May 7 2008Elisabeth Hasselbeck should wrestle Ann Coulter in a vat of pudding - unless she hates America

It's a bit pixelated, but ... I think I see toe. Bitch.

She may be a little looney but DAMN! She's hott!
I'd hit it!

Shut up, Fish, you moist fucking douchenozzle.

Damn, she is an ugly assed ho.

third

not bad for having just squirt out a shitlin'

I hate it when you can see the transistor insertion point (bellybutton) in one of the earlier stepford models.

hey, she was on survivor!

what's up with those ugly shoes?

@7 Mandy, where is your insertion point??

What's with all the cheap political comments now?

Are you taking donations from some Obama tard?

@10 Mike, your boyfriend is using your computer and calling you "Mandy" again.

I wonder if her husband will make it to the Superbowl this year.

How refreshing after those pics of Amy Winewhore

hrm, kinda funny that such a conservative wingnut would forget that Pride is also one of the seven deadlies

Fish you liberal dick sucker. Go back to taking it in the ass from your bro and his ho. Oops, I mean obama and his USA hating wife.

Republican, insane AND generic looking, what a package.

I would inject some liberalism into her conservative brazilian wax.

Even the good-looking Republicans (all 3 of them) are cold and sexless.

Good for her, losing all that baby weight the healthy natural way unlike Britney who likes snorting meth and drinking til she pukes which is the way God intended it, I mean which is TERRIBLE for you!!

One more thing, is this chick related to Heidi Montag or do they just share the same photographer, cause these are the most over-posed pictures since well, any pics of Heidi/Spence.

John McCain is looking at these pictures and giving his shriveled dick a vigorous palsied rub, but his wife hid the Viagra so he's only getting more red splotches on his face.

She wanted to get her figure back quickly so she can look good if McCain wins and her party gets 4 more years to continue destroying America.

how can she expect to command any respect after this? men don't have to do this, how is this fair?

I don't care what her politics are, I'd rail the shit outta that......

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@12 I don't have a boyfriend, I just have my goat!!

Her husband make NFL cash, she works 1 hour a day. WHERE DOES SHE FIND THE TIME TO EXCERCISE!!! Finally, someone who makes Paris look like a workaholic....

Typical Republican. Blathers on and on about morals and values, as long as she can be judging other people. But when she gets a chance to indulge in vanity, she goes for it like GWB when he sees the distractor item on a multiple choice test.

Matt @21
that is some sick, funny stuff.

Compare Hasselbeck's bikini bod to Wino's.

Nice camel toe

Well, if there's one thing good about Republicans (women that is) is that they know their role - look good and do as told.

@26 - she at least works out. while she is not Hollywood hot, imo, she is in great shape. Too bad the hubby has lost most of his hair.

@27 - amen. hypocrisy at it's best.

I see they photo-shopped Hannity's dick out of her mouth.

nice bikini, where'd you get it, Land's End? this bitch is not hot & never will be.

how is it NOT ok for Elisabeth to spout out her views on a TALK SHOW, but Katie Couric can spout her shit on what is supposed to be an unbiased news report. fuck that. you democrats are just like the blacks - hypocritical. (ex: there is a Miss Black America, but if there was a Miss White America there would be hell for whitey to pay).

and she is not being vain in any way. she is on the cover of a FITNESS magazine, you toolbags. she is encouraging women who have had children to go out and lose the weight and that they can have a body like that after a child. get over yourselves. stop being jealous.

you democrat freaks are just as bad as the republicans and anyone else that spends 97% of thier day on this website

get off the politicking, she's NOT sexy. You can have a great bod and make my dick fall off, ok? Jesus fucking christ.

is this the same woman who said she thinks abortion is murder? She should adopt all those crack babies from the ghetto... oh, there is no ghetto while a republican is in office, I FUCKING FORGOT.

yep, #29, not only that but they put the women's movement back a few hundred years so those of us who know we're better than that STILL only make 75.5 cents to every dollar that men make and therefore are forced into subordinate positions like the one you see above. what a prostitute.

Christ, this piggo is still around. Way too fat. Cellulite city. I though Repub-lick-ends were supposed to be moderates. Elizabeth, try being more moderate when you're shoveling in the food you waddling heifer. Mooooove past the desert table, Cowly McCow. Time to thin you down for 4H.

these pictures need more filter..

this person is an idiot.. way to alienate your audience.. hey look at me.. i'm not fat like most of you.. oh but i can afford a personal trainer and can buy better food.. look at me i'm so pretty.. well.. with the filter you cant really see through.. but i look hot right.. dont i.. dont i...
yes uh sure..
oh god thank you.. see.. i am hot.
*self esteem*

You're such an idiot Deacon fucking Jones. You never have anything funny to say. It's either "oh, I partied with these guys" or some sort of woman bashing predictable nonsense that no one gives a shit about.

Wow, you dem's are bitter. At least she takes prode in herself. Not like liberal bitches, hillary, rosie. Every liberal woman I see (I live in San Diego, there are millions of them) has a muffin top and hairy legs. Filthy skanks is what they are.

The senate is run by the dem's. What have they done in the year since they came into "power"? Not a damn thing. They wont let us drill for our own oil, but blame the "evil" oil companys. The oil companys make 8 cents per gallon. The government gets 18 cents. Who is the real criminal?

Another thing. Stop these filthy mexicans from invading our country.

Freedom of speech is OK as long as you are not a republican or conservative? Go fuck yourselves democrats.

Who cares about the political bent of any of those twats on the View? I am glad, however, The National Review is finally coming out with a swimsuit issue!!

I'd fuck her doggy style and make her call me Ted Kennedy

I would love her long long time.

wow what a fatso!

I miss Ted from LA :(

@34 - while i do agree with most of your statements, you lose all credibility by comparing democrats to "blacks". it makes you (and those that agree with you) look like morons, but then again most commentators here are uneducated morons.

*sighs at #38's attempt of being me*

Well, what can I do really, huh? When you start getting fans, you know you're reaching that special celeb status here on FISH. Thanks... I guess.

She has certainly taken very good care of herself but I really don't have any other reference to compare her with, so I guess all that I can do is give my congratulations at looking so fit and trim.

Randal likes Mommy!

Randal

I'd fuck the annoying out of her.

They White Urkle = lame

She isn't fat -_-, it is not funny...

the white urkle is never funny.

@40
Cry me river you fucking sissy

This coming from a guy who says he wants to eat Amy Winehouse's ass on the previous post...

I miss Ted from LA too.
#21 That was funny shit
Her body is good minus the really gross belly button. She says she doesn't diet but her disease doesn't really allow for any carbs so of course she's gonna be thin. She's annoying as fuck, as are most outspoken political blowhards.

Comforting to know that most of the hits on this site are from retarded, liberal toads. Now it's clear to me why so many support Obama bin Laden. With your heads stuck so far up your collective asses, how could you possibly know what's going on in the real world?

Wow, all the anti-Democrat postings today really show some high level of intelligence!

Very few people are 100% Democrat or 100% Republican. Most of us are conservative on certain issues and liberal on others. Only mindless idiots believe all the drabble either party spews.

Now, to the pics - she's looking good but as soon as she opened her mouth and started talking most of us would push her the hell off the bed.

We all knew #38 wasn't Randal because the dupe didn't sign it "Randal"

She has a nice figure. It looks like her navel got stretched during her tummy tuck procedure.

@# 52 I'm not that Mike. And I'm no sissy you fucking asshat. I'm just making an observation that you are a complete idiot.

This chick is psycho and crazy, she needs to move where no one has to listen to her crap.

She looks better than Elisa Cuthbert, even though she's older and has popped out kids.

she just goes to prove that u can be in shape and have a "good" body, but still be completely unsexy.

@58

Seriously bro, whenever I check this thing you're always whining about people degrading women, then WHY THE FUCK TO YOU VISIT THIS SITE

Hey Skeptic-All, come over here and help me find these weapons of mass destruction. I left them all over Iraq but I can't remember where. So much sand. But you know where they are right? Your president told you correct?

Let me tell you how stupid the Democrats are. They sit back and say that McCain is too old to survive his term without realizing that If Obooba does somehow get elected that some good ol boy from down south is gonna Lee Harvey Oswald his black ass within days of the election.

#54

With the exception of the elite 3 percent of Americans that make $250,000 or more a year and get the greatest tax breaks when a Republican is in office; why would Americans want to vote Republican? Why would Americans want to continue a war that cannot be won? Why would Americans be willing to have more Americans die in a war that cannot be won and should have not been started in the first place? Why would Americans want to continue the huge American deficit because of the war? Why would Americans want to continue to hurt the envionment by voting Republican because Republicans lift important environmental laws so Corp American can increase profits? US pulled out of Vietnam after 50,000 Americans were killed and the communist never took over America. Just like when US pulls out of Iraq; the terrorists are not going to take over America.

Save America and Vote Democrat!

hey, she was on survivor!

Throwing Bibles at poor people, AS IF! You see, we don't do that. The Bible could become contaminated by the poor people, which is sacreligious.

Instead, we have fitness walks to raise money to lobby corporations to POISON the poor people. THAT'S the way the smart folks do it.

#65 because even though i dont make 6 figures, i still dont want my money going to people that make 4 figures. All in all, Im a libertarian and dont think either party can fix what is wrong with America.

Republicans run their mouth and ooze their ignorance oblivious to the horrendous destruction the present administration has done to this country. We are in horrible debt now thanks to the Neocons and their ravaging wars. As to the amount of profit the oil companies make, they have made more money the last few years than at any time in history. PROFIT money, WHITE URKLE you cowardly treasonous miscreant. Do any of you posturing incompetents have any idea of how far we are in the hole as a nation. NOT to mention that we have shipped our jobs overseas AND brought in fabulous little illegal mexicans by the millions and millions. And they have LOTS of little brown babies!!!! Lots of 'em!!! Ha ha ha ha the European derived peoples- you know, the ones that built this country will no longer be the majority soon.
This is what OUR INTERNATIONAL MASTERS desire. We will be completely ununifiable. How sad. Blacks and whites and browns. 3 main types all hating the fuck out of each other deep down. Resentment and disharmony.

As to "Freedom of Speech" - surely you are aware that your Neocon administration had against the wishes of the populous (by the way a rebublic is a government OF the people and BY the people you goddamn mindless LITTLE minded traitors) implemented SPYING on us. HOW is that freedom?

Look how cowardly YOUR nonelected president handled the Cindy Sheehan incident. She wanted to know for what reason her son died. YOUR lying, theiving president could have told her why. He could have been emotional and said that he died defending his country so we all could be free and was a hero and she was a good mother and he was sorry for her and gave her his love and so forth. NAH. This little sneek didn't have the guts to even face her.

Remember how they arrested her for that T-shirt? We now arrest grieving activist mothers for politically incorrect T-shirts!

Your next president wants a war for a century and I bet the WHITE URKLE is not bright enough to know why. Is he? I am waiting for your answer, punk.

#49 You'll be occupied for the next 20 years. Pray for viagra and a strong stomach.

#70 HA!!!!!

Sometimes I think Paris IS a workaholic. Maybe it's just me.

Anyway, every time I get mad at the Republicans, I hear some left-wing kook with a new wild theory that makes my head spin. Again, maybe it's just me.

Is 72 all you can muster? Why are ALL Republicans thieves, liars and idiots? You have not answered my question punk. You are not smart enought. Asslicking little coward.

American Patriot--you are a tool. What's next, complaining about the 2000 election? Did Dick Cheney piss in your Cheerios this morning? Let it go. Besides, your rant never answered the real question--is camel toe a rep or dem issue? I'm pro-camel toe. Does that mean I should vote for Clinton, the only potential camel-toed candidate; McCain, whose wife probably once sported a fine camel toe; or Obama, whose Kenyan heritage places him closer to the cradle of camel toes--Northern Africa? Please enlighten me, and this time mention something about global warming, you douche.

American Patriot: you're an idiot. Bush did meet with Sheehan, years ago. She talked to him about her son, they had a conversation. Then she wanted to talk to him again and couldn't, so she went nuts. How can you get so upset about something you know nothing about? This isn't my opinion, they actually had the discussion you said he's too cowardly to have. Admit you're wrong and move on.

Calls to/from an overseas terrorist phone number to/from someone in the US shouldn't be listened to? Is that your idea of the government spying on us? Moron.

Look up the difference between profit and profit margins. Idiot.

McCain specifically said he'd have the US stay in Iraq for 100 years as long as our troops aren't fighting or getting killed, just stationed the way they are in Germany (60+ years), Korea (50+ years) etc. How exactly do you process that as the complete opposite meaning? Obama is using half a sentence to attack McCain on this, it's retarded.

Which party freed the slaves and pushed the Civil Rights Act through? Not the democrats, who vigorously opposed both. No wonder Martin Luther King Jr was a republican. Yeah that's right - look it up, fucknuts. Which president was in power when the Tuskegee experiments started? Good ol' FDR.

People like you are so misinformed on so many issues it's scary to think you get to vote. Don't get so upset and turn off the caps button. You'll probably get president Obama to double our taxes, chase away capital and investment, alienate our trading partners and lead us into another Great Depression.

No waist to speak of...

Ahhh, sooo hot. And the fact she isnt a liberal makes her much more attractive. Too bad shes married....

Clean living...does a body good.

Someone should mention to her that females are supposed to have BOOBS!

she could attach the space station umbilical to that gigantic navel

As to Bush having met Sheehan, perhaps you are too mindless to recall that she camped out in front of his house and he never came out to tell her the reason for her son dying, retard? Did you forget?
Republicans did not free the slaves. The world pressured the US and it was time for it to end you coniving asshole. Lincon said something like if he could save the Union and free the slaves OR not he would save the UNION. His intent was NOT to free the slaves, stupid. AND he talked of sending them to SOUTH AMERICA!!!!! Did you forget moron?
Surely even a dumb republican is aware that BIG OIL is profitting at an all time high these days? How many of our presidents have been in the pocket of big oil? Remember John D. Rockefeller said that "competition is a sin".
Another big greedy oil man.

You filthy stupid daughter (you talk like a woman) of a whore. McCain wants us in Iraq for 100 years and you honestly think that there will not be perpetual bloodshed. Maaaaaan are you a puppet on a string! You don't honestly believe that do you? Damn your parents must be dumb AND related.

Surely you are aware that your government has been spying on you and has records beyond our knowledge. Did you know we have an NSA? And I guess you think it is ok for them to look at our internet records and have access to our phone conversations?

Listen, punk, obviously you are not well read. You have no idea or refuse to believe anything beyond your what you have been told is the truth. Why not admit the truth about the Federal Reserve and all of the profits that the elite make when we the poor suffer. A poor man makes a loan or runs up credit debt and than can't pay it back expediently. Do you think it is fair for the banking elite to charge massive interest and then PROFIT from another's misfortune. I know the answer for you and that would be YES. This is what makes you and I differnt and thus MORTAL enemies. I guess you feel the country is better off letting the rich have tax breaks and paying low taxes while the poor get stuck with the bill.
Why didn't you WAR time president do any sorties in Vietnam? Why did he go AWOL?
Now tell me how you fell about McCain and his criminal involvement as one the "Keating Five"?
Keep digging your trenches in asshole. Your kind has destroyed a great nation. We are now the army and bank of the New World Order.
You are a little clone foot soldier and nothing more. Now go take your little crumb back down to your Queen (gay lover) .

They really dolled her all up. On The View, she looks like she was hit in the face with a frying pan.

Jesus says camel toes are cool.

Joe Melnick 75, you're going to compare this current batch of neocons to the great leaders of the past? Republicans now and Republicans then are like night and day. Franklin Roosevelt (and you should also have mentioned Teddy) were great progressives that used the power of the government to expand our global presence (TR) and use federal funds to build our infrastructure and help lift America out of the depression (FDR). If in office today they would be decried as tax and spend liberal, anti-business apostates to the Holy Republican Party.

If McCain wins, hopefully he'll restore the more moderate and fiscally responsible policies that once made the Republican party great. Not the snivelling hiding behind the flag and bible, morally bankrupt thieves currently in the Executive Branch.

#68

Since you are not part of the elite then you are paying higher taxes to support everybody and everything. Would you not rather have the elite 3 percent paying higher taxes to support everybody and everthing instead of you? Your logic does not make sense.

@ #75:

While I won't digress into name calling and sycophantic rhetoric, it should be pointed out that Cindy Sheehan's "meeting with Bush" so many years ago lasted all of five minutes and Bush didn't bother to find out her dead son's name beforehand.

Not exactly what any grieving mother would call a "condolence call," by any stretch of the imagination.

@ 81 - "you talk like a woman"? you just lost all my support there.

You're an asshole. Sheehan's camp-out came a year or so AFTER he talked to her.

The McCain quote was cut off halfway through one sentence. If that's your idea of honest debate, so be it.

Profit. Profit margin. Two different things. Sorry, I can't type any slower.

The republicans did free the slaves, that's why the KKK was started as an anti-republican force. They were the party of civil rights, that's why MLK was a republican. Look it up.

Are you back on to requiring war service to be president? That's not going to help you this time around. Bush wasn't AWOL, those documents are false and you know it. Nothing the swift boat guys said was refuted; nothing. Your chickenhawk argument is weak. If you want/require a soldier, vote McCain.

You have a lot of rage issues and misplaced anger. Get help and stop putting words in other people's mouths.

You also included a number of hateful comments regarding homosexuality. That's not very progressive of you. Am I supposed to be crushed that you might think I'm gay? Like it's a terrible thing? That's kind of pathetic.

Must dash, the Illuminati are gathering over by the temple. I won't be visiting this poisonous thread again so save your keyboard and just yell at your cat like usual.

I do not come here for respect. I did not mean that to demean women. I sincerely apologize and I wish I did not say that. I meant that to anger my adversary since this is dirty pool, not a formal debate. I meant it to mean "bitch". Nothing against women and I as I am sure he as well love women.
I am sorry so do not take that as it sounded. When I rant I mix up nasty cuz it's fun to be ugly as well as psuedointellectual. NOONE here is an intellectual. We are all essentially having fun. I am passionate regarding what is going on in this world and I am sure my opponents are as well. Do not take any ot this personally. I do not wish to know anyone here as a PERSON. We are characters here to me and nothing more. I would not talk to real people this way.
There is a difference. This is mild role-playing.
I do not hate Republicans. I am not a Democrat either. I do hate Neocons. They are long established warmongering brothers of Nazis. That is another rant.
Again forgive me and allow me to be as ugly as I can!!!!

#43,
I just wish you'd take her for a car ride.

She is 7 of the 10 most boring and obnoxious women on TV.

McCain wasn't even born in the US. He was born in Cuba. How can America vote for a commie Cuban? Democtats rule. Vote Democrat!

I fucking hate this whore. I don't give a fuck that she looks like a dime-a-dozen, mediocre, blond, whose boobs have been flattened and deflated by pregnancy. Everything on her is very mediocre, you can find a girl like this at any bar or restaurant. She’s a Kelly Ripa with a worse personality; she looks like every blond reality star, every sorority bitch and every girl at the mall who isn’t fat. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

If she had a great personality I’d say "she’s pretty cute not gorgeous like an Adriana Lima type", but since she is a vicious bitch I find her to be fucking hideous. The only reason she may appear HOT to any of you is because her core is made of hellfire and molten devil lava.

The day my loathing for her reached its ultimate peak I was to sick to change the channel and was forced to watch the hags of the View. They were discussing the war in their opening segment of "idiot bitches running their mouths and embarasssing women everywhere". The topic was a woman(Cindy Sheehan) whose son had died in Iraq while on duty, she had been trying to meet with Bush to discuss the loss of her son and the devastating deaths in Iraq. In the midst of the discussion Elizabeth open her gaping idiot hole to blathered on about the fact that she was for the war (like anyone didn't know that), but that she had sympathy for the mother and that if her child had died in the war she would be against it, but since that hadn’t happened she was still pro the war. She then summed up her brainless hypocrisy AGAIN saying "SO I AM FOR THE WAR, BUT IF MY CHILD DIED IN THE WAR I'D BE AGAINST IT TOO, UNTIL THEN I SUPPORT IT".

YOU ARROGANT FUCKING WHORE so as long as it other peoples kids who die then the war is all good, but as soon as it's one of your own precios kids then you care? In that one horrible statement she summed up EXACTLY what is wrong with the world. People do not give a shit about ANYTHING until it happens to them. As long as it's outside their little backyard it's meaningless to their lives. As long as it’s other people that suffer it’s not on their radar and does not affect their beliefs. She's fucking inhuman since she clearly lacks basic empathy. In this life you can’t possibly experience everything required to make you a good and caring person, which is why you have “sympathy” and “empathy” and other helpful non selfish whore emotions. It’s important to once in while pull your head out of your ass and put yourself in other people shoes to see the bigger picture so that your beliefs can actually be logical and fair. She is a fucking pea brained, nitwit, who does not deserve to have her ignorant ass listened to. It is awful that a person like her is given a venue to spread her closed minded sheltered little whiny bitch ideas. She is a loathsome human being and I pity her husband and children.

McCain is a crook. How can you defend one of the five senators involved in the Saving and Loan Scandal? How? I do not hate him though. If I had to pick a Republican it would be him. I hate to say that. But he is dishonest and I don't care how long he was a POW, that does not make a good leader. It has nothing to do with anything. NOthing.
I guess you are implying that BIG OIL is not really making monstor money aren't you? Ahhh margin I see!!!! Go back in your little dark hole snake.

Oil industry analysts yesterday also pointed out that while times are good for oil companies, one of the reasons is the huge American demand for gas at a time when supply is constrained. And the cost of extracting and refining oil in the coming years is only going to increase, requiring hundreds of billions of dollars of investment. Energy research firm John S. Herold Inc. last month predicted that despite short-term increases in profits, higher costs will probably make many U.S. oil companies less profitable in the next five years, even as their revenue grows rapidly.

Your little leader was not man enough to walk out onto his front yard and talk to an old woman? Why? And you still defend this?

The KKK has a longer history than that of which you are aware. And it was to guard against freed slaves NOT republicans! That's awesome!!!! hahah

Rage issues? Damn right as the testosterone boils through my veins (I have balls, some of us do) I am fighting mad. Our founding fathers (apparently not yours) thought it was a good thing. I am not a sheep like yourself. And yes, I want to do something about what is going on and not passively (are you a bottom guy?) accept my fate. You have to fight for your rights or they will surely be lost. Insert famous quote of your choice.

Hateful? Sure! I hate you! And people that think like you. Because of YOU our country is dying for working class people. Of course I am filled with hate!

Illuminati? Think that is funny? Try out the French Revolution for size. Think that was a joke? The illuninati were behind that and many other things. Don't worry asshole. The elites are now members of groups that are still in the dark but out in the invisible open. Try Council of Foreign Relations, Bilderbergers, Trilateral Commission. Tell me that you think that NAFTA is a good thing as well.

I gotta go to and I hope you never come back. Please go serve YOUR empire well in Iraq.

"A poor man makes a loan or runs up credit debt and than can't pay it back expediently. Do you think it is fair for the banking elite to charge massive interest and then PROFIT from another's misfortune."

That's the dumbest thing I've ever read on this site. Takes a risk he can't afford, runs up credit debt. This is not a poor man. It's a stupid one.

Profitting from misfortune is ok with you? Why should a person have to pay substantially more than he borrowed. OK let me use a simple analogy for a simple mind (yours): YOU borrow from ME 3 bushels of corn and promise to give it back in 3 months. Your farm in not doing well and then 2 years later I demant 8 barrels. This is fair to you?

I'd occupy her cuntry

Oh great. Political commentary on a celebrity gossip site.

I'm off to the National Public Radio site to start a conversation about Paris Hilton's rancid twat..

Hey #93:

the KKK thing is right, it started as an anti-republican thing after Lincoln freed the slaves. Senator Robert Byrd (D-W VA) was a long-time and high-ranking member of the KKK - a kleagle - and peformed the longest filibuster in the history of the senate (14 hours) to try and prevent the Civil Rights Act from passing. He's now referred to as 'the conscience of the Senate". Indeed.

I love how you libs complain about high oil profits and gas prices, but oppose every single method of countering them. No nukes, no drilling, no wind farms, no new refineries, and you wonder why supply is tight? If the US even announces that they're going to drill in ANWR, the price will drop $10 a barrel overnight. Even more when they start drilling, and still more when the oil hits the market. Adding 10% to the supply will change the equation completely.

And #91 - McCain was born on the US part of the Panama Canal Zone, and is in every way an American citizen. Panama, Cuba, same difference right?

Wow, more anti-gay comments. Is that a new feature of the democratic base?

"...whatever else Republicans do to lose weight. Which I'll assume includes throwing Bibles at poor people"

BRILLIANT SUPERFISH. I LOVE it. That is THE best metaphor ever. Novels could be written about the depth and meaning of that metaphor. You sir are a genius.

Thanks amy, that's the smartest thing anyone has said on this thread so far.

Hey, do you people debate politics here because you are too stupid to do it at political websites?

Her belly button (and stomach in general) creeps me out.

I have to go and will post more later as to the KKK. Never forget that Lincoln had said something to the effect "Of the two armies I face the one if the front (confederate army - the poor) and the one in the rear (antecedent to the KKK -the rich) I fear the one in the rear the most".

We cannot drill for any more oil it will despoil what is left of the world. Are any of you guys aware that our world is a poison shit hole? Tree dying bees dying mercury laden fish fish declining?

NO we need wind and solar and electric cars and the hydrogen economy but I fear it may be too late. We will not have the E N E R G Y to make the transition. We are going to ride the oil economy until the Die Off kills off the poor losers.

DEATH for the impoverished

All you retards need to read #92 and realize that whatever your political beliefs this hypocritical bitch is NOT to be respected. You can all agree that Hunchback is a fucking moron.

Women: if you've had a child and your belly-button looks like it's erupting from your uterus, you are officially no longer attractive. Please stop tryng to be. It doesn't matter how thin you are, you are just all sorts of nasty. Wear a 1 piece bathing suit and subject only your husband to the grossness of your post-birth belly button.

@98
You fucking moron
IF we drilled in ANWR, it would take 5 years before we hit peak production, and even at peak production, it would equate to 0.6% of the daily US consumption of gasoline.

Im all for higher gas, fuck it, let them raise it to $200 a barrel, all the more initiative for industry to step up to the plate and start making real solutions.

Um, jackasses -- there's a pretty woman here. Why are we wasting time expounding upon your unfounded, simpleton political beliefs?

Elizabeth Hasselbek is pretty. She's not Hollywood beautiful, but she's certainy not hard on the eyes.

People need to know what an idiot Hunchback is.

Hasselbeck once said on the View that she is totally pro the war in Iraq 9something she says every damn day), but added that she understands why mothers who lost their children in the war are against it and then finished her idiot blathering by admitting if she lost a child in Iraq she would be against the war too, but since that had happened she was comftorably pro the war.

Just take a second to mull that concept over. She is one of the most selfish idiots on the planet. In that one statement she summed up exactly what is wrong with the world; people simply do not give a shit "until it happens to me". She has no concept of empathy. In this life you can't possibly experience every single type of situation needed to make you an open-minded, empathetic and caring person which is why we have morals and compassion, so that we can't put ourselves in other people's shoes and form opinions based on the greater good. When you hear that a mother has lost a child you take a fricking second to put yourself in their shoes, you have the decency and the humanity to truly think about what you believe and how it will affect others not just how it will affect you and your own precious inner circle. Nothing good would ever get done in this world if people continue to think like she does; only about themselves.

@#20

Your comment is garbage. Thanks for sharing your idiotic nonsense.

SHE LOOKS LIKE CRAP ON A BUN. And her personality and views SUCK. Somehow, her body kinda grosses me out. She can kiss both my butt cheeks.

Euugh, she totally has an outtie.

I think she's as dumb as a pencil, but I have to admit that I got a woody looking at those pics.

would love to see her making out with John McCain's eldest daughter. Throw in Heidi Montag and Jessica Simpson and it's a blonde bimbo summit.

Okay, number 32 made me laugh out loud.

Nice one!

Still laughing...

I know this is a sick idea and I apologize. We need to use only oil until it cost like $20 a gallon at the pump.

Anh let's dig up the Earth until it is raw for the same ole same ole technolgy, same ole engines. Nothing New under the sun other than the new rays of light. Let's all stay in the dark when the oil runs out and we go back to coal and chop down the remaining trees for warmth and cooking and the surface of the planet simply boils.

Vote Republican.

Like all Republican women, her pussy is dry as the desert, but somehow still stinks like rotting fish.

lol fuck dat bitch i bet she likes teh cock

she can give me head.....

One look and I said "why does she look like she had a kid?" Then I read that she had a kid.

She's okay in a flabby stretched out kind of way.

Mommy, why is daddy sucking that other man's dick?

Because honey, he is a liberal democrat pussy. That is how they get things done in their world. They suck each other off.

I served my Country proudly in Iraq. Go fuck yourselves you pussy's.

#120. Check Miss.Hunchbacks comments about American soldiers whove died in the war and see what you think of her. See #92 or #109 for the shortened version.

she's obviously had a tummy tuck, she should be on the cover of a surgery mag, not a fitness mag

#108 Uh, how about because she's got a midsection like G.I. Joe? So if that's your definition of "pretty", go ahead with your paratrooper fantasies about that kung-fu grip and don't let us stop you.
People hate her for the same reason they loathe Heidi Montag - she's bone-stupid and annoying as shit. Hasselfuck revels in her smug sense of moral superiority - and she's a complete and total tool.

#74, carlogo, "next time bring up something about global warming, douche". Priceless!

#120 White Urkle, thanks for serving, I got your back. "Why is Daddy sucking that other man's dick?" So wrong, but so fucking hilarious!

What about the NC Gov the other day saying "She's no pansy" about Hillary, and then getting flack about it...from the actual pansies!

I don't like the shape of her pussy.

The Earth is 256.67194826408 years old. There was nothing before that. There is no way that us little cuddly critters could ever harm this big giant mean evil untamable wild planet. So go go go miners and soldiers and lumbermen - cut em all down by glory! This planet is ours and our God said so!
Oh yeah...vote Republican!!!!!!

#125 That's because she's tucking back her dick.

#92,
Best post in the history on this "site." She is to political discourse what John McCain is to calling his wife a "cunt' when she questioned the thickness of his hair. As a country we are completely fucked. Keep reading about the record high oil prices, record low dollar, record high gold, record high gas price. If you can't name the two U.S. Senators from your state, but you know Britney's kids names, you're a MAJOR part of the problem.

the comments re: her losing weight the healthy way make me lollerskate. the fact that she had a tummy tuck is quite obvious from her warped, repositioned navel.

"Elisabeth did a bunch of stuff like dieting, exercising and whatever else Republicans do to lose weight. Which I'll assume includes throwing Bibles at poor people."

What do you think Democrats do to lose weight? Furiously rub their clits and/or dickheads on a corner of Lenin's mausoleum?!

She's gorgeous - but she reminds me of a confection my friend brought back from her trip to Russia. It had a delicious chocolate coating over what can only be described as a hard crispy wafer that tasted like an old cigar butt. Even though I licked all of the chocolate off I it was left with the rancid taste of the wafer for days.

Not worth it folks.

How am I the only one who finds her (extremely manly) complete lack of hips really creepy??
And why are we talking about politics in a post about (ugly) 'celebrity' bikini shots?

why do most Republicans have beady rat-like eyes?
oh that's right, they have no soul.

the scariest republican is Laura bush.
She looks like the fucking JOKER from batman.

conservative (someone that dresses like this is conservative?), stupid (same as saying conservative), and HOT. my kinda girl.

ahhh lng cmmnts, cnt undrstand all dat werds. She hawt, who is government? I'd bng her ass.

You say you served your country proudly. I doubt that. You were probably scared to death. That is if you were anywhere near the killing and slaughter. I would have been scared as well. But not proud. You are prould AFTER you served so try to speak grammatically correct. Why do you Republicans speak in that white trash ebonics vernacular? Oh you are liars and can't face the truth so since what you think is a distortion it diminishes you capacities for intelligent speech. OK. Gotcha.
Most of us in this country consider the war in Iraq to be not only a sham based on outright lies, but also a terrible waste of treasury and it is throwing us terribly into debt.

If you think we are pussys you are wrong. I would have no problem defending my country against an agressor but have trouble with attacking a country that did nothing to us. Why aren't we in Saudi Arrabia? Oh YOUR gay president likes to hold hands and play kissy face with Saudis. Now I see.

I would have no trouble going to war against the likes of YOU though. YOU idiots are the true enemy within. You are destroying this country based on nothing more than your ignorant animal instincts or primitive tribalism. Show us how proud you are and go attack Russia or China then get back with me.

Pussy

elective caesarian and tummy tuck
more words - slim but lacking any sex appeal, funny that.

elective caesarian and tummy tuck
more words - slim but lacking any sex appeal, funny that.

@137 - what you said about Iraq and your country and Republicans, Republicans are such an EMBARASSMENT to the US everywhere the world over, we laugh at and hate them.
I would love to say its none of our business, but unfortunately it fucking is, because whatever regime you have is forced on the rest of the world, especially the British who always follow the American president like a fucking lapdog.

Political commentary on the Stupidfiicial?

Stick to nipple jokes and bikinis, folks...

MCCain called his wife a cunt to her face? that's awesome. if he came by and called my ex a cunt he'd have my vote for eternity.

More proof that Republicans are just inherently better looking and sexier than Democrats.

Republicans = Elizabeth Hasselback, Jessica Simpson, Bush twins, every anchorwoman on Fox News

Democrats = Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Reno, Janeane Garrafalo, Chelsea Clinton

Most liberal chicks I know are smelly and don't shave their armpits and have poor hygeine in general. They are just nasty.

#21 - You are a total tool and probably a terrorist. McCain doesn't have "palsy", you imbecile. His arms are atrophied because they were snapped like twigs when he was shot down over Vietnam and then when the Vietnamese refused him medical treatment during 6 long years of captivity. Of course, you probably don't know this because you are likely a 22 year old, "hipster" doofus that thinks Barack Obama walks on water in spite of the fact that he has never passed a law, never sacrificed for his country, and basically done nothing except talk about "hope" for the last 5 years.

The funny thing about the absurd "Republican" versus "Liberal" stereotype as it applies to women is that BY FAR Republican women are sluttier and hotter than Liberal women, and I've had plenty of both. Republican women are very much into "traditional" male/female roles and relationships and I have found to be very into feminine ideals, sexy dressing, being dirty in bed, etc. etc. Liberal women, on the other hand, in my experience have always been very concerned about not wanting to appear "too feminine", not allowing men to "defile" them with anything other than straight sexual activity, and way too concerned with their equal status in the relationship (both in and out of the bedroom). Absolutely and without a doubt liberal women that I have known have been the most uptight and bitter women.

choosing the superficial as your forum of choice for political debate is quite amusing.

she is so beautiful and sexy, but I also saw more beautiful and hot girl at http://www.kissmilitary.com.

Shehan is an idiot. her son SIGNED UP for the fucking military voluntarily. these kids know getting into it that there could be a war and they could get shipped off. it was his job to go over to Iraq. he died fighting for our freedom and she should be proud of him. not camping out on the lawn bitching and moaning about the war. fuck that bitch.

shut the hell up demmies. you are all a bunch of pussies who have never seen war in your entire life and never will. go hug a tree.

Suprisingly, she's got a nice MILFy figure. However, if I were her, I would sue the pants off of her plastic surgeon, since he obviously moved her asshole to her belly. It must suck to have to lay on the toilet to take a shit. Similarly, it must gross out anyone standing close by when she's groundhoggin' and wearing a cropped shirt.

Yessssss, my work here is done. I now return to the Ninth Circle. MUWAHAHAHA!

hey nicely named "Dingdong" @148...
I am not a pussy. I have great respect for our fighting men and women. They were sent via treason to fight for a lie. A grieving mother camped on the presidents front lawn and he was not man enough, not to mention he does not possess the virtues of a leader or even a sound businessman as we all know he was a failure and revelled in killing prisoners, even that converted murdereress against his Pope's pleas. This immoral coward could not even take the time and by the way please tell me why he takes recess every day for 2 hours at the gym to "play", he could not on his vacation and as we know he takes lots of vacation because he is not the real president Cheney is. No time to talk to a lady. Please answer me honestly. Please be fair. Wouldn't you?

Could YOU find it in your heart to go up to her and say "Your son died bravely in the service of his country. Though many do not agree with this war, he lived as a soldier and died as a man in uniform for the greater good of his country and his spirit will be cherished and commemorated for the duration of this country". That was typing extemporaneously. It was easy for me. I could go on and on ad infinitum. And I am just a citizen. But that is what makes me different. I speak my heart and serve no interests other than my heart.

Forget being a Republican or Democrat or Nazi or Neocon or Liberal Or Progressive or Libertarian and just be a human being. We are all of this world as are trees. They give us life and without them we will all die. Our children are of our family tree. We are all inherenly one.

Gross, she's built like a boy. I'm guessing this is the type of body all the people who hate on Kim Kardashian think is hot.

Oh and McCain is a fucking moron. He said on national television that Putin is the president of Germany.

#151 - Bush DID meet with Sheehan, just like he did with all parents of soldiers killed in Iraq. She even admits he was generous and the meeting was appreciated. Then, AFTER she decided to try to become a political cause celebre, she wanted ANOTHER meeting whereby she could denigrate the President with her new anti-war views and publicly embarass him. Why would anyone agree to let her do that? Plus, you are a total tool-box.

This kind of bets we did when we were just out of kindergarten!!

At this point, anyone defending George W Bush needs to share whatever drugs they're sharing with him with me.

to # 151.
You should take a English writing class. You should learn something about run-on sentences. Your thought comes out confusing and incomplete.

#156 - A common misconception amongst you liberals is that we conservatives care about George Bush. We just don't like YOU, that's the only issue. You just refuse to accept the fact that you can't discuss anything without becoming irate and nonsensical like poster #151, spouting erroneous and emotional info as if it's fact. Oh yes, and I also take solace in the fact that I can absolutely, without a doubt, 100% physically kick your ass. And also enjoy the thought that if you are a dude, I know your woman would be more physically attracted to me than you, and if you are a woman and you didn't know me from posting on here, I could pick you up and have sex with you. That is all, carry on.

It is illegal for repblican to ware a bilini anyway. dint you read the news?lol!

I am not composing a treatise. I am typing my thoughts as they come to me. Why is it that you can not answer questions? Rather, like a vulture picking the living thought from idea's essence, you kill debate by offering nothing. You have not addressed a thing I have said to you. I do not spell check or proof read. This is informal here. We could discuss the woman's vagina or anything vulgar I am good with that.
You come to the table with a knife and nothing else. Can you bring something?

By the way. You sound like an imbecile. If you touched me and tried to have sex with me or my woman it would be your last day on this earth. I promise you that. You threaten me with gay rape? Incredible! You people are inhuman.
By the way, I can take care of myself quite well one way or the other so be careful there faggot. (Amazing sex fantasy - tough guy is incapable of refuting an argument and then threatens another man with rape. This is what America is up against)
Incidentally everything I type is MY opinion and that is all.
Go try to scare someone else. I pity you. Particularly if you made the mistake of trying assault me.
That is all.

#160, tree hugger, are you drunk? Your entire argument was that the President was too busy exercising and vacationing to meet with Cindy Sheehan, but the problem is that he DID meet with her. She demanded another follow-on meeting years later to belittle him publicly. Nobody would agree to that. Now, if you are an attractive female, get over here and show me something. If you are, as I suspect, an overweight male or an ugly female, then get off the internets immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

Faggot? What kind of liberal are you???? The kind that is bigoted and full of hate? I thought your whole deal was equality for everyone regardless of sexual orientation, race, etc. etc. ad nauseam? Boy, talk about your all-time major mis-statements!

No faggot. I am your worst nightmare. I am the man you would make the mistake of trying to assault only to have it backfire on you.
The Neocon punk should have met her and talked to her and tried to explain his position. Did he have to do that? NO.
I am the type of person that if I offend anyone I will discuss it with them. If I need to explain myself to another I always will.
By the way, punk, what percentage of the time has you Wartime President vacationed? What time does he go to bed? He goes to recess 2 hours a day. What kind of intellect does this man have? Is this man truly presidential material? What about Reagan? Did her serve the military? Did he have an intellect? "There you go again". Amazing stuff here.

Drunk? Nah I don't do drugs and I do not drink in the daytime. I am not a degenerate. I am healthy. I am in extremely good physical condition as well. I could most likely kick you pathetic ass, punk.

Go talk tough and dumb elsewhere. You lost this debate as it has degenerated to this point and you are not bright enough to have answered any ot my more imperative progressive points. Dullard. Go to a bar and shoot some pool and pick up a VD infested whore. Dirtbag.

wow what an idiot....imperative progressive points? What an idiot.

#152

lol!

Kim Kardashian obviously loves to eat and is around 45 pounds overweight. She needs to wear girdles and body shapers to improve her body. She has to cover her big butt when wearing a swim suit. This is why people think Kim is fat and not sexy. Elisabeth looks nice for her body type. Kim looks fat and could improve her body by eating right and exercising regularly, but I doubt Kim has the discipline, so she will continue to eat too much, and wear her body shapers and girdles to tuck in the excess fat; not hot or sexy at all, but this is what most fat American females do.

152/166

It is amusing how people want to praise overeating, laziness, and having to wear a girdle and body shapers to hide the fat like Kim. This lady is being praised because she takes care of herself unlike fat Kim. There is no effort with Kim for self improvemnt because she eats too much and relies on support garments and airbrushed pictures in an effort to look less fat .

#158 - Low self-esteem getting to you today? Wife too brusied to beat? Who the fuck said I was a lib? See that's the issue with the crazies, you mention Bush and their lose both their sense of hearing and their ability to comprehend what they read. And as far as "you can't discuss anything without becoming irate and nonsensical ", dude you just described Rush, Hannity, and redstate.com. I would say nice try, but it's was pretty pathetic really. Here's a little piece of advice: volume and repetition do not equal truth. Chew on that for a while. As far as kicking my ass, I can say with 95% certainty, that you would walk across the street if you saw me coming, internet tough guy.

Damn in conclusion, I wish we could all agree to move on past the age of oil and develop new technologies before we all, like, starve.

GO #158 That is ENTIRELY TRUE, Liberals only know how to argue, they believe that makes their entirely incorrect views correct..

GO #158 That is ENTIRELY TRUE, Liberals only know how to argue, they believe that makes their entirely incorrect views correct..

#170-171 - It's entirely true that he can kick everyone's ass? Or that he can screw everyone's wives? So let me see if I have this straight... you write "Liberals only know how to argue, they believe that makes their entirely incorrect views correct" after agreeing with what the idiot at #158 wrote gems like "I could pick you up and have sex with you"? I mean, seriously? Wow... you people really need to go form your own party and leave Republicans the hell alone. First Bush now you... you fucks are ruining our party.

The bottom line is if you make less than 250,000 per year and want to end the war then vote Democrat. Only the elite 3 percent get better tax breaks than the rest of the 70 percent of Americans. The terrorist are not going to take over American when US pulls out of Iraq.

Silly liberals.

Let's get back to what is really important here:
Why is her belly button so HUGE? you could put a rolled up sock in there.

If I poked her in the ass with my republican ruler, she'd never "Survive" it. Get it? HAHAHAHAHA

#175

She has a huge navel because of her tummy tuck surgery. She must have had a lot of loose skin. I suspect she also had lipo on the hips. Thank goodness for cosmetic surgery or else she would not be posing in a bikini.

No more pics of pregnant women, or post pregs.
After a woman has a child she is ruined and should be discarded, or persist only to have more babies but must never be seen publicly again.
Thats why we muslims have four wives and many sex slaves.

Anorexia, works every time.

Are the high school kids done debating politics yet?

I come here to see pics of cute guys not hear people ranting and raving about the fate of their country for shit sake.

What the hell does republican or democrat have to do with the fact that her body is killer! SHUT THE HELL UP WHINEY BITCHES!

Oh gawd... the "Yes We Canabots" are everywhere now. Can't even rag celebutards in peace anymore.

You people are making me vote Republican w/your shit!

her belly button looks retarded
ew

It is a scientific fact that 6 times as many gay men are republicans.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/25/the-view/

My god this bitch is repulsive.

My god this bitch is repulsive.

My god this bitch is repulsive.

Why are liberals so scared of a rather pleasant-looking woman who spouts nonsense along with three or four other ignorant woman on a worthless TV show?

Such hate is truly puzzling, she must be hitting at their inner fears about themselves.

her navel looks like a pulsating sphincter. at least it's only a picture and not her shrieking voice.

Can't stand her political banter on the View.. her voice begins to annoy like Rachel Ray.....and Palin....and...she is very very narrow-minded. She doesn't seem to have a real grasp on what the average american is living like. But you really have to admire her getting back into shape.