May 9 2008Elisha Cuthbert's last day in a bikini (Promised myself I wouldn't cry...)

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I like the other photoshoot better.

NSFW: http://sublimedirectory.com/00/ec.jpg

What a cutie pie!!!!

holy crap a blonde w/ a good body in a bikini at a beach, never seen that before

deliciousness

Dion Phaneuf doo doo da doo doo
Dion Paneuf doo doo doo doo

Dion Phaneuf doo doo da doo doo da doo doo da doo doo da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

any Canadian hockey fans ever hear The Score sing the Dion Phaneuf song based on this classic?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4XZK3V7oLPY

(it appears ms. cuthbert is dating Dion Phaneuf, thats what i was getting at)

(that man can throw some body check)

I think she's really cute in these pics and (well except the bleach job) so the only thing I'm jealous of is the fact that I'M NOT THERE!!!!! I'm so fucking sick of the fucking weather here and being cold in fucking MAY, I have a big new pool I want to put it up and USE it before fucking CHRISTMAS!!

I need to move

Go back to bed.

Ok sorry

I am in love with that bikini.

It's Dion something or other, not the idiot you mentioned. You fucking suck, you faggot.

did anyone else notice the diamond trinket that she's been wearing the past couple days (that was not hangin' around her neck in the first day's pics) ?? i'm just figurin' that maybe dion's dippin into the 6mil he's due to make next year, is all....

What's so great about her? She looks short, fat, and a lil chunky.

She looks good, she could look better though, do some exercise so she gets toned, but what the heck, I don't work out either! well, big difference, I am not an actress, that would get me in the gym, ha ha ha.

#10 You can get that bikini at Victoria's Secret. The porn photos aren't real, good photoshop for the most part though.

She looks good, she could look better though, do some exercise so she gets toned, but what the heck, I don't work out either! well, big difference, I am not an actress, that would get me in the gym, ha ha ha.

#10 You can get that bikini at Victoria's Secret.

The porn photos aren't real, good photoshop for the most part though.

What's so great about her? She looks short, fat, and a lil chunky.

Call me crazy, but I don't think she's hot at all. Short, butterface, smallish boobs, and a total hockey ho. Meh in my book.

if he's due to make 6 million & all he got her was some generic circle pendant from Zales, that's kinda sad, is all...

The white nail polish looks shiteous, but the rest of her is rockin'.
Great hips!

Here is a url for numbers 13, 16, and 17...

http://www.yellowpages.com/Los-Angeles-CA/Optometrists-Doctors-of-Optometry-OD?search_mode=all&search_terms=eye+doctors

I think she is disgusting and fat, like all women. They make me sick. I don't understand how men can stand being with these smelly creatures. They bleed and stink and only cause grief. I am sorry I had a few drinks and am getting ready to go out...and look for a man!

Ok either that guy is 8 feet tall or she is a midget. Or both are true.

She isn't fat, she's not in the greatest shape, but she isn't fat either. She has an average healthy weight and shape. Like I said before, she could improve by getting toned, but that's about it.

I don't think she's stunningly hot, but she isn't ugly either, she's just an average cute girl, that's all. I do love the way she looks when photoshopped, those minor (or major) tweaks go a long way.

hahaha a girl that thin being "average" by American standards? hahahahahaha

Most Canadian women are known for being thick boned and hairy and I have done my share of them (out of desperation while working in the frozen waste lands of that French Hell Hole) and let me tell you. Between that fat hairy legs and the crotch odor it really wasn't worth it. What is up with you fucks?

Couldn't tell you a thing about French Canadian women. Maybe the ones who live in frozen wastelands need the extra hair to keep warm? Good for you for keeping your high standards though.

I love that bikini. Anyone know where I can get it?

If she's dating someone so rich, maybe he should buy her a bathing suit that's not from victoria's secret. I saw this bathing suit on every girl on spring break.

does anyone know where that bathing suit is from? cause i love love it!

Hey -- that's me!

In my experience, all girls with who love French cuisine and culture seem to smell a little to a lot more than non Francophiles. Go figure. They are stinky.

I'm sorry, but if 99% of you saw this women get out of the water on the Jersey Shore, you would not even turn your head. Who in the hell is she and why is she "famous"? Please don't answer this question. I really couldn't give a shit less.

I feel sorry for whoever gets stuck with this woman. She's like a blonde Jessica Alba, you can just tell she's an unhappy bitch waiting to turn sour.

Thought-bubble above her head in the main pic: "Hm, I thought it never would, but getting boned by hockey players is getting old. Come to think of it, so am I. Maybe I'd better trick this one into knocking me up. He's not as good-looking as the last but he's probably better-looking than the next, considering that I can feel myself about to bloat up. Besides, he has a big schlong and a good salary, he's nice and docile, and I have him completely whipped."

My man Dion, you just got trapped by a black-widow spider. Prepare to find out how useless your testosterone is compared to the wiles of an actress!

It looks like a pedophile picking up a little girl at the beach. Is that in Thailand?

Men who sneak the word "wiles" into a sentence are gay

didn't we go through this two or three times earlier this week?

slightly above average, closing in on a sharp downturn and at an early age. come on, no more of this bleach-blonde chubby canadian. thanks.

Looks like a poster for "Land Of The Lost".

Elisha looks so hot in a bikini.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

You'd have to be a special kind of idiot to see a fat chick there.

The circle is complete.

/thanks Fish!

Seriously? This shit isn't even hot. It's like pictures of a semi-hot chick from high school at the beach.

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she's absolutely gorgeous.
If thats not a nice body, then tell me what is..

Mmm... nice link in post 2...

Holy shit - look at that face in pic 3! Come on, Elisha-lovers.

The carpet does not match the drapes... bummer

I have a boner.

She doesn't look like a fitness model or anything, but she looks damn hot to me. She def has the girl next door (I wish she did live next door) quality, but she probably will have a slight weight issue in the future if she's not careful. Anyway I would take her over Mischa Barton!

it's funny that most of the guys complaining about her look are either single cuz no women would touch them or there girlfriend or wife is weel past her prime and looks like rosie O'Donnel

It's a real shame to her, her boy-friend takes the "CREDITS" for this lovely looking lady!!

Happy Mother's Day to all mothers on board.

FAt ass.

@ 2
... thats not really her ... is it ??? lol

@52
thanks !!! :-D

LADIES That bikini is on sale something serious at VICTORIA SECRET!

Wow, neat site. She's wearing a Victoria's Secret swimsuit and an "Against Domestic Violence" blue bracelet from Avon. She's cool. She seems down to earth and not to mention an absolute hottie.

Did anyone notice what a tool her pucky mcpuckerstein boyfriend look like?? Shes hot and hes UGLY! Apparently too many pucks have landed in his face...ditch him and get a cuter player!

From the thickness of her legs, it's blatantly obvious that she swallows.

These pictures make me want to plow my girlfriend as if the Harvest Moon is coming up tomorrow.

thats funny.. you must be a chubby chaser.

If this chick is fat then Kim Kardaskank is obeses!

She has the 8 pound pudge right now on her butt, hips, and thighs. She could tone up quickly and safely within a month by eating right and doing weights.

That bikini is from Victoria's Secret! I have the exact same one!!

That bikini is from Victoria's Secret! I have the exact same one!!

That bikini is from Victoria's Secret! I have the exact same one!!

I have that swimsuit too (in white) :)
It's from V.Secret

talk bout mutt n jeffs. i bet he is compatible downstairs,so i bet it works.i seen dudes at the nekked beaches in here in cali and the all have teenie azz weenerz. going for my barf bag.(HaRf HaRf) BTW,who is elisha cuthbert and who cares anyway.she got some dumpy azz kneecaps.they should just get there breed on and push out some lil mutants like all these other pinch ass im so special because i can make babies fuktardz on the planet that are trying to win a puppy popping pagent. his names puck fo real?? only cool puck on the planet is that scab picking san francisco bike messenger freak from the ol daze.