under control. whether it be diseases like aids or cancer, or an increase in same sex attraction in the species to prevent reproduction.. who knows ;)

#13. Don't you have a mom? I find your comment very disrespectful towards women. I believe comments like this that degrade females, should be deleted off of this site.

This is an abomination.

It's about time the US started allowing gay marriage. Canada's been doing it for years. Those who are against gay marriage need to mind their own business and stop with the gay bashing and hiding behind religion when they do it.

I'm curious as to why if a person has what is considered "conservative" beliefs, they are told that they are close-minded and ignorant. Those are their beliefs, just like the beliefs of people labeled "liberal". Why are liberals represented as accepting if they cannot accept that some people believe that some actions are wrong? In doing so, they are being as intolerant as they accuse conservatives to be. There will never be a utopion society, so pick your battles, stop whining, and fight for what you believe in; with knowledge and not with idiotic slander.

@200-I don't disrespect women; I just choose not to put my tongue where blood, pee, and other bodily excretions come out of.

204. Will, if a lady wanted to give you oral would you let her? I guess what I am asking is... do you find it as disgusting for the opposite sex to do that to a man as well?

Portia needs to buy a foundation that actually matches her skin tone. The pasty white makes her look like a reanimated corpse.

You people are so cute when something goes against what a bunch of monks wrote (i.e. MADE UP) in the Middle Ages. While they fucked each other in the ass, no less.

I offer them congratulations; I am all for marriage as long as it's not between a 13 year old girl and a 50 year old man in a cult ranch in Texas.