May 8 2008Elisha Cuthbert is like heaven in a bikini - with boobs, and did I mention a bikini?

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hot! sizzling!

she is SO hot.

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Praying for Amy!

GO BRITNEY!

Thats deon phaneuf from the calgary flames of the NHL

Talk about a looker who takes care of herself instead of stuffing her face with fast food while driving a pickup truck on her way to see some crazy preacher.

Elisha looks so much better now that we know she's a Canadian instead of an American.

Randal

Uhh, is that guy Tahmoh Penikett from Battlestar Galactica?

Takes Care of Herself??? Look at the back of her legs! unless she has been taking slap shots to the back of the leg that is what we call in america a mess. I would rather look and a hot chick I have never heard of than some chick with the legs of hillary clinton.

Playing hockey/living in Calgary sure does make you pastey...

She sure is the puck-bunny isn't she?

OMG i have that bathing suit too! its from victoria's secret!

she's had a rough 1-2 weeks it seems.

Heaven? Did anyone see the cellulite on her ass?

apart from not knowing who the hell she is, i dont think she's actually that hot. breast are medium-small, she's not fat but not toned at all and it's probably a gift from up above she's wearing those big sun glasses.. maybe mr. superficial's eyes just haven't recovered from all that recent winehouse business yet?

Again, I'll be in my masturbatorium.

/that is all

FLAMES SUCK

People who complain about the slightest imperfections apparently believe that the pictures they see in skin mags and Maxim are not re-touched. Idiots.

Elisha is delicious. Pure femaley goodness.

And I bet she would be a fantastic lay, unlike that stuck up and overrated Jessica Alba.

very hot, sure, but no Kate Hudson

"Uhh, is that guy Tahmoh Penikett from Battlestar Galactica?"

There's a guy in the pictures?

Damn that running shot....her body is so lean. I would like to cut a piece of tenderloin of that body and sizzle it up.

That tummy is DEFINITELY worth writing back home about....
...and worth leaving a warm puddle of liquid pearl on it as well. YUM

She's become a butterface. I have a friend who looks just like her.

And that bathing suit is on sale at Victoria's Secret right now, if anyone cares.

definitely a butterface, but like many girls shes pretty with make upp. shes still so damn bangin'

She has a pork face. So overrated.

Also, way to date someone three times her body mass! Since she is still breathing, I'm assuming she is always on top.

what **BOOBS** are u fukcing talking about? Notice the difference between the bikini tops? One pair has padding giving the illusion, the other doesn't AND revealing those shapely but not really above-the-ave size breasts.

Anyone not recognizing this is a gorgeous, young blonde is a self loathing hetero.

fundamentally attractive figure albeit seemingly dwarf-like; weight will be an issue for this young lady who's only 25; hair looks unnatural; looks a BIT like emile hirsch in drag -- just horrified myself. i did enjoy her perkiness from previous bikini shots.

HOLY FUCK THAT IS DION!
I guess she's a puck bunny

Umm... don't you mean "Guy I Hate Because I'm Not Him"? I'm sure you'd much rather be him than have him be you. If he's you, you might then be... who knows?... perhaps a paparazzo getting hit on by Amy Winehouse. But if you're him, who cares where he winds up? He might as well be you. What's it matter to you? You're him!

She's ok, not that hot though, I've seen much htoter girls on every beach in he country. Decent body, nothing spectacular

Dion Phaneuf is the ugliest person almost ever.....like come on go for something a little more in your league ms cuthbert...courtesy of mike ah young

it looks like andy warhol but with a women's body in a bikini

You know what I like about her? No pierced navel.

not only is she canadian, but she's from good ol' montreal, and went to my friend's school. it's nice to know that a chick like that can be french canadian.

GOD DAMN LOOK AT THEM BOOBIES! If that is not evidence for God I don't know what is

And in other news -
Not that I've seen the show - but I would like state to all women world-wide - on behalf of men everywhere -
Look - we're not all as dumb as 'Eric'.
I promise.

Saddlebags in a major way.

Hair that looks like straw.

Short.

Verdict: DO NOT WANT

What the hell are you talking aboot? Her legs are short and stumpy. And, she has hooker/porn star hair. Lay off the back bacon and syrup you Canadian cow.

What the hell are you talking aboot? Her legs are short fat and stumpy. And, she has hooker/porn star hair. Lay off the back bacon and syrup you Canadian cow.

Not pictured: smoker's breath. And the peroxide has got to go.

Complaints aside, *schwing*

Dion Phaneuf! She's such a puckbunny.

Pudgy thighs, fallen ass (at such a young age! geez!). Sure, I'd hit it, but only because I'm a horndog, not because she's any hotter than what you'd see on any beach this summer.

The girl looks good to the Phfish because we and he are so used to looking at these anorexic or waffled bimbos you normally see on this site. I think she's cute -- hell, I used to look nearly that good. *sighs heavily*

What happened to this girl? I remember her being so hot, now she makes me worry that at 30 she is going to be the next Kirstie Alley.

I don't know dudes. In that second to last picture she kinds of looks like my grandpa.

I think she is a doll. No, she's not perfect. But who the fuck is? Certainly not YOU!

EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH HAS SOME CELLULITE. it is physically unavoidable to be COMPLETELY cellulite free if you weigh over 100 lbs. it's just a fact. so shut the hell up. she looks fabulous.

Who is this chick? Never heard of her. How about instead of presuming we all know what she does use a qualifier and call her "actress Elisha Cuthbert " or "singer Elisha Cuthbert" or "high priced callgirl Elisha Cuthbert" or whatever the hell she does. She's got ass flaps BTW.

PS: But Da Man would hit it two times it's time to step up to this!

She looks great. It's funny reading all the drivel from you pre-teens who have never been with a women not in a magazine. This is what real women look like in real life.

lol fuck dat bitch i bet she likes teh cock

Those are great pictures and so many!!

Dion should learn how to skate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71FqkDMV1c

She is such a cutie. I can't believe she made out with Paris Hilton, Elisha could do so much better ;)

Heaven? Are we looking at the same girl?? She looks fat in the last three pictures. Well not fat, but she definitely has thunder thighs and some chub on her tummy

oh and a flat ass

I'm sorry, she looks nasty for a celebrity. Every single female friend I have could pull off better pictures...what's so special about her? No iconic films, average and bland looking. (no i'm not jelous, i 'd never want to look like that or trade my body for that even if i could have all her money). what's the big deal?

and may i add, i've spent the past two weeks binging out on burgers and italian sausages and i'm still looking 10x times fitter than That.

"JJ"

Phaneuf himself, little bit of a tool... but the man can play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbRt-g6fhuA

PS She is born in Calgary, where he plays now.

i'm not full of shit ;)

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a286/denise2006/fly.jpg

She is not all that hot. She looks like every girl from Wisconsin. Those green bay thunders are gonna blow the fuck up in 2 years, just you watch!
Nik Richie would tear these pics a new on the dirty.

Yip, pretty sure I wouldn't want to be banging a chick who just had Sean Avery's dick. That's fucking nasty.

She should date guys one after another from the same hockey team, make the games even more interesting, hahahaa. Bet it would be the first time you two guys from the same team go at it on the ice during a hockey game.

she is so hot...
Man, she was cute, smart... maybe she like casual, my friend told me that I can find her other sexy photos on ~~~casualloving.com~~~that for seeking casual fun, intimate dating and short-term relationships. Has anyone find him yet on that site?

So # 36 - 61.
Gr8 comments all - wE HERE, at ChungKing Mansion (17th floor) not forget that..your comments....ever....in free society...we never forget....
- for EVEN A MINUTE !!!! your commets....
So....
Inside job ?
Having a few problems with , you know, free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure (Girders etc)..that type of thing.. ?
(Frank from 16th floor watch lot of movie, and sometimes talk to me about these things - a
nd don' t even get me started on Mr Binkwad...)

WOW. For a blonde pasty chick, she's HOT!

Gr8 analysis # 64.
Welcome to site...
Inside job ? And WOWSA #36 -61` seem to have disappeared..
America. Land of the Free
and 'Home of the Inside Job'
( And whatever that may entail)
( We at ChungKing Mansions - not overly impressed)

I'm just not impressed with a lot of these bitches. Elisha looked her best in The Girl Next Door, Jessica Alba has never eclipsed her Dark Angel stage, and another example would be Cameron Diaz, who was perfect in The Mask before she started looking like my nightmare. I'd bang all three, don't get me wrong, but I prolly wouldn't enjoy it.

Gr8 analysis # 66
Welcome to site...
Inside job ?

She's not that hot. It's all makeup and grunting.

Nice photos. Seeing all these Elisha Cuthbert bikini photos puts a big smile on my face. Thanks and please keep them coming.

She is a very pretty girl.

Just another dipshit Canadian tub of ass that is "average" at best.
You can see 50+ year olds on the left coast daily that blow this chic out of the water.
She is LOST anyway.....

I agree with Peter at #66 - a lot of these stars look amazing for one movie, and although still fairly pretty, they all go downhill quickly. I guess I'm an amateur on all this aesthetic business, but I look the same old average guy I did a few years ago. Anyway, I think it'll be the same visual downfall for Mila Kunis, who, in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" looked absolutely amazing, and, as I always like to add, it happened to Shania Twain after the U.K.(!!!) front cover of "Come on Over"! Make sure to search on the internet for that one - she's not wearing the red lipstick of the cheap-looking U.S. cover (which is a trend in U.S. packaging...but I do like your paper better, so it balances out, eh?)

I'm rambling today...sinus infection. YUM.

^Jodi

This is one fine former foot model! Any girl who happily displaces her peds for cash--"I had hot feet"--is okay in my book!

her 3rd NHL player in 1 season. im jealous !

Hey, George Washington if you love doing 50+ year olds why don't you go find a site dedicated to that ???? Or, or, i know, why don't you go suck a big wet fart out of that dumb fuck president of your's ass??? Now THAT'S xenophobia, dickshit.....

The second to last picture frightens me... it's like she's channeling her inner Popeye.

You people are ridiculous. This girl has a great body and I can only imagine that those of you who are calling her fat are incredibly insecure. You poor people.

She's not bad, but certainly nothing special. Her body is pretty decent, but again, nothing exceptional, especially for someone so young. Her thighs are headed towards turkey leg syndrome and she has the beginnings of a pooch.

WHY ARE WE STILL ON THIS POST?? I'M GOING BACK TO BED (kinda like the fish dood today)

The guy looks a bit doughy. That's me being jealous cause he gets to hit that every night.

#74 - That would technically be a hat dick, er, I mean trick...

I'm not a fan of her head or dwarf hands, other than that i'll have som syrup on that ass.

and i thought i was fat...

She's cute and has a nice body. The chicks on here saying she's fat are jealous and the guys on here saying she's fat have fat girlfriends...or just blow up dolls.
Really the majority of people I see out and about are pretty ugly. So how can all people who leave comments here be sooooo attractive that they can put everyone else down? Not very likely.

WAKE UP FISH!!!

It's times like this that I love being straight.

Such horrible hair.

she's not fat! butterface, perhaps... has anyone seen that really awful movie she's in with christian slater? i can't remember what it's called but what a horrible waste of time. anyway, she's hot, any in shape woman can agree with me here, right ladies?

If Fish doesn't get some new content up quick....I am going to have to start a political debate.

You guys are losers for posting on yesterday's old news which was already fish-wrapping YESTERDAY.

ME? I'm hoping FISH is fish-bait.

#90 - are you the same mimi that posted:

"29. Mimi - May 8, 2008 8:45 PM

She's ok, not that hot though, I've seen much htoter girls on every beach in he country. Decent body, nothing spectacular"

if so, YOU'RE THE LOSER!

LOL! HELL NO!

Does it SOUND like me?

Still PRAYING for AMY and BRITNEY!

She has a nice figure. You would never see fat Kim Kardaskank showing her big wide loose butt when wearing a swim suit.

Deni - idk - we would still need an azz shot from you.

she's attractive- obviously not perfect- but so what?! this chick makes me feel good about my thighs!

She has a nice shape but needs to be careful about gaining more weight. She should use weights to tone up her hips, thighs, and butt. Women start losing muscle in thier late 20s-30s.

Deni - thanks for letting me drive through your photobucket. Stay away from those back tatoos. ;)

Mischa Barton says that paparazzi photos showing her legs dimpled with cellulite were retouched.

"Those photos are doctored," the actress' rep, Lisa Perkins, told the New York Daily News. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354700,00.html

You're exaggerating ENORMOUSLY!!
Like almost everything in the press!!

She has handled more hockey player's sticks than any other actress. Classy.

compare her tits and ass to Marissa Millers...0/2 hun.

Hello there, persons of the male persuasion. Yes, you. It’s time to draw your attention to a dividing line that separates the mature and immature among you. Yes, that’s right – one of those celebrated lines that separates the boys from the men.

On this website as on many others, I’ve noticed a preponderance of comments from individuals who can’t seem to deal with a basic fact that pertains to being a female of reproductive age – a term, please understand, that includes not just the kind of female that gave birth to you, the kind that’s your sister or your friend, or someone else’s daughter. I’m talking about the females that turn your head on the street, that you flirt with in clubs – the kind you want to kiss and touch and have sex with.

That basic fact is: with very, very few exceptions, all of these females have cellulite or will develop it in the near future. Yep. Damn near every freakin’ one.

And I’m here, my friends with penises, to let you in on a little secret: the sooner you come to terms with this basic fact, the sooner you learn not just to accept but to love women with cellulite, the happier you will be.

It’s not healthy to dismiss beautiful women because they do not conform 100% to your fantasies. It does not bode well for your future if you cannot overlook a couple of bumps or indentations on the thighs that you want to get between, or on the curves that you’ve admired under cloth or in more flattering lighting.

Yes, you may yourself be physically perfect, a god in bed, a gazillionaire. You yourself may have bedded one of those rare women whose skin is as tight and smooth as a doll’s. Who knows, she might be your girlfriend or wife right now! She might, with diligent exercise, skincare, and diet, leverage her good genes and make it past 30 – or beyond – with no cellulite to speak of.

If so, more power to her! I only hope you can keep up, because if this website is any indication, she is a hot commodity that you may have to work very hard to retain.

Dudes: please accept statistics. If you automatically screen out the 97% of women who have cellulite and/or are prone to develop it as they age, you have dramatically reduced the pool of women who a.) will speak to you, b.) will sleep with you c.) are any fun to be around, c.) are any fun to sleep with, and d.) will keep anything decent to eat in the house.

Again, if you hit the jackpot – congratulations! I only hope that the charm, good judgment, and basic grasp of reality so lacking in your posts is firmly within your possession in real life. Because if it’s not, that lovely woman is likely to leave you for someone who’s more interested in traits not subject to genes, age, and gender. You know, like her sense of humor. The way she listens. Her patience. The way she does *that one thing* in bed (and I know you know what I’m talking about).

By all means, boys, if this message offends you, don’t condescend. Don’t lower your standards. But don’t be surprised if you find yourself frequently alone and unhappy, and unable to figure out why. Unhappiness frequently follows unrealistic expectations, and loneliness is the inevitable result of being overcritical of your fellow human beings.

You are of course welcome to speculate about how fat, ugly, and unlovable I am, and I won’t bother trying to dissuade you. I have nothing to prove. I wrote this in order to have a friendly and ready response to the bafflingly childish posts I see so frequently on websites devoted to scrutiny of our species’ most genetically fortunate. I intend to post it wherever it makes sense, and I encourage anyone who finds it useful to do the same.

Despite what you might think, persons of the male persuasion, I’m quite fond of most of you, and I wish you all the best.

i think she has a nice body; but wtf is going on with the face?

hey Deni, that's going to catch up with you in about 2 weeks, so send us a picture then. do you really think that if you eat a whole cheesecake today, that you will be fat tomorrow? it doesn't work like that hun.

listen, i can pick a hand full of girls who i actually know and are way hotter than elisha cuthbert. you are really lowering your standards. she has the ass of a 60 year old woman, and the same amount of cellulite as misha barton, yet you don't point that out about elisha. I EXPECT MORE FROM YOU

to 102. lizbert - May 9, 2008 7:11 PM

lizbert...that is so incredibly well-written -- not to mention so true. i think i love you...wait. mmmm, yep I'm pretty sure!

#102 - Tits or GTFO

#102-- condense what you wrote to max of 2 paragraphs with a total of 15 lines, then your ;friends with penises' might read you.

If not, find yourself some college gazette.

"i'm not full of shit ;)"

Deni #59 you are smoking. Way tighter body than this actress chick and her elephant legs; and thanks for keeping your hair natural brown.

PS: It's time to step up to this!

to #106 - why thank you, friend with or without a penis : )

to #108 - tx for the incredible advice on making my way as an adult writer! i will immediately contact my college gazette, as i so obviously want a byline!

ah... i heart me some anthropology.

Amazing that she doesn't have a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. I bet she smokes when she's in the shower or at the dentist. These bitches glamorize smoking and keep this shit going for others who watch and think it's the thing to do. Cancer-ridden assholes.

Fuck she looks like shit when she is not photo shopped.